Gina from Santa Cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. Says gina, “I love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so I figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” Indeed, Gina, indeed! The progression here from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is classic. And a webmd.com citation? Major bonus points.
Gina also sent in a (small-ish) photo of the whole scene.
UPDATE: Gina responds to team fake!
related: I think it’s going to be a long long time
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155 responses so far ↓
#1
Jack
I’m not sure which is more passive aggressive, here. Team You Both Suck?
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:38 pm rating: 4
#2
Edwin
This is great!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:39 pm rating: 2
#3
lola
I cannot comment until I get:
Wikipedia link to “sanitary”
Ebay link for a “delouser”, and
Mental Health Insitute link for “bat-shit crazy”
puh-leeze
Thank you, Scary, uh, Hairy, uh.. oh fuck it
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:40 pm rating: 12
#4
Lashes
That cartoon dick was fucking delicious!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:41 pm rating: 17
#5
Rufus T. Firefly
Team penis doodler. If it’s hair, and in the drain of the bathtub, it’s CLEAN. It’s probably the cleanest stuff in the damned house.
Unless, of course, said hair is something like pubic hair on the rim of the toilet bowl … then Lisa has bigger problems, like: is one of her roommates sasquatch?
Hair is hair. We’re all mammals, Lisa, and body hair–despite what your puritan mother told you, isn’t unsanitary, or “icky” or gross.
HTH,
Rufus
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:42 pm rating: 26
#6
Canthz_B
Lisa never says she doesn’t do the deed. Go for it Anytime Stan, just don’t deep throat her…she may upchuck!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:47 pm rating: 0
#7
GVI
That hair and filth was fucking delicious.
Is Lisa related to Anthony Grosso or something?
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:48 pm rating: 2
#8
morpho aurora
wow! wonder how long it took her to get from P-A to flat fucking nuts? i love the last sign
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:51 pm rating: 1
#9
Canthz_B
Lisa, look in the mirror, you’re pulling your own hair out, you lunatic!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:53 pm rating: 2
#10
Wade
Ohhh, nasty. I thought it said hasty.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:54 pm rating: 10
#11
GVI
I love the fact that she just ignored the doodles and kept ranting about the hair. I guess she does suck dick.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:55 pm rating: 3
#12
Sharona
Maybe she does, but only if the guy waxes.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:57 pm rating: 12
#13
Canthz_B
Lisa only goes down if the man is shaved!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:58 pm rating: 1
#14
GVI
Damn we are off topic already, lol.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:59 pm rating: 0
#15
Canthz_B
Dear Lisa, while next on Webmd.com, please look up Trichophobia.
Thanks, your loving roomies.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:02 am rating: 4
#16
Furu
I love not only how she progresses from the sweet little ‘Please don’t… <3′ to ‘STOP YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKER’ at the end, but her handwriting changes as well. Stereotypical girly girl at the beginning, with all the letters, upper and lowercase, cutely rounded and of uniform size, progressing to the angry and rage-filled handwriting at the end, which is really just all over the place.
Oddly though she keeps the pink pen throughout. Go figure!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:02 am rating: 32
#17
aliz
What I love is how hair-hater’s handwriting gets progressively worse in each successive note. It goes from smiley tight-ass to unhinged.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:06 am rating: 5
#18
Potbelly
Exquisite. I love how the handwriting deteriorates steadily from prissy and bubbly to irregular and jagged. And the illustrations? Priceless.
Team motherfucker in here who doesn’t give a shit about SCIENCE!
(Not really, I’m actually too delighted by Red Ink Psycho to side against her)
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:07 am rating: 3
#19
WanderingPenguin
Hmmm. I wonder how “Gina” got a hold of all of these notes? And why she has them all taped to the wall in some kind of shrine to Lisa? All that’s missing – or maybe not – are a few candles and a huge picture of Lisa in the middle.
I think there’s some really sick shit yet to happen in that house.
Also, the way the handwriting goes from neatly formed on foolscap sheets to chicken scratch on unlined notepatch is of psychotic proportions. And did anyone else think the two “separate” comments on the sheet with the webmd link looked amazingly similar? Is it possible Lisa is actually the only one IN that house?
