now finish up them taters, i’m gonna go fondle my sweaters

November 2nd, 2007 · 487 comments

writes tessa, who works at a restaurant in albuquerque: “the day manager left this note for the night cook, who does spend all night smoking, watching TV and calling his girlfriend on the business phone.” (i’m sure this note will absoutley set him straight.)

now finish up them taters, i'm gonna go fondle my sweaters

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487 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Mishee bang

    that cigarette is fucking delicious!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:51 am   rating: +3  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Rocky

      Here is a passive agressive note for you:

      Stop saying “[blank] is fucking delicious” it’s not funny anymore. It’s annoying. Yes, cigarette’s are delicious. Goldenrod paper is not. It’s played out. Being that the comment was posted 6 months ago, I’m sure I get to look forward to many more fucking delicious comments as I continue wandering through the archived pages.

      May 30, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: +18  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      maybe in your wanderings you will find where it started and figure out WHY it became a thing. Then you can think on it a bit and get over yourself.

      Here, have a unitard.

      May 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: +11  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   KittyKat bang

      Rocky, why don’t you go find the tootsie-rolls in my litter box? Trust me, they’re fucking delicious!

      May 30, 2008 at 3:22 pm   rating: +10  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   RunBarbara

      You’d better check yo’self, Rocky. Mishee is a beloved regular here and has been/will be around loooong after you.
      Yes, everyone knows what the fucking delicious joke it. Yes, we all say it a million times. Haven’t you ever heard of a catch phrase before? Maybe you’ve never been around a group of people long enough to have a inside joke.
      While you’re wearing that unitard and enjoying the fucking deliciousness of Kitty’s litter box, maybe you should consider what item you’re going to bring to the potluck- we tend to like things in stolen ramekins.
      Love, Casey in Human Resources

      May 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: +5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Canthz_B bang

      I’d suggest you never watch Kitchen Nightmares. Chef Gordon Ramsey says fucking delicious all the time!

      May 30, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Juliet bang

    Did he post that note for the night cook in plain view of everyone? Terrible!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Mishee bang

    I love to do absolutley nothing!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Juliet bang

    Now that is P-A! Love it!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Mishee bang

    A boss should TOTALLY not do something like that! Issues with work performance should be brought up face to face in a private meeting! Mark – YOU SUCK!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   WanderingPenguin bang

    Um….can’t they just fire him if they are “absoutley” sure he is smoking in the restaurant? Did they need this note?

    I do love it, though, So we need this note!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   eric the beehivehairdresser

    Isn’t that the chicken scratch writing of a 1970s serial killer?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Juliet bang

    I’d love to do absolutely nothing and still get paid. I’ll be at home. Just send my cheque every two weeks!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Juliet bang

    #7 – His dog told him to leave that note!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Mishee bang

    Maybe Mark should be “commited” to the looney bin if he is really a 1970’s serial killer. I am sure we still have a few of those running around…

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   FickleGal

    It looks like it’s in plain view for any customer to read. That’s so wrong and yet so right.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Katzndogz bang

    Why would he need to look at the prep sheet if he’s committed it to memory? If he’s trying to be sarcastic, it didn’t work out well.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   WanderingPenguin bang

    :O Holy wow! I just looked at the title! A Wet Hot American Summer quote! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard (read) one of those!

    “No, I said ‘Fondue With Cheddar’”….

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Katzndogz bang

    I’m sure it’s in the kitchen and not in front of the customers. If I were a customer and read this, I’d walk right out. Last thing I want is food prepared by a pissed off cook.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Strideo

    Straighten up Carlos!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   FickleGal

    Same here Katz. I’ve seen Waiting!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    If the night cook does absolutely nothing then maybe the restaurant should be closed at night.
    They are losing money.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Canthz_B bang

    “Don’t make me do to you what I did to your lazy waitress Mom, Carlos. Your mother doesn’t work here anymore!”

    -Mark-

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Mishee bang

    oh god they were probably wandering around without a hall pass and found their way into here! waa, waa, waaaaa

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Wade bang

    I hear they are hiring at Blenz.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Paul

    When I was younger I worked in my fair share of “resturants” as a cook, and I can’t think of one where I had the time to stand around at all. However, also remembering how the employees were to each other tells me all I need to know about Mark. He’s the shitpicking princess that nags you about every little detail and complains about Carlos doing nothing all night, but doesn’t fire him. Seeing as Carlos doesn’t see much of Mark to get the nagging first hand he will ignore Mark and talk to his girlfriend about him all night long. There’s even a chance Carlos will smoke the note with a smile :)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   WanderingPenguin bang

    I wonder if Mark left a note for the PAN gods. ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Team Cassandra bang

    #7 That is the the handwriting of the purely passive-aggressive. I know – I have an aunt that writes like that. If she had written that note it would look something like this:

    Dearest Carlos,

    I am SO impressed that you have committed the prep sheet to memory. No one has ever done that before! If you don’t mind, it would be great if you could put down your cigarette now and then and attend to it.

    Of course, I would never fire someone for their habits (even if those habits may cause cancer in my staff and clientel) but times are tough and finances are tight – I cannot afford to pay one person to prep and one to smoke. I hate to say it but – prepping is actually better for business:)

    Please let me know which job you’d prefer.

    Kisses,
    Your Auntie.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:36 am   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Wade bang

    I’m not all that familiar with “resturant” chains-of-command… how does the day manager know (or care) what the night cook is doing?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Troy McClure bang

    Now look at that yo-yo, that’s the way you do it
    You smoke a ciggy watchin’ MTV
    That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
    Money for nothing, phoning chicks for free
    Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya, that guy ain’t dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Maybe get a blister on your thumb

    He’s s’posed to clean the microwave oven
    Unpack the kitchen deliveries
    He’s s’posed to stock the refrigerator
    Not just watch the colour TV

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Team Cassandra bang

    That ain’t workin’
    That’s the way you do it
    You get your money for nothing
    And your smokes for free…

    Fun, Troy!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Team Cassandra bang

    Wade- The day manager expects to show up to a prepped kitchen.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Mishee bang

    Those prepped potatoes that taste like Marlboros were fucking delicious!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   In Which It Works The Other Way Around As Well For Your Friday Links « This Recording

    [...] We love passive aggressive notez. [...]

