She slipped the registrar 30 pieces of silver

September 14th, 2007 · 180 comments

This note, from the science library of Washington & Lee University in Lexington, Virginia, has a bit of a backstory.

Explains our anonymous submitter: “Here, you can reserve a carrel for the entire school year, with two students to a carrel. Our honor system is such that people leave their books and belongings at their carrel basically all the time.” Our submitter caught sight of this little exchange and sneakily made a photocopy to share with us. (Oh, and FYI: “A&P,” our submitter says, refers to Anatomy and Physiology — a popular course that generally only seniors get into.)

To the Judas who is sharing my carrol [sic],  As if it were not enough that you betrayed me & took the A&P class that I could not get in; You have also decided to flaunt the forementioned [sic] book on my carrol [sic]. You may be heartless. Heart, Your carrol (sp?) mate!

FILED UNDER: college life · library · martyr complex · rebuttals · sharing is caring · signed with love · spelling and grammar police · Virginia


180 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Nattie

    teehee. like the “who got into A&P” bit

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Lena

    Wait, let me get this straight, she’s flaunting the fact the she got into the class by leaving her book in her workplace? What is she supposed to do, hide the book? Study in secret?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Natasha

      I think the original note-writer was joking. I hope so anyway :)

      May 4, 2009 at 11:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Jay

    To the “Judas.” Ha! Priceless.
    And the cheeky reply is fabulous. Miss A&P may move to the head of the class.

    Hide it in a bookbag, No! I’m gonna let it shine…

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   lola

    if I were the AP student, I’d leave a playboy in the carrel with a note that says “Anatomy and Physiology – study up!”

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Craniac

    Definitely Team Judas!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   liammul

    that textbook was fucking delicious.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Jayne

    Hehehe… I’m loving this one.

    Go team Judas!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   claw71

    Team psychotic carrel mates.

    I hope there’s more to the back story on this one because carrol (sp) mate seems to have internalized class assignments. The Judas reference should be used when a friend betrays you, not when some random person gets the jump on you.

    I could just see carrol (sp) mate in a candle lit room listening to Sarah McLaughlin while she squeezes the life out of her hypoallergenic pillow.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   claw71

    I think the track she’s moved by is:

    I will dismember you
    don’t you mess with me
    you stole my class so you will die
    then they’ll give your spot to me

    You flaunted that text book right up in my face
    so I’ll scatter 30 pieces of you all over the place
    I know who you are, Judas, I know you think it’s fun
    I’ll catch you in the carrel at quarter after one.

    I will dismember you
    don’t you mess with me
    you stole my class so you will die
    then they’ll give your spot to me

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Peachy Girl

    I thought it was a bit of light-hearted banter. I didn’t detect any passive-aggressiveness in the original note at all.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:15 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   claw71

    I will dismember you
    You took the class from me
    I have no choice, you have to die
    for leaving the book for me to see.

    30 pieces of Judas, scattered around the yard
    They’ll never suspect a thing, it won’t be that hard
    I’ll catch you in the carrel at quarter after four
    I’ll even keep that text, because I’ll need it more

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Sonic Joe

    Team Judas for the win. Flaunt away!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Andy bang

    Wow. Judas is really branching out.

    Though, that’s kind of a step down for Judas, in my opinion. It’s like if they did a VH1 “Behind the Messiah” episode.

    “Judas didn’t really hang himself after turning in Jesus… but what happened after will shock you even more. In a desperate bid for attention, he went to local colleges, took the last spots in front of worthy students, then flaunted his victory. ‘Yeah, all of the other disciples were saying to each other, “What’s up with that?!”, ‘Doubting’ Thomas recalled.”

    Drrrrrrama!

    The heart instead of saying “Love” is so A&P, though. :)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:58 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Toasty

    Ah, the irony of knowingly mis-spelling ‘carrel’ when sat ranting – in a library. So enraged by the flaunting he/she is having to endure, simply unable to mosey over to dictionary corner. Happy days.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 8:16 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   ALA

    Classic, Andy! Just classic. I *heart* it.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 8:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Little Miss Sunshine

    Let me get this straight. This exchange is over a book….on a table of sorts….in a library….where there are tables and books.

    Wow.

    PS Team Judas for sure! I heart her sassiness.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 8:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   claw71

    I think we know which Sarah McLaughlin song fits:

    I will dismember you
    then there’ll be room for me
    you flaunted that book, now you must die
    I need that class for my degree

    30 pieces of Judas, scattered round the dorm
    I’ve already filled out the class transfer form
    You’ll be in the carrel at quarter after two
    and I’ll be there waiting to dismember you.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 8:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   claw71

    You know I got a masters in A & P when I was in college but at Ohio State that stands for Alcohol and Pizza.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   turrboenvy

    11#, Dictionary? I bet there are plenty of P&A notes: “To carrel residents. Please do not flaunt sought-after class enrollment.”

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   beth

    I have a feeling the first note was in jest (and possibly the response). I’m imagining the first student, after a while of studying, sitting back, stretching, and upon seeing the book wrote a fun little note to the carrel-mate. It might’ve been a jesting attempt at humor, to get to know the person who shared the carrel with him/her.

    Either way, though, the exchange was funny.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Paul

    What I love the most is that she is saying she trully feels betrayed because her good, close friend who’s name she doesn’t know took a class she didn’t get into.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Mila

    That so reminds me of a former flatmate. She first invited me to stack my books in the common room instead of my tiny room. Then she told me to remove all the books that were in German (7 in total) since she could not read them and said I was flaunting the fact that I was bilingual and she was not.
    i obliged, but in retrospect I should have just bought a dictionary for her. Ha Ha.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Fraulein N

    I heart Judas.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Misheeâ„¢

    claw you are proof that Ohio State students are crazy! you and that previous note…

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   T-Bone

    “Judas”. That is outrageous.

