Now finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters

November 2nd, 2007 · 488 comments

Writes Tessa, who works at a restaurant in Albuquerque: “The day manager left this note for the night cook, who does spend all night smoking, watching TV and calling his girlfriend on the business phone.” (I’m sure this note will absoutley set him straight.)

now finish up them taters, i'm gonna go fondle my sweaters

FILED UNDER: Albuquerque · now that's management · restaurant · smoking · spelling and grammar police


488 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Mishee bang

    that cigarette is fucking delicious!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:51 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Rocky

      Here is a passive agressive note for you:

      Stop saying “[blank] is fucking delicious” it’s not funny anymore. It’s annoying. Yes, cigarette’s are delicious. Goldenrod paper is not. It’s played out. Being that the comment was posted 6 months ago, I’m sure I get to look forward to many more fucking delicious comments as I continue wandering through the archived pages.

      May 30, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      maybe in your wanderings you will find where it started and figure out WHY it became a thing. Then you can think on it a bit and get over yourself.

      Here, have a unitard.

      May 30, 2008 at 3:19 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   KittyKat bang

      Rocky, why don’t you go find the tootsie-rolls in my litter box? Trust me, they’re fucking delicious!

      May 30, 2008 at 3:22 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   RunBarbara

      You’d better check yo’self, Rocky. Mishee is a beloved regular here and has been/will be around loooong after you.
      Yes, everyone knows what the fucking delicious joke it. Yes, we all say it a million times. Haven’t you ever heard of a catch phrase before? Maybe you’ve never been around a group of people long enough to have a inside joke.
      While you’re wearing that unitard and enjoying the fucking deliciousness of Kitty’s litter box, maybe you should consider what item you’re going to bring to the potluck- we tend to like things in stolen ramekins.
      Love, Casey in Human Resources

      May 30, 2008 at 4:00 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Canthz_B bang

      I’d suggest you never watch Kitchen Nightmares. Chef Gordon Ramsey says fucking delicious all the time!

      May 30, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Juliet bang

    Did he post that note for the night cook in plain view of everyone? Terrible!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Mishee bang

    I love to do absolutley nothing!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Juliet bang

    Now that is P-A! Love it!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Mishee bang

    A boss should TOTALLY not do something like that! Issues with work performance should be brought up face to face in a private meeting! Mark – YOU SUCK!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   WanderingPenguin bang

    Um….can’t they just fire him if they are “absoutley” sure he is smoking in the restaurant? Did they need this note?

    I do love it, though, So we need this note!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   eric the beehivehairdresser

    Isn’t that the chicken scratch writing of a 1970s serial killer?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Juliet bang

    I’d love to do absolutely nothing and still get paid. I’ll be at home. Just send my cheque every two weeks!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Juliet bang

    #7 – His dog told him to leave that note!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Mishee bang

    Maybe Mark should be “commited” to the looney bin if he is really a 1970′s serial killer. I am sure we still have a few of those running around…

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   FickleGal

    It looks like it’s in plain view for any customer to read. That’s so wrong and yet so right.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Katzndogz bang

    Why would he need to look at the prep sheet if he’s committed it to memory? If he’s trying to be sarcastic, it didn’t work out well.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   WanderingPenguin bang

    :O Holy wow! I just looked at the title! A Wet Hot American Summer quote! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard (read) one of those!

    “No, I said ‘Fondue With Cheddar’”….

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Katzndogz bang

    I’m sure it’s in the kitchen and not in front of the customers. If I were a customer and read this, I’d walk right out. Last thing I want is food prepared by a pissed off cook.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Strideo

    Straighten up Carlos!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   FickleGal

    Same here Katz. I’ve seen Waiting!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:05 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    If the night cook does absolutely nothing then maybe the restaurant should be closed at night.
    They are losing money.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Canthz_B bang

    “Don’t make me do to you what I did to your lazy waitress Mom, Carlos. Your mother doesn’t work here anymore!”

    -Mark-

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Mishee bang

    oh god they were probably wandering around without a hall pass and found their way into here! waa, waa, waaaaa

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Wade bang

    I hear they are hiring at Blenz.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Paul

    When I was younger I worked in my fair share of “resturants” as a cook, and I can’t think of one where I had the time to stand around at all. However, also remembering how the employees were to each other tells me all I need to know about Mark. He’s the shitpicking princess that nags you about every little detail and complains about Carlos doing nothing all night, but doesn’t fire him. Seeing as Carlos doesn’t see much of Mark to get the nagging first hand he will ignore Mark and talk to his girlfriend about him all night long. There’s even a chance Carlos will smoke the note with a smile :)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   WanderingPenguin bang

    I wonder if Mark left a note for the PAN gods. ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Team Cassandra bang

    #7 That is the the handwriting of the purely passive-aggressive. I know – I have an aunt that writes like that. If she had written that note it would look something like this:

    Dearest Carlos,

    I am SO impressed that you have committed the prep sheet to memory. No one has ever done that before! If you don’t mind, it would be great if you could put down your cigarette now and then and attend to it.

    Of course, I would never fire someone for their habits (even if those habits may cause cancer in my staff and clientel) but times are tough and finances are tight – I cannot afford to pay one person to prep and one to smoke. I hate to say it but – prepping is actually better for business:)

    Please let me know which job you’d prefer.

    Kisses,
    Your Auntie.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Wade bang

    I’m not all that familiar with “resturant” chains-of-command… how does the day manager know (or care) what the night cook is doing?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Troy McClure bang

    Now look at that yo-yo, that’s the way you do it
    You smoke a ciggy watchin’ MTV
    That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
    Money for nothing, phoning chicks for free
    Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
    Lemme tell ya, that guy ain’t dumb
    Maybe get a blister on your little finger
    Maybe get a blister on your thumb

    He’s s’posed to clean the microwave oven
    Unpack the kitchen deliveries
    He’s s’posed to stock the refrigerator
    Not just watch the colour TV

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Team Cassandra bang

    That ain’t workin’
    That’s the way you do it
    You get your money for nothing
    And your smokes for free…

    Fun, Troy!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:43 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Team Cassandra bang

    Wade- The day manager expects to show up to a prepped kitchen.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Mishee bang

    Those prepped potatoes that taste like Marlboros were fucking delicious!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   In Which It Works The Other Way Around As Well For Your Friday Links « This Recording

    [...] We love passive aggressive notez. [...]

    Nov 2, 2007 at 11:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   vox populi

    Apparation (Harry Potter style) is an aspiration
    of those whose work is an aberration to
    those of us with dedication
    to the job. Duly
    our appreciation
    will be expressed
    when your application to transformation
    from lackadaisical to motivation is
    noted.

    Mark (my words) the Day Manager.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Wade bang

    Ah!! OK.

    I wonder if mark’s cousin, “au statt” stephen, runs a pub in nottingham england.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   A.A guy

    Any “resturant(sic) manager who allows a T.V set in the kitchen is absoutley(sic) inviting his kitchen staff to kick back and relax.The same goes for allowing back of the house staff to sit at the bar and entertain themselves there.

    SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM!

    (and why does the letter a keep morphing into a “z” or a “>” ?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Lara bang

    I want to know how Mark knows Carols is hanging around smoking?

    It’s obvious how he knows that Carlos isn’t doing his prep work, because he probably comes in and finds the onions still waiting to be chopped, but does he employ a network of night-time spies to find out what Carlos is doing?

    Also, if the restaurants I worked in during college are any indication, the “day manager” isn’t the boss of the “night cook”. “Day manager” is just a title they gave Mark to make him feel important.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   A.A guy

    If you work in a restaurant DON’T let them promote you. It just results in less money,more hours and the Markerization of your soul!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   claw71

    I’ve seen this a million times and in my career as an HR Manager I’ve labored to get employers recognize that they are usually the root cause of these problems. Don’t empower lazy workers.

    Mark is a manager, we aren’t sure if he has jurisdiction over the night shift but as a manager he should be dealing with Carlos in a managerial capacity. Notes like this actually transfer control into the hands of the worker.

    Since Tessa confirms that Carlos is a deadbeat I can only assume that Carlos retains his employment by default. The employer can’t find a suitable replacement at that rate of pay and won’t increase pay to improve the candidate pool. Carlos knows this so he willfully refuses to peform his duties.

    As a consultant my first move would be to replace Mark with a real manager. Then I’d implement a performance incentive program to encourage consistent prep work from the night cook.

    Aftert that I’d call Tessa into the office and have her do a little prep work on my tube steak. Then I’d submit my invoice to the owner and be on my merry way.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   mere bang

    the first part of the note sounds like something i’d say–behind the night cook’s back. ‘instead of doing NOTHING, maybe he could, oh, i dunno.. WORK?!’
    but then again, being p-a is much more fun when you just shove it all inside…
    that’s why this website rocks.
    i do agree that it wasn’t so cool to have the note up in front of everyone.
    i wonder what restaurant this is, because i don’t necessarily want to eat there at night. cigarette ash and salad.. mmmmmmmm…..

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   GhostWriter

    How does Mark know? Simple- he doesn’t.

    The note was written by Tessa (who does know).

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   GhostWriter

    It’s not really a tall order- All he has to do is “take a look at the prep sheet.”

    He can fit that in during commercials.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   unholyghost2003

    I was about to say what Lara said, more or less. The Day Manager and Day staff get screwed by Carlos not doing any of the prep work (so they probably have to do it all when they first comw in) Mark probably CAN’T fire Carlos since Carlso is on the night shift and Mark is the Day Manager (implying that there is a NIght Manager who should be making Carlso do his GD job) and Mark probably knows how Carlso spends his time while NOT working from those poor souls who are working swing or have some day shifts and some night shifts. I HATE lazy staff.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   WanderingPenguin bang

    If it’s not really a “tall order”….wait for it…then would it be a… “short order”?

    Wonder what kind of cook that would make him? ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   claw71

    I bet the owner of the restuarant thought he was pulling off a fast one hiring himself an illegal Mexican to work the night shift but little did he know that Carlos was from Portugal.

    Employers need to check the backgrounds of their applicants. If you aren’t hiring a 100% genuine wetback you might as well hire a black guy.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Canthz_B bang

    I resemble that remark! :-D

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Wade bang

    Though it is possible that Carlos’ ancestors moved to the Albuquerque area 250 years before Mark showed up, lol.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Mishee bang

    I am still trying to figure out the title of this post…

    anyone know the significance?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   sunlotus bang

    He starts out with “Maybe” so I guess Carlos has the option. Given the option, I know I’d MUCH rather smoke, watch tv & talk on the phone than work any day, I mean night.

    Where is the Night Manager in all this? Maybe Carlos IS the Night Manager! Sweet.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   WanderingPenguin bang

    re #53: see #13

    Nov 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   April

    Maybe the prepped food is being eaten by the Heisa Monster.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Wade bang

    I like the way Mark oscillates between passive voice words/statements (maybe, perhaps, find the time, your attention to this matter will be appreciated) and attempts to be more forceful and assertive (doing absolutely nothing, do something besides smoking).

