Dear Vandal

September 13th, 2007 · 169 comments

“Random people seem to have a lot of fun vandalizing Portland’s many bus stops,” says Kathryn. “Several of the stops I use frequently have had their schedules removed, which is oh-so-helpful. The other day when I went to the stop in front of my office to go home, I noticed this little note. They even took the time to laminate it!”

Dear Vandal, It's not my fault that Mommy didn't love you, and I never touched your pee-pee as a child. Why take your anger out on my bus schedule? Kill yourself. It's cooler.

FILED UNDER: die bitch die · Portland · rhetorical question · vandalism


169 responses so far ↓

  • #1   eh

    team laminate. stop destroying shit, damn fifth grader.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 2:59 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   team terry

    That’s funny! ‘ Kill yourself, it’s cooler’

    The little bastards deserve more aggression.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 3:03 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Me3

    Must mean “wee-wee” instead of “pee-pee,” I think. (Way to know that, self.)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 3:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Jayne

    Heh… I wonder if these things ever actually make a difference. I can’t quite imagine a vandal being so impacted by such a note that he sees the error of his ways.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Debbie

    Laminated? No shit. I’m seriously impressed. And on team laminate — if it needed saying…

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:00 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Nattie

    Team Laminate FTW.
    And it hardly needs saying that your mother doesn’t work at this bus stop.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Vikki

    That sign will be stolen within a week…

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   letters

    Left unsolved is the mystery of whether the pee-pee was touched as an adult.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   noble savage

    Hmm. Never touched his pee-pee as a child. Does that mean the note writer touched it as an adult?

    I smell a rebuttal note or some badly-spelled graffiti.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   claw71

    You learn something new every day. Pee pee touching prevents vandalism. I think we all owe NAMBLA a big apology.

    You know what to do America. When you see a child, touch his pee pee or live with the consequences of your inaction. Remember, it takes a village.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:34 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   claw71

    There is something to it. I know that I’m always happy when somebody touches my pee pee.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   claw71

    And because it has to be done:

    That bus schedule…

    …it was fucking delicious.

    And my pee pee is real, and spectacular.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Andy bang

    The thing is, to go to all of that trouble of typing the note up on the computer, formatting it just right, printing and laminating the note, wouldn’t it be easier to have a pocket bus schedule?

    Actually, any non-authorized decoration could be considered vandalism, so I’m on Team Note-Leaving-Vandal.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Andy bang

    I do like the “kill yourself, it’s cooler”. Short and sweet. What’s nice is that it’s in a much smaller font size, so you really have to pay attention to the note to see it.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   claw71

    I smell the new anti-drug ads:

    Don’t smoke meth. Kill yourself, it’s cooler.

    It would work for those abstinence campaigns too, but we’ve already established the societal benefits of pee pee touching.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Marcelo

    HAHAHAHAHAHA I love this!

    @Jayne: I don’t think it would move the vandal, what I can imagine is that he gets a good laugh from that and stops vandalizing.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Craniac

    Andy #13 — I don’t know about Portland, but Austin doesn’t have pocket-size bus schedules.

    At one of the bus stops I sometimes use, vandalism became so bad that they came out and dismantled the whole stop, bus bench and all. Now there’s just a pole marking it as a stop, and that’s all, and it’s usually leaning at an angle.

    Team Laminator definitely.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Minox

    Fantastic! Laminating the sign puts it over the top. And I’m looking forward to the new anti-drug ads, the ‘drug use supports terrorism’ is getting old.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 8:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   claw71

    You hear that Austin? Time to get out there and touch some pee pees!

    This is why you never see Catholic Altar boys out vandalizing bus stops.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 8:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Misheeâ„¢

    Minox – lamination is necesscary – Portland is a very wet city… as for the pocket schedule, it’s easier to call 503-238-7433 then you get a real time estimate as to when your bus will arrive… those damn schedules posted on the stop are more of a suggestion anyways! (especially the #12 going down Sandy in NE PDX!) This is a pretty interesting note though…

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   FunnyGal KAT

    Someone has a lot of anger about a lack of bus schedule. A LOT… because I agree with Andy that putting the note together (and laminating it!) was not a quick project. I think I would be changing bus stops to one with an intact schedule and a lack of homicidal note writers.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Kgtg

    I think that s/he means “I never touched your pee-pee as a child, and it’s not my fault that Mommy didn’t love you.” They way it is written it looks like “It’s not my fault that I never touched your pee-pee…” Surely, s/he doesn’t mean that. Although, maybe pee-pee touching does prevent vandalism? Further tests must be conducted.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   GhostWriter

    Have you heard that new ditty by Dusty and Lefty (those two obnoxious cowboy poets from “A Prarie Home Companion”)?

