Our anonymous submitter spotted this note posted by a coworker on the office fridge.
When asked about the note, this coworker described himself as someone “with a penchant for an orderly universe and a strong desire to see food mingle.”
related: Cubicle etiquette
244 responses so far ↓
#1
todd
stopped reading at “disproportionate” because it has no place in a note about refrigerator space. what a pompous asshole.
Go Team Cluttered Fridge
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:03 pm rating: 90
#2
Wade
Put your items in the fridge naked? I think that is taking casual Fridays a little too far, lol.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:05 pm rating: 90
#3
Anon
Team Fridge Police…can’t stand having old food stinking up the whole kitchen. Put one refigerator and 75 people in one office and see how it smells after a few weeks. There’s nothing like having no place to put your daily food because of the decomposing Macaroni Grill special from last month taking up space.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:06 pm rating: 90
#4
Mishee
Those large plastic bags were fucking delicious!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:07 pm rating: 90
#5
Troy McClure
He sounds like the Chooleys salesman.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:07 pm rating: 90
#6
anna-banana
I like the idea of the “group stack”. Makes me think of orgies.
And, god forbid the “view” is blocked. Someone might want to take a picture,(really!)
If there is a buildup of old/unwanted/lost foods….you might want to check the unclaimed baggage area at your local airport.
That Ziploc baggie of moldy bread was fucking delicious!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:08 pm rating: 90
#7
anna-banana
Mishee beat me to it!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:09 pm rating: 90
#8
lola
I have a sneaking suspicion that this note was left by a Ziploc stockholder.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:11 pm rating: 90
#9
Mishee
That’s the first time I have gotten to be the first “fucking delicious” – that and my #3000 FINALLY I am ready to go watch my CSI now!!
I rock!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:13 pm rating: 90
#10
Wade
so they don’t want large bags taking up space, but encourage you to group/stack and mark out your territory?
If I saw this note at work, I would seriously consider an alternate way to “mark my territory.”
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:14 pm rating: 90
#11
Mishee
THMQ Heisa Error Monster is on the loose.. goodnight everyone!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:14 pm rating: 90
#12
Olivia
bwahahahaha seriously?!?
Team I Use Plastic Shopping Bags in the Fridge
PS Lola, I was thinking the same thing about the ziplocs…
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:14 pm rating: 90
#13
Canthz_B
What a busy-body. Why the obsession with transparent Ziplock bags? A burning need to see what others consume on a daily?
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:17 pm rating: 90
#14
GVI
What I want to know is why the obsession with the bags and not the food in the bags?
Also, what are they breeding in those bags that a brave volunteer had to go in and clean the fridge.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:24 pm rating: 90
#15
Canthz_B
Meals deemed by me to be over-sized will be discarded. You people are driving up the cost of our employee health plan, that’s not neighborly.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:24 pm rating: 90
#16
Canthz_B
Cover me Joe, I’m goin’ in!!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:27 pm rating: 90
#17
GVI
Sounds like he had to fight off couple Heisa Monsters and stuff.
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:33 pm rating: 90
#18
Troy McClure
#5, #8, #12, Kevin Smith, & GhostWriter’s PAN etiquette views … it was all leading me here! The moment of truth … what should I do??
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:33 pm rating: 90
#19
Wade
Troy
Don’t Panic!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:37 pm rating: 90
#20
Troy McClure
Thanks Wade! Maybe I should go back to work … that might be less stressful!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:39 pm rating: 90
#21
tanyetta
the fridge police are NOT playing!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:39 pm rating: 90
#22
Canthz_B
The Refrigerator Police person was probably a Student Crossing Guard or a Hall Monitor as well.
Some people love being authority figures.
Sh*t, I forgot my pass!!
Oct 21, 2007 at 11:46 pm rating: 90
#23
melissa
Ah, the purity of passive aggressiveness is alive and well in this note! I love that it starts of with the proverbial “Let’s try to avoid the bags”, goes on with friendly suggestions “Why not try ziploc?” but ends up with a hardass Declaration of Behavior Rule “Effective Immediately”, all in bold and underlined.
My guess is that the author thought this was a good suggestion to make himself feel better in his workplace, and as he wrote the note became drunk with the power of his own suggestion until he lived in a land where he was in charge and they will all DO MY BIDDING. I AM THE REFRIGERATOR POLICE!!!! HA!
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:27 am rating: 90
#24
twoforone
i love the tone of this note, and unlike the people i work with, the author seems to have two ounces of intelligence…fuck the rest of you, team clean refrigerator!
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:37 am rating: 90
#25
Cat Skyfire
I confess, I’m a ‘use the plastic grocery bag’ person, because it keeps my food together. A piece of meat in one baggy, maybe a baked potato in another. Or maybe it’s two chinese carryout containers. Or I just don’t want to take my Olive Garden box out of the bag because then I don’t have to worry about any leaks.
That is one obnoxious note. And to me, if you’re gonna have a ‘tossed at 3 on Friday’ rule, it should apply to everything, not just ‘large plastic bags’. Small ziploc bags can get disgusting too. Or what if it’s in a non-sealable small bag (like a sandwich bag without ziploc). Does a box not have the chance to reek? How about that jar of pickles that’s been in there since 1982?
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:45 am rating: 90
#26
Troy McClure
#23: Very incisive. I knew there was something bizarre about this note, rhythmically, but you’ve explained it all. That you understand this stranger so thoroughly on so little evidence should strike unease into the hearts of all with the merest shred of indecency.
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:00 am rating: 90
#27
Canthz_B
Sounds like a wife beater to me…“Bitch, I told you the canned peas go on the second shelf!”
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:36 am rating: 90
#28
butterfly
I say, note-writer-dude, you are thinking way too much about what is going on in the refrigerator — how about this…?
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO WORK.
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:47 am rating: 90
#29
TAJ
What always weirds me out is people who bring their lunch in store gift bags. Did you really buy your lunch at Victoria’s Secret?
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:57 am rating: 90
#30
Troy McClure
Maybe the note-writer’s colleagues ought to buy him an angled mirror on a stick, for making it easy to see behind and around large bags.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:04 am rating: 90
#31
Troy McClure
Well VS has some fuckin delicious stuff….
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:05 am rating: 90
#32
Troy McClure
This kitchen is cleaner than squeaky!
Nothing in this fridge is leaky!
But if you don’t mind,
Could you help me find
The (scan, damn you!) TSA tzar’s tzatsiki?
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:32 am rating: 90
#33
S.S.
I say everyone must buy their own minifridge to be placed below their desk, on the left side, but no closer than 2 1/16 inches to the wall.
That way, you can store whatever the hell you want in whatever configuration or packaging you want, and we can all avoid receiving obnoxious notes like this one in the future.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:59 am rating: 90
#34
Jen
The “throw everything out on Friday” rule is reasonable. Everything else in this note is just blathering nonsense.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:06 am rating: 90
#35
carmelo-rules
maybe the fridge police should hire a fridge parking attendant, that way they will know who parks what food where and then give them a ticket for leaving their food too long?!!?!?!?!?!?!