    This note could be the very definition of passive-aggressive.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   morpho aurora bang

    instead of leaving this wimpy lil note, mark should stick around (or come back) and say something to carlos in person. i don’t like having to do someone else’s job either, but notes like this usually aggravate the situation. marlboro mashed potatoes could be just the beginning.
    cast iron skillets are wonderful teaching tools!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   claw71

    I’d like to know if this place is a semi-national chain with a penchant for promoting gutless teenagers to management as soon as labor laws allow or if some former IHOP franchise owner got too cheap to pay the fees and simply rebadged his operation as Bud’s Urbane Restaurant Parlor until he can opt out of the property lease.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   GhostWriter

    claw71, you’ve ruined your election chances!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   FickleGal

    Does anyone here think that women are born with a gene that causes them to be passive aggressive geniuses?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   WanderingPenguin bang

    Hmm. This is a note from Mark to Carlos. So I would have to say, “WTF does that have to do with anything, FickelGal?” :)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   WanderingPenguin bang

    And then I would go ON to say: “Can you believe I spelled ‘FickleGal’ incorrectly?”

    Sheesh.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   FickleGal

    I am aware of who wrote the note. I was thinking out loud, WanderingPenguin. Oh, I got it right on the first try! :)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, then my answer would be: they learn it from their moms, who learn it from….etc etc etc.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   WickedLady

    That prep sheet was fucking delicious!

    Yay, my first ‘fucking delicious’ comment. :D

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   claw71

    I know GW, but I’ll let you in on a secret:

    After Joe Biden had all of his issues with Indians (dots, not feathers) and African Americans (Obama’s clean and talks good) somebody had to fall on his sword. Since Colbert is only interested in South Carolina and I’m not strong enough to carry my own ticket I went ahead and took one for the team. But Joe’s on his own from here on out, if he pisses off some other ethnic group I’m not defelecting that heat. Especially if it’s those maple syrup licking freaks to the north.

    Now if I can only convince people that it was I who left Giuliani’s wife (the second one, right?)in her time of need I’ll still be on even footing with both parties.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   claw71

    Women aren’t passive aggressive, they’re manic depressive and it’s got nothing to to with genes.

    Unless the pair they just bought are too tight.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   WickedLady

    I object! I happen to be quite satisfied, not at all depressed.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   claw71

    Tessa was F-ing delicious.

    WHOA! (Now laugh as I wrap my arm around the back of my head to take a drag from my Marlboro)

    Hickory Dickory Dock
    Tessa was sucking….

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   FickleGal

    Are you suggesting manic depressive men don’t exist?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   claw71

    Wicked Lady:

    I find it hard to believe that you’re satisfied if you haven’t met me.

    The ladies all call me Snickers.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   claw71

    Of course not FickleGal. Men have mental issues too.

    We have to deal with women, don’t we?

    Bada-Bing!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   luvtosurf

    I guess the ‘boss’ had to do that out of frustration. Maybe things will get better. But, I had to laugh when I read it. That’s some funny stuff.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 1:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Lara bang

    I’m assuming Mark can’t stay and confront Carlos and tell him to do his fucking job because Mark is afraid of Carlos.

    He leaves notes, then slips out the back door 5 minute before Carlos’ shift begins.

    Actually, knowing Carlos, he’s probably late every day anyway, and there are people out in the dining room waiting for their Big Angus Onion Southwest Chipotle Burgers for like half an hour while he has a pre-work cigarette in the walk-in cooler.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 2:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   browser

    WTF!!!

    I can’t believe the racist B.S. some people post online.

    I bet CLAW71 wouldn’t have the guts to say that crap face to face with a person of color. And you all just let it slide. Damn.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   mike

    I would love to smoke in a diner lucky bastard.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   hardman09

    sounds like Carlos, is a Joke and needs to be fired.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   WanderingPenguin bang

    Maybe you could become a night cook somewhere, mike. Sounds like that’s the way to go about it.

    As for me, smokeless dining experiences are the greatest gift of the 21st century.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   WanderingPenguin bang

    At least he spelled “Carlos” correctly. That seems to be a problem on this thread.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   WanderingPenguin bang

    You are not in that group, Mishee, from what I recall. I’ll bet you just scrolled back and checked, though! ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   browser

    Suckered? I don’t think so. I know what I read. That’s not even funny and it’s got no place here.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   WanderingPenguin bang

    Actually, I must disagree with post #84 – on all counts.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   unholyghost2003

    I am sorry for misspelling CARLOS. A mistake I shall never make again (helped by the fact I know no one by that name).

    Nov 2, 2007 at 3:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   morpho aurora bang

    yep, claw got another one – wonder what he’ll do to this one
    and browser, if you bother to go back and read claw’s comments on previous threads, you will understand why it’s funny, and yes it did have a place here

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Mishee bang

    WP, are we talking about the same thing? I was referencing your post #77 – I know I am not a noob!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   WanderingPenguin bang

    No, Mishee, 83 referenced 82. ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Mishee bang

    #86 – you must totally proofread all posts or you stand the chance of getting arrested by the Grammar and Spelling Police…

    god, did you just come to this site and start posting? I spent a week on here before I posted a thing… people can just jump in to posting on PAN!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Mishee bang

    WP – ok, then no, I didn’t scroll back because I am pretty sure I haven’t mentioned Carlos by name yet…

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   GVI bang

    #84, it was hilarious what Claw said, and i know everyone of the regulars will agree with me.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   claw71

    Oops.

    Are they letting the blacks back on this site? Damn. You know instead of exclamation marks they should have some sort of icon to indicate the ethnicity of the users. You know… like a watermelon slice for black users, a burrito for hispanics, turban for dot Indians, Chief Wahoo for feather Indians, money for Jews…

    Dude, take it easy, it’s jokes…I’m black. Well, sort of, I have black friends so it’s all good in the hood. See, would a racist use an expression like that? Of course not. I listen to Fresh Prince and Biz Marke…I’m fly.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   unholyghost2003

    Re: 91 No, I read through many posts for a good week or week and a half before I started posting. I simply got over my fear of strangers on message boards some years ago. I will “totally proof read” from now on!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   WanderingPenguin bang

    uhg2k3 – don’t sweat it. There is no reason to be paranoid unless you are pointing out other people’s errors whilst making the same mistake yourself. There were plenty of people spelling “Carlos” or “Carlso” or “Carols” wrong on here; you certainly weren’t being singled out. It was only flying fingers disease anyhow – I do it all the time. ;)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   GVI bang

    #94 Claw you totally rock, and black friends are the best, i have some, but the always trying to steal my shit.

    #95, beware of the spelling nazis and grammer police.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   WanderingPenguin bang

    See, this would be a good time to prove my point to uhg2k3 by enjoying the spelling of “grammer” in GVI’s post about spelling nazis…..but it’s Friday and who cares? ;)

    Team Shit-Stealing!

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   claw71

    GVI:

    Thanks, man. My black friends don’t try to steal my shit because being a trailer park kind of guy, I tend to get stuff out of their trash.

    Damn, bro! What’s the dilly with that love seat? It looks like the one I just took out my momma’s house. You be trippin, dog, straight up trippin.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   unholyghost2003

    WP thank you. :)

    97, I do not have black friends since I am from Wisconsin (also why I know no one by the name of Carlos) what is it like?

    Being both a Jew and a notoriously bad speller I will keep an eye out for spelling Nazis.

    Nov 2, 2007 at 4:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   GVI bang

    WP, you have me all paranoid. :|

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  • #90   Canthz_B bang

    GVI I eschewed all Black friends long ago. All they wanted to do was dance and eat ribs! :-D

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  • #91   GVI bang

    Claw, don’t you just hate it when they come over and they leave their greasy, chicken eating, crack smoking handprints all over your place!

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  • #92   WanderingPenguin bang

    GVI, then my work here is done. ;)

    ….or is it?…. heh heh heh…

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  • #93   Mishee bang

    #94 – you made me worry for a minute, wondering if you were black, where the hell did you get an albino anaconda??

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  • #94   Canthz_B bang

    Sounds like a long story to me…

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  • #95   Mishee bang

    From what I remember about the story of his anaconda, everything about it is long!!

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  • #96   anon

    http://web.mac.com/anaconda_guy/iWeb/News/Ab.Green.Pics.html

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  • #97   A.A guy

    If you don’t hire a genuine Black guy does that mean the one the you did tends to be insincere?

    Oh by the way, wallowing in maple syrup is an experience not to be shunned; licking the stuff is strictly for tourists.

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  • #98   FickleGal

    WanderingPenguin, NOW the posts have gone off topic. My gene question doesn’t seem so silly now. :)

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  • #99   Mishee bang

    I got stopped at a roadblock by my house yesterday after work – the cops were handing out fliers and asking if I had seen the guy who was in the sketch…. guess what?

    He was black.

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  • #100   car car da great

    well smoking isnt productive…and neither is profanity…it makes you ugly

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  • #101   GVI bang

    And I hate cars, so im also carist.

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  • #102   Canthz_B bang

    I hate being great…Am I the Greatest?

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  • #103   leeshka

    Man, I wish I could figure out what resturant people here in abq are still allowed to smoke in. I’d take a couple packs and sit around with Carlos… hell, I’d do some of that prep work if a nice stiff drink was involved.

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  • #104   car car da great

    BTW: I kinda feel bad 4 carlos…

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  • #105   A.A guy

    I’m against the past Russian regime, I guess that makes me a tsarist.

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  • #106   GVI bang

    You figure it out.

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  • #107   A.A guy

    I noticed that Mark suggested Carlos just LOOK at the prep sheet. Carlos could just be following orders.

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  • #108   Canthz_B bang

    Mamma says, stupid is as stupid does!

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  • #109   GhostWriter

    Another vote against the low-brow racist humor.

    Is the rule truly “anything goes” on this site? because I’m not comfortable with that.

    …and guess what- didn’t we just kick someone off the site for some truly bottom-feeder attempts at humor?

    Where is the line drawn?

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  • #110   A.A guy

    Low-brow racist humor as oppossed to high-brow racist humor?

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  • #111   Mishee bang

    Just so everyone knows (although the only one I am scared of is CB, and he knows, that what I said was simultaneously a joke (to piss off people who think claw is actually offending!) and a little bit of truth…

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  • #112   GVI bang

    Calm down people, it was all jokes and no one was offended. Now go about your business.

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  • #113   Lara bang

    OnT, how does Mark know Carlos has memorized the prep sheet?

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  • #114   Canthz_B bang

    Poking fun at stereotypes is not racist or offensive.
    Believing in them is.
    That’s my personal take on it.
    If I can laugh at a “drunken Irishman”, or “cheap Scotsman” joke, I can handle the odd watermelon.

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  • #115   Mishee bang

    Maybe Carlos was forced to demonstrate his prep sheet memorization at the last company meeting, standing at the front of the group and reciting everything – if he missed an entry on the prep sheet, he was beaten within an inch of his life!

    He learned it fairly quickly with that teaching method!

