Oh, the irony

November 13th, 2007 · 104 comments

Sadly, no backstory for this one, except that it was found on a door in San Francisco — but I think this is one of those exchanges that does pretty much speak for itself.

Despite the obvious criticism richard opens himself up to, I think you have to give the guy props for having the guts to actually sign his response. In this situation, he’s being about as direct as he could possibly be, no?

DICKS LEAVE NOTES

related: “that shit is disrespectful”

FILED UNDER: dogs · Google stalking · neighbors · noise · note wars · San Francisco


104 responses so far ↓

  • #1   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, Richard is technically a “Dick”, so…

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:22 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   J'a'c'k'n'J'i'l'l's

      heehee.

      Jul 23, 2009 at 3:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Ursula

    That dog was fucking delicious.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   reclusivemonkey

    That dick was fucking delicious!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:24 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   WanderingPenguin bang

    It’s too bad there’s no back story, too, because I would really like to know whose door this is on: did Richard put it on his own door or did he creepily figure out who left him the note originally and tape his response to his/her door?

    And by posting this note wondering about the story…. am I now a “dick”?

    I love the hot pink tape, though. That is truly inspired!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   frostedflake

      fyi, that pink tape is duck tape….rather ironic that it was used by/for a dick….

      Jun 25, 2009 at 10:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   unholyghost2003 bang

    Well maybe that is Richard’s point. Only he can leave notes.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, exactly.

    “Hey! You no leave notes! Me leave notes! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh…..”

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Wade bang

    If those damned quiet dogs would show some spine and not join in the barking, I don’t see the problem.

    :D

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   WanderingPenguin bang

    Googled the name, found one MySpace entry.

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=382844

    Don’t know if that’s him, but if so, well….it might explain why the neighbs didn’t knock. :)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Juliet bang

    I like it when people respond to passive aggression with passive aggression.

    The only thing that would make this complete is if someone drew a penis on it.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Canthz_B bang

    Is there an appropriate building for loud and crazy dogs to stay when not visiting Richard?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Writer, Rejected

    Well, it is true that dicks leave PA notes, but if Richard has a vicious dog barking in his apartment (so loud that the neighbors elsewhere are complaining and the quiet dogs are joining in), it might be intimidating to show up at the door and ask if the dog is just visiting. I mean, Richard would probably kick someone’s ass for that. So, it’s a tough situation. Is the PA note writer’s Kirk? If so, that would probably just automatically make him a dick.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Writer, Rejected

    I mean to say Is the writer’s name Kirk? Or does it say “Kick” at the end of the note. I can’t make it out.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Juliet bang

    This guy seems so “hard-core” – he can’t deal with a passive aggressive note directly? Or just ignore it. Only dicks leave notes indeed! I judge him for that.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   unholyghost2003 bang

    Yes. Loud, crazy dogs should stay at my house.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   WanderingPenguin bang

    You know, if that is , perhaps the un-hip neighb leaving the original note didn’t hear a dog at all but rather just Richard working on his “scratching”, à la that Pumpkin Cutter site.

    I mean, that sounds just like a crazy dog.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   WanderingPenguin bang

    Of course, that should say: “if that is him” (on that MySpace site).

    Holy hell. :|

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Wade bang

    #11 Juliet. At least he used the right shade of pink with his tape! (see #6)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   WanderingPenguin bang

    WR, my personal take on it is the cameraperson did not get the whole original note in the shot and that goes on to say “the other quiet dogs kicking up a fuss” or some such thing. Although it would be funnier if the note just ended there when he ran out of paper.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Wade bang

    #19

    WP – Maybe it’s not a dog they are hearing.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   WanderingPenguin bang

    BTW, “Dicks Leave Notes” would be a great title for a segment on Robot Chicken. Or a perfect name for my next band. The band’s full name would be, “Dicks Leave Notes Out That They Can’t Actually Play”, or “NAMBLA”.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   unholyghost2003 bang

    “Loud” and “Crazy” does NOT always mean “vicious” The note writer (I am 99.999% sure it says Kick not Kirk) Is a PUSSY and a dipwad. You have a problem with my dog? Talk to me about it. Don’t leave anon little notes. OBVIOUSLY the note writer has some little doggie club that Richard and Dog have not been included in (otherwise how would note writer know or care about dog owning neighbors in the other building?)
    TEAM RICHARD!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   morpho aurora bang

    Richard’s last name is Jule?
    between the tape and the name, i don’t think a penis drawing is necessary.
    the first note is cut off so i’m wondering if it says “it will get the other quiet dogs kicked out” or “it will get the other quiet dogs kicking your dog’s ass”
    glad i live in the boonies, my neighbs aren’t close enough to hear anything that goes on in my house.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   KarenLW

    WP # 10 – This is very cool. I challenge you now to contact him via his MySpace – find out if it’s him. His response could be priceless ! ha!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   WanderingPenguin bang

    I am not about to stir up another argument about dogs but I would like to go on record, uhg2k3, as saying that if I had a problem with a neighbour’s dog that sounded “crazy” there isn’t a chance in hell that I would knock on that door while the dog was around.