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:06 am rating: 90
#36
lambaste
Hi, new on here, but have been reading for ages. #31, Troy’s comment very apt in this case. Question, too, though maybe too nosy, re: Troy – few posts back you say your mother out law is unintentionally racist with comments towards Americans, by which I assume you are one? Due to her hasty follow up of -”Oh not you of course.” But you know the Aussie lingo (a man not afraid to say uni) and the drink famous only in NZ pretty well. What’s the story? Or probably there is one that I haven’t read yet! -
But, it’s all about the posts, right, and the time here in Japan will be different to nearly all else but Oz -
so, on team fridge police. Think his note is funny.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:21 am rating: 90
#37
Troy McClure
Hi, Lambaste, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from such autobiographies as “The Demure McClure.”
Yeah basically I lived in Massachusetts until I was 14 & then moved to Aotearoa (which also goes by the dumber name of New Zealand) where I’ve tried to stay since. I lived for in Queensland in 1994 and 1995, and also have been in Sydney now since 2004.
There goes my anonymity, I guess; that must narrow me down somewhat!
Anyhow I don’t want to miss my bus home so konbanwa & I’ll catch you cats later.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:40 am rating: 90
#38
Wade
#23 ROFL melissa too true
and let’s not forget the unibrow smileyface [^-^]
maybe they were going for [^_^], lol
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:05 am rating: 90
#39
Wade
for kicks, i looked up NHRC:
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NHRC
here’s the list. i wonder which one it is, lol
NASA/Houston Rocket Club
National Harm Reduction Conference (Canada)
National Hematology Research Centre (Moscow, Russia)
National Hotel Renovation Corp.
National Housing Research Committee (Canada)
National Human Rights Commission (India)
National Hydrology Research Centre (Canada)
Natural Hazards Research Centre (Australia)
Naval Health Research Center (US Navy)
Navrongo Health Research Centre
Neighborhood History Research Collection
Nepal Health Research Council
New Hackensack Reformed Church
New Hampshire Recruitment Center
New Haven Rowing Club
New Hire Reporting Center
New Home Realty Center
North Hills Radio Club
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:21 am rating: 90
#40
Saporro
I went to go check real quick to see if this note was on our fridge. one of the admins is PA to the extreme
Team Old food
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:59 am rating: 90
#41
Wade
I’m still lost in the, er “logic” of this note:
How does the size of the bag effect the length of time the food stays in the fridge? Does that mean you bring more food than you can eat in a week? If so, how does that mesh with the first statement about disproportionate space, which implies a small amount of food relative to the container’s volume?
btw – the smart money is on Naval Health Research Center, but the idea of someone at the National Human Rights Commission in India stressing over grocery bags is both funny and disturbing, lol.
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:08 am rating: 90
#42
kik
team fucking delicious (clean and empty fridge)
I get so sick of the sanctimonious laissez-faire types afraid to clean up their act. You’re the reason the NHRC fridge is full of piggy bags.
I, for one, think it’s equally cool to respect daily fridge users by keeping my stuff out of their way.
There’s a type of person who never uses the fridge, or who does so once or twice per week, or perhaps leaves behind some take out leftovers. These are the ones more likely to forget what they’ve brought, since it isn’t routine.
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:39 am rating: 90
#43
Mitsu
lol, this is just crazy. I bring my food to work in a “large plastic bag”, and I have never had any issues with that. What makes the fridges smell, are the containers with old mac n’cheese, that are growing fur, or the half-eaten avocados that keep getting left in there!
Team throw everything out on Friday afternoon!
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:39 am rating: 90
#44
Everyone
Grudging Compliance FTW~!
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:46 am rating: 90
#45
heisa
i say put up a note on the fridge that reads
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:
FUCK YOU
in a large ziploc-style bag.
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:49 am rating: 90
#46
claw71
You want to know the problem with office refrigerators? Fat women.
Everywhere I’ve worked there are these fat women who bring a week’s worth of healthy eating with them every Monday but instead of grazing on the 15 pounds of produce they stuff into the community fridge they break down and make a daily trek to Bob Evans for lunch. After a few weeks you have rotten arugala oozing a fetid slime all over the shelves and expired cottage cheese containers are bulging with lactic gasses. Meanwhile the billing department gained an extra 120 pounds and Bertha had to have her insulin prescription upped to account for the increased blood sugar. Hello high healthcare premiums!
Now I’m not saying that there aren’t fat guys at work but fat guys don’t pretend they’re going to loose 100 pounds in a month. We go straight to the Chinese buffet and speed eat at lunch every day.
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:52 am rating: 90
#47
Mitsu
Claw71: true that! Everywhere that I’ve worked, there’s been tons of rotting veggies left in the fridge. Those pre-packaged salads are the worst!
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:03 am rating: 90
#48
jen
Also transparent for everyone to see: his OCD. This is just the beginning. Once everything’s all neat and pretty, he’ll feel compelled to alphabetize it or sort it all by color and height.
Adults don’t carry lunch boxes. We use grocery bags. C’est la vie. And loose food will be stolen — we have the notes to prove it.
However, there’s an easy solution to this. Just make sure your naked lunch (ha!) is messier looking than a fridge full of bags, and he’ll be begging for a re-bag.
When he throws it out on Friday, he can use whatever system he likes.
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:42 am rating: 90
#49
nestchick
I use a lunchbox: http://www.laptoplunches.com/images/LLBentoSetColorOptionsLG.jpg
It is better for the environment than those plastic bags that end up in the trash when they get nasty or ripped.
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:01 am rating: 90
#50
amazon
If I worked there, I’d have the urge to bring in a few bricks in a plastic grocery bag every friday, and stick it in the fridge. Throw that out, biznitch!
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:10 am rating: 90
#51
lola
Um, yeah, fride police? Yeah, I’d like to apply for a permit to pack a concealed lunch… Why? Well, I’m a little short on money this week, so I have to start dipping into my edible panties… Eh hem… That’s still not a valid reason? Well, I guess I could wear them under my clothes…
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:16 am rating: 90
#52
WickedLady
The teachers at my school have a small fridge for their food too. This whole bagging problem must be the reason for the increasing grumpiness of those bossy PE teachers.
It does remind me of a few years ago when a friend and I filled the fridge with a whole bunch of eggs in a bag ‘for a school project’. After a few weeks all the teachers suddenly spent their recesses with the students…
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:17 am rating: 90
#53
melanie
That grudging compliance was fucking delicious.
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:23 am rating: 90
#54
anglophile
claw71, #46: It has been my experience that the skinny women are the ones bringing the bagged lettuce and yogurt containers and leaving them to rot in the fridge. That is because they are constantly trying to mooch off the fat women’s leftover pizza and chinese food. The fat women of my experience know damn well a salad and a yogurt isn’t a worthwhile lunch.
I have an annoying co-worker (skinny) who insists on bringing in a full bag of tortilla chips inside a paper grocery bag and has to refrigerate them! Maybe I should buy her a box of Ziplocs.
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:30 am rating: 90
#55
Coke-aholic
Maybe it is because I work from home, but the idea of 75 people sharing a communal fridge is just gross. Think of it like your medicine cabinet at home. I am sure most people wouldn’t want strangers coming to their house and seeing what is in their fridge, let alone how clean it is not and how moldy the food in it is. If I worked somewhere I would either get a tiny dorm fridge or never bring anything that needed to stay cold.
Team Communal fridges are biohazards!
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:42 am rating: 90
#56
Coke-aholic
Sorry forgot to mention the germ factor. Anyone ever think of the fact that a sick person sticking their half eaten sandwich in an office fridge might make everyone sick?