    Luckily for us, the carrol-mate didn’t see herself as a Judas and hang herself from the nearest tree. Rather, because she is malicious, spiteful, and heartless, she decided to pull herself back from the dark place and get the highest grade in A & P. God! What fucking bitch!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   ShagNBag

    Fraulein you beat me to it.

    Actually I’m kind of sad that Judas was so nice in the response. A really mean response might have set off a delicious semester-long exchange for us to enjoy.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   claw71

    Oh, I wasn’t a student at Ohio State. I’m just one of those creepy guys who hangs around campus checking out the hot chicks. The A&P course work was coincidental.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   the sos

    “You may be heartless.” ?? Conjecture or permission? Or possibly a reference to the fact that the note-writer has no clue about hearts since they did not get into A & P.

    PS – I got into to A & P. It was fucking delicious. Thanks Terry!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 9:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Wade

    “You may be heartless”…followed by a heart.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Wade

    ShagNBag

    I think there was just enough venom in the response to keep things interesting:

    “being unable to take the course yourself’

    “removed this bible to relieve you of your distress”

    “your carrolmate WHO GOT INTO A&P”

    Go Team Judas!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Amber

    I agree with Beth. I think the first note was an attempt at a joke. I only hope Judas realized this as well.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   mere

    ZING!
    judas-1, dude who didn’t get into a&p-0

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Anna-banana

    Team mousy librarian…for hooking these two mates up

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   claw71

    “You may be heartless…”

    That could be foreshadowing.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   the sos

    claw, you made me laugh out loud. well, more like chuckle out loud. it was good though.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Kristin

    I feel like these are just joking around. They might even know each other in real life and are just writing these to be funny.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   normal

    Looked like an exchange of jokes to me.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Team Cassandra

    I think they’re prolly friends and the passive aggression is just blowing off steam.

    you know how sometimes things can make you tense and bitchy…and you can’t quite hold it in even though some small part of you knows better… so you mix up some niceties and humour with your bitchy to try and soften the blows…

    its pretty cute…like playfighting:)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Sazbot

    This is hillarious, I think the original letter writer was taking the piss.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Lori

    I agree with the people who say these letters are jokes. In fact, I would say that if they aren’t currently getting in on, they will be by the end of the term.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   TeeHee

    Wow. Carrolmate is so fucking sensitive. Grow up, baby!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   claw71

    Lori:

    SWEET! You just took my fantasy from cat-fight to hot girl on girl action.

    The first one is blond. That much is evident in the spelling errors and the cutesy little heart at the end. Then you have the fact that she couldn’t get into the class. DUH.

    I ‘ve got to go with a sassy redhead as the respondant. She’s smart (she’s in the class) and has a acerbic side (t-bone, is there room in that pod for a playmate?). I bet both of them are tall, firm and shapely.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   claw71

    BTW…Sorry about the lyrics. I tried to post them early but they didn’t show so I posted them again. Now I look like a real ass clown…or Mishee.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   rpsms

    Team Friends

    I see more “breaking of balls” than aggression here.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   WanderingPenguin

    …Ohhhh…..does that say “bible”? I actually couldn’t make it out and thought she misspelled “label”. I thought she was saying she would take the label off the book so it didn’t piss off her carrelmate and I couldn’t for the life of me figure out what school sells you textbooks that are in plain binding with removable labels. Or lables.

    It makes MUCH more sense now. :) Thanks!

    And I have to side with the people who think this is actually a funny exchange between them. Still enjoyed reading it, though!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   WanderingPenguin

    …although – and I want to be PERFECTLY CLEAR about this – I am completely on board with the fiery redhead-statuesque blonde girl-on-girl action which I hope is imminent and committed to note form to be submitted to this site.

    Really, I can’t wait. :) I always THOUGHT Judas was a red-head….

    Sep 14, 2007 at 11:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Lindsay

    hahaha @ #18
    i laughed out loud to that! ohio state sucks :)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   T-Bone

    clawbaby, there’s room in our pod for a playmate.

    Did you know there’s another claw71? Except he’s Claw71. He’s a Swiss graffiti artist. I was hoping to find YOU. Shit.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   claw71

    Hoping to find me?

    Sorry I don’t have a myspace profile, just blogs on blogspot. But if you’re looking for a picture there’s always the FBI’s most wanted list. I’m the sexy one.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Weaselcheeks

    Totally funny.

    I used to leave notes like this for friends and aquaintences in college…good humored banter. I spent a year at a college in the midwest that offered a handgun class for P.E. credit. I wanted to sign up just to have it on my record and unfortunately I talked about it so much that all my girlfriends signed up for it and I didn’t get in. They would flaunt their handgun knowledge in front of me and I would pretend to be distraught.

    I think they are both making fun of themselves for being such nerds. They reserved carells for crap’s sake.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   T-Bone

    Oh– THAT’S you. Perfect.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   T-Bone

    Hey claw– maybe a foursome with you, me, redheaded carrol-mate and Miguel D? He sounds like a great guy!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 12:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Miguel D.

    i am a tremendous man.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 1:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Rachel B.