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   vox populi

    Apparation (Harry Potter style) is an aspiration
    of those whose work is an aberration to
    those of us with dedication
    to the job. Duly
    our appreciation
    will be expressed
    when your application to transformation
    from lackadaisical to motivation is
    noted.

    Mark (my words) the Day Manager.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Wade bang

    Ah!! OK.

    I wonder if mark’s cousin, “au statt” stephen, runs a pub in nottingham england.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   A.A guy

    Any “resturant(sic) manager who allows a T.V set in the kitchen is absoutley(sic) inviting his kitchen staff to kick back and relax.The same goes for allowing back of the house staff to sit at the bar and entertain themselves there.

    SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM!

    (and why does the letter a keep morphing into a “z” or a “>” ?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Lara bang

    I want to know how Mark knows Carols is hanging around smoking?

    It’s obvious how he knows that Carlos isn’t doing his prep work, because he probably comes in and finds the onions still waiting to be chopped, but does he employ a network of night-time spies to find out what Carlos is doing?

    Also, if the restaurants I worked in during college are any indication, the “day manager” isn’t the boss of the “night cook”. “Day manager” is just a title they gave Mark to make him feel important.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   A.A guy

    If you work in a restaurant DON’T let them promote you. It just results in less money,more hours and the Markerization of your soul!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   claw71

    I’ve seen this a million times and in my career as an HR Manager I’ve labored to get employers recognize that they are usually the root cause of these problems. Don’t empower lazy workers.

    Mark is a manager, we aren’t sure if he has jurisdiction over the night shift but as a manager he should be dealing with Carlos in a managerial capacity. Notes like this actually transfer control into the hands of the worker.

    Since Tessa confirms that Carlos is a deadbeat I can only assume that Carlos retains his employment by default. The employer can’t find a suitable replacement at that rate of pay and won’t increase pay to improve the candidate pool. Carlos knows this so he willfully refuses to peform his duties.

    As a consultant my first move would be to replace Mark with a real manager. Then I’d implement a performance incentive program to encourage consistent prep work from the night cook.

    Aftert that I’d call Tessa into the office and have her do a little prep work on my tube steak. Then I’d submit my invoice to the owner and be on my merry way.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   mere bang

    the first part of the note sounds like something i’d say–behind the night cook’s back. ‘instead of doing NOTHING, maybe he could, oh, i dunno.. WORK?!’
    but then again, being p-a is much more fun when you just shove it all inside…
    that’s why this website rocks.
    i do agree that it wasn’t so cool to have the note up in front of everyone.
    i wonder what restaurant this is, because i don’t necessarily want to eat there at night. cigarette ash and salad.. mmmmmmmm…..

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   GhostWriter

    How does Mark know? Simple- he doesn’t.

    The note was written by Tessa (who does know).

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   GhostWriter

    It’s not really a tall order- All he has to do is “take a look at the prep sheet.”

    He can fit that in during commercials.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   unholyghost2003

    I was about to say what Lara said, more or less. The Day Manager and Day staff get screwed by Carlos not doing any of the prep work (so they probably have to do it all when they first comw in) Mark probably CAN’T fire Carlos since Carlso is on the night shift and Mark is the Day Manager (implying that there is a NIght Manager who should be making Carlso do his GD job) and Mark probably knows how Carlso spends his time while NOT working from those poor souls who are working swing or have some day shifts and some night shifts. I HATE lazy staff.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   WanderingPenguin bang

    If it’s not really a “tall order”….wait for it…then would it be a… “short order”?

    Wonder what kind of cook that would make him? ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   claw71

    I bet the owner of the restuarant thought he was pulling off a fast one hiring himself an illegal Mexican to work the night shift but little did he know that Carlos was from Portugal.

    Employers need to check the backgrounds of their applicants. If you aren’t hiring a 100% genuine wetback you might as well hire a black guy.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Canthz_B bang

    I resemble that remark! :-D

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Wade bang

    Though it is possible that Carlos’ ancestors moved to the Albuquerque area 250 years before Mark showed up, lol.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Mishee bang

    I am still trying to figure out the title of this post…

    anyone know the significance?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   sunlotus bang

    He starts out with “Maybe” so I guess Carlos has the option. Given the option, I know I’d MUCH rather smoke, watch tv & talk on the phone than work any day, I mean night.

    Where is the Night Manager in all this? Maybe Carlos IS the Night Manager! Sweet.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   WanderingPenguin bang

    re #53: see #13

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   April

    Maybe the prepped food is being eaten by the Heisa Monster.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Wade bang

    I like the way Mark oscillates between passive voice words/statements (maybe, perhaps, find the time, your attention to this matter will be appreciated) and attempts to be more forceful and assertive (doing absolutely nothing, do something besides smoking).

    This note could be the very definition of passive-aggressive.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   morpho aurora bang

    instead of leaving this wimpy lil note, mark should stick around (or come back) and say something to carlos in person. i don’t like having to do someone else’s job either, but notes like this usually aggravate the situation. marlboro mashed potatoes could be just the beginning.
    cast iron skillets are wonderful teaching tools!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   claw71

    I’d like to know if this place is a semi-national chain with a penchant for promoting gutless teenagers to management as soon as labor laws allow or if some former IHOP franchise owner got too cheap to pay the fees and simply rebadged his operation as Bud’s Urbane Restaurant Parlor until he can opt out of the property lease.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   GhostWriter

    claw71, you’ve ruined your election chances!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   FickleGal

    Does anyone here think that women are born with a gene that causes them to be passive aggressive geniuses?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   WanderingPenguin bang

    Hmm. This is a note from Mark to Carlos. So I would have to say, “WTF does that have to do with anything, FickelGal?” :)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   WanderingPenguin bang

    And then I would go ON to say: “Can you believe I spelled ‘FickleGal’ incorrectly?”