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:44 am rating: 90
#57
Zsa
Gotta say I was the “Fridge Bitch” at one time. I had the joy and pleasure of the cubical across from the copier, fax and floor fridge. After a weekend that thing would smell NASTY and every person walking by would draft the smell into my cube.
Since I couldnt burn candles and my neighbor was “allergic” to air freshener- I was perfectly happy to be the “brave soul” to clean it out, cause I did it often enough to make it tolerable. Although the first time was GROSS. I started an every-other-Thursday email saying :
the Fridge will be cleaned tomorrow. If you want to keep it, put your name on it. If it smells or is expired I will throw it out. Consider this fair warning.
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:53 am rating: 90
#58
Mishee
#46 claw, some of these fat men actually just hang around the office and wait for food to be unattended for 45 minutes… hmmm…
I bet you don’t have a “plastic bag” problem at your work, since you seem to make sure there are no leftovers to go bad in your office fridge!!
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:54 am rating: 90
#59
Mishee
Anyone else having THMQ issues?
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:55 am rating: 90
#60
Mishee
oops, TMHQ… it’s early Monday – I’m not completely awake yet!
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:55 am rating: 90
#61
Susan
The Refrigerator Police? Any relation to the Mattress Police?!?!
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:57 am rating: 90
#62
Mishee
I think I broke it because I haven’t been able to get into it since I did my #3000 post! I didn’t even get to see my shining moment!!
Oct 22, 2007 at 10:58 am rating: 90
#63
WanderingPenguin
re# 49 – I would never take a product to work that came in a style called “Whimsical”. Just sayin’.
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:09 am rating: 90
#64
lauralaiwc
im fascinated.
i wasnt aware of any non-transparent ziplock bags. do they exist? i want one.
team go grab a whataburger.
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:25 am rating: 90
#65
SD
I say, everyone bring in their leftover grocery bags and stuff the fridge full of them. No food.
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:25 am rating: 90
#66
shelly
I bring my lunch to work in a grocery bag to keep it together as well. We have the luxury of having a paid cleaning service. They empty the fridge on Fridays. Anything without a name on it goes!
I completely understand the author’s want for a clean fridge, however the obsession with zip-lock bags puzzles me! Lola(#8) makes a good point.
Team Grocery Bags Are Free!!
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 90
#67
GhostWriter
I want to know why the whole bottom shelf of the fridge is filled with cardboard 12-pack soda cases? Just so the lucky six who claimed the space can save 30¢ on their sodas? Team “Shove-some-soda-cans-into-the freezer-‘cuz-my-tupperware-needs-room!”
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:39 am rating: 90
#68
Lara
I would fill the fridge with those teeny tiny ziploc bags (you know the ones that hold like 5 M&Ms), with one carrot stick in each or something.
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:45 am rating: 90
#69
KarenLW
You people are so freakin’ hilarious. I really want to thank you all for making me laugh out loud here in my office ! Sincerely. When I have something to take from the fridge at the end of the day, I leave my car keys on the counter next to the fridge to remind me. It cracked me up that everyone here has walked my keys back to me thinking I left them there by mistake ! There are only 6 of us, so now they know.
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm rating: 90
#70
Goldie
Effective immediately, any large bags left in the fridge after 3PM on Fridays will be donated to NAMBLA.
Team Screw the author and the Ziploc baggies he rode in on.
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:11 pm rating: 90
#71
Goldie
#55, I’m with ya, I don’t use the communal fridge either. Any food item that will go bad if left outside the fridge from 9AM till 12PM should not be brought to work to begin with.
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:14 pm rating: 90
#72
MeinSchatz
#30- ‘angled mirror on a stick’ LOL. Hysterical! Methinks this is called a periscope, no? Funny any way you look at it, be it with an angled mirror or whatever.
Team Angled Mirror on a Stick.
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:15 pm rating: 90
#73
shelly
Lauralai:
I tried to find non-transparent ziplock bags. I didn’t look very thoroughly though, so if they exist they are hard to find! I found one site with solid colored ziplock bags (I forgot to save the URL), but they were only about 10 x 12″. I’m not sure exactly how much food you could fit into a bag that size. But if you want to carry numerous zip-lock bags they would work.
I also found something interesting. UV Protection Ziplock Bags
Yes, I’m bored at work. Enjoy!
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm rating: 90
#74
bobwong
I think the guy wants all the food out in the open so he can see what there is to steal. So don’t block his view with your big grocery bag.
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm rating: 90
#75
Mishee
bobwong, if that is true, then I am thinking possibly claw wrote this note?
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm rating: 90
#76
anglophile
bobwong, I think you called it!
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm rating: 90
#77
ijRoberts
#69 Karen – I do the same thing (kind of), and I have to do it at home too, so I don’t forget to take my lunch with me.
But what I do is put my keys in the bag WITH the lunch, that way my keys aren’t taken or misplaced.
You won’t be able to forget your stuff, if you don’t have your keys!
Following this guy’s note, would I have to put my keys in a baggie as well?
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:49 pm rating: 90
#78
claw71
Here are some fun games to play in an over-stuffed office fridge:
1. Korean treasure hunt: hide an opened jar of kimchi in the back of the fidge and start a pool on who will find it first. That germ freak Becky is always the one in our office.
2. Marco Pollo: (that’s pollo as in chicken) throw a few pieces of chicken liver, uncooked and unwrapped behind the crisper drawer and bet on when the smell will reach the EDI room.
3. Salmon run: Tape a fillet of salmon to the botton of one of the shelves and watch people throw their food away because everyhting taste like fish.
4. Who do the poo blong to: “Accidently” switch your lunch bag with your dog poop bag and toss that bad boy in the fridge. See if the lunch bandit catches that one.
5. Here’s looking at you, kid: Get a bunch of plastic eyeballs and place them in various food products. Wrap them in clear plastic wrap and set them in a conspicuous position in the fridge. How long will it take somebody to complain about the glob of tuna salad that was staring at them?
6. Conquistador: My favorite game. Go through the fridge and write a name on unmarked bags. You can even scribble out existing names and replace then with another. It’s hardly stealing if you claimed it, right?
A variation of this game is called silent auction. Instead of simply staking a claim, write your name with a bid. Close the auction at noon. Who ever has the highest bid wins the enclosed lunch.
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm rating: 90
#79
lauralaiwc
wow, shelly, kudos to you for going above and beyond the call of duty, lol! (#73).
UV ziplocks? wtf for? are they hiding babies and small children in them or something? maybe if you lost your sunglasses you can cut out circles and stick them on your reading glasses. voila, toss in some duct tape and you just macguyvered some handy-dandy eye protection.
i dont use the fridges at work either. how do you know some sicko isnt sticking his booger fingers in the food? what will that lead to? padlocks on lunchboxes?
Oct 22, 2007 at 12:58 pm rating: 90
#80
lauralaiwc
lmao, claw, thats nice. you can always write someone ELSES name on stuff too. sweet for starting some office drama. (like my company needs that)
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm rating: 90
#81
Mishee
at least TMHQ finally has been fixed, whatever was wrong with it…
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:07 pm rating: 90
#82
claw71
If you leave your lunch unattended and there’s a chance that you have intra-office enemies you can bet your next paycheck on the fact that you’ve eaten something that came out of their bodies. Boogers might be the least of your worries.
Team Personal Cooler.