I keep looking for the “Bates Motel” stationery.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:08 am rating: 9
#20
WanderingPenguin
That’s “notePAD” not “notePATCH”. Got a little ahead of myself there. Or behind, actually.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:09 am rating: 1
#21
Canthz_B
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:13 am rating: 0
#22
Candice
I have to wonder whether Lisa is complaining about a random stray hair or two (unavoidable, really), or something that’s actually complaint-worthy. From the number of notes, and the handwriting (matches that of other control-freaks that I’ve known), I’m betting on the former. Calm the fuck down, Lisa. Just don’t lick the counters!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:16 am rating: 0
#23
agirlie
My absolute all time fave PAN collection. I adore how it goes from smiley face and heart to, as lola put it, bat-shit crazy. I would love to see the time line on this one. Was it a week, two, a month before she snapped and became insane. And I LOVE love love the note vandalism. Nothin’ eggs the crazies on more than note vandalism.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:18 am rating: 3
#24
lola
THESE NOTES ARE A SCAM.
After further handwriting analysis, the penis doodler and the note-writer are one-in-the-same.
*Notice the k in ‘dick’ and in ‘talk’
*Also, the Ls in ‘Lisa’
liar, liar, pubes on fire…
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:22 am rating: 3
#25
lola
Also, the pen gets lighter with each note, which tells me they were written in quick succession. If they were spaced out, the pen would have time to recoup.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:23 am rating: 2
#26
Olivia
I can’t stop laughing long enough to think of a proper comment (as usual). *sits back and reads the others*
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:26 am rating: 0
#27
WanderingPenguin
I was actually noticing the same thing, lola, about the pink pen. The handwriting is really close, too. And I still want to know how one person (who is NOT Lisa, apparently) ended up with ALL the notes in one collection on her wall?
Team Fake Notes FTW
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 am rating: 1
#28
GVI
Awesome sleuthing Lola, I think I might actually agree with you, but oh well, Team Nasty Motherfucker!!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 am rating: 0
#29
Mela
Maybe there were only a few minutes between notes. And LISA VANDALIZED THEM HERSELF. The call is coming from inside the house.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:30 am rating: 12
#30
Andy
Wow, this is a wonderful set. I love the heart and smiley face in the first note, and how the last few notes are just scrawled out, as a testament to her fury.
The double-underlining of “science”, “PIGS” and “infect” are nice, as well. It’s a nice progression.
I wonder which part finally made things totally out-of-control: the continued leper hair being shed, or the dingy-doodles?
I must say that the doodler was the one that pushed things from hearts and smiles to motherfuckers and death. Well done, I must say.
Ahh, college life. It’s such a good way to prepare for the working world, where you’ll actually be PAID to leave insane notes at your workplace. Yay!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:32 am rating: 2
#31
JMac
Great note series, but I just love that the thread title is a (hopefully intentional) Ben Folds reference .
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:59 am rating: 0
#32
Siegs
Hooray for Ben Folds! “Black tears are falling down her face . . .”
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:15 am rating: 0
#33
Suebob
Lisa is obviously NOT Canadian (see previous post).
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:24 am rating: 0
#34
MB
a personal chat???
I’d be on team everyone else if it weren’t for the threat of a personal chat. The thought of that scares the crap out of me – enough to be on team dick-sucker.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:41 am rating: 0
#35
rajbot
wow, if this is on Team Real it is Team Fucking Brilliant.
Oct 4, 2007 at 2:02 am rating: 1
#36
Down10
I wonder what the time-span is on these notes. Days? Weeks? Months? She has totally gone Howard Hughes by the end there.
Oct 4, 2007 at 4:17 am rating: 1
#37
Khak
Notewriter says someone keeps vandalizing her notes. But she keeps vandalizing the WALL with her notes. Notes which then suck up all the airborn filth everytime the toilet gets flushed. Team noteless walls.
Oct 4, 2007 at 4:24 am rating: 0
#38
Scooter
She went from pleasant to Samuel L. Jackson in four notes. Impressive.
She has science, people. SCIENCE.
Oct 4, 2007 at 7:25 am rating: 10
#39
Alison
It would have been a great exchange, had they not been fake.
::yawns::
Oct 4, 2007 at 7:50 am rating: 0
#40
Michelle
Seriously now. Your mother doesn’t live at the dorms.
And if she did, she’d tell you girls shed like nasty puppies and you’re lucky you don’t find hair in your mac n’ cheese.
Calm down, take a moment and deeeeeep breath.
Team Lisa sucks dick.
