Losing Lisa

October 3rd, 2007 · 156 comments

Gina from Santa Cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. Says gina, “I love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so I figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” Indeed, Gina, indeed! The progression here from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is classic. And a webmd.com citation? Major bonus points.

Dear girls

dear nasty motherfucker

body hair is unsanitary

This floor is home to PIGS

Gina also sent in a (small-ish) photo of the whole scene.

UPDATE: Gina responds to team fake!

related: I think it’s going to be a long long time

FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · college life · die bitch die · eww · excessive underlining · internet citation · It's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · most popular notes of 2007 · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · Santa Cruz · shower · smiley · that's disgusting · that's unsanitary


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  • #1   Jack

    I’m not sure which is more passive aggressive, here. Team You Both Suck?

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:38 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Edwin

    This is great!

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   joseph

      I agree , especially the part where she writes:
      “motherfocker”

      May 16, 2008 at 10:24 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   lola bang

    I cannot comment until I get:
    Wikipedia link to “sanitary”
    Ebay link for a “delouser”, and
    Mental Health Insitute link for “bat-shit crazy”
    puh-leeze

    Thank you, Scary, uh, Hairy, uh.. oh fuck it

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:40 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Lashes

    That cartoon dick was fucking delicious!

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:41 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Miki

      Hmmm… did you try it?

      Jan 15, 2009 at 4:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Rufus T. Firefly

    Team penis doodler. If it’s hair, and in the drain of the bathtub, it’s CLEAN. It’s probably the cleanest stuff in the damned house.

    Unless, of course, said hair is something like pubic hair on the rim of the toilet bowl … then Lisa has bigger problems, like: is one of her roommates sasquatch?

    Hair is hair. We’re all mammals, Lisa, and body hair–despite what your puritan mother told you, isn’t unsanitary, or “icky” or gross.

    HTH,
    Rufus

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:42 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    Lisa never says she doesn’t do the deed. Go for it Anytime Stan, just don’t deep throat her…she may upchuck!

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   GVI bang

    That hair and filth was fucking delicious.

    Is Lisa related to Anthony Grosso or something?

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Brigitte

      THANKS, TERRY!!

      Jul 9, 2008 at 3:39 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   morpho aurora bang

    wow! wonder how long it took her to get from P-A to flat fucking nuts? i love the last sign

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:51 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    Lisa, look in the mirror, you’re pulling your own hair out, you lunatic!

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Wade bang

    Ohhh, nasty. I thought it said hasty.

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:54 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   GVI bang

    I love the fact that she just ignored the doodles and kept ranting about the hair. I guess she does suck dick.

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Sharona bang

    Maybe she does, but only if the guy waxes.

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:57 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    Lisa only goes down if the man is shaved!

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   GVI bang

    Damn we are off topic already, lol.

    Oct 3, 2007 at 11:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Dear Lisa, while next on Webmd.com, please look up Trichophobia.

    Thanks, your loving roomies.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:02 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Furu

    I love not only how she progresses from the sweet little ‘Please don’t… <3′ to ‘STOP YOU NASTY MOTHERFUCKER’ at the end, but her handwriting changes as well. Stereotypical girly girl at the beginning, with all the letters, upper and lowercase, cutely rounded and of uniform size, progressing to the angry and rage-filled handwriting at the end, which is really just all over the place.

    Oddly though she keeps the pink pen throughout. Go figure!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:02 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   aliz

    What I love is how hair-hater’s handwriting gets progressively worse in each successive note. It goes from smiley tight-ass to unhinged.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:06 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Potbelly

    Exquisite. I love how the handwriting deteriorates steadily from prissy and bubbly to irregular and jagged. And the illustrations? Priceless.

    Team motherfucker in here who doesn’t give a shit about SCIENCE!

    (Not really, I’m actually too delighted by Red Ink Psycho to side against her)

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:07 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   WanderingPenguin bang

    Hmmm. I wonder how “Gina” got a hold of all of these notes? And why she has them all taped to the wall in some kind of shrine to Lisa? All that’s missing – or maybe not – are a few candles and a huge picture of Lisa in the middle.

    I think there’s some really sick shit yet to happen in that house.