    Let me be the first to say (I can’t believe no else has) what stunning penmanship Judas has.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 1:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Sharona

    Yeah, they’re just having a bit of fun, or trying to. The trouble with a carrel is, it takes a lot of effort to distract yourself from working.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 1:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   lauralaiwc

    i love redheads! lol!

    i hope it is a joke as well, but i can see where it could be read as having some sting behind it. if thats the case, i wonder if the carrel-mate who didn’t get into class was a great procrastinator and failed to register in time.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Danielle

    Ok, looks to me like neither of the note writers were serious. Seems like something my friend and I would write to each other. Insincere melodrama is fun, there’s no way writer #1 was truly upset.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Miguel D.

    there’s no way it’s serious? are you on crack? people, especially broads, get bent out of shape for a lot less shit. if this chick thinks some girl screwed her over, she’s going to be real petty about it. thus, the note.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 2:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   lauralaiwc

    i can see where it could be both sides of the coin. im actually surprised that as many people think this is a joke as do, especially on this site ;)

    most girls can be that way, yes, but not all.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Miguel D.

    Most are, cupcake, you’re right. but you’re fairly hot and an actress (are you easy? casting couch?) so that makes you a little different. i have a film i’m currently casting, btw…

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Misheeâ„¢

    OMG did you just actually have the nerve to call her “Cupcake”? Wow! I thought that kinda shit ended in the 60′s!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Miguel D.

    the nerve? that’s a compliment, cupcakes are sweet, taste good, and are loved by most. chill out. fuck.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   lauralaiwc

    thats ok, sweatpea, i tend to EARN my roles, and not with my tits. so thank you for the pig-like generalization :-p

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Miguel D.

    you’d get more work if you used those tits, trust me. and don’t call me sweetpea, mishee will yell at you.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   lauralaiwc

    no thanks, i prefer to use my talent.

    sexist asshole.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Spreggels

    I think it’s probably all in good fun by both parties. Plus, judging by the handwriting, it looks like the first person is male and the second female. Assuming both are reasonably attractive they will be getting it on forthwith — just like Miguel and laurawhatever eventually will.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   Canthz_B

    Sounds real enough to me but not really serious. More like some menstual steam being blown off. As in, “I am crampy, I’m bloated and now I have to be reminded that I have to wait until next semester for A&P…FUCK!!”

    Miguel D’s cupcakes are delicious, chill Mishee :) it’s all good Lass!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Canthz_B

    (it’s all good)…don’t know how the smiley got there??

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   lauralaiwc

    i thought it to be a nice touch, myself :)

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Miguel D.

    sexist asshole? ouch, darling, do you have to go there? can’t a guy compliment someones tits and give her advice on how to better use them? and yes spreggels, i plan to get it on with lauralsdfhsd because i too am reasonably hot and would like to play with her knockers.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Misheeâ„¢

    laura, I would never jump all over you for calling anyone “sweetpea” – you can say what you want girl!

    Chicks before dicks…! :D

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   lauralaiwc

    miguel, no. because theres a certain way to discuss such things and not come across as a dingleberry (ha! what a fun word!) and you are failing miserably.

    and fat chance at playing with these knockers. not every girl is that kind of girl, and some charm would probably get you a long way, so i suggest you develop some. but good luck. i doubt you are capable.

    thanks, mishee. lol. so many compliments for you in a day!!! how does that make you feel???

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   Miguel D.

    how does it make her feel? Giddy and hyper, why do you think she posts here so much?

    and i’ll be playin’ with those knockers, you’ll see. you put off a sweet “i’m not that way” charm here, but i bet it’s a facade in some ways. and that’s cool, people don’t know that i do girls in the pooper so we all have our secrets.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 4:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Miguel D.

    okay, my 7 posts to your 5,308? slight difference there. plus, i’m at least in a back-and-forth with mine – you usually post by yourself and without someone starting it, much like your sex life.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Miguel D.

    wasn’t trying to be clever, just factual. and i have 8 wives. see how easy it is just to type something? doesn’t make it true, sweetpea cupcake. funny you’re also disillusioned to the point of actually thinking all your comments are possible conversation starters. good job hero, get this place movin!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Minox

    I’m confused… is this about the note or about microdick trying to get laid?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Anna-banana

    snooze……

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Canthz_B

    The notes kinda sucked…Miguel is teaching “How to be an Asshole 101″.
    He is on chapter two–”Creepy or Creepiest?”

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   lauralaiwc

    hey guys, have you heard that the new kangaroo exhibit at the zoo is open?????????

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Minox

    Not Mischee, but that does sound like a pretty sixth grade thing to do, so I can see why you assumed that.

    I’m just a woman who thinks you’ve moved on to chapter three ‘I blame Mishee and all women who speak out loud for my small pee-pee’. Maybe you’re the vandal from the last entry?

    Hmmmmm.

    Ghost Rider may have to do another round up.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   lauralaiwc

    and, if you had been paying attention, or bothered to read the entire post, i made no reference to myself as being the conversation supertraffic conductor, so cool your jets mkay? i even said something on there about online being a different format.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   lauralaiwc

    i like minox.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Minox

    Sorry for the terrible spelling Mishee. Anyhow, I think the note is hilarous, and I tend to think it’s not a joke. As we can see from the above posts, it doesn’t take much to go from playing around to totally overblown.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   BoggyWoggy

    The only thing missing from these notes that would have made them more enjoyable?…
    smiley faces and little hearts to dot the i’s.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   BoggyWoggy

    The baby seal says, “A&P is f-in’ delicious!”

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   lauralaiwc

    i am tending to lean towards the same oppinion, minox!!!

    mishee…those kangaroos are fucking delicious. especially the little ones.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Misheeâ„¢

    yes, they are called Joeys. Did you hear about San Diego’s new baby Giant Panda (my favoritest animal!)? She’s ADORABLE!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 5:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   lauralaiwc

    i know they are called joeys, lol

    nope! i dont have cable TV because im a starving actor! lol!

    i bet shes cute!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   Misheeâ„¢

    wow, the news is only on cable down there? tough town!!