Years ago I worked for a telemarketing company and we caught this creepy guy sticking his scrotum into the lunches of all the hot girls. He was fired but he found another job. Those girls still live with the knowledge that they ate ball sack.
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:19 pm rating: 90
#83
WickedLady
OMG!!! Claw, that’s disgusting! He should be banned to a place where only fat girls work. Those black women with attitude, they’ll teach him! Uhg, nasty. Now I’m sure I’ll never ever in the future use a communal fridge or anything.
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:32 pm rating: 90
#84
Aleks
I am so torn by this note and others like it. I usually get stuck cleaning out the fridge at work, and it’s nasty! I gathered all my PA up the last time and decided not to ever use the fridge again and to also never clean it again. Doesn’t matter what I say, how I ask, how many times I clean the damned thing out completely – someone always leaves food in there to rot. Worst part for me is that no one will fess up to it! You can accuse me of having OCD, but I see this guy’s point. Except for the size and color of the bags. That is absolutely useless and strange.
Oct 22, 2007 at 1:45 pm rating: 90
#85
lou zurr
fridge police dood sounds like he is looking for a s.i.l.f.
sandwich i’d like to f@#K
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:04 pm rating: 90
#86
WickedLady
Haha, lou zurr, been watching too much American pie?
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm rating: 90
#87
Mishee
or looking at the Busted Tees ad WickedLady – I saw a shirt like that on their site…
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:09 pm rating: 90
#88
WickedLady
Ah. I just thought so, because of their m.i.l.f. in American pie. (Or maybe I’m the one watching it too much now)
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:12 pm rating: 90
#89
Coke-aholic
See, that scrotum guy is proof that I am right! Communal fridges are a public health hazard, and in so many ways I didn’t even imagine.
And by the way, the note writer asked for ziplocs. Well, he didn’t say what size. Get online, order the largest ones you can and put those in the fridge with your lunch in them. Just make sure they are at least as big as a grocery sack so he gets really mad. And who says we should shove out the COKE??? No way.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:24 pm rating: 90
#90
Coke-aholic
Yes I know he said smaller ziploc bags, but he never said what they were supposed to be smaller than. Smaller than what? A 13 gallon trash bag?
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:28 pm rating: 90
#91
lou zurr
ohhhh, sweet jesus, there is ham and turkey and cheese, and mayo, jesus-lots of mayo, o o o o o , here comes some more . . . ahhhhhhhhh, anybody got a marlboro light?
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:29 pm rating: 90
#92
georgie
Mishee……you made the first delicious post finally. You’ve got the 3000. Let’s make this a glorious day with a “Mishee’s First” Trifecta and have you just shut the fuck up for the rest of the day. You can do it!
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:40 pm rating: 90
#93
Mishee
georgie, if my husband, my parents, my best friends, and my three older brothers can’t get me to shut the fuck up for the rest of any day, then how in the hell do you think you can???
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm rating: 90
#94
lou zurr
i think the delicious is always delicious.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm rating: 90
#95
Anonymous
Georgie, take your cue from scrotum guy, maybe that’ll shut her up.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:48 pm rating: 90
#96
Mishee
…And how does TWO accomplishments make a Trifecta? Learn to count!
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:49 pm rating: 90
#97
georgie
Just because they gave up out of frustration and fear of your mouth somehow miraculously speaking MORE, doesn’t mean I can’t give it a shot now and then.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:50 pm rating: 90
#98
georgie
I know how to count. Learn how to read, I was saying that you can shut up and MAKE it a trifecta.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:51 pm rating: 90
#99
Anonymous
i think he means you shutting up would also count as a first? ive been wrong before.
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:51 pm rating: 90
#100
GVI
#91, that gives a new meaning to “that sandwich was fucking delicious”
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:52 pm rating: 90
#101
Canthz_B
TEE HEE
Oct 22, 2007 at 2:59 pm rating: 90
#102
MeinSchatz
I say live and let live. Mind your own and down with the Refrigerator Nazi.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:00 pm rating: 90
#103
Mishee
Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me…
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:03 pm rating: 90
#104
georgie
It’s funny that you think that’s why someone would hate you. Could it just be that some people hate you because you are truly annoying? And yes, we KNOW that you have the right to post as much as you want but you don’t necessarily have to exercise that right. Some of us just like to read the random messages and I know that I’m not alone in being bombarded by your obnoxious posts.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:07 pm rating: 90
#105
Mishee
Like I care. You bore me.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:11 pm rating: 90
#106
WickedLady
That’s right, Mishee ^_^ Ignore that georgie, he’s just whining.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:14 pm rating: 90
#107
Mishee
I’m going to WickedLady. I live by the mantra “If you don’t like it, then TOUGH” – my mother loved that saying, along with “Because I’m the mommy, that’s why” (she had a shirt with that on it)…
…and I know my mother would be ALL for Ziplocs in the fridge – that’s how she stores 99% of her leftovers (they take up less room than tupperware bowls)
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:17 pm rating: 90
#108
Anonymous
Mishee, he obviously doesnt bore you and you DO care, you keep acknowledging georgie’s posts.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm rating: 90
#109
Anonymous
You’re going to WickedLady?! Is that a town or a store?
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:22 pm rating: 90
#110
georgie
I think you care about everything Mishee. So much so, that this is probably only one of the places you post incessantly. You need to be seen, you need to be heard, and you need to be in the spotlight. That’s why your parents, kids, friends, and husband can’t shut you up. Look in a mirror, so some daily affirmations, and go for a jog or something.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:23 pm rating: 90
#111
Candy
Canthz_B – #27, Hilarious. Team Canthz!
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:26 pm rating: 90
#112
WickedLady
Actually, I’m not a town and not a store. I might be a planet, though. But in real life, I’m a person.
And georgie, stop attacking Mishee. It’s pathetic.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:27 pm rating: 90
#113
georgie
I don’t give a shit WickedLady, just as she doesn’t give a shit about what people think. Pathetic, fine, that’s your opinion. I think some of her posts and the huge amount of them are pathetic but does it stop anything? Nope.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:30 pm rating: 90
#114
WickedLady
All I’m saying is that you should let her post what she wants. If you think she only posts crap, then don’t read her posts.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:32 pm rating: 90
#115
Anonymous
So much for the Trifecta…
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:33 pm rating: 90
#116
lou zurr
thats it, everyone in here for a group hug!
did yall hear me? everyone in here, NOW!
all the purty, young thangs over here by me.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:35 pm rating: 90
#117
Anonymous
If she didn’t post as much we wouldnt have to scroll down as much to skip her highly unintelligent, barely understandable, monkey gibberish.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:36 pm rating: 90
#118
WickedLady
Aww, I love group hugs! *big group hug*
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:37 pm rating: 90
#119
Anonymous
By Jove…Georgie, I think you’ve done it. You’ve made her stop. You da man.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:38 pm rating: 90
#120
MeinSchatz
Cain’t we all jess git alawng?