    Also, the way the handwriting goes from neatly formed on foolscap sheets to chicken scratch on unlined notepatch is of psychotic proportions. And did anyone else think the two “separate” comments on the sheet with the webmd link looked amazingly similar? Is it possible Lisa is actually the only one IN that house?

    I keep looking for the “Bates Motel” stationery.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:08 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   WanderingPenguin bang

    That’s “notePAD” not “notePATCH”. Got a little ahead of myself there. Or behind, actually.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:09 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    :-P

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Candice

    I have to wonder whether Lisa is complaining about a random stray hair or two (unavoidable, really), or something that’s actually complaint-worthy. From the number of notes, and the handwriting (matches that of other control-freaks that I’ve known), I’m betting on the former. Calm the fuck down, Lisa. Just don’t lick the counters!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   agirlie

    My absolute all time fave PAN collection. I adore how it goes from smiley face and heart to, as lola put it, bat-shit crazy. I would love to see the time line on this one. Was it a week, two, a month before she snapped and became insane. And I LOVE love love the note vandalism. Nothin’ eggs the crazies on more than note vandalism.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:18 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   lola bang

    THESE NOTES ARE A SCAM.

    After further handwriting analysis, the penis doodler and the note-writer are one-in-the-same.

    *Notice the k in ‘dick’ and in ‘talk’
    *Also, the Ls in ‘Lisa’

    liar, liar, pubes on fire…

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:22 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Miki

      “liar, liar, pubes on fire…”

      Yes, but waxed.

      Jan 15, 2009 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   lola bang

    Also, the pen gets lighter with each note, which tells me they were written in quick succession. If they were spaced out, the pen would have time to recoup.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Olivia

    I can’t stop laughing long enough to think of a proper comment (as usual). *sits back and reads the others*

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   WanderingPenguin bang

    I was actually noticing the same thing, lola, about the pink pen. The handwriting is really close, too. And I still want to know how one person (who is NOT Lisa, apparently) ended up with ALL the notes in one collection on her wall?

    Team Fake Notes FTW

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   GVI bang

    Awesome sleuthing Lola, I think I might actually agree with you, but oh well, Team Nasty Motherfucker!!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Mela

    Maybe there were only a few minutes between notes. And LISA VANDALIZED THEM HERSELF. The call is coming from inside the house.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:30 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Andy bang

    Wow, this is a wonderful set. I love the heart and smiley face in the first note, and how the last few notes are just scrawled out, as a testament to her fury.

    The double-underlining of “science”, “PIGS” and “infect” are nice, as well. It’s a nice progression.

    I wonder which part finally made things totally out-of-control: the continued leper hair being shed, or the dingy-doodles?

    I must say that the doodler was the one that pushed things from hearts and smiles to motherfuckers and death. Well done, I must say.

    Ahh, college life. It’s such a good way to prepare for the working world, where you’ll actually be PAID to leave insane notes at your workplace. Yay!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   JMac

    Great note series, but I just love that the thread title is a (hopefully intentional) Ben Folds reference .

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Siegs

    Hooray for Ben Folds! “Black tears are falling down her face . . .”

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Suebob

    Lisa is obviously NOT Canadian (see previous post).

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   MB

    a personal chat???

    I’d be on team everyone else if it weren’t for the threat of a personal chat. The thought of that scares the crap out of me – enough to be on team dick-sucker.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   rajbot

    wow, if this is on Team Real it is Team Fucking Brilliant.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 2:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Down10

    I wonder what the time-span is on these notes. Days? Weeks? Months? She has totally gone Howard Hughes by the end there.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 4:17 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Khak

    Notewriter says someone keeps vandalizing her notes. But she keeps vandalizing the WALL with her notes. Notes which then suck up all the airborn filth everytime the toilet gets flushed. Team noteless walls.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 4:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Scooter

    She went from pleasant to Samuel L. Jackson in four notes. Impressive.

    She has science, people. SCIENCE.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 7:25 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Alison bang

    It would have been a great exchange, had they not been fake.

    ::yawns::

    Oct 4, 2007 at 7:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Michelle

    Seriously now. Your mother doesn’t live at the dorms.
    And if she did, she’d tell you girls shed like nasty puppies and you’re lucky you don’t find hair in your mac n’ cheese.
    Calm down, take a moment and deeeeeep breath.