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  • #116   A.A guy

    If you can handle the old watermelon then…POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE!

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  • #117   Lara bang

    And how does Mark know Carlos doesn’t “look at” the prep sheet, for that matter?

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  • #118   Olivia

    Team Troy’s Hit Remakes

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  • #119   unholyghost2003

    What makes the watermellons odd? Also, if you can handle the odd watermellon what do you do with the normal ones? How about the even ones?

    Nov 2, 2007 at 6:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   Canthz_B bang

    Same thing everyone esle does I suppose, what do you do with yours? :-)

    Nov 2, 2007 at 6:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   Canthz_B bang

    What bothers me is “Strange Fruit”.

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  • #122   A.A guy

    Imagine there’s no prep sheet
    I wonder if you can
    No food to chop up
    Nothing done by hand

    Imagine all the day cooks
    Serving frozen veal

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  • #123   A.A guy

    Want some real P/A ? Go to Rantasaurus Rex(under the blog roll tothe right 2nd post down).

    Not that this isn’t real.At least I think it’s………never mind.

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  • #124   reality

    what a slam while you are at work you spend employers time discussing some one who is slacking….hhmmmm

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  • #125   reality

    Maybe in reality I am someones’ Mexican Boss who signs the big payday check!

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  • #126   reality

    How come my remark shows on the other thread and not here ?????

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  • #127   Mishee bang

    I am not at work….

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  • #128   BoggyWoggy

    What a loser boss.
    What manager would do such a thing…totally unproductive and unprofessional…whimpy…
    A lot like Mishee.

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  • #129   Team Cassandra bang

    Hugs from Jesus for everyone!
    (He called and said it seemed y’all were in desperate need of Hugs here in PANland and He’d be delivering them himself but he’s kinda busy with his birthday coming and all.)

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  • #130   Intl Newbie

    @Unholyghost2003 you seriously need to check your grammar. How is it possible to not be able to spell -watermelon-???

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  • #131   Intl Newbie

    Is it just me or is the note’s title totally unrelated to the note???

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  • #132   Canthz_B bang

    Oh Playa!…THAT Noel!
    We’re just expecting a little wind and rain here.
    It’s not even on my list of concerns as you could probably see.
    I feel like such a putz for missing that one!

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  • #133   WanderingPenguin bang

    To: Intl Newbie –

    1) Spelling “watermelon” (or anything else for that matter) incorrectly has absolutely nothing to do with grammar. You “seriously need to check” your vocabulary.

    2) It’s just you.

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  • #134   Troy McClure bang

    #151: evidently it’s a quote from some old porn flick or something. Read post #13. I’m gonna watch it right after Dogma and Coming to America.

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  • #135   WanderingPenguin bang

    Nah, Troy, it’s actually a really funny (IMHO) piece of satire from 2001 spoofing those goofy Teen Flicks from the 80s. It was written by Michael Showalter and David Wain, two seriously funny yet deranged gentlemen, and the cast includes Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce and Paul Rudd among others. :)

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  • #136   bibberly

    Wet Hot American Summer is my favorite movie. Fondling sweaters FTW!

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  • #137   reality

    Well back on subject matter, back in the day I did my share of being the waitress it totally sucked. Having to smile when you really didn’t want to, being too busy just to find out nothing was prepped,so there you are lookin’ good back in the hot kitchen getting something done that was someone elses job. Dirty little bastards.

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  • #138   Troy McClure bang

    WP, like Meatballs & so forth? Sounds great, I’ll look out for it. (Didn’t really think it was a porno!)

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  • #139   reality

    was carlos or chico watching movies?

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  • #140   WanderingPenguin bang

    Yep, exactly like that. Although probably more like Porky’s, but any Canadian teenplotation movie will do. ;)

    I knew you didn’t think it was a porn but I also could tell not many people on here had ever seen it. It’s quite a hidden gem and I happen to really like Michael Showalter’s sense of humour. He has a few episodes of something called The Michael Showalter Showalter for viewing on the ‘net and I think it’s hysterical. Maybe check that out before you invest 120 minutes in the film. ;)

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  • #141   WanderingPenguin bang

    *teenploItation. Even though it’s a made-up word I still didn’t spell it correctly. :)

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  • #142   Mishee bang

    WP – it’s already on my Blockbuster.com queue…. but it will have to wait until hubby gets home – he loves spoofs!

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  • #143   WanderingPenguin bang

    Excellent, Mishee. Feedback will be appreciated!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 12:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #144   Mishee bang

    And you know you can expect it from me! When do you know me to hold back? :)

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  • #145   reality

    I do hope you all stay in reality, ‘night for now be back later. Hope I will be welcomed with open arms. lol=lots of love

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  • #146   WanderingPenguin bang

    I wonder why “reality” thinks our memories are that short in “reality”. Interesting how someone who just a couple of threads ago posted some smack talk about it being “so sad” that we waste so much time on this site could come in and post 7 times in 25 posts, starting with an initial attempt to flame us all yet again.

    Yeah, open arms indeed. The better to crush you with, my dear. :)

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  • #147   reality

    o.k. at first I said some things that were maybe squeezable but not crushable. Then came some things to maybe ponder, then just giving me the finger would have sufficed but after that everything was pretty huggable if not just wanting to get a feel of who may be hostile and who would just like to debate an issue. You know this is passive agressive type stuff. At first it is like being the new kid and trying to figure out who would like to crush you so you try to beat them to it. Anyway I guess I know who would love to crush me in thier arms.lol Don’t quite know if that means laugh out loud or lots of love? oh well maybe another site would suit me better.

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  • #148   reality

    GOODNIGHT PENGUIN.

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  • #149   cloak and dagger

    It is a bit of a secret society here, they guard it ferociously and get really mad if you tiptoe anywhere near their hidden enclaves, and shoo you away, but then criticize you for not getting to know them better before posting! Good luck.

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  • #150   GezD bang

    If you can’t spell the word restaurant, you shouldn’t be allowed to own one.

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  • #151   Team Cassandra bang

    4th Really.

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  • #152   Mishee bang

    carcar, I am pretty sure we will figure it out…

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  • #153   Mishee bang

    I am pretty knowledgeable – but I have never claimed to “Know-It-All” – when I have questions of life, love, and history, I refer to my Encyclopedia… err, Troy, Wade, and CB…

    They love to provide me with links to learn new things… one day I will be that “Know-It-All” you claim I am now! :D

    One day… one day…

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  • #154   The Sneak

    Ok, since you refer the the encycopedia so much, this is for you…

    Mee-Shee: The Water Giant
    Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia – Cite This Source

    Mee-Shee: The Water Giant is an Anglo-German family film shot in New Zealand and released in 2005. It stars Bruce Greenwood, Rena Owen, Tom Jackson and Daniel Magder.
    The film is based upon the Canadian folklore water monster known as the Ogopogo. This folklore began with Aboriginal peoples in Canada, and while the film was in production complaints from one Aboriginal chief about cultural appropriation caused the film and its titular monster to be renamed “Mee-Shee”. These complaints and the renaming drew media attention and generated controversy.

    The film itself received some good reviews. Some critics praised the performances, although evaluations of the special effects were mixed. In Canada, Mee-Shee was only released on DVD and never played in theatres.

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  • #155   Mishee bang

    Wow I remember when seeing my name on there was the highlight of my day…

    It does get old…

    Off to “Reality” – have fun seeing your name in lights! Registered users don’t show on that… thank goodness!

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  • #156   claw71 bang

    Damn., Canthz_B…That “Strange Fruit” reference is going way back.

    Did you happen to catch India Arie’s performance in that “Lightning in a Bottle” film? Stirring.

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  • #157   Canthz_B bang

    I just had to slip that one in there claw. :-)

    No, I have not heard that particular version, I’m not much of a movie buff. I just sit back as others reference films and directors and wait for it all to blow over…no sweat! I am impressed that some of our esteemed colleagues are so knowledgeable about such things.

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  • #158   WanderingPenguin bang

    If “your” smart?

    Brilliant.

    And boo hoo hoo, “reality”. “If you don’t accept me as a friend after I came in here flaming everyone all at once, then I will take my ball and go home.” Give me a break.

    I guess I was right about the College Humour link after all. Wish I wasn’t.

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  • #159   Mishee bang

    I noticed that this morning also WP – but didn’t have the time to comment on it.. plus it was way up there, I am sure it was long forgotten! Guess not…

    There should be an age limit on this site….

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  • #160   Reality bang

    Good morning!

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  • #161   Mrs. Bender

    Sneak

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  • #162   Mrs. Bender

    You

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  • #163   Mrs. Bender

    Annoy

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  • #164   Mishee bang

    LOL CB! You are hilarious!

    Re #206 – Poor Jim….

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  • #165   GVI bang

    Damn, I guess we didn’t get a note for the weekend.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #166   Mishee bang

    I prayed for it GVI – but I think I was the only one praying… sometimes there is power in numbers!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #167   Canthz_B bang

    Maybe if we sing Kumbaya?

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #168   Mishee bang

    I’ll light the candles CB!

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #169   GVI bang

    You go first CB.

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  • #170   A.A guy

    I feel a virtual group hug coming on. BRRRR

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #171   GVI bang

    Whoa, slow down now, the only hugging around here comes from Jesus.

    Nov 3, 2007 at 3:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #172   A.A guy

    I just noticed the “since 1918′ at the top of the note. I wonder how many restaurants in Albuquerque would fall under that profile?BY the way where is Albuquerque?

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  • #173   The Sneak

    New Mexico

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  • #174   youjustme

    This note was harsh. I think that Mark should’ve talked face-to-face with Carlos. That’s kinda like dumping someone by text, e-mail, etc. Mark’s got no guts!

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  • #175   D

    That is funny… A boss should do that face to face, but sometimes this is more effective.

    Carlos probably didn’t change his ways though..

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  • #176   me

    I wonder if watermelon’s were on his prep sheet…

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  • #177   Mishee bang

    I wouldn’t want to have watermelon in my fruit salad that was cut up and prepped overnight! Well, I guess if it was kept in the fridge….

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  • #178   Canthz_B bang

    “me” is my cousin, he is asleep. # 225 IS NOT “me”….be creative you little sorry assed loser!!!

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  • #179   me

    if youre going to call fowl childish names why dont you be more creative about it?

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  • #180   Canthz_B bang

    If you’re going to be a thief do the time!
    And take the apostrophe from “watermelon’s” and put it in “youre” while your illiterate ass is about it!

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  • #181   Canthz_B bang

    You will still need to buy one for “dont”. Twit.

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  • #182   Mishee bang

    I think you were one vowel off with that name CB!

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #183   Mishee bang

    So while we buy this fool an apostrophe, we can purchase that “A” at the same time! LOL

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #184   Canthz_B bang

    I would never! LOL

    Well, not yet.

    Nov 4, 2007 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #185   Canthz_B bang

    Let’s play the wheel!!!

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  • #186   Canthz_B bang

    Clearly, there is one less snake on this plane!

    Mother fucker!!!