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:26 am rating: 0
#41
Goopie
I am sure the notes are fake. The handwriting analysis is dead on, and there is some similarity between the testicles of the vandal penises and the heart on the first note. The dead giveaway, though, is the blatant attempt to score as many PAN tags as possible (smileys, death threats, bathroom pubic hair, underlines, rebuttals, and on and on). The note was written to the PAN standard, very self-consciously so. Are we witnessing a sort of PAN Observer’s Paradox?
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:33 am rating: 0
#42
Katy
Hrmm… I have to agree that the notes look fabricated. However, it’s entertaining to see that someone is sad enough to fake some P-A notes…
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:34 am rating: 0
#43
Adam
How are you putting this in the passive agressive category? She said shes gonna rip the other girls fucking hair out, and she signed her name. To me that sounds a little more like “it’s on Bitch” than passive agressive.
Aside from my splitting hairs( i don’t mean this to be a pun, Actually yeah i did you crazy motherfuckers), I liked the content, it makes you feel alive again. I lived in a dorm with my girlfriend and this girl is lucky to have been warned that many times. I’ve seen girls brawl over shit like borrowing a shirt and not giving it back.
Anyways im off topic:
That Gina was fucking delicious…
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:59 am rating: 0
#44
lola
Whoever faked the notes – would you please step forward and claim your handiwork? C’mon, you know you wanna take credit for these beauties!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:00 am rating: 0
#45
Team Cassandra
So cute! They’re fighting – but with notes…
for that kinda conversation I usually use yelling.
I wonder what the climate is like in *that* place.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:02 am rating: 0
#46
Mishee
I wonder if the recipient of the note is related to the Rocket Pube guy.
This is the best posting I have seen probably since Anthony’s Song!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:05 am rating: 1
#47
Al Hanso
Awesome notes all around.
10 girls sharing one bathroom is crazy. That’s something I’d expect in Mexico.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:10 am rating: 0
#48
nate
I love how the penmanship goes from “sweet sorority girl” to “psycho serial killer” in no time at all. Just proves my theory that lurking inside every Kappa? Is a monster.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:23 am rating: 0
#49
Katzndogz
My day started out pretty bad, but after clicking onto this site and the first thing I see is a cartoon penis, I knew that my day was going to get a whole lot better.
I don’t think the last two notes were written by the same person. Look at the e’s. They are entirely different. Even in the “nasty motherfucker” note where her writing starts to degenerate, she still writes her e’s the same way. I think the last two are someone imping her.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:25 am rating: 1
#50
Katzndogz
Nevermind, I just noticed that she changes the style of her e’s in the same note. Even in the same word. Motherfucker has two different types of e’s. That’s just…..bizarre. I hope I never meet this woman, whether the notes are real or fake.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:32 am rating: 1
#51
Fraulein N
Ladies. Ladies. Honestly, I expect better penis doodles at the college level. C’mon, use your SCIENCE!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:34 am rating: 3
#52
mere
regardless if the notes are fake, they are pretty funny.
jesus would be proud .. just don’t park in the bathtub.
team terry!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:36 am rating: 0
#53
T-Bone
Saw a wallpaper sample at Home Depot the other day called “Lisa’s Notes”– looks just like this– I ordered a few rolls for my niece’s new apartment.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:42 am rating: 6
#54
Mary
It’s in the passive aggressive category because notes are ALWAYS passive aggressive. If you’re too chicken to actually TALK to a person face to face, then you are being passive aggressive.
Things like this aren’t solved by notes. A note is like, “I’m out tonight” or “Could you pick up milk if you have a chance?”
Not this.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:43 am rating: 0
#55
Inner Space
Oh man, it’s not just the tone of the notes, it’s the very cohesivity, the lettering, the grammar, it all goes downhill. It’s like watching someone plunge into the depths of insanity, little by little. All because of a cartoon penis.
I love it!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:55 am rating: 0
#56
turrboenvy
The guy(s) Lisa is blowing (Terry?) must have rocket pubes. She’s all *garglegargle* and they’re all pshew pshew.
I’m on Team Lisa Is Vandalizing Her Own Notes. Look at the K in “dick” on the first note and the K in “like” in the 4th note (“I will pull out your hair motherfucker”). They are exactly the same.
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:28 am rating: 0
#57
Anonymous
my god, this floor is filled with a ton of hateful people
but yea it sounds like 1 or 2 people are leaving the hair everywhere and the rest of the dorm is against them
why not just go door to door and ask who did what?
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:40 am rating: 0
#58
Anonymous
oh yea, 4th not doesnt have “- lisa” on it, its written by someone else (obviously) apart from the handwriting the whole tone is different
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:42 am rating: 0
#59
Anonymous
note*
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:42 am rating: 0
#60
e
I love how you people are all detective like with these notes….