    Team Lisa sucks dick.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 8:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Goopie

    I am sure the notes are fake. The handwriting analysis is dead on, and there is some similarity between the testicles of the vandal penises and the heart on the first note. The dead giveaway, though, is the blatant attempt to score as many PAN tags as possible (smileys, death threats, bathroom pubic hair, underlines, rebuttals, and on and on). The note was written to the PAN standard, very self-consciously so. Are we witnessing a sort of PAN Observer’s Paradox?

    Oct 4, 2007 at 8:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Katy

    Hrmm… I have to agree that the notes look fabricated. However, it’s entertaining to see that someone is sad enough to fake some P-A notes…

    Oct 4, 2007 at 8:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Adam

    How are you putting this in the passive agressive category? She said shes gonna rip the other girls fucking hair out, and she signed her name. To me that sounds a little more like “it’s on Bitch” than passive agressive.
    Aside from my splitting hairs( i don’t mean this to be a pun, Actually yeah i did you crazy motherfuckers), I liked the content, it makes you feel alive again. I lived in a dorm with my girlfriend and this girl is lucky to have been warned that many times. I’ve seen girls brawl over shit like borrowing a shirt and not giving it back.
    Anyways im off topic:
    That Gina was fucking delicious…

    Oct 4, 2007 at 8:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   Qwerty

      Well, it’s a note, not a shriek of a rage closely followed by Lisa attempting to gouge out the eyes of the offender.

      Jun 2, 2008 at 4:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #43.2   karly

      thank you.
      any passive-aggressive OR aggressive NOTE is… passive-aggressive.

      Aug 4, 2009 at 11:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   lola bang

    Whoever faked the notes – would you please step forward and claim your handiwork? C’mon, you know you wanna take credit for these beauties!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Team Cassandra bang

    So cute! They’re fighting – but with notes…

    for that kinda conversation I usually use yelling.

    I wonder what the climate is like in *that* place.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Mishee bang

    I wonder if the recipient of the note is related to the Rocket Pube guy.

    This is the best posting I have seen probably since Anthony’s Song!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Al Hanso

    Awesome notes all around.

    10 girls sharing one bathroom is crazy. That’s something I’d expect in Mexico.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   nate

    I love how the penmanship goes from “sweet sorority girl” to “psycho serial killer” in no time at all. Just proves my theory that lurking inside every Kappa? Is a monster.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Katzndogz bang

    My day started out pretty bad, but after clicking onto this site and the first thing I see is a cartoon penis, I knew that my day was going to get a whole lot better.

    I don’t think the last two notes were written by the same person. Look at the e’s. They are entirely different. Even in the “nasty motherfucker” note where her writing starts to degenerate, she still writes her e’s the same way. I think the last two are someone imping her.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Katzndogz bang

    Nevermind, I just noticed that she changes the style of her e’s in the same note. Even in the same word. Motherfucker has two different types of e’s. That’s just…..bizarre. I hope I never meet this woman, whether the notes are real or fake.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:32 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Fraulein N bang

    Ladies. Ladies. Honestly, I expect better penis doodles at the college level. C’mon, use your SCIENCE!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:34 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   mere bang

    regardless if the notes are fake, they are pretty funny.
    jesus would be proud .. just don’t park in the bathtub.
    team terry!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   T-Bone

    Saw a wallpaper sample at Home Depot the other day called “Lisa’s Notes”– looks just like this– I ordered a few rolls for my niece’s new apartment.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:42 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Mary

    It’s in the passive aggressive category because notes are ALWAYS passive aggressive. If you’re too chicken to actually TALK to a person face to face, then you are being passive aggressive.

    Things like this aren’t solved by notes. A note is like, “I’m out tonight” or “Could you pick up milk if you have a chance?”

    Not this.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Inner Space

    Oh man, it’s not just the tone of the notes, it’s the very cohesivity, the lettering, the grammar, it all goes downhill. It’s like watching someone plunge into the depths of insanity, little by little. All because of a cartoon penis.

    I love it!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   turrboenvy

    The guy(s) Lisa is blowing (Terry?) must have rocket pubes. She’s all *garglegargle* and they’re all pshew pshew.