    Sheesh.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   FickleGal

    I am aware of who wrote the note. I was thinking out loud, WanderingPenguin. Oh, I got it right on the first try! :)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, then my answer would be: they learn it from their moms, who learn it from….etc etc etc.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   WickedLady

    That prep sheet was fucking delicious!

    Yay, my first ‘fucking delicious’ comment. :D

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   claw71

    I know GW, but I’ll let you in on a secret:

    After Joe Biden had all of his issues with Indians (dots, not feathers) and African Americans (Obama’s clean and talks good) somebody had to fall on his sword. Since Colbert is only interested in South Carolina and I’m not strong enough to carry my own ticket I went ahead and took one for the team. But Joe’s on his own from here on out, if he pisses off some other ethnic group I’m not defelecting that heat. Especially if it’s those maple syrup licking freaks to the north.

    Now if I can only convince people that it was I who left Giuliani’s wife (the second one, right?)in her time of need I’ll still be on even footing with both parties.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   claw71

    Women aren’t passive aggressive, they’re manic depressive and it’s got nothing to to with genes.

    Unless the pair they just bought are too tight.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   WickedLady

    I object! I happen to be quite satisfied, not at all depressed.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   claw71

    Tessa was F-ing delicious.

    WHOA! (Now laugh as I wrap my arm around the back of my head to take a drag from my Marlboro)

    Hickory Dickory Dock
    Tessa was sucking….

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   FickleGal

    Are you suggesting manic depressive men don’t exist?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   claw71

    Wicked Lady:

    I find it hard to believe that you’re satisfied if you haven’t met me.

    The ladies all call me Snickers.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   claw71

    Of course not FickleGal. Men have mental issues too.

    We have to deal with women, don’t we?

    Bada-Bing!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   luvtosurf

    I guess the ‘boss’ had to do that out of frustration. Maybe things will get better. But, I had to laugh when I read it. That’s some funny stuff.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Lara bang

    I’m assuming Mark can’t stay and confront Carlos and tell him to do his fucking job because Mark is afraid of Carlos.

    He leaves notes, then slips out the back door 5 minute before Carlos’ shift begins.

    Actually, knowing Carlos, he’s probably late every day anyway, and there are people out in the dining room waiting for their Big Angus Onion Southwest Chipotle Burgers for like half an hour while he has a pre-work cigarette in the walk-in cooler.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   browser

    WTF!!!

    I can’t believe the racist B.S. some people post online.

    I bet CLAW71 wouldn’t have the guts to say that crap face to face with a person of color. And you all just let it slide. Damn.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:33 pm   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   mike

    I would love to smoke in a diner lucky bastard.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   hardman09

    sounds like Carlos, is a Joke and needs to be fired.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   WanderingPenguin bang

    Maybe you could become a night cook somewhere, mike. Sounds like that’s the way to go about it.

    As for me, smokeless dining experiences are the greatest gift of the 21st century.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   WanderingPenguin bang

    At least he spelled “Carlos” correctly. That seems to be a problem on this thread.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   WanderingPenguin bang

    You are not in that group, Mishee, from what I recall. I’ll bet you just scrolled back and checked, though! ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   browser

    Suckered? I don’t think so. I know what I read. That’s not even funny and it’s got no place here.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   WanderingPenguin bang

    Actually, I must disagree with post #84 – on all counts.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   unholyghost2003

    I am sorry for misspelling CARLOS. A mistake I shall never make again (helped by the fact I know no one by that name).

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   morpho aurora bang

    yep, claw got another one – wonder what he’ll do to this one
    and browser, if you bother to go back and read claw’s comments on previous threads, you will understand why it’s funny, and yes it did have a place here

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Mishee bang

    WP, are we talking about the same thing? I was referencing your post #77 – I know I am not a noob!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   WanderingPenguin bang

    No, Mishee, 83 referenced 82. ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Mishee bang

    #86 – you must totally proofread all posts or you stand the chance of getting arrested by the Grammar and Spelling Police…

    god, did you just come to this site and start posting? I spent a week on here before I posted a thing… people can just jump in to posting on PAN!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Mishee bang

    WP – ok, then no, I didn’t scroll back because I am pretty sure I haven’t mentioned Carlos by name yet…

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   GVI bang

    #84, it was hilarious what Claw said, and i know everyone of the regulars will agree with me.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   claw71

    Oops.

    Are they letting the blacks back on this site? Damn. You know instead of exclamation marks they should have some sort of icon to indicate the ethnicity of the users. You know… like a watermelon slice for black users, a burrito for hispanics, turban for dot Indians, Chief Wahoo for feather Indians, money for Jews…

    Dude, take it easy, it’s jokes…I’m black. Well, sort of, I have black friends so it’s all good in the hood. See, would a racist use an expression like that? Of course not. I listen to Fresh Prince and Biz Marke…I’m fly.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   unholyghost2003

    Re: 91 No, I read through many posts for a good week or week and a half before I started posting. I simply got over my fear of strangers on message boards some years ago. I will “totally proof read” from now on!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   WanderingPenguin bang

    uhg2k3 – don’t sweat it. There is no reason to be paranoid unless you are pointing out other people’s errors whilst making the same mistake yourself. There were plenty of people spelling “Carlos” or “Carlso” or “Carols” wrong on here; you certainly weren’t being singled out. It was only flying fingers disease anyhow – I do it all the time. ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   GVI bang

    #94 Claw you totally rock, and black friends are the best, i have some, but the always trying to steal my shit.

    #95, beware of the spelling nazis and grammer police.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   WanderingPenguin bang

    See, this would be a good time to prove my point to uhg2k3 by enjoying the spelling of “grammer” in GVI’s post about spelling nazis…..but it’s Friday and who cares? ;)

    Team Shit-Stealing!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   claw71

    GVI:

    Thanks, man. My black friends don’t try to steal my shit because being a trailer park kind of guy, I tend to get stuff out of their trash.

    Damn, bro! What’s the dilly with that love seat? It looks like the one I just took out my momma’s house. You be trippin, dog, straight up trippin.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   unholyghost2003

    WP thank you. :)

    97, I do not have black friends since I am from Wisconsin (also why I know no one by the name of Carlos) what is it like?