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  • #187   me

    oh…so youre problem is that apperantly i used someone elses log in name who also calls himself “me”. sorry i left my omnishant powers somewhere …when i find them i’ll let you know, but Canthz B you could be a little nicer…afterall the word ME is a word in the english language and doest belong to anyone in particular

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  • #188   me

    but i can change it just so youre world can be flowers and butterflies again…K…? :)

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  • #189   Mishee bang

    I wish I had omnishant powers too!

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  • #190   Mishee bang

    CB – If I had those powers I would make youre world full of butterflies and flowers and FREE PUPPIES for all!

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  • #191   Canthz_B bang

    No need o be God-like…try READING…it’s FUNdamental…spell-checkers do wonders too.
    You obviously read at least through #132 because that is where the watermelon reference cam in.
    And NO, there is no requisite here that I be nice to you. Your mother doesn’t work here!

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  • #192   Canthz_B bang

    Got me so mad I over typed!! “TO” and “CAME”…little summinabitch!

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  • #193   Mishee bang

    I thought you were just being patronizing CB – but that works too…

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  • #194   Oti

    if you find mine you can have them Mishee

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  • #195   Mishee bang

    Thanks Oti, but no thanks. If I am going to have some sort of power, I would rather go for omniscient

    Try http://www.m-w.com

    It’s a lifesaver!

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  • #196   Oti

    I don’t spell check for recreation, I’m not that anal…as a matter of fact if you’re so perfect why do you need spell check anyway and i never asked for you to be nice to me, i mearly stated that you could be…

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  • #197   Mishee bang

    And as for “it’s a word no one owns it” – that’s just stupid and rude to come on to a site and read some comments and then take the name of someone on here who has been a regular for sometime.

    Be original and use something from your own life! Even “Mac” would be appropriate… or “PC” – whatever works.

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  • #198   Canthz_B bang

    Is your little teacher nice to you when you misspell and fail to capitalize and punctuate properly?
    Do you get milk and graham crackers for that bottom of the educational barrel shit?

    Just nicely wondering. :-D

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  • #199   Mishee bang

    Spell check should have nothing to do with “being anal” – it should have everything to do with being smart and realizing that on a message board such as this, most of what people base their judgements of you on is what you type. Plus, it’s just horrible to see all those mispelled words! Unless you are 13, there’s no excuse to be such a sloppy speller! (some of your mistakes I would not expect my 8 year old neice to make)

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  • #200   Canthz_B bang

    I cannot imagine the tears if WP were here!

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  • #201   Mishee bang

    That’s the beauty of having a thread…. WP will be here eventually, and then the tears will flow!

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  • #202   Oti

    C.B you forgot to put an e at the end of the word came in box # 240
    Mishee if you going to quote me please do it right I wrote “ME is a word in the english language it doesnt belong to anyone in particular”…just FYI no one is perfect but im not so shallow that I’ll judge someone based on their imperfections :)

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  • #203   Canthz_B bang

    HELL, you don’t spell check for recreation because your ass can spell that! Spell Check for things you do not know…just how slow can this one be?

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  • #204   Canthz_B bang

    I made a follow-up correction idiot…the mark of character is the ability to admit one’s errors and take responsibility for them.

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  • #205   Mishee bang

    I don’t know about this… I am getting a case of the vapors just thinking about it…

    Bad speeling and grammer is something that chaps my hide!

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  • #206   Canthz_B bang

    You have no character no matter what you call yourself because you never offered a genuine apology…just some sarcasm about not being omniscient.
    You are a loser, and will be one until you, if you are wise, mature.

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  • #207   Oti

    It baffles me how agressive you are over trivial shit. I’m just enjoying this and don’t think for one minute I’ll be sitting here crying over someone’s judgmental opinion.

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  • #208   Mishee bang

    You think we are sitting here fuming about this ourselves? I’m cracking up… this is my raison d’etre

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  • #209   Canthz_B bang

    Fishin’ in a barrel! LOL

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  • #210   Mishee bang

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTo48iR58VE

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  • #211   Canthz_B bang

    Please scroll to the post-it note at the top of this page! :-D

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  • #212   Canthz_B bang

    LOL Mish…..LOL

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  • #213   Mishee bang

    Fishin’ for snakes in a barrel!

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  • #214   Coke-aholic bang

    I thought it was shooting ducks in a barrel.

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  • #215   Oti

    You know, I would have scincearly apollogised if the responce wasn’t so offensive, but scince it was I don’t think an apollogy would have been accepted.

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  • #216   Mishee bang

    *seizing*

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  • #217   Mishee bang

    Coke, it’s been a long, Corona filled night… cut me a little slack now! :D

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  • #218   Mishee bang

    But I leave this in your capable hands… do me proud!

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  • #219   anglophile bang

    Ah, kids these days got it easy. They waltz in here, read a couple of comments, and before you know it–wham!–they’re embroiled in battle with the Giants of PAN. Why, I went a whole week before voicing my opinion that Mishee and Mrs. Bender were one and the same, and I was knocking my knees the whole time after! And it seems like just yesterday WP took my sarcasm wrong and accused me of having my nose out of joint before making up with a huggy-kissy fest which disgusted GW. But that was in September! More than a month ago, can you believe it? And another thing about these Johnny-Come-Latelys: do any of them even bother to take the time to italicize any significant words for the edification of their fellow readers? No they do not! The whippersnappers can’t even capitalize proper nouns, let alone type an apostrophe. To Hell in a handbasket, that’s where we’re going, folks. To Hell in a handbasket.

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  • #220   Canthz_B bang

    #264 is up for freaking grabs! :_D

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  • #221   Canthz_B bang

    #264 is up for freaking grabs! :-D

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  • #222   Troy McClure bang

    Oti, your apollogy means nothing to us.

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  • #223   Wow

    Okay, I have never posted in here before but I just had to ask….what is the deal with all the hostility? It’s just a funny website and there are people in here being total grammar Nazis. I mean, I like correct spelling as much as the next guy but geez, I am not going to totally berate some kid that wanders in here and tell them, “Spell check should have nothing to do with “being anal” – it should have everything to do with being smart and realizing that on a message board such as this, most of what people base their judgments’ of you on is what you type”. …. I mean, why are you judging someone in a forum like this anyways? I mean, are people in here really that bored in their own lives that they need to fill the void with semantics? That guy could be 12 for all you know and you’re laying into him like a damn interrogator. Lighten up… there are wars going on, you know?

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  • #224   Canthz_B bang

    Oh, Paleeeez, There are ALWAYS wars going on, there are always children starving…why have you not spoken up sooner on these world changing issues?
    Read the thread before you post.
    This is a passive aggressive site, not Oprah’s hot-line to the helpless!
    And BTW, spelling and punctuation count in a medium in which writing is the sole means of communication.

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  • #225   Canthz_B bang

    Or, Wow, did you actually read the thread and NOT catch the fact that Mishee and I were just playing with Oti?

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  • #226   Canthz_B bang

    Please see #257 & # 258 some folks are slow on the uptake I suppose.

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  • #227   Team Cassandra bang

    O – we know, don’t you worry:)

    KUMBAYA! My LORD! KUMBAYA!

    Come on, Everybody!

    KUMBAYA! My LORD! KUMBAYA!

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  • #228   Team Cassandra bang

    (the “we know” was for WOW, btw)

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  • #229   Troy McClure bang

    Soi-disant mental gigantics
    Blunder in here with dumb antics.
    Emotions get bruised;
    Somehow we’re accused
    Of filling our gaps with semantics.

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  • #230   Team Cassandra bang

    SOMEONE’s CRYIN’, LORD!
    KUMBAYA!
    SOMEONE’s CRYIN’ LORD!
    KUMBAYA!

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  • #231   Mishee bang

    This is just getting crazy… see what happens when you don’t give us new fodder Kerry???

    Team Mishee Rules!

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  • #232   Mishee bang

    Anyone else have issues with Detention Hall? I can’t stay logged in, but only on the dark side!

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  • #233   Mishee bang

    #269 – That rant was so fucking delicious!

    Of we go… To hell in a handbasket, or bust!

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  • #234   Troy McClure bang

    Hiya Mishee.

    Don’t you just love how he says “Your attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated”, as if suggesting that his attention to all other matters has been totally satisfactory, and that the only problematic matter is Carlos’ actually doing his job at all?

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  • #235   Mishee bang

    I noticed that Troy – I think all in all, Mark is a Tool and Carlos is Lazy….

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  • #236   Mishee bang

    Are you having problems with putting your strait jacket on? I sure am…

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  • #237   Team Cassandra bang

    My strait jacket’s broken:(

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  • #238   Mishee bang

    So is mine TC – I’ve already emailed the proper authorities regarding this issue…

    hopefully you will be issued a new straitjacket soon – hopefully I didn’t have to fill that information out on the goldenrod paper!

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  • #239   Mishee bang

    In the words of Forrest Gump – “That’s all I have to say about that…”

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  • #240   Mishee bang

    Dammit, why am I always left holding down the fort all alone?

    *sob*

    *crickets*

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  • #241   Coke-aholic bang

    I can’t even get to the other side, it says the thing is not available. Sorry Troy, I will have to post my sonnet another day. CB–Does Oprah really have a hotline to the helpless? Jeez, I hate to think of what all that could encompass. Helpless can mean so many things.

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  • #242   Mishee bang

    Yeah, there is some issue with it right now Coke… hopefully the PAN God will go through this thread later and clean it out…

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  • #243   Ms B

    re # 248: I would not expect my “neice” to make those errors, especially if she were in the midst of criticizing someone for his or her spelling and/or grammar.

    *sigh

    Credibility, dear. Credibility.

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  • #244   Mishee bang

    It’s okay, I had been drinking and 307.5 – if that’s the only mistake I made last night, I’m all good…

    Notice it took this long for someone to notice that?

    Goes to show you how much everyone else cares, even in the midst of a Spelling/Grammar debate…

    But glad to know I wasn’t the only one who saw that! I tried to post a correction but got “You are posting comments too quickly. Please slow down” and then gave up!

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  • #245   Mishee bang

    *chanting* I before E, except after C”

    One day I will remember that!

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  • #246   Mishee bang

    oops… forgot to open the quotes! “

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  • #247   youjustme

    Every group of words with a subject and a verb is a clause.

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  • #248   Mishee bang

    You get a scooby snack and you go on your merry way?

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  • #249   Oti

    On the original subjuct matter of this blog, perhaps Carlos has already lost his job due to the wildfire’s in southern CA ( Orange county being one ) which would probrably changed this note into a pile of ashes and would relieve Mark of the duty of actually fireing him.
    None the less I find it ironic how my worst critic here has his handle in such a fashion that completely basterdised the English laguage and is yet consistantly a spelling / punctuation / grammer Nazi. Can This Be ?

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  • #250   Mishee bang

    What do wildfires in SoCal have to do with Albuquerque… Invest in a a map dude!

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  • #251   WanderingPenguin bang

    *sob* <— as requested.

