I think it’s going to be a long long time

August 20th, 2007 · 194 comments

Today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by Christina in Irvine, California. (My apologies in advance.)

Here's my new decree: Everyone with rocket pubes has to put a fucking hairnet over their balls before entering the showers/bathrooms in the dorms. I was in the shower today, lathering, rinsing, a little repeating — and I look over at the plastic shower curtain. To my fucking amazement there is a pube at about shoulder level.

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194 responses so far ↓

  • #1   LokiXIII

    lol rocket pubes…
    I love how chris and whoever its the other person seconds that crazy thought D:

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:42 am   rating: 39  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   emma

      i would totally join that motion. i was one of 2 girls living with 6 guys at my college dorm. i feel for you Brandon!

      Nov 16, 2009 at 5:34 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   cityclass

    apart from the whole overuse of the word ‘pubes’ (or maybe its just me ’cause i don’t like that word), i do quite like and enjoy brandon’s use of metaphors and similes in this.

    and the take notice, i like that part too.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:05 am   rating: 56  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Lisa R.

    I like Brandon.

    Hey website guy- Post more often! K, thx.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   will

    I am impressed that this letter apparently was drafted by a committe. Can chrisitine provide us with the meeting notes as well?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:18 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   jules

    Yeah fuck you brandon

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Anon

    It’s a shower. Not your dinner plate. Redirect some water and rinse it off. Team Rocket-pubes!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:35 am   rating: 99  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   rozrox0909 bang

      that idea is more sound

      Jul 11, 2008 at 11:11 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   jamie

    lmao rocket pubes

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   tweedle

    B.V. is for Brandon’s
    –unaccountable?–
    Vendetta
    against people with pubic hair.

    I too feel it is good to clean out shower and bath drains after bathing, but, given the note’s subject matter, the high dudgeon in which it was clearly written seems to indicate that our B is type A plus.

    Wouldn’t want to live with him!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:43 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Lizzie

    I’m just laughing at the Elton John reference.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:45 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   heather em

      yeah… after wiping the tears from my eyes from five minutes of solid laughter, my stomach was just beginning not to hurt when i realized the genius of the post’s title, and that just set the whole thing off again.

      Feb 9, 2009 at 9:46 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   BoggyWoggy

    Maybe, just maybe another consideration:
    This guy notices that he has a lot of growth down there and “borrows” Brandon’s razor! As he’s rinsing it off, he shakes it to release all of the built up pub hair. One of the hairs hits the curtain.
    He quietly returns Brandon’s razor to the drawer where it belongs!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:00 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   BoggyWoggy

    Whoops! “Pube,” not “pub.
    Ummm…that makes me think of beer.
    Gotta go!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:02 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Debbie

    Rocket? Euw.

    But hilarious. Justification for this site — if such a thing were ever needed. I laughed so hard i nearly coughed up a kidney.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:18 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Andy

    Well, if I’d have to put the boys in a plastic bag, how would I get said boys squeaky clean?

    My favorite thing, however, is that the third and fourthing line was made an “official” signature line by putting an X first, so he knew where to sign when he wrote it. What a clever anti-pubite.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:21 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Andy

    I also like the “Official Decree”, which then he has to repeat by saying, “Here’s my new decree:”

    If you’re going to give out official decrees, the only way to begin said decrees is: “I hereby decree, this fourth day of September, in the year of our LORD 2006…”

    Sheesh. What are they teaching at colleges today? Kids today.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:25 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Ydna

      redundant today is redundant

      Dec 24, 2008 at 6:33 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Craig

    Haha, brilliant.

    Though I did assume at first that “Rocket pubes” was a reference to ginger pubes :)

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:59 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   LJ

    If he wrote a book, I’d buy it! That’s some awesome writing that is!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 4:07 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   King Steve

    I’m not a fan of Brandon….And if I knew him I’d put pubes in EVERYTHING he owns…

    Aug 20, 2007 at 5:09 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   LC

    Brandon seems a little shrill, but I totally get where he’s coming from.

    He would never have survived my roommate, who decided to go for the Brazilian look in our shower with the help of some sort of oil-based product (baby oil?) It created a sort of crazy-glued pube carpet. And all this the day she decides to leave town for a week! I used our other roomie’s bath and left Nutzo’s pube carpet there to convey to her my extreme displeasure.

    TEAM COURTESY-RINSE!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 6:09 am   rating: 58  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   dostoevsky

      That is SO gross.

