mona in los angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise century city office building. says mona, “apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. my question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work? who does that?” my question: why are we letting paris and britney off the hook? if they actually remember to wear them, shouldn’t we encourage keeping them on?
and then there’s this one, which brings up the old mad bomber-era debate about which gender leaves the bathrooms in worse shape.
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311 responses so far ↓
#1 emily
oof, thats a little tmi
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:03 pm rating: +1
#2 GVI
OMG!!! PAN God what the hell. Eww.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:06 pm rating: 0
#3 Wade
Wow…be careful what you pray for.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:08 pm rating: +1
#4 dawn
Wow. Just, wow.
And the abandoned panties thing must have happened more than once to warrant a note, right? The mind wobbles [/kelly bundy].
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:13 pm rating: +1
#5 morpho aurora
oh…my…god.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:14 pm rating: 0
#6 Wade
Nice Judy Blume reference in the title, though.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:15 pm rating: +1
#7 Canthz_B
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Sep 20, 2007 at 10:16 pm rating: 0
#8 Andy
Bleah. Blood spots? ‘Nuff said with that one.
The first one confuses me. Britney and Paris DON’T wear panties, so they should be off the hook.
Ahhhh, the mention of the Mad Bomber. I miss those crazy nuts.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:17 pm rating: 0
#9 morpho aurora
in answer to why britney and paris are off the hook: you can’t leave behind what you don’t have on in the first place
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:18 pm rating: 0
#10 Wade
I think Britney and Paris are let off the hook because there is a market on eBay.
eww
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:18 pm rating: 0
#11 GVI
They forgot about Lindsey.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:21 pm rating: 0
#12 morpho aurora
and your mother doesn’t work here! (if she did, she’d kick your ass for this)
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:26 pm rating: 0
#13 Wade
Canthz - I was reading your note and it looks like you forgot a period…oh.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:27 pm rating: 0
#14 Canthz_B
NOW can we have cameras in the ladies room?
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:30 pm rating: 0
#15 Sharona
“Please put these items inside, not hanging out for others to see.”
They’re always trying to suppress my feminist art. Even the women’s room is not safe from the domineering gaze of the patriarchy! *sobs*
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:31 pm rating: +1
#16 Canthz_B
Left it in the men’s room Wade!
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:31 pm rating: 0
#17 GVI
#12 Morpho I know what you mean because I am sure anyones mother would not want to be picking up panties, putting tampons/pads in the receptacle, or even wiping up blood spots off the floor.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:32 pm rating: 0
#18 It's Me, Margaret
For the last time, I’m sorry I tried to flush that tampon down the white enamel thing on your desk. I thought it was a toilet!
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:34 pm rating: +1
#19 Jaquelyn
The producer of the first note must not have been too angry, the exclaimation point is quite small. Maybe they were the one who left the panties, and also happened to be the one in charge of making the signs.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:36 pm rating: 0
#20 Wade
Or she was too angry to Select All when she changed fonts.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:38 pm rating: 0
#21 Canthz_B
Just imagine all of that stained white enamel.
If the EVP from the last note is a female this just cannot be her company’s rest room.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:39 pm rating: 0
#22 Wade
#18 ROFL!
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:40 pm rating: 0
#23 Wade
Maybe they thought the receptacle was for Tampax products only.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:42 pm rating: 0
#24 Spooky MILF
I used to work at a well known insurance company where the women’s bathroom was worse than the men’s. It’s pretty bad when the ladies room at work has a “booger wall” and you have to work with the women that put them there….EWW. This kind of activity doesn’t surprise me in the least. Makes ya wonder though what their home bathrooms look like.
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:45 pm rating: 0
#25 Canthz_B
#18 you rock…
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:46 pm rating: 0
#26 Canthz_B
I used to work in an office where the C.O.O would have “Twn Hall Meetings” of all staff.
Once a woman complained about the conditions in the Ladies’ Room.
He told her he would check the cleaning schedule but to the best of his knowledge only the ladies used that room so if it was a mess they messed it!