    Being both a Jew and a notoriously bad speller I will keep an eye out for spelling Nazis.

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  • #89   GVI bang

    WP, you have me all paranoid. :|

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  • #90   Canthz_B bang

    GVI I eschewed all Black friends long ago. All they wanted to do was dance and eat ribs! :-D

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  • #91   GVI bang

    Claw, don’t you just hate it when they come over and they leave their greasy, chicken eating, crack smoking handprints all over your place!

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  • #92   WanderingPenguin bang

    GVI, then my work here is done. ;)

    ….or is it?…. heh heh heh…

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  • #93   Mishee bang

    #94 – you made me worry for a minute, wondering if you were black, where the hell did you get an albino anaconda??

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  • #94   Canthz_B bang

    Sounds like a long story to me…

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  • #95   Mishee bang

    From what I remember about the story of his anaconda, everything about it is long!!

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  • #96   anon

    http://web.mac.com/anaconda_guy/iWeb/News/Ab.Green.Pics.html

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  • #97   A.A guy

    If you don’t hire a genuine Black guy does that mean the one the you did tends to be insincere?

    Oh by the way, wallowing in maple syrup is an experience not to be shunned; licking the stuff is strictly for tourists.

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  • #98   FickleGal

    WanderingPenguin, NOW the posts have gone off topic. My gene question doesn’t seem so silly now. :)

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  • #99   Mishee bang

    I got stopped at a roadblock by my house yesterday after work – the cops were handing out fliers and asking if I had seen the guy who was in the sketch…. guess what?

    He was black.

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  • #100   car car da great

    well smoking isnt productive…and neither is profanity…it makes you ugly

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   GVI bang

    And I hate cars, so im also carist.

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  • #102   Canthz_B bang

    I hate being great…Am I the Greatest?

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  • #103   leeshka

    Man, I wish I could figure out what resturant people here in abq are still allowed to smoke in. I’d take a couple packs and sit around with Carlos… hell, I’d do some of that prep work if a nice stiff drink was involved.

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  • #104   car car da great

    BTW: I kinda feel bad 4 carlos…

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   A.A guy

    I’m against the past Russian regime, I guess that makes me a tsarist.

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  • #106   GVI bang

    You figure it out.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   A.A guy

    I noticed that Mark suggested Carlos just LOOK at the prep sheet. Carlos could just be following orders.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   Canthz_B bang

    Mamma says, stupid is as stupid does!

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  • #109   GhostWriter

    Another vote against the low-brow racist humor.

    Is the rule truly “anything goes” on this site? because I’m not comfortable with that.

    …and guess what- didn’t we just kick someone off the site for some truly bottom-feeder attempts at humor?

    Where is the line drawn?

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  • #110   A.A guy

    Low-brow racist humor as oppossed to high-brow racist humor?

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  • #111   Mishee bang

    Just so everyone knows (although the only one I am scared of is CB, and he knows, that what I said was simultaneously a joke (to piss off people who think claw is actually offending!) and a little bit of truth…

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  • #112   GVI bang

    Calm down people, it was all jokes and no one was offended. Now go about your business.

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  • #113   Lara bang

    OnT, how does Mark know Carlos has memorized the prep sheet?

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  • #114   Canthz_B bang

    Poking fun at stereotypes is not racist or offensive.
    Believing in them is.
    That’s my personal take on it.
    If I can laugh at a “drunken Irishman”, or “cheap Scotsman” joke, I can handle the odd watermelon.

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  • #115   Mishee bang

    Maybe Carlos was forced to demonstrate his prep sheet memorization at the last company meeting, standing at the front of the group and reciting everything – if he missed an entry on the prep sheet, he was beaten within an inch of his life!

    He learned it fairly quickly with that teaching method!

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  • #116   A.A guy

    If you can handle the old watermelon then…POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE!

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  • #117   Lara bang

    And how does Mark know Carlos doesn’t “look at” the prep sheet, for that matter?

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  • #118   Olivia

    Team Troy’s Hit Remakes

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  • #119   unholyghost2003

    What makes the watermellons odd? Also, if you can handle the odd watermellon what do you do with the normal ones? How about the even ones?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 6:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   Canthz_B bang

    Same thing everyone esle does I suppose, what do you do with yours? :-)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 6:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   Canthz_B bang

    What bothers me is “Strange Fruit”.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 6:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #122   A.A guy

    Imagine there’s no prep sheet
    I wonder if you can
    No food to chop up
    Nothing done by hand

    Imagine all the day cooks
    Serving frozen veal

    Nov 2, 2007 at 6:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #123   A.A guy

    Want some real P/A ? Go to Rantasaurus Rex(under the blog roll tothe right 2nd post down).

    Not that this isn’t real.At least I think it’s………never mind.

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  • #124   reality

    what a slam while you are at work you spend employers time discussing some one who is slacking….hhmmmm

    Nov 2, 2007 at 7:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #125   reality

    Maybe in reality I am someones’ Mexican Boss who signs the big payday check!

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  • #126   reality

    How come my remark shows on the other thread and not here ?????

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  • #127   Mishee bang

    I am not at work….

    Nov 2, 2007 at 8:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #128   BoggyWoggy

    What a loser boss.
    What manager would do such a thing…totally unproductive and unprofessional…whimpy…
    A lot like Mishee.

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  • #129   Team Cassandra bang

    Hugs from Jesus for everyone!
    (He called and said it seemed y’all were in desperate need of Hugs here in PANland and He’d be delivering them himself but he’s kinda busy with his birthday coming and all.)

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  • #130   Intl Newbie

    @Unholyghost2003 you seriously need to check your grammar. How is it possible to not be able to spell -watermelon-???

    Nov 2, 2007 at 9:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #131   Intl Newbie

    Is it just me or is the note’s title totally unrelated to the note???

    Nov 2, 2007 at 9:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #132   Canthz_B bang

    Oh Playa!…THAT Noel!
    We’re just expecting a little wind and rain here.
    It’s not even on my list of concerns as you could probably see.
    I feel like such a putz for missing that one!