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:39 pm rating: 90
#121
MeinSchatz
I must admit, Georgie, that did seem to work.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:40 pm rating: 90
#122
KarenLW
Georgie – I’ve seen this posted here before, and I think maybe it needs repeating. This is all about passive-aggressive….not agressive-aggressive. Hang loose, dude.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:41 pm rating: 90
#123
WickedLady
I think we can. Georgie, I just wanted to say that I don’t have a problem with you or anything. I just got annoyed by the way you were attacking Mishee. No hard feelings? =^.^=
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:42 pm rating: 90
#124
MeinSchatz
Georgie is sitting in a corner with his arms crossed, scowl on his face, and his back to the computer. Dont think you’ll get a truce today, WikidLedy.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:49 pm rating: 90
#125
WickedLady
Aww, darn. I don’t like fights. >.<
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:49 pm rating: 90
#126
MeinSchatz
Georgie likes fights. Didn’t he make the girls cry or stick his thumb in a pie or something?
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:52 pm rating: 90
#127
Mishee
it didn’t “work” – I just don’t have anything to say to you guys at this moment. believe me, some stranger asking me to shut the fuck up usually makes me talk even more just to annoy them, because I can.. but I am trying to be the bigger person here.
plus, I do actually have work to do occasionally…
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:54 pm rating: 90
#128
Anonymous
Damn. Spoke to soon.
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:56 pm rating: 90
#129
MeinSchatz
“Spoke to soon”? Is that the manager/mayor of Wicked Lady store/town? LOL. Oh the irony…
Oct 22, 2007 at 3:59 pm rating: 90
#130
WickedLady
Uhm.. What? O.o;
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:01 pm rating: 90
#131
lou zurr
please say delicious for me one more time. i actually really like it.
PLEASE!
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:05 pm rating: 90
#132
MeinSchatz
I’m poking fun at Anonymous #109.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:05 pm rating: 90
#133
WickedLady
Yeah, I know. But I thought I explained that I was a planet or a person.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:06 pm rating: 90
#134
Canthz_B
No errors in #128, sometimes less is more.
Unless I missed something…?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:08 pm rating: 90
#135
GhostWriter
Team Mishee!
..and here’s to hoping that Georgie has the balls to attempt a longer stick-around than Oakley did, and something more in his raging head than, “U SUx Mishee!!”
Ragers can be so entertaining.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:09 pm rating: 90
#136
MeinSchatz
Okaaaay….is that the emperor or dictator of Planet Wicked Lady?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:10 pm rating: 90
#137
WickedLady
Fully agree with you, GW.
Team Mishee FTW ^_^
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:11 pm rating: 90
#138
MeinSchatz
Oh Canthz B….it should be “spoke too soon”. It’ll be okay, Sunshine, you can go back to your coloring books.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:12 pm rating: 90
#139
WanderingPenguin
Wow….6 posts in a space of 22 total posts on the board, all purportedly to get someone else to “shut the fuck up”.
How pathetic (and borderline ironic) is that?
It might be mildly more interesting if “georgie” had anything relevant to add about this new thread….but alas, he/she/it did not. So really, was there a point?
Didn’t think so.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:12 pm rating: 90
#140
Canthz_B
Perhaps we should assign Georgie and Mishee to clean out the office fridge and have a food fight every Monday!
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:13 pm rating: 90
#141
Canthz_B
Yes, I missed it alright! *sheepish grin*
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:14 pm rating: 90
#142
Canthz_B
I’m passed coloring books, thanks. I’m on connect the numbers now!
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:15 pm rating: 90
#143
Mishee
GW you are so funny! I am wondering myself how long georgie porgie is going to last…
I was expecting more from la deuce, but he disappointed me with his lackluster performance… let’s hope georgie has a little more spunk than that! There have been so many over the months to challenge me, but I see that I am the only one still here… BWAHAHAHA!
Happy Monday all!!
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:18 pm rating: 90
#144
WanderingPenguin
Hmm. Missed an open quotes back there. I must have worn that key out from using it so many times in one message.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm rating: 90
#145
WanderingPenguin
Oh, I suspect “georgie” contains plenty of “spunk”, never you fear, if you catch my drift, nudge, nudge, say….no….MORE.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm rating: 90
#146
WickedLady
And it’s a good thing you’re still here, Mishee. But about that “Happy Monday”.. I got the flu, so I’m not that very happy.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm rating: 90
#147
lou zurr
ironic must be the word for the day on someone’s calendar.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm rating: 90
#148
MeinSchatz
That’s the spirit, CB! He who can admit his mistakes saves us the trouble of looking for them, thus making it easier to come up with a wisecrack.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm rating: 90
#149
Canthz_B
Perhaps you missed my “?”…really, the wisecrack was not necessary.
You don’t know me like that.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:23 pm rating: 90
#150
Mishee
WickedLady – unfortunately you can’t hear tone, I do mean that Happy Monday in a simultaneous sarcastic, yet sincere tone… I usually let people take it how they want it, but to me, it’s usually sarcastic… actually (that’s for CB, actually)
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:24 pm rating: 90
#151
Canthz_B
“He”, his” and “them” do not work well together I’m afraid.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:25 pm rating: 90
#152
Sal
i wish more people would speak out like georgie. mishee annoys the fuck out of me to. and i hate having to skip past her posts as well. it’d be easier if she know that not everything needs to be posted or tried consolidating them sometimes.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
#153
WickedLady
Ooohhh… Sometimes I miss those tones in messages.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
#154
WanderingPenguin
I would imagine someone using the screen name of “loser” (yes, I know it’s spelled differently) would be well-versed in irony.
And you didn’t have to thank me for using “delicious” again, as you requested. But I appreciate the recognition.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
#155
Canthz_B
Thanx Mish!
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:26 pm rating: 90
#156
WickedLady
Loser?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:28 pm rating: 90
#157
WanderingPenguin
See, I wish that fewer people would speak out like Sal. Funny how the world works, innit?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:29 pm rating: 90
#158
WanderingPenguin
Sorry, WickedLady, should I have spelled it “lou zurr”?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 90
#159
lou zurr
i thought mishee was the one saying delicious?
im confused. i do get a kick out it though, whoever says it.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 90
#160
MeinSchatz
Hey, uh, WanderingPenguin, I’m a real person. And although my family sometimes wonders, I don’t have multiple personalities nor am I a trinity. Sorry to burst your bubble Sherlock.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:31 pm rating: 90
#161
Mishee
That puddin’ and pie was fucking delicious….
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:32 pm rating: 90
#162
WanderingPenguin
Which is why I was helping ya out, lou.
No harm, no foul.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:32 pm rating: 90
#163
lou zurr
ok, the group hug failed miserably, how about we all get nekid in a big old pile?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:33 pm rating: 90
#164
WanderingPenguin
Well, uh, if you say so, Mein. Interesting that all the shit-flinging started at the same time when the three of you came in.
And it’s not “Sherlock” it’s “Encyclopedia Brown” to you. Or better still, maybe you can keep the cute-ass nicknames like “Sherlock” and “Sunshine” to yourself. Ok?
It’s been fun, kids. But it’s time for a beer. Talk amongst yourselves.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:35 pm rating: 90
#165
WanderingPenguin
….that is, it’s time for a beer after the nekkid pile o’ flesh.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:36 pm rating: 90
#166
MeinSchatz
Rowrrr. Pffft. The claws come out, huh CB?
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:37 pm rating: 90
#167
georgie.com
Mishee, just because you’re the one still talking endlessly doesn’t mean you’re the only one here. Sometimes it gets to be too much and someone will speak out, but most of the time we just sit back, grumble, and try to sift through your shit. Sometimes I have no interest in even coming because you’ve turned it into a circus at times.