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:47 am rating: 0
#61
Mishee
If I lived in this dorm, I would’ve definitely been planting even MORE hair just to piss her off and exacerbate the situation! In fact, I might even go as far as to drive her to a Clocktower Massacre, I’m that good at what I do.
(Being the youngest of 8 makes you an excellent instigator…)
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:50 am rating: 1
#62
Anonymous
oh please, it just looks like some woman isnt gettin laid and is pissed that another is. >=o penis envy ftw
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:55 am rating: 0
#63
leslie
Love it – the cartoon penis plus a web md pug makes the series.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:06 am rating: 0
#64
Andy
Well, OK. If we’re doing a CSI investigation here, the first photo is obviously Photoshopped, like it was a whole bunch of pictures slapped together, then cut apart again. Look at the bottom of that top note in the first picture.
Fake, real, who cares. It’s funny.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:31 am rating: 0
#65
claw71
Cartoon schlongs are always entertaining but this series of notes is just a little too perfect. It’s almost as if somebody created this thread so they could get their handiwork displayed on this site.
Don’t lie to me like I’m Montel Williams.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 0
#66
Jaybird
Holy psycho batman!
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:35 am rating: 0
#67
ijRoberts
I’m going with Team Faker on this one, folks. Just as was stated in a previous comment, this note(s) has EVERY p/a point possible (including the good old website reference ripoff – I believe the original was the “m-w.com” plug.)
It’s just too nice of a package. All the different notes, the slowly decaying state of mind… Remind anyone of another series that still gets frequently quoted (Thanks, Terry).
It has all the points that the commenters love and more. It’s just TOO well done.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:38 am rating: 0
#68
Mishee
jjRoberts, the website reference could also be (Source: Google) – that one was just awesome.
And remember, it is indeed not a good idea to flush prophylactics…
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:04 pm rating: 0
#69
zsa
I’m with Katzndogz~ having a sucky morning (HA) and on break the first thing I see is a pink “Dear Girls” with a big ol cartoon penis next to it. I almost spit out my coffee!
Dont care if its fake or not- dont have time to analyze it- but it did make me laugh!
ok, back to hell…oops, meant work.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:15 pm rating: 0
#70
crystal
I could understand the annoyance if there were pubic hairs laying everywhere but if she’s complaining about a few loose hairs in the shower she needs to get a grip… or find a good therapist to deal with this germ phobia Lisa has.
The little penis drawn on there made me laugh, so even if this is fake I still love it.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:35 pm rating: 0
#71
ian
How soon will the bobbin’ green penis smiley be offered on forums?
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:49 pm rating: 1
#72
claw71
If Lisa really does do some knob slobbing I have to say that I’m 100% on her side.
Team Felatio.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm rating: 1
#73
Mark O.
This could be my favorite progression of P/A notes ever.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm rating: 0
#74
Mark O.
WAIT OMG THE TITLE OF THIS POST IS A REFERENCE TO BEN FOLDS.
I AM IN LOVE.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm rating: 0
#75
s
this might be my all time favorite.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:15 pm rating: 0
#76
claw71
Speaking of bobbing green penis, somebody caught the Ben Folds reference.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:30 pm rating: 0
#77
WanderingPenguin
Actually, the Ben Folds reference was caught more than one time on here. I have no idea how I missed it, but I’m self-flagellating even as we speak.
Oct 4, 2007 at 2:40 pm rating: 0
#78
Heywood
team fake
Oct 4, 2007 at 2:53 pm rating: 0
#79
Mad Scribbler
Go Team Penis Doodler!
Lisa – Go back on the meds. Life was much simpler then.
Oct 4, 2007 at 3:02 pm rating: 0
#80
Mishee
As long as you are doing something to punish yourself WP! But someone will jump on you about that later, because they will not have read post #79… irony’s a bitch!
Oct 4, 2007 at 3:12 pm rating: 0
#81
Lindsay
how do you know the last one wasn’t a sarcastic response written by someone else? that’s how i read it. and i’m pretty sure they aren’t all creepily posted on someone’s wall in a lisa-shrine, they’re probably all on the bathroom wall where this hair-action (or lack thereof) is taking place.
Oct 4, 2007 at 3:31 pm rating: 1
#82
WanderingPenguin
Well, Lindsay, the last one was written in the same handwriting as at least one of the two notes immediately previous to it, so it was likely part of the same “thread”.
