damien saw this at the salvation army in seattle.
says damien, “the kicker on this one isn’t as much what’s said as what ISN’T said. this note clearly had a lot more to it that was — probably by a clearer head — snipped off.

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annie writes, “this a note my roommate left me expressing her discontent with me because i would, while straightening up, put her placemats back in the drawer. i was putting away her placemats to clean up… but also because they are the most hideous things i have ever seen [see exhibit b]. she also [...]

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explains sarah in new york city: “one lab in the building where i work has covered the walls outside their lab with candid photos of the lab members. over time, some of these photos got some ‘modifications’ from passers-by, such as a mustache or horns here or there. mature, I know. today, i [...]

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“the healthy companies committee” explains katherine in d.c., is the name of the office pep squad led by the sender of the e-mail. (”ironically,” she adds, “he does not seem to be able to deal with his frustration in a ‘healthy’ way.”)
the hilarity of this note is more subtle than say, a “thank you terry,” [...]

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today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by christina in irvine, ca. (apologies in advance for this one.)

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