“keep in mind that this is coming from the messiest and loudest of six roommates,” says our anonymous submitter, a college student in new york. isn’t it always?
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#1
GVI
Am I going blind or is her hand writing very fuzzy?
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:08 pm rating: +1
#2
Reality
That is just a F…ing delicous Kitchen RULE.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:11 pm rating: +2
#3
Troy McClure
I bet she wasn’t even that pissed off. She just wanted an excuse to show off her handwriting.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:14 pm rating: +2
#4
Canthz_B
Talk about control issues! She never asked that they buy their own utensils, just told them how to treat hers!
Almost as if she hopes they never get their own and are forever dependent on The Great Alicia”!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:14 pm rating: 0
#5
Reality
I guess no one stays home long enough to properly and thoroughly clean kitchen or Alicia is just a little obessive compulsive.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:16 pm rating: +1
#6
Canthz_B
“The great Alicia’s” handwriting shows that she obviously did not attend college with the kids from our last note!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:17 pm rating: 0
#7
GVI
She says to put the utensils back in the drawer as soon as they have been washed, not in the dish washer, not out to dry, or even the copy room. I can see in the near future, that there will be a note complaining about all her wet utensils in the drawer, and how they are rotting the cabinets and stuff.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:17 pm rating: +2
#8
Wade
I think Alicia let out an important step in her very thorough instructions… drying them off before putting them away.
I can see the utensils now, each swimming in its own little puddle of dish water…
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:18 pm rating: +2
#9
BoggyWoggy
How about this…
Be more passive-aggressive…
Buy rolls of paper towels, but hide them in your room. Then, when you need a towel, go get one and use it, but don’t allow anyone else to touch them! Yeah, that’ll get ‘em!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:18 pm rating: +2
#10
morpho aurora
purple ink, underlining, unusual writing
a relative of crazy cat lady? looks like ali d’s neighb has a college age granddaughter
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:19 pm rating: +1
#11
Wade
Ha! great minds, GVI.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:19 pm rating: +1
#12
jennifer
WHY does someone – everytime – in the first four comments – say ______ was fucking delicious?????? EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:20 pm rating: 0
#13
Canthz_B
“I’ll leave my drawers where I like, but I like my utensils in my drawers!”
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:20 pm rating: 0
#14
Canthz_B
#12…because it is a fucking delicious thing to say!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:22 pm rating: 0
#15
Wade
It is an epic opening statement, though:
As stated from the beginning…
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:23 pm rating: +1
#16
GVI
Is that Sympathy Jen??
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:23 pm rating: +1
#17
Wade
*in*
grrrr
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:24 pm rating: +1
#18
Troy McClure
Roommates, I’m not one for fighting,
Can’t you just all do the right thing?
Don’t leave my spatula
Out like some bachelor
(And do you like my handwriting?)
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:24 pm rating: +3
#19
GhostWriter
Washing and drying utensils, I can live with. I draw the line, however, when she demands that I must wear the unitard while baking.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm rating: +1
#20
Canthz_B
I think that “immediately” is fucking delicious! Don’t wait ten minutes…flip that burger, wash that spatula and get it into the damned drawer before Alicia gets home!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm rating: 0
#21
Troy McClure
Jennifer, I agree. I think it is time they must wear the unitard.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm rating: +1
#22
Canthz_B
I was waiting for *left* in #8 Wade
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:28 pm rating: 0
#23
GhostWriter
What does a paper towel run these days; maybe two cents?
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:28 pm rating: +1
#24
Canthz_B
USD or CAD? LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:31 pm rating: --1
#25
Canthz_B
Sick individual! LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:32 pm rating: --1
#26
Canthz_B
Does Alicia also provide dish towels? She may have a poin…Nah!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:34 pm rating: --1
#27
GhostWriter
“As stated from the begining, my name Alicia, but everybody calls me “Rachel.” I don’t like no one touching my utensils. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my utensils, I’ll kill you.”
didn’t we just do this?
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:34 pm rating: +1
#28
Troy McClure
Why don’t you get off your keister?
Quit your complaining; at least ya
Can use all my forks
Just wash them, you dorks
Thanks in advance, from Alicia
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:35 pm rating: +1
#29
Canthz_B
Is Alicia Irish, Troy?