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   Amanda

    Team Tits

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   Anna-banana

    Cool. i’m 100

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   Amanda

    #101 –

    Good call.

    Sep 14, 2007 at 6:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Anna-banana

    Send us the link when you have it done, claw. I’m in.

    Is it about virile albino pythons, perhaps?

    May we have a hint as to the matter of the experiment?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   Anna-banana

    There you have it: Miguel D.

    Claw’s No. 1 fan.

    Wanna start an official fan club, MD?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   Canthz_B

    Awaiting experiment subject with baited breath claw! *wringing hands Devilishly*

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   Miguel D.

    hell yeah. will there be punch and pie?

    Sep 14, 2007 at 7:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   Anna-banana

    Only that which claw can “steal” or uh-hemm “liberate” from the company fridge after the 45 min rule.

    But…you CAN count on being able to lick the frosting off of the cardboard cakebox AFTER claw has done so first!

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  • #98   Canthz_B

    No coconut, but I will lick banana creme :) LOL

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  • #99   Anna-banana

    hee hee. naughty boy

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  • #100   Miguel D.

    ah, see, i’m much worse than claw in that regard, i’ll steal whatever isn’t bolted down sometimes. by the time they close the fridge and round the corner, i’ll have already taken it. we can all meet at a central location with our stolen food.

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  • #101   Canthz_B

    I’m not so naughty, I just took a brief trip into the gutter. I’m ok now. All showered and powdered! LOL

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  • #102   marla

    Don’t worry, BW, we’re all medicated here. It’s the unmedicated ones you have to worry about. Besides, I took Mishee’s comment as a joke, not having read your site, until you responded.

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  • #103   Canthz_B

    I once paid health insurance claims for a major airline’s employees. I told my Mom that I wouldn’t fly them because they had so may psychotherapy claims. Mom set me straight. She said I should fly them because at least I knew they were getting help, who knows about the other airlines?!
    So my opinion is, anyone on meds is better than someone who is not but should be.

    Go team Meds!

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  • #104   Miguel D.

    true, your mom just verified that she said that. now she’s saying to go wash the dishes and finish your homework. and for me to cowgirl her.

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  • #105   Amanda

    Um, doesn’t she have to cowgirl you?

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  • #106   Miguel D.

    technically, we do it to each other. but she prefers me to pick her up and put her there, at least. she’s lazy, just like her son. no worries.

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  • #107   Amanda

    You ain’t got shit if she isn’t in reverse.

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  • #108   Miguel D.

    your guy only have time for one position? it gets there, damn amanda, be patient. by the end, she’s been forward, reverse, and “spin me like a top motherfucker, spin me.”

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  • #109   BoggyWoggy

    Okay folks…it’s easy to access blogs from commentors here.
    If they commentor has an underline with their name, just click on it. Duh…

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  • #110   Amanda

    No upside down? I’m disappointed. But only slightly. Still sounds like a good time.

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  • #111   Canthz_B

    For the record: 1) I did not know Miguel was into necrophilia. 2) The situation I related happened over 20 years ago, maybe Dick-wad has been living at home but grown-ups like me have been out of the nest since the 1980′s.
    Maybe someday Miguel will grow up too. Maybe read Newsweek rather than unfolding the middle of mags delivered in plain brown wrapper. Perhaps a prostitute can help him get some sexual healing this weekend. They don’t take loose change Miguel…get a paying job or you get no blow job! LOSER

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  • #112   Miguel D.

    funny how you tell me to grow up but you talk the way you do. and i am into necrophilia. funny, about 19 years ago, she’s the one who introduced me to it.

    amanda, i’ll have to try the upside down, i need someone who can take the pleasure though and not get scared like a 4 year old on a roller coaster.

    and the loser hookers i pick up do take change, thank you very much.

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  • #113   Canthz_B

    How can a two-bit pimp afford a $2.00 ho? LOL

    Anyway, please continue your flights of fantcy…we are amused.

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  • #114   Canthz_B

    “fancy”

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  • #115   Miguel D.

    i’m glad you can laugh at your own jokes, someone should.

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  • #116   Canthz_B

    Awww, don’t be so petulant. Every woman on this site is laughing at you Sonny. They all know “the louder, the shorter”.
    It’s ok, just be yourself for us some more.
    I want to show this to my sons!

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  • #117   WanderingPenguin

    WTF? I must be “drolling with confusion”. Who is the new dick on the block? Wait, never mind – I don’t actually care. My bad.

    Carry on.

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  • #118   Canthz_B

    My 22 year-old may get a bit pissed off at first, but my 30 year-old will blow beer through his nose!

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  • #119   Canthz_B

    Gee W.P., I hope it isn’t me!

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  • #120   Canthz_B

    My sons have nothing to “hide”. They just know how to be discreet, whereas you revel in vulgarity.
    Not to worry, not everyone can do “Class” well.
    Like I said, just be your lovable self.

    You add some salt to the stew.

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  • #121   BoggyWoggy

    Okay…now folks need to set up a sicko chat room. This is getting really boring.
    Go back into the archives of this site and see how awesome folks were in their statements re: the Passive-Aggressive Notes aspect.
    C’mon, folks…sexual stuff is so much better elsewhere…unless it’s directly related to the notes.
    Thanks (heh, heh…p-a enough for you?)

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  • #122   Canthz_B

    In complete agreement here Boggy.

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  • #123   Miguel D.

    that’s cool, i go where the conversation takes me. can we still talk about knockers?

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  • #124   tweedle

    …if they are knockers on doors –elsewhere– where you can peddle your so-wants-to-be edgy papers?

    A favorite –and super badass– poet says:

    ” Caring is the only daring. Oh, you know it!”