    I never touched your pee-pee as a child
    (twangitty-twang)

    That hateful spite has now done turned you wild
    (dink-dinka-dink-dink)

    Lefty only: The schedule mess betrays your anger,

    Dusty only: Next you’ll grab your Mom and hang ‘er.

    all together: ’cause she never touched your pee-pee as a child.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   claw71

    I think DMX hit the nail on the head:

    Y’all ’bout to make me lose my mind…
    touch me here, touch me here

    Y’all ’bout to make me act a fool…
    touch me here, touch me here

    Y’all ’bout to make me wreck a sign…
    touch me here, touch me here

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   claw71

    This note does give new meaning to the old adage about sparing the rod.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Katzndogz

    #21, I don’t think it’s anger so much as annoyance and bemusement over what dysfunction would motivate someone to tear down bus schedules. The note-writer wanted to diffuse his annoyance by having some fun at the vandal’s expense.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Cathy

    Your metro service posts the schedules at the stops for you?? Damn, the only way we can get schedules here is to either be on the bus or at the transfer station, and the only way to get there IS by bus.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   spiderflowers

    Whatever happened to good old spray paint? Why didn’t the moron schedule stealer just spray paint some stupid gang symbol over the bus schedule? That is what they usually do in Kansas City. I think the schedule stealer is probably some geeky bus rider who thinks he needs his own special copy of the schedule. And by geeky bus rider I don’t mean that bus riders are geeky. I mean a geek who rides the bus. Get it?

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   GhostWriter

    C.S.I. Portland (grammar police) have identified an error in the note- The large question mark is spaced away from the end of the last word in its sentence.
    We are rounding up the Brits for questioning.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   GVI

    HAHAHA hey Cathy you ever heard the internetz?? You can get anything there, even BUS SCHEDULES!!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Max

    I think they mean that they never touched your
    pee-pee, so you shouldn’t have any anger. I
    guess when an adult touches a child’s pee-pee,
    that “violation” ruins them and they vandalize
    when they get to be adults?

    I think that’s the point they’re trying to make,
    but it comes out all wrong in their message. funny.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Sazbot

    Love it.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   turrboenvy

    I had to take buses in college, and for some reasons morons kept breaking the windows at the bus stops. What the school did, was put in wooden slats that a) did nothing to stop the icy wind from ripping through, and b) made it harder to see the bus coming. Fuckers.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Heather

    I completely see the point of lamination. The p-a goodness will be protected from sun and rain, to stand as a testament UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

    Team Laminator.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   claw71

    Teen suicides are too frequent in the Pacific Northwest and now some nitwit had to go and point out how cool it is. As if The Cure coming to town in ’08 wasn’t bad enough. Robert Smith makes me want to kill myself.

    Well, at least this trend seems to be limited to post-punk, goth and emo types. It’s not like those freaks have anything to live for.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Misheeâ„¢

    claw, pretty much everyone who takes the bus in Portland is a freak (no offense Kathryn, hey I took it for 2 years from Washington state every day!!)… it’s a strange phenomenon. The commuter buses aren’t too bad, those are pretty “normal” working people, but ones like the #12 and the #72 (they go through lower income neighborhoods, and one goes down MLK Blvd, so you know how it is in that area!) are ripe with strange folk – it’s just a weird city on the whole though, so something like this note actually doesn’t really surprise me…

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Katzndogz

    Maybe it’s Portland, Maine. Those people are so bored that laminating their p-a notes is how they pass the time.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Ceryniti

    No, it’s definitely Portland, OR. Mishee, I too use the Trimet tracker. It’s so much easier than trying to figure out the correlation between the times written down and your watch. But the problem, especially along the line 14 and 75, is that people remove the stop ID numbers.

    I’d like to go check out this laminated sign. I even see some stop ID’s written in sharpie on some stops.

    Oh, and yes, you meet the most interesting people on the buses. Especially the 14. And yes, I am one of those strange freaks on the bus headbanging to my headphones and tapping out the down beats on the floor. Get used to it.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Katy

    Ghostwriter FTW

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Ceryniti

    sorry for the double post

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Misheeâ„¢

    Even without a stop ID #, you can get the schedule the first time, and learn the ID# – I had mine memorized and would call as I was walking out from my desk on the way to the bus stop – that way if it was super close I would know to hustle across the street. I think that successfully taking the bus is Portland is something you learn from experience – all the little nuances and of course, the “Tri-Met Cardio Workout” (running for the bus) – but the drivers up there are more willing to wait then the drivers here in the Bay Area. But that’s cause everyone in the Bay Area is in a HUGE hurry to get nowhere in particular

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Ceryniti

    OK, and for the most annoying 4th post… wow, Claw, you really need to actually get out of your room and away from the computer. Most emo/goth kids are completely against vandalism. Especially here in Portland. We have a really great grouping of cool people who happen to be classified as goth/emo/punk.

    And you know what? Fuck you, but I bet you were a Cure baby.

    Punk rock rules.
    (You didn’t happen to know that Social Distortion was here a few months back?)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   claw71

    I didn’t suggest that the vandal was a post-punk emo goth, I simply stated that cluing these kid in on how cool suicide it could be problematic. Imagine how many might hurl themselves in front of busses if they figured out doing so was cooler than donning eight pounds of black eyeliner.

    I know the difference between vandalism and self-mutilation but I didn’t realize that this tragically hip clique had a strict no vandalism policy. I suppose if one of them did break form they’d give the bus schedule an inconvenient piercing rather than simply trash it.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 12:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Andy

    Ceryniti: Fuckin’ A. :) A Cure baby. *chuckle*

    Sep 13, 2007 at 12:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   GhostWriter

    “FTW”
    …is that Free The Whales”?

    C.S. I Update: The lack of pee-pee touching suggests that the notewriter is non-Catholic.