    Pretty sure my note would be better, though. :)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   WanderingPenguin bang

    Karen – that’s an excellent idea. I should send him a tape of a dog barking in a crazy manner and ask, “does this belong to you?” with a link here. :D

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:49 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Canthz_B bang

    Dogs bark quotes and dicks leave notes, and Richard Jule is crazy, I would be moving out, there’s no doubt!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Canthz_B bang

    What was Richard thinking when he wrote an “L” before changing it to a “T” in “Notes”?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   KarenLW

    I can’t believe you really did it. Would hate to have to wait until tomorrow to hear back. We’ll see.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Mishee bang

    I don’t know what to think about this, except, I wonder if Richard has yet heard from anyone in Cedar Rapids, IA… that would be interesting…

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   WanderingPenguin bang

    If I wake up tomorrow and there’s a note on my door saying, “Flightless Waterfowl Send Random MySpace Messages” then I’m blaming Karen. ;)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   KarenLW

    ROFL, WP. :) Would love to see that note, too.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Lurker

    Hey can I borrow your Dicks Leave notes? I missed Dicks Leave class on Friday.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Juliet bang

    # 20 – LOL! I wonder where you get hot pink tape?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   unholyghost2003 bang

    I wonder what the note writer expected to have happen. I mean did s/he expect Richard to abandon his pet because a neighbor left a note? Did s/he expect Richard to move out? Kill the dog? What was the end goal the note writer had in mind?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   GhostWriter bang

    Wasn’t Richard Jule (sp?) the guy whose life got ruined when they accused him of planting bombs at the 1996 Atlanta Olympics?

    The only evidence they had in their rush to judgment was a crumpled note, saying, “Richard Did It!”

    The guy’s got a right to complain…

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   Tight E. Whitey bang

      Bingo. The “Richard Jule” is an intentional joke methinks, not the real name of the note-leaver. Despite being misspelled, I think it’s pretty damn funny.

      Oct 8, 2008 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Canthz_B bang

    Adds a new dimension GW. Maybe this guy is feeling unfairly accused?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   cre8tivewmn

    I read the incomplete last line as “will get the other quiet dogs kicked out. ” Meaning that reaction to this very loud dog will result in rules that get all dogs kicked out.

    I had a neighbor several doors down who kept asking me if that was my dog barking last night, despite the fact that my dog stays indoors and there were several houses with outside dogs in between us. Non-dog owners get very upset about loud barking. Not that I really can blame them…

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Anon

    Having lived beside a yipping dog for the better part of a year while my neighbor whored around until 4 am, leaving the dog barking behind my bedroom wall…

    I am on team Dick. I left plenty of notes. However I did offer them suggestions on how to deal with the dog.

    1. Get a bark/shock collar – I am against these but after being woken up every night for about 6 months you’ll do anything

    2. Get rid of your dog – It’s obvious you don’t care about your dog if you’re ignoring its anxiety issues about being left home alone

    3. Kill yourself – You’re mean to your dog, you’re a slut, and no man will ever love you.

    And yes, I did verify that she was a slut. More drama coming from the other side of that wall than should be allowed…up to and including the time when her boyfriend pushed her out of a moving car and then left her bleeding by the side of the road.

    How did I get on this subject?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   pry

    ghostwriter: sadly, richard jewell, the man falsely accused in the olympic bombing, died recently. i feel sorry for the poor guy, although i think he made millions in his libel case.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Lauren

    #42
    Skateboarding grip tape comes in all colors, including hot pink.
    The Richard Jule on that Myspace page is a skateboarder….