    You know, “grammar” is really not that hard a word to spell correctly. It’s just not. Yet, I can’t tell you the number of times I have been accused of being a “spelling and grammer Nazi”. Deliciously ironic, wouldn’t you say?

    Oti – and bear in mind there’s a lot of people this applies to, but you were the most recent – if you’re going to get into a war of words you really should show up with proper ammo. Post #303 almost made me poke my eyes out with a pencil.

    Oh, and a happy return to “real time” day to all. :)

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  • #252   WanderingPenguin bang

    Ok, not “a lot”. More like one or two. And usually they disappear and reform every couple of days. But still, the point was valid…

    Anglophile, that was over a month ago? Holy hell! Well, I’m sure glad you were mature enough to get me over that hump. I enjoy your posts. :)

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  • #253   Wade bang

    WP it looks to me like wordpress hasn’t caught up with “real time”, unless you are deploying a time machine. :D

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  • #254   Oti

    Mishee, there is an Albuquerque near Orange County SoCal ( Which was all on fire and some still is). There is also one in New Mexico and an Orange County in New York

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  • #255   Oti

    I think Spell Check would have alot of fun in here, I’m not the only one who misspelled a word but do any of you Text Message ? or Chatt ? that would break a Spell Checker.
    Point being that to many people here pay to much attention to the spelling of a blog entry which can be understandable but when it results to the utter bashing of someone, keep in mind that I’m not the only one here who has and the point of the blog entry is completely lost. :)

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  • #256   Wade bang

    ROFL, Oti

    And where is this mythic Albuquerque, California? Unless you think 800 miles between San Diego, CA and Albuquerque, NM is close. (There is the original Albuquerque in Spain – that one is 5800 miles away from SoCal).

    You forgot to mention the Orange Counties in Florida, Indiana, North Carolina, Texas, Vermont and Virginia.

    I’m usually live and let live, but please….

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  • #257   Wade bang

    Now, if you had said Carlos moved to Albuquerque because he tried to cook a possum in an Orange County microwave, and the resulting fire sparked a massive blaze… that would be funny, and would have shown you have spent some time here.

    Keep working on it, my friend. I have every confidence you will get there. :D

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  • #258   Lassie_Shatner

    Delurking here…..

    I love reading all these posts! It seems to me that the comments are better than the notes!

    THANK YOU TERRY!

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  • #259   Oti

    Okay, my bad, I forgot about Arizona bordering the states when i typed that you’re right Wade.

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  • #260   Lassie_Shatner

    Those comments were fucking delicious

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  • #261   Oti

    Speaking of mythic lands though, scince on applications I have to put down that I’m Caucaisian, perhapse you could find Caucasia for me. :)

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  • #262   Mishee bang

    I think I just threw up a little in my mouth after reading all of Oti’s comments…

    Wade, CB, TC, GVI, and everyone – please pray to the PAN God that our strait jackets be fixed and fitted to us sometime soon! I’m going a little crazy now!

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  • #263   Mishee bang

    Sneaks comments probably had a little to do with it too… at least I wasn’t regurgitating to no extent…

    Although if I had to put up with this much longer, I just might be!

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  • #264   Canthz_B bang

    Any advocacy kidz in the house?

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  • #265   Canthz_B bang

    Looks like this is the PANGod’s day of rest.

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  • #266   Mishee bang

    Oh Thank Terry you are here CB!

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  • #267   Mishee bang

    Oh HELL NO, you do NOT speak of the Almighty PAN God like that!

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  • #268   Mishee bang

    With Terry, it’s possible. Especially if he was living with Anthony Grosso, then they were both killed by Rene Hall’s smoking.

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  • #269   Canthz_B bang

    Oh Dear God, Is it still the children’s hour?

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  • #270   Mishee bang

    Yes CB, and Detention Hall is under construction or something… maybe a bomb scare?

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  • #271   Canthz_B bang

    Thee shall be smitten in due course blasphemer!

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  • #272   Mishee bang

    You tell him, CB!

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  • #273   WanderingPenguin bang

    I love how Oti spelled “Caucaisian” differently from “Caucasia”. Those are always my favourite spelling mistakes.

    In any event, “Caucasians” don’t come from “Caucasia”. The origin of “Caucasians” is the region of the Caucasus mountains, which are commonly considered to be the dividing line between Asia and Europe. But you keep looking for that country if it keeps you quiet. :)

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  • #274   Mishee bang

    Perhaps we can flick the lights on and off and get all the kids to calm down and get their blankets out for naptime…

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  • #275   Mishee bang

    WP – just what would we do without you?

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  • #276   Canthz_B bang

    NM borders CA? ROTFLMAO!!!

    NJ is now near Bermuda!

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  • #277   WanderingPenguin bang

    Oh, and “The Sneak” is a jerk. That’s all I will say about that little twat.

    I wonder if the PAN god set his/her clock back too far and we won’t get a note until tomorrow. This thread should be up to 500 posts by then. :|

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  • #278   Mishee bang

    Well, CB, you know Alaska shares a border with Nebraska too…. that’s why they kinda rhyme…

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  • #279   Mishee bang

    WP! Said the bad name!! I admire you!!

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  • #280   WanderingPenguin bang

    Uh…isn’t GPA out of 4?

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  • #281   WanderingPenguin bang

    Oh yeah. I guess I did. My bad! Maybe I should have spelled it “C-U-N-Y”. :)

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  • #282   Canthz_B bang

    You don’t get detention for poor grades, you get detention for poor behavior, which you have clearly demonstrated here.
    You will be banned by the PANGod in due course and all will be right with the world. Keep your petty empty threats to yourself. In the immortal words of Alfred E. Newman “What me worry.

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  • #283   Mishee bang

    Actually Sneak meant “If you don’t know or if you care to know”

    Well, Sneak then you can get a good job and not have to move copy paper all day!

    Congratulations! But if you spell on your resume the way you spell on this board, then I don’t expect finding a job will be the easiest thing for you to do!

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  • #284   Canthz_B bang

    Close quote! :-)

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  • #285   Mishee bang

    Good catch CB – I was wondering if you would catch it; I did.

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  • #286   Canthz_B bang

    AP courses…I remember High School! You’re that little zit-faced bastard jerking off in the Boys Room aren’t you Sneak?

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  • #287   Mishee bang

    Um… ok…?

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  • #288   Mishee bang

    WOW – being an “amazing artist” makes you better than we will ever be…

    I had no idea that was the key! I need to go buy some paintbrushes or a loom or something…

    Then I will finally be better than anyone will ever be!

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  • #289   Canthz_B bang

    DEAR GOD!!…We have the next “Trench Coat Mafia” alienated, lost, psychopathic, pathetic loser, lunch money stolen, zit-faced, can’t get a date, homicidal, suicidal, the world owes me something teen on our hands!
    Why the fuck do we have to babysit on a weekend?

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  • #290   WanderingPenguin bang

    Wow. It can cut-and-paste. Did anyone bother reading that? I sure didn’t. And won’t. *yawn* What an absolutely juvenile thing to do.

    Why on earth would I know (or care) that you can go to a school and have your courses “fixed” so you can get “more than perfect” as a final score? What a ridiculous concept. See, I finished school so I don’t have to worry about that sort of nonsense any more.

    But good marks in made-up classes with arbitrary marking schemes do not necessarily indicate supreme (or even average) intelligence. “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.” – Benjamin Disraeli

    Guess which category your “4.3 grade” falls under?

    Gee, I sure hope College Humour doesn’t reference this site again. I knew this was going to happen.

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  • #291   Mishee bang

    I scanned it – all I got from it was that it seemed to be written in the style of those bad porno stories… or not quite porno stories…

    I don’t know – it was a waste of internet space to me.

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  • #292   Canthz_B bang

    Sure hope you have some room for a psych course in your schedule there Smurfette.
    Folks who need to say that they are “amazing” and “better than” have real issues and are in need of therapy. Or is your next appointment Tuesday?

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  • #293   Mishee bang

    Sounds like what you used to say to me CB!

    ahhh, good times… good times…

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  • #294   Canthz_B bang

    Nice Wade!! LOL

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  • #295   Mishee bang

    Heheh… I get it!

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  • #296   Mishee bang

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWQREs4f_oE

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  • #297   Wade bang

    btw – it’s i before e, except after c.

    “The secret-reciever” (sic)

    :P

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  • #298   Mishee bang

    Was I right in my assumption Wade?

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  • #299   WanderingPenguin bang

    I saw that, too, in passing, Wade…but I did not read the saga at all and, since I posted that I did not read it I didn’t feel like I should then go back and make the correction. It seriously was something that leaped out at me as I scrolled past it, but you can imagine that it was almost killing me to let it be. So thank you, thank you, thank you! :)

    *phew* I feel a thousand times better. Onward and upward …. and outward to get groceries. Good luck with the heathen, folks.

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  • #300   Wade bang

    Sorry, guys. I have a very high tolerance for ass-holery, but enough is enough.

    It’s bad enough dealing with 500 internal service errors without having to put up with her crap.

    http://www.defenselink.mil/multimedia/audio/generalqrts.wav

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  • #301   Wade bang

    Good thought, Mishee, but I am much more devious than that.

    As I mentioned before, Google is my slave!

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  • #302   A.Thought bang

    What’s up with TMHQ?
    Perhaps we should draft a p-a note about that and the fact there isn’t a new note.

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  • #303   A.Thought bang

    I need levity, scarcasm, and wit!
    My autistic 9-year old has discovered “Sounds of the Season” on our cable system’s digital music tear. I have been listening to Christmas music and doing laundry. I’m looking for an escape!

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  • #304   A.Thought bang

    “tier” sorry. See?? I’m not myself at all!

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  • #305   reality

    I just got in and did a quick lookover. I got to projectile puking and thought maybe this person has had children? That is the only time I have seen projectile puke. lol

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  • #306   Mishee bang

    A.T. – we don’t talk about that here… PAN God will be on it soon… till then… shhh!

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  • #307   Canthz_B bang

    Too many cooks will ruin the stew.

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  • #308   Andy bang

    Jeebus. When you don’t come around for awhile, it becomes anarchy!

    Why do I feel like I walked in on an improv version of The Warriors? :D

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  • #309   Canthz_B bang

    Be patient AT. All will be well in time. Until then “Silent Night” on certain things, ok?

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  • #310   Canthz_B bang

    Hey Andy!
    Our little PANscape was linked on college humor dot com and the children came over to play for a while.

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  • #311   Wade bang

    I think we are suffering from thread fatigue, Andy.

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  • #312   A.Thought bang

    [wink] gotcha, CB.
    Patience was never among my virtues.

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  • #313   Wade bang

    You’ll notice that we are still on DST. That may explain some of the lunacy.

    well, maybe not. :P

    Oh, come on, CB! TF Syndrom is a very serious condition, meriting many hours of prime-time tv prescription ads, lol.

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  • #314   Wade bang

    Oh, and it’s spelled Syndrome. :|

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  • #315   Andy bang

    It’s interesting. Some of the least notable notes have provided some of the longest comment sections.