    Again, we’re rounding up the Brits for questioning.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   zsa

    Ceryniti~ please tell me you arent the chick with bugs tatooed on her armpits that I see every Tues/Thurs… although she isnt usually tapping out the beat from her headsets… Cure Baby– love it!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 12:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   lauralaiwc

    #31, i agree, i think youve got the intent nailed down but the writer failed to communicate properly.

    i wish this was laminated with tape instead of real laminate. i think that would give it extra edge.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Minox

    “The lack of pee-pee touching suggests that the notewriter is non-Catholic.”

    You can probably take boy scout leaders out of the line-up as well.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   lauralaiwc

    and i suppose it rules out michael jackson.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   GhostWriter

    If there is one thing I find curiously annoying, it’s the kids bobbing forward, half-whispering “unn-chit, unn-chit, unn-unn-unn-chit” over and over as accompaniment to their iPod. In fact, often no iPod is even required. As if they are saying, “I am LIVIN’ this SWEET Backbeat, Dude!

    I typically counter with a overpowering rendition of “Mad About Me” (the cantina band song from Episode 4)

    Doot-Dat, Doot-Dat, Doo-Dat, Doo!
    Doodully-Doot, da Doot Doo, Doo.

    Sing It!!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Canthz_B

    Touch your pee-pee until you kill yourself.

    That’s uber-cool.

    That laminate was fucking delicious!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   lauralaiwc

    i hate that god-awful gutteral noise to GW!!! and i hate the little head-bob that goes with it. reminds me of a brain-dead peacock or something.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Kathryn

    Hah, within two days that schedule box had been replaced with a brand new one, facing a different direction – still sans-schedule. Just a blank piece of plexi-glass.
    Oh well, that particular route (the 4) doesn’t seem to really follow a schedule anyway… tri-met just pretends.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Fraulein N

    Laminating a passive-aggressive note. Now that is some damn dedication, right there. I get the feeling The Laminator has a laminating machine he uses for instances such as this.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   lauralaiwc

    ive heard rumor that if you go to office depot on thursdays they laminate your PA-notes for free.

    ok, they will laminate anything, i bet. hmm….

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Misheeâ„¢

    Kathryn, I can’t help but agree totally with your statement “Oh well, that particular route (the 4) doesn’t seem to really follow a schedule anyway… tri-met just pretends.” – I think it’s a city wide thing cause none of the other one’s are on time either! Don’t you hate waiting 45 minutes for a bus that’s supposed to come every 10 minutes???

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Misheeâ„¢

    Wow Fraulein, I clicked on your name and was reading your blog, and your description of a Downtown Philly ER is eerily similar to the patrons of Tri-Met in Portland… interesting.. but your descriptions are pretty good!!

    Lady in giant muumuu with tape covering one eye, slowly eating yogurt. There didn’t appear to be gauze or anything over her eye, mind you; just tape.

    Lady’s husband hogging waiting room’s only copy of the Metro.

    Young man unsuccessfully camouflaging ankle bracelet with athletic sock.

    Woman sweeping out of the ER, magnanimously informing security guard, “I may be back.”

    Paraplegic with possible diaper full of shit, blocking ER (bus) entrance.

    Security guard spraying floor at regular intervals with bottle full of generic pine-scented disinfectant. (except possibly this guy)

    Crackhead getting out of her seat for bathroom breaks no less than four times in the space of five minutes, in between taking giant mouthfuls of what appears to be some sort of barbecue soup.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Anna-banana

    #56: even Claw’s plaintain? That’d be cool.
    (Or rather hot. Ouch!)

    I know that typically a “pee-pee” refers to a penith, but what if we thought Outside The Box….an adult actually touching a child’s pee?

    Not as much fun, but who knows? Golden showers?

    Sep 13, 2007 at 1:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   claw71

    I think it’s wrong to assume that the note’s author is above pee pee touching. The author might be a pee pee toucher who believes that the vandal is some wayward neighborhood child who missed out on the love.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 2:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   ijRoberts

    Should it be frightening that so many of our “regulars” are living in Portland, riding Tri-met? I’m a #19, personally…

    However, I don’t headbang most of the time, I just sing quietly to myself while shaking back and forth. When you do that, it keeps the REALLY weird people from sitting next to you.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   lauralaiwc

    claw, i normally would have to disagree with that, because that would imply some sort of weirdo/sicko, but then i have to remember all the past PA-notes and remember that most of these posters arent stable individuals.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 2:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   claw71

    This note poster is a sicko.

    We’re talking about somebody who was upset over a vandalized bus schedule but yet had the wherewithal to create and laminate this atypically sized and formatted note.

    Then, as if that effort and the thoughts expressed in the main text weren’t creepy enough, this psycho signs off with the endearing message: “kill yourself, it’s cooler.”

    Trust me, touching pee pees is the tip of the iceberg.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 2:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   lauralaiwc

    ah, i didnt see the blurry killing thing earlier and assumed all comments about such were about a previous post…

    yeah, not a stable person.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 2:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   GhostWriter

    Upon further C.S.I. analysis…

    I just figured it out- the note-poster is Crandal (twin brother and arch-rival of Vandal).

    …but I think we’re gonna have to go ahead and round up the Brits for questioning, just to be sure, ‘nnn-kay?