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   unholyghost2003 bang

    true enough! Perhaps Richard (already CRAZED by lack of sleep due to his neighbor’s loud dog) now has Note Writer leaving HIM nasty notes about a situation he (Richard) is all too aware of meanwhile Richard’s neat and nicly worded note to the neighbor who actually OWNS the loud dog was met with threats.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 12:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   unholyghost2003 bang

    cre8tivewmn,
    I know how that goes (hence this being a touchy subject for me) we had a jerk neighbor call the cops on our “constantly barking dogs” the only problem was that one or another family member was home with our QUIET dogs for the entire time “their barking was excessive” … the OTHER neighbor’s new dog … DAMN was that thing noisy!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   unholyghost2003 bang

    CB Congrats on Word of the Day!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 1:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   mamason bang

    I’ve known “dicks” to leave many things, but never a note. Actually, not leaving a note is one of the primary identifiers. I mean, that’s what I’ve heard… I mean my friend told me she’s had many experiences… I mean one time… sigh. Never mind.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Canthz_B bang

    Thanks UHG2003, that was yesterday’s…we’re still waiting for today’s.

    #54 “Dear Jane, the sex was great! Thanks for buying me dinner all those times and paying my court fines. You will never see me again, but I’m leaving this note so I don’t seem like a Dick. Have a nice life…Richard”

    Nov 13, 2007 at 1:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Andy bang

    Hrm. The little note is covering it up, so I wonder if he wrote “Dick’s”, instead of “Dicks”?

    Also, is the dog in question Richard’s? I like the smaller note implying that this dog may ruin it for all of the good dogs in the complex.

    Nice rageful note, though. Very nice.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 2:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   mamason bang

    I wonder if the barking dog in question is upset by the missing and vandalized poo bags?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 2:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Canthz_B bang

    I like that the original note is from a day planner…

    1) Pick up fruit and cake for office.
    2) Buy new Italian chef place mats.
    3) Pick up cigarettes for Rene Hall.
    4) That dog is too loud…

    Nov 13, 2007 at 2:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Mishee bang

    CB – don’t forget to pick up more Hot Pockets! They keep disappearing…

    Not to mention Bug Spay for the “NAT” problem you have been having!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 2:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Canthz_B bang

    I think “The Case of the Hot Pockets” (Courageous Cat) precedes me a bit. I just met Renee Hall today! :-D

    Nov 13, 2007 at 2:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Zsa

    I think Richard was starting to write “Dick’s (dog) Leave no notes Les- you pussy”

    However, the karmic fusing of “no” and “Les”, not to mention the lack of paper space and poor handwriting, allowed Richard to shorten his response which he posted on Les’ door with the offending note.

    Richard Jule DOES NOT have a dog, obviously.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 2:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Mishee bang

    Rene is crazy, and a rapist and is killing Anthony Grosso with her smoking.

    And watch out for her friend Pat, she’s bad news all around!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   mamason bang

    Isn’t this where we thank Terry?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Mishee bang

    Thank you Terry!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   Courts

    She’s a squatter, too.

    Thank you, Terry

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   D

    How can a dog be crazy?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   unholyghost2003 bang

    No, the stench from Rene’s filthy apartment is what is causing the dog to be loud and crazy.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   mamason bang

    Anthropomorphism is the attribution of uniquely human characteristics and qualities to nonhuman beings, so while it is unlikely that a dog can actually be crazy… blah, blah, blah…

    Nov 13, 2007 at 3:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Space Monkey bang

    And also Renee smokes her killings, e. g., possoms, vagrants, thieves, dyslexic spiders on crack, etc.

    Anthony Grosso
    Enough is enough

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Canthz_B bang

    Contrats Writer R. on “Word!” :-D

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   unholyghost2003 bang

    very nice WR!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Mishee bang

    WTG WR… I was pulling for you cause you are SOO right! All “Kirk”s are dicks….

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Canthz_B bang

    I was actually trying for it with #31 LMBO :-)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   GhostWriter

    Minor lexical correction: Dogs can’t, as a rule, be crazy. But they can go mad.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   unholyghost2003 bang

    My BIL is a Kirk. I want to punch his face in.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   liz

    Hey, maybe he means Richard Jewell, the guy blamed and exonerated for the Atlanta Olympics bomb?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   Canthz_B bang

    My BIL is a HERB and I’d like to do the same thing!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Space Monkey bang

    Hey, maybe he means Richard Jewell, the guy blamed and exonerated for the Atlanta Olympics bomb?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 4:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #68.1   Sarah

      That is what I thought right off too!