    And no; it’s not Rod McKuen.

    Crass badassness is only aggression trying to be sexy. Failing.

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  • #125   marla

    #122 : I think we all know that; it’s just that there’s not enough time to click on every hyperlink on the internet.

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  • #126   WanderingPenguin

    No Canthz, it wasn’t you.

    Did that retard think I was someone else? Boggles the mind. Just because I didn’t come in here 10 minutes earlier so I missed about 143 posts doesn’t make me an “alter-ego”. LMFAO @ pencil dick calling me a “her”.

    What an ultra-maroon.

    And those knockers were fuckin’ delicious.

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  • #127   WanderingPenguin

    “Crass badassness”. That’s fantastic! What a great name for a band! That might be the best thing I read on here all day. :)

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  • #128   Canthz_B

    He’s just another shock-jock wanna be trying to inflame passions. Kill ‘em with kindness I say.
    Tit for tat just adds fuel to their fires.
    I must confess to my own P-A tendencies though, so in a way we sort of stayed on message…it’s a stretch, I know, please give me this one and I promise to be good.

    Crass badassness is fucking delicious.

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  • #129   Penny

    I ♥ this note.

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  • #130   Misheeâ„¢

    well it’s good to see that the conversation can go the hell without my help.

    boggy, i am really sorry for my med shot yesterday – I didn’t mean for it to come across so mean, as much as I annoy you, I never really meant to hurt your feelings – it was all in jest but I shouldn’t have said it either way.

    (now aren’t I just even more awesome cause I apologized?) :D

    comon now, I might be able to admit when I’m wrong, but I am still TEAM MISHEE!

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  • #131   goldfish

    I read this as sxxxy nerd flirting.

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  • #132   Zsa

    Good lord~ I take a day off and come back to find you kids have tied up the babysitter, let the ass next door come over and draw shit on the walls.
    What happened to good-natured ribbing over actual comments on the posting? I even miss claw’s more-than-slightly-creepy EB storylines!

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  • #133   Miguel D.

    all my stuff is good-natured, it just depends on your perspective.

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  • #134   tweedle

    I agree with the theory that these notes are a joke between carrel mates who are getting to know and like each-other. Darn cute, their budding chemistry, be it claw71′s two statuesque gals or a feller & gal, as someone else suggested.

    The recent downward spiral of comment forum conversation quality (CFCQ) shows how just one or two self-important, social-cue-heedless folk can foul the whole batch of whatever.

    Mishee, please don’t start up with the TEAM MISHEE-type rubbish again. You’re quite tolerable as a light banterer about P-A — just remember it’s not all or even mostly about you, and in fact that’s an understatement.

    Same applies to you Miguel D. –we’ve all seen how neglected kids will seek *any* kind of attention, even –and sometimes especially– negative attention, because it is so intense and makes them feel in some weird way, as though they matter/exist.

    I’ve never been big on therapy… may I suggest joining a club or two? Local hiking club? Wine tasters weekly, or computer gamers anonymous?

    Come out of your bunker: It’s a big, beautiful world! With good people in it!

    I need some fucking Outback bread.

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  • #135   Miguel D.

    it’s funny that everyone thinks this is for attention or that i am neglected — do you all feel so smart that you can deduce that or is it just something you heard someplace?. how about this one — it’s a fun place and i enjoy making jokes of things, even if it’s getting a rise out of someone or just making another person laugh. fun. not therapeutic, not “has a small dick so he has to have a big voice,” none of that. just plain fun. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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  • #136   Miguel D.

    and tweedle — outback has great bread, yes, but have you tried the texas roadhouse bread with that great honey-butter? man, that’s the stuff…

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  • #137   WanderingPenguin

    #144 “i speak my mind”

    That’s a good one. I remember a time when people needed a mind to speak it. Ah, the good old days.

    And then to call people “hitlers” and then later say “all my stuff is good-natured”, well…

    See my above comment about minds.

    Enough! Moving on to other threads, this isn’t even interesting any more. If I want this level of behaviour I can hang around any middle-school playground. But then I would likely get arrested. So I guess that’s out.

    *sigh*

    I guess “one bad apple” and all that. See you on the next board.

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  • #138   Miguel D.

    the hitler comments were all in fun too, i remember a time when people could take a joke and pick out sarcasm. i’ll be the bad apple or whatever you want to label me, fine.

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  • #139   lola

    hitler’s got a wicked sense of humor

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  • #140   Miguel D.

    interestingly enough, he had a wicked tennis backhand as well.

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  • #141   Nanna

    I was away for a few days, and I come back to THIS bullshit?

    There has been a change in the convos here and it’s no longer banter. It makes me want to cry. By the time I get down to the end of the comments, I feel like everyone hates each other and I don’t want to play anymore. I can’t even remember what the note was about because of haters like Miguel D.

    Keep it nice, everyone, and try to at least read the notes and thank Terry when you are done.

    Team Cut Out the Bullshit!!!

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  • #142   Anna-banana

    I miss Terry, thank you

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  • #143   claw71

    Hmmmm.

    Very interesting. My experiments has exploded well beyond the control group thus turning it into a study. I’ve seen this before and the eventual outcome wasn’t good. It’s sad but inevitable.

    I will withhold publication of the results until after next week but I will say that things have taken an unexpected turn.

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  • #144   Oakley

    Oh my, look at the thin skin we have here. Lauralai is trying to justify her choice to be a whore. Dear, you say tomato I say slut. The trend we see on your link is minimal clothing and smut. SLUT!!! You aren’t even that attractive which explains why you’re in San Antonio and not San Bernadino. Just suck a trucker and get it over with. Kathy Bates is an actress, you are a tramp. I have more respect for hookers because they don’t lie. And they earn their money.