    Sep 13, 2007 at 3:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   grade grubber

    the bus drivers are the ones stealing the schedules. i don’t blame them. i wouldn’t want my job performance to be timed down to the minute. 3:24? let’s all relax a little and round it up to 3:30.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 3:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   lauralaiwc

    theres always things that are beyond their control, like, oh, shitty traffic because of all the other people who DONT take the bus and cant drive :-p

    sorry, my city has some of the most moronic drivers ive personally ever seen.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   robins

    and claw71 takes it with 10 comments! ;)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Mr DeBakey

    An excellent note

    It, of course, assumes that the vandalizer can read.

    I wonder how many schedules bit the dust before this laminated beauty was put together.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Vandal's Daddy

    That pee pee was fucking delicious!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   lauralaiwc

    ok vandal’s daddy, you win.

    *shudders*

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Canthz_B

    I almost hate to say it now, given the long history of Jersey jokes in the U.S., but NJ Transit runs pretty much on time (buses but especially trains) and all schedules are available on-line.

    Team New Jersey Transit!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   Canthz_B

    Hoodlums have taken a toll on our bus shelters as well however :(

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   lauralaiwc

    damn hoodlums!

    im curious why this person didnt invest any time researching said online schedule. it wouldve taken less time. unless he/she decided to laminate it though.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 4:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Canthz_B

    D.H.S. should post undercover guards at random remaining bus shelters. If GW is correct this is a Brit conspiracy.

    Time we kicked some “arse”!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Misheeâ„¢

    The guards with the bright red coats and those tall black hats aren’t exactly undercover Canthz!!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   lauralaiwc

    you mean we’re picking a fight with the brits again? history repeats itself!

    ;)

    i love the brits :)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   lauralaiwc

    yeah, and they cant move even if you tear down bus schedules right in front of their very eyes!!! i wouldnt touch their pee pee, though .

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   zsa

    why not? they cant do anything about it ~evil laugh~

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Misheeâ„¢

    lauralai, I am sure that being British that their pee is very clean and probably even sanitary and deodorized… those Brits know how to live!!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   zsa

    based on the signs I’ve seen I’m sure their pee-pee’s are kept Clean and Tidy because Your Momma Doesnt Work Here.
    *ewwww- that came out creepier than expected*

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   Anna-banana

    Boggy wil be soooo thrilled! ;)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 5:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Condom Man

    I’d like to know more about the inner imacinations of this person’s mind.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   Anna-banana

    You got it, M.

    Meet halfway? Berzerkeley? They’ll have plenty of bongs, there!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   Misheeâ„¢

    Well, Anna, from where I am at halfway would more likely be like, RWC or San Carlos, but who doesn’t love a good “trip” to Bezerkley? South Bay, represent!!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 6:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   GVI

    #70 Vandal’s Daddy “That pee pee was fucking delicious!”

    Dammit you said it before i could:(
    One of you ladies come hug me.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   BoggyWoggy

    Quote from Mishee: “pretty much everyone who takes a bus in Portland is a freak.”

    Mishee ride bus.
    Mishee freak.
    Arr, arr, arr

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   Misheeâ„¢

    You think I didn’t know that when I wrote it Boggy… I never once insinuated that I was “normal” – just awesome (which I am) – but hate to tell you I was one of the more “normal” people on the bus back when I did ride the Shame Train….

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   BoggyWoggy

    BoggyWoggy covers ears and says, “La, la, la, la,” when Mishee talks.
    Mishee thinks she’s awesome. Let’s all stroke her ego for a minute…
    Have you heard the joke about the Southern Belle? I’ll tell it, if you want to hear it! Reminds me of Mishee!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   Canthz_B

    #75 Mishee: I’m just really good at holding a steady job Tumbleweed! :)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   Canthz_B

    #77 Mishee…I don’t see why the Department of Homeland Security would use Beefeaters.
    Perhaps you are in an alternate universe today.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   GVI

    Hey Canthz she always is.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Canthz_B

    Nuff of that for now.
    Don’t attack, I bite!
    Truce?

    Sep 13, 2007 at 7:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   Oakley

    Wow, this site would be cool if it didn’t have comments. What a Godless pack of loosers you are. I’ve checked your links and I am not impressed.

    GhostWriter? The only writing you seem qualified for is for my lunch check. What awards have you won, sweetie? The fifth grade book report contest?

    Lauralai? Your no actress, dear. More like a whore. Actresses get paid to act, not pimp themselves.

    Mishee? Or is it he-she? Either way you clamor for attention. You’re hopeless.

    Claw 71? Very nice… 3 whole blogs? Are you on welfare or do you live with Mommy? Whatever it is you’d better stop worshipping the Easter bunny and get with Jesus. That post was not as funny as you think it is. And I’ve see you before. You haven’t changed.

    And how could I forget the smut mongers? Anna-banana and GVI. People like you are worse than the instigators because you cheer like monkeys while the others cover themselves in their own filth.

    What a waste of time you all are.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 9:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   claw71

    Wow, boggy! Way to cite Cindy Lauper circa 1986. That’s what we call throwing it down old school.

    I shouldn’t be one to throw stones since my glass house is at the top of the trouble makers’ list but Mishee is up there twice and does post under other names. I believe Mrs. Bender was at the top of the heap before the reset.

    I’m just a loser with too much on his mind and this site is a intriguing.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   Canthz_B

    I kinda figured as much Boggy.