    I’m on Team Lisa Is Vandalizing Her Own Notes. Look at the K in “dick” on the first note and the K in “like” in the 4th note (“I will pull out your hair motherfucker”). They are exactly the same.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Anonymous

    my god, this floor is filled with a ton of hateful people

    but yea it sounds like 1 or 2 people are leaving the hair everywhere and the rest of the dorm is against them

    why not just go door to door and ask who did what?

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Anonymous

    oh yea, 4th not doesnt have “- lisa” on it, its written by someone else (obviously) apart from the handwriting the whole tone is different

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Anonymous

    note*

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   e

    I love how you people are all detective like with these notes….

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Mishee bang

    If I lived in this dorm, I would’ve definitely been planting even MORE hair just to piss her off and exacerbate the situation! In fact, I might even go as far as to drive her to a Clocktower Massacre, I’m that good at what I do.

    (Being the youngest of 8 makes you an excellent instigator…)

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Anonymous

    oh please, it just looks like some woman isnt gettin laid and is pissed that another is. >=o penis envy ftw

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   leslie

    Love it – the cartoon penis plus a web md pug makes the series.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Andy

    Well, OK. If we’re doing a CSI investigation here, the first photo is obviously Photoshopped, like it was a whole bunch of pictures slapped together, then cut apart again. Look at the bottom of that top note in the first picture.

    Fake, real, who cares. It’s funny.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   claw71

    Cartoon schlongs are always entertaining but this series of notes is just a little too perfect. It’s almost as if somebody created this thread so they could get their handiwork displayed on this site.

    Don’t lie to me like I’m Montel Williams.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Jaybird

    Holy psycho batman!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   ijRoberts

    I’m going with Team Faker on this one, folks. Just as was stated in a previous comment, this note(s) has EVERY p/a point possible (including the good old website reference ripoff – I believe the original was the “m-w.com” plug.)

    It’s just too nice of a package. All the different notes, the slowly decaying state of mind… Remind anyone of another series that still gets frequently quoted (Thanks, Terry).

    It has all the points that the commenters love and more. It’s just TOO well done.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Mishee bang

    jjRoberts, the website reference could also be (Source: Google) – that one was just awesome.

    And remember, it is indeed not a good idea to flush prophylactics…

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   zsa

    I’m with Katzndogz~ having a sucky morning (HA) and on break the first thing I see is a pink “Dear Girls” with a big ol cartoon penis next to it. I almost spit out my coffee!
    Dont care if its fake or not- dont have time to analyze it- but it did make me laugh!

    ok, back to hell…oops, meant work.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   crystal

    I could understand the annoyance if there were pubic hairs laying everywhere but if she’s complaining about a few loose hairs in the shower she needs to get a grip… or find a good therapist to deal with this germ phobia Lisa has.
    The little penis drawn on there made me laugh, so even if this is fake I still love it.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   ian

    How soon will the bobbin’ green penis smiley be offered on forums?

    Oct 4, 2007 at 12:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   claw71

    If Lisa really does do some knob slobbing I have to say that I’m 100% on her side.

    Team Felatio.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   Mark O.

    This could be my favorite progression of P/A notes ever.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Mark O.

    WAIT OMG THE TITLE OF THIS POST IS A REFERENCE TO BEN FOLDS.

    I AM IN LOVE.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   s

    this might be my all time favorite.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   claw71

    Speaking of bobbing green penis, somebody caught the Ben Folds reference.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 1:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   WanderingPenguin bang

    Actually, the Ben Folds reference was caught more than one time on here. I have no idea how I missed it, but I’m self-flagellating even as we speak. :(

    Oct 4, 2007 at 2:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Heywood

    team fake

    Oct 4, 2007 at 2:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Mad Scribbler

    Go Team Penis Doodler!

    Lisa – Go back on the meds. Life was much simpler then.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 3:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Mishee bang

    As long as you are doing something to punish yourself WP! But someone will jump on you about that later, because they will not have read post #79… irony’s a bitch!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 3:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Lindsay

    how do you know the last one wasn’t a sarcastic response written by someone else? that’s how i read it. and i’m pretty sure they aren’t all creepily posted on someone’s wall in a lisa-shrine, they’re probably all on the bathroom wall where this hair-action (or lack thereof) is taking place.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 3:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, Lindsay, the last one was written in the same handwriting as at least one of the two notes immediately previous to it, so it was likely part of the same “thread”.