Sorry, but his comment really was delicious! An “AHHHHH” moved through the crowd!
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:50 pm rating: 0
#27 morpho aurora
#24 spooky - that was NOT a mental image i needed - i’m gonna go find some contaminated glassware now, an altered state of consciousness sounds kinda good. failing that, i’m going for burning out my mind’s eye
Sep 20, 2007 at 10:57 pm rating: 0
#28 anna-banana
The Mad Bomber has definately returned for a sequel. Instead of poo…she’s moved to feminine hygeine product displays as her new modus operandi.
And hey Canthz…thanks for the invite! I’m not so much a golfer, but am good at hanging off golfcarts as they zip around the courses.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:08 pm rating: 0
#29 whatever
Those panties were fucking delicious.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:09 pm rating: 0
#30 robins
if it’s your private bathroom and your hamper happens to be there and you leave your undies near them, who the f cares
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:19 pm rating: 0
#31 anna-banana
Canthz & GVI, I can’t believe that you guys haven’t yet written that it’s okay for just white chicks (P & B) to go sans panties. Why not Beyonce or J Lo?
Maybe that Century City lady had to wash-out her nasty panties in the company sink, ’cause she was afraid if she left them hanging to dry (say, for instance said laundry room) they too would be pilfered along with dryer sheets & spoons with silver endz.
Just a thought.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:27 pm rating: 0
#32 Canthz_B
Sistas y Latinas must march for Freedom of the booty!
What’s good for the goose is good for the swan.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:35 pm rating: 0
#33 Wade
A hush fell over PAN…
Except for that damn dog you can hear all the way to Iowa.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:35 pm rating: +1
#34 anna-banana
I can hear him, too…all the way to Cali
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:41 pm rating: 0
#35 Canthz_B
I was busy rearranging my Italian Chef placemats. I found the silver handled spoon in the dog’s house wrapped in panties and stuffed into a sock when I went out to hide today’s glassware haul.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:42 pm rating: 0
#36 WanderingPenguin
I would like to know how Spooky MILF knows which bathroom was worse at her company. How often did she use the men’s? Is that how she got her nickname?
Hmm. Maybe I DON’T wanna know.
BTW, know how I know it’s no longer “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”?
They forgot an “ARRRRR” in the first note.
And I’m pretty sure that dog has been poochnapped.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:45 pm rating: 0
#37 WanderingPenguin
Also, I wonder if the two notes were left on the same bathroom door? I mean, the two situations could very easily be related. Did mona’s co-worker have a close look at those panties? Hmmm?
Ok, that’s getting so disgusting even I can’t stand it. Sorry.
Just be thankful they didn’t leave the panties hanging half out of the garbage and the TAMPON on the floor or sink or wherever.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:48 pm rating: 0
#38 WanderingPenguin
Damn.
I forgot to log in first.
On the upside: I’m really jazzed that when you log in you get taken to a page with a huge “WP” logo at the top of it. Whee! A site designed with ME in mind!
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:51 pm rating: 0
#39 Canthz_B
I think a curious MILF, perhaps working late, just had to peek and see what the guys did with their boogers.
BOOGERS BOOGERS BOOGERS
That makes me giggle for some reason! I don’t think I have ever typed “boogers”!
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:51 pm rating: 0
#40 GVI
Hey A-B #31 as far as I’m concerned all ladies can walk around uniformly sans panties (assuming the goods are healthy looking of course).
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:57 pm rating: 0
#41 GVI
LMAO Cantz go to bed you are getting tired, you’re losing it.
Sep 20, 2007 at 11:58 pm rating: 0
#42 Canthz_B
GVI booger, I agree booger with the booger need for healthy booger goods while booger sans panties booger.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:02 am rating: 0
#43 GVI
Ummm……yeah I feel you M. LOL
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:09 am rating: 0
#44 lola
Okay, is anyone else wondering what happened to the panties? Did someone pocket them? Take them to the police for a DNA sample and sniff test?
Hmmmm…. me thinks me smells a panty bandit. Or is that tuna fish?