    BTW Canthz_B is a HE…I just checked and my pee pee is still there! Whew…you scared a Brotha! :)

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   claw71

    Oakley:

    That’s a spicy meatball. I’d be pissed but you dug deep to find http://stevevc.blogspot.com/2006/04/jesus-vs-easter-bunny.html

    I have no choice but to be flattered. This site’s just a little bit of fun, pious one. Don’t take it so seriously. We’re all just blowing off some steam. Believe me, it could be much more godless and vulgar but Larry Craig closed the link to his home page.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   Anna-banana

    Anyway…….check this out:

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/09/13/mascot.brawl.kezi

    this reminds me of the Mishee/Boggy brawl…

    Hope ya’ll can see it!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   claw71

    canthz: That’s impressive. You’ve lived in Jersey that long and still have a penis. I was there for two weeks one day (that’s right) and it fell off in the shower. That’s why I replaced it with an albino python. That didn’t work out so well at first because he constricted my balls.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   claw71

    Anna:

    Stop cheering like a monkey. You filth monger.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   Anna-banana

    Oakley: why do I bother even responding to your rant….nonetheless….

    you suck.

    I’m sure everyone’s blogs are out there just to impress YOU.

    And you just wish you had a even a little bit of smut in your life. That’s you’re problem-you “ain’t” getting any.

    Sooooo…go get some and learn how to spell loser (not looser).

    Oh, and Oakley….Hugs for Jesus.

    Thank YOU, Terry

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   Anna-banana

    I resemble that remark.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   Anna-banana

    Okaayyyyy????

    Oakley: why do I bother even responding to your rant….nonetheless….

    you suck.

    I’m sure everyone’s blogs are out there just to impress YOU.

    And you just wish you had a even a little bit of smut in your life. That’s you’re problem-you “ain’t” getting any.

    Sooooo…go get some and learn how to spell loser (not looser).

    Oh, and Oakley….Hugs for Jesus.

    Thank YOU, Terry

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   Anna-banana

    oops…’your’

    Sep 13, 2007 at 10:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   GVI

    OK so i guess here is where i come in agreeing with what Anna just said and i try to say something original like umm “ooooh sassy, Oakley you just zinged me”,”high 5″, “that rant was fuckin delicious”
    But yeah u you need a hug from Jesus.

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   GVI

    #108 “And how could I forget the smut mongers? Anna-banana and GVI. People like you are worse than the instigators because you cheer like monkeys while the others cover themselves in their own filth.”

    Should i cheer for you??? :s

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   Anna-banana

    I AM cheering like a monkey….’cause I’m digging on your apropos comment “that rant was fuckin delicious”.

    Three cheers for you, GVI!!!

    my lame attempt to reproduce monkey calls

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   julie

    re anna-banana’s link:
    a)hilarious
    b) h-town represent!

    Sep 13, 2007 at 11:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   BoggyWoggy

    Wahhh…Oakley didn’t rip me.
    I’ll give him some ammo and see what happens.

    I like violets. They are pretty flowers. They grow all over the place.
    Violets.
    Ahhh…

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   WanderingPenguin

    I’ve reviewed your homework assignment, Oakley, and I have some comments and corrections for you:

    “What a Godless pack of loosers you are. I’ve checked your links and I am not impressed.”

    That’s “losers”. -5 points

    “Lauralai? Your no actress, dear.”

    That’s “you’re”. -5 points

    “Actresses get paid to act, not pimp themselves.”

    Unless they are porn actresses, of course. So that’s a logical fallacy. -10 points

    “And I’ve see you before.”

    That’s “seen” you before. -5 points

    “What a waste of time you all are.”

    And yet you seemed to have read this set of comments all the way to the end and made the longest post of all. So your statement was obviously false and cannot be substantiated in reality. -15 points.

    Since your grade is only out of 50 and the most you can get is 10 (quite aside from the questionable statement that this site would be cool if it didn’t have comments), then I regret to inform you that you have failed and will have to repeat Grade 3 again. For the 5th time. Your mother must be very proud!

    You know, if you simply cannot form coherent sentences, perhaps you should not post shit about the kettle(s) being black. Just some helpful advice.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #111   Canthz_B

    Sorry claw, didn’t you get the memo? Outsiders must stop in Philly or NYC to acclimatize before crossing into the Garden State!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #112   GVI

    LMAO!! damn WP you just totally threw shit on Oakley.

    ooh ooh my monkey…HEY!! WTF!! Thats kinda racist, is it because im black??

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #113   GVI

    Oops i meant “Me” well i am black so is juz me ebonix tawlkin nahmean, word son peace out to all my bitchez and hoez ya feel me dawg.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #114   Canthz_B

    Poor Blessed Oakley. :(

    You missed the part about judge not lest ye…yada, yada, etc.

    Jesus loves you…and only you I suppose.

    Thanks Terry.
    Oakley, that smack down was delicious.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #115   Canthz_B

    Poor Oakley :(

    You missed the part about judge not lest ye yada, yada, etc.

    Be blessed.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #116   Canthz_B

    GVI…Did you happen to read #36?

    Sometimes I just have to smile and shake my head. MLK Blvd. in my town is quite upscale. Do you suppose that is how Mishee wants me to “know how it is in that area”?
    Hmmmmm….?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 1:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #117   claw71

    Wait a second, you guys are black?!?!

    There goes the message board. I’d better lock my posts.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #118   Anna-banana

    WP, you are AWESOME!!!!

    Thanks, Julie.

