Writes Tessa, who works at a restaurant in Albuquerque: “The day manager left this note for the night cook, who does spend all night smoking, watching TV and calling his girlfriend on the business phone.” (I’m sure this note will absoutley set him straight.)
488 responses so far ↓
#1
Mishee
that cigarette is fucking delicious!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:51 am rating: 3
#2
Juliet
Did he post that note for the night cook in plain view of everyone? Terrible!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:53 am rating: 0
#3
Mishee
I love to do absolutley nothing!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:54 am rating: 0
#4
Juliet
Now that is P-A! Love it!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:54 am rating: 0
#5
Mishee
A boss should TOTALLY not do something like that! Issues with work performance should be brought up face to face in a private meeting! Mark – YOU SUCK!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:56 am rating: 0
#6
WanderingPenguin
Um….can’t they just fire him if they are “absoutley” sure he is smoking in the restaurant? Did they need this note?
I do love it, though, So we need this note!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:57 am rating: 0
#7
eric the beehivehairdresser
Isn’t that the chicken scratch writing of a 1970s serial killer?
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:58 am rating: 0
#8
Juliet
I’d love to do absolutely nothing and still get paid. I’ll be at home. Just send my cheque every two weeks!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:59 am rating: 1
#9
Juliet
#7 – His dog told him to leave that note!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:59 am rating: 1
#10
Mishee
Maybe Mark should be “commited” to the looney bin if he is really a 1970′s serial killer. I am sure we still have a few of those running around…
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:00 am rating: 0
#11
FickleGal
It looks like it’s in plain view for any customer to read. That’s so wrong and yet so right.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am rating: 0
#12
Katzndogz
Why would he need to look at the prep sheet if he’s committed it to memory? If he’s trying to be sarcastic, it didn’t work out well.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am rating: 0
#13
WanderingPenguin
:O Holy wow! I just looked at the title! A Wet Hot American Summer quote! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard (read) one of those!
“No, I said ‘Fondue With Cheddar’”….
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:01 am rating: 1
#14
Katzndogz
I’m sure it’s in the kitchen and not in front of the customers. If I were a customer and read this, I’d walk right out. Last thing I want is food prepared by a pissed off cook.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:02 am rating: 0
#15
Strideo
Straighten up Carlos!
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:05 am rating: 0
#16
FickleGal
Same here Katz. I’ve seen Waiting!
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:05 am rating: 0
#17
Canthz_B
If the night cook does absolutely nothing then maybe the restaurant should be closed at night.
They are losing money.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:07 am rating: 0
#18
Canthz_B
“Don’t make me do to you what I did to your lazy waitress Mom, Carlos. Your mother doesn’t work here anymore!”
-Mark-
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:13 am rating: 0
#19
Mishee
oh god they were probably wandering around without a hall pass and found their way into here! waa, waa, waaaaa
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:18 am rating: 0
#20
Wade
I hear they are hiring at Blenz.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:27 am rating: 0
#21
Paul
When I was younger I worked in my fair share of “resturants” as a cook, and I can’t think of one where I had the time to stand around at all. However, also remembering how the employees were to each other tells me all I need to know about Mark. He’s the shitpicking princess that nags you about every little detail and complains about Carlos doing nothing all night, but doesn’t fire him. Seeing as Carlos doesn’t see much of Mark to get the nagging first hand he will ignore Mark and talk to his girlfriend about him all night long. There’s even a chance Carlos will smoke the note with a smile
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:32 am rating: 0
#22
WanderingPenguin
I wonder if Mark left a note for the PAN gods.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 0
#23
Team Cassandra
#7 That is the the handwriting of the purely passive-aggressive. I know – I have an aunt that writes like that. If she had written that note it would look something like this:
Dearest Carlos,
I am SO impressed that you have committed the prep sheet to memory. No one has ever done that before! If you don’t mind, it would be great if you could put down your cigarette now and then and attend to it.
Of course, I would never fire someone for their habits (even if those habits may cause cancer in my staff and clientel) but times are tough and finances are tight – I cannot afford to pay one person to prep and one to smoke. I hate to say it but – prepping is actually better for business:)
Please let me know which job you’d prefer.
Kisses,
Your Auntie.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:36 am rating: 1
#24
Wade
I’m not all that familiar with “resturant” chains-of-command… how does the day manager know (or care) what the night cook is doing?
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am rating: 0
#25
Troy McClure
Now look at that yo-yo, that’s the way you do it
You smoke a ciggy watchin’ MTV
That ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing, phoning chicks for free
Now that ain’t workin’, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, that guy ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
He’s s’posed to clean the microwave oven
Unpack the kitchen deliveries
He’s s’posed to stock the refrigerator
Not just watch the colour TV
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:39 am rating: 0
#26
Team Cassandra
That ain’t workin’
That’s the way you do it
You get your money for nothing
And your smokes for free…
Fun, Troy!
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:43 am rating: 0
#27
Team Cassandra
Wade- The day manager expects to show up to a prepped kitchen.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:45 am rating: 0
#28
Mishee
Those prepped potatoes that taste like Marlboros were fucking delicious!
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:53 am rating: 0
#29 In Which It Works The Other Way Around As Well For Your Friday Links « This Recording
[...] We love passive aggressive notez. [...]
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:55 am rating: 0
#30
vox populi
Apparation (Harry Potter style) is an aspiration
of those whose work is an aberration to
those of us with dedication
to the job. Duly
our appreciation
will be expressed
when your application to transformation
from lackadaisical to motivation is
noted.
Mark (my words) the Day Manager.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:04 pm rating: 0
#31
Wade
Ah!! OK.
I wonder if mark’s cousin, “au statt” stephen, runs a pub in nottingham england.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:05 pm rating: 0
#32
A.A guy
Any “resturant(sic) manager who allows a T.V set in the kitchen is absoutley(sic) inviting his kitchen staff to kick back and relax.The same goes for allowing back of the house staff to sit at the bar and entertain themselves there.
SMOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM!
(and why does the letter a keep morphing into a “z” or a “>” ?
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:09 pm rating: 0
#33
Lara
I want to know how Mark knows Carols is hanging around smoking?
It’s obvious how he knows that Carlos isn’t doing his prep work, because he probably comes in and finds the onions still waiting to be chopped, but does he employ a network of night-time spies to find out what Carlos is doing?
Also, if the restaurants I worked in during college are any indication, the “day manager” isn’t the boss of the “night cook”. “Day manager” is just a title they gave Mark to make him feel important.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:11 pm rating: 0
#34
A.A guy
If you work in a restaurant DON’T let them promote you. It just results in less money,more hours and the Markerization of your soul!
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:19 pm rating: 0
#35
claw71
I’ve seen this a million times and in my career as an HR Manager I’ve labored to get employers recognize that they are usually the root cause of these problems. Don’t empower lazy workers.
Mark is a manager, we aren’t sure if he has jurisdiction over the night shift but as a manager he should be dealing with Carlos in a managerial capacity. Notes like this actually transfer control into the hands of the worker.
Since Tessa confirms that Carlos is a deadbeat I can only assume that Carlos retains his employment by default. The employer can’t find a suitable replacement at that rate of pay and won’t increase pay to improve the candidate pool. Carlos knows this so he willfully refuses to peform his duties.
As a consultant my first move would be to replace Mark with a real manager. Then I’d implement a performance incentive program to encourage consistent prep work from the night cook.
Aftert that I’d call Tessa into the office and have her do a little prep work on my tube steak. Then I’d submit my invoice to the owner and be on my merry way.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:21 pm rating: 0
#36
mere
the first part of the note sounds like something i’d say–behind the night cook’s back. ‘instead of doing NOTHING, maybe he could, oh, i dunno.. WORK?!’
but then again, being p-a is much more fun when you just shove it all inside…
that’s why this website rocks.
i do agree that it wasn’t so cool to have the note up in front of everyone.
i wonder what restaurant this is, because i don’t necessarily want to eat there at night. cigarette ash and salad.. mmmmmmmm…..
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:23 pm rating: 0
#37
GhostWriter
How does Mark know? Simple- he doesn’t.
The note was written by Tessa (who does know).
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:25 pm rating: 0
#38
GhostWriter
It’s not really a tall order- All he has to do is “take a look at the prep sheet.”
He can fit that in during commercials.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:26 pm rating: 1
#39
unholyghost2003
I was about to say what Lara said, more or less. The Day Manager and Day staff get screwed by Carlos not doing any of the prep work (so they probably have to do it all when they first comw in) Mark probably CAN’T fire Carlos since Carlso is on the night shift and Mark is the Day Manager (implying that there is a NIght Manager who should be making Carlso do his GD job) and Mark probably knows how Carlso spends his time while NOT working from those poor souls who are working swing or have some day shifts and some night shifts. I HATE lazy staff.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:27 pm rating: 0
#40
WanderingPenguin
If it’s not really a “tall order”….wait for it…then would it be a… “short order”?
Wonder what kind of cook that would make him?
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:27 pm rating: 0
#41
claw71
I bet the owner of the restuarant thought he was pulling off a fast one hiring himself an illegal Mexican to work the night shift but little did he know that Carlos was from Portugal.
Employers need to check the backgrounds of their applicants. If you aren’t hiring a 100% genuine wetback you might as well hire a black guy.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:41 pm rating: 0
#42
Canthz_B
I resemble that remark!
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:47 pm rating: 0
#43
Wade
Though it is possible that Carlos’ ancestors moved to the Albuquerque area 250 years before Mark showed up, lol.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:51 pm rating: 0
#44
Mishee
I am still trying to figure out the title of this post…
anyone know the significance?
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:55 pm rating: 0
#45
sunlotus
He starts out with “Maybe” so I guess Carlos has the option. Given the option, I know I’d MUCH rather smoke, watch tv & talk on the phone than work any day, I mean night.
Where is the Night Manager in all this? Maybe Carlos IS the Night Manager! Sweet.
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:56 pm rating: 0
#46
WanderingPenguin
re #53: see #13
Nov 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm rating: 0
#47
April
Maybe the prepped food is being eaten by the Heisa Monster.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:15 pm rating: 0
#48
Wade
I like the way Mark oscillates between passive voice words/statements (maybe, perhaps, find the time, your attention to this matter will be appreciated) and attempts to be more forceful and assertive (doing absolutely nothing, do something besides smoking).
This note could be the very definition of passive-aggressive.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:16 pm rating: 0
#49
morpho aurora
instead of leaving this wimpy lil note, mark should stick around (or come back) and say something to carlos in person. i don’t like having to do someone else’s job either, but notes like this usually aggravate the situation. marlboro mashed potatoes could be just the beginning.
cast iron skillets are wonderful teaching tools!
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:25 pm rating: 0
#50
claw71
I’d like to know if this place is a semi-national chain with a penchant for promoting gutless teenagers to management as soon as labor laws allow or if some former IHOP franchise owner got too cheap to pay the fees and simply rebadged his operation as Bud’s Urbane Restaurant Parlor until he can opt out of the property lease.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm rating: 0
#51
GhostWriter
claw71, you’ve ruined your election chances!
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm rating: 0
#52
FickleGal
Does anyone here think that women are born with a gene that causes them to be passive aggressive geniuses?
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:28 pm rating: 0
#53
WanderingPenguin
Hmm. This is a note from Mark to Carlos. So I would have to say, “WTF does that have to do with anything, FickelGal?”
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:36 pm rating: 0
#54
WanderingPenguin
And then I would go ON to say: “Can you believe I spelled ‘FickleGal’ incorrectly?”
Sheesh.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:37 pm rating: 0
#55
FickleGal
I am aware of who wrote the note. I was thinking out loud, WanderingPenguin. Oh, I got it right on the first try!
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:41 pm rating: 0
#56
WanderingPenguin
Well, then my answer would be: they learn it from their moms, who learn it from….etc etc etc.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:42 pm rating: 0
#57
WickedLady
That prep sheet was fucking delicious!