Sounds like more of a Scot! LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:38 pm rating: --1
#30
Canthz_B
Don’t boo hoo anyone…both are in me…I’m allowed! LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:40 pm rating: --1
#31
lola
Those ziggy-zaggy underlines are like tiny passive aggressive razors…
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:44 pm rating: +1
#32
Steph
Yes, it’s a calligraphy pen/marker.
Bitch doesn’t want her pwecious utensils put in the dishwasher? Fuck that. If she’s going to let people use them, they should be able to put them in the dishwasher rather than washed by hand.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:51 pm rating: --1
#33
GhostWriter
Do you remember this one?
Bright tools, not one with a defect
Cellophane shrink-wrapped, so correct
She saw blunders, illegal lax
They look so good that she shines them with wax
(CHORUS) She is washing the utensils
“Ooh, it’s so cute”
She is washing the utensils
When they cook, cook, cook, cook
They leave them out- that’s when the teardrops start
But she can’t be worried when they’re in their spot…
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:52 pm rating: +2
#34
WanderingPenguin
Finally! An Elvis Costello sighting! Bravo!!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:01 pm rating: +1
#35
Canthz_B
Not being a dishwashing scholar I may be on shaky ground here, but I believe the dishwasher environment is a bit more harsh than a hand wash would be, Steph.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:01 pm rating: --1
#36
WanderingPenguin
I can honestly say I’m sure glad I have never lived with Steph.
So she allows people to use her own personal kitchen utensils…but she gets NO SAY on how they treat them? How about this: if you can’t wash MY STUFF the way I tell you to, then you can’t use them. Better?
Team Do Your Own Williams-Sonoma Shopping You Bitch.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:03 pm rating: 0
#37
GhostWriter
…to Luka
My name is ‘licia,
I live on the second floor.
I’ll hide the ladles from you,
just because you used them before.
If you try cooking every night
Don’t try to steal them or try to find
Just don’t ask for spat-u-las
Just don’t ask for spat-u-las
Just don’t ask for spat-u-las
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:04 pm rating: 0
#38
WanderingPenguin
I think rhyming “spatula” with “bachelor” has to pretty much win whatever prize Troy wants to take out of the tickle trunk.
Oops, sorry. Obscure reference there – except for the Canucks in the room. How about….anything behind one of the three curtains that Carol Merrill is now indicating?
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:06 pm rating: 0
#39
Canthz_B
WP…a little funk…”THE BIG DEAL”! Funkintelechy!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:13 pm rating: --1
#40
Troy McClure
Hey diddle diddle
She cooked peanut brittle
Back on the 7th of June
Now it’s June 20,
My drawers are all empty
And the bitch ran away with my spoon
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:20 pm rating: +2
#41
Mishee
I am not sure what exactly I can say about this note… except I am probably guilty of the same requests, just without the note, when my SLOB brother was living with me. But I had alot more weird rules…. like how to put the bread back away after using it, and he wasn’t allowed to bring his shoes into my home… plus the “Wash Your Feet First” rule…
Ok, yes, I am a Nazi… but he’s a fucking SLOB!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:21 pm rating: 0
#42
anglophile
In the beginning, there was Alicia. And Alicia looked upon the kitchen and saw no utensils, and a multitude of peoples eating with their hands. And Alicia, in Her unending mercy, provided the peoples with utensils, and there was great rejoicing. Until some a-hole made mac and cheese and left the dirty dishes in the sink. So Alicia called to the people and said unto them, I have given you utensils, and you defiled them, and so I will take them away. And there was much sorrow upon the land. And the peoples cried, Forgive us, O Alicia, and return us the utensils. And Alicia pitied the peoples returned the utensils, but also delivered unto them the Commandments of the Utensils, so that all the peoples might use the utensils, and Alicia also, and for many years there was peace upon the land and in the kitchen. Until some a-hole made Ramen and left the dishes in the sink and used all the Aliciadamn papertowels.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:29 pm rating: +1
#43
cre8tivewmn
A dishwasher is harsher, but often better at killing germs.
Seems the roommates always have the option of buying their own utensils. It is frustrating not being able to find your favorite tools (or finding them dirty).
Her message is rather strident, though and the wiggly underlining is fabulous!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:34 pm rating: 0
#44
Troy McClure
#38, #49, LQIMOTMSH!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:34 pm rating: 0
#45
Canthz_B
#50…depends on detergent and water temp…mostly dishwashers are about,”Do I feel like washing this crap or do I have enough that I can put it all into the machine and waste water while I do something I feel is more worthwhile to me?”…Don’t get me wrong, I use mine…but I don’t rationalize it by saying that I am killing germs.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:45 pm rating: --1
#46
zoe
Ally is damn angry.