    As for the shrine vs bathroom wall idea: I’m not really sure what’s creepier – a collection of these in Gina’s hands or leaving them ALL up on the wall while they are added to so the meltdown can be analyzed scientifically?

    Not that I believe for a second that these are for real, mind you. But if they are… I am totally Team Lisa-Shrine.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 3:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Hannah

    Oh, dear god. I can’t tell you how many times this happened on the all girl’s floors where I lived. What IS it with girls and hair?

    Oct 4, 2007 at 3:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   WanderingPenguin bang

    Actually, I was wondering if this might have been the “experiment” that Claw mentioned several posts ago that he was running “behind the scenes”. Hmmm. Could this be the nefarious work of one in our midst?

    The mind boggles.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 3:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   GhostWriter

    Hey- Is there a pink Post-It note in the first pic that we haven’t seen, which explains it all?

    Something like; “Remember Girls, this is our 15 minutes of fame, so make Momma proud!”

    Oct 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   Spreggels

    #43: “[T]here is some similarity between the testicles of the vandal penises and the heart on the first note.”

    This could be the most amazing collection of words ever put down in sequence. Thank you.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 4:49 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Lucille

    Fake.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   Amperage

    this site is funny. by the way, try this gane out. www. truks.com. its a truicking simulations game.
    http://www.trukz.com

    Oct 4, 2007 at 6:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   Gina

    I can see why people are calling fake … it was too perfect. This whole thing started before I’d ever read this site, but once I did, I knew I had to photograph this collection. There are notes all over the floor but none quite this awesome.

    Not trying to convince you because that’s obviously impossible over the internet but I would like to clear up a few things that the commenters were confused about …

    These notes were taped on the bathroom wall. Nobody took them down because they were hilarious. I’m not a creep who has been collecting the notes. They were all taped to the same wall. They have since been taken down (probably by Lisa because the rest of us think it’s way too funny to take down.)

    The first picture is, indeed, photoshopped. I had too many different pictures to submit, so I photoshopped two onto the same background so i could submit them all.

    I have no idea if Lisa drew the doodles or not. I can see the similarities now. Regardless, whatever. As for the claim that the pen is dying, I’m pretty sure it’s not. If you look at the whole scene, the ones in maroon ink are pretty much the same throughout. The last one is obviously in a completely different pen.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 7:17 pm   rating: 62  small thumbs up

    • #89.1   amber

      its obvious to me that lisa vanalized them herself just look at the writing people

      Apr 20, 2009 at 9:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #90   Raincloud

    Make sure you girls don’t come across these baptist guys. they would have you chained to the kitchen sink.
    http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/

    Oct 4, 2007 at 7:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   BoggyWoggy

    Why the original “nice” notes? How about just start with the last one and get it over with!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 8:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   Olivia

    When I write my PA notes, I always forget to take pictures & submit them to this site…. I’m usually too busy being angry at having to write the note in the first place. Hmm.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Juliet bang

    Real or fake, I don’t care. I thoroughly enjoyed the progression from P-A to death threats. And whenever someone draws a dick like that on something, I always laugh.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:51 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   Andy bang

    Amen, Juliet.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 9:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   Jen

    Team It’s-got-to-be-a-fake-because-is-anyone-really-that-anal?

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   johnO

    The illustrations indicate that Lisa obviously lives with Perez Hilton. Love this one!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 10:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   anna-banana bang

    Good observation, johnO.

    And thanks for the link, #93. What a bunch of loser-freaks on that site. I had to post MY opinion on that freakshow website.

    Oh, and the notes…..like Andy, I think that Lisa should encourage a few criminology students to perfoem calculated testing…but more like DNA matching on the hair samples. Lisa sounds disturbed enough, so I suggest that she sneak into each roommate’s beauty-kit and steal a few hairs from their hairbrushes to submit for sampling.

    Then, she can “kill” the culprit as she promised.

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   Matt

    Why publish this obvious fake, but not my real submissions?? Grr, panotes.com!!!!