      Jun 24, 2008 at 4:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   kryztyne bang

      Pube carpet, ew! lol

      Feb 6, 2009 at 10:05 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Alan

    hahah nice…from uci?..nice to know people from my area looks at these kinda sites =]

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   jimmyjimmyjimmyjimmykalamahoo! kalamahee! kalamabringachairplease!

    i reckon brandon has some severe disorder and dosnt have any pubes, and hes jealous of evryone else

    in conclusion, fuck you brandon

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:56 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Darcy

    Well, that was amazing. That’s exactly the kind of inter-resident policing activity I like to see in a college dorm.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 8:43 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Mandy

    How does he know it’s a pube? Maybe somebody just has curly hair.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 8:45 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   super_fan#99

    Whoa what happened to the comments? I don’t have anything interesting to say yet but felt the compulsive need to post anyways.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 8:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Brian

    Just like when watching CSI, I never cease to be amazed at how someone can determine a short curly hair is a pubic hair as opposed to chest, arm, leg, etc. I think its more telling that his mind went there immediately.

    Seems easier to just make a rule that everyone rinse down the shower walls when they’re done.

    This household sounds like a good crop of candidates for any of the many “locked in a house” reality shows out there.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 8:58 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   dfgdfg

    I suspect a pube researcher.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:06 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Andy

    Or pube collector. He was able to go in the archives and make a positive ID.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:08 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Dee

    This..Is effing hilarious. “Like a clown in a cannon”. Rotfl. The imagery is great for a PA Note.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:09 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   anonymouscoworker

    The lack of spelling and grammatical errors in the note is almost as refreshing as a pube-free shower.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:10 am   rating: 51  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   D

      Actually, he put a period rather than a question mark after “how the fuck does a pube get there” and it should be “your fucking nuts” rather than “you’re fucking nuts.” This is much better grammatically than some of the other PAN submissions, by far.

      Jul 14, 2008 at 5:14 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   Goldie

    My first thought was chest hair, but for Petessakes, it’s still gross. I fifth what Brandon said, clean up after yourself.
    That letter was f-ing hilarious. Go Brandon!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:13 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Fraulein N

    “TEAM COURTESY-RINSE!

    I second
    X__Fraulein N_______

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:34 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   the sos

    “The lack of spelling and grammatical errors in the note is almost as refreshing as a pube-free shower.”

    I second.

    X – the sos

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:45 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   T-Bone

    hahahahahahah!!!! God. The metaphors. Fabulous.
    I once knew a guy who was freakishly hairy. Throughout his apartment, little dark curls would alight on every surface. These hairs weren’t necessarily pubes, if you take my meaning. Kudos to my freakishly hairy friend though, because he cleaned his house obsessively.
    My idea is that the offending “pube” on the shower curtain perhaps could have been another kind of hair. Let’s hope!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   aliastaken

    What does Brandon expect in a shared shower? When I was in college, we had three showers for a wing of almost 40 people! Kids these days; they just don’t know how to deal.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:01 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Susan

    OMG – this letter is fabulous! LMAO for the last ten minutes (five minutes for the imagery in the letter and five minutes after perusing the comments!)!!

    P.S.:

    I fifth. x___Terry____

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   ShagNBag

    Now this is the kind of post we’re all here for!

    Brandon. Son. It’s college. You’re lucky pubes are the only thing you’re finding in there.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:11 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Vampira

    These yellow comments make me think of pee, and that makes me think of shoulder-heighth pubes. Please bring back the work friendly, non-yellow comments. ^_^

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Michael

    Is this note all we get today, O Great PAN.com God?? I want some more please!!!

    You all are CRACKING me up. Yay Jules and Superfan#99. LMAO!!!!

    I was imagining that this note was something you’d see in a Farrelly Brothers movie, did anyone else do that???

    Do you want your pubes on a wall?
    Do you want to see pubes at all?
    No dammit, the stupid pubes are supposed to do DOWN the drain.

    If I complain, I hope the PAN Gods will give me another juicy post before tomorrow, which will undoubtedly be RIPE with comments! LOL!

    I like pudding. *cough*

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   super_fan#99

    that’s the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day michael.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:23 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Michael

    It’s still early so other things can beat me out. Hopefully at about 11:30 PM tonight, you’ll still think that of me. *sniffle*, thank you.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   bethany

    while I agree that the writing here is refreshingly good, I feel duty-bound to point out the your/you’re error just before the midway point.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Andy

    I guess there’s nothing like a little pube humor to make a Monday morning a little brighter.

    Actually, this note is all the funnier when it dawned on me that it was just ONE alleged pube which caused this rant.

    If the shower curtain looks like a shag carpet hanging there, well, yeah.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Elmoosh

    If you have not noticed or care not to know, the pubes go in the copy room.

    Thanks Terry.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:07 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Evan

    Nooone wonders how Christine got a note hung in the guys’ showers?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:12 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Talea

    That is hands down the best note ever posted on this website.
    I’d like to meet this person and shake their hand.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:17 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   ijRoberts

    Talea, at least you know that hand would be pube free!

    What? No “That pube was fucking delicious!”??