Her spoons sit in pools.
Covered in melted Jello.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:45 pm rating: 0
#47
WanderingPenguin
Ah, zoe. So close to a haiku! Perhaps “goddam angry”?
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:00 am rating: 0
#48
WanderingPenguin
Wait a sec….it would be a reverse haiku then.
Never mind.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:01 am rating: 0
#49
GVI
So it’s a non haiku?
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:05 am rating: 0
#50
Simster
What is it with people thanking other people in advance? It’s damned impatient and impertinent. Wait until they do the thing and then thank them, please.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:16 am rating: 0
#51
Writer, Rejected
It’s always the douchiest roommate who wants you to do stuff thoroughly and immediately. Always.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:18 am rating: 0
#52
Troy McClure
My thoughts exactly Simster; please have made that remark.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:18 am rating: +1
#53
mike
Bitch should see what I cleaned with the paper towels and her face cloth….
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:26 am rating: 0
#54
Mishee
Mike, was it a towel? Did you perchance get it from a laundry room in Berkeley? If so, U R NASTY!
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:29 am rating: 0
#55
Canthz_B
Was this really stated “in the beginning”? “Now that we have moved in I want you all to know that you are free to use my utensils. Just wash them and put them away in their proper places immediately. Thank you in advance for your cooperation,”
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:30 am rating: --1
#56
Canthz_B
Mike…are you sure it was her face cloth?
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:31 am rating: --1
#57
mike
this is why in college I had a margarine tub and one cracked spork .
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:32 am rating: +1
#58
Mishee
Now you have upgraded to…. a glad ware bowl and a wendy’s fork and knife (wendy’s has good forks)
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:36 am rating: 0
#59
Troy McClure
#66–#67: LIQUORSTORE (Laugh I, Quietly, Using Office Resources, Struggling To Overcome Rising Euphoria)
Nov 16, 2007 at 1:17 am rating: 0
#60
Canthz_B
Ummm, why Mike?…Because you used Alicia’s utensils for everything else? You’re a good little freeloader, aren’t you?!
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:20 am rating: --1
#61
tanyetta
alicia needs more fiber in her diet.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:58 am rating: 0
#62
Wade
I think I see part of the problem: apparently Alicia thinks dishes are kitchen utensils.
Which would also explain the need for more paper towels.
Nov 16, 2007 at 7:41 am rating: +1
#63
saporro
I thought she sounded crazy, then i read her name. My name is Alicia too, so i guess she dosnt sound so crazy now.
- Alicia (never been to NY)
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:18 am rating: 0
#64
JPav
Bet ya a ten spot that she used her roommate’s calligraphy pen AND left the cap off.
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:32 am rating: 0
#65
A.A guy
I can just picture Alicia’s kitchen drawers,each insert slot neatly labeled “my forks”, “my spoons”,”my 5 turkey basters”.
I can hear the stiletto clicking of the labeling machine as she organizes her latest haul from the dollar store.”Just wait”, she cackles,” I’ll lull them into security with my finery until the eve of their first dinner party and then………(insert maniac laughter)with their hands and feet shall they eat!
Nov 16, 2007 at 9:20 am rating: +2
#66
30 and 2
Since this is a game of particulars, how about:
1.The paper is obviously ripped, cut or torn from the paper pad in a very messy fashion.
2. the k in Kitchen appears to be capitalized which would be easier to distinguish if she had taken care of number 3
3. With the exception of the date, she did not stay on the given line. If she wanted unlined paper, she could have written it on a paper towel and reimbursed herself, maybe even writing the expense off her taxes as part of her job of keeping the other roommates in line.
4. no indention of at the beginning of the paragraph.
5. “Not the dishwasher or leave them out to dry.” is not a complete. Sentence.
In conclusion, if she wants to leave such notes, it is best practice to cover herself so that people like me can’t come by and make her look. Like a hypocrite. For Fun!
Nov 16, 2007 at 9:36 am rating: 0
#67
the dawd
This one time in college, i had 3 room mates. 2 were very type A, the other one was a slob like me. One of the type A (lets call him A1) guys had a terrible phobia of people using a fork in the butter. This was the beginning of many good arguments all started with a fork full of butter. I never had so much fun learning to butter my toast with a fork.