Yay, my first ‘fucking delicious’ comment.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm rating: 0
#58
claw71
I know GW, but I’ll let you in on a secret:
After Joe Biden had all of his issues with Indians (dots, not feathers) and African Americans (Obama’s clean and talks good) somebody had to fall on his sword. Since Colbert is only interested in South Carolina and I’m not strong enough to carry my own ticket I went ahead and took one for the team. But Joe’s on his own from here on out, if he pisses off some other ethnic group I’m not defelecting that heat. Especially if it’s those maple syrup licking freaks to the north.
Now if I can only convince people that it was I who left Giuliani’s wife (the second one, right?)in her time of need I’ll still be on even footing with both parties.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:43 pm rating: 0
#59
claw71
Women aren’t passive aggressive, they’re manic depressive and it’s got nothing to to with genes.
Unless the pair they just bought are too tight.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:45 pm rating: 0
#60
WickedLady
I object! I happen to be quite satisfied, not at all depressed.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:47 pm rating: 0
#61
claw71
Tessa was F-ing delicious.
WHOA! (Now laugh as I wrap my arm around the back of my head to take a drag from my Marlboro)
Hickory Dickory Dock
Tessa was sucking….
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:48 pm rating: 0
#62
FickleGal
Are you suggesting manic depressive men don’t exist?
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:49 pm rating: 0
#63
claw71
Wicked Lady:
I find it hard to believe that you’re satisfied if you haven’t met me.
The ladies all call me Snickers.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:51 pm rating: 0
#64
claw71
Of course not FickleGal. Men have mental issues too.
We have to deal with women, don’t we?
Bada-Bing!
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:52 pm rating: 0
#65
luvtosurf
I guess the ‘boss’ had to do that out of frustration. Maybe things will get better. But, I had to laugh when I read it. That’s some funny stuff.
Nov 2, 2007 at 1:57 pm rating: 0
#66
Lara
I’m assuming Mark can’t stay and confront Carlos and tell him to do his fucking job because Mark is afraid of Carlos.
He leaves notes, then slips out the back door 5 minute before Carlos’ shift begins.
Actually, knowing Carlos, he’s probably late every day anyway, and there are people out in the dining room waiting for their Big Angus Onion Southwest Chipotle Burgers for like half an hour while he has a pre-work cigarette in the walk-in cooler.
Nov 2, 2007 at 2:22 pm rating: 0
#67
browser
WTF!!!
I can’t believe the racist B.S. some people post online.
I bet CLAW71 wouldn’t have the guts to say that crap face to face with a person of color. And you all just let it slide. Damn.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:33 pm rating: 1
#68
mike
I would love to smoke in a diner lucky bastard.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:37 pm rating: 0
#69
hardman09
sounds like Carlos, is a Joke and needs to be fired.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:39 pm rating: 0
#70
WanderingPenguin
Maybe you could become a night cook somewhere, mike. Sounds like that’s the way to go about it.
As for me, smokeless dining experiences are the greatest gift of the 21st century.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:41 pm rating: 0
#71
WanderingPenguin
At least he spelled “Carlos” correctly. That seems to be a problem on this thread.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:47 pm rating: 0
#72
WanderingPenguin
You are not in that group, Mishee, from what I recall. I’ll bet you just scrolled back and checked, though!
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:48 pm rating: 0
#73
browser
Suckered? I don’t think so. I know what I read. That’s not even funny and it’s got no place here.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:49 pm rating: 0
#74
WanderingPenguin
Actually, I must disagree with post #84 – on all counts.
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:52 pm rating: 0
#75
unholyghost2003
I am sorry for misspelling CARLOS. A mistake I shall never make again (helped by the fact I know no one by that name).
Nov 2, 2007 at 3:55 pm rating: 0
#76
morpho aurora
yep, claw got another one – wonder what he’ll do to this one
and browser, if you bother to go back and read claw’s comments on previous threads, you will understand why it’s funny, and yes it did have a place here
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:00 pm rating: 0
#77
Mishee
WP, are we talking about the same thing? I was referencing your post #77 – I know I am not a noob!
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:01 pm rating: 0
#78
WanderingPenguin
No, Mishee, 83 referenced 82.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:04 pm rating: 0
#79
Mishee
#86 – you must totally proofread all posts or you stand the chance of getting arrested by the Grammar and Spelling Police…
god, did you just come to this site and start posting? I spent a week on here before I posted a thing… people can just jump in to posting on PAN!
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:06 pm rating: 0
#80
Mishee
WP – ok, then no, I didn’t scroll back because I am pretty sure I haven’t mentioned Carlos by name yet…
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:07 pm rating: 0
#81
GVI
#84, it was hilarious what Claw said, and i know everyone of the regulars will agree with me.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:13 pm rating: 0
#82
claw71
Oops.
Are they letting the blacks back on this site? Damn. You know instead of exclamation marks they should have some sort of icon to indicate the ethnicity of the users. You know… like a watermelon slice for black users, a burrito for hispanics, turban for dot Indians, Chief Wahoo for feather Indians, money for Jews…
Dude, take it easy, it’s jokes…I’m black. Well, sort of, I have black friends so it’s all good in the hood. See, would a racist use an expression like that? Of course not. I listen to Fresh Prince and Biz Marke…I’m fly.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:15 pm rating: 0
#83
unholyghost2003
Re: 91 No, I read through many posts for a good week or week and a half before I started posting. I simply got over my fear of strangers on message boards some years ago. I will “totally proof read” from now on!
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:18 pm rating: 0
#84
WanderingPenguin
uhg2k3 – don’t sweat it. There is no reason to be paranoid unless you are pointing out other people’s errors whilst making the same mistake yourself. There were plenty of people spelling “Carlos” or “Carlso” or “Carols” wrong on here; you certainly weren’t being singled out. It was only flying fingers disease anyhow – I do it all the time.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:22 pm rating: 0
#85
GVI
#94 Claw you totally rock, and black friends are the best, i have some, but the always trying to steal my shit.
#95, beware of the spelling nazis and grammer police.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:23 pm rating: 0
#86
WanderingPenguin
See, this would be a good time to prove my point to uhg2k3 by enjoying the spelling of “grammer” in GVI’s post about spelling nazis…..but it’s Friday and who cares?
Team Shit-Stealing!
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:35 pm rating: 0
#87
claw71
GVI:
Thanks, man. My black friends don’t try to steal my shit because being a trailer park kind of guy, I tend to get stuff out of their trash.
Damn, bro! What’s the dilly with that love seat? It looks like the one I just took out my momma’s house. You be trippin, dog, straight up trippin.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:36 pm rating: 0
#88
unholyghost2003
WP thank you.
97, I do not have black friends since I am from Wisconsin (also why I know no one by the name of Carlos) what is it like?
Being both a Jew and a notoriously bad speller I will keep an eye out for spelling Nazis.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:37 pm rating: 0
#89
GVI
WP, you have me all paranoid.
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:37 pm rating: 0
#90
Canthz_B
GVI I eschewed all Black friends long ago. All they wanted to do was dance and eat ribs!
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:41 pm rating: 0
#91
GVI
Claw, don’t you just hate it when they come over and they leave their greasy, chicken eating, crack smoking handprints all over your place!
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:42 pm rating: 0
#92
WanderingPenguin
GVI, then my work here is done.
….or is it?…. heh heh heh…
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:44 pm rating: 0
#93
Mishee
#94 – you made me worry for a minute, wondering if you were black, where the hell did you get an albino anaconda??
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:48 pm rating: 0
#94
Canthz_B
Sounds like a long story to me…
Nov 2, 2007 at 4:49 pm rating: 0
#95
Mishee
From what I remember about the story of his anaconda, everything about it is long!!
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:00 pm rating: 0
#96
anon
http://web.mac.com/anaconda_guy/iWeb/News/Ab.Green.Pics.html
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:02 pm rating: 0
#97
A.A guy
If you don’t hire a genuine Black guy does that mean the one the you did tends to be insincere?
Oh by the way, wallowing in maple syrup is an experience not to be shunned; licking the stuff is strictly for tourists.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:03 pm rating: 0
#98
FickleGal
WanderingPenguin, NOW the posts have gone off topic. My gene question doesn’t seem so silly now.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:06 pm rating: 0
#99
Mishee
I got stopped at a roadblock by my house yesterday after work – the cops were handing out fliers and asking if I had seen the guy who was in the sketch…. guess what?
He was black.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:06 pm rating: 0
#100
car car da great
well smoking isnt productive…and neither is profanity…it makes you ugly
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:09 pm rating: 0
#101
GVI
And I hate cars, so im also carist.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:13 pm rating: 0
#102
Canthz_B
I hate being great…Am I the Greatest?
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:14 pm rating: 0
#103
leeshka
Man, I wish I could figure out what resturant people here in abq are still allowed to smoke in. I’d take a couple packs and sit around with Carlos… hell, I’d do some of that prep work if a nice stiff drink was involved.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:15 pm rating: 0
#104
car car da great
BTW: I kinda feel bad 4 carlos…
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:20 pm rating: 0
#105
A.A guy
I’m against the past Russian regime, I guess that makes me a tsarist.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:20 pm rating: 0
#106
GVI
You figure it out.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:25 pm rating: 0
#107
A.A guy
I noticed that Mark suggested Carlos just LOOK at the prep sheet. Carlos could just be following orders.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:26 pm rating: 0
#108
Canthz_B
Mamma says, stupid is as stupid does!
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:31 pm rating: 0
#109
GhostWriter
Another vote against the low-brow racist humor.
Is the rule truly “anything goes” on this site? because I’m not comfortable with that.
…and guess what- didn’t we just kick someone off the site for some truly bottom-feeder attempts at humor?
Where is the line drawn?
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:40 pm rating: 1
#110
A.A guy
Low-brow racist humor as oppossed to high-brow racist humor?
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:45 pm rating: 0
#111
Mishee
Just so everyone knows (although the only one I am scared of is CB, and he knows, that what I said was simultaneously a joke (to piss off people who think claw is actually offending!) and a little bit of truth…
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:51 pm rating: 0
#112
GVI
Calm down people, it was all jokes and no one was offended. Now go about your business.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:56 pm rating: 0
#113
Lara
OnT, how does Mark know Carlos has memorized the prep sheet?
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:59 pm rating: 0
#114
Canthz_B
Poking fun at stereotypes is not racist or offensive.
Believing in them is.
That’s my personal take on it.
If I can laugh at a “drunken Irishman”, or “cheap Scotsman” joke, I can handle the odd watermelon.
Nov 2, 2007 at 5:59 pm rating: 0
#115
Mishee
Maybe Carlos was forced to demonstrate his prep sheet memorization at the last company meeting, standing at the front of the group and reciting everything – if he missed an entry on the prep sheet, he was beaten within an inch of his life!
He learned it fairly quickly with that teaching method!
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:00 pm rating: 0
#116
A.A guy
If you can handle the old watermelon then…POWER TO THE CORRECT PEOPLE!
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:03 pm rating: 0
#117
Lara
And how does Mark know Carlos doesn’t “look at” the prep sheet, for that matter?
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:07 pm rating: 0
#118
Olivia
Team Troy’s Hit Remakes
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:13 pm rating: 0
#119
unholyghost2003
What makes the watermellons odd? Also, if you can handle the odd watermellon what do you do with the normal ones? How about the even ones?
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:13 pm rating: 0
#120
Canthz_B
Same thing everyone esle does I suppose, what do you do with yours?
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:16 pm rating: 0
#121
Canthz_B
What bothers me is “Strange Fruit”.
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:18 pm rating: 0
#122
A.A guy
Imagine there’s no prep sheet
I wonder if you can
No food to chop up
Nothing done by hand
Imagine all the day cooks
Serving frozen veal
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:19 pm rating: 0
#123
A.A guy
Want some real P/A ? Go to Rantasaurus Rex(under the blog roll tothe right 2nd post down).
Not that this isn’t real.At least I think it’s………never mind.