    Okay, I guess it’s left up to me then.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   mere

    i’m with evan, how did christine get this note? some sort of spy networking system? or maybe she just asked? hmmmmm

    ugh, shower sharing. UGH!

    does anyone know how to change the color of the comment space so it’s not this awful goldish/yellowrod/mazish (but i call if ‘corn’) color?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:29 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   GhostWriter

    Rocket pubes certainly are viable threats, but are thankfully limited by weak propulsion vehicles.

    What we really need to be worrying about are suitcase pubes, which can be carried anywhere, even into our state capitols.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:30 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   mere

    i call IT ‘corn’.
    GAH!
    team: need to proofread before hitting ‘submit’.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Heather

    “It’s the right thing to do.”

    Way to end it, Brandon.

    Team Yeah for Girls.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   lauralaiwc

    hahaha! i am laughing hysterically at work. this is a really good one.

    my advice would be to wear those nifty little shower shoes and take a chill pill. one rocket pube will not nuke the shower.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   kiki

    When I moved into my current apartment, the guy who lived here before me obviously had very curly, black hair. It was every where. I don’t think he had vacuumed once since he had lived here, it was in piles in corners. So gross. I ripped up the carpet and replaced all of the flooring. Team clean up your gross hair.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:48 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Black Bellamy

    I’m on Team It’s African-American Head Hair You Racist Pig Brandon.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:48 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Vampira

    If someone does find out how to turn off this pee color, let me know!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Andy

    Vampira:

    At work I have to use IE. :P

    You can go into Tools, Accessibility, Formatting, and select the box that says “Ignore colors specified on web pages.”.

    It’s clunky, but I’m now pee-free! Whee.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Andy

    Oy, did I mess that up. Tools, Internet Options, General Tab, then the rest. Egads.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   D_luv

    Rocket pubes?!

    This like some American Pie version of the Declaration of Independence with all the damn co-signing. Wait a sec… I like it.

    We’ll call it:

    Official Decree: The Declaration of Indepence from Shower Pubes!

    PS: The new comment color sucks. Bring back the old school. Thanks Terry!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   D_luv

    All we get is this one note? Please please please gimme some more. I’m so strung out on this website!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Michael

    Mishee,

    Free speech goes both ways, I preferred to use mine in a sarcastic way yesterday that used the style of the site and today as just plain parody for those who recognized it (I must have done it right since you recognized it and I never used your name). In middle school, I just played Oregon trail so if I had written “Mishee has died of dysentery.”, THAT would have been the middle-school approach.

    And in no way do I expect you to stop or have it influence your opinion on the site in any way (why would it?). I just like to have fun.

    And if this were also middle school, our fight would mean that you totally like me and I’d be awaiting a note that says “Do you like me? Please check yes or no.”

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Becca

    I don’t understand what everyone is saying about the comment color – I’m in Safari and everything looks normal to me.

    On topic – I had a room mate who used to put her hair on the side of the shower if it came out while she was washing it. GROSS. Especially gross because hair squicks me out in general…

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Mishee

    Check yes or no? Are we stuck in the middle of a George Strait song?

    Why do you say that… do you like me? (once again sarcastic).

    And if you notice, I never said anywhere that you had no right to say what you did, because yes, Free Speech DOES go both ways…

    “I may disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death your right to say it…”

    And on that note…

    PUBES, PUBES, PUBES…

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Mishee

    P.S. Oregon Trail rocks

    Aug 20, 2007 at 12:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   dawn

    “How they get so high, I don’t understand
    I use this stall five days a week
    A Rocket Puuuuuuube!
    Rocket Pube!

    And I think it’s gonna be a long, long, time
    ‘Til I can shower without fear to find
    The standard here is lower than at home
    Ah, no no no…

    A Rocket Pube!
    Rocket Puuuuuube!
    Leapin’ like clown
    To heights unknown”

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:26 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Michael

    I don’t get the George Strait reference, I hate country music. The check yes or no thing has been around a lot longer than he’s been writing songs, if you’re speaking of a lyric he wrote or something. But no, I never said you denied my freedom of speech, I was using it as a counter to you bringing it up. And I think E likes you quite a bit, he sounds like the guy who pushes you on the playground to hide his feelings.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   GVI

    hey kids calm down before i put you two in timeout

    Aug 20, 2007 at 1:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   Natalie

    I had a roommate in the dorms who created what I can only describe as a modern art hair wall on one wall of our shower. Once a week or so I would dismantle it, but it was like a welcome mat of long curly hair that had clearly been gathered up in her hand and stuck in balled up clumps to the wall.

    I’m not unsympathetic, having long hair myself, but after the shower scoop it up and throw it out.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Michael

    Please do GVI, I can catch up on my nap. Oops, I mean, I can think about what I’ve done. And also imagine being Superman and busting through the wall and running to the tetherball court.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   BoggyWoggy

    I like the battles between commentors. It’s cyber-fighting at its P-A best!
    And, personally, I like the yellow “pee” background. It makes my house look cleaner.
    And…I really think the hair came from his ear. The guy who pumps my gas has long ear hair and 1 mole on his left FACE cheek with a 3-inch hair growing out of it. I try so hard to not look at it when he comes to the car window, but I can’t stop!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Andy

    BoggyWoggy: Are you sure the mole hair doesn’t happen to be an ingrown ear hair?