The other type A (A2) was very germ-a-phobic. I almost drove this computer geek to violence after taking a bath in the upstairs bathroom, and conveniently forgetting to drain my “pool of filth.” He finally broke after i used his towel and folded it neatly on his labeled spot on the towel rack…wet.
PA is the only way to deal with troublesome room mates.
Go team don’t bother to clean the utensils.
Nov 16, 2007 at 9:37 am rating: 0
#68
wicked opinion
As a cooking enthusiast, I have to say that I would be pretty annoyed to come home after work, find my spatula dirty and therefore, either have to wash someone else’s saliva off of it or use a Wendy’s fork to cook. But I would go for straight aggressive and keep all my shit to myself, in my room, NOT sharing.
TEAM GET YOUR OWN SHIT!!
Nov 16, 2007 at 9:45 am rating: 0
#69
T-Bone
#50 Anglophile: brilliant. May I add:
And in those days it came to pass that Alicia smote the Roommatites mightily with her purple calligraphy pen. And the Roommatites trembled in anger saying, “Of those who inhabit this house, Alicia is the biggest slob of all.” Henceforth those Roommatites neither washed nor dried the holy utensils, nor would they replace the utensils in the drawer. A plague of food and water spots soon fell over their house. “Fuck Alicia,” saith the Roommatites.
Nov 16, 2007 at 9:45 am rating: 0
#70
Mishee
wicked opinion – I TOTALLY agree, hell, I get annoyed at myself when I come home to dirty dishes and am in the cooking/baking mood…
Nothing sucks more than having to clean up just to make a mess again! (that you have to clean up also!)
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:05 am rating: 0
#71
A.A guy
Saliva on your spatula? I mean I’ve heard of finger lickin good but…….
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:08 am rating: 0
#72
ant
so she finds her dishes in the dishwasher or drying on the rack but she still complains?!
That’s a hell of a lot more than I would ever do with my roommates dishes.
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:13 am rating: 0
#73
Jen (not Jennifer)
I think the calligraphy pen was used to give the note an air of sophistication and authority – instead it gives it a sense of crazy
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:18 am rating: 0
#74
anglophile
T-Bone, what a worthy gospel you have contributed to the Good Book. Let us all share in the words of Alicia. Amen!
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:29 am rating: 0
#75
Writer, Rejected
#67: Whatever happened to the spork? A clever invention. We should all have only one that we wear around our neck on a string.
In Thailand the monks all have one wooden bowl–that is all, and that is enough. None of this fat cat American excess. It would certainly cut down on all the dirty dishes bitchery, wouldn’t it?
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:31 am rating: 0
#76
Erica C
The roommates should go and buy a TON of their own shit and take up all the space in the kitchen. As for the paper towels, that’s just nickle-and-dime foolishness. You’re saving money by living with roommates in the first place. If you can’t actually share space, then live alone.
This incident reminds me of when I was in my early 20s in NYC. I had three roommates, one of whom was a passive aggressive pain-in-the-ass. She had a VCR that she kept in her room and the rest of us thought it was rude that she wasn’t sharing with the rest of us. One night, the three of us came home, went into her room (she was still out), unhooked the VCR, and watched a movie in the living room. I’m realizing in retrospect that that was a little rude.
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:37 am rating: 0
#77
Ariadne
I had a roommate use one of my plates as a paint palette. He left crusty bits of dried paint on it afterwards too. What an a-hole.
At least he didn’t leave any deeply carved writings on it.
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:43 am rating: 0
#78
mamason
I think the calligraphy pen is an indication that Allicia is a slob, who can’t find a Bic anywhere in the mountain of clutter that is her life, so she grabs the calligraphy pen from her art major roommate Shaneekwa’s pen carousel, because while Shaneekwa can’t seem to find the silverware drawer, she is very particular about her school supplies.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:09 am rating: 0
#79
Juliet
I am so enjoying the song parodies and limericks and haikus about Alicia’s note. Thanks so much for making my Friday AM so much better! Everyone here is probably on coffee break, I am still at home with my hair wrapped in a towel. I haven’t been to work yet. What am I, # 90? 92?
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:12 am rating: 0
#80
Juliet
What is it about having a roommate that makes some people fight every battle? Someone mentioned a roommate that couldn’t handle a fork in the butter… WTF? Aren’t there more pressing issues in life?