As for the shrine vs bathroom wall idea: I’m not really sure what’s creepier – a collection of these in Gina’s hands or leaving them ALL up on the wall while they are added to so the meltdown can be analyzed scientifically?
Not that I believe for a second that these are for real, mind you. But if they are… I am totally Team Lisa-Shrine.
Oct 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm rating: 0
#83
Hannah
Oh, dear god. I can’t tell you how many times this happened on the all girl’s floors where I lived. What IS it with girls and hair?
Oct 4, 2007 at 3:55 pm rating: 0
#84
WanderingPenguin
Actually, I was wondering if this might have been the “experiment” that Claw mentioned several posts ago that he was running “behind the scenes”. Hmmm. Could this be the nefarious work of one in our midst?
The mind boggles.
Oct 4, 2007 at 3:57 pm rating: 1
#85
GhostWriter
Hey- Is there a pink Post-It note in the first pic that we haven’t seen, which explains it all?
Something like; “Remember Girls, this is our 15 minutes of fame, so make Momma proud!”
Oct 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm rating: 0
#86
Spreggels
#43: “[T]here is some similarity between the testicles of the vandal penises and the heart on the first note.”
This could be the most amazing collection of words ever put down in sequence. Thank you.
Oct 4, 2007 at 4:49 pm rating: 3
#87
Lucille
Fake.
Oct 4, 2007 at 6:25 pm rating: 0
#88
Amperage
this site is funny. by the way, try this gane out. www. truks.com. its a truicking simulations game.
http://www.trukz.com
Oct 4, 2007 at 6:47 pm rating: 0
#89
Gina
I can see why people are calling fake … it was too perfect. This whole thing started before I’d ever read this site, but once I did, I knew I had to photograph this collection. There are notes all over the floor but none quite this awesome.
Not trying to convince you because that’s obviously impossible over the internet but I would like to clear up a few things that the commenters were confused about …
These notes were taped on the bathroom wall. Nobody took them down because they were hilarious. I’m not a creep who has been collecting the notes. They were all taped to the same wall. They have since been taken down (probably by Lisa because the rest of us think it’s way too funny to take down.)
The first picture is, indeed, photoshopped. I had too many different pictures to submit, so I photoshopped two onto the same background so i could submit them all.
I have no idea if Lisa drew the doodles or not. I can see the similarities now. Regardless, whatever. As for the claim that the pen is dying, I’m pretty sure it’s not. If you look at the whole scene, the ones in maroon ink are pretty much the same throughout. The last one is obviously in a completely different pen.
Oct 4, 2007 at 7:17 pm rating: 57
#90
Raincloud
Make sure you girls don’t come across these baptist guys. they would have you chained to the kitchen sink.
http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/
Oct 4, 2007 at 7:33 pm rating: 0
#91
BoggyWoggy
Why the original “nice” notes? How about just start with the last one and get it over with!
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:14 pm rating: 1
#92
Olivia
When I write my PA notes, I always forget to take pictures & submit them to this site…. I’m usually too busy being angry at having to write the note in the first place. Hmm.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:10 pm rating: 0
#93
Juliet
Real or fake, I don’t care. I thoroughly enjoyed the progression from P-A to death threats. And whenever someone draws a dick like that on something, I always laugh.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:51 pm rating: 6
#94
Andy
Amen, Juliet.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:54 pm rating: 1
#95
Jen
Team It’s-got-to-be-a-fake-because-is-anyone-really-that-anal?
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:24 pm rating: 0
#96
johnO
The illustrations indicate that Lisa obviously lives with Perez Hilton. Love this one!
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:41 pm rating: 0
#97
anna-banana
Good observation, johnO.
And thanks for the link, #93. What a bunch of loser-freaks on that site. I had to post MY opinion on that freakshow website.
Oh, and the notes…..like Andy, I think that Lisa should encourage a few criminology students to perfoem calculated testing…but more like DNA matching on the hair samples. Lisa sounds disturbed enough, so I suggest that she sneak into each roommate’s beauty-kit and steal a few hairs from their hairbrushes to submit for sampling.
Then, she can “kill” the culprit as she promised.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:00 pm rating: 0
#98
Matt
Why publish this obvious fake, but not my real submissions?? Grr, panotes.com!!!!
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:58 pm rating: 0
#99
WanderingPenguin
Wow, whoever posted as “Gina” did more detective work than the rest of us put together.