    400+ comments for this note? A pussy day cook calling out the lazy night guy? Yawn. Never piss off guys with sharp knives. :D

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  • #316   Canthz_B bang

    RX ads crack me up!~ There are always more side effects from the meds than symptoms of the “disease”! Restless leg syndrome? Wha?!!

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  • #317   Wade bang

    November 4, 2007

    Kerry,

    Maybe instead of enjoying your weekend, perhaps you can take the time to look at this mess of a thread which you posted on the 2nd and do something besides having a life.

    Your attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.

    Your PANistas

    :D

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  • #318   Canthz_B bang

    JOHN HANCOCK

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  • #319   Mishee bang

    I got bored of the kiddos and made cookies… thought maybe they would chill out if I did…

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  • #320   Mishee bang

    Hehe – my last post # is my area code!

    408… you KNOW!!

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  • #321   Canthz_B bang

    My post did not show up but it says that I have already said that…I signed “John Hancock” to Wade’s missive.

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  • #322   Canthz_B bang

    What was in those cookies Mishee? LOL

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  • #323   Wade bang

    RLS is a hoot, C-B.

    It’s more like Restless Stockholder Syndrome. Gotta keep the cash rolling in.

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  • #324   Mishee bang

    I don’t waste good pot on cookies!

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  • #325   Canthz_B bang

    And to think we always thought that we were just tossing and turning!

    Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em Mish!

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  • #326   Wade bang

    Getting back to the note *he said, valiantly*

    I really would like to know what restaurant that is. I occasionally travel to Albuquerque, and want to be sure I don’t eat there. Wouldn’t want to be caught in a war between the night cook and the day manager.

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  • #327   A.Thought bang

    So is there a pill for Restless Twanger Syndrome? My hubby seems to have a bad case.

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  • #328   Canthz_B bang

    ED used to be called “Maturity”! LOL

    “Don’t use this product if your old ass heart will attack you during intercourse.”

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  • #329   Canthz_B bang

    Half prep-ed food fight!

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  • #330   Canthz_B bang

    No pill…guess you’re gonna have to eat that one! LOL :-P

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  • #331   Canthz_B bang

    420 is Acute Pericarditis

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  • #332   Oti

    Eta Thsi… ( I wonder what this will spawn )

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  • #333   Ms B

    Before I taught remedial grammar–I now teach all the 4.3 HS students who couldn’t test in to Freshman Composition–I worked as a copy editor at a small paper. I can find errors, and find them quickly, but usually I’m able to let them go. (Unless, of course, those errors are a systematic pattern that reflects the writer’s thinking.) I was pointing that error out in good fun, although I don’t think the post reflected that spirit.

    Anyway, what I wanted to add is that spelling skill is related very much to math skill: both use the same part of the brain. Since I was an absolute math dunce, I have a terrible time with my spelling; however, I’ve convinced my students that I misspell on purpose, and that part of their classroom experience is to catch my errors, lol!

    Veering madly back on to topic, I also worked at a small pizza place with a “manager” like this. Making matters worse, she was the owner’s wife. I crossed her one day (told her showing up spaced out on xanax and slurring and weaving through the place was a bad idea), and she scrawled “fucking fired” across my schedule…I was tired of the shenanigans anyway, and let it stand. Later that week, when I was contacted about “not showing” for my shift, I explained the situation, and was told that since no one had spoken to me to say I was fired, I hadn’t been…but I was fired then for a “no show/no call”! Looking back, I have to say it was pretty smooth.

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  • #334   Oti

    Ms B.

    I would have to say that you’re probrably one of the most passive aggresive people here, even diplomatic… Thankyou for that and I’m sorry if my last comment / blog offended you. :)

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  • #335   cruzin'

    Oti, do you mean “Probably”?
    Dyslexia is a terrible thing, you have my sympathy.

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  • #336   cruzin'

    Sorry about that diagnosis Oti, I just read up the thread aways and now realize that you are just poorly educated…my apologies. :-(

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  • #337   Oti

    Sorry, extra r in there, no Dyslexia though sometimes I just type to fast and don’t catch a mistake, or maybe I do it on perpose because it gets alot of attention…just scroll up.

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  • #338   cruzin'

    Is that “…too fast…” and “…on purpose…”?
    Maybe your ignorance is what garners the attention of others?

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  • #339   Oti

    Oh this is too funny, it still gets attention. I love it. This was my point. Are you another one of those opinionated judgmental Nazis…because I think if you type long enough you’ll find that you as well make mistakes.

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  • #340   cruzin'

    I have to agree with #255.

    #264 is a shameful rape of our language and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

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  • #341   cruzin'

    Record time! It only took you 7 minutes to write two coherent, error-free sentences! Kudos!!

    Nov 4, 2007 at 7:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #342   cruzin'

    Get a life…I have better things to do.

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  • #343   Oti

    However, the funny thing about it is that you still understand everything I’v typed dispite the spelling error…After all one can still make a point with a few misspelled words and it is still understood.

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  • #344   Oti

    No you don’t, this is fun for you. You like joining in on a bash party and insulting new people you know nothing about, it defines you.

    Me…I’m just looking for something to do and I suppose it gives you something to do in return while you join in with all the others you little follower. :)

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  • #345   Oti

    By the way, has anyone assumed that maybe English is not my native languag ?…Anyone ?

    Nov 4, 2007 at 8:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #346   A.A guy

    You come across as an Inuktitut man to me,so kudos for your supreme effort and ability to adapt.

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  • #347   Oti

    How tipsinartok…or mitarpok A.A. Guy but no I’m not an Inuit Eskimo…sorry to dishearten you.

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  • #348   Canthz_B bang

    ROTFLMAO…”OTI THE LEADER”? ROTFLMAO

    Wipe the spittle from your lips you pathetic excuse for a person.

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  • #349   Oti

    I guess a narcissistic ass makes a better leader, so go, lead the way…

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  • #350   Canthz_B bang

    Self confidence is not narcissism.
    Now, an over-inflated sense of self-importance on the other hand…

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  • #351   Oti

    Now I never claimed to be more important than the next person…I belive that all people are important to their own purpose, nor do I belive myself to be better than anyone and everyone…( that would be pretty narcissistic )which you come off as just that.

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  • #352   Canthz_B bang

    An over-inflated sense of self importance does not have to mean more important than others…just more important than you really are.
    You really are not that bright, are you?

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  • #353   Canthz_B bang

    “…important to their own purpose.”…ftw does that mean?

    Nov 4, 2007 at 10:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #354   Troy McClure bang

    Salt water & tasty fish are very important to my porpoise.

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  • #355   Oti

    Tired of all this…let’s all just move on already.

    Nov 4, 2007 at 10:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #356   Canthz_B bang

    Yes Oti, move on.

    Nov 4, 2007 at 10:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #357   Troy McClure bang

    I honestly saw, many years ago, a huge stack of “Drugs are for loosers” stickers ready for distribution, and I know for a fact that no irony was intended. I wish I had grabbed a few & kept them.

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  • #358   GVI bang

    Skool iz far eediats period

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  • #359   Canthz_B bang

    Looser than what? A weak mind?

    Nov 4, 2007 at 11:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #360   Team Cassandra bang

    Speaking of which, my favourite sticker reads:

    “Work Free, Drug Place”

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  • #361   Troy McClure bang

    That’s pretty good. It reminds me of a graffito I saw in Wellington some while back … what the heck was it … something like “Drugs saved me from organised religion”.

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  • #362   Mishee bang

    When I was in school we had “Red Ribbon Week” and would be given these red ribbons that had the inscription “The Choice For Me Is Drug Free!” So By High School our pens came out and changed it up a little…. “The Choice For Me, Is Drugs For Free!”

    It was fun… ahhh.. good times… good times…

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  • #363   Team Cassandra bang

    I’m boycotting the “passive-allergic” thread on the grounds that there is no grammar or spelling about which I can humiliate and degrade the note writer.

    So there.

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  • #364   Andy bang

    Oh, TC. You could at least validate my worth!

    I need to be judged! Pleeeeeease? :D

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  • #365   WanderingPenguin bang

    Yes there is, TC. Have another look at what “michelle” wrote in her note along with the picture. :) You might be pleasantly surprised!

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  • #366   WanderingPenguin bang

    Wow, Troy. The proper singular use of “graffito”. I am almost moved to tears, here. :)

    Hey, we are so close to the ridiculous “500″ and I so want to be a “looser”. I am considering pulling a bonehead move like all the little trolling pukes on this site the past three or four days and just making one more post…. but entering it one….word….at…..a……time – to reach the elusive Five-Double-Oh. Whaddya think? ;)

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  • #367   WanderingPenguin bang

    Uh, sorry TC. It was not “michelle” but “melanie”. It’s just that there’s so many “michelle”s submitting here that I got carried away.

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  • #368   the dawd

    This one time at band camp, i took the whole weekend off of my computer and PAN. Now i still cry thinking about the wonderful discussion i missed out on.

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  • #369   Mishee bang

    Yeah WP re#474 – I was wondering what note I wrote that was fodder for everyone!

    And WP, sometimes those One…At…A…Time… posts are actually up there for reasons other than to annoy all… the annoyance just makes it worth it! :D

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  • #370   Troy McClure bang

    WP, thanks! Do I get a prize? How about a novelty large raviolo?

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  • #371   GVI bang

    I want a chef placemat with matching plates.

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  • #372   WanderingPenguin bang

    Oh Mishee, I think you misunderstood me! I didn’t mean the S-O-C posts where someone thinks of their posts one at a time – sorry about that. I meant the idiotic one….word….per…. post jackasses that have cropped up in here over the weekend. Hope that clears it up!

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  • #373   WanderingPenguin bang

    I’d give you the novelty large raviolo, Troy, but then someone would post that the novelty large raviolo was fucking delicious and that would cause somebody else to spit coke all over their keyboard and then all holy hell would break loose around here. ;)

    And GVI? I hope to God that there are no matching plates for those placemats. *shudder*

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  • #374   Troy McClure bang

    I guess you’re right WP. And then we’d get to 500 & have another 30 posts of people oohing & aahing about that.

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  • #375   RedHeather

    Hey is there a note to go with the whole “fucking delicious” theme that I can get a reference to? I read almost all of the notes on this site, but I’m still new. I’ll register someday.

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  • #376   Mishee bang

    Heather… enjoy… it’s an Oldie but Goodie…

    http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#more-260

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  • #377   GVI bang

    Oooh, how about mugs and saucers to go with the placemats, or maybe a whole china set of 12.

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  • #378   RedHeather

    LMAO! Thanks Mishee! That was one of my first reads, but I didn’t read that “fucking delicious”

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  • #379   RedHeather

    LOL! Thanks Mishee!

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  • #380   Mishee bang

    Anytime!

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  • #381   WanderingPenguin bang

    Come on, people! Almost there! We can do it!

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  • #382   the dawd

    500 posts would be fucking delicious.