    Okay. I’m done cheering like the monkey, O says I must be.

    NEXT!!!!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #119   Misheeâ„¢

    canthz, just like Chris Rock says, “Anywhere in the country, if you are on MLK Blvd, there’s some violence going down”

    RUN!! RUN!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   Misheeâ„¢

    As for ethnicity, I am Irish, so basically my skin tone blends in with my white socks… I burn on overcast days… bunches of freckles…

    fun fun fun…

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   Misheeâ„¢

    One more thing… as for me being on here to “entertain myself” – I’m pretty sure the rest of you are all on here to be entertained as well… I don’t really get that comment but, whatever…

    And yes, I do entertain myself being here, and according to others, I entertain them as well (which makes me believe that possibly that might just be why there come back to this site!).

    I am who I am, Mrs. Bender has been retired and Mishee has no other alter egos anymore… I don’t have the time to keep them straight…

    But as no one has really noticed (excepting this morning) I post about 1/2 that I used to, so maybe all you “Mishee Attackers” should count your lucky stars I haven’t increased my postings. Sorry if you don’t like the content, but not everyone else’s out there are “pearls of wittiscm” either, so shut the hell up…

    Go Team Mishee!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #122   claw71

    Mishee:

    Didn’t you watch “The Office”? White people can’t drop Chris Rock references.

    That’s really part of his act. On the surface Chris Rock is making jokes about black stereotypes but on a deeper level he’s making a satirical point about white people. You just proved it for him.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #123   Misheeâ„¢

    claw, like I give a shit about that… he’s funny, I laugh. Although in Jersey MLK may be upscale, Chris is right about it when it comes Portland (and SF – but I think Portland is worse) – just ask any Portlandier. adidas and Nike have tried to get the area a little better, but it’s still a big cess pool in my opinion.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #124   Misheeâ„¢

    The sad thing is that when I started working at the adidas corp office, which is about 4-5 miles from MLK, I was told before they came to that area, the area was really bad… It’s hard to imagine how much worse it could get… maybe like Compton or something.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #125   GVI

    *insert Mishee being a racist rant here* hey Claw you better lock up your posts i heard that Cantz is one of them “pharmacist types”, and you know how it gets when they move into the neighborhood.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #126   claw71

    Yeah I know how it is…and by the time I get it together and put my place up on the market the property values will go down.

    Real stuff:
    My neighborhood is predominantly white and some of my neighbors are pretty racist. I learned this when the guy next door gave me a rundown on the neighbors. He was quick to point out that there was only one “black” and that he was quiet and kept to himself.

    Since then I’ve never spoken to that cracker but a other people have moved in. Some black, some white. Shots have been fired, drugs have been dealt and properties look like crap. The irony is that the problems have been caused by white people exclusively. The guy across the street from me was a white trash crook who sold drugs and drove a four wheeler up and down the street at midnight. A block down some white kid got caught up in the Columbus wannabe version of the bloods and ended up having a shootout with some white trash wannabe rival gang.

    I’m not saying that the African American community in Central Ohio has acheived some level of eutopia, there are plenty of black people out there causing trouble too, but in my neck of the woods I get nervous when I see white people with NASCAR stickers move in.

    I always wanted to ask crackerman next door how he felt about it but I’m sure he’d find some way to blame “them blacks”.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #127   Misheeâ„¢

    Hey, I don’t know how this got to be TOTALLY racist, because I never specified that because MLK areas are usually predominatly African-American, that’s why it’s the way it is… there are plenty of white people out there causing shit too… Hell, I’m not white trash or anything, but my older brother is something of a “career criminal” – he’s in San Quentin right now as a matter of fact, I don’t blame skin color, I blame choices made… The joke about MLK Blvd is that MLK stood for “Non-Violence” and usually MLK has some violence going down on it… It’s called Irony people, not racism!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #128   claw71

    Sorry, Mishee but you opened yourself up for that. The last refuge of every racist is Chris Rock. Instead of going there you could have simply blamed Portland’s MLK issues on emaciated vegans roaming the boulevard like zombies in a George Romero film but you had to throw the Chris Rock card. You might as well fly a confederate flag and put out a lawn jockey.

    Like I said, Chris Rock’s humor is deep and if you don’t care to appreciate it on those satircal levels you must be prepared to deal with the consequences.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #129   lauralaiwc

    oakly, or whatever you are, flat out, fuck off.

    i did nothing to provoke your childish tirade.

    before you start judging others and such, maybe do a little research. part of being an actor is marketing ones image, and since i fail to see where i am a whore, go steal bus schedules and such so someone else can tell you to kill yourself, because its cooler.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #130   Misheeâ„¢

    laura, you go girl! whoop whoop! as for you claw, i expected more from you, but whatever…

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #131   lauralaiwc

    yeah, thank you mishee, i hate it when ignoratn people attack my profession, whether its from jealousy, cowardice or flat out stupidity. i love what i do and i make no appologies for defending myself.

    how the hell are people supposed to know what i do, follow my work, or want to hire me if i dont show them what i am made of?

    that attitude is ugly on you, oakley, i suggest you man up a little bit and grow a pair.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #132   Misheeâ„¢

    i love anyone who entertains me… apparently according to some people, I am just here to be entertained which is just an appalling thought!! OMG!! I use the internet for ENTERTAINMENT… the NERVE of me!!