    Mishee the he-she can’t figure out who to be. Sweetie, you are a racist! But that’s OK, it’s not like those hooligans don’t bring it on themselves. Don’t be afraid to choose sides. More importantly, don’t be afraid to type in something meaningful. You’re a waste of space. Literally.

    Miguel…You’re new. Are you another alter ego here to stir up trouble or just a perverted little punk stealing a wi-fi connecti0on from his mommy’s neighbor? Pervert.

    Ghost Writer has taken a back seat, perhaps chased away by the prolific atheist Claw 71 who seems to have too much time on his hands. And a dirty, dirty mind. Did you get my e-mail, Claw? Amazing how easy it is to track a person down on the internet, isn’t it? Guess what else I have.

    Now I see we have people playing the race card. Canthz and GVI. I would say let’s call a spade a spade but that might bring the ACLU into the picture so I’ll just tell it like it is. The Ghetto is trouble, fellas. If most of the people in the ghetto are black then its only logical to draw conclusions. Stop blaming everybody else for the problems. Stop taking handouts. Get a job, Praise the Lord and deal with it. 400 years of whining. Boo Hoo.

    I’ll say it again, this site would be great if not for the comments. Some people actually stay on topic but the rest of you turn it into some childish little game. Grow up.

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  • #145   claw71

    Isn’t that special?

    After your last post I didn’t think you would return, Oakley…but yet here you are offering nothing but insults. And I did get your email…so what? claw71 is my standard user name. It’s not hard to find the domain. I suppose it’s not hard to track me down either. I’ve posted my actual name on line and the city I live in. I’m not concerned at all. In fact, anybody who wants my personal information can have it upon request.

    Sadly, some of the others you mentioned might take offense. Lauralaiwc is a sweet young soul who has a passion for what she’s doing but that means she’ll feel compelled to defend herself. Mishee, well, she takes offense to herself.

    Ghost Writer won’t care at all and I doubt your comments will shock or offend our African American cohorts. It’s not like you have a badge and a gun, is it? I think an e-racist is the least of their worries. Or surprises.

    I think you’re a harmless web-polemicist. You might even be a PAN regular taking umbrage to the live chat direction of this site. Regardless, you don’t impress or intimidate me. So bring it on, spanky. I’m not impressed.

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  • #146   gina

    guys who’ve had your submissions posted … about how long did it take to appear? i submitted a pretty epic one and i’d love to see it.

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  • #147   Wade

    #144 – I see Miguel D has given proof of Godwin’s Law.

    Back to the note – I wonder how Judas betrayed carrol(sp?)mate in the first place – did they pinkie swear at registration to enroll in AP together?

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  • #148   Canthz_B

    Well said claw!
    I’ll not spend a keystroke further on Oakley.
    I was just going to ignore ‘The Apostle” but you said all that needed to be said for all…thanx

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  • #149   Canthz_B

    #163–Maybe they knew somehow that seats were almost gone and “Judas” promised not to register for one?

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  • #150   claw71

    Canthz_B: Thanks for the propers, my man. I second that emotion. I think Oakley is an alter anyway so I don’t sweat it. The whole point of getting online is not sweating anything. It’s all good. I’m too damn old and have dealt with too much shit in the real world.

    Wade: Yeah, Miguel did smear poop on everything but thanks for getting us back on track…

    You just posed the central question. They are either chums having a bit of fun or the written exchange was instigated by a shallow ego-centric co-ed with a bit too much time on her hands.

    Since the notes has some anonymity I’m inclined to believe its the latter. There’s a possibility that this is an inside joke or even a false flag (it is getting to that point) designed to get an entry on this site but I think that the first note was left by one of those hopelessly ambitious types.

    While I like the theory of two hot co-eds eventually getting it on I fear the reality is..well, just too close to the real world. You know how it is…the lesbians look like boys. Instead of hot girl (Laura Prepon) on girl (Halle Berry) action we get Shrek on Peppermint Patty. That is NOT what I’m talking about. I like my lesbians hot and bi-curious. I know that’s sexist but that’s how I am.

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  • #151   claw71

    Gina:

    That is up to the mighty PAN god. We do not question, we only pray that he blesses us with another note so we might suck the life out of it.

    I hope that your note implies hot lesbian action and includes links to pictures.

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  • #152   Anna-banana

    Bummer on the exp, claw. Keep us posted.

    Canthz—I think that you are being pretty soft on “she who must not be named”. I’m guessing she, because she keeps calling lauralai “sweetie”. And “she” because I think that she is secretly in the “hots” with laura, ergo all of the references to a “preceived” slutiness, not a real one. Maybe because she wants to get in on it if there was a real one?

    My take on “she who must not be named” is that she is a sorry person, negative, downcast, card carrying member of her local John Birch society, and/or KKK hoodwearing freakshow.

    As for the note: I really like the idea of the pinky-swear being broken, and taking it even further…how about a blood oath of sisterhood that was broken by the Judas? (I’m picturing bloodletting, by sharp pink-tipped well-manicured nails. And much giggling. TOO much giggling.)

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  • #153   Anna-banana

    perceived, oops

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  • #154   Anna-banana

    Sheesh! I can’t sop pondering the ineptitude and inaneness (is that a word?) of “she who must not be named”.

    I think that dissecting her psychological pathology has become more of a fun pasttime than coming up with new angles on these notes! :)

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  • #155   Canthz_B

    This note screams: ” How could you steal my class after we did ‘Girls Gone Wild’ together?”
    ( http://www.girlsgonewild.com….happy now claw?)