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  • #383   the dawd

    i have ten dollars riding on Mishee, someone piss her off already :)

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  • #384   unholyghost2003

    WP@480
    Your prayers fall on deaf ears.
    http://cgi.ebay.com/20-Pc-Italian-French-fat-chef-Dinnerware-plate-dishes_W0QQitemZ170163657802QQcmdZViewItem

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  • #385   morpho aurora bang

    thanks uhg2k3, now i know where to find an xmas gift for gvi – lord those things are awful

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  • #386   Mishee bang

    I have complete confidence that someone will piss me off today.. either here or IRL…

    And that we will get to 500 – it’s a collaboration people!

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  • #387   Mishee bang

     
  • #388   Mishee bang

    Ewww… my mother always told me not to take candy from strange men!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170166503461&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_BIN_Stores_IT&refitem=170165459709&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=StoreCatToStoreCat&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget

    (We are almost there, thanks to “Mishee Power!”)

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  • #389   unholyghost2003

    While looking for the plates I also stumbed on light switch covers and “decorative” wall plates. The pain and horror of a kitchen that is 100% “Fat Chef”

    Hold me! I am frightened!

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  • #390   Mishee bang

    Even scarier… the sellers store… THIRTY THREE FAT CHEF ITEMS

    I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…

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  • #391   Mishee bang

     
  • #392   the dawd

    i can’t remember the last time i was so excited about a big round number.

    Nov 6, 2007 at 1:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #393   Mishee bang

    dawd, you win the pool apparently… unless everyone else was banking on me too!! :D

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  • #394   the dawd

    I won the pool, but the odds were not very good. You were the safe bet :)

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  • #395   anglophile bang

    I suppose this is as good of time as any to share that my local pizza joint has a wallpaper border of fat chefs! I think of PAN whenever I go in to pick up my pizza. :)

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  • #396   ziggytosh

    Lame, mean-spirited, poorly focused aggression from a bunch of self-satisfied comment-thread obsessives who, guaranteed, do not behave this way in real life.

    I’m with Team Oti.

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  • #397   Wade bang

    ROFL, ziggy!

    Way to jump on everyone at the end of a 500 post thread!

    :D

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  • #398   ziggytosh

    Thanks Wade. You’re funny!

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  • #399   Mishee bang

    Well, if you are on Team Oti then you should probably be leaving soon….

    Don’t let the door… oh nevermind, what the hell, like I care!

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  • #400   unholyghost2003

    aww Ziggy! In real life I am Agressive agressive. Nothin’ passive about me!

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  • #401   morpho aurora bang

    aww ziggy was that the best you could do?
    sorry y’all i am feeling aggressive aggressive today – and i guarantee i’m like this IRL

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  • #402   A.Thought bang

    re:504:
    On a site with “passive aggressive” in its name…”Here’s your sign!”

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  • #403   Wade bang

    OK Zig

    That was beyond the pale.

    Not cool.

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  • #404   ziggytosh

    People in glass houses …

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  • #405   Wade bang

    to paraphrase you, zig, that was:

    Lame, mean-spirited, poorly focused aggression from a self-satisfied comment-thread obsessive who, guaranteed, behaves this way in real life.

    Nov 6, 2007 at 2:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #406   unholyghost2003

    ooooh! Team Ziggy is an asshole!

    *squee* My first team!

    Nov 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #407   Wade

    Like I said yesterday, I’m a live and live kinda guy, but there are limits to my tolerance to ass-holery.

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  • #408   Wade

    I can’t stop someone from acting that way (that’s the PAN God’s role), but I don’t mind calling it.

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  • #409   Wade

    Maybe I’m still a little surly from all the crap we had to put up with over the weekend.

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  • #410   Wade

    But, all in all, it’s all good. and this is not IRL. :D

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  • #411   the dawd

    where was all this during the 470′s? I would have gotten so much more done at work. That is unless i fell victim to a troll named after some 80′s comic strip.

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  • #412   ziggytosh

    Ok ok, Wade, you’re right. That really was beyond the pale.

    Morpho Aurora, if you’re still listening, you’ll notice that I didn’t make any specific critique of your poem. I just said ROFLMAO because I couldn’t be bothered saying anything more substantial. Truth is, I thought it was fine. Honest and obviously heartfelt. I admire you for putting your poetry online and taking the risk of having people read it. It was wrong of me to attempt to ridicule that. I hope my snark didn’t plant any seed of self-doubt. The poem is good.

    It’s still a little sad though, kind of pathetic, to see a bunch of people who are at least semi-literate ganging up on some kid who can’t spell right and doesn’t know where Albuquerque is. It’s such an obvious inversion of the standard playground bullying that it just makes me think y’all got what you deserved when you were gawky, bespectacled 12-year-olds getting sand kicked in your face.

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  • #413   Wade bang

    Ah, the 470′s.

    The Fall of the Roman Empire and the start of the Dark Ages.

    very appropriate, dawd, lol!

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  • #414   unholyghost2003

    perhaps ziggy was busy being pretentious with his buddy Besorgt around 470?

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  • #415   Mishee bang

    Repent!! Sinners you will burn!!

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  • #416   Mishee bang

    #519 dawd – I’m thinking the name is a horrific blending of Ziggy Marley and Peter Tosh?

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  • #417   Wade bang

    Well, ziggy.

    I think that our little friend had the misfortune to stumble in during the shitstorm :) that hit during the weekend.

    Even at that, she wasn’t trying to address the note, just wandering around waving her metaphorical arms. I really can tolerate that more than most, and usually try to deal with it through light humor and/or just ignoring them. But even I can reach a boiling point.

    As I posted earlier today on another thread, about the only way to stop that sort of thing is for everyone to register and have comments moderated, neither of which is preferable to me.

    The internet is a wild and woolly place. And it is natural for folks to want to circle the wagons. I say live and let live, and let’s just have fun snarking on these crazy notes.

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  • #418   morpho aurora bang

    ziggy if you check back you will see that i said nothing at all to oti
    and the jab at you was simple aggravation – why come here to insult people for doing something you are also doing?
    as far as you planting seeds of self doubt- nahh
    all of my demons existed pre ziggy – and i really don’t take anonymous criticism seriously

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  • #419   morpho aurora bang

    and your apology is graciously accepted dear

    Nov 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #420   ziggytosh

    Fair ’nuff.

    I will now search for other ways to avoid working.

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  • #421   WanderingPenguin bang

    One would think that someone whose moniker is a blending of two Reggae stars would be a little less abrasive in their mud-flinging. Reggae is all about the peace and the love, man.

    Mind you, most real Reggae lovers wouldn’t be caught dead using “y’all” in a sentence.

    Also, using the reverse timeline is pretty faulty logic. Perhaps instead of “getting what you deserved” 30 years ago, maybe it’s a case of “what goes around comes around”. I don’t see how “bad” actions made decades later can prove the worth of bad actions been performed on someone in their childhood. That’s just flat-out non-linear logic. That’s like jailing someone for something they didn’t do when they are 20 and when they get out 20 years later and beat someone up out of rage you say, “See? I told you they deserved to be in jail!”

    Team Sweeping Generalizations Suck Donkey Balls.

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  • #422   WanderingPenguin bang

    Please insert “having” between “bad actions” and “been performed” in the previous post. I made a tense change partway through and didn’t adjust everything properly. :|

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  • #423   WanderingPenguin bang

    This one’s for Mishee. ;)

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  • #424   ziggytosh

    Not so, my dear friend WanderingPenguin. To wit:

    One, two, three, four!
    Wake up and live, y’all,
    Wake up and live!
    Wake up and live now!
    Wake up and live!
    Life is one big road with lots of signs,
    So when you riding through the ruts, don’t you complicate your mind

    - Bob Marley, “Wake Up and Live”

    Also, the racial politics of reggae music and rastafarianism are more complicated than you may realize. Wikipedia is always a good starting point: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement

    Either way, I’m not a reggae lover (although I like it fine) and Ziggy is short for Zigbert.

    Your logical fallacy comment adds much to the discourse concerning justice, crime, punishment, and chronology. It is obvious that you are well read and that you do not adopt your passiveaggressivenotes.com comment thread philosophical positions without significant forethought. However, I might humbly call your attention to the possibility that while time is indeed linear, justice may not be. Perhaps, karmic retribution, being transcendent and pan-dimensional, punishes the individual not so much for specific deeds committed within the plane of linear time, but rather for the flawed nature of the everlasting, non-linear soul that commits the actions. Food for thought, WanderingPenguin. Food for thought.

    And finally, do ALL sweeping generalizations suck donkey balls or just some of them?

    Nov 6, 2007 at 7:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #425   GVI bang

    Oh great, I had no idea we had a lecture today :(

    Nov 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #426   Wade

    This is the thread that never ends,
    yes it goes on and on my friends

    Nov 6, 2007 at 8:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #427   Mishee bang

    I’ve still got my hand on the car!!

    So we go…

    Nov 6, 2007 at 8:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #428   Mishee bang

    #538 – GVI – Was I supposed to be taking notes?

    …’Cuz I didn’t…

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  • #429   WanderingPenguin bang

    I said “real Reggae lovers” wouldn’t be caught dead using “y’all” in a sentence. I didn’t say “Reggae performers“. However, if you want to classify Marley in my group – and I wholeheartedly support that decision – then I stand corrected. And since he is dead, I really stand corrected. Perhaps he shouldn’t have used “y’all” in a sentence. QED.

    And if you believe in “karmic retribution”, then why wouldn’t it have occurred to you that Oti might well have brought the abuse on him/herself with actions performed in a previous life? Yet you chose to come charging in here making it clear you believed that the people who “picked on” Oti did so out of their own free will?

    And lastly – and I do mean lastly, for I am not willing to debate the semantics of my stated position on sweeping generalizations – I stand by my comment (which you did not refute): it makes no sense – chronologically or in any other manner you referred to – to say that these posters deserved prior abuse for the actions they performed here in this thread. I know of no tenet that holds that reasoning. It may well be possible that “gawky, bespectacled 12-year-olds” had it “coming to them” for acts committed in a prior life, but not for acts committed later in this life or any other.

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  • #430   Oti

    You know, it wasn’t my intention to barge in this place like I did. I just don’t hadle the antagonizing name calling so discreatly. I suppose I thought you were interesting people and really intended to be more subtle upon entry and not so blatent while still figuring this place out, although it seams many of you share the same opinion of me and don’t really see how this whole mess began in the first place.

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  • #431   Ms B

    re 538: And a quiz to follow, no doubt.

    I go away, and imagine my surprise in finding that y’all are still at it.

    Speaking of karmic retribution being transcendent and pan-dimensional, where IS the mythic one? Surely he has heard your cries?

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  • #432   Mishee bang

    Ummm…. was I supposed to be taking notes on WP’s posting too?

    …’Cuz I wasn’t…

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  • #433   Wade bang

    Hey Oti

    Like I posted a couple of other places, a lot of it was you just happened to walk in in the middle of a bunch of posters causing grief, and got caught in the crossfire.

    No worries. Welcome aboard.