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  • #133   WanderingPenguin bang

    To: Intl Newbie –

    1) Spelling “watermelon” (or anything else for that matter) incorrectly has absolutely nothing to do with grammar. You “seriously need to check” your vocabulary.

    2) It’s just you.

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  • #134   Troy McClure bang

    #151: evidently it’s a quote from some old porn flick or something. Read post #13. I’m gonna watch it right after Dogma and Coming to America.

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  • #135   WanderingPenguin bang

    Nah, Troy, it’s actually a really funny (IMHO) piece of satire from 2001 spoofing those goofy Teen Flicks from the 80s. It was written by Michael Showalter and David Wain, two seriously funny yet deranged gentlemen, and the cast includes Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce and Paul Rudd among others. :)

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  • #136   bibberly

    Wet Hot American Summer is my favorite movie. Fondling sweaters FTW!

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  • #137   reality

    Well back on subject matter, back in the day I did my share of being the waitress it totally sucked. Having to smile when you really didn’t want to, being too busy just to find out nothing was prepped,so there you are lookin’ good back in the hot kitchen getting something done that was someone elses job. Dirty little bastards.

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  • #138   Troy McClure bang

    WP, like Meatballs & so forth? Sounds great, I’ll look out for it. (Didn’t really think it was a porno!)

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  • #139   reality

    was carlos or chico watching movies?

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  • #140   WanderingPenguin bang

    Yep, exactly like that. Although probably more like Porky’s, but any Canadian teenplotation movie will do. ;)

    I knew you didn’t think it was a porn but I also could tell not many people on here had ever seen it. It’s quite a hidden gem and I happen to really like Michael Showalter’s sense of humour. He has a few episodes of something called The Michael Showalter Showalter for viewing on the ‘net and I think it’s hysterical. Maybe check that out before you invest 120 minutes in the film. ;)

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  • #141   WanderingPenguin bang

    *teenploItation. Even though it’s a made-up word I still didn’t spell it correctly. :)

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  • #142   Mishee bang

    WP – it’s already on my Blockbuster.com queue…. but it will have to wait until hubby gets home – he loves spoofs!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 12:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #143   WanderingPenguin bang

    Excellent, Mishee. Feedback will be appreciated!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 12:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #144   Mishee bang

    And you know you can expect it from me! When do you know me to hold back? :)

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  • #145   reality

    I do hope you all stay in reality, ‘night for now be back later. Hope I will be welcomed with open arms. lol=lots of love

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  • #146   WanderingPenguin bang

    I wonder why “reality” thinks our memories are that short in “reality”. Interesting how someone who just a couple of threads ago posted some smack talk about it being “so sad” that we waste so much time on this site could come in and post 7 times in 25 posts, starting with an initial attempt to flame us all yet again.

    Yeah, open arms indeed. The better to crush you with, my dear. :)

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  • #147   reality

    o.k. at first I said some things that were maybe squeezable but not crushable. Then came some things to maybe ponder, then just giving me the finger would have sufficed but after that everything was pretty huggable if not just wanting to get a feel of who may be hostile and who would just like to debate an issue. You know this is passive agressive type stuff. At first it is like being the new kid and trying to figure out who would like to crush you so you try to beat them to it. Anyway I guess I know who would love to crush me in thier arms.lol Don’t quite know if that means laugh out loud or lots of love? oh well maybe another site would suit me better.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:14 am   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #148   reality

    GOODNIGHT PENGUIN.

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  • #149   cloak and dagger

    It is a bit of a secret society here, they guard it ferociously and get really mad if you tiptoe anywhere near their hidden enclaves, and shoo you away, but then criticize you for not getting to know them better before posting! Good luck.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 6:45 am   rating: +1  small thumbs up

     
  • #150   GezD bang

    If you can’t spell the word restaurant, you shouldn’t be allowed to own one.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 7:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #151   Team Cassandra bang

    4th Really.

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  • #152   Mishee bang

    carcar, I am pretty sure we will figure it out…

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  • #153   Mishee bang

    I am pretty knowledgeable – but I have never claimed to “Know-It-All” – when I have questions of life, love, and history, I refer to my Encyclopedia… err, Troy, Wade, and CB…

    They love to provide me with links to learn new things… one day I will be that “Know-It-All” you claim I am now! :D

    One day… one day…

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  • #154   The Sneak

    Ok, since you refer the the encycopedia so much, this is for you…

    Mee-Shee: The Water Giant
    Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia – Cite This Source

    Mee-Shee: The Water Giant is an Anglo-German family film shot in New Zealand and released in 2005. It stars Bruce Greenwood, Rena Owen, Tom Jackson and Daniel Magder.
    The film is based upon the Canadian folklore water monster known as the Ogopogo. This folklore began with Aboriginal peoples in Canada, and while the film was in production complaints from one Aboriginal chief about cultural appropriation caused the film and its titular monster to be renamed “Mee-Shee”. These complaints and the renaming drew media attention and generated controversy.

    The film itself received some good reviews. Some critics praised the performances, although evaluations of the special effects were mixed. In Canada, Mee-Shee was only released on DVD and never played in theatres.

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  • #155   Mishee bang

    Wow I remember when seeing my name on there was the highlight of my day…

    It does get old…

    Off to “Reality” – have fun seeing your name in lights! Registered users don’t show on that… thank goodness!

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  • #156   claw71 bang

    Damn., Canthz_B…That “Strange Fruit” reference is going way back.

    Did you happen to catch India Arie’s performance in that “Lightning in a Bottle” film? Stirring.

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  • #157   Canthz_B bang

    I just had to slip that one in there claw. :-)

    No, I have not heard that particular version, I’m not much of a movie buff. I just sit back as others reference films and directors and wait for it all to blow over…no sweat! I am impressed that some of our esteemed colleagues are so knowledgeable about such things.

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  • #158   WanderingPenguin bang

    If “your” smart?

    Brilliant.