    Oct 4, 2007 at 11:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   WanderingPenguin bang

    Wow, whoever posted as “Gina” did more detective work than the rest of us put together.

    Still pretty sure it’s Claw, but if not, I prefer the Lisa-shrine theory. That’s so much more, erm…delicious.

    Oct 5, 2007 at 12:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   WanderingPenguin bang

    Uh, any way we can ban idiots like amperage with their unrelated links – and wtf is a truicking gane, anyhow?

    Oct 5, 2007 at 12:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   tweedle

    Some people really do not like pubic hair.

    They go ball-istic.
    They do the 5-4-3-2-1 lift off to a lunar mindscape.

    ..Heisa monster no like hysterical hair haters..
    grrowll..

    Oct 5, 2007 at 2:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   D. Cohen

    LOL thats funny

    Oct 5, 2007 at 3:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   Team Cassandra bang

    Yeesh. This is a good one. Prolly the best thing about it is the sleuthing:

    Particularly: #11, #12 – Does she really? Yes. and #22 wonders about the real issue.

    Astonishingly: #19, #24, #25, #27, #28, #29,#41,#43,#44,#46,#55 ( I think),#66, #69, #85, #87, #88, #90, #98, #101 just don’t believe its real…Gina comes on at #92 to sort things out. #51 was a believer from the beginning.

    My favourite Teams formed at #1 and #39.

    Some other good ideas for linking up at #3, #5, #15, but NOT #91 as noted by #103

    #99 &#100 Me Too! re: Perez.

    #59 is advice but I, personally, don’t believe it would solve anything. #103 seems like a good idea to me, though.

    I also disagree with #5 – wet, soapy drain hair is, in fact, both “icky” and gross.

    And #35, Canadians so totally can act like this – but they’d never let an American see it, that’s fersure;)

    #104 is funny but Claw rocks my world in this one at #67 and #74.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Oct 5, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   WanderingPenguin bang

    :O It’s been a long time since I was wished “Happy Thanksgiving” in October on a predominantly American board.

    Team Team Cassandra!

    Oct 5, 2007 at 11:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   WanderingPenguin bang

    Just had a look at the link that Raincloud alluded to. That’s some of the most biting satire since Borat. In fact, I think they are carrying it a bit too far.

    If you don’t think it’s satire, go take a look at the “profiles” of some of the moderators – especially use their links to jump to some “MySpace” pages. I especially like the song choices of “Sister Mabel” on her MySpace page!

    Oct 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   Mr DeBakey

    Anna, you Banana
    It’s a parody site
    At least I hope so
    Like Jesus’ General

    http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/

    As for hating Pubic Hairs, remember they’re pretty in pink

    http://www.folica.com/cgi-bin/page.cgi?p=zoomed&ID=2586

    Oct 5, 2007 at 1:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   Raincloud

    I still haven’t made my mind up whether its parody or real. I will keep a watch on it and see if they give anything away

    Oct 5, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   WanderingPenguin bang

    Raincloud, if you want to see if they “give anything away”, go to the tab marked “The Yanks” and carefully read their “profiles”. That should start you down the right path.

    Oct 5, 2007 at 2:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   Chrissie

    This should be a clinical study on the progression on agression and why not…..the passing of disease.

    Oct 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   Team Cassandra bang

    WP – now that *is* funny…I told people, today, that I had been totally offended by that site…and, actually, I was telling them that even though it offended me I found a deep teaching there. It never even occurred to me that Raincloud’s link was a satire…

    Also, thanks for joining my team’s Team! Like you, I will prolly avoid tea this Thanksgiving and just have dinner:)

    Oct 5, 2007 at 6:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #111   anna-banana bang

    Thanks!!!!

    I was getting VERY scary & yucky feelings about that site. Ick!!!!

    I’m happy to have been set straight.

    Yes, I am a big fat banana.

    Oct 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #112   WanderingPenguin bang

    It didn’t occur to me, either…until I looked a little bit deeper. Something about one of the comments the “MOD” made against the post of an outsider made a little light come on. I don’t remember what he said, but I went to the tabs with their profiles and it started to piece together a bit better.

    LOL @ the tea comment! Mmmm….turkey, turnips and tea …. sweet alliterative nectar of the Gods!