Still pretty sure it’s Claw, but if not, I prefer the Lisa-shrine theory. That’s so much more, erm…delicious.
Oct 5, 2007 at 12:03 am rating: 0
#100
WanderingPenguin
Uh, any way we can ban idiots like amperage with their unrelated links – and wtf is a truicking gane, anyhow?
Oct 5, 2007 at 12:04 am rating: 0
#101
tweedle
Some people really do not like pubic hair.
They go ball-istic.
They do the 5-4-3-2-1 lift off to a lunar mindscape.
..Heisa monster no like hysterical hair haters..
grrowll..
Oct 5, 2007 at 2:49 am rating: 0
#102
D. Cohen
LOL thats funny
Oct 5, 2007 at 3:51 am rating: 0
#103
Team Cassandra
Yeesh. This is a good one. Prolly the best thing about it is the sleuthing:
Particularly: #11, #12 – Does she really? Yes. and #22 wonders about the real issue.
Astonishingly: #19, #24, #25, #27, #28, #29,#41,#43,#44,#46,#55 ( I think),#66, #69, #85, #87, #88, #90, #98, #101 just don’t believe its real…Gina comes on at #92 to sort things out. #51 was a believer from the beginning.
My favourite Teams formed at #1 and #39.
Some other good ideas for linking up at #3, #5, #15, but NOT #91 as noted by #103
#99 d Me Too! re: Perez.
#59 is advice but I, personally, don’t believe it would solve anything. #103 seems like a good idea to me, though.
I also disagree with #5 – wet, soapy drain hair is, in fact, both “icky” and gross.
And #35, Canadians so totally can act like this – but they’d never let an American see it, that’s fersure;)
#104 is funny but Claw rocks my world in this one at #67 and #74.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Oct 5, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 2
#104
WanderingPenguin
:O It’s been a long time since I was wished “Happy Thanksgiving” in October on a predominantly American board.
Team Team Cassandra!
Oct 5, 2007 at 11:41 am rating: 0
#105
WanderingPenguin
Just had a look at the link that Raincloud alluded to. That’s some of the most biting satire since Borat. In fact, I think they are carrying it a bit too far.
If you don’t think it’s satire, go take a look at the “profiles” of some of the moderators – especially use their links to jump to some “MySpace” pages. I especially like the song choices of “Sister Mabel” on her MySpace page!
Oct 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm rating: 0
#106
Mr DeBakey
Anna, you Banana
It’s a parody site
At least I hope so
Like Jesus’ General
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/
As for hating Pubic Hairs, remember they’re pretty in pink
http://www.folica.com/cgi-bin/page.cgi?p=zoomed&ID=2586
Oct 5, 2007 at 1:05 pm rating: 0
#107
Raincloud
I still haven’t made my mind up whether its parody or real. I will keep a watch on it and see if they give anything away
Oct 5, 2007 at 1:33 pm rating: 0
#108
WanderingPenguin
Raincloud, if you want to see if they “give anything away”, go to the tab marked “The Yanks” and carefully read their “profiles”. That should start you down the right path.
Oct 5, 2007 at 2:15 pm rating: 0
#109
Chrissie
This should be a clinical study on the progression on agression and why not…..the passing of disease.
Oct 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm rating: 0
#110
Team Cassandra
WP – now that *is* funny…I told people, today, that I had been totally offended by that site…and, actually, I was telling them that even though it offended me I found a deep teaching there. It never even occurred to me that Raincloud’s link was a satire…
Also, thanks for joining my team’s Team! Like you, I will prolly avoid tea this Thanksgiving and just have dinner:)
Oct 5, 2007 at 6:23 pm rating: 0
#111
anna-banana
Thanks!!!!
I was getting VERY scary & yucky feelings about that site. Ick!!!!
I’m happy to have been set straight.
Yes, I am a big fat banana.
Oct 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm rating: 0
#112
WanderingPenguin
It didn’t occur to me, either…until I looked a little bit deeper. Something about one of the comments the “MOD” made against the post of an outsider made a little light come on. I don’t remember what he said, but I went to the tabs with their profiles and it started to piece together a bit better.
LOL @ the tea comment! Mmmm….turkey, turnips and tea …. sweet alliterative nectar of the Gods!
Oct 6, 2007 at 12:13 am rating: 0
#113
dawn
Too bad that the notes have since been removed. I was hoping that Lisa would figure out who the culprit was and that we would get follow up video of the “personal talk”. I bet that at least one participant would have gotten snatched “cat-raggedy”, as we say around here. Can you say GLOW, boys and girls?