    Actually, regarding the backgrounds, I’d like them to change color based on your mood. That’d be cool. Mine would always be brown, I’d bet. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Janey

    We had this one girl in our dorm who we called “Enema Girl”. I’ll give you one guess why.

    I’d much rather find one rocket pube on the shower curtain than what she left behind in the stalls!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Kristi

    oh Andy, I LOL’d. That SHIT was fucking delicious.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Mierin

    Team pubes are gross, but not as gross as this awful baby poo yellow. It’s like the hideous spawn of pea soup and a post-it note.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   mikey mouse

    shoulder level pubes? More likely some dudes armpit hair that shed off. Ever notice how they are almost the same in looks and texture? In my dorm, we have guys who pluck hair from their armpits to pick some hair, goes to other guy, pretends they were grabbing their own balls, then slather the other guy with their hair. The effect of course is funny and gross at the same time.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   joobs

    #5–thanks for taking my name. Unless you were here before, and I took yours, for which I am sorry. I was the only jules here for awhile, and since you used it, I am now joobs.

    I only use “fuck you” when I can’t come up with anything more creative, and I am usually much, much more creative.

    P.S. Hi Mishee, comment all you want. It’s a free country, unless, of course, you are in one of the unfree countries.

    P.S.S. Hate the baby-puke yellow.

    P.S.S.S. (oh, the p.s.ing is SO jr. high) anyone remember George Carlin’s “7 words you can’t say on TV?” For some reason, the word “pubes” reminded me of that.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Juliet

    Dawn, your comment was excellent!

    The funniest passive aggressive note I’ve seen in a while. Hee Hee!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   andrew

    haha it took me so long to figure WTF the elton john reference was, until i checked back on the site again and read the title of this post. awe-some.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   GhostWriter

    Another vote for Team Make-This-Site-Unobtrusive-For-Worktime-Review (and against Team Comment-Bubble-The-Color-of-Charlie-Borwn’s-Shirt)

    Lyrical Submission:
    (…sung to the tune of “Rocket Man”)

    …and a stinky corner pee a long, long time-
    that washcloth- ring it out, and then you find
    it’s not the hair you think it is at all,
    oh no, no, no…

    …it’s a Rocket Pube!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Andy

    joobs: Here are the words: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits.

    Ahhhh, I feel better.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #77.1   wicked_i

      @andy : what? no ass?

      Jun 26, 2008 at 6:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #78   GhostWriter

    OMG – How did I miss Dawn’s note?!?!

    Now, I feel like the guy who repeats your exact joke- waitaminute, I AM That Guy!

    Still, maybe it will start a trend of Rocket-Pube parody spin-offs…

    Aug 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   joobs

    Thanks for the refresher, Andy. I kept thinking of tits–and when he would say Tater Tits, like they were some kind of snack…

    like Cocoa Pubes.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   joobs

    Aw, crap. Now I have the song “Rocket Pubes” running over and over in my head instead of “heart attackackackackackack!”

    Thanks Terry! (and Dawn!)

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Mishee

    “heart attackackackackackack!” – joobs ya kill me! i’m gonna get in trouble at work cause now when I laugh and if someone looks, they will think I am laughing at something about pee.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   Oveta

    I’m for Team Michael and Team Has Never Seen a Full Service Gas Station

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Andy

    joobs: Cocoa Pubes! Excellent!

    Has anyone thought that perhaps Brandon is a very short guy, sharing a dorm with a basketball team, so his shoulder would correspond to their pube-shedding region? Huh? Or, is it just me?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   BoggyWoggy

    Mishee,
    I’m your boss. I suspected it was you messing around on the job. Haven’t you heard of workplace ethics? Haven’t you heard of bosses keeping track of employee online history?
    Get your butt BACK to the front counter and take some more burger orders! Oh, and don’t forget your hairnetQ

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   Gadget

    I’m rethinking my potential move to Irvine.

    I’m also hoping to see the “yellow” comment bubbles get cleared away from the shower curtain as well……

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   joobs

    #33-[ aliastaken on Aug 20, 2007 at 10:01 am

    What does Brandon expect in a shared shower? When I was in college, we had three showers for a wing of almost 40 people! Kids these days; they just don’t know how to deal.]