    Oct 6, 2007 at 12:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #113   dawn bang

    Too bad that the notes have since been removed. I was hoping that Lisa would figure out who the culprit was and that we would get follow up video of the “personal talk”. I bet that at least one participant would have gotten snatched “cat-raggedy”, as we say around here. Can you say GLOW, boys and girls?

    Team No Way In Hell I’m Sharing One Bathroom With Nine Other Broads – not in a dorm, not ever.

    Oct 6, 2007 at 6:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #114   joebec

    i just love the smileys and the penises!! how fun!

    Oct 9, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #115   Brother McGregor

    We are getting a lot of hits from this link so I was curious and have popped by for a visit. What do i find but a bunch of adults(?) giggling over a cartoon phallus.
    Surely you all could be engaged in something more fruitful and productive?

    At anyrate…since you are obviously cursed we have awarded this blog our cursed award. Send me an email if you want the html script.

    Oh and the site is not a joke. We were merely rewritten by some joker who was on our ministry but he turned out to be a cad. WE will not be allowing anyone from the internet now to join the online ministry as a result. You will see that the British profiles are as they always were. We caught this person before he had time to mistreat any more of our trust.

    So go get your award. Thank us civilly and then move on.

    Yours In Christ
    Brother Ian McGregor

    Oct 15, 2007 at 3:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #116   Brother McGregor

    We are getting a lot of hits from this link so I was curious and have popped by for a visit. What do i find but a bunch of adults(?) giggling over a cartoon phallus.
    Surely you all could be engaged in something more fruitful and productive?

    At any rate…since you are obviously cursed we have awarded this blog our cursed award. Send me an email if you want the html script.

    Oh and the site is not a joke. We were merely rewritten by some joker who was on our ministry but he turned out to be a cad. WE will not be allowing anyone from the internet now to join the online ministry as a result. You will see that the British profiles are as they always were. We caught this person before he had time to mistreat any more of our trust.

    So go get your award. Thank us civilly and then move on.

    Yours In Christ
    Brother Ian McGregor

    Oct 15, 2007 at 3:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #117   Anonymous

    Is it just me, or was #118/119 a PAN?

    Nov 8, 2007 at 2:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #118   alix

    I’m for Team Lisa. Bat shit nuts as she is at the end, you have to be a real juvenille asshole to deface a fairly reasonable request in that way. I’m giving Lisa the benifet of the doubt that there were actually clumps of hair in the drain, which often happens when long haired people shower and is pretty nasty. No one wants to step in it, and it clogs the drain. What’s funny is that I had a roommate who left notes complaining about hair in the bathroom, when only she or my other roommate could have been the culprits, given that I don’t have long black hair. Any if perchance, this person was shaving their pubes and leaving it in the shower, ew, they deserve the hostility.

    Nov 8, 2007 at 6:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #119   Katherine Donovan

    I love how Lisa still uses the pink pen in her last note.

    Nov 15, 2007 at 10:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   Tacky Fabulous

    The beauty of it is: this is a college student. Imagine how much less articulate the whole thing would be if it was a Vo-tech bathroom?

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   niteraven bang

    This is really a piece of fried gold. I truly hope it isn’t fake… sort of like a kid hopes that the Great Pumpkin is real.

    Even if it is, however, you have to look at it in what I refer to as the “Crop Circle Effect”. If its “real”, if its not…. Its still GENIUS and a true work of art.

    I am of the opinion that any time you put ten girls on one floor anywhere in the world, you are asking for SERIOUS trouble. Guys just generally punch each other in the face. Girls are P/A professionals.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 6:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #122   Sharon J

    OMG, this is hilarious. I like how it gets angrier.

    Feb 26, 2008 at 1:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #123   Jenny

    After the first 2-3 notes they just got retarded. But they are funny.

    Mar 26, 2008 at 12:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #124   Alie

    Lisa’s tone through the notes just *cracks me up*. Especially the “Excuse me”–bwahahaha!

    Also, I love that Brother Ian MacGregor showed up.

    Apr 18, 2008 at 3:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #125   Olivia bang

    I’ve been on this website for a few months and this is still, in my opinion, the best. So, so funny.

