Comments on: Wrath mat http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 16 May 2013 20:02:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: You’re (not) welcome! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-369794 You’re (not) welcome! | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 16 Sep 2010 21:59:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-369794 [...] Wrath mat Share0mail [...] [...] Wrath mat Share0mail [...]

]]> By: a matter of taste | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-329808 a matter of taste | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:32:31 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-329808 [...] related: wrath mat [...] [...] related: wrath mat [...]

]]> By: Missing Lunch http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-293542 Missing Lunch Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:19:51 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-293542 Extra tin foil hat points for use of the word "henchmen." Extra tin foil hat points for use of the word “henchmen.”

]]> By: cue the violins http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-141996 cue the violins Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:32:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-141996 [...] wrath mat [...] [...] wrath mat [...]

]]> By: Meg http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-117491 Meg Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:22:49 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-117491 I can't read her writing, it's so sloppy. But then again, cat and garbage collecting? Nothing a dog can't fix. The dog will eat the cats AND her garbage. Problem solved. I can’t read her writing, it’s so sloppy. But then again, cat and garbage collecting? Nothing a dog can’t fix. The dog will eat the cats AND her garbage. Problem solved.

]]> By: a matter of taste http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-112055 a matter of taste Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:45:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-112055 [...] wrath mat { [...] [...] wrath mat { [...]

]]> By: anonz0 de whut http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-71074 anonz0 de whut Tue, 04 Mar 2008 12:53:01 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-71074 This reminds me of a woman who used to live in the condo below mine. She once left us a note in which she extolled the virtues of breaking down one's cardboard for recycling. The note was taped to a non-broken-down shipping box with someone else's address on it. I thought perhaps she might have dropped it on my mat by accident, but a few days later there was another note taped to my door regarding the state of affairs in the recycling bins. She rented her place, but I didn't know that until we met the actual owner at a HOA meeting. In her notes she always took special care to mention--sometimes several times--that she had been living there for five years and that she owned that place and was tired of renters like us ('scuse plz, we actually do own our place) disrespecting that shit. My hubs and I knew she was BSing since we'd been here for three years by then and knew the people who lived there before her. I have to give her some credit, though...after several months of misdirected and we-probably-sort-of-deserved-it notes from this woman, she actually gathered enough courage to pound on my door at 3 AM to scream at my husband and I because our cat was keeping her awake with his incessant WALKING. To be fair, he is kind of a fat kitty. Dear Downstairs Neighbor, I was just wondering if, in the future, you might try leaving me the hell alone at 3 AM. I am pregnant* and if you don't stop bothering me and my unborn child I will install security cameras AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE!! Best wishes! *not actually pregnant This reminds me of a woman who used to live in the condo below mine. She once left us a note in which she extolled the virtues of breaking down one’s cardboard for recycling. The note was taped to a non-broken-down shipping box with someone else’s address on it. I thought perhaps she might have dropped it on my mat by accident, but a few days later there was another note taped to my door regarding the state of affairs in the recycling bins. She rented her place, but I didn’t know that until we met the actual owner at a HOA meeting. In her notes she always took special care to mention–sometimes several times–that she had been living there for five years and that she owned that place and was tired of renters like us (‘scuse plz, we actually do own our place) disrespecting that shit. My hubs and I knew she was BSing since we’d been here for three years by then and knew the people who lived there before her. I have to give her some credit, though…after several months of misdirected and we-probably-sort-of-deserved-it notes from this woman, she actually gathered enough courage to pound on my door at 3 AM to scream at my husband and I because our cat was keeping her awake with his incessant WALKING. To be fair, he is kind of a fat kitty.

Dear Downstairs Neighbor,

I was just wondering if, in the future, you might try leaving me the hell alone at 3 AM. I am pregnant* and if you don’t stop bothering me and my unborn child I will install security cameras AND I WILL CALL THE POLICE!! Best wishes!

*not actually pregnant

]]> By: What rent control will do to ya http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-70716 What rent control will do to ya Mon, 03 Mar 2008 18:43:53 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-70716 Man, all these commenters aren't from NYC. It sounds like the old lady lives in a rent controlled apartment, the landlord is doing everything he can go get her out, and it is such a nightmare that even something as innocent as a doormat makes her feel harassed. Scary shit. I think its pretty sad. Man, all these commenters aren’t from NYC. It sounds like the old lady lives in a rent controlled apartment, the landlord is doing everything he can go get her out, and it is such a nightmare that even something as innocent as a doormat makes her feel harassed. Scary shit. I think its pretty sad.

]]> By: Nix http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-46720 Nix Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:06:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-46720 I vote you kill her with kindness. She sounds lonely, old, and senile. I vote you kill her with kindness. She sounds lonely, old, and senile.

]]> By: Sundaeg1rl http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-34273 Sundaeg1rl Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:58:43 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-34273 She wants you to "leave". Not really leave, just pretend leave. It's kinda like seeing 'Go Away' on a doormat. Oh wait... She wants you to “leave”. Not really leave, just pretend leave. It’s kinda like seeing ‘Go Away’ on a doormat. Oh wait…

]]> By: Olrun http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-34252 Olrun Tue, 04 Dec 2007 06:28:48 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-34252 Damn I need that doormat !!! I love it !! Damn I need that doormat !!!
I love it !!

]]> By: Troy McClure http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-34247 Troy McClure Tue, 04 Dec 2007 05:37:39 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-34247 Today's word of the day at Wiktionary: grimalkin (plural grimalkins) 1. A cat, especially an elderly female. 2. An old, bad-tempered woman; a crone. <i> Your neighbour Yolanda Campisi Wants to alarm you, Ali D That crazy grimalkin With notes on a wall can, She hopes, make you feel uneasy.</i> Today’s word of the day at Wiktionary:

grimalkin (plural grimalkins)

1. A cat, especially an elderly female.
2. An old, bad-tempered woman; a crone.


Your neighbour Yolanda Campisi
Wants to alarm you, Ali D
That crazy grimalkin
With notes on a wall can,
She hopes, make you feel uneasy.

]]> By: Wade http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-4/#comment-17435 Wade Sun, 21 Oct 2007 23:42:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-17435 While you're out shopping, look for this: http://www.amazon.com/Crazy-Cat-Lady-Action-Figure/dp/B0006GKJ7C Saw it in Borders Bookstore a couple of days ago, lol While you’re out shopping, look for this:

http://www.amazon.com/Crazy-Cat-Lady-Action-Figure/dp/B0006GKJ7C

Saw it in Borders Bookstore a couple of days ago, lol

]]> By: ALA http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/comment-page-3/#comment-17399 ALA Sun, 21 Oct 2007 13:59:07 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/#comment-17399 I cannot believe I was out of town & missed this until just now! I agree with several posts that vote this one of the best notes I've seen so far on PA notes...does anyone else want to get this woman's handwriting analyzed? I am so headed to Target for the Warrant mat. I cannot believe I was out of town & missed this until just now! I agree with several posts that vote this one of the best notes I’ve seen so far on PA notes…does anyone else want to get this woman’s handwriting analyzed?
I am so headed to Target for the Warrant mat.

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