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:24 am rating: 0
#45 GVI
It’s tuna, I hide my lunch in the bathroom so that the fridge raider won’t get it.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:27 am rating: 0
#46 lola
Good idea! I already do my studying on the john, why not pack myself a nice little lunch while I’m at it?
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:33 am rating: 0
#47 GVI
Especially with people like Claw running around here stealing anything that isn’t tied down, and to top it off we have the saggy pants wearing kind here also and you know how they are.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:37 am rating: 0
#48 lola
And you know why they have the saggy pants - more room to store stolen hotpockets.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:38 am rating: 0
#49 lola
BTW, I’d like to point out that while the “tampon trail” is committed by women, I’ve been in more than a few bathrooms after men where they did a dirty jackson pollock paint-by-anus number on the seat.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:42 am rating: +1
#50 GVI
Don’t make it about the men, this post is about messy tampon/blood stains on the floor women lol.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:46 am rating: 0
#51 BoggyWoggy
I hate this note. It isn’t even a good one. No more comments…
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:49 am rating: 0
#52 GVI
Yes ma’am. Period
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:53 am rating: 0
#53 Crysilla
#34 Wade you rock! I love it when people reference old PA notes. That certain one really struck a cord with me.
My absolute favorite is the bread being ordered and eaten by the roommate.
Guys, I come here like four or five times a day. The flaming is so hot here I’m too afraid to post but I want to let you know I get a kick out of everything ya’ll say.
Fuck those people who hate “team such and such” I love it when you do that.
p.s. the free doughnuts in the ladies room were delicious.
Sep 21, 2007 at 12:57 am rating: 0
#54 Team Cassandra
Team Health Risk!
Sep 21, 2007 at 1:19 am rating: 0
#55 Canthz_B
#52 Boggy- I agree, not quite P-A just , just…ewww.
Lola-how can you tell man poo from woman poo? I use the panties as golf club socks.
Sep 21, 2007 at 1:29 am rating: 0
#56 Canthz_B
Careful of the jelly donuts Crysilla! LOL
Sep 21, 2007 at 1:31 am rating: 0
#57 marla
I bet if you guys keep at it you can reach 500 comments by 5:00pm!
Sep 21, 2007 at 2:07 am rating: 0
#58 tweedle
Don’t tase me, Bro!
O.K. Just wanted to utter that delicious phrase.
Now: where could Claw72 be?
Sep 21, 2007 at 3:21 am rating: 0
#59 tweedle
71
Sep 21, 2007 at 3:23 am rating: 0
#60 tweedle
, that is.
Sep 21, 2007 at 3:23 am rating: 0
#61 tweedle
Bed time!
Sep 21, 2007 at 3:23 am rating: 0
#62 Dave Ward
Those blood-soaked tampons were fucking…
Oh, never mind.
Sep 21, 2007 at 3:37 am rating: 0
#63 Jen
“And the abandoned panties thing must have happened more than once to warrant a note, right?”
Dawn is the only commenter who gets it! P/A or plain old A notes really shouldn’t be about one bizarre freak occurrence, should they? They’re about things that happen again and again until someone blows a gasket and writes a note. God only knows how those panties ended up there, but if it only happened once, the finders should just have a laugh.
Sep 21, 2007 at 5:24 am rating: 0
#64 claw71
I think we all know that great Statler Brothers hit(to the tune of “Flowers on the Wall):
Dirty panties on the wall
in the bathroom down the hall
A health risk for everyone
could you please wipe up your blood
And could you please flush the toilet after you poo
please don’t forget it’s easy to do
I thought that I had seen it all living with four guys
piss on the seat and rocket pubes it’s like they don’t have eyes
but bloody tampons are pretty gross at least that’s what I think
and it’s hard for me to wash my hands when socks are in the sink
Dirty panties on the wall
in the bathroom down the hall
A health risk for everyone
could you please wipe up your blood
And could you flush the damn toilet after you poo
please don’t forget it’s easy to do
Sep 21, 2007 at 6:41 am rating: 0