    I agree. Back in the old days, I had to walk to school in pubes 3 feet high. Uphill both ways.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:45 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Tosha

    Joobs…I thought I was the only one who had ever walked in pubes uphill both ways.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 3:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   agirlie

    andy-you effing crack me up omg.
    Gross note. Did Brandon think they just might be errant back hair? That’s what my S.O. leaves in the shower daily. It’s still gross.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 4:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   georgie

    yay, i’m for team michael too, can he be a permanent poster? i think making songs with new lyrics should be a permanent addition too.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 4:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   Mom, but not YOUR Mom

    I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time! The comments were nearly as hilarious as the original Decree. Thank you to all for causing me to pee in my chair!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 5:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   Mishee

    does your chair now look like these comment bubbles Mom?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 5:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   Writer, Rejected

    Hate the note. Hate Brandon. Hate the idiots who seconded and third/fourthed the note. Hate college boys. Anything I missed?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 5:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Oveta

    To be clear, I’m anti-Team Attention Whore.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 5:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   DUH

    I would join team ‘Death to All These Goddamned Teams’, but then I would self-destruct or have to immolate myself or something. So I guess I’ll just say:

    “I really feel strongly that declaring yourself to be on a ‘team’ is getting really quite irksome.”

    Aug 20, 2007 at 6:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   GVI

    oh and Writer u forgot to hate these pee colored bubbles

    Aug 20, 2007 at 6:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   GVI

    and u also forgot to thank terry

    Aug 20, 2007 at 6:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   Writer, Rejected

    Oh, but I don’t hate you.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   robin

    dude, shave the damn pubes off
    this aint’ the 70s

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   Mishee

    well, now the bubbles look like little gray rainclouds… reminding me of my 2 years just spend in Oregon/Washington…

    but still better than the pee color.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   Mrs. Bender

    So, if having “Rocket Pubes” is something that might be genetic or hereditary, possibly wrapping the glad bag around it which could be uncomfortable and it may lower or completely destroy sperm counts/ability to have children – maybe that’s the way to go then, and then we can wipe out all of the carriers of “Rocket Pubes” everywhere!

    Bag ‘em up boys!!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   aliastaken

    Haha, Robin, good call. Brandon’s roommates, welcome to 2007.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 7:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   GVI

    i see the great almighty PAN GOD, heared our crys for change and decided to change our comment boxes from pee color to raincloud grey. ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHTY PAN GOD!!!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   Oedipa Maas

    Rocket-Pube-themed haiku with gratuitous references to previous PAN postings:

    rene’s smoking pubes
    killing anthony grosso
    rapist! thanks terry

    if i had one wish
    there would be no pubes, or cups
    piled in the sink

    hey, guess what i bought!
    energy-saving light bulbs
    and matching blue pubes!

    put the fucking pubes
    in the fucking fucking fridge
    so they’re nice and cold

    your pube has been here
    ten days without paying rent:
    seventy-six bucks

    Aug 20, 2007 at 9:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   Sallyanne

    How does the person know it’s not armpit or facial hair?

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   Foxtrot

    It’s like the Supreme Court said of pornography. You know a pube when you see it. Btw, if you have facial hari that resembles pubes you’re either Teen Wolf or one of those Hispanic guys on the Maury Show. And if that’s the case, you have much bigger problems than an disgruntled roommate

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   Ash

    bravo, #111. that is fantastic. =)

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   Heather

    Jethro eats pubes.
    He says they taste like sugar cubes.
    Jethro also says he wants to lick them
    off Dolly Partons voluptous boobs.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 10:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   sdfj

    would you rather a pube here and there, or live in a shoebox with your frat buddies who haven’t washed their balls in months?

    and who the hell has the time to inspect the entire area for hairs in a bathroom ? Get your own place, Brandon, or deal with it.

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   BoggyWoggy

    Mishee,
    Once again, now in clearer English:
    Go back to the front counter and take another order for sodas. Doin’ the burgers has been too difficult for you, especially when people want to “have it your way,” like our old theme song says. The pop machine might be easier for you. Now, get off the computer and quit boring folks with your egocentrism!
    I’m going to have to lower your pay from $8.23/hour to $7.99 now!

    Aug 20, 2007 at 11:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   slythwolf

    Who wants to bet it was actually an armpit hair? Anyone? Bueller?

    Aug 21, 2007 at 12:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #111   Zsa

    Love it Mrs. Bender # 108~ Kill All Rocket Pubes!
    But really, I found many more disgusting things in the women’s dorm showers- including a guy passed out in his own puke. Now THAT was a wake up call for my 7am class. The showers smelled like puke for days…God only knows how long he was there.

    Aug 21, 2007 at 12:10 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #112   Deb

    Too f***ing funny. I love how each profane word add just the right amount of “oomph” to emphasize just how disgusted he was. Because I mean, really! How does a pube get up to shoulder level?!! Ewww.