Team No Way In Hell I’m Sharing One Bathroom With Nine Other Broads – not in a dorm, not ever.
Oct 6, 2007 at 6:30 pm rating: 0
#114
joebec
i just love the smileys and the penises!! how fun!
Oct 9, 2007 at 1:33 pm rating: 0
#115
Brother McGregor
We are getting a lot of hits from this link so I was curious and have popped by for a visit. What do i find but a bunch of adults(?) giggling over a cartoon phallus.
Surely you all could be engaged in something more fruitful and productive?
At anyrate…since you are obviously cursed we have awarded this blog our cursed award. Send me an email if you want the html script.
Oh and the site is not a joke. We were merely rewritten by some joker who was on our ministry but he turned out to be a cad. WE will not be allowing anyone from the internet now to join the online ministry as a result. You will see that the British profiles are as they always were. We caught this person before he had time to mistreat any more of our trust.
So go get your award. Thank us civilly and then move on.
Yours In Christ
Brother Ian McGregor
Oct 15, 2007 at 3:53 pm rating: 0
#116
Brother McGregor
We are getting a lot of hits from this link so I was curious and have popped by for a visit. What do i find but a bunch of adults(?) giggling over a cartoon phallus.
Surely you all could be engaged in something more fruitful and productive?
At any rate…since you are obviously cursed we have awarded this blog our cursed award. Send me an email if you want the html script.
Oh and the site is not a joke. We were merely rewritten by some joker who was on our ministry but he turned out to be a cad. WE will not be allowing anyone from the internet now to join the online ministry as a result. You will see that the British profiles are as they always were. We caught this person before he had time to mistreat any more of our trust.
So go get your award. Thank us civilly and then move on.
Yours In Christ
Brother Ian McGregor
Oct 15, 2007 at 3:56 pm rating: 0
#117
Anonymous
Is it just me, or was #118/119 a PAN?
Nov 8, 2007 at 2:29 am rating: 0
#118
alix
I’m for Team Lisa. Bat shit nuts as she is at the end, you have to be a real juvenille asshole to deface a fairly reasonable request in that way. I’m giving Lisa the benifet of the doubt that there were actually clumps of hair in the drain, which often happens when long haired people shower and is pretty nasty. No one wants to step in it, and it clogs the drain. What’s funny is that I had a roommate who left notes complaining about hair in the bathroom, when only she or my other roommate could have been the culprits, given that I don’t have long black hair. Any if perchance, this person was shaving their pubes and leaving it in the shower, ew, they deserve the hostility.
Nov 8, 2007 at 6:54 pm rating: 0
#119
Katherine Donovan
I love how Lisa still uses the pink pen in her last note.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:24 am rating: 0
#120
Tacky Fabulous
The beauty of it is: this is a college student. Imagine how much less articulate the whole thing would be if it was a Vo-tech bathroom?
Nov 20, 2007 at 9:55 pm rating: 0
#121
niteraven
This is really a piece of fried gold. I truly hope it isn’t fake… sort of like a kid hopes that the Great Pumpkin is real.
Even if it is, however, you have to look at it in what I refer to as the “Crop Circle Effect”. If its “real”, if its not…. Its still GENIUS and a true work of art.
I am of the opinion that any time you put ten girls on one floor anywhere in the world, you are asking for SERIOUS trouble. Guys just generally punch each other in the face. Girls are P/A professionals.
Nov 23, 2007 at 6:46 am rating: 0
#122
Sharon J
OMG, this is hilarious. I like how it gets angrier.
Feb 26, 2008 at 1:32 pm rating: 1
#123
Jenny
After the first 2-3 notes they just got retarded. But they are funny.
Mar 26, 2008 at 12:30 am rating: 0
#124
Alie
Lisa’s tone through the notes just *cracks me up*. Especially the “Excuse me”–bwahahaha!
Also, I love that Brother Ian MacGregor showed up.
Apr 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm rating: 0
#125
Olivia
I’ve been on this website for a few months and this is still, in my opinion, the best. So, so funny.
I’m Team Lisa, although I know that’s definitely not a popular inclination. I’m sorry, but hair in the shower drain is just gross.
Apr 25, 2008 at 3:26 pm rating: 0
#126
PopeOnARope
I’m surprised! No DNA test to find the offender? How silly of them, such a simple solution!
