U will be sorry

August 26th, 2007 · 66 comments

One of our regular trouble makers, Boggywoggy (a.k.a. Val in Oregon) took some time off from the comments section this weekend to go fishing, and decided to grab a quick bite at Waldport, Oregon’s, er, finest: The Flounder Inn. Val spotted this note on one of the restroom stalls.

Mention Carrie Lee on thise [sic] wall 1 more time...

Adds Val, “I thought about putting my own message about Carrie Lee on the door, just for kicks, but then realized that person probably really meant business!”

FILED UNDER: bathroom · graffiti · im-speak · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · Oregon · spelling and grammar police


66 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Nanna

    I want to know who Carrie Lee is and what she did! And who the hell is bothered that much by anything written on a bathroom stall?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 12:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   luonie

    I live in (Corvallis) Oregon.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 12:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Naomi

    Oh my god, chat speak and typos has reached passed the internet and upgraded to bathroom stalls!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 12:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   twitchy

    What the hell is her grand scheme to “find out who U.R.”? Install a camera? Good luck with that.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 1:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   LC

    Reminds me of two things simultaneously:

    #1: “I’m on ur doorz, stealin’ ur werdz.”

    LOLGraffiti if you will…

    #2: Being grumbled in a Billy-Bob, Slingblade, “french fried purtaters” accent.

    yeaaahhh, that’s about where it’s at…

    Aug 27, 2007 at 2:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Rachel B.

    Team Oregon.

    We like it old school here. Bathroom stalls still make great community message boards.
    This also proves that we Oregonians aren’t all just loggers. We r writers 2.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 2:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Jerry

    Anyone else here wishing it had been “lern to spell”? That would have made it perfect…

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   whatever

    uhhhh this isn’t PA at all. Why was this posted?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   whatever

    It’s not even funny either.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   sharond

    Guess he himself did the same, I mean M.B.G ?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 6:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   D.T.M.

    Go Team Oregon!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 8:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   The Gentle Sherpa

    Team M.B.G.! U go boy, find out whoever b makin fun of ur sister/baby-mama! Did I say team M.B.G.? I meant Team Maury Povich Gloryhole!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 8:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   aliastaken

    What was said about Carrie Lee on the door?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 8:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   pebblesb87

    To Naomi #3 It’s “Reached Past”

    Aug 27, 2007 at 9:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   anonymous

    Quoting:
    #3 Naomi on Aug 27, 2007 at 12:59 am

    Oh my god, chat speak and typos has reached passed the internet and upgraded to bathroom stalls!
    —————————–

    Irony, thy name is Naomi. It’s “past”, not “passed”. :-)

    Aug 27, 2007 at 9:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Aaron

    Haha, Naomi, you got nailed twice. That’s funny.

    By the way, does this remind anyone of “Dumb and Dumber”?

    Kick his ass, C-Bass!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 10:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Heather

    So in Oregon it’s really all about communicating via bathroom stall? Interesting.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 10:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Writer, Rejected

    I do enjoy a good illiterate, vaguely-threatening (beyond all reason) bathroom door note, once in a while. Nice one, BoggyWoggy.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 10:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Nattie

    Nice work Boggy, contributing to the site not only through comments, but through the medium of submitting PA notes….I bow down to you.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 11:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Michael

    I think we need for form a detective agency and follow up on all notes in person. Get more details about the event, follow-up stories, etc…

    Aug 27, 2007 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Mrs. Bender

    Very nice Boggy! Good to keep that eye out for stuff now, as I have been too! I am just wondering about what looks like the beginning of a 1-800 number in the lower right corner! I’ve heard of putting someone’s number on the bathroom wall, but what person has a Toll-Free phone number? Interesting…

    Aug 27, 2007 at 11:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   mere

    i wish i knew how many times carrie lee was mentioned.
    the bathroom stall looks very ‘rustic’. very kind of ‘johnny appleseed, camping in the wilderness, but not really the wilderness, because there’s a bathroom here’.. that’s how it appears.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 12:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   claw71

    Whatever was scrawled on the door about Carrie Lee must have been true…although anybody named Carrie Lee probably makes the things written on a bathroom door seem rather tame.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 12:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Ceryniti

    Yay for Oregon. Though here in Portland things are rather different than the rest of the state.

    Bathroom LOLZ. There should be a seperate site for them.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 12:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   cre8tivewmn

    Oh, no! The bad spelling is infecting this site!

    “Seperate?” Try again!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Michael

    Ahh, too many exclamation points. Try again.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 1:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   GhostWriter

    I didn’t even mention “Carrie Lee” – -

    I originally wrote a note about Arriele, and some yahoo added a “C” to the front, and another “e” to the end.