    What are you THINKING Mishee?!?!?!?!?!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #133   claw71

    lauralai: You shouldn’t make any apologies for yourself and you don’t owe anybody an explanation. I think that loser got a burr up hit butt because he took a religious joke too personally.

    Mishee:

    What did you expect? I don’t necessarily think you’re a racist but you didn’t help yourself. You certainly responded like one. I can see where Canthz-B and GVI drew their conclusions. Perception is reality.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #134   lauralaiwc

    see, religious individuals who take stuff to seriously really do put a damper on those who are religious but not as poisonous to the rest of the group. so, get of your high horse, pall.

    thank you mishee, i love to entertain, its difficult because people are so hard to please, so when people like my work, it feels pretty damn good.

    claw, i dont and i never will, i have a burr up my butt today because i had a “casting director” (a friend who has no right being in the industry) be an idiot with me today, and im not taking any more of this insult crap sitting down.

    i have to be nice in person with people i know who can affect my career, but i dont have to on the internet with total strangers!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #135   lauralaiwc

    well, typos and such galore. dont pick on me, i have long fake nails on today for a role and they make me type funny :)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #136   Misheeâ„¢

    lauralai, i would comment more often that your comments OFTEN entertain me, but I have been asked not to comment on other people’s previous comments – why I am not sure, since everyone else does it… I guess I am just SPECIAL!

    And as for your “typos” I only see one, when you called them “Pal” and spelt it “Pall” – better than I could do with fake nails!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #137   lauralaiwc

    that is strange, i mean, sometimes i get it, but yeah, we all tend to comment on everyone else’s notes, it’s called “conversation”.

    in real life, i hate it when im talking about, say…the weathre (yeah, i know, boring), and without a transition, somene else pipes up with “hey, did you see the new kangaroo exhibit at the zoo???”

    for me, it’s like wtf? did i not just say something?

    although, sometimes comments are a repeat, and then theres no reason. so i just wrote a really, really long comment for no purpose, more than likely, but at least i enjoyed doing it ;)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #138   Canthz_B

    Mishee, I’m not calling names or labeling you.
    Please re-read #36, they are your words, not mine. Insinuation can be as loud and clear as shouting with certainty. The ra of safe code words is over.
    As for crime and race tune in a few episodes of “Cops”. Crime has much more to do with socio-economic class and education than skin color. I don’t say “race” because we are all of the “human race”…even the Irish and Mid-westerners. LOL :)
    claw: We don’t have many NASCAR stickers in NJ but The Stars and Bars of the Confederacy give me the “Willies”! LOL
    Don’t bother locking up…we all go to a lock picking seminar when we turn eight years old! LMAO
    Oh, and Mishee, The very best entertainers NEVER laugh at their own jokes. Their egos are stroked by the laughter of the audience not by self-congratulations.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #139   Canthz_B

    “era of safe code words…” SORRY

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #140   claw71

    I don’t need my ego stroked but my pee pee is another story.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #141   lauralaiwc

    #153, i missed the part about an enterainer laughing at themselves. while i do get the point, an entertainer first has tot hink their joke works FOR it to work :)

    not all entertainers are comedians, either.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #142   GVI

    Mishee its all love don’t get worried or anything, I know you’re not a racist or anything I just like to act as the militant black guy sometimes :p

    #150 Lauralai “i have long fake nails on today for a role”

    So you’re into role playing i see my dear ;)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #143   Misheeâ„¢

    Well then GVI, I guess it’s okay for me to act like a white bread, cracker, middle class spoiled girl every once in a while then too, right? :D Thank you for letting me know that you realize that is not how I feel… cause it isn’t… I love you people! (umm, that was meant as a joke just to let you know)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #144   Canthz_B

    #156 as an actress you should know that the only really valid praise is that which is given you by others. One may think his/her performance was a grand one, but if it falls flat on the audience it is a failure. When was the last time an actor awarded him/herself an Oscar? You get that by being recognized by the Academy, not yourself.
    In short, ‘self-centered’ is not an attractive quality in most people.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #145   Canthz_B

    My apologies. If you prefer “conceited” that’s okay by me.
    Whatever floats your boat…’Cupcake’! LOL

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #146   Canthz_B

    Aw, I just calls ‘em as I sees ‘em. Your awesome confidence can more than handle little old me.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #147   lauralaiwc

    canthz, i realize that, so i do hope the rest of your comment wasnt targeted at me :)

    but just like a good salesman, or at least an honest one, you have to back your product to be able to sell it. but even if a performer beleives in what they have, youre absolutely right, if the audience hates it, then its time to start over.

    and that is why audience praise is mead to our souls!

    beleiving in oneself does not necesarily mean one is conceited.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #148   BoggyWoggy

    (BoggyWoggy sits back and watches Mishee dig her own grave)

    Mishee is lying about working for Adidas. I’m very familiar with MLK Blvd…which used to be called “Grand Avenue” in Portland.
    I saw Mishee working at the Burgerville USA hamburger joint near the corner of Burnside. Her boss was rippin’ into her for burning another batch of fries. She was crying and saying, “But, I have friends on Passive-Aggressive Notes.com!” He demoted her to removing the fries from the freezer for prep.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #149   Canthz_B

    Ahhh, but there is a fine line between confidence and conceit, is there not?
    And no Lauraliawc, nothing was aimed your way.
    I like the salesman analogy…if one can see that what one is selling is turning the customers off it may be time to hawk new wares.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #150   Canthz_B