    And boo hoo hoo, “reality”. “If you don’t accept me as a friend after I came in here flaming everyone all at once, then I will take my ball and go home.” Give me a break.

    I guess I was right about the College Humour link after all. Wish I wasn’t.

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  • #159   Mishee bang

    I noticed that this morning also WP – but didn’t have the time to comment on it.. plus it was way up there, I am sure it was long forgotten! Guess not…

    There should be an age limit on this site….

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  • #160   Reality bang

    Good morning!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #161   Mrs. Bender

    Sneak

    Nov 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #162   Mrs. Bender

    You

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  • #163   Mrs. Bender

    Annoy

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  • #164   Mishee bang

    LOL CB! You are hilarious!

    Re #206 – Poor Jim….

    Nov 3, 2007 at 2:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #165   GVI bang

    Damn, I guess we didn’t get a note for the weekend.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #166   Mishee bang

    I prayed for it GVI – but I think I was the only one praying… sometimes there is power in numbers!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #167   Canthz_B bang

    Maybe if we sing Kumbaya?

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #168   Mishee bang

    I’ll light the candles CB!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #169   GVI bang

    You go first CB.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #170   A.A guy

    I feel a virtual group hug coming on. BRRRR

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #171   GVI bang

    Whoa, slow down now, the only hugging around here comes from Jesus.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #172   A.A guy

    I just noticed the “since 1918′ at the top of the note. I wonder how many restaurants in Albuquerque would fall under that profile?BY the way where is Albuquerque?

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #173   The Sneak

    New Mexico

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  • #174   youjustme

    This note was harsh. I think that Mark should’ve talked face-to-face with Carlos. That’s kinda like dumping someone by text, e-mail, etc. Mark’s got no guts!

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  • #175   D

    That is funny… A boss should do that face to face, but sometimes this is more effective.

    Carlos probably didn’t change his ways though..

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  • #176   me

    I wonder if watermelon’s were on his prep sheet…

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  • #177   Mishee bang

    I wouldn’t want to have watermelon in my fruit salad that was cut up and prepped overnight! Well, I guess if it was kept in the fridge….

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  • #178   Canthz_B bang

    “me” is my cousin, he is asleep. # 225 IS NOT “me”….be creative you little sorry assed loser!!!

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #179   me

    if youre going to call fowl childish names why dont you be more creative about it?

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  • #180   Canthz_B bang

    If you’re going to be a thief do the time!
    And take the apostrophe from “watermelon’s” and put it in “youre” while your illiterate ass is about it!

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  • #181   Canthz_B bang

    You will still need to buy one for “dont”. Twit.

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  • #182   Mishee bang

    I think you were one vowel off with that name CB!

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #183   Mishee bang

    So while we buy this fool an apostrophe, we can purchase that “A” at the same time! LOL

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #184   Canthz_B bang

    I would never! LOL

    Well, not yet.

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #185   Canthz_B bang

    Let’s play the wheel!!!

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #186   Canthz_B bang

    Clearly, there is one less snake on this plane!

    Mother fucker!!!

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  • #187   me

    oh…so youre problem is that apperantly i used someone elses log in name who also calls himself “me”. sorry i left my omnishant powers somewhere …when i find them i’ll let you know, but Canthz B you could be a little nicer…afterall the word ME is a word in the english language and doest belong to anyone in particular

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  • #188   me

    but i can change it just so youre world can be flowers and butterflies again…K…? :)

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  • #189   Mishee bang

    I wish I had omnishant powers too!

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  • #190   Mishee bang

    CB – If I had those powers I would make youre world full of butterflies and flowers and FREE PUPPIES for all!

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  • #191   Canthz_B bang

    No need o be God-like…try READING…it’s FUNdamental…spell-checkers do wonders too.
    You obviously read at least through #132 because that is where the watermelon reference cam in.
    And NO, there is no requisite here that I be nice to you. Your mother doesn’t work here!

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  • #192   Canthz_B bang

    Got me so mad I over typed!! “TO” and “CAME”…little summinabitch!

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  • #193   Mishee bang

    I thought you were just being patronizing CB – but that works too…

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  • #194   Oti

    if you find mine you can have them Mishee

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  • #195   Mishee bang

    Thanks Oti, but no thanks. If I am going to have some sort of power, I would rather go for omniscient

    Try http://www.m-w.com

    It’s a lifesaver!

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  • #196   Oti

    I don’t spell check for recreation, I’m not that anal…as a matter of fact if you’re so perfect why do you need spell check anyway and i never asked for you to be nice to me, i mearly stated that you could be…

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  • #197   Mishee bang

    And as for “it’s a word no one owns it” – that’s just stupid and rude to come on to a site and read some comments and then take the name of someone on here who has been a regular for sometime.

    Be original and use something from your own life! Even “Mac” would be appropriate… or “PC” – whatever works.

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  • #198   Canthz_B bang

    Is your little teacher nice to you when you misspell and fail to capitalize and punctuate properly?
    Do you get milk and graham crackers for that bottom of the educational barrel shit?

    Just nicely wondering. :-D

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  • #199   Mishee bang

    Spell check should have nothing to do with “being anal” – it should have everything to do with being smart and realizing that on a message board such as this, most of what people base their judgements of you on is what you type. Plus, it’s just horrible to see all those mispelled words! Unless you are 13, there’s no excuse to be such a sloppy speller! (some of your mistakes I would not expect my 8 year old neice to make)

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  • #200   Canthz_B bang

    I cannot imagine the tears if WP were here!

    Nov 4, 2007 at 1:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #201   Mishee bang

    That’s the beauty of having a thread…. WP will be here eventually, and then the tears will flow!

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  • #202   Oti

    C.B you forgot to put an e at the end of the word came in box # 240
    Mishee if you going to quote me please do it right I wrote “ME is a word in the english language it doesnt belong to anyone in particular”…just FYI no one is perfect but im not so shallow that I’ll judge someone based on their imperfections :)

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  • #203   Canthz_B bang

    HELL, you don’t spell check for recreation because your ass can spell that! Spell Check for things you do not know…just how slow can this one be?