    Anna, On a scale of 1 to 10 the unnamed one’s comments rate a 1.5, I’ve lived through worse.
    I’m going to have some Nutter-Butter cookies and ice cream now!

    Peace!

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  • #156   Anna-banana

    Sorry, Canthz.

    I have to remember not to assume. You probably have had to endure worse.

    My bad!

    Nutter-butters ROCK!!!

    And so did the Def Leppard show last night!

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  • #157   Canthz_B

    Funny thing about people, no matter what group you belong to there is someone out there who does not approve of your group so why sweat it? Live and let live.

    So, so much easier to breath that way.

    There are even people that dislike self-righteous know-it-alls to offset the rantings of our resident self-righteous know-it-all so the universe will stay in balance!

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  • #158   Wade

    I realize it is late, but there are parts of this note that are beginning to prey on my mind.

    At what point was the text “forementioned”? Is there a back story, a series of missives related to the positioning of the A&P book? (I sense a potential claw plotline developing.)

    And Judas’ reply is as perplexing. Shewhomustnotbenamed is upset about one book (forementioned), yet Judas refers to texts. The book (bible?) was removed “for the time being” (a veiled threat of future flaunting?), then offers it to SWMNBN as leisure reading.

    There are layers here…layers of deceit and poor grammer.

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  • #159   BoggyWoggy

    ARRRRGH! Mishee! Is it just me or does anyone else notice what a dumbshit this he/she is? Don’t you EVER apologize to me! Couldn’t you read the deep sarcasm and complete disgust with your idiocy!!!???
    I could care less about the “meds” thing…it’s the fact that this creton shoots in her little subtle attempts at being “creative” by mentioning stuff from others’ blogs! You freak! Comment on a blog, not here!
    ARRRGGGHHH!
    I’m done with Mishee. It’s official. I will not comment on anything she/he writes from now on. I hope folks will join me in this effort and help return Passive-Aggressive Notes.com back to what it was…creative and hilarious! If you’re new, go back into the archives and check out the fun, pre-Mishee.

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  • #160   Oakley

    Ignore me if you like but you can’t ignore the truth. You are a group of vulgar people with small minds and loose morals.

    I’ve said all I need to say but I will check in from time to time so I can laugh at all of you.

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  • #161   Miguel D.

    oakley. i’m neither an alter-ego nor a punk stealing wi-fi, i stated pretty clearly above that i was having fun and people may have fun in different ways than me. i don’t hide behind multiple names like others. i don’t think a lot of shit said and done on here is very funny but others do. to each his own. i don’t necessarily want things to go in the direction they do at times but i’ll roll with it if that happens, like it did before. i’ve followed this place for a while and it blew up before i got here. i just added to the fire. sometimes unintentionally and sometimes for fun once it took that route.

    wade. godwin’s law? give me a break. in the next post, you can wax on memetics some and turn it into something a whole lot bigger. coughlin’s law: never show surprise, never lose your cool.

    and the way mishee is bashed around here (and others to a degree) she can rest easy knowing some of that has been redirected, at least.

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  • #162   Trickster

    *sigh*
    people, people, just calm down!

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  • #163   Oakley

    Miguel, you add nothing. You’re a simpleton with no creativity. It doesn’t surprise me at all. I still think you’re a fat little 14 year-old stealing a wi-fi signal from his neighbor and you only stop in here while your porn is loading. Go take a shower and use soap this time.

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  • #164   Wade

    Looks like the two carrelmates have hijacked the thread.

    Coughlin’s Law: Bury the dead, they stink up the place.

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  • #165   lauralaiwc

    i shouldnt waste another breath on the pathetic mass of human flesh that is oakley, but claw is right, i do feel the need to defend myself. whatever you are claiming is showing off my flesh, i beg to difrfer, i try to keep it as classy as possible. every now and then you get a role where you have to stretch your limits a little bit, but because you are such a close-minded, pathetic little soul i suppose its beyond you to wrap your brain around that.

    you know, if you hate us all so much, go find something productive to do with your time. you are nothing more than the insults you hurl out, so have a little reality check and some arsenic, it might do you some good.

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  • #166   Oakley

    Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Get thee to a nunnery.

    There are images on your myspace page that look like soft core porn, dear. It’s no wonder Miguel got all hot and bothered but it’s perplexing you took offense to his juvenile overtures. Unless that was an act. You probably do enjoy the attention more than you care to admit. You know, Jenna Jameson considers herself an actress too, perhaps you haven’t gone as far as she has…yet…but you still selling sex. Just because the money shot is ending up on Miguel’s keyboard doesn’t mean it’s respectable.

    And why do you suppose a satanist like Claw 71 or a race baiter like Canth Z seem to take a liking to you? You’re a cute little thing who puts out. Thats why.

    Revel in yourselves children, but don’t be angry at me when I’m honest about what I see.

    Sep 16, 2007 at 10:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #167   claw71

    Could it be….SATAN?

    Listen, church lady: I dig that you don’t feel my take on religion. Jesus and the Easter Bunny pissed you off. Cool. I’m glad. I like pissing religious people off but I can’t be a satanist because I don’t believe in any of that mumbo jumbo.

    And you know what? Lauralai might be kidding herself. She might wake up in 10 years and realize that it’s time to take a few night classes and get a real job. The point is she’s taking a chance on her dreams. I admire that. I don’t know if she’s got any talent but she won’t turn 40 and regret not having tried.

    Canthz_B is hardly a race baiter. Mishee’s the one who tried to drop a Chris Rock reference in the mix and came out looking like an idiot. I’m the one who delved into the subject matter. Canthz_B and GVI have been rather quiet on it which tells me they probably don’t care for dealing with that shit online where it doesn’t have to be an issue. So point that finger at me.