      Aug 31, 2008 at 11:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #69   Space Monkey bang

    I thought we settled this. :-D

    *sigh* :-( I meant to add this.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 5:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   unholyghost2003 bang

    Mishee,
    Did you want to punch his face in? If not then I am sorry.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 5:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Canthz_B bang

    Dead men leave NO notes!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 5:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   Troy McClure bang

    “Dick Jule” sounds like an Eskimo porn site—its motto could be “frozen by the time they hit the igloo floor”.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 6:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   Andy bang

    Troy, that’s so wrong, it’s right. :D

    Nov 13, 2007 at 6:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Team Cassandra bang

    Those who live in glass houses should not. :P

    Nov 13, 2007 at 6:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   super_fan#99

    Irony at it’s finest

    Nov 13, 2007 at 7:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   sweet jane bang

    If myspace Richard is p-a Richard, then… I think this is the loud and crazy dog.

    Its name? Coco. Coco Jule.

    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=382844&albumID=1562575&imageID=12663125

    Those cocos were fucking delicious!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 7:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Courts

    The “Dicks leave notes” note reminds me of when kids say “Loserssaywhat!!!” really fast and you say “What?” Yep, exactly.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 7:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Courts

    Could be Spud Jule though, too…
    http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=382844&albumID=1562575&imageID=12147500

    Nov 13, 2007 at 8:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   GVI bang

    I am thinking Spud is the loud and crazy dog, but am I the only one who thinks Richard looks like Borat?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 8:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   dawn bang

    Team Loud and Crazy Dog – once he’s done in this building, he can go lead a mutiny in Austin. And Cedar Rapids.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 8:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   amphigory

    that isn’t irony; but, whatever.

    Nov 13, 2007 at 10:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   WanderingPenguin bang

    Saying “Dicks Leave Notes” as a reprimand… on a NOTE… is not irony? Um, ok.

    That’s like saying your note wasn’t passive/aggressive but whatever. :)

    Nov 13, 2007 at 10:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   lola bang

    Dicks leave notes.
    Write, Dick, write.
    Good Dick.

    Anyone thinking “advocacy kid” here? He’s a candidate for public schooling at the very least.

    The only other possible explanation is that this Richard fellow is actually quite witty and smarter than all of us combined… nah!

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   lola bang

    BTW – I keep getting a picture of this guy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cgiuf33X1Q

    sorry it’s so crappy – have they never heard of a DVR?

    Nov 13, 2007 at 11:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   Mishee bang

    We miss you lola

    Nov 14, 2007 at 12:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   Mishee bang

    lola, it’s like the recording of a tape off the radio by putting the recorder up to another stereo’s speaker that’s playing the radio. I don’t even know how that video got to be uploadable… it looks like it should be on a reel-to-reel! LOL

    Nov 14, 2007 at 12:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Canthz_B bang

    WR…getting “Word!” makes you a “Made PAN”! :-D

    Ok, so I made it up when I got “Word!”, but I kinda like it! LOL

    Nov 14, 2007 at 12:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   burke

    i saw PAN on a facebook ad! i saw PAN on a facebook ad!

    Nov 14, 2007 at 12:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   Mishee bang

    Burke, is that how YOU got here?

    Nov 14, 2007 at 1:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   Canthz_B bang

    Wow! Facebook…I am sooo fucking impressed!

    Nov 14, 2007 at 1:36 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   filthish

    This is so, so true.
    I often use post-its to leave messages but consider other people to be dicks for doing the same to me.

    Nov 15, 2007 at 8:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   SwATcH

    Richard is a nice guy. People need to chill out and talk to him like a man. Don’t let the myspace full ya.

    One!

    http://www.pumpkincutter.com

    Nov 15, 2007 at 6:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   burke

    mishee, i’ve been here since the advent of the mad bomber. i used to comment under magpie, but rarely. i’ve since gone to college and been on the lookout for notes…none so priceless as sex in 20/60 yet

    Nov 15, 2007 at 9:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   Strideo

    The first thing I thought of was the 1996 Olympic security guard, Richard Jewell, who was wrongly accused of that bombing.

    Nov 19, 2007 at 9:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   fuhuck

    Sleeplessness from barking dogs leads to crimes of violence.

    Therefore this fellow should simply go down, shoot the dog in the head, and pay the fine, pleading insanity due to sleep deprivation, something which by the way violates the Geneva Convention.

    Shoot the fucking dog. That’s all there is to it. Then smear its brains on the owners’ front door. Hey, look! Passover! The angel of death didn’t Do the OWNERS!

    Sep 3, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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