May 7, 2008 at 8:38 am rating: 0
#127
artstarr
LoL. i like how she’s civil at first. then turns into an angry skanky at the end.
Jun 1, 2008 at 2:22 am rating: 0
#128
Jen
I have to say I’ve got to side with Lisa on this one. I mean, I realize one or two stray hairs in a shower are unavoidable, because, hey, it’s a shower. We can’t seriously expect every single girl to pick up every single hair that falls out of her head.
However, if it’s pubic hairs that she’s talking about…Ew. When I lived in a dorm, I found pubic hairs everywhere in the bathroom- on the toilet seat, on the stall floor, even on *the sink* once.
Hair is ok as long as it isn’t coming from down below…
Jun 19, 2008 at 9:17 pm rating: 0
#129
katie
I don’t think the handwriting is the same. If you look at the “u” in sucks, it curls at the end…none of lisa’s u’s do this.
Jun 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm rating: 0
#130
Brigitte
So has anyone fact-checked her claims by investigating the webmd.com reference?
Sounds like some pretty serious stuff.
Jul 9, 2008 at 3:42 am rating: 0
#131
Brigitte
P.S. God I hate people like her soooo much!!
Jul 9, 2008 at 3:42 am rating: 0
#132
Kofi Bean
hahahaha this one is the best. Look at the handwritting: so sweet at first and becoming more and more agressive. Love it!
Jul 24, 2008 at 5:58 am rating: 0
#133 i am seriously like gonna hyperventilate and die, and it will be your fault
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Oct 21, 2008 at 8:00 pm rating: 0
#134
deeksdigs
oh yeah….she’s definitely armed and on her way to the rooftop in a tu-tu and combat boots. Mark my words.
Nov 1, 2008 at 5:44 am rating: 0
#135
Tech Guy
So… Lisa has a split personality? That makes this even better, if you ask me…
Nov 27, 2008 at 9:02 am rating: 0
#136
I should be studying
I realize this post was done ages ago, but I feel compelled to comment. The dorm I lived in my freshman and sophomore year had a guy who would cut your hair for like, $5. And pretty much every guy in the building got their hair cut by him bi-monthly (which was unfortunate considering he could only do buzz cuts). Here’s the problem, this guy performed his services in the 2nd floor bathroom and he never vacuumed or swept up any of the hair. So there was definitely A LOT OF HAIR on the floor. I’m not Lisa, but I can understand where she’s coming from. I never wrote notes either, instead I would just talk loudly to suitemates about how rude it was in the hall near his door. Just another method of passive-aggression.
Dec 17, 2008 at 5:12 am rating: 0
#137
Hillary
This is one of the reasons why I despise the majority of girls. The whore in green writing is a filthy good-for-nothing who I hope gets her own assish treatment back x100.
Jan 12, 2009 at 11:25 am rating: 0
#138
sara h
aaahhh i love how the handwriting gets progressively worse
Jan 31, 2009 at 4:12 am rating: 0
#139
Claire
Oh please. Body hair is not unsanitary. Since when? The introduction of the idea that adult female genitalia are never supposed to mature, I suspect. Fuck that shit.
Body *fluids* can be unsanitary…some of which can remain on body hair, but not the same thing.
Either way, it’s rude not to clean up after yourself.
Feb 17, 2009 at 3:52 pm rating: 0
#140
martin
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PICTURE OF A CUMSHOT TO THE FACE IS HIlAAAARIOUS!!!
Mar 16, 2009 at 2:35 pm rating: 0
#141
Chris
This is the best capturing of someone’s descent into madness I have ever seen… and it’s caused by something so small and easily overlooked!
I truly hope this is real.
May 8, 2009 at 11:29 am rating: 0
#142
Ben
I like the use of multi-colored markers in the first note. Nothing says I care like taking the time to write a note with 2 different colors to soften the blow.
Jun 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm rating: 0
#143
Missing Lunch
It had to have been head hair – the note writer said “clean your head.” If it isn’t a pube it might be gross and all and hard to look at but it isn’t filth.
Jun 29, 2009 at 11:11 am rating: 0
#144
john
Lisa didn’t write the “sucks dick” part. The “u” in sucks has a tail. Lisa’s “u”s dont’ have tails.
Nov 8, 2009 at 1:01 am rating: 0
#145
roze
99.9% of females are bitches and won’t do what another female tells them to do, so i’m pretty sure this is real.
Dec 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm rating: 0
#146 maybe you should switch to body wash? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
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Dec 9, 2009 at 9:22 pm rating: 0
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