gina from santa cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. says gina, “i love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so i figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” indeed, gina, indeed! the progression here, from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is classic.
and a webmd.com citation? major bonus points. gina also sent in a (small-ish) photo of the whole scene. UPDATE: gina responds to team fake!
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129 responses so far ↓
#1 Jack
I’m not sure which is more passive aggressive, here. Team You Both Suck?
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:38 pm rating: 0
#2 Edwin
This is great!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:39 pm rating: 0
#3 lola
I cannot comment until I get:
Wikipedia link to “sanitary”
Ebay link for a “delouser”, and
Mental Health Insitute link for “bat-shit crazy”
puh-leeze
Thank you, Scary, uh, Hairy, uh.. oh fuck it
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:40 pm rating: +1
#4 Lashes
That cartoon dick was fucking delicious!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:41 pm rating: 0
#5 Rufus T. Firefly
Team penis doodler. If it’s hair, and in the drain of the bathtub, it’s CLEAN. It’s probably the cleanest stuff in the damned house.
Unless, of course, said hair is something like pubic hair on the rim of the toilet bowl … then Lisa has bigger problems, like: is one of her roommates sasquatch?
Hair is hair. We’re all mammals, Lisa, and body hair–despite what your puritan mother told you, isn’t unsanitary, or “icky” or gross.
HTH,
Rufus
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:42 pm rating: 0
#6 Canthz_B
Lisa never says she doesn’t do the deed. Go for it Anytime Stan, just don’t deep throat her…she may upchuck!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:47 pm rating: 0
#7 GVI
That hair and filth was fucking delicious.
Is Lisa related to Anthony Grosso or something?
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:48 pm rating: 0
#8 morpho aurora
wow! wonder how long it took her to get from P-A to flat fucking nuts? i love the last sign
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:51 pm rating: 0
#9 Canthz_B
Lisa, look in the mirror, you’re pulling your own hair out, you lunatic!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:53 pm rating: 0
#10 Wade
Ohhh, nasty. I thought it said hasty.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:54 pm rating: +1
#11 GVI
I love the fact that she just ignored the doodles and kept ranting about the hair. I guess she does suck dick.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:55 pm rating: 0
#12 Sharona
Maybe she does, but only if the guy waxes.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:57 pm rating: +1
#13 Canthz_B
Lisa only goes down if the man is shaved!
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:58 pm rating: +1
#14 GVI
Damn we are off topic already, lol.
Oct 3, 2007 at 11:59 pm rating: 0
#15 Canthz_B
Dear Lisa, while next on Webmd.com, please look up Trichophobia.
Thanks, your loving roomies.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:02 am rating: 0
#16 Furu
I love not only how she progresses from the sweet little ‘Please don’t… <3′ to ‘STOP YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKER’ at the end, but her handwriting changes as well. Stereotypical girly girl at the beginning, with all the letters, upper and lowercase, cutely rounded and of uniform size, progressing to the angry and rage-filled handwriting at the end, which is really just all over the place.
Oddly though she keeps the pink pen throughout. Go figure!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:02 am rating: +1
#17 aliz
What I love is how hair-hater’s handwriting gets progressively worse in each successive note. It goes from smiley tight-ass to unhinged.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:06 am rating: 0
#18 Potbelly
Exquisite. I love how the handwriting deteriorates steadily from prissy and bubbly to irregular and jagged. And the illustrations? Priceless.
Team motherfucker in here who doesn’t give a shit about SCIENCE!
(Not really, I’m actually too delighted by Red Ink Psycho to side against her)
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:07 am rating: 0
#19 WanderingPenguin
Hmmm. I wonder how “Gina” got a hold of all of these notes? And why she has them all taped to the wall in some kind of shrine to Lisa? All that’s missing - or maybe not - are a few candles and a huge picture of Lisa in the middle.
I think there’s some really sick shit yet to happen in that house.
Also, the way the handwriting goes from neatly formed on foolscap sheets to chicken scratch on unlined notepatch is of psychotic proportions. And did anyone else think the two “separate” comments on the sheet with the webmd link looked amazingly similar? Is it possible Lisa is actually the only one IN that house?
I keep looking for the “Bates Motel” stationery.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:08 am rating: 0
#20 WanderingPenguin
That’s “notePAD” not “notePATCH”. Got a little ahead of myself there. Or behind, actually.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:09 am rating: 0
#21 Canthz_B
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:13 am rating: 0
#22 Candice
I have to wonder whether Lisa is complaining about a random stray hair or two (unavoidable, really), or something that’s actually complaint-worthy. From the number of notes, and the handwriting (matches that of other control-freaks that I’ve known), I’m betting on the former. Calm the fuck down, Lisa. Just don’t lick the counters!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:16 am rating: 0
#23 agirlie
My absolute all time fave PAN collection. I adore how it goes from smiley face and heart to, as lola put it, bat-shit crazy. I would love to see the time line on this one. Was it a week, two, a month before she snapped and became insane. And I LOVE love love the note vandalism. Nothin’ eggs the crazies on more than note vandalism.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:18 am rating: +1
#24 lola
THESE NOTES ARE A SCAM.