Nov 2, 2007 at 6:27 pm rating: 0
#124
reality
what a slam while you are at work you spend employers time discussing some one who is slacking….hhmmmm
Nov 2, 2007 at 7:50 pm rating: 0
#125
reality
Maybe in reality I am someones’ Mexican Boss who signs the big payday check!
Nov 2, 2007 at 7:52 pm rating: 0
#126
reality
How come my remark shows on the other thread and not here ?????
Nov 2, 2007 at 8:00 pm rating: 0
#127
Mishee
I am not at work….
Nov 2, 2007 at 8:14 pm rating: 0
#128
BoggyWoggy
What a loser boss.
What manager would do such a thing…totally unproductive and unprofessional…whimpy…
A lot like Mishee.
Nov 2, 2007 at 9:35 pm rating: 0
#129
Team Cassandra
Hugs from Jesus for everyone!
(He called and said it seemed y’all were in desperate need of Hugs here in PANland and He’d be delivering them himself but he’s kinda busy with his birthday coming and all.)
Nov 2, 2007 at 9:36 pm rating: 0
#130
Intl Newbie
@Unholyghost2003 you seriously need to check your grammar. How is it possible to not be able to spell -watermelon-???
Nov 2, 2007 at 9:54 pm rating: 0
#131
Intl Newbie
Is it just me or is the note’s title totally unrelated to the note???
Nov 2, 2007 at 9:56 pm rating: 0
#132
Canthz_B
Oh Playa!…THAT Noel!
We’re just expecting a little wind and rain here.
It’s not even on my list of concerns as you could probably see.
I feel like such a putz for missing that one!
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:08 pm rating: 0
#133
WanderingPenguin
To: Intl Newbie –
1) Spelling “watermelon” (or anything else for that matter) incorrectly has absolutely nothing to do with grammar. You “seriously need to check” your vocabulary.
2) It’s just you.
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:18 pm rating: 0
#134
Troy McClure
#151: evidently it’s a quote from some old porn flick or something. Read post #13. I’m gonna watch it right after Dogma and Coming to America.
Nov 2, 2007 at 10:21 pm rating: 0
#135
WanderingPenguin
Nah, Troy, it’s actually a really funny (IMHO) piece of satire from 2001 spoofing those goofy Teen Flicks from the 80s. It was written by Michael Showalter and David Wain, two seriously funny yet deranged gentlemen, and the cast includes Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce and Paul Rudd among others.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:02 pm rating: 0
#136
bibberly
Wet Hot American Summer is my favorite movie. Fondling sweaters FTW!
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:12 pm rating: 0
#137
reality
Well back on subject matter, back in the day I did my share of being the waitress it totally sucked. Having to smile when you really didn’t want to, being too busy just to find out nothing was prepped,so there you are lookin’ good back in the hot kitchen getting something done that was someone elses job. Dirty little bastards.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:16 pm rating: 0
#138
Troy McClure
WP, like Meatballs & so forth? Sounds great, I’ll look out for it. (Didn’t really think it was a porno!)
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:25 pm rating: 0
#139
reality
was carlos or chico watching movies?
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:35 pm rating: 0
#140
WanderingPenguin
Yep, exactly like that. Although probably more like Porky’s, but any Canadian teenplotation movie will do.
I knew you didn’t think it was a porn but I also could tell not many people on here had ever seen it. It’s quite a hidden gem and I happen to really like Michael Showalter’s sense of humour. He has a few episodes of something called The Michael Showalter Showalter for viewing on the ‘net and I think it’s hysterical. Maybe check that out before you invest 120 minutes in the film.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:40 pm rating: 0
#141
WanderingPenguin
*teenploItation. Even though it’s a made-up word I still didn’t spell it correctly.
Nov 2, 2007 at 11:48 pm rating: 0
#142
Mishee
WP – it’s already on my Blockbuster.com queue…. but it will have to wait until hubby gets home – he loves spoofs!
Nov 3, 2007 at 12:04 am rating: 0
#143
WanderingPenguin
Excellent, Mishee. Feedback will be appreciated!
Nov 3, 2007 at 12:12 am rating: 0
#144
Mishee
And you know you can expect it from me! When do you know me to hold back?
Nov 3, 2007 at 12:30 am rating: 0
#145
reality
I do hope you all stay in reality, ‘night for now be back later. Hope I will be welcomed with open arms. lol=lots of love
Nov 3, 2007 at 12:45 am rating: 0
#146
WanderingPenguin
I wonder why “reality” thinks our memories are that short in “reality”. Interesting how someone who just a couple of threads ago posted some smack talk about it being “so sad” that we waste so much time on this site could come in and post 7 times in 25 posts, starting with an initial attempt to flame us all yet again.
Yeah, open arms indeed. The better to crush you with, my dear.
Nov 3, 2007 at 2:14 am rating: 0
#147
reality
o.k. at first I said some things that were maybe squeezable but not crushable. Then came some things to maybe ponder, then just giving me the finger would have sufficed but after that everything was pretty huggable if not just wanting to get a feel of who may be hostile and who would just like to debate an issue. You know this is passive agressive type stuff. At first it is like being the new kid and trying to figure out who would like to crush you so you try to beat them to it. Anyway I guess I know who would love to crush me in thier arms.lol Don’t quite know if that means laugh out loud or lots of love? oh well maybe another site would suit me better.
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:14 am rating: 1
#148
reality
GOODNIGHT PENGUIN.
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:22 am rating: 0
#149
cloak and dagger
It is a bit of a secret society here, they guard it ferociously and get really mad if you tiptoe anywhere near their hidden enclaves, and shoo you away, but then criticize you for not getting to know them better before posting! Good luck.
Nov 3, 2007 at 6:45 am rating: 1
#150
GezD
If you can’t spell the word restaurant, you shouldn’t be allowed to own one.
Nov 3, 2007 at 7:01 am rating: 0
#151
Team Cassandra
4th Really.
Nov 3, 2007 at 8:09 am rating: 0
#152
Mishee
carcar, I am pretty sure we will figure it out…
Nov 3, 2007 at 9:09 am rating: 0
#153
Mishee
I am pretty knowledgeable – but I have never claimed to “Know-It-All” – when I have questions of life, love, and history, I refer to my Encyclopedia… err, Troy, Wade, and CB…
They love to provide me with links to learn new things… one day I will be that “Know-It-All” you claim I am now!
One day… one day…
Nov 3, 2007 at 9:14 am rating: 0
#154
The Sneak
Ok, since you refer the the encycopedia so much, this is for you…
Mee-Shee: The Water Giant
Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia – Cite This Source
Mee-Shee: The Water Giant is an Anglo-German family film shot in New Zealand and released in 2005. It stars Bruce Greenwood, Rena Owen, Tom Jackson and Daniel Magder.
The film is based upon the Canadian folklore water monster known as the Ogopogo. This folklore began with Aboriginal peoples in Canada, and while the film was in production complaints from one Aboriginal chief about cultural appropriation caused the film and its titular monster to be renamed “Mee-Shee”. These complaints and the renaming drew media attention and generated controversy.
The film itself received some good reviews. Some critics praised the performances, although evaluations of the special effects were mixed. In Canada, Mee-Shee was only released on DVD and never played in theatres.
Nov 3, 2007 at 9:22 am rating: 0
#155
Mishee
Wow I remember when seeing my name on there was the highlight of my day…
It does get old…
Off to “Reality” – have fun seeing your name in lights! Registered users don’t show on that… thank goodness!
Nov 3, 2007 at 9:56 am rating: 0
#156
claw71
Damn., Canthz_B…That “Strange Fruit” reference is going way back.
Did you happen to catch India Arie’s performance in that “Lightning in a Bottle” film? Stirring.
Nov 3, 2007 at 11:36 am rating: 0
#157
Canthz_B
I just had to slip that one in there claw.
No, I have not heard that particular version, I’m not much of a movie buff. I just sit back as others reference films and directors and wait for it all to blow over…no sweat! I am impressed that some of our esteemed colleagues are so knowledgeable about such things.
Nov 3, 2007 at 12:44 pm rating: 0
#158
WanderingPenguin
If “your” smart?
Brilliant.
And boo hoo hoo, “reality”. “If you don’t accept me as a friend after I came in here flaming everyone all at once, then I will take my ball and go home.” Give me a break.
I guess I was right about the College Humour link after all. Wish I wasn’t.
Nov 3, 2007 at 1:02 pm rating: 0
#159
Mishee
I noticed that this morning also WP – but didn’t have the time to comment on it.. plus it was way up there, I am sure it was long forgotten! Guess not…
There should be an age limit on this site….
Nov 3, 2007 at 1:08 pm rating: 0
#160
Reality
Good morning!
Nov 3, 2007 at 1:26 pm rating: 0
#161
Mrs. Bender
Sneak
Nov 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm rating: 0
#162
Mrs. Bender
You
Nov 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm rating: 0
#163
Mrs. Bender
Annoy
Nov 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm rating: 0
#164
Mishee
LOL CB! You are hilarious!
Re #206 – Poor Jim….
Nov 3, 2007 at 2:59 pm rating: 0
#165
GVI
Damn, I guess we didn’t get a note for the weekend.
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:21 pm rating: 0
#166
Mishee
I prayed for it GVI – but I think I was the only one praying… sometimes there is power in numbers!
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:23 pm rating: 0
#167
Canthz_B
Maybe if we sing Kumbaya?
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:24 pm rating: 0
#168
Mishee
I’ll light the candles CB!
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm rating: 0
#169
GVI
You go first CB.
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:26 pm rating: 0
#170
A.A guy
I feel a virtual group hug coming on. BRRRR
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:27 pm rating: 0
#171
GVI
Whoa, slow down now, the only hugging around here comes from Jesus.
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:29 pm rating: 0
#172
A.A guy
I just noticed the “since 1918′ at the top of the note. I wonder how many restaurants in Albuquerque would fall under that profile?BY the way where is Albuquerque?
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:38 pm rating: 0
#173
The Sneak
New Mexico
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:40 pm rating: 0
#174
youjustme
This note was harsh. I think that Mark should’ve talked face-to-face with Carlos. That’s kinda like dumping someone by text, e-mail, etc. Mark’s got no guts!
Nov 3, 2007 at 3:49 pm rating: 0
#175
D
That is funny… A boss should do that face to face, but sometimes this is more effective.
Carlos probably didn’t change his ways though..
Nov 3, 2007 at 7:39 pm rating: 0
#176
me
I wonder if watermelon’s were on his prep sheet…
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:09 am rating: 0
#177
Mishee
I wouldn’t want to have watermelon in my fruit salad that was cut up and prepped overnight! Well, I guess if it was kept in the fridge….
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:10 am rating: 0
#178
Canthz_B
“me” is my cousin, he is asleep. # 225 IS NOT “me”….be creative you little sorry assed loser!!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:23 am rating: 0
#179
me
if youre going to call fowl childish names why dont you be more creative about it?
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:38 am rating: 0
#180
Canthz_B
If you’re going to be a thief do the time!
And take the apostrophe from “watermelon’s” and put it in “youre” while your illiterate ass is about it!
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:44 am rating: 0
#181
Canthz_B
You will still need to buy one for “dont”. Twit.
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:49 am rating: 0
#182
Mishee
I think you were one vowel off with that name CB!
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:52 am rating: 0
#183
Mishee
So while we buy this fool an apostrophe, we can purchase that “A” at the same time! LOL
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:53 am rating: 0
#184
Canthz_B
I would never! LOL
Well, not yet.
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:54 am rating: 0
#185
Canthz_B
Let’s play the wheel!!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:54 am rating: 0
#186
Canthz_B
Clearly, there is one less snake on this plane!
Mother fucker!!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:56 am rating: 0
#187
me
oh…so youre problem is that apperantly i used someone elses log in name who also calls himself “me”. sorry i left my omnishant powers somewhere …when i find them i’ll let you know, but Canthz B you could be a little nicer…afterall the word ME is a word in the english language and doest belong to anyone in particular
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:57 am rating: 0
#188
me
but i can change it just so youre world can be flowers and butterflies again…K…?