    Aug 21, 2007 at 12:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #113   Wolf

    And this is why I shave my pubes, so I don’t have rocket pubes splatting on walls etc. XD

    Aug 21, 2007 at 1:24 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #114   GhostWriter

    Lyrical submission (b):
    sung to the tune of “Rocet Man’)

    In the sink he goes, and clings a long, long time.
    Toothbrush don’t swing around enough to find
    Hair not in drain; you stink- and damn it all,
    oh, no, No, NO!
    that’s a Rocket Pube….

    Aug 21, 2007 at 8:06 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #115   Joanna

    “like a clown out of a circus cannon.”
    I don’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.

    Perhaps Brandon should provide the necessary accoutrements for his fellow shower users. Possibly a small shelf in the shower could be home to baggies and rubber bands.

    Aug 21, 2007 at 12:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #116   GhostWriter

    Lyrical submission (c):
    (sung to the tune of “Rocket Man” chorus)

    Undies stink and smell like pee, a long long time,
    ’till someone wrings ‘em out and hairs subside.
    Armada handfuls on the bathroom stall-
    I know no cure…
    for the Rocket Pube….

    Aug 21, 2007 at 1:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #117   Kristi

    Oedipa Maas, I love the haikus. I must pay tribute as well.

    SHIT SHIT SHITTY SHIT
    pubes go in the copy room
    this is fucking delicious

    Aug 21, 2007 at 1:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #118   Kristi

    love the haikus, Oedipa Maas! I must pay tribute as well.

    SHIT SHIT SHITTY SHIT
    pubes go in the copy room
    this is fucking delicious

    Aug 21, 2007 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #119   Nanna

    Team anti-attention-whores. Also Team Rocket Pube lyrics. You guys crack me up.

    Aug 21, 2007 at 2:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   BoggyWoggy

    Mishee,
    Do you even know what the “heartattackackackack” statement refers to? If so, let us know. Hint, it’s probably from a song made before you were born. Hint #2, the singer’s name fits into these spaces:
    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    Aug 21, 2007 at 7:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   jane

    Best one I have seen in awhile!! PFF!!

    Aug 21, 2007 at 7:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #122   Olivia

    bwahahahahahahahha……

    Aug 21, 2007 at 9:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #123   joobs

    Pube haiku.

    ROFLMAO

    Aug 21, 2007 at 9:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #124   loren

    nothing like a pube haiku to wrap up a fucking delicious set of PANs.

    Aug 21, 2007 at 11:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #125   TeeHee

    How exactly is Hemingway positive the hair is pube in nature?

    Aug 23, 2007 at 5:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #126   Barbara

    Rocket pubes ar e killing Brandon. Please, Rocket Pube Guy, stop killing Brandon, thank you Terry

    Aug 24, 2007 at 5:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #127   claw71

    Wow, budding young attorneys here. Of course they will have to get this documented notarized in order to give it any legal standing.

    Still, I feel sorry for the hairy offender. What if the follicles in question are not of the pubic variety? This doesn’t excuse someone for leaving hair behind but I’d hate to think somebody with rocket pubes would be singled out when the offender might be somebody with wayward chest hair.

    Aug 24, 2007 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #128   Jess

    Man I CRIED From laughing so hard at this one! It’s so funny! I mean from the rocket pubes to catapulting and the GLAD Bag! LOL I”m sure he got his message across!!

    Aug 25, 2007 at 1:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #129   BoggyWoggy

    I heard that the Rocket Pubes lost a piece of foam insulation during take-off. As a result, they might burn up during reentry!
    Team: NASA

    Aug 25, 2007 at 3:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #130   Tom W

    hillarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 2:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #131   Mrs. G

    young Brandon has obviously never worked in a hotel. just as well; he seems rather easily alarmed.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 7:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #132   Austin of Sundrip

    This is soooo why I come to this site. LOL

    Aug 27, 2007 at 7:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #133   Lovecarrots

    I’m with Mandy, it may not have been a pube at all, it could have been a brillo head… and thank you Boggy Woggy for making my day!

    Cheers

    Mrs Linda Carrot

    Aug 28, 2007 at 8:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #134   Ariel

    hahahaha

    i’m showing this note to everyone i know with a sense of humor

    Aug 29, 2007 at 2:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #135   Strepsi

    “SHOOT off your nutsack like a fucking clown out of a circus cannon” — BWAHAHAHA! :D

    Best one in a while. Well written, well done.

    Aug 29, 2007 at 1:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #136   NotTheGuyNextDoor

    He can’t seriously expect perfection in the shower. He also can’t think that the only hair it could have been is a pubic hair. He just wanted to look like the funny guy to whoever his audience is. (And he was successful for me.)

    Sep 11, 2007 at 10:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #137   deeem

    I’m with Black Bellamy. :P

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #138   brinkofacomplex bang

    this is one of my all-time favourites. i laughed so hard i cried.
    Brandon may be majorly overreacting, and in need of a dictionary, but he gets my vote anyway.