    And now their fucking fries are delicious!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #151   Misheeâ„¢

    yeah, I lie about working for adidas, that’s why I have an employee card in my wallet right now (on loan from a friend who still works there) and I have about $7,000 worth of apparel and shoes at my house… right Boggy! As for Burgerville, they suck! Give me In ‘n Out any day of the week!! The only thing that makes Burgerville worth it are the Walla Walla Sweet Onion Rings….

    missed ya Boggy! (not!) (ok, maybe a little… in a weird way…)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #152   Misheeâ„¢

    oh, and Boggy, MLK is MLK, there is STILL a Grand Avenue… hmm, how do I know that? Because it’s a block up from MLK, where the adidas EMPLOYEE store is!!! How do I know that even more, cause I used to pay all the bills for all adidas stores nationwide…

    I’ve noticed you claim to spot me at lots of burger joints… I think you need to start thinking about cutting down on fast food and maybe cut out trans fat from your diet… possibly you won’t need any meds then?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #153   lauralaiwc

    yes indeed, canthz, a VERY fine line! its ok to be kind of close to it, sometimes, but get to far and no one likes you anymore! lol!

    i attended an acting class that basically taught us its ok to have ego, because we all have one, so long as we know how to control it and use it in a possitive way. i just try to not be blinded to my flaws and areas where i need to improv. im a long way from where i want to be, but then again, thats why i love acting.

    there isnt a finish line! you run as far as you want to go. its a never ending growth process, and its so exciting!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #154   lauralaiwc

    curse whoever taugh html to the users of this site!
    curses upon you!!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #155   Anonymouse

    That looks like a note that was on something already, and someone took a picture of it and put those words on it in Photoshop. Sorry to be skeptical, it’s pretty funny, but it looks like the words were added later and also, they are aligned at an angle that is slightly different than the paper, meaning the margin was slanted. And a lot of printers won’t print a margin that close, like the I on the right is.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #156   spffy

    Anonymouse, i would imagine that it was just cut down by hand, therefore creating the slanting and the closeness.

    Sep 15, 2007 at 2:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #157   Canthz_B

    Lauralai, I feel you. There is more than enough room within the human spirit for
    self-confidence and self awareness to coexist. They must do so in order to foster growth.
    There is a word for one who is so overly self-confident that they lose touch with their flaws…megalomaniac.
    As an actor you must remember that after nailing the role of Patton, George C. Scott continued to grow. After capturing
    Malcolm X, Denzel Washington moved forward.
    So “run as far as you want to go”!

    Sep 15, 2007 at 2:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #158   Miguel D.

    yeah, what Canthz said. And use those tits!

    Sep 15, 2007 at 10:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #159   Nanna

    What the hell are things coming to where people just waltz in here and spend so much time reading every fucking comment, get to the end and start flinging insults, without even a single clever pre-existing comment?

    Oakley needs hugs from Jesus, as he is killing Anthony Grosso with his small-minded, uneducated accusations and poor spelling and grammar.

    Sep 15, 2007 at 6:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #160   Anna-banana

    You go Nanna!

    just had a random thought…..the ‘rant’ style of the author of the Vandal note is very ominously reminiscent of someone…..hmmm….Oakley, perhaps? Or then again, maybe not. Not enough ranting about the vandal needing to be saved by Jesus.

    Sep 15, 2007 at 9:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #161   GhostWriter

    I cannot believe that I missed this whole thing! That’s what a day off’ll do to you…

    There’s just no way to catch back up- plus, it’s past noon, so I’m off to write Oakley’s lunch check.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 12:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #162   nate

    this is amazing…

    Sep 18, 2007 at 8:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #163   Spanglish

    ohmigawd, that’s my brother’s sign! He mentioned he’d put up a sign cuz he was pissed at the vandals, and ended it with his signature phrase “kill yourself. it’s cooler.” I didn’t know what the sign said, though. He does shit like that all the time. I’ll have to tell him it made it on here!

    Sep 22, 2007 at 3:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #164   BEN

    The mother who did’nt love and the one who touched his pee pee should be made to pay for the vandalized property.

    Nov 18, 2007 at 9:17 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #164.1   Ben

      Sure, why not? :) My brother, Noah, who was responsible for the signage (which was not vandalism, by the way, because it is perfectly removable – it was just taped on), would probably happily endorse a small fine, for the amount required to replace the bus schedule, assessed to both the pee-pee toucher and unloving mommy. The fine would probably be under $50, so both pee-pee toucher and unloving mommy should be happy to chip in the chump change.

      Dec 23, 2007 at 3:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #165   Ben

    Was that supposed to make sense, relative to my comment? Or was it meant as a reply to something/one else?

    Dec 23, 2007 at 3:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #166   ...

    why don’t they just paint the schedule on the side of the bus stop thing?

    Mar 5, 2008 at 12:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #166.1   Aly

      Because that would be easy and helpful.

      Aug 7, 2009 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #167   Aly

    I saw this at that bus stop. Cracked me up then and is still awesome now. Gotta love p-town. In all fairness though Tri-met doesn’t care enough about their riders to replace the schedules, so it sucks being downtown. You’ve gotta hope your bus comes eventually.

    Aug 7, 2009 at 10:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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