And Penguin, it’s just me. If others come out at the same time, it’s probably because they see someone saying something they think and so they speak up for a bit. But I don’t need to hide behind different names and if I have something else to say, I’ll say it as my own name. I don’t need someone backing my up nor do I need to make fake names to do so myself.
Yes, I know you see irony in me posting a certain amount of posts in a certain amount of time and that it’s ironic to you that I’m talking about wasted time…yeah yeah yeah. The reality is that Mishee is always doing this and I’ve taken a small amount of time to address it. And as I said before, sometimes you blow up when things get too annoying for too long and we’ve all seen that happen before with different people. The subject and target has always been Mishee, unsurprisingly.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:37 pm rating: 90
#168
Canthz_B
No MS…you’re not worthy, and dogz don’t scratch…we bite.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:38 pm rating: 90
#169
WanderingPenguin
But georgie “dot com”, there are myriad people on this site – as on everypublic site on the ‘net – posting a whole pile of stuff that is almost completely unrelated to the thread at hand. I have personally been guilty of that at least once per thread by my own admission. Why is it so necessary for you or anyone else to call someone out on that? I just can’t understand the targeting, I guess. And don’t give me any of that “it’s always the same person” shit. If everything that Mishee writes is so annoying to you, then it would seem to me to be a simple task to just skip it entirely. Everybody wins that way. Boo hoo hoo – my scrolling finger is getting sore from skipping messages. Give me a break.
And BTW and FWIW – you spelled “imitations” incorrectly on your home page. Twice. In huge red font. You’re welcome.
Man, that beer is getting warm. Where’s the naked pile? lou zurr, I’m looking to you to get things started.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:44 pm rating: 90
#170
WanderingPenguin
damn….missed a space between “every” and “public”. HTML can be a bitch.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:45 pm rating: 90
#171
WickedLady
Hey, I’m in for a beer. But a naked pile’s a bit too much for me.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:47 pm rating: 90
#172
lou zurr
somebody bring that sandwich to the pile, cause its a s.i.l.f.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:48 pm rating: 90
#173
georgie
The “dot com” was a typo, I don’t know what that real website is. I just don’t use my real e-mail so I type georgie.com and did it in both boxes accidentally.
And I’m not talking about people being off-topic. That’s understandable and fine. But the rate, and to the effect, that Mishee does it is insane at times and many, many people have posted about it in the past. So yes, I can keep scrolling and as I already said, I do most of the time. Sometimes it gets old though and since I’m human, I like to address it. The fact that others join in shows I’m not alone in my annoyance.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:50 pm rating: 90
#174
WickedLady
Perhaps you can write some sort of passive-aggressive note about it.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:53 pm rating: 90
#175
GVI
So is the “dot com” an intentional typo or not, i’m confused.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:55 pm rating: 90
#176
MeinSchatz
Yeah Sherlock, it is interesting. But I think this has happened before, Einstein. More recently a few posts (not comments) back when there was a “Mishee” and a “Mishee!”. Some genius, probably you, discovered for us that both of them showed up at the same time and posted within a few minutes of each other.
Don’t get your panties in a wad, Sunshine, drink your beer and relax. Next post it’ll be some other asswads (or maybe the same ones) doing the same thing and you’ll be reeled right in doing this all over again.
I think everyone knows how to tell if someone is real or just screwing around with different idenitites for the purpose of shit-slinging. You must have gotten some flicked in your eye, cuz damn, that riled you up. Like water off a duck’s back, man.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:56 pm rating: 90
#177
WanderingPenguin
The fact that others “join in” is not cause for self-congratulations. Nobody likes a mob. You never really had any rebuttal for what I wrote, so I see no need to answer further – it’s a waste of your time and mine.
And LMAO @ WickedLady for #175. Brilliant!
What kind of sandwich do we want? I’ll go shop for them now.
Seriously, I have to get a beer while it’s still patio weather for the last time this year. It hit 25 today (that’s 77 in F degrees) here and we won’t see that again likely for over 1/2 a year.
I’m trying to think of ways I can go more off-topic but I think I am done.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:58 pm rating: 90
#178
WanderingPenguin
Oh and MeinSchatz? Go fuck yourself.
There’s a good lad, Oakley.
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:59 pm rating: 90
#179
lou zurr
dont care , just put it on pita bread
Oct 22, 2007 at 4:59 pm rating: 90
#180
WanderingPenguin
“it”? Or the sandwich?
Oh, simmer down. Someone was going to say it….
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:01 pm rating: 90
#181
MeinSchatz
I meant it in jest, CB. Everything directed to you was in jest. But you gotta get all ‘claws up’ about it. (Like a cat, not a dog. Dogs are lovable, noble creatures.) Anyways, it aint that serious. You don’t know me nor do I know you and it seems like we are enemies now. That wasnt my intention.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:16 pm rating: 90
#182
Mishee
After coming back from lunch and reading what has been posted in my absence, I think the only thing I have to say is that Mishee (PAN Registered User, or “ME” from now on) and Mishee! are NOT the same people. I have no idea how this person was able to stalk me and probably wouldn’t use the name to post unless I was there, but there have been many Fake Mishees in the past, but none of them can ever be as awesome as the original. A few have been quite entertaining though, but most are just sad.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:17 pm rating: 90
#183
Mishee
But I do love the fact that I am getting jumped all over for “going off topic” when the entire thread how now gone off topic in response to the bitching about going off topic in the first place…
Good job georgie! Like the PAN God is going to be able to get everyone’s attention back to the front of the class now!!
Perhaps she will have to flick the overhead lights on and off repeatedly till everyone quiets down in their seats.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:22 pm rating: 90
#184
dogssuckass
oh jeebus…another bloody dog lover…no wonder meinshitz is such a moron!!!!!
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:25 pm rating: 90
#185
dicky49
louzurr, you have my attention! As a bemused bystander I must point out that we have gotten shamelessly off-topic on this thread, however hilarious it has become. Let’s blow up the fridge and start over with personal coolers; it’s so much more responsible…
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:27 pm rating: 90
#186
WickedLady
Hey, I’d love to get back on topic with you guys, but it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow. So sweet dreams everyone!
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:29 pm rating: 90
#187
MeinSchatz
So which one are you? Mishee! or Mishee?
Congratulations, here’s your fucking cookie.
Oh, it doesnt matter anyways, but that’s what I mean.
There’s always some idiot, overzealous, torch-bearing, moronic, Medieval-burn-them-at-the-stake-mentality-having- son-of-a-bitch whose sole purpose in life (or at least this website) is sniffing out the suspicious posts and usernames and exposing them in the bright, burning Sunshine for all to see.
Just ignore them, all they want is attention. And leave the real people out of your poo-flinging. But wear safety glasses, ya’ll, I hear that shit can get in your eyes and make you madder than a wet hornet.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:34 pm rating: 90
#188
Mishee
I agree #188 – I believe they get jealous because they want the attention for themselves… it’s not my fault I am a social person with lots to say. To quote that little brat on Kid Nation – “Deal With It!”