    Oct 3, 2007 at 10:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #139   Sunny Melons

    Those pubes were fucking delicious!
    (sorry if somebody’s posted that already; I couldn’t bear to read any more comments)

    Nov 4, 2007 at 6:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #140   pubelessinseattle

    When I first found this site, I read this one. (I spent more than 45 min. perusing site that time.)

    I then LOST this note!! I actually emailed the website staff to help me find.

    I entered “pube” in search, to no avail.

    I am keeping this note… forever… to re-read whenever I need a lift in mood.

    Better than Prozac!

    Nov 27, 2007 at 12:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #141   pubelessinseattle

    (DONE?)

    Nov 27, 2007 at 12:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #142   creeped

    HA I JUST stumbled across this site today and to my surprise look what i found! The guy chris, who signed in agreement, I work for his dad. And I agree, no pubes FTW plz.

    Dec 3, 2007 at 4:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #143   losing lisa

    [...] related: i think it’s going to be a long long time [...]

    Dec 4, 2007 at 1:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #144   Spike

    That was one of the funniest ones i have seen i work in a call center doing tech support and was waiting for a computer to restart reading that and almost died trying to not burst out laughing in the customers ear before hitting the mute button

    Dec 10, 2007 at 11:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #145   Man Past Puberty

    Hahaha… This dude obviously hasn’t actually reached, or passed, puberty. The hair you develop as an adult is constantly falling out and replacing itself for one thing – for another, it doesn’t “shoot” off like a clown out of a rocket or anything else, it just moves. That pube was washed off and got stuck to the shower curtain with the soap that flew around whilst washing was going on (my best guess, since that’s how mine end up on the shower curtain as far as I can tell.) Settle your prude ass down, and grow up. Dope…

    Dec 26, 2007 at 8:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #146   Jeff Caplan

    “You’re” grammar is horrible. Please check your punctuation and diction.

    Apr 2, 2008 at 10:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #146.1   Cleaning Up "You're" Mess

      yeah, ’cause THAT’S what was wrong with this note: the DICTION. *rolls eyes*

      Apr 2, 2008 at 11:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #147   Skeltz

    the second I read the term “rocket pubes” I almost fell out of my chair.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 12:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #148   aghathon

    “apologies in advance” – yeah I choked so bad on my coffee now while lmao, this nearly fking killed me

    Apr 10, 2008 at 5:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #149   laughs

    Love it !!! I work at the university where this was posted (looked up the people who signed on the directory + city where post originated= not too hard.) It least we get a reputation for something other than being a bunch of nerds, even if it is rocket pubes. For the record. The school in question has the Anteater as a mascot. Let the jokes begin.

    Apr 15, 2008 at 6:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #150   FastFingers

    I love how not ONE PERSON thought for ONE SECOND that it could have POSSIBLY been – dare I say it??? – a CHEST hair??? Shoulder level? Dark and curly??? I’ll betcha dollars to donuts that when Tom Selleck’s wife sees a short and curly on the shower curtain, she never thinks he has ROCKET PUBES!!!

    Apr 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #151   slovespa

    Brandon has yet to reach puberty and has no armpit or chest hair. is that him singing Celine Dion in the shower?

    Apr 22, 2008 at 4:44 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #152   slovespa bang

    Brandon has yet to grow armpit hair or chest hair and seems to think that “pubic” means groin. Stay in school Brandon, and by the way, when you sing Celine Dion in the shower it sounds beautiful…enjoy it while it lasts, your voice will change someday.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 5:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #152.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      ummm the Pubic Region or hypogastric region IS the groin. If your pubic area is NOT your groin you need to see a doctor slovespa.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 5:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #153   dick

    brandon youre a fucking faggot you probably put that shit in your mouth afterwards little pussy

    Apr 24, 2008 at 10:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #154   FarSide

    Dearest Brandon,

    If you look closer, that was not soap scum next to the pube hair. Hope that does not gross out your hairless pre-pubescent package.

    Jul 1, 2008 at 1:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #155   jelloegg bang

    ROCKET PUBES???!!! Loooooooooooooooool!!! LMAO!

    Jul 3, 2008 at 3:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #156   pubalicious

    love the note. somewhat unrelated story from high-school years that i just remembered:

    there was a boy we used to hang out with whose nickname was shoebox. but only the boys called him shoebox, b/c none of us girls knew what it meant. until i dated his best friend, who informed me that this guy was so excited when he first started getting his pubic hair that he plucked them all out and kept them in a shoebox. apparently he did this through most of high school, keeping his groin pube-free and his shoebox ever-full.

    so there you go.

    Jul 3, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #157   rehash

    i had to get up and get a beer to chill myself out (from laughing so hard) “… like a f***ing clown out of a circus cannon …” its like he’s OCD w/ Turrets Syndrome and a sprinkle of passive aggression

    Jul 5, 2008 at 10:42 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #157.1   PandoraWombat bang

      Hmmm. I thought “Turrets Syndrome” was when you can’t stop building castles with towers.