Nov 4, 2007 at 12:58 am rating: 0
#189
Mishee
I wish I had omnishant powers too!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:01 am rating: 0
#190
Mishee
CB – If I had those powers I would make youre world full of butterflies and flowers and FREE PUPPIES for all!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:02 am rating: 0
#191
Canthz_B
No need o be God-like…try READING…it’s FUNdamental…spell-checkers do wonders too.
You obviously read at least through #132 because that is where the watermelon reference cam in.
And NO, there is no requisite here that I be nice to you. Your mother doesn’t work here!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:03 am rating: 0
#192
Canthz_B
Got me so mad I over typed!! “TO” and “CAME”…little summinabitch!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:06 am rating: 0
#193
Mishee
I thought you were just being patronizing CB – but that works too…
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:07 am rating: 0
#194
Oti
if you find mine you can have them Mishee
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:08 am rating: 0
#195
Mishee
Thanks Oti, but no thanks. If I am going to have some sort of power, I would rather go for omniscient
Try http://www.m-w.com
It’s a lifesaver!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:10 am rating: 0
#196
Oti
I don’t spell check for recreation, I’m not that anal…as a matter of fact if you’re so perfect why do you need spell check anyway and i never asked for you to be nice to me, i mearly stated that you could be…
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:14 am rating: 0
#197
Mishee
And as for “it’s a word no one owns it” – that’s just stupid and rude to come on to a site and read some comments and then take the name of someone on here who has been a regular for sometime.
Be original and use something from your own life! Even “Mac” would be appropriate… or “PC” – whatever works.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:16 am rating: 0
#198
Canthz_B
Is your little teacher nice to you when you misspell and fail to capitalize and punctuate properly?
Do you get milk and graham crackers for that bottom of the educational barrel shit?
Just nicely wondering.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:18 am rating: 0
#199
Mishee
Spell check should have nothing to do with “being anal” – it should have everything to do with being smart and realizing that on a message board such as this, most of what people base their judgements of you on is what you type. Plus, it’s just horrible to see all those mispelled words! Unless you are 13, there’s no excuse to be such a sloppy speller! (some of your mistakes I would not expect my 8 year old neice to make)
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:18 am rating: 0
#200
Canthz_B
I cannot imagine the tears if WP were here!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:20 am rating: 0
#201
Mishee
That’s the beauty of having a thread…. WP will be here eventually, and then the tears will flow!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:24 am rating: 0
#202
Oti
C.B you forgot to put an e at the end of the word came in box # 240
Mishee if you going to quote me please do it right I wrote “ME is a word in the english language it doesnt belong to anyone in particular”…just FYI no one is perfect but im not so shallow that I’ll judge someone based on their imperfections
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:26 am rating: 0
#203
Canthz_B
HELL, you don’t spell check for recreation because your ass can spell that! Spell Check for things you do not know…just how slow can this one be?
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:28 am rating: 0
#204
Canthz_B
I made a follow-up correction idiot…the mark of character is the ability to admit one’s errors and take responsibility for them.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:29 am rating: 0
#205
Mishee
I don’t know about this… I am getting a case of the vapors just thinking about it…
Bad speeling and grammer is something that chaps my hide!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:31 am rating: 0
#206
Canthz_B
You have no character no matter what you call yourself because you never offered a genuine apology…just some sarcasm about not being omniscient.
You are a loser, and will be one until you, if you are wise, mature.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:33 am rating: 0
#207
Oti
It baffles me how agressive you are over trivial shit. I’m just enjoying this and don’t think for one minute I’ll be sitting here crying over someone’s judgmental opinion.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:33 am rating: 0
#208
Mishee
You think we are sitting here fuming about this ourselves? I’m cracking up… this is my raison d’etre
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:35 am rating: 0
#209
Canthz_B
Fishin’ in a barrel! LOL
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:38 am rating: 0
#210
Mishee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTo48iR58VE
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:39 am rating: 0
#211
Canthz_B
Please scroll to the post-it note at the top of this page!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:39 am rating: 0
#212
Canthz_B
LOL Mish…..LOL
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:41 am rating: 0
#213
Mishee
Fishin’ for snakes in a barrel!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:43 am rating: 0
#214
Coke-aholic
I thought it was shooting ducks in a barrel.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:47 am rating: 0
#215
Oti
You know, I would have scincearly apollogised if the responce wasn’t so offensive, but scince it was I don’t think an apollogy would have been accepted.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:47 am rating: 0
#216
Mishee
*seizing*
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:48 am rating: 0
#217
Mishee
Coke, it’s been a long, Corona filled night… cut me a little slack now!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:53 am rating: 0
#218
Mishee
But I leave this in your capable hands… do me proud!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:53 am rating: 0
#219
anglophile
Ah, kids these days got it easy. They waltz in here, read a couple of comments, and before you know it–wham!–they’re embroiled in battle with the Giants of PAN. Why, I went a whole week before voicing my opinion that Mishee and Mrs. Bender were one and the same, and I was knocking my knees the whole time after! And it seems like just yesterday WP took my sarcasm wrong and accused me of having my nose out of joint before making up with a huggy-kissy fest which disgusted GW. But that was in September! More than a month ago, can you believe it? And another thing about these Johnny-Come-Latelys: do any of them even bother to take the time to italicize any significant words for the edification of their fellow readers? No they do not! The whippersnappers can’t even capitalize proper nouns, let alone type an apostrophe. To Hell in a handbasket, that’s where we’re going, folks. To Hell in a handbasket.
Nov 4, 2007 at 3:19 am rating: 0
#220
Canthz_B
#264 is up for freaking grabs! :_D
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:04 am rating: 0
#221
Canthz_B
#264 is up for freaking grabs!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:04 am rating: 0
#222
Troy McClure
Oti, your apollogy means nothing to us.
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:56 am rating: 0
#223
Wow
Okay, I have never posted in here before but I just had to ask….what is the deal with all the hostility? It’s just a funny website and there are people in here being total grammar Nazis. I mean, I like correct spelling as much as the next guy but geez, I am not going to totally berate some kid that wanders in here and tell them, “Spell check should have nothing to do with “being anal” – it should have everything to do with being smart and realizing that on a message board such as this, most of what people base their judgments’ of you on is what you type”. …. I mean, why are you judging someone in a forum like this anyways? I mean, are people in here really that bored in their own lives that they need to fill the void with semantics? That guy could be 12 for all you know and you’re laying into him like a damn interrogator. Lighten up… there are wars going on, you know?
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:05 am rating: 0
#224
Canthz_B
Oh, Paleeeez, There are ALWAYS wars going on, there are always children starving…why have you not spoken up sooner on these world changing issues?
Read the thread before you post.
This is a passive aggressive site, not Oprah’s hot-line to the helpless!
And BTW, spelling and punctuation count in a medium in which writing is the sole means of communication.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:58 am rating: 0
#225
Canthz_B
Or, Wow, did you actually read the thread and NOT catch the fact that Mishee and I were just playing with Oti?
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:01 am rating: 0
#226
Canthz_B
Please see #257 & # 258 some folks are slow on the uptake I suppose.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:03 am rating: 0
#227
Team Cassandra
O – we know, don’t you worry:)
KUMBAYA! My LORD! KUMBAYA!
Come on, Everybody!
KUMBAYA! My LORD! KUMBAYA!
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:03 am rating: 0
#228
Team Cassandra
(the “we know” was for WOW, btw)
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:04 am rating: 0
#229
Troy McClure
Soi-disant mental gigantics
Blunder in here with dumb antics.
Emotions get bruised;
Somehow we’re accused
Of filling our gaps with semantics.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:10 am rating: 0
#230
Team Cassandra
SOMEONE’s CRYIN’, LORD!
KUMBAYA!
SOMEONE’s CRYIN’ LORD!
KUMBAYA!
…
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:39 am rating: 0
#231
Mishee
This is just getting crazy… see what happens when you don’t give us new fodder Kerry???
Team Mishee Rules!
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:19 am rating: 0
#232
Mishee
Anyone else have issues with Detention Hall? I can’t stay logged in, but only on the dark side!
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:28 am rating: 0
#233
Mishee
#269 – That rant was so fucking delicious!
Of we go… To hell in a handbasket, or bust!
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:35 am rating: 0
#234
Troy McClure
Hiya Mishee.
Don’t you just love how he says “Your attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated”, as if suggesting that his attention to all other matters has been totally satisfactory, and that the only problematic matter is Carlos’ actually doing his job at all?
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:36 am rating: 0
#235
Mishee
I noticed that Troy – I think all in all, Mark is a Tool and Carlos is Lazy….
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:46 am rating: 0
#236
Mishee
Are you having problems with putting your strait jacket on? I sure am…
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:46 am rating: 0
#237
Team Cassandra
My strait jacket’s broken:(
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:54 am rating: 0
#238
Mishee
So is mine TC – I’ve already emailed the proper authorities regarding this issue…
hopefully you will be issued a new straitjacket soon – hopefully I didn’t have to fill that information out on the goldenrod paper!
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:56 am rating: 0
#239
Mishee
In the words of Forrest Gump – “That’s all I have to say about that…”
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:06 am rating: 0
#240
Mishee
Dammit, why am I always left holding down the fort all alone?
*sob*
*crickets*
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:14 am rating: 1
#241
Coke-aholic
I can’t even get to the other side, it says the thing is not available. Sorry Troy, I will have to post my sonnet another day. CB–Does Oprah really have a hotline to the helpless? Jeez, I hate to think of what all that could encompass. Helpless can mean so many things.
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:24 am rating: 0
#242
Mishee
Yeah, there is some issue with it right now Coke… hopefully the PAN God will go through this thread later and clean it out…
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:25 am rating: 0
#243
Ms B
re # 248: I would not expect my “neice” to make those errors, especially if she were in the midst of criticizing someone for his or her spelling and/or grammar.
*sigh
Credibility, dear. Credibility.
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:27 am rating: 0
#244
Mishee
It’s okay, I had been drinking and 307.5 – if that’s the only mistake I made last night, I’m all good…
Notice it took this long for someone to notice that?
Goes to show you how much everyone else cares, even in the midst of a Spelling/Grammar debate…
But glad to know I wasn’t the only one who saw that! I tried to post a correction but got “You are posting comments too quickly. Please slow down” and then gave up!
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:34 am rating: 0
#245
Mishee
*chanting* I before E, except after C”
One day I will remember that!
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:39 am rating: 0
#246
Mishee
oops… forgot to open the quotes! “
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:39 am rating: 0
#247
youjustme
Every group of words with a subject and a verb is a clause.
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:46 am rating: 0
#248
Mishee
You get a scooby snack and you go on your merry way?
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:51 am rating: 0
#249
Oti
On the original subjuct matter of this blog, perhaps Carlos has already lost his job due to the wildfire’s in southern CA ( Orange county being one ) which would probrably changed this note into a pile of ashes and would relieve Mark of the duty of actually fireing him.
None the less I find it ironic how my worst critic here has his handle in such a fashion that completely basterdised the English laguage and is yet consistantly a spelling / punctuation / grammer Nazi. Can This Be ?
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm rating: 0
#250
Mishee
What do wildfires in SoCal have to do with Albuquerque… Invest in a a map dude!
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:19 pm rating: 0
#251
WanderingPenguin
*sob* <— as requested.
You know, “grammar” is really not that hard a word to spell correctly. It’s just not. Yet, I can’t tell you the number of times I have been accused of being a “spelling and grammer Nazi”. Deliciously ironic, wouldn’t you say?
Oti – and bear in mind there’s a lot of people this applies to, but you were the most recent – if you’re going to get into a war of words you really should show up with proper ammo. Post #303 almost made me poke my eyes out with a pencil.
Oh, and a happy return to “real time” day to all.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:29 pm rating: 0
#252
WanderingPenguin
Ok, not “a lot”. More like one or two. And usually they disappear and reform every couple of days. But still, the point was valid…
Anglophile, that was over a month ago? Holy hell! Well, I’m sure glad you were mature enough to get me over that hump. I enjoy your posts.