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:42 pm rating: 90
#189
GVI
AND NOW BACK TO THE NOTE
I love the fact that the note-writer said “Take a chance and put your various items in the fridge naked and have faith that they won’t be stolen”
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:45 pm rating: 90
#190
MeinSchatz
Disclaimer: The only thing directed at you, Mishee or Mishee!, is the question about who you were. Just FYI. I ain’t tryna start another internet war.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:47 pm rating: 90
#191
Mishee
I thought you were being facetious since it’s obvious. But to answer your question: I am MISHEE.. the only exclaimation mark by my name is put there by the PAN God herself.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:50 pm rating: 90
#192
Oveta
Being off topic isnt the problem with Mishee, being uninteresting is.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:54 pm rating: 90
#193
Canthz_B
I showed no claws…just a little lesson in grammar. I, on the other hand was advised to return to coloring books….funny, ha, ha.
I even tried to shut you, MS, up with a little self-deprecating humor…to no avail.
You’re not my enemy…you don’t matter enough to me to make my list.
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:56 pm rating: 90
#194
MeinSchatz
The parents of those adorable kid nation kids had to sign releases saying they wouldnt sue the producers, etc. if a child (presumably their own) was injured, died, hurt, blah, blah, standard legal BS but also they promised not to sue if their kid contracted any STD’s durin the taping of the show. Jeez. STD’s? For friggin 9, 10, 11 year olds?
Oct 22, 2007 at 5:56 pm rating: 90
#195
Mishee
There is a 14 year old there, and with kids these days you never know. One of the 9 year olds went home cause he missed his girlfriend!
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:00 pm rating: 90
#196
MeinSchatz
I matter enough for you to reply to me.
Perhaps you just didnt catch the sarcasm oozing off the ‘coloring books’ comment. It was a joke, CB. You got all up in arms over it. I caught your “sheepish grin”. I thought your oversight and acknowledgment was amusing. I replied with another joke. Obviously it was way too cleverly concealed in sarcasm. All it was was a joke.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:12 pm rating: 90
#197
MeinSchatz
Damn. At 9 the most important thing in my world was getting to see Battlestar Galactica.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:16 pm rating: 90
#198
Canthz_B
Or maybe just in bad taste…whatever, as the kids say today.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:18 pm rating: 90
#199
MeinSchatz
Yeah, you’re right, kids do say that nowadays.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:20 pm rating: 90
#200
dicky49
This is amost hilarious thread , much more aggressive than PA and a great example of the devil’s handiwork! Idle hands and idle minds do become his tools of the trade. About all that naked food lying around in our fridges…..
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:32 pm rating: 90
#201
MeinSchatz
Who the hell uses naked when referring to storing food anyways.
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:33 pm rating: 90
#202
Minerva
I can’t believe he’s justifying the PA note by saying he didn’t do the actual cleaning. Having been the “brave soul” at my workplace I would’ve preferred actual help to a sanctimonious note like that one. If the rotten food is in a bag, at least it’s not dirtying the shelves! I’m sure the writer goes around completely satisfied that he’s contributed, too.
Team Take Responsibility Instead of Assuming Others Will FTW!
Oct 22, 2007 at 6:37 pm rating: 90
#203
Zsa
Most of the posts today shoulda been on TMHQ- glad we are back on topic.
I’m with you Minerva- Mr. OCD shoulda been the brave soul cleaning the fridge not just the Voice of Reason. Where is my echo-o-o-o button when I need it?
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:16 pm rating: 90
#204
Canthz_B
ZSA….Don’t say such things!!!!!!!!
Meet me on the dark side.
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:18 pm rating: 90
#205
Mishee
you hate me cause i’m stupid!
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:22 pm rating: 90
#206
bigtime loser
Georgie, your posts were the most dull, inane comments left here. Maybe you can spice them up by making them more relevant to the topic at hand.
ie.. Your posts are the rotten tomatoes oozing out the crisper drawer, stop it or I’ll call the fridge police!!
or
Your thoughts mean as much to me as last months chopped salad with ranch dressing hiding out behind the week-old chinese left-overs.
Just some thoughts. Mishee(!), you rock!
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:24 pm rating: 90
#207
Canthz_B
Hee Hee…just lonely fake Mishee
Advocacy kids hug for you.
Oct 22, 2007 at 7:27 pm rating: 90
#208
Mishee
Zsa, it’s good to see you steering the kids back to the “Task at Hand”…
CB, glad you are able to offer hugs to the less fortunate…
Fake Mishee – comon now, let’s at least be a little creative and TRY – that’s the problem with kids these days, they just want everything handed to them on silver platters… if you want to pretend to be me, then you need to convince the rest of the regulars that you are me…
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:00 pm rating: 90
#209
Troy McClure
#19: It’s much too late now, isn’t it, for a PAN galactic gargleblaster joke? Sorry.
#45: hilarious!
#51: Lola, there goes my concentration for the day.
#57: Damn! If only I’d known, I could have had “Zsa, the TSA tzar’s tzatsiki!”
#72: You’ve got me there. When it comes to periscopes, I guess I just wasn’t thinking laterally, so to speak.
#78: I vote claw for social director!
Also: Oh Most High PANgolin, I beseech unto thee, though I am not worthy. Oh that there might be a separate thread, wherein might be discussed whether the one known to us as Mishee posteth too much. For each of us, your lost children, must go his own way in PANgaea, and I, thy most lowly servant, would that I need not read it.
#190: Nice try, but you’re dreaming!
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:24 pm rating: 90
#210
Mishee
All I have to say in my defense, is that I, in no way, tried to make the topic of conversation in this thread about me. Georgie Porgie did that… everyone else just followed suit.
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:30 pm rating: 90
#211
Canthz_B
Doesn’t a periscope require two mirrors?
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:45 pm rating: 90
#212
Zsa
Thanks Troy, I think… I totally had to google tzatsiki to figure out what the heck it was. And I thought only us Czech/Polish had the crazy constant combos.
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:52 pm rating: 90
#213
Troy McClure
CB, I dunno. I’m prepared to concede this point to him (despite his later behaviour) because I think the salient feature (& etymology) of a periscope is that you can look around corners. Shit, if some bastard figures out how to do it with NO mirrors, I reckon it’s still a periscope.
But who’s gonna help us out with some quotes from Crimson Tide or something??
Oct 22, 2007 at 8:53 pm rating: 90
#214
Zsa
Consonant…sorry. Although constant combos have their place too.
Crimson Tide fav quote: I DONT HAVE TIME TO THINK IT OVER!!!
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:07 pm rating: 90
#215
Troy McClure
Zsa, here’s a poem in Croatian. I wonder how they say “cvr?ak”.
Notturno (A. G. Matoš)
Mla?na no?; u selu lavež; kasan
?uk il netopir;
ljubav cvije?a – miris jak i strasan
Slavi tajni pir.
Sitni cvr?ak sjetno cvr?i, jasan
Kao srebren vir;
Teške o?i sklapaju se na san,
S neba rosi mir.
S mrkog tornja bat
Broji pospan sat,
Blaga svjetlost sipi sa visina;
Kroz samo?u, muk,
Sve je tiši huk:
Željeznicu guta ve? daljina.
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:07 pm rating: 90
#216
Zsa
Or from Down Periscope:
Call me a prude if you want, but I don’t think it’s good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has “Welcome Aboard” tattooed on his penis.
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:09 pm rating: 90
#217
Zsa
Thanks Troy~ I’ve never seen it spelled, but I believe its “ack” sound more-or-less. Kinda like a kitty cat hairball but much more sonorous.