      Aug 3, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #158   Brigitte

    Enough with all the “hair is gross” stuff already!!!! I swear, so many Americans appear to be OBSESSED with this concept.

    In the grand scheme of things, hair really isn’t that gross, is it?? Especially hair which has been WASHED IN THE SHOWER.

    This is a running theme in a lot of these notes from dorms, share bathrooms etc and it’s my opinion that these folks desperately need to get some perspective. I would rather the odd ball of hair any day compared to, say, spew, poo, blood or maybe even scabs.

    Team not-afraid-of-the-odd-stray-hair.

    Jul 8, 2008 at 10:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #159   canadiankid bang

    hilarious!

    Jul 19, 2008 at 12:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #160   PandoraWombat bang

    Maybe Cartman can buy some of his pubes…

    Aug 3, 2008 at 11:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #161   Glen

    This entry/note is really funny! those who second, third and fourth the motion was insanely hilarious! :)

    Oct 26, 2008 at 7:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #162   hairy bob

    Ever heard of chest hair? Guess what, it is also short, black, and curly. Relax.

    Nov 3, 2008 at 9:59 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #163   leah

    “lathering, rinsing, a little repeating.”

    this person is fantastic.

    Nov 14, 2008 at 7:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #164   stopwhining

    It’s a community shower. There are going to be some pubes. Chill out.

    Nov 20, 2008 at 6:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #165   HolyHamstersBatman bang

    I fear for whichever poor Soros-titute that gets drunk enough to give Mr. Rocket Pubes his next blowjob. Think she’ll be impaled in the forehead by one of those hairy missiles?

    Nov 20, 2008 at 10:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #166   Cailin

    Drop the P; that’s just aggressive.

    Dec 11, 2008 at 1:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #167   Fawn

    Can I just say that this note is fuckin’ hilarious?

    And also, what was the submitter doing in a men’s shower in a dorm?

    Dec 12, 2008 at 8:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #168   TheOldSchool bang

    PMD

    Pubes of Mass Destruction

    Jan 1, 2009 at 4:59 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #169   karolbiscardi

    like a fucking clown out of a circus canon
    lol

    Feb 17, 2009 at 8:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #170   Claire

    Okay, I laughed out loud while reading this (more accurately, I giggled furiously)…but still…

    Pubic hair is neither disgusting nor unsanitary. It’s just hair. On your pubes. Yes, it should be cleaned up like any other bathroom leavings (same with head-hair that falls off when brushed), but it is not inherently gross.

    That note was one of the funniest things I have ever read, though.

    Feb 17, 2009 at 3:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #170.1   Missing Lunch

      Gotta disagree with you on the “pubes are not inherently gross or unsanitary” idea. Would you sprinkle some on your pizza?

      Jun 29, 2009 at 11:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #171   Lelahmunster bang

    I laughed so hard i fucking cried.

    Mar 4, 2009 at 4:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #172   degraff19er

    Brandon is obviously not wise enough to realize that arm pit hair can be up that high on a shower curtain, especialy if one’s arm is raised while washing the pits.

    Chest hair can also get that high. Brandon is a punk-ass 18 year old that thinks he knows everything, and jumps to conclusions too quickly.

    Mar 25, 2009 at 9:25 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #172.1   Missing Lunch

      Team “Most people know a pube when they see one.”

      Jun 29, 2009 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #173   GK

    I wish somebody would delete your triplicate post which wasn’t even worth reading once. And the word “dun” refers to a colour, I have no idea how you’re attempting to use it here. I bet you don’t even have a shift key.

    Mar 25, 2009 at 12:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #174   Stephanie

    One of the funniest things I’ve ever read. I can’t stop laughing

    Apr 10, 2009 at 2:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #175   dumdum

    I’m on team it’s- just-a-fucking-pube-on-the-curtain-if-you-rub-up-against-the-shower-curtain-you’ll-never-get-clean-anyway,-Brandon.

    But yet, i do like Brandon’s style.

    And, “your pubes fucking SHOOT off your nutsack like a clown out of a fucking circus cannon.” Joy!

    May 12, 2009 at 6:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #176   only meh bang

    so has anyone thought of the fact that it may just be long side burns

    May 26, 2009 at 1:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #177   COURTNEY

    HAHAHAHA too good!

    Jun 15, 2009 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #178   imp

    rocket pubes are fucking delicious~~

    Jul 23, 2009 at 10:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #179   Anonymoose

    What if he was jerking off and, when he opened the shower curtain, got a rocket pube on the curtain? Eh? EH?

    Sep 13, 2009 at 2:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #180   Emma

    I love Brandon

    Sep 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #181   Damon

    Gross or not it’s a matter of common or in this case uncommon courtesy. Before you get out of the shower, take a look around and rinse if necessary.

    Nov 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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