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  • #204   Canthz_B bang

    I made a follow-up correction idiot…the mark of character is the ability to admit one’s errors and take responsibility for them.

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  • #205   Mishee bang

    I don’t know about this… I am getting a case of the vapors just thinking about it…

    Bad speeling and grammer is something that chaps my hide!

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  • #206   Canthz_B bang

    You have no character no matter what you call yourself because you never offered a genuine apology…just some sarcasm about not being omniscient.
    You are a loser, and will be one until you, if you are wise, mature.

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  • #207   Oti

    It baffles me how agressive you are over trivial shit. I’m just enjoying this and don’t think for one minute I’ll be sitting here crying over someone’s judgmental opinion.

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  • #208   Mishee bang

    You think we are sitting here fuming about this ourselves? I’m cracking up… this is my raison d’etre

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  • #209   Canthz_B bang

    Fishin’ in a barrel! LOL

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  • #210   Mishee bang

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTo48iR58VE

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  • #211   Canthz_B bang

    Please scroll to the post-it note at the top of this page! :-D

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  • #212   Canthz_B bang

    LOL Mish…..LOL

    Nov 4, 2007 at 1:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #213   Mishee bang

    Fishin’ for snakes in a barrel!

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  • #214   Coke-aholic bang

    I thought it was shooting ducks in a barrel.

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  • #215   Oti

    You know, I would have scincearly apollogised if the responce wasn’t so offensive, but scince it was I don’t think an apollogy would have been accepted.

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  • #216   Mishee bang

    *seizing*

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  • #217   Mishee bang

    Coke, it’s been a long, Corona filled night… cut me a little slack now! :D

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  • #218   Mishee bang

    But I leave this in your capable hands… do me proud!

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  • #219   anglophile bang

    Ah, kids these days got it easy. They waltz in here, read a couple of comments, and before you know it–wham!–they’re embroiled in battle with the Giants of PAN. Why, I went a whole week before voicing my opinion that Mishee and Mrs. Bender were one and the same, and I was knocking my knees the whole time after! And it seems like just yesterday WP took my sarcasm wrong and accused me of having my nose out of joint before making up with a huggy-kissy fest which disgusted GW. But that was in September! More than a month ago, can you believe it? And another thing about these Johnny-Come-Latelys: do any of them even bother to take the time to italicize any significant words for the edification of their fellow readers? No they do not! The whippersnappers can’t even capitalize proper nouns, let alone type an apostrophe. To Hell in a handbasket, that’s where we’re going, folks. To Hell in a handbasket.

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  • #220   Canthz_B bang

    #264 is up for freaking grabs! :_D

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  • #221   Canthz_B bang

    #264 is up for freaking grabs! :-D

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  • #222   Troy McClure bang

    Oti, your apollogy means nothing to us.

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  • #223   Wow

    Okay, I have never posted in here before but I just had to ask….what is the deal with all the hostility? It’s just a funny website and there are people in here being total grammar Nazis. I mean, I like correct spelling as much as the next guy but geez, I am not going to totally berate some kid that wanders in here and tell them, “Spell check should have nothing to do with “being anal” – it should have everything to do with being smart and realizing that on a message board such as this, most of what people base their judgments’ of you on is what you type”. …. I mean, why are you judging someone in a forum like this anyways? I mean, are people in here really that bored in their own lives that they need to fill the void with semantics? That guy could be 12 for all you know and you’re laying into him like a damn interrogator. Lighten up… there are wars going on, you know?

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  • #224   Canthz_B bang

    Oh, Paleeeez, There are ALWAYS wars going on, there are always children starving…why have you not spoken up sooner on these world changing issues?
    Read the thread before you post.
    This is a passive aggressive site, not Oprah’s hot-line to the helpless!
    And BTW, spelling and punctuation count in a medium in which writing is the sole means of communication.

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  • #225   Canthz_B bang

    Or, Wow, did you actually read the thread and NOT catch the fact that Mishee and I were just playing with Oti?

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  • #226   Canthz_B bang

    Please see #257 & # 258 some folks are slow on the uptake I suppose.

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  • #227   Team Cassandra bang

    O – we know, don’t you worry:)

    KUMBAYA! My LORD! KUMBAYA!

    Come on, Everybody!

    KUMBAYA! My LORD! KUMBAYA!

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  • #228   Team Cassandra bang

    (the “we know” was for WOW, btw)

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  • #229   Troy McClure bang

    Soi-disant mental gigantics
    Blunder in here with dumb antics.
    Emotions get bruised;
    Somehow we’re accused
    Of filling our gaps with semantics.

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  • #230   Team Cassandra bang

    SOMEONE’s CRYIN’, LORD!
    KUMBAYA!
    SOMEONE’s CRYIN’ LORD!
    KUMBAYA!

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  • #231   Mishee bang

    This is just getting crazy… see what happens when you don’t give us new fodder Kerry???

    Team Mishee Rules!

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  • #232   Mishee bang

    Anyone else have issues with Detention Hall? I can’t stay logged in, but only on the dark side!

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  • #233   Mishee bang

    #269 – That rant was so fucking delicious!

    Of we go… To hell in a handbasket, or bust!

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  • #234   Troy McClure bang

    Hiya Mishee.

    Don’t you just love how he says “Your attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated”, as if suggesting that his attention to all other matters has been totally satisfactory, and that the only problematic matter is Carlos’ actually doing his job at all?

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  • #235   Mishee bang

    I noticed that Troy – I think all in all, Mark is a Tool and Carlos is Lazy….

    Nov 4, 2007 at 9:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #236   Mishee bang

    Are you having problems with putting your strait jacket on? I sure am…

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  • #237   Team Cassandra bang

    My strait jacket’s broken:(

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  • #238   Mishee bang

    So is mine TC – I’ve already emailed the proper authorities regarding this issue…

    hopefully you will be issued a new straitjacket soon – hopefully I didn’t have to fill that information out on the goldenrod paper!

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  • #239   Mishee bang

    In the words of Forrest Gump – “That’s all I have to say about that…”

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  • #240   Mishee bang

    Dammit, why am I always left holding down the fort all alone?