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:12 pm rating: 90
#218
WanderingPenguin
So, um…. a bunch of people jumped on Mishee…I thought that was a bit OTT… one of them started being a dick to ME in response… and Mishee (in post #189) decides to CONVERSE with the assbag? That’s wonderful!
Fuck it. Maybe y’all are right after all. georgie, I apologize for taking you to task: she’s all yours. You guys can go to town.
And FTR I didn’t have any problem with MeinShitz [sic] until it decided to make its idiotic colouring book comment. It still hasn’t learned its lesson, I see, so this will be the last time I recognize it here. Friggin’ trolling flamers, I tell ya. Get a life.
New thread! Woo hoo! THANKS TERRY!
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:14 pm rating: 90
#219
Troy McClure
Zsa, yeah, it’s even harder to guess with WordPress having eaten all the most fucking delicious consonants, but I bet you’re right.
Oct 22, 2007 at 9:23 pm rating: 90
#220
ALA
Thanks, GVI #190 for your valiant attempt at moving us back to the note. Your effort, coming as it did in the middle of the single most asinine commentary I’ve ever seen on PAN, was appreciated…if overlooked.
Ok, so the plastic grocery bags are really no problem at all…but what always pissed me off was the departments that brought food in for catered lunches & then put the gigantic Macaroni Grill paper bags (think shopping bag large enough for 3 pairs of shoes) in the fridge – and each bag almost always had just the one thing…then, since someone didn’t bring this in from home, no one would claim it–either to eat or to chuck. I couldn’t care less about the plastic bags, but the damn gigantic paper bags from hell, different story.
Team “Dear Admin, if you’ve been paying attention, you know no one will eat these leftovers – please just throw them away”
Oct 22, 2007 at 11:55 pm rating: 90
#221
Doug Keaachie
Next thing you know there’ll be a terrorist threatening to let all the freon out the the refrigerator if anyone touch either his food or his science experiments. The freon, or it’s environmentally somewhat safer equivakent, is the gas used to transmit heat from inside the refrigerator to the coils on the back typically. Freon is/was bad for the Ozone Layer.
Oct 23, 2007 at 1:47 am rating: 90
#222
WickedLady
Perhaps he didn’t mean a periscope, but those funny dentist mirrors on a stick.
Oct 23, 2007 at 3:44 am rating: 90
#223
MeinSchatz
#218-Awww, does the baby need his pissy diaper changed or maybe the shit wiped out of his eye? You brought yourself into this, Wandering Asswipe. Now get over it.
Oct 23, 2007 at 9:35 am rating: 90
#224
Raymond
judging by how many fridge notes about stolen food show up, I’d say the naked idea isn’t a good one. I agree that the big plastic bags take up too much space, though.
Oct 23, 2007 at 9:42 am rating: 90
#225
shelly
Wowwwww this went way off topic, and I missed it all.
Lauralai:
Honestly, I’m not sure what I would use a UV ziplock for. Perhaps they are using them for small children! Zipping a child in a baby-sized ziplock is a lot faster than putting on suntan lotion!! LOL. And haha I love the sunglasses idea.
Well after what Claw said, I’m not so worried about boogers anymore! Now i’m more worried about eating ballsack. Ughghghghhhh.
Padlocks on lunchboxes… you may be onto something there! Then you won’t have to worry about thieves OR ballsack!
Oct 23, 2007 at 11:08 am rating: 90
#226
Canthz_B
Really got off topic
Oct 23, 2007 at 11:27 am rating: 91
#227
miser
That punctuation is fucking delicious
Oct 23, 2007 at 11:31 am rating: 91
#228
miser
May be this guy missed two interviews waiting for a callback?
Oct 23, 2007 at 11:31 am rating: 91
#229
miser
Ooops, I’m on the wrong thread
Oct 23, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 91
#230
miser
But those ziplocks are fucking delicious!
Oct 23, 2007 at 11:34 am rating: 91
#231
Nightwalker
Mark my territory?!?
Oct 24, 2007 at 3:13 am rating: 91
#232
RP
5 bucks says that the Refrigerator Police began mysteriously losing any food they put in the fridge.
Oct 24, 2007 at 2:49 pm rating: 91
#233
Doug Keaachie
$10 says Refigerator Police then installs Igloo cam.
Oct 24, 2007 at 4:54 pm rating: 91
#234
jordan
Unless you have had to clean a fridge used by 75 plus people, you have no idea how foul it is. I feel the authors pain. I also know from experience that notes don’t work. Save your time and energy. Just clean that damn fridge if it bothers you.
Oct 24, 2007 at 5:56 pm rating: 91
#235
dawn
Hmm, hard to decide on this one. Office refrigerators are disgusting, and I feel for the person who eventually has to clean them out. On the other hand, who the hell is this dude to tell other people how to not only pack, but transport their lunches? I, for one, don’t want my naked lunch items mingling with the other riff raff in the fridge, which is why I bring my lunch to work in an old school metal lunch box and keep it at my desk.
Team Brown Bag Rebellion!
Oct 25, 2007 at 12:03 pm rating: 91
#236
Mrs L Carrot
Actually, ashamed, though I am, to admit it, I’m with the refrigerator police. Then again, I’ve lived in a student house with five blokes each of whom had little regard for sanitation or personal hygine. What I’m saying is, I know how gross a fridge can get and I’m wondering if those of you who are coming down on the poor sod are, perhaps, unaware of the truly stunning depths of vileness which can be reached after five or six weeks by, for example, a cheese and pickle sandwich in a plastic bag…
Give the guy some slack. He tried to make the note funny and everything.
Cheers
Mrs L Carrot
Oct 26, 2007 at 10:32 am rating: 91
#237
Joe Blow
I actually agree with the person that left this note for the most part — lunches in the fridge that are in plastic grocery bags tend to just kind of lay around taking up odd spaces. You can’t really stack them or put them together because they all get crammed together, things start falling out, and all of the contents are different shapes that you can’t split apart without someone getting mad. It’s a lot better if you just go to Target and buy a small lunch box (I bought a short, wide one that fits really nicely in the fridge, either flat or standing on its side, and it’s much, much easier to work with in the fridge).
The worst offenders are the people bringing milk jugs, salsa jars, and six-packs of things like yogurt smoothies that they fully intend on keeping in the fridge all week, at a minimum. They take up space all week, and many times end up staying there for a while longer.
And that’s before the lunches that inevitably end up sticking around until the end-of-month fridge cleaning finally comes around..
Oct 26, 2007 at 12:45 pm rating: 91
#238
Heather Gallay
LMAO. I was office manager at a company wherein I was faced with the insurmountable task of policing the fridge because our location — Faneuil Hall, Boston — was known for a rat infestation. Every Friday, at 4pm, I sent out a company-wide email reminding people to get their crap or watch it be disposed of. I was fun to watch everyone scurry toward the kitchen, usually crying, “You didn’t start yet, did you?” over their shoulder at me as soon as the email hit.
Oct 26, 2007 at 5:07 pm rating: 91
#239
Coke-aholic
Hey how would a rat get into a fridge? Must have been a crappy fridge with big holes in the sides. Stuff in the fridge would be my last worry if there was a rat problem.
Oct 27, 2007 at 9:43 am rating: 91
#240
NYFifi
#25 Me too. Not only that, I find that if my stuff is in a bag, it’s less likely to be appropriated.
Oct 28, 2007 at 4:40 pm rating: 91
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