Nov 4, 2007 at 1:34 pm rating: 0
#253
Wade
WP it looks to me like wordpress hasn’t caught up with “real time”, unless you are deploying a time machine.
Nov 4, 2007 at 2:01 pm rating: 0
#254
Oti
Mishee, there is an Albuquerque near Orange County SoCal ( Which was all on fire and some still is). There is also one in New Mexico and an Orange County in New York
Nov 4, 2007 at 2:08 pm rating: 0
#255
Oti
I think Spell Check would have alot of fun in here, I’m not the only one who misspelled a word but do any of you Text Message ? or Chatt ? that would break a Spell Checker.
Point being that to many people here pay to much attention to the spelling of a blog entry which can be understandable but when it results to the utter bashing of someone, keep in mind that I’m not the only one here who has and the point of the blog entry is completely lost.
Nov 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm rating: 0
#256
Wade
ROFL, Oti
And where is this mythic Albuquerque, California? Unless you think 800 miles between San Diego, CA and Albuquerque, NM is close. (There is the original Albuquerque in Spain – that one is 5800 miles away from SoCal).
You forgot to mention the Orange Counties in Florida, Indiana, North Carolina, Texas, Vermont and Virginia.
I’m usually live and let live, but please….
Nov 4, 2007 at 2:42 pm rating: 0
#257
Wade
Now, if you had said Carlos moved to Albuquerque because he tried to cook a possum in an Orange County microwave, and the resulting fire sparked a massive blaze… that would be funny, and would have shown you have spent some time here.
Keep working on it, my friend. I have every confidence you will get there.
Nov 4, 2007 at 3:14 pm rating: 0
#258
Lassie_Shatner
Delurking here…..
I love reading all these posts! It seems to me that the comments are better than the notes!
THANK YOU TERRY!
Nov 4, 2007 at 3:17 pm rating: 0
#259
Oti
Okay, my bad, I forgot about Arizona bordering the states when i typed that you’re right Wade.
Nov 4, 2007 at 3:19 pm rating: 0
#260
Lassie_Shatner
Those comments were fucking delicious
Nov 4, 2007 at 3:21 pm rating: 0
#261
Oti
Speaking of mythic lands though, scince on applications I have to put down that I’m Caucaisian, perhapse you could find Caucasia for me.
Nov 4, 2007 at 3:26 pm rating: 0
#262
Mishee
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth after reading all of Oti’s comments…
Wade, CB, TC, GVI, and everyone – please pray to the PAN God that our strait jackets be fixed and fitted to us sometime soon! I’m going a little crazy now!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:10 pm rating: 0
#263
Mishee
Sneaks comments probably had a little to do with it too… at least I wasn’t regurgitating to no extent…
Although if I had to put up with this much longer, I just might be!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:13 pm rating: 0
#264
Canthz_B
Any advocacy kidz in the house?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:21 pm rating: 0
#265
Canthz_B
Looks like this is the PANGod’s day of rest.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:22 pm rating: 0
#266
Mishee
Oh Thank Terry you are here CB!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:22 pm rating: 0
#267
Mishee
Oh HELL NO, you do NOT speak of the Almighty PAN God like that!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:26 pm rating: 0
#268
Mishee
With Terry, it’s possible. Especially if he was living with Anthony Grosso, then they were both killed by Rene Hall’s smoking.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:27 pm rating: 0
#269
Canthz_B
Oh Dear God, Is it still the children’s hour?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:27 pm rating: 0
#270
Mishee
Yes CB, and Detention Hall is under construction or something… maybe a bomb scare?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:27 pm rating: 0
#271
Canthz_B
Thee shall be smitten in due course blasphemer!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm rating: 0
#272
Mishee
You tell him, CB!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:29 pm rating: 0
#273
WanderingPenguin
I love how Oti spelled “Caucaisian” differently from “Caucasia”. Those are always my favourite spelling mistakes.
In any event, “Caucasians” don’t come from “Caucasia”. The origin of “Caucasians” is the region of the Caucasus mountains, which are commonly considered to be the dividing line between Asia and Europe. But you keep looking for that country if it keeps you quiet.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 0
#274
Mishee
Perhaps we can flick the lights on and off and get all the kids to calm down and get their blankets out for naptime…
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 0
#275
Mishee
WP – just what would we do without you?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:31 pm rating: 0
#276
Canthz_B
NM borders CA? ROTFLMAO!!!
NJ is now near Bermuda!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:31 pm rating: 0
#277
WanderingPenguin
Oh, and “The Sneak” is a jerk. That’s all I will say about that little twat.
I wonder if the PAN god set his/her clock back too far and we won’t get a note until tomorrow. This thread should be up to 500 posts by then.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:32 pm rating: 0
#278
Mishee
Well, CB, you know Alaska shares a border with Nebraska too…. that’s why they kinda rhyme…
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:32 pm rating: 0
#279
Mishee
WP! Said the bad name!! I admire you!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:33 pm rating: 0
#280
WanderingPenguin
Uh…isn’t GPA out of 4?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:34 pm rating: 0
#281
WanderingPenguin
Oh yeah. I guess I did. My bad! Maybe I should have spelled it “C-U-N-Y”.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:35 pm rating: 0
#282
Canthz_B
You don’t get detention for poor grades, you get detention for poor behavior, which you have clearly demonstrated here.
You will be banned by the PANGod in due course and all will be right with the world. Keep your petty empty threats to yourself. In the immortal words of Alfred E. Newman “What me worry.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:38 pm rating: 0
#283
Mishee
Actually Sneak meant “If you don’t know or if you care to know”
Well, Sneak then you can get a good job and not have to move copy paper all day!
Congratulations! But if you spell on your resume the way you spell on this board, then I don’t expect finding a job will be the easiest thing for you to do!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:38 pm rating: 0
#284
Canthz_B
Close quote!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:38 pm rating: 0
#285
Mishee
Good catch CB – I was wondering if you would catch it; I did.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:40 pm rating: 0
#286
Canthz_B
AP courses…I remember High School! You’re that little zit-faced bastard jerking off in the Boys Room aren’t you Sneak?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:44 pm rating: 0
#287
Mishee
Um… ok…?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:45 pm rating: 0
#288
Mishee
WOW – being an “amazing artist” makes you better than we will ever be…
I had no idea that was the key! I need to go buy some paintbrushes or a loom or something…
Then I will finally be better than anyone will ever be!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:49 pm rating: 0
#289
Canthz_B
DEAR GOD!!…We have the next “Trench Coat Mafia” alienated, lost, psychopathic, pathetic loser, lunch money stolen, zit-faced, can’t get a date, homicidal, suicidal, the world owes me something teen on our hands!
Why the fuck do we have to babysit on a weekend?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:50 pm rating: 0
#290
WanderingPenguin
Wow. It can cut-and-paste. Did anyone bother reading that? I sure didn’t. And won’t. *yawn* What an absolutely juvenile thing to do.
Why on earth would I know (or care) that you can go to a school and have your courses “fixed” so you can get “more than perfect” as a final score? What a ridiculous concept. See, I finished school so I don’t have to worry about that sort of nonsense any more.
But good marks in made-up classes with arbitrary marking schemes do not necessarily indicate supreme (or even average) intelligence. “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics.” – Benjamin Disraeli
Guess which category your “4.3 grade” falls under?
Gee, I sure hope College Humour doesn’t reference this site again. I knew this was going to happen.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:50 pm rating: 0
#291
Mishee
I scanned it – all I got from it was that it seemed to be written in the style of those bad porno stories… or not quite porno stories…
I don’t know – it was a waste of internet space to me.
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:52 pm rating: 0
#292
Canthz_B
Sure hope you have some room for a psych course in your schedule there Smurfette.
Folks who need to say that they are “amazing” and “better than” have real issues and are in need of therapy. Or is your next appointment Tuesday?
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:53 pm rating: 0
#293
Mishee
Sounds like what you used to say to me CB!
ahhh, good times… good times…
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:55 pm rating: 0
#294
Canthz_B
Nice Wade!! LOL
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:59 pm rating: 0
#295
Mishee
Heheh… I get it!
Nov 4, 2007 at 4:59 pm rating: 0
#296
Mishee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWQREs4f_oE
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:00 pm rating: 0
#297
Wade
btw – it’s i before e, except after c.
“The secret-reciever” (sic)
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:00 pm rating: 0
#298
Mishee
Was I right in my assumption Wade?
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:02 pm rating: 0
#299
WanderingPenguin
I saw that, too, in passing, Wade…but I did not read the saga at all and, since I posted that I did not read it I didn’t feel like I should then go back and make the correction. It seriously was something that leaped out at me as I scrolled past it, but you can imagine that it was almost killing me to let it be. So thank you, thank you, thank you!
*phew* I feel a thousand times better. Onward and upward …. and outward to get groceries. Good luck with the heathen, folks.
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:03 pm rating: 0
#300
Wade
Sorry, guys. I have a very high tolerance for ass-holery, but enough is enough.
It’s bad enough dealing with 500 internal service errors without having to put up with her crap.
http://www.defenselink.mil/multimedia/audio/generalqrts.wav
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:10 pm rating: 0
#301
Wade
Good thought, Mishee, but I am much more devious than that.
As I mentioned before, Google is my slave!
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:13 pm rating: 0
#302
A.Thought
What’s up with TMHQ?
Perhaps we should draft a p-a note about that and the fact there isn’t a new note.
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:30 pm rating: 0
#303
A.Thought
I need levity, scarcasm, and wit!
My autistic 9-year old has discovered “Sounds of the Season” on our cable system’s digital music tear. I have been listening to Christmas music and doing laundry. I’m looking for an escape!
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:33 pm rating: 0
#304
A.Thought
“tier” sorry. See?? I’m not myself at all!
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:33 pm rating: 0
#305
reality
I just got in and did a quick lookover. I got to projectile puking and thought maybe this person has had children? That is the only time I have seen projectile puke. lol
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:42 pm rating: 0
#306
Mishee
A.T. – we don’t talk about that here… PAN God will be on it soon… till then… shhh!
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:44 pm rating: 0
#307
Canthz_B
Too many cooks will ruin the stew.
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:53 pm rating: 0
#308
Andy
Jeebus. When you don’t come around for awhile, it becomes anarchy!
Why do I feel like I walked in on an improv version of The Warriors?
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:53 pm rating: 0
#309
Canthz_B
Be patient AT. All will be well in time. Until then “Silent Night” on certain things, ok?
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:57 pm rating: 0
#310
Canthz_B
Hey Andy!
Our little PANscape was linked on college humor dot com and the children came over to play for a while.
Nov 4, 2007 at 5:59 pm rating: 0
#311
Wade
I think we are suffering from thread fatigue, Andy.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:01 pm rating: 0
#312
A.Thought
[wink] gotcha, CB.
Patience was never among my virtues.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:06 pm rating: 0
#313
Wade
You’ll notice that we are still on DST. That may explain some of the lunacy.
well, maybe not.
Oh, come on, CB! TF Syndrom is a very serious condition, meriting many hours of prime-time tv prescription ads, lol.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:08 pm rating: 0
#314
Wade
Oh, and it’s spelled Syndrome.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:11 pm rating: 0
#315
Andy
It’s interesting. Some of the least notable notes have provided some of the longest comment sections.
400+ comments for this note? A pussy day cook calling out the lazy night guy? Yawn. Never piss off guys with sharp knives.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:13 pm rating: 0
#316
Canthz_B
RX ads crack me up!~ There are always more side effects from the meds than symptoms of the “disease”! Restless leg syndrome? Wha?!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:13 pm rating: 0
#317
Wade
November 4, 2007
Kerry,
Maybe instead of enjoying your weekend, perhaps you can take the time to look at this mess of a thread which you posted on the 2nd and do something besides having a life.
Your attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.