After further handwriting analysis, the penis doodler and the note-writer are one-in-the-same.
*Notice the k in ‘dick’ and in ‘talk’
*Also, the Ls in ‘Lisa’
liar, liar, pubes on fire…
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:22 am rating: 0
#25 lola
Also, the pen gets lighter with each note, which tells me they were written in quick succession. If they were spaced out, the pen would have time to recoup.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:23 am rating: 0
#26 Olivia
I can’t stop laughing long enough to think of a proper comment (as usual). *sits back and reads the others*
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:26 am rating: 0
#27 WanderingPenguin
I was actually noticing the same thing, lola, about the pink pen. The handwriting is really close, too. And I still want to know how one person (who is NOT Lisa, apparently) ended up with ALL the notes in one collection on her wall?
Team Fake Notes FTW
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 am rating: 0
#28 GVI
Awesome sleuthing Lola, I think I might actually agree with you, but oh well, Team Nasty Motherfucker!!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 am rating: 0
#29 Mela
Maybe there were only a few minutes between notes. And LISA VANDALIZED THEM HERSELF. The call is coming from inside the house.
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:30 am rating: 0
#30 Andy
Wow, this is a wonderful set. I love the heart and smiley face in the first note, and how the last few notes are just scrawled out, as a testament to her fury.
The double-underlining of “science”, “PIGS” and “infect” are nice, as well. It’s a nice progression.
I wonder which part finally made things totally out-of-control: the continued leper hair being shed, or the dingy-doodles?
I must say that the doodler was the one that pushed things from hearts and smiles to motherfuckers and death. Well done, I must say.
Ahh, college life. It’s such a good way to prepare for the working world, where you’ll actually be PAID to leave insane notes at your workplace. Yay!
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:32 am rating: 0
#31 JMac
Great note series, but I just love that the thread title is a (hopefully intentional) Ben Folds reference .
Oct 4, 2007 at 12:59 am rating: 0
#32 Jackie Danicki » Best passive-aggressive note saga EVER
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Oct 4, 2007 at 1:06 am rating: 0
#33 Siegs
Hooray for Ben Folds! “Black tears are falling down her face . . .”
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:15 am rating: 0
#34 Suebob
Lisa is obviously NOT Canadian (see previous post).
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:24 am rating: 0
#35 MB
a personal chat???
I’d be on team everyone else if it weren’t for the threat of a personal chat. The thought of that scares the crap out of me - enough to be on team dick-sucker.
Oct 4, 2007 at 1:41 am rating: 0
#36 rajbot
wow, if this is on Team Real it is Team Fucking Brilliant.
Oct 4, 2007 at 2:02 am rating: 0
#37 Down10
I wonder what the time-span is on these notes. Days? Weeks? Months? She has totally gone Howard Hughes by the end there.
Oct 4, 2007 at 4:17 am rating: 0
#38 Khak
Notewriter says someone keeps vandalizing her notes. But she keeps vandalizing the WALL with her notes. Notes which then suck up all the airborn filth everytime the toilet gets flushed. Team noteless walls.
Oct 4, 2007 at 4:24 am rating: 0
#39 Scooter
She went from pleasant to Samuel L. Jackson in four notes. Impressive.
She has science, people. SCIENCE.
Oct 4, 2007 at 7:25 am rating: 0
#40 Alison
It would have been a great exchange, had they not been fake.
::yawns::
Oct 4, 2007 at 7:50 am rating: 0
#41 Michelle
Seriously now. Your mother doesn’t live at the dorms.
And if she did, she’d tell you girls shed like nasty puppies and you’re lucky you don’t find hair in your mac n’ cheese.
Calm down, take a moment and deeeeeep breath.
Team Lisa sucks dick.
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:26 am rating: 0
#42 Goopie
I am sure the notes are fake. The handwriting analysis is dead on, and there is some similarity between the testicles of the vandal penises and the heart on the first note. The dead giveaway, though, is the blatant attempt to score as many PAN tags as possible (smileys, death threats, bathroom pubic hair, underlines, rebuttals, and on and on). The note was written to the PAN standard, very self-consciously so. Are we witnessing a sort of PAN Observer’s Paradox?
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:33 am rating: 0
#43 Katy
Hrmm… I have to agree that the notes look fabricated. However, it’s entertaining to see that someone is sad enough to fake some P-A notes…
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:34 am rating: 0
#44 Adam
How are you putting this in the passive agressive category? She said shes gonna rip the other girls fucking hair out, and she signed her name. To me that sounds a little more like “it’s on Bitch” than passive agressive.
Aside from my splitting hairs( i don’t mean this to be a pun, Actually yeah i did you crazy motherfuckers), I liked the content, it makes you feel alive again. I lived in a dorm with my girlfriend and this girl is lucky to have been warned that many times. I’ve seen girls brawl over shit like borrowing a shirt and not giving it back.
