Comments on: Sophisticated dryers use silverware when they eat your socks

By: Coyote

Coyote — Mon, 11 May 2009 09:00:47 +0000

I see a lot of laundry posts here. I have always been amazed that people steal laundry.

A friend of mine once surprised me with his aggressive-aggressive response to a laundry thief.

My friend, who is a vegetarian, never raises his voice, and who, to my knowledge, never struck anyone in his life, caught a man coming out of our apartment complex’s laundry room – carrying my friend’s laundry.

So he punched the guy in the face, causing him to drop the laundry and run away.

I asked him, “Didn’t you say anything to him first? You just hit him?”

My friend said “Coyote, he was stealing my laundry. What should I have said?”

I really couldn’t argue.

By: scdwxghi nlktyw

scdwxghi nlktyw — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:10:56 +0000

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By: Liz

Liz — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:57:53 +0000

LMFAO!!! # 16 Is so funny! I love it!

By: Olivia

Olivia — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 00:08:09 +0000

While most of the first few comments made me laugh, I have to say we have a winner:

#16 claw71 on Sep 19, 2007 at 7:06 am

Kelly Clarkson only wishes she could write such a hit.

By: Kitness

Kitness — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 03:33:38 +0000

#29 It makes way more sense to own a silver ended spoon if you’re a pirate.

By: lauralaiwc

lauralaiwc — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 15:30:01 +0000

dah, thats what i get for trying to get a full 8 hours of sleep, i miss all the fun.

sure, mishee, i can get a lock of hair for you, but you didnt specify from where.

but im not a dan cook fan myself, though. so maybe ill just scalp him and be done with it

By: Wade

Wade — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:56:20 +0000

Boggy – Revenge is a dish best served blow dried.

LMAO!

By: WanderingPenguin

WanderingPenguin — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 13:51:39 +0000

LMAO – to think I almost missed the conclusion to the story. Thank goodness I checked back in here this morning!

Thanks, BW, now I can sleep in peace. Er… much later today.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:58:26 +0000

Sing along PANoPHILES…We are the world….

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:56:47 +0000

Anna#142…that’s just free speech.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:55:11 +0000

Boggy——- Jeans $3o, revenge Priceless!!!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:52:34 +0000

#141 I’d better brush up then Anna, That near failing grade just will not hold up.
Como estas?

By: morpho aurora

morpho aurora — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:37:01 +0000

boggy woggy – you may not have gotten your pants back, but at least you got revenge. and revenge is better than pants any day, yes?

By: BoggyWoggy

BoggyWoggy — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 05:07:51 +0000

And now, the rest of the story (from #25)
My friend and I got a piece of paper, a blow dryer, and an entire bottle of baby powder. Have you ever done this? Well, we did it…

I created a cone-like funnel with the paper and slid the smaller end under the thief’s dorm door. I put some baby powder into the large end. We plugged in the blow dryer and put it on low…then, KABOOM! We used the blow dryer to create an explosion of baby powder all over her dorm room! It really worked! Of course, she came running toward the door, screaming from the inside! We dropped our crap and RAN!
I know she didn’t learn a lesson…about stealing my pants…but, man! I felt better.