    Sep 16, 2007 at 11:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #168   Marcelo

    Anyone remember my previous comment about most church-goers? Oakley FTW.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 1:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #169   Canthz_B

    Thanks again big claw but no defense of me is necessary. I cannot be insulted by assertions that I am what I know myself not to be. I have called no names on the “race” issue, just pointed out what was said and questioned its meaning. GVI good-naturedly riffed on it with some ebonics………,,,,
    Then all hell broke loose because Mishee got defensive……oh well. Oakley hears a Black voice and cries “RACE CARD”! A term designed to shut Black mouths as if to mention race we are crying discrimination and asking for a hand out. As I recall he advised me to get a job and stop taking handouts! LMAO I would starve if I had to live a month on what Uncle Sam his given me in the past 20 years! ROTFLMAO
    No, I choose not to take his bait for an illogical “debate” because I know there is nothing you can say to a person with his mindset. He will, of course, respond to this because he cannot help himself, his must be the final word but I have controlled him. He has not the will to NOT respond to what I say here and as such he bows to my will! Cool, Huh?
    In a way it is fun leading an ignorant racist around by the nose…HaHa, a ring in his nose like a coal-black Pygmy…spear, grass skirt and all! ROTFLMAO
    Oakley is a coward hiding inside of the anonymity that the web confers just as much as racist cowards used to hide behind sheets.

    Pathetic really that someone who claims to be oh so offended by the loose morals he perceives here is constantly drawn back like a moth to a flame. I wonder if he and Sen. Craig have ever “tapped boots” in the men’s room?
    And he has the nerve to say “Me thinks thou dost protest too much”? HA
    Can you say…”Damn, he sure fits the MO”!

    Like any weed, don’t feed it, it will eventually wither and die.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 1:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #170   tweedle

    cell phones are so handy and yet sooo annoying in the wrong hands.

    Cell phones don’t annoy people, people annoy people?

    Sep 17, 2007 at 2:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #171   Canthz_B

    Hey claw…I checked out “Small Minds”

    I find it to be fair, thoughtful and balanced.

    I respect a man that does not blow smoke, but talks his talk consistently. Don’t you just hate bullshit artists? (don’t reply!!)
    Good to know you ARE NOT ONE.

    RESPECT DAWG!! LOL

    Sep 17, 2007 at 4:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #172   GVI

    Hey guys thanks for the defense in my absence, I just decided to shut up and not feed into all this bullshit of people coming on here, and saying that we are lame and questioning our morals and what not. If Oakley seems to think I am a race baiter, then maybe i should call Sharton on him and set up a press conference, but i won’t because I’m not that kind of person, there is way to much shit going on in the world for me to be messing with this bullshit, so whenever all this crap blows over i will be posting more regularly again, so till then i will be here just looking but not posting.

    Yo Oakley, peace out mayne and free vick also me thinks me needs my 40 acres and my mule.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 9:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #173   lauralaiwc

    soft core porn? you really are stupid. there is nothing remotely pornographic about ANY of the images i have posted. unless you are refering to the goth getup, but there is nothing showing, and if that is your definition of porn, maybe you need to get out a little more.

    and claw, i never quite know whether to take your…assistance…as a roundabout insult or not, so i am going to choose to not, lol. i actually DO have a day job. im not foolish enough to stake everything on something that may never happen, but like you said, im willing to give it a shot so i have no regrets down the road.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 11:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #174   claw71

    Take it how you like, lauralia.

    I don’t know you and can’t pass judgement. I have friends who call themselves actors or musicians but the reality is that they aren’t any more of an actor or a musician than I am an athlete.

    It sounds like you take it seriously, which is good. The law of averages says you won’t go anywhere but that was true of just about anybody who is currently pulling down 20 million a flick or taking home an Oscar.

    I admire people who take risks and chase their dreams. If that’s you great, but if the extent of your acting is the monthly gathering at the Rocky Horror Picture Show I think you’re shortchanging yourself.

    Furthermore, it’s not assitance. Every one of my posts is 100% self serving. I took umbrage to Oakley’s position not who he was attacking. And now I will wash my hands of this matter.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #175   lauralaiwc

    no, lol. i get quite a few paid gigs (of the non-porn kind, thank you), and a feature film im shooting now is going to be on the shelves of blockbuster. it doesnt mean the film all in all will be good, it just means it will be seen :)

    Sep 17, 2007 at 12:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #176   Absolutly

    What movie laurlaiwc? that way we can keep an eye out for you!

    Sep 17, 2007 at 12:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #177   claw71

    I’ve been in a few movies but I’m not an extra. I’m a stand in/body double. Since my confidentiality clause has expired I can reveal that I was Brad Pitt’s butt double in Thelma and Louise.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 12:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #178   GhostWriter

    Still trying to digest this clusterburritto…

    Well, I want back in! Every 50+ posts, up pops some passing after-thought about GhostWriter, but I thought we had established a month ago that this site is supposed to be all about me. Oakley is just not trying- I’ve made plenty of posts for him to comment on, and in return, nothing. I’ve had it; if he doesn’t put some serious effort into his next project, he may just have to repeat this entire class, Mr. and Mrs. Oakley.

    The claxon is ringing! OAKLEY – WE NEED YOUR INPUT – STAT !! Do not pop in only “…from time to time” – ,b>Your Daily Opinion Matters !

    I know, it’s a shaky restart- I’m hoping to improve by EOD.

    Sep 17, 2007 at 1:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #179   Penelope

    Team “getting it on”! This is flirting pure and simple, these people are not being aggressive, the first one found a way to start the flirt and second one kept it going.
    Why do people have to see the worst meanings in these notes?

    Sep 19, 2007 at 8:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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