Comments on: Upon further reflection, screw you

By: Abby

Abby — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 00:22:03 +0000

I don’t see anything wrong with this note. If you’re in college you should be able to clean up after yourself without having to be asked. If you can’t you should live alone. No one should have to clean up someone else’s shit.

By: please resubmit your inquiry after it has been properly notarized. regards, your flatmates

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:20:57 +0000

[...] related: memorandum to the roommates [...]

By: sam

sam — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 17:24:40 +0000

notes like this remind me so much of my own university experience.

GROSS.

By: pjc

pjc — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:18:39 +0000

Goddamn it, housemates who talk and act like work managers piss me off…

By: upon further reflection...

upon further reflection... — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 21:15:53 +0000

Love the watermark!
This site is addictive. I am so glad I have a nonhuman roommate.
I wish I had saved some of the notes from when I shared an apartment with two guys in New Orleans. One of the guys used to invite his girlfriend over, and get her to leave notes. It was even funnier that what she left notes about were usually his messes.

By: Trixie

Trixie — Sat, 08 Sep 2007 20:45:10 +0000

“Actually” I love that it’s in Memo form.
Hilarious!

What’s more hilarious is how serious some of these commenters are taking these things!
Fantastic.

By: Sazbot

Sazbot — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 13:32:17 +0000

Dear Jeff,

Nah, I’m not buying it. I lived with 9 people in my first year at university and 4 people in my second and third years. I spent most of those three years cleaning. I’m not saying that the others never did anything. Of course they did from time to time, but primarily it was me. I had to leave some notes in my time, but usually they were about radioactive ants invading England.

By: claw71

claw71 — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:46:47 +0000

Anal Bitches?

Isn’t that a John Stagliano film? I think Traci Lords was in it.

By: Anna-banana

Anna-banana — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 23:43:10 +0000

#43 then they would just kill each other. Hey! That’s an idea.

Darwinism at work.

Hmmm……

By: Bebo

Bebo — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 21:13:34 +0000

A PA rating system would be sweet for a note like this. Anytime a deadline is used-1 point. Watermark when you’re in college writing to your roomates? 3 points.

By: a

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:57:33 +0000

This is why i don’t have female roommates. Guys are way more easy going about shit like this. She needs to move into a place with anal bitches like herself.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:46:40 +0000

Forget the eyebrows! What about the horse teeth!!!?

By: Nanna

Nanna — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:42:13 +0000

Yes those eyebrows are something else!

By: joobs

joobs — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:31:17 +0000

I thought the 1923 maid looked like Katie Holmes, with those droopy eyes.

But the eyebrows on the original model! Lord, the EYEBROWS!!!!