Your PANistas
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:18 pm rating: 0
#318
Canthz_B
JOHN HANCOCK
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:21 pm rating: 0
#319
Mishee
I got bored of the kiddos and made cookies… thought maybe they would chill out if I did…
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:22 pm rating: 0
#320
Mishee
Hehe – my last post # is my area code!
408… you KNOW!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:24 pm rating: 0
#321
Canthz_B
My post did not show up but it says that I have already said that…I signed “John Hancock” to Wade’s missive.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:24 pm rating: 0
#322
Canthz_B
What was in those cookies Mishee? LOL
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:26 pm rating: 0
#323
Wade
RLS is a hoot, C-B.
It’s more like Restless Stockholder Syndrome. Gotta keep the cash rolling in.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:27 pm rating: 0
#324
Mishee
I don’t waste good pot on cookies!
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:27 pm rating: 0
#325
Canthz_B
And to think we always thought that we were just tossing and turning!
Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em Mish!
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:29 pm rating: 0
#326
Wade
Getting back to the note *he said, valiantly*
I really would like to know what restaurant that is. I occasionally travel to Albuquerque, and want to be sure I don’t eat there. Wouldn’t want to be caught in a war between the night cook and the day manager.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:31 pm rating: 0
#327
A.Thought
So is there a pill for Restless Twanger Syndrome? My hubby seems to have a bad case.
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:31 pm rating: 0
#328
Canthz_B
ED used to be called “Maturity”! LOL
“Don’t use this product if your old ass heart will attack you during intercourse.”
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:32 pm rating: 0
#329
Canthz_B
Half prep-ed food fight!
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:34 pm rating: 0
#330
Canthz_B
No pill…guess you’re gonna have to eat that one! LOL
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:36 pm rating: 0
#331
Canthz_B
420 is Acute Pericarditis
Nov 4, 2007 at 6:38 pm rating: 0
#332
Oti
Eta Thsi… ( I wonder what this will spawn )
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:00 pm rating: 0
#333
Ms B
Before I taught remedial grammar–I now teach all the 4.3 HS students who couldn’t test in to Freshman Composition–I worked as a copy editor at a small paper. I can find errors, and find them quickly, but usually I’m able to let them go. (Unless, of course, those errors are a systematic pattern that reflects the writer’s thinking.) I was pointing that error out in good fun, although I don’t think the post reflected that spirit.
Anyway, what I wanted to add is that spelling skill is related very much to math skill: both use the same part of the brain. Since I was an absolute math dunce, I have a terrible time with my spelling; however, I’ve convinced my students that I misspell on purpose, and that part of their classroom experience is to catch my errors, lol!
Veering madly back on to topic, I also worked at a small pizza place with a “manager” like this. Making matters worse, she was the owner’s wife. I crossed her one day (told her showing up spaced out on xanax and slurring and weaving through the place was a bad idea), and she scrawled “fucking fired” across my schedule…I was tired of the shenanigans anyway, and let it stand. Later that week, when I was contacted about “not showing” for my shift, I explained the situation, and was told that since no one had spoken to me to say I was fired, I hadn’t been…but I was fired then for a “no show/no call”! Looking back, I have to say it was pretty smooth.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:16 pm rating: 0
#334
Oti
Ms B.
I would have to say that you’re probrably one of the most passive aggresive people here, even diplomatic… Thankyou for that and I’m sorry if my last comment / blog offended you.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:30 pm rating: 0
#335
cruzin'
Oti, do you mean “Probably”?
Dyslexia is a terrible thing, you have my sympathy.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:33 pm rating: 0
#336
cruzin'
Sorry about that diagnosis Oti, I just read up the thread aways and now realize that you are just poorly educated…my apologies.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:41 pm rating: 0
#337
Oti
Sorry, extra r in there, no Dyslexia though sometimes I just type to fast and don’t catch a mistake, or maybe I do it on perpose because it gets alot of attention…just scroll up.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:41 pm rating: 0
#338
cruzin'
Is that “…too fast…” and “…on purpose…”?
Maybe your ignorance is what garners the attention of others?
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:46 pm rating: 0
#339
Oti
Oh this is too funny, it still gets attention. I love it. This was my point. Are you another one of those opinionated judgmental Nazis…because I think if you type long enough you’ll find that you as well make mistakes.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:53 pm rating: 0
#340
cruzin'
I have to agree with #255.
#264 is a shameful rape of our language and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:53 pm rating: 0
#341
cruzin'
Record time! It only took you 7 minutes to write two coherent, error-free sentences! Kudos!!
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:55 pm rating: 0
#342
cruzin'
Get a life…I have better things to do.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:57 pm rating: 0
#343
Oti
However, the funny thing about it is that you still understand everything I’v typed dispite the spelling error…After all one can still make a point with a few misspelled words and it is still understood.
Nov 4, 2007 at 7:58 pm rating: 0
#344
Oti
No you don’t, this is fun for you. You like joining in on a bash party and insulting new people you know nothing about, it defines you.
Me…I’m just looking for something to do and I suppose it gives you something to do in return while you join in with all the others you little follower.
Nov 4, 2007 at 8:06 pm rating: 0
#345
Oti
By the way, has anyone assumed that maybe English is not my native languag ?…Anyone ?
Nov 4, 2007 at 8:17 pm rating: 0
#346
A.A guy
You come across as an Inuktitut man to me,so kudos for your supreme effort and ability to adapt.
Nov 4, 2007 at 8:23 pm rating: 0
#347
Oti
How tipsinartok…or mitarpok A.A. Guy but no I’m not an Inuit Eskimo…sorry to dishearten you.
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:01 pm rating: 0
#348
Canthz_B
ROTFLMAO…”OTI THE LEADER”? ROTFLMAO
Wipe the spittle from your lips you pathetic excuse for a person.
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:05 pm rating: 0
#349
Oti
I guess a narcissistic ass makes a better leader, so go, lead the way…
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:10 pm rating: 0
#350
Canthz_B
Self confidence is not narcissism.
Now, an over-inflated sense of self-importance on the other hand…
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:20 pm rating: 0
#351
Oti
Now I never claimed to be more important than the next person…I belive that all people are important to their own purpose, nor do I belive myself to be better than anyone and everyone…( that would be pretty narcissistic )which you come off as just that.
Nov 4, 2007 at 9:31 pm rating: 0
#352
Canthz_B
An over-inflated sense of self importance does not have to mean more important than others…just more important than you really are.
You really are not that bright, are you?
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:02 pm rating: 0
#353
Canthz_B
“…important to their own purpose.”…ftw does that mean?
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:04 pm rating: 0
#354
Troy McClure
Salt water & tasty fish are very important to my porpoise.
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:14 pm rating: 0
#355
Oti
Tired of all this…let’s all just move on already.
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:21 pm rating: 0
#356
Canthz_B
Yes Oti, move on.
Nov 4, 2007 at 10:31 pm rating: 0
#357
Troy McClure
I honestly saw, many years ago, a huge stack of “Drugs are for loosers” stickers ready for distribution, and I know for a fact that no irony was intended. I wish I had grabbed a few & kept them.
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:06 pm rating: 0
#358
GVI
Skool iz far eediats period
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:13 pm rating: 0
#359
Canthz_B
Looser than what? A weak mind?
Nov 4, 2007 at 11:34 pm rating: 0
#360
Team Cassandra
Speaking of which, my favourite sticker reads:
“Work Free, Drug Place”
Nov 5, 2007 at 8:32 am rating: 0
#361
Troy McClure
That’s pretty good. It reminds me of a graffito I saw in Wellington some while back … what the heck was it … something like “Drugs saved me from organised religion”.
Nov 5, 2007 at 8:36 am rating: 0
#362
Mishee
When I was in school we had “Red Ribbon Week” and would be given these red ribbons that had the inscription “The Choice For Me Is Drug Free!” So By High School our pens came out and changed it up a little…. “The Choice For Me,
IsDrugs For Free!”It was fun… ahhh.. good times… good times…
Nov 5, 2007 at 11:49 am rating: 0
#363
Team Cassandra
I’m boycotting the “passive-allergic” thread on the grounds that there is no grammar or spelling about which I can humiliate and degrade the note writer.
So there.
Nov 5, 2007 at 12:56 pm rating: 0
#364
Andy
Oh, TC. You could at least validate my worth!
I need to be judged! Pleeeeeease?
Nov 5, 2007 at 1:16 pm rating: 0
#365
WanderingPenguin
Yes there is, TC. Have another look at what “michelle” wrote in her note along with the picture.
You might be pleasantly surprised!
Nov 5, 2007 at 2:56 pm rating: 0
#366
WanderingPenguin
Wow, Troy. The proper singular use of “graffito”. I am almost moved to tears, here.
Hey, we are so close to the ridiculous “500″ and I so want to be a “looser”. I am considering pulling a bonehead move like all the little trolling pukes on this site the past three or four days and just making one more post…. but entering it one….word….at…..a……time – to reach the elusive Five-Double-Oh. Whaddya think?
Nov 5, 2007 at 2:59 pm rating: 0
#367
WanderingPenguin
Uh, sorry TC. It was not “michelle” but “melanie”. It’s just that there’s so many “michelle”s submitting here that I got carried away.
Nov 5, 2007 at 3:01 pm rating: 0
#368
the dawd
This one time at band camp, i took the whole weekend off of my computer and PAN. Now i still cry thinking about the wonderful discussion i missed out on.
Nov 5, 2007 at 4:11 pm rating: 0
#369
Mishee
Yeah WP re#474 – I was wondering what note I wrote that was fodder for everyone!
And WP, sometimes those One…At…A…Time… posts are actually up there for reasons other than to annoy all… the annoyance just makes it worth it!
Nov 5, 2007 at 4:12 pm rating: 0
#370
Troy McClure
WP, thanks! Do I get a prize? How about a novelty large raviolo?
Nov 5, 2007 at 6:17 pm rating: 0
#371
GVI
I want a chef placemat with matching plates.
Nov 5, 2007 at 7:33 pm rating: 0
#372
WanderingPenguin
Oh Mishee, I think you misunderstood me! I didn’t mean the S-O-C posts where someone thinks of their posts one at a time – sorry about that. I meant the idiotic one….word….per…. post jackasses that have cropped up in here over the weekend. Hope that clears it up!
Nov 5, 2007 at 7:48 pm rating: 0
#373
WanderingPenguin
I’d give you the novelty large raviolo, Troy, but then someone would post that the novelty large raviolo was fucking delicious and that would cause somebody else to spit coke all over their keyboard and then all holy hell would break loose around here.
And GVI? I hope to God that there are no matching plates for those placemats. *shudder*
Nov 5, 2007 at 7:50 pm rating: 0
#374
Troy McClure
I guess you’re right WP. And then we’d get to 500 & have another 30 posts of people oohing & aahing about that.
Nov 5, 2007 at 8:27 pm rating: 0
#375
RedHeather
Hey is there a note to go with the whole “fucking delicious” theme that I can get a reference to? I read almost all of the notes on this site, but I’m still new. I’ll register someday.
Nov 5, 2007 at 9:03 pm rating: 0
#376
Mishee
Heather… enjoy… it’s an Oldie but Goodie…
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/06/16/the-first-thing-i-did-when-i-woke-up/#more-260
Nov 5, 2007 at 9:13 pm rating: 0
#377
GVI
Oooh, how about mugs and saucers to go with the placemats, or maybe a whole china set of 12.
Nov 5, 2007 at 9:20 pm rating: 0
#378
RedHeather
LMAO! Thanks Mishee! That was one of my first reads, but I didn’t read that “fucking delicious”
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:03 am rating: 0
#379
RedHeather
LOL! Thanks Mishee!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:08 am rating: 0
#380
Mishee
Anytime!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:10 am rating: 0
#381
WanderingPenguin
Come on, people! Almost there! We can do it!
Nov 6, 2007 at 11:36 am rating: 0
#382
the dawd
500 posts would be fucking delicious.