    Now Arriele’s mad, ’cause Carrie Lee’s getting all her business.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Mishee

    Is it just me or have the comments gotten quite boring since I stopped leaving my two cents for everyone to hate/love which in turn prompts everyone else to leave their own opinions on my opinions??

    Just a thought….

    Go Team Mishee!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 2:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Michael

    So you’re basically calling everyone boring? Nice. Don’t be so full of yourself, you aren’t the one who makes this place fun. And I do agree with your last statement but you wrote it wrong — it should read “Go, Team Mishee.” Just go.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   tweedle

    I for one was just holding my breath waiting for the (I had hoped) post-you dust to settle, and for things to get back to intelligent and interesting fun around here, instead of your truly inane attention-mongering. Well, you asked.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   CA Girl

    Hear Hear Michael and tweedle!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Zsa

    Team Oregon! our kidz cant pass a spelin test butt tey no the goodest way to piss off Carrie Lee! Boggy, couldnt you get far enough back to get the whole door? Pleeeeze?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Tosha

    Call Carrie Lee for a good time.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 3:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   CA Girl

    One thing I have been wondering over and over again Boggy – was this the ladies or the mens restroom? If it’s the ladies, then we have to wonder what all the women in town were writing about Carrie Lee to prompt that message, and who it was that came to her defense to vehemently (her sister, her mother, her mother/sister?). OR, if it was in the men’s room, we once more must figure out what the men were saying about her, and who is was that came to her defense (her boyfriend, her brother, her boyfriend/brother?)… Can you give us more info about the surrounding bathroom walls? :)

    Aug 27, 2007 at 4:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Mierin

    I’m betting MBG stands for ‘man boob guy’.
    Explains why he was in the ladies’ room, anyway.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 4:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   tweedle

    My brother insists the correct term for them is “mreasts.”

    M.G.B.: My God, Babs (don’t cross Carrie Lee!)

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   tweedle

    Oop. Geez, I’m having to do an errerata for each of my bloody posts (eww, sounds gross).

    That is: ‘My Babs, God’ ?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   tweedle

    errOar!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   CA Girl

    tweedle, you’re having to do a what with your WHAT? :)

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   tweedle

    Sorry. Just need to measure twice, so’s I can cut once.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   CA Girl

    Wow, this restaurant is in a town with a population of 2050 (I had to know if we were trash talking some tiny village or some giant metropolitan area!) and 93% of the population is white – so I believe we are all on the right track as of now! That explains why everyone seems to be aquainted with Carrie Lee!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Kayra

    Ok ok I have to weigh in since this is in my home state…yes yes the bathroom messages are fun to read…and the spelling thing seems to be an epidemic (see I’m pretty sure I spelled that wrong…) anyway I’m on Team Oregon all the way!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 5:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Adam Burch

    I don’t know what’s better — the original posts, or the subsAquent mocking of the comments and the grammEr/spelling mistakes. Classic!

    Aug 27, 2007 at 6:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   joobs

    I thought the official name for man-boobs was “moobs.”

    Aug 27, 2007 at 8:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   BoggyWoggy

    This was in the Ladies’ Room.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 8:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Andy

    Hmmm…

    I wonder if the threat has anything to do with the Mad Bomber? She’s on the loose, you know. We never got a resolution, so we must remain ever vigilant.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 10:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   joobs

    What’s the Mad Bomber about?

    Aug 27, 2007 at 11:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   joobs

    Nevermind. Just found it. Ewwwww.

    Aug 27, 2007 at 11:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Mrs L Carrot

    Ok, this is the part where you are gathered together in a room and I the detective, explain the murder… well, perhaps not but here’s what I reckon happened.

    Carrie Lee is teased/bullied at school. The girls doing this have put up lots of graffiti saying she’s a slag, or a tart or a puff… whatever. They’ve given out Carrie Lee’s number, probably on some phone box sex cards, on the stall walls et al as something to call for sex, hiring a milk maid or whatever they think will be most embarrassing thing for Carrie Lee to get lots of calls about.

    It’s Carrie Lee’s home phone, so her mother is answering a lot of those calls.

    There are a lot of calls and Carrie Lee’s Mum regards them as obscene. She’s bloody annoyed.

    Carrie Lee and her Mum, know exactly who it is because clearly they know who’s making her life a misery at school. Clearly though, unless they can get photographic evidence of Carrie Lee’s nemises (there’ll be more then one, it’ll be a gang) placing phone booth ads or slagging her off on the stall walls, there’s nothing they can do.

    Or it may be simpler. Carrie Lee’s tormentors are probably too thick to manage to call her more than a couple of choice insults on a regular basis. So they’ve probably written their usual abuse on the wall, hence, Carrie Lee’s mum, who works at the pub, knows EXACTLY who left the abuse.