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  • #434   Mishee bang

    Wade, you are just such a sweetheart! Oti, hazing is a bitch isn’t it? :D

    Nov 7, 2007 at 9:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #435   GVI bang

    I didn’t get hazed :)

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  • #436   WanderingPenguin bang

    Re #547 – Mishee, if I’m taking the time to lucidly and thoughtfully shoot down a blowhard newbie, why on earth would you go to the trouble of mocking me? That post was clearly intended for ZT. Nobody said you had to read it. :P

    BTW, I didn’t get hazed, either, and have yet to form an opinion of Oti other than that he/she is trying way too hard to fit in to The-Forum-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

    Can we get to 600 already? I don’t want to come back here. :|

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  • #437   ziggytosh

    WanderingPenguin, I think I may have overestimated you.

    You seem to have trouble with things that fit into more than one category. For example, have you considered the possibility that Bob Marley was both a reggae performer AND a reggae lover? I know that’s a trippy thought but … well, after all, we’re talking about ganja-fueled music so now might be a good time to expand your consciousness. If that doesn’t work out for you, try googling the words “reggae lyrics y’all” and see what you come up with. Again, consider the possibility that things might simultaneously be both reggae lyrics and lyrics that are appreciated by reggae lovers.

    Likewise, you appear to have tripped yourself up over the phrase “karmic retribution.” If it’s easier for you to process, please feel free to substitute in “wrath of the Mighty Jehovah” or “revenge of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,” as per your theological preferences. Then return to the comment about non-linear cosmic justice and linear time and see if you can suss out the meaning. If not, no biggie. I’m not expecting much this time. Kudos for trying though.

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  • #438   WanderingPenguin bang

    Hey Ziggy? Let’s see if you can process this:

    Blow it out your ass.

    I’ve wasted enough time on you. You’re exactly the kind of big-headed pusbuggy I have felt sorry for at school or work and humoured for a moment or two only to walk away before the overpowering need to drive a boot into his ass became more than I could bear. You disguise your posts as “real thought-provoking conversation” but ultimately they’re just excuses to showcase an unfounded superiority complex and to generally treat everyone else like assholes, complete with put-downs and name-calling.

    You have still refuted nothing I have written, yet somehow you have come to the conclusion that you have even a shred more intelligence than I do. Well, that’s fine, you blow yourself up however it works for you. I have seen 1,000 of your kind come and go in my life and I can picture you now, smirking, puffing on some shitty imported cigarette, staring at the monitor beneath your posters of NYC c. 1922 and Kafka. Your kind literally makes me want to puke and I have enough stress in my life without dealing with some little putrid pissant with a chip on his shoulder and nobody to play with.

    Boy, howdy. There ain’t nothin’ like a little “book learnin’” to make people think their shit don’t stink. You’re dead to me, son. Have a nice life.

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  • #439   timebaron

    I love taters

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  • #440   Troy McClure bang

    WP, “I have … and Kafka” has got to be one of the most rollicking sentences I have read in a long time. I’m a little sorry the argument’s over.

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  • #441   Mishee bang

    #551 – I knew it didn’t apply to me, so after the first line I disregarded it… Hence the question, “Were we supposed to be taking notes?” It was a joke!

    GVI – you weren’t hazed because you are too cool for school (and your future’s so bright, you gotta wear shades! LOL)

    ziggy – OMG, do you really want to get into with me now? I don’t go the high falutin’, Word heavy, intellectual road that WP does – I fight dirty… but while still looking good!

    Troy – you may have a round two coming your way…

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  • #442   ziggytosh

    Mishee, I would be happy to get into it with you but I haven’t paid any attention to anything you’ve said so far. What would you like to fight about?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 6:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #443   Mishee bang

    I’m not sure, why don’t you pick a subject? I leave here in about 15 minutes and go home, but I will be back shortly after I get settled at home.. since apparently I have no life and need to get laid (tell my hubby that!)

    Nov 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #444   Mishee bang

    and I haven’t paid attention to anything you have said their, so we are even there.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 6:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #445   WanderingPenguin bang

    I know, Mishee. :P

    Sorry about that, Troy. But ya know – I am 100% sure I will find something to be snarky about again in the very near future. It just won’t be that poster. :D

    Can you see what I see, though? I can’t be that far off…right, Troy?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 6:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #446   ziggytosh

    Ok sweet. Let’s fight about your relationship with your husband. I think you should follow more closely the Qur’anic admonition to submit more readily to your husband’s advances. According to the hadith, “when a man calls his wife to satisfy his desire, she must go to him even if she is occupied at the oven.” How do you defend failure to fulfill this duty?

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  • #447   Mishee bang

    Well, did the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ write the hadith?

    The FUCK the hadith.

    How is this a fight? God, you fight like a GIRL

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #448   Zsa bang

    poser- I’m sure your momma appreciates all your pretty 100-point words you are learning in college. Pshaw- probably a theology major too.

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  • #449   Mishee bang

    Thank you Zsa…

    Now that I think about it… Jesus didn’t write the Bible either, just had a starring role!

    On my way out to home… I’ll be back to rumble with you later.

    Come up with something a little more original!

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #450   Mishee bang

    And when I say “Fight Like A Girl” – I sure as hell don’t mean any of the cool girls I hang with…

    More like a little whiney sissy-la-la…

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #451   GVI bang

    Some people on here need to get a life, *cough* Ziggytosh *cough*

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #452   ziggytosh

    Well, your salvation is your business. I’m just trying to help you out on the matrimonial bliss front while saving your skin from eternal flames and stuff.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #453   ziggytosh

    GVI, I’m beginning to think that “cough” wasn’t a cough at all, but a veiled insult against me! Ouch.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #454   GVI bang

    We love broken marriages and burning flesh.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #455   Troy McClure bang

    ZT, gods are metaphors. You know that, really, right?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #456   ziggytosh

    Yeah, McClure. I’d prefer not to fight with you though, if it’s all the same, out of respect for Phil Hartman. I’m not sure it’s obvious I was kidding, so let me also just say that I don’t think Mishee should have to follow Qur’anic injunctions. I just didn’t have a lot of material to fight with her about and she had specifically asked me to come up with something … it was the best I could do under pressure. If you can think of anything more worthwhile with which to stoke the fires of comment thread hatred, by all means share your ideas.

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  • #457   Mishee bang

    Good to know you are the kinda guy that doesn’t stand up well under pressure…

    If you have a significant other I am sure they are none to thrilled with that fact..

    If you don’t… well, there you go…

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #458   Team Cassandra bang

    I wonder – How bad do you think it feels to be “absoutley” set straight? :P (The Grammar Police just hasn’t been getting enough play around here lately)

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #459   ziggytosh

    True Mishee. Also true that I lose interest fast if there’s nothing spicy going on. Can you think of any reasons for me to maintain interest in this conversation?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #460   GVI bang

    You can be the bigger person if you just walk away.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #461   Mishee bang

    Nope, I’m just bland and boring… so why not just leave?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 7:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #462   ziggytosh

    Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to call you bland and boring. After all, you did come up with that line about fighting like a girl (zing!). But yeah, you’re no WanderingPenguin.

    Anyway, not with a bang but whimper, eh?

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  • #463   GhostWriter bang

    HIIII!!!!iiii::::….

    Actually, I like this salutation a bit better.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #464   Troy McClure bang

    The raviolo? Or Pdog’s Cash Giveaway?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #465   Mishee bang

    Tosh, I only spend my time fighting with people who might actually match my wit and intelligence….

    You are sub-par and therefore a Waste of Time

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #466   Andy bang

    OK, here’s my token bump towards the mystical 600 post pinnacle. When we’re at such heights, one must make sure to have their oxygen masks on. Where are my bloody sherpas, dammit?

    OK, nothing to see here, all is well.

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #467   GhostWriter bang

    Hey! That was a backhanded slap at me, Mishee- because by not fighting, you have labeled me boring and a dullard.

    A dullard, I can take…

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #468   Mishee bang

    Watch out for the crevasse Andy!

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #469   GhostWriter bang

    What is the raviolo? Do we have enough time to get into it??

    Nov 7, 2007 at 8:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #470   Oti

    So, what does fondling a sweater have to do with this post anyways?

    Nov 7, 2007 at 9:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #471   Wade bang

    That was an epic rant (#269), anglophile. Worthy of the Giants, nay the Titans, of PAN.

    :D

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  • #472   Buctirrarierm

    http://www.google.com
    http://www.yahoo.com
    http://www.msn.com

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  • #474   Mishee bang

    OMG, Rocky was attacking ME? I thought it was some nameless drone…

    Unfortunately the “Add to This Thread” isn’t available for me… but I see my girls up there have taken care of everything… what would I do without ya??
    Love ya! MMMWAH!

    May 30, 2008 at 3:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #475   claw71 bang

    Rocky:

    You’re right, it’s not usually that funny anymore but you’re going back to November of 2007 to address this issue? That’s pretty stupid. Why don’t you join us over here in 2008, take some shots at us on newer threads and see if you have what it takes to go toe to toe with the living.

    By the way…

    Rocky is fucking delicious.

    May 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #476   Rocky

    OMG! I am so sorry Mischee! I didn’t realize how popular you are here on this fantastic website. I don’t have any online friends like you do Mischee. Who will stand up for me in a comment thread filled with hundreds and hundreds of anonymous people? Thank for helping me realize that my life is in fact empty. Also, you’re right, I am fucking delicious! [insert random quote from Borat and/or Old School]

    The title is a quote from Wet Hot American Summer.

    May 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #476.1   RunBarbara bang

      wow, you’re a total boner. if you are so uninterested in the comments and think you are so above them, why leave any?
      run along and let us anonymous folks stick to our self made hierarchy of online popularity.

      May 30, 2008 at 4:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #476.2   Rocky

      Because I can’t imagine a better way waste the last half an hour of work on a Friday than to throw passive-agressive punches with you people. Genuinely thank you for keeping me amused on a seemingly endless afternoon. Got anything else? I still have 4 minutes before I can start home.

      May 30, 2008 at 4:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #476.3   KittyKat bang

      From what I hear, 30 seconds is about all YOU need. At least, that’s what your mom said.

      May 30, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #477   Adhara

    As someone who discovered your site about a week ago, and has since started at the beginning of the archives to read all the historical passive-aggressive notes, I have to agree with Rocky. It doesn’t matter which side you come in from, the “___ was fucking delicious” is old and no longer funny. (Its origin, as I recall, was from some bitch who ate her roommate’s specially-ordered restaurant leftovers, which really doesn’t make it a phrase or situation worthy of emulation.) Anyone who posts it now is just displaying his or her inability to come up with original humour.

    Jul 9, 2008 at 10:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #477.1   Wade bang

      Thank you, oh ye of one week’s worth of PAN reading, for sharing your wisdom… on a note that is eight months old.

      Jul 9, 2008 at 10:55 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #478   Tech Guy

    ROCKY – Not to mention that Crisco is fucking delicious!

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  • #479   And seriously, FYI you guys | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

    [...] Now finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters [...]

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