Nov 6, 2007 at 11:59 am rating: 0
#383
the dawd
i have ten dollars riding on Mishee, someone piss her off already
Nov 6, 2007 at 12:02 pm rating: 0
#384
unholyghost2003
WP@480
Your prayers fall on deaf ears.
http://cgi.ebay.com/20-Pc-Italian-French-fat-chef-Dinnerware-plate-dishes_W0QQitemZ170163657802QQcmdZViewItem
Nov 6, 2007 at 12:24 pm rating: 0
#385
morpho aurora
thanks uhg2k3, now i know where to find an xmas gift for gvi – lord those things are awful
Nov 6, 2007 at 12:52 pm rating: 0
#386
Mishee
I have complete confidence that someone will piss me off today.. either here or IRL…
And that we will get to 500 – it’s a collaboration people!
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:09 pm rating: 0
#387
Mishee
OMG, this is even creepier!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170165459709&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_BID_Stores_IT&refitem=170163657802&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=StoreCatToStoreCat&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:11 pm rating: 0
#388
Mishee
Ewww… my mother always told me not to take candy from strange men!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170166503461&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcY_BIN_Stores_IT&refitem=170165459709&itemcount=4&refwidgetloc=active_view_item&usedrule1=StoreCatToStoreCat&refwidgettype=cross_promot_widget
(We are almost there, thanks to “Mishee Power!”)
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:13 pm rating: 0
#389
unholyghost2003
While looking for the plates I also stumbed on light switch covers and “decorative” wall plates. The pain and horror of a kitchen that is 100% “Fat Chef”
Hold me! I am frightened!
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:17 pm rating: 0
#390
Mishee
Even scarier… the sellers store… THIRTY THREE FAT CHEF ITEMS
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:21 pm rating: 0
#391
Mishee
http://stores.ebay.com/Newlook-Xpression_Italian-French-fat-chef_W0QQcolZ4QQdirZ1QQfsubZ2QQftidZ2QQtZkm
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:22 pm rating: 0
#392
the dawd
i can’t remember the last time i was so excited about a big round number.
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:26 pm rating: 0
#393
Mishee
dawd, you win the pool apparently… unless everyone else was banking on me too!!
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:29 pm rating: 0
#394
the dawd
I won the pool, but the odds were not very good. You were the safe bet
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:32 pm rating: 0
#395
anglophile
I suppose this is as good of time as any to share that my local pizza joint has a wallpaper border of fat chefs! I think of PAN whenever I go in to pick up my pizza.
Nov 6, 2007 at 1:34 pm rating: 0
#396
ziggytosh
Lame, mean-spirited, poorly focused aggression from a bunch of self-satisfied comment-thread obsessives who, guaranteed, do not behave this way in real life.
I’m with Team Oti.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:21 pm rating: 1
#397
Wade
ROFL, ziggy!
Way to jump on everyone at the end of a 500 post thread!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:25 pm rating: 0
#398
ziggytosh
Thanks Wade. You’re funny!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:28 pm rating: 0
#399
Mishee
Well, if you are on Team Oti then you should probably be leaving soon….
Don’t let the door… oh nevermind, what the hell, like I care!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:29 pm rating: 0
#400
unholyghost2003
aww Ziggy! In real life I am Agressive agressive. Nothin’ passive about me!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:31 pm rating: 0
#401
morpho aurora
aww ziggy was that the best you could do?
sorry y’all i am feeling aggressive aggressive today – and i guarantee i’m like this IRL
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:31 pm rating: 0
#402
A.Thought
re:504:
On a site with “passive aggressive” in its name…”Here’s your sign!”
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm rating: 0
#403
Wade
OK Zig
That was beyond the pale.
Not cool.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:38 pm rating: 0
#404
ziggytosh
People in glass houses …
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:40 pm rating: 0
#405
Wade
to paraphrase you, zig, that was:
Lame, mean-spirited, poorly focused aggression from a self-satisfied comment-thread obsessive who, guaranteed, behaves this way in real life.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:42 pm rating: 0
#406
unholyghost2003
ooooh! Team Ziggy is an asshole!
*squee* My first team!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:44 pm rating: 0
#407
Wade
Like I said yesterday, I’m a live and live kinda guy, but there are limits to my tolerance to ass-holery.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:48 pm rating: 0
#408
Wade
I can’t stop someone from acting that way (that’s the PAN God’s role), but I don’t mind calling it.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:49 pm rating: 0
#409
Wade
Maybe I’m still a little surly from all the crap we had to put up with over the weekend.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:50 pm rating: 0
#410
Wade
But, all in all, it’s all good. and this is not IRL.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:51 pm rating: 0
#411
the dawd
where was all this during the 470′s? I would have gotten so much more done at work. That is unless i fell victim to a troll named after some 80′s comic strip.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:54 pm rating: 0
#412
ziggytosh
Ok ok, Wade, you’re right. That really was beyond the pale.
Morpho Aurora, if you’re still listening, you’ll notice that I didn’t make any specific critique of your poem. I just said ROFLMAO because I couldn’t be bothered saying anything more substantial. Truth is, I thought it was fine. Honest and obviously heartfelt. I admire you for putting your poetry online and taking the risk of having people read it. It was wrong of me to attempt to ridicule that. I hope my snark didn’t plant any seed of self-doubt. The poem is good.
It’s still a little sad though, kind of pathetic, to see a bunch of people who are at least semi-literate ganging up on some kid who can’t spell right and doesn’t know where Albuquerque is. It’s such an obvious inversion of the standard playground bullying that it just makes me think y’all got what you deserved when you were gawky, bespectacled 12-year-olds getting sand kicked in your face.
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:56 pm rating: 1
#413
Wade
Ah, the 470′s.
The Fall of the Roman Empire and the start of the Dark Ages.
very appropriate, dawd, lol!
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:57 pm rating: 0
#414
unholyghost2003
perhaps ziggy was busy being pretentious with his buddy Besorgt around 470?
Nov 6, 2007 at 2:57 pm rating: 0
#415
Mishee
Repent!! Sinners you will burn!!
Nov 6, 2007 at 3:02 pm rating: 0
#416
Mishee
#519 dawd – I’m thinking the name is a horrific blending of Ziggy Marley and Peter Tosh?
Nov 6, 2007 at 3:04 pm rating: 0
#417
Wade
Well, ziggy.
I think that our little friend had the misfortune to stumble in during the
that hit during the weekend.
shitstormEven at that, she wasn’t trying to address the note, just wandering around waving her metaphorical arms. I really can tolerate that more than most, and usually try to deal with it through light humor and/or just ignoring them. But even I can reach a boiling point.
As I posted earlier today on another thread, about the only way to stop that sort of thing is for everyone to register and have comments moderated, neither of which is preferable to me.
The internet is a wild and woolly place. And it is natural for folks to want to circle the wagons. I say live and let live, and let’s just have fun snarking on these crazy notes.
Nov 6, 2007 at 3:07 pm rating: 0
#418
morpho aurora
ziggy if you check back you will see that i said nothing at all to oti
and the jab at you was simple aggravation – why come here to insult people for doing something you are also doing?
as far as you planting seeds of self doubt- nahh
all of my demons existed pre ziggy – and i really don’t take anonymous criticism seriously
Nov 6, 2007 at 3:09 pm rating: 0
#419
morpho aurora
and your apology is graciously accepted dear
Nov 6, 2007 at 3:12 pm rating: 0
#420
ziggytosh
Fair ’nuff.
I will now search for other ways to avoid working.
Nov 6, 2007 at 3:13 pm rating: 0
#421
WanderingPenguin
One would think that someone whose moniker is a blending of two Reggae stars would be a little less abrasive in their mud-flinging. Reggae is all about the peace and the love, man.
Mind you, most real Reggae lovers wouldn’t be caught dead using “y’all” in a sentence.
Also, using the reverse timeline is pretty faulty logic. Perhaps instead of “getting what you deserved” 30 years ago, maybe it’s a case of “what goes around comes around”. I don’t see how “bad” actions made decades later can prove the worth of bad actions been performed on someone in their childhood. That’s just flat-out non-linear logic. That’s like jailing someone for something they didn’t do when they are 20 and when they get out 20 years later and beat someone up out of rage you say, “See? I told you they deserved to be in jail!”
Team Sweeping Generalizations Suck Donkey Balls.
Nov 6, 2007 at 5:50 pm rating: 0
#422
WanderingPenguin
Please insert “having” between “bad actions” and “been performed” in the previous post. I made a tense change partway through and didn’t adjust everything properly.
Nov 6, 2007 at 5:51 pm rating: 0
#423
WanderingPenguin
This one’s for Mishee.
Nov 6, 2007 at 5:52 pm rating: 0
#424
ziggytosh
Not so, my dear friend WanderingPenguin. To wit:
One, two, three, four!
Wake up and live, y’all,
Wake up and live!
Wake up and live now!
Wake up and live!
Life is one big road with lots of signs,
So when you riding through the ruts, don’t you complicate your mind
- Bob Marley, “Wake Up and Live”
Also, the racial politics of reggae music and rastafarianism are more complicated than you may realize. Wikipedia is always a good starting point: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari_movement
Either way, I’m not a reggae lover (although I like it fine) and Ziggy is short for Zigbert.
Your logical fallacy comment adds much to the discourse concerning justice, crime, punishment, and chronology. It is obvious that you are well read and that you do not adopt your passiveaggressivenotes.com comment thread philosophical positions without significant forethought. However, I might humbly call your attention to the possibility that while time is indeed linear, justice may not be. Perhaps, karmic retribution, being transcendent and pan-dimensional, punishes the individual not so much for specific deeds committed within the plane of linear time, but rather for the flawed nature of the everlasting, non-linear soul that commits the actions. Food for thought, WanderingPenguin. Food for thought.
And finally, do ALL sweeping generalizations suck donkey balls or just some of them?
Nov 6, 2007 at 7:20 pm rating: 1
#425
GVI
Oh great, I had no idea we had a lecture today
Nov 6, 2007 at 7:35 pm rating: 0
#426
Wade
This is the thread that never ends,
yes it goes on and on my friends
Nov 6, 2007 at 8:45 pm rating: 0
#427
Mishee
I’ve still got my hand on the car!!
So we go…
Nov 6, 2007 at 8:56 pm rating: 0
#428
Mishee
#538 – GVI – Was I supposed to be taking notes?
…’Cuz I didn’t…
Nov 6, 2007 at 8:58 pm rating: 0
#429
WanderingPenguin
I said “real Reggae lovers” wouldn’t be caught dead using “y’all” in a sentence. I didn’t say “Reggae performers“. However, if you want to classify Marley in my group – and I wholeheartedly support that decision – then I stand corrected. And since he is dead, I really stand corrected. Perhaps he shouldn’t have used “y’all” in a sentence. QED.
And if you believe in “karmic retribution”, then why wouldn’t it have occurred to you that Oti might well have brought the abuse on him/herself with actions performed in a previous life? Yet you chose to come charging in here making it clear you believed that the people who “picked on” Oti did so out of their own free will?
And lastly – and I do mean lastly, for I am not willing to debate the semantics of my stated position on sweeping generalizations – I stand by my comment (which you did not refute): it makes no sense – chronologically or in any other manner you referred to – to say that these posters deserved prior abuse for the actions they performed here in this thread. I know of no tenet that holds that reasoning. It may well be possible that “gawky, bespectacled 12-year-olds” had it “coming to them” for acts committed in a prior life, but not for acts committed later in this life or any other.
Nov 6, 2007 at 11:00 pm rating: 0
#430
Oti
You know, it wasn’t my intention to barge in this place like I did. I just don’t hadle the antagonizing name calling so discreatly. I suppose I thought you were interesting people and really intended to be more subtle upon entry and not so blatent while still figuring this place out, although it seams many of you share the same opinion of me and don’t really see how this whole mess began in the first place.
Nov 6, 2007 at 11:18 pm rating: 0
#431
Ms B
re 538: And a quiz to follow, no doubt.
I go away, and imagine my surprise in finding that y’all are still at it.
Speaking of karmic retribution being transcendent and pan-dimensional, where IS the mythic one? Surely he has heard your cries?