    Or maybe I’ve had too much coffee and am letting my imagination go off on a bit of a large tangent.

    Aug 28, 2007 at 9:24 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Mrs L Carrot

    And yeh, I know I say Clearly too much and the grammar is off centre there but I’m sure you get my drift.

    Cheers

    Mrs L Carrot

    Aug 28, 2007 at 9:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   claw71

    It says “mention” so if somebody scrawled “Carrie Lee makes a fine chicken sandwich” or “Carrie Lee is a nice person who loves cats in a very humane and perfectly sane manner” would they still invoke the wrath of MBG?

    Aug 28, 2007 at 10:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   claw71

    Oh, and if MBG (which seems like a pretty imposing set of initials…like a crime boss out of a Tarantino flick) was half the hard ass he makes himself out to be he wouldn’t have bothered scrawling a note on this door, he would have found the culprit and made an example of him.

    So clearly MBG stands for Melvin Baines Gorsky, the community dork, who harbors a secret, unrequited love for the town tart, Carrie Lee Skaggs. What he doesn’t know is that Carrie Lee writes those notes herself because she doesn’t get nearly enough action to distract her from the wreckage of her life.

    And there’s no question that this is a men’s room stall. Look at the penmanship.

    Aug 28, 2007 at 10:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   lauralaiwc

    maybe carrie lee is one of thos individuals who leaves little “i wuz here” messages written on the stalls, and since the leaver of this message doesnt know who she is…see all the little black bars on other parts of the doors?

    i dont know. im starting to overthink. you people are getting to me ;)

    Aug 28, 2007 at 1:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Nanna

    I just moved from Tucson, AZ to Salem, Oregon at the end of July, so Team Oregon! I wish I had a better car so I could drive out there and see this stall for myself!

    Aug 28, 2007 at 2:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Beppo

    I’m going to OR in a couple of weeks on a business trip…does anyone have Carrie Lee’s number?

    “Hey, Carrie Lee,
    What’s your game,
    Can anybody play?”

    Aug 28, 2007 at 5:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Zsa

    Nanna- welcome to hell… oops I mean Oregon. Not so much like Tucson, unless you count all the old people who cant drive. I’m telling you, a good cross-section of the freaks come out for the State Fair, so I recommend that to see what you got yourself into. Have fun, wear your birks, use Biodiesel and hug a tree.
    When can I go back to SanFran where the freaks have their own parade, at least?

    Aug 28, 2007 at 6:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Nanna

    Zsa: I went to the State Fair yesterday, actually. You all seem pretty normal. But one thing I can’t stand. Why is it everyone here drives 10 miles under the speed limit? I am used to everyone driving 10 miles over, except for the “snowbirds.”

    Aug 28, 2007 at 8:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   joobs

    Hell is in Oregon? Awww, crap. I thought it was in Utah.

    Aug 28, 2007 at 8:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Nanna

    Joobs: You are correct, the correct term is man boobs, shortened to moobs.

    Aug 28, 2007 at 8:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Psyche

    cams in the bathrooms….
    things that make ya go hmmm…

    Aug 29, 2007 at 1:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Zsa

    Since we are on Sienfield today…

    So do Moobs go into a Bro?

    Aug 29, 2007 at 8:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Zsa

    Oh Nanna, you havent even dipped your toe into the bad driving pool of oregon… wait until you try to merge onto the freeway and someone STOPS COLD waiting for a space to open up. Or the stall on the side of the road that ties up traffic for hours.
    Grrrrr… dont get me started. I’m one of those annoying California drivers who go too fast, pass like crazy and yell out my window at all the Prius’s (help me spelling police) that cant get-or dont choose to- over 50.

    Aug 29, 2007 at 8:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   CA Girl

    OMG Zsa I TOTALLY feel you! I am just like that too, so I had to get the hell out of Washington state (close to Oregon border though) after 2 years. I HATE it when they just STOP cold like that or make a right turn into a parking lot without getting over into the bike lane first, they just slow and turn from the lane! Assholes!

    Aug 30, 2007 at 11:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   claw71

    Moobs don’t go into a bro, the device would be a manziere anyway but Moobs are a nomadic people from northern Africa.

    Aug 31, 2007 at 6:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   joobs

    Wandering moobs. Now there’s a picture.

    Aug 31, 2007 at 12:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Amber

    Ugh. I read this little note a long time ago, in a stall at a restroom stop and it has stayed with me a long time. ” If you love someone and you have class, don’t write their name where you wipe your ass.” Obviously Carrie must have done some “unclassy” things for her to end up on the “wall of shame”. LOL!

    Jul 31, 2008 at 2:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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