    I’m Team Lisa, although I know that’s definitely not a popular inclination. I’m sorry, but hair in the shower drain is just gross. :-(

    Apr 25, 2008 at 3:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #126   PopeOnARope bang

    I’m surprised! No DNA test to find the offender? How silly of them, such a simple solution!

    May 7, 2008 at 8:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #127   artstarr bang

    LoL. i like how she’s civil at first. then turns into an angry skanky at the end.

    Jun 1, 2008 at 2:22 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #128   Jen

    I have to say I’ve got to side with Lisa on this one. I mean, I realize one or two stray hairs in a shower are unavoidable, because, hey, it’s a shower. We can’t seriously expect every single girl to pick up every single hair that falls out of her head.

    However, if it’s pubic hairs that she’s talking about…Ew. When I lived in a dorm, I found pubic hairs everywhere in the bathroom- on the toilet seat, on the stall floor, even on *the sink* once.

    Hair is ok as long as it isn’t coming from down below…

    Jun 19, 2008 at 9:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #129   katie

    I don’t think the handwriting is the same. If you look at the “u” in sucks, it curls at the end…none of lisa’s u’s do this.

    Jun 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #130   Brigitte

    So has anyone fact-checked her claims by investigating the webmd.com reference?
    Sounds like some pretty serious stuff.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 3:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #131   Brigitte

    P.S. God I hate people like her soooo much!!

    Jul 9, 2008 at 3:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #132   Kofi Bean bang

    hahahaha this one is the best. Look at the handwritting: so sweet at first and becoming more and more agressive. Love it!

    Jul 24, 2008 at 5:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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    Oct 21, 2008 at 8:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #134   deeksdigs

    oh yeah….she’s definitely armed and on her way to the rooftop in a tu-tu and combat boots. Mark my words.

    Nov 1, 2008 at 5:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #135   Tech Guy

    So… Lisa has a split personality? That makes this even better, if you ask me…

    Nov 27, 2008 at 9:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #136   I should be studying

    I realize this post was done ages ago, but I feel compelled to comment. The dorm I lived in my freshman and sophomore year had a guy who would cut your hair for like, $5. And pretty much every guy in the building got their hair cut by him bi-monthly (which was unfortunate considering he could only do buzz cuts). Here’s the problem, this guy performed his services in the 2nd floor bathroom and he never vacuumed or swept up any of the hair. So there was definitely A LOT OF HAIR on the floor. I’m not Lisa, but I can understand where she’s coming from. I never wrote notes either, instead I would just talk loudly to suitemates about how rude it was in the hall near his door. Just another method of passive-aggression.

    Dec 17, 2008 at 5:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #137   Hillary

    This is one of the reasons why I despise the majority of girls. The whore in green writing is a filthy good-for-nothing who I hope gets her own assish treatment back x100.

    Jan 12, 2009 at 11:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #138   sara h

    aaahhh i love how the handwriting gets progressively worse :)

    Jan 31, 2009 at 4:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #139   Claire

    Oh please. Body hair is not unsanitary. Since when? The introduction of the idea that adult female genitalia are never supposed to mature, I suspect. Fuck that shit.

    Body *fluids* can be unsanitary…some of which can remain on body hair, but not the same thing.

    Either way, it’s rude not to clean up after yourself.

    Feb 17, 2009 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #140   martin

    BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PICTURE OF A CUMSHOT TO THE FACE IS HIlAAAARIOUS!!!

    Mar 16, 2009 at 2:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #141   Chris

    This is the best capturing of someone’s descent into madness I have ever seen… and it’s caused by something so small and easily overlooked!

    I truly hope this is real.

    May 8, 2009 at 11:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #142   Ben

    I like the use of multi-colored markers in the first note. Nothing says I care like taking the time to write a note with 2 different colors to soften the blow.

    Jun 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #143   Missing Lunch

    It had to have been head hair – the note writer said “clean your head.” If it isn’t a pube it might be gross and all and hard to look at but it isn’t filth.

    Jun 29, 2009 at 11:11 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #144   john

    Lisa didn’t write the “sucks dick” part. The “u” in sucks has a tail. Lisa’s “u”s dont’ have tails.

    Nov 8, 2009 at 1:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #145   roze

    99.9% of females are bitches and won’t do what another female tells them to do, so i’m pretty sure this is real.

    Dec 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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