Nov 6, 2007 at 11:19 pm rating: 0
#432
Mishee
Ummm…. was I supposed to be taking notes on WP’s posting too?
…’Cuz I wasn’t…
Nov 7, 2007 at 12:10 am rating: 0
#433
Wade
Hey Oti
Like I posted a couple of other places, a lot of it was you just happened to walk in in the middle of a bunch of posters causing grief, and got caught in the crossfire.
No worries. Welcome aboard.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:18 am rating: 0
#434
Mishee
Wade, you are just such a sweetheart! Oti, hazing is a bitch isn’t it?
Nov 7, 2007 at 9:50 am rating: 0
#435
GVI
I didn’t get hazed
Nov 7, 2007 at 9:58 am rating: 0
#436
WanderingPenguin
Re #547 – Mishee, if I’m taking the time to lucidly and thoughtfully shoot down a blowhard newbie, why on earth would you go to the trouble of mocking me? That post was clearly intended for ZT. Nobody said you had to read it.
BTW, I didn’t get hazed, either, and have yet to form an opinion of Oti other than that he/she is trying way too hard to fit in to The-Forum-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.
Can we get to 600 already? I don’t want to come back here.
Nov 7, 2007 at 10:15 am rating: 0
#437
ziggytosh
WanderingPenguin, I think I may have overestimated you.
You seem to have trouble with things that fit into more than one category. For example, have you considered the possibility that Bob Marley was both a reggae performer AND a reggae lover? I know that’s a trippy thought but … well, after all, we’re talking about ganja-fueled music so now might be a good time to expand your consciousness. If that doesn’t work out for you, try googling the words “reggae lyrics y’all” and see what you come up with. Again, consider the possibility that things might simultaneously be both reggae lyrics and lyrics that are appreciated by reggae lovers.
Likewise, you appear to have tripped yourself up over the phrase “karmic retribution.” If it’s easier for you to process, please feel free to substitute in “wrath of the Mighty Jehovah” or “revenge of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,” as per your theological preferences. Then return to the comment about non-linear cosmic justice and linear time and see if you can suss out the meaning. If not, no biggie. I’m not expecting much this time. Kudos for trying though.
Nov 7, 2007 at 2:04 pm rating: 0
#438
WanderingPenguin
Hey Ziggy? Let’s see if you can process this:
Blow it out your ass.
I’ve wasted enough time on you. You’re exactly the kind of big-headed pusbuggy I have felt sorry for at school or work and humoured for a moment or two only to walk away before the overpowering need to drive a boot into his ass became more than I could bear. You disguise your posts as “real thought-provoking conversation” but ultimately they’re just excuses to showcase an unfounded superiority complex and to generally treat everyone else like assholes, complete with put-downs and name-calling.
You have still refuted nothing I have written, yet somehow you have come to the conclusion that you have even a shred more intelligence than I do. Well, that’s fine, you blow yourself up however it works for you. I have seen 1,000 of your kind come and go in my life and I can picture you now, smirking, puffing on some shitty imported cigarette, staring at the monitor beneath your posters of NYC c. 1922 and Kafka. Your kind literally makes me want to puke and I have enough stress in my life without dealing with some little putrid pissant with a chip on his shoulder and nobody to play with.
Boy, howdy. There ain’t nothin’ like a little “book learnin’” to make people think their shit don’t stink. You’re dead to me, son. Have a nice life.
Nov 7, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 0
#439
timebaron
I love taters
Nov 7, 2007 at 4:45 pm rating: 0
#440
Troy McClure
WP, “I have … and Kafka” has got to be one of the most rollicking sentences I have read in a long time. I’m a little sorry the argument’s over.
Nov 7, 2007 at 5:41 pm rating: 0
#441
Mishee
#551 – I knew it didn’t apply to me, so after the first line I disregarded it… Hence the question, “Were we supposed to be taking notes?” It was a joke!
GVI – you weren’t hazed because you are too cool for school (and your future’s so bright, you gotta wear shades! LOL)
ziggy – OMG, do you really want to get into with me now? I don’t go the high falutin’, Word heavy, intellectual road that WP does – I fight dirty… but while still looking good!
Troy – you may have a round two coming your way…
Nov 7, 2007 at 6:37 pm rating: 0
#442
ziggytosh
Mishee, I would be happy to get into it with you but I haven’t paid any attention to anything you’ve said so far. What would you like to fight about?
Nov 7, 2007 at 6:49 pm rating: 0
#443
Mishee
I’m not sure, why don’t you pick a subject? I leave here in about 15 minutes and go home, but I will be back shortly after I get settled at home.. since apparently I have no life and need to get laid (tell my hubby that!)
Nov 7, 2007 at 6:52 pm rating: 0
#444
Mishee
and I haven’t paid attention to anything you have said their, so we are even there.
Nov 7, 2007 at 6:54 pm rating: 0
#445
WanderingPenguin
I know, Mishee.
Sorry about that, Troy. But ya know – I am 100% sure I will find something to be snarky about again in the very near future. It just won’t be that poster.
Can you see what I see, though? I can’t be that far off…right, Troy?
Nov 7, 2007 at 6:59 pm rating: 0
#446
ziggytosh
Ok sweet. Let’s fight about your relationship with your husband. I think you should follow more closely the Qur’anic admonition to submit more readily to your husband’s advances. According to the hadith, “when a man calls his wife to satisfy his desire, she must go to him even if she is occupied at the oven.” How do you defend failure to fulfill this duty?
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:01 pm rating: 0
#447
Mishee
Well, did the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ write the hadith?
The FUCK the hadith.
How is this a fight? God, you fight like a GIRL
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:07 pm rating: 0
#448
Zsa
poser- I’m sure your momma appreciates all your pretty 100-point words you are learning in college. Pshaw- probably a theology major too.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:07 pm rating: 0
#449
Mishee
Thank you Zsa…
Now that I think about it… Jesus didn’t write the Bible either, just had a starring role!
On my way out to home… I’ll be back to rumble with you later.
Come up with something a little more original!
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:10 pm rating: 0
#450
Mishee
And when I say “Fight Like A Girl” – I sure as hell don’t mean any of the cool girls I hang with…
More like a little whiney sissy-la-la…
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:11 pm rating: 0
#451
GVI
Some people on here need to get a life, *cough* Ziggytosh *cough*
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:13 pm rating: 0
#452
ziggytosh
Well, your salvation is your business. I’m just trying to help you out on the matrimonial bliss front while saving your skin from eternal flames and stuff.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:16 pm rating: 0
#453
ziggytosh
GVI, I’m beginning to think that “cough” wasn’t a cough at all, but a veiled insult against me! Ouch.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:22 pm rating: 0
#454
GVI
We love broken marriages and burning flesh.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:23 pm rating: 0
#455
Troy McClure
ZT, gods are metaphors. You know that, really, right?
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:27 pm rating: 0
#456
ziggytosh
Yeah, McClure. I’d prefer not to fight with you though, if it’s all the same, out of respect for Phil Hartman. I’m not sure it’s obvious I was kidding, so let me also just say that I don’t think Mishee should have to follow Qur’anic injunctions. I just didn’t have a lot of material to fight with her about and she had specifically asked me to come up with something … it was the best I could do under pressure. If you can think of anything more worthwhile with which to stoke the fires of comment thread hatred, by all means share your ideas.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:36 pm rating: 0
#457
Mishee
Good to know you are the kinda guy that doesn’t stand up well under pressure…
If you have a significant other I am sure they are none to thrilled with that fact..
If you don’t… well, there you go…
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:42 pm rating: 0
#458
Team Cassandra
I wonder – How bad do you think it feels to be “absoutley” set straight?
(The Grammar Police just hasn’t been getting enough play around here lately)
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:43 pm rating: 0
#459
ziggytosh
True Mishee. Also true that I lose interest fast if there’s nothing spicy going on. Can you think of any reasons for me to maintain interest in this conversation?
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:52 pm rating: 0
#460
GVI
You can be the bigger person if you just walk away.
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:55 pm rating: 0
#461
Mishee
Nope, I’m just bland and boring… so why not just leave?
Nov 7, 2007 at 7:55 pm rating: 0
#462
ziggytosh
Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to call you bland and boring. After all, you did come up with that line about fighting like a girl (zing!). But yeah, you’re no WanderingPenguin.
Anyway, not with a bang but whimper, eh?
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:05 pm rating: 0
#463
GhostWriter
HIIII!!!!iiii::::….
Actually, I like this salutation a bit better.
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:34 pm rating: 0
#464
Troy McClure
The raviolo? Or Pdog’s Cash Giveaway?
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:42 pm rating: 0
#465
Mishee
Tosh, I only spend my time fighting with people who might actually match my wit and intelligence….
You are sub-par and therefore a Waste of Time
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:42 pm rating: 0
#466
Andy
OK, here’s my token bump towards the mystical 600 post pinnacle. When we’re at such heights, one must make sure to have their oxygen masks on. Where are my bloody sherpas, dammit?
OK, nothing to see here, all is well.
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:46 pm rating: 0
#467
GhostWriter
Hey! That was a backhanded slap at me, Mishee- because by not fighting, you have labeled me boring and a dullard.
A dullard, I can take…
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:47 pm rating: 0
#468
Mishee
Watch out for the crevasse Andy!
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:47 pm rating: 0
#469
GhostWriter
What is the raviolo? Do we have enough time to get into it??
Nov 7, 2007 at 8:48 pm rating: 0
#470
Oti
So, what does fondling a sweater have to do with this post anyways?
Nov 7, 2007 at 9:11 pm rating: 0
#471
Wade
That was an epic rant (#269), anglophile. Worthy of the Giants, nay the Titans, of PAN.
Nov 16, 2007 at 7:31 am rating: 0
#472
Buctirrarierm
http://www.google.com
http://www.yahoo.com
http://www.msn.com
Jan 18, 2008 at 2:34 am rating: 0
#473
chakscevels
http://www.longitude181.com/forums/index.php?s=797c013555d914b76ad72aae743ab6fa&act=ST&f=4&t=1726&st=0&
Jan 26, 2008 at 2:36 am rating: 0
#474
Mishee
OMG, Rocky was attacking ME? I thought it was some nameless drone…
Unfortunately the “Add to This Thread” isn’t available for me… but I see my girls up there have taken care of everything… what would I do without ya??
Love ya! MMMWAH!
May 30, 2008 at 3:32 pm rating: 0
#475
claw71
Rocky:
You’re right, it’s not usually that funny anymore but you’re going back to November of 2007 to address this issue? That’s pretty stupid. Why don’t you join us over here in 2008, take some shots at us on newer threads and see if you have what it takes to go toe to toe with the living.
By the way…
Rocky is fucking delicious.
May 30, 2008 at 3:59 pm rating: 4
#476
Rocky
OMG! I am so sorry Mischee! I didn’t realize how popular you are here on this fantastic website. I don’t have any online friends like you do Mischee. Who will stand up for me in a comment thread filled with hundreds and hundreds of anonymous people? Thank for helping me realize that my life is in fact empty. Also, you’re right, I am fucking delicious! [insert random quote from Borat and/or Old School]
The title is a quote from Wet Hot American Summer.
May 30, 2008 at 4:48 pm rating: 3
#477
Adhara
As someone who discovered your site about a week ago, and has since started at the beginning of the archives to read all the historical passive-aggressive notes, I have to agree with Rocky. It doesn’t matter which side you come in from, the “___ was fucking delicious” is old and no longer funny. (Its origin, as I recall, was from some bitch who ate her roommate’s specially-ordered restaurant leftovers, which really doesn’t make it a phrase or situation worthy of emulation.) Anyone who posts it now is just displaying his or her inability to come up with original humour.
Jul 9, 2008 at 10:20 pm rating: 1
#478
Tech Guy
ROCKY – Not to mention that Crisco is fucking delicious!
Nov 27, 2008 at 9:51 am rating: 0
#479 And seriously, FYI you guys | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
[...] Now finish up them taters, I’m gonna go fondle my sweaters [...]
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