    *sob*

    *crickets*

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  • #241   Coke-aholic bang

    I can’t even get to the other side, it says the thing is not available. Sorry Troy, I will have to post my sonnet another day. CB–Does Oprah really have a hotline to the helpless? Jeez, I hate to think of what all that could encompass. Helpless can mean so many things.

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  • #242   Mishee bang

    Yeah, there is some issue with it right now Coke… hopefully the PAN God will go through this thread later and clean it out…

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  • #243   Ms B

    re # 248: I would not expect my “neice” to make those errors, especially if she were in the midst of criticizing someone for his or her spelling and/or grammar.

    *sigh

    Credibility, dear. Credibility.

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  • #244   Mishee bang

    It’s okay, I had been drinking and 307.5 – if that’s the only mistake I made last night, I’m all good…

    Notice it took this long for someone to notice that?

    Goes to show you how much everyone else cares, even in the midst of a Spelling/Grammar debate…

    But glad to know I wasn’t the only one who saw that! I tried to post a correction but got “You are posting comments too quickly. Please slow down” and then gave up!

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  • #245   Mishee bang

    *chanting* I before E, except after C”

    One day I will remember that!

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  • #246   Mishee bang

    oops… forgot to open the quotes! “

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  • #247   youjustme

    Every group of words with a subject and a verb is a clause.

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  • #248   Mishee bang

    You get a scooby snack and you go on your merry way?

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  • #249   Oti

    On the original subjuct matter of this blog, perhaps Carlos has already lost his job due to the wildfire’s in southern CA ( Orange county being one ) which would probrably changed this note into a pile of ashes and would relieve Mark of the duty of actually fireing him.
    None the less I find it ironic how my worst critic here has his handle in such a fashion that completely basterdised the English laguage and is yet consistantly a spelling / punctuation / grammer Nazi. Can This Be ?

    Nov 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #250   Mishee bang

    What do wildfires in SoCal have to do with Albuquerque… Invest in a a map dude!

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  • #251   WanderingPenguin bang

    *sob* <— as requested.

    You know, “grammar” is really not that hard a word to spell correctly. It’s just not. Yet, I can’t tell you the number of times I have been accused of being a “spelling and grammer Nazi”. Deliciously ironic, wouldn’t you say?

    Oti – and bear in mind there’s a lot of people this applies to, but you were the most recent – if you’re going to get into a war of words you really should show up with proper ammo. Post #303 almost made me poke my eyes out with a pencil.

    Oh, and a happy return to “real time” day to all. :)

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  • #252   WanderingPenguin bang

    Ok, not “a lot”. More like one or two. And usually they disappear and reform every couple of days. But still, the point was valid…

    Anglophile, that was over a month ago? Holy hell! Well, I’m sure glad you were mature enough to get me over that hump. I enjoy your posts. :)

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  • #253   Wade bang

    WP it looks to me like wordpress hasn’t caught up with “real time”, unless you are deploying a time machine. :D

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  • #254   Oti

    Mishee, there is an Albuquerque near Orange County SoCal ( Which was all on fire and some still is). There is also one in New Mexico and an Orange County in New York

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  • #255   Oti

    I think Spell Check would have alot of fun in here, I’m not the only one who misspelled a word but do any of you Text Message ? or Chatt ? that would break a Spell Checker.
    Point being that to many people here pay to much attention to the spelling of a blog entry which can be understandable but when it results to the utter bashing of someone, keep in mind that I’m not the only one here who has and the point of the blog entry is completely lost. :)

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  • #256   Wade bang

    ROFL, Oti

    And where is this mythic Albuquerque, California? Unless you think 800 miles between San Diego, CA and Albuquerque, NM is close. (There is the original Albuquerque in Spain – that one is 5800 miles away from SoCal).

    You forgot to mention the Orange Counties in Florida, Indiana, North Carolina, Texas, Vermont and Virginia.

    I’m usually live and let live, but please….

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  • #257   Wade bang

    Now, if you had said Carlos moved to Albuquerque because he tried to cook a possum in an Orange County microwave, and the resulting fire sparked a massive blaze… that would be funny, and would have shown you have spent some time here.

    Keep working on it, my friend. I have every confidence you will get there. :D

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  • #258   Lassie_Shatner

    Delurking here…..

    I love reading all these posts! It seems to me that the comments are better than the notes!

    THANK YOU TERRY!

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  • #259   Oti

    Okay, my bad, I forgot about Arizona bordering the states when i typed that you’re right Wade.

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  • #260   Lassie_Shatner

    Those comments were fucking delicious

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  • #261   Oti

    Speaking of mythic lands though, scince on applications I have to put down that I’m Caucaisian, perhapse you could find Caucasia for me. :)

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  • #262   Mishee bang

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth after reading all of Oti’s comments…

    Wade, CB, TC, GVI, and everyone – please pray to the PAN God that our strait jackets be fixed and fitted to us sometime soon! I’m going a little crazy now!

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  • #263   Mishee bang

    Sneaks comments probably had a little to do with it too… at least I wasn’t regurgitating to no extent…

    Although if I had to put up with this much longer, I just might be!

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  • #264   Canthz_B bang

    Any advocacy kidz in the house?

    Nov 4, 2007 at 4:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #265   Canthz_B bang

    Looks like this is the PANGod’s day of rest.

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  • #266   Mishee bang

    Oh Thank Terry you are here CB!

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  • #267   Mishee bang

    Oh HELL NO, you do NOT speak of the Almighty PAN God like that!

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  • #268   Mishee bang

    With Terry, it’s possible. Especially if he was living with Anthony Grosso, then they were both killed by Rene Hall’s smoking.

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  • #269   Canthz_B bang

    Oh Dear God, Is it still the children’s hour?

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  • #270   Mishee bang

    Yes CB, and Detention Hall is under construction or something… maybe a bomb scare?

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  • #271   Canthz_B bang

    Thee shall be smitten in due course blasphemer!

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  • #272   Mishee bang

    You tell him, CB!

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