Anyways im off topic:
That Gina was fucking delicious…
Oct 4, 2007 at 8:59 am rating: 0
#45 lola
Whoever faked the notes - would you please step forward and claim your handiwork? C’mon, you know you wanna take credit for these beauties!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:00 am rating: 0
#46 Team Cassandra
So cute! They’re fighting - but with notes…
for that kinda conversation I usually use yelling.
I wonder what the climate is like in *that* place.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:02 am rating: 0
#47 Mishee
I wonder if the recipient of the note is related to the Rocket Pube guy.
This is the best posting I have seen probably since Anthony’s Song!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:05 am rating: 0
#48 Al Hanso
Awesome notes all around.
10 girls sharing one bathroom is crazy. That’s something I’d expect in Mexico.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:10 am rating: 0
#49 nate
I love how the penmanship goes from “sweet sorority girl” to “psycho serial killer” in no time at all. Just proves my theory that lurking inside every Kappa? Is a monster.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:23 am rating: 0
#50 Katzndogz
My day started out pretty bad, but after clicking onto this site and the first thing I see is a cartoon penis, I knew that my day was going to get a whole lot better.
I don’t think the last two notes were written by the same person. Look at the e’s. They are entirely different. Even in the “nasty motherfucker” note where her writing starts to degenerate, she still writes her e’s the same way. I think the last two are someone imping her.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:25 am rating: 0
#51 Katzndogz
Nevermind, I just noticed that she changes the style of her e’s in the same note. Even in the same word. Motherfucker has two different types of e’s. That’s just…..bizarre. I hope I never meet this woman, whether the notes are real or fake.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:32 am rating: 0
#52 Fraulein N
Ladies. Ladies. Honestly, I expect better penis doodles at the college level. C’mon, use your SCIENCE!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:34 am rating: +1
#53 mere
regardless if the notes are fake, they are pretty funny.
jesus would be proud .. just don’t park in the bathtub.
team terry!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:36 am rating: 0
#54 T-Bone
Saw a wallpaper sample at Home Depot the other day called “Lisa’s Notes”– looks just like this– I ordered a few rolls for my niece’s new apartment.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:42 am rating: 0
#55 Mary
It’s in the passive aggressive category because notes are ALWAYS passive aggressive. If you’re too chicken to actually TALK to a person face to face, then you are being passive aggressive.
Things like this aren’t solved by notes. A note is like, “I’m out tonight” or “Could you pick up milk if you have a chance?”
Not this.
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:43 am rating: 0
#56 Inner Space
Oh man, it’s not just the tone of the notes, it’s the very cohesivity, the lettering, the grammar, it all goes downhill. It’s like watching someone plunge into the depths of insanity, little by little. All because of a cartoon penis.
I love it!
Oct 4, 2007 at 9:55 am rating: 0
#57 turrboenvy
The guy(s) Lisa is blowing (Terry?) must have rocket pubes. She’s all *garglegargle* and they’re all pshew pshew.
I’m on Team Lisa Is Vandalizing Her Own Notes. Look at the K in “dick” on the first note and the K in “like” in the 4th note (”I will pull out your hair motherfucker”). They are exactly the same.
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:28 am rating: 0
#58 Anonymous
my god, this floor is filled with a ton of hateful people
but yea it sounds like 1 or 2 people are leaving the hair everywhere and the rest of the dorm is against them
why not just go door to door and ask who did what?
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:40 am rating: 0
#59 Anonymous
oh yea, 4th not doesnt have “- lisa” on it, its written by someone else (obviously) apart from the handwriting the whole tone is different
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:42 am rating: 0
#60 Anonymous
note*
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:42 am rating: 0
#61 e
I love how you people are all detective like with these notes….
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:47 am rating: 0
#62 Mishee
If I lived in this dorm, I would’ve definitely been planting even MORE hair just to piss her off and exacerbate the situation! In fact, I might even go as far as to drive her to a Clocktower Massacre, I’m that good at what I do.
(Being the youngest of 8 makes you an excellent instigator…)
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:50 am rating: 0
#63 Anonymous
oh please, it just looks like some woman isnt gettin laid and is pissed that another is. >=o penis envy ftw
Oct 4, 2007 at 10:55 am rating: 0
#64 leslie
Love it - the cartoon penis plus a web md pug makes the series.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:06 am rating: 0
#65 Andy
Well, OK. If we’re doing a CSI investigation here, the first photo is obviously Photoshopped, like it was a whole bunch of pictures slapped together, then cut apart again. Look at the bottom of that top note in the first picture.
Fake, real, who cares. It’s funny.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:31 am rating: 0
#66 claw71
Cartoon schlongs are always entertaining but this series of notes is just a little too perfect. It’s almost as if somebody created this thread so they could get their handiwork displayed on this site.
Don’t lie to me like I’m Montel Williams.
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 0
#67 Jaybird
Holy psycho batman!
Oct 4, 2007 at 11:35 am rating: 0