And I wonder where people learn this ‘nickel and diming’ behaviour? Didn’t they ever learn to share? Or to relax?
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:15 am rating: 0
#81
unholyghost2003
Wow, doesn’t Alicia know that leaving them out to dry is BETTER for her utensils? Towel drying can damage them esp. if they are being hand washed rather that put in the dish washer.
Alicia sucks. If your stuff is too fragile to handle normal use (use then dishwashing, air drying et all) then don’t let the roommates use it.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:31 am rating: 0
#82
GhostWriter
Upon further note review, I contend that Alicia must wear the unitard.
Why? Because, as she states, her frustration stems from not being able to use or find her own dishes. Why then should she take it out on communal utensil usage? Reminds me of Dad losing his keys and telling us kids, “OK, No TV Tonight!”
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:53 am rating: 0
#83
unholyghost2003
why did Alicia DATE her note? All I can hear in my head now is “This roommate meeting may now come to order. As stated in the begining and reiterated in my missive dated 6/20 utensils are to be …”
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:04 pm rating: 0
#84
joe
Uh, if you go back and read the note again, she’s not saying don’t use the dishwasher to clean the utensils, she’s saying don’t LEAVE them there after they are clean — put them back in the drawer instead. Her roommates are lucky they live with her and not me. I’d lock the damned things up and never let anyone use them at all. Let them buy their own fucking spatulas, whisks, potato ricers, vegetable peelers, measuring spoons, apple corers, cherry pitters, lemon zesters, melon ballers, microplanes, cheese graters, etc.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:11 pm rating: 0
#85
30 and 2
potato ricer? microplanes? How many cheese graters does she own? The mere impossibility of the melon ballers action is enough to spark curiosity. I say if she has such exotic items, she should be happy that they are being used by others. Furthers culinary education.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm rating: 0
#86
GhostWriter
All Right JOE!!
I’ll bet your unitard has a separate pocket for each item.
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:16 pm rating: 0
#87
unholyghost2003
Joe, that just brings us back to the air dry thing
(also the odds of having a dishwasher load ready for IMMEDIATE washing, drying and putting away each time you use her utensils is pretty slim. Not to mention that it would require the person who used the kitchen tools to hangout with the dishwasher from start of wash to end so that the IMMEDIATE drying and putting away can happen. Thhhbbbtt I DO have my own all of that stuff, I DID provide it for my roommates when I had them and easier than freaking out about the dishes is “taxing” their food. Use my electric mixer, cooling racks and cookie sheets to make cookies? I’m taking one! and we all got along very well.)
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:20 pm rating: 0
#88
Wade
uh, joe
“I want to reinforce this with a reminder to THOROUGHLY wash them and put them back in their proper place IMMEDIATELY after use. Not in the dishwasher or leave them out to dry.”
She did not say, “leave them in the dishwasher”, so the most natural reading is not to wash them in the dishwasher, but rather by hand.
THOROUGHLY
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:22 pm rating: 0
#89
Juliet
GW, I concur. Alicia must wear the unitard!
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:39 pm rating: 0
#90
unholyghost2003
Also, if alicia really IS the loudest and messiest of them all … how much you want to bet that SHE is the one using her utensils and leaving them in the dishwasher when she comes home drunk and eats their cereal
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:43 pm rating: 0
#91
Writer, Rejected
team Alicia’s unitard
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:53 pm rating: 0
#92
KarenLW
Dare I say?
That bread was fucking delicious !
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:55 pm rating: 0
#93
Brigid Keely
Holy Christ, I’m so lucky to have the room mate I have. I don’t think we ever argue about anything.
*hugs room mate *
Nov 16, 2007 at 1:01 pm rating: 0
#94
Stuart
Seeing all these roommates notes makes me so thankful I live alone. I spent a year in a four person house, and it really is enough to end some friendships. We’re all still friends now, but I don’t think anybody missed the others for the first couple of years out.
Nov 16, 2007 at 1:06 pm rating: 0
#95
Canthz_B
I think I went to Band Camp with Alicia!
Nov 16, 2007 at 1:14 pm rating: 0
#96
RP
If people can’t or won’t treat your things properly when you lend them out, you stop letting those people borrow your things.
I let one of my sisters borrow a book once. It came back with the cover torn almost completely off and with crumbs and who knows what in between the pages. When I asked her about it she said she hadn’t realized it’d even happened. No apology, no remorse.
Guess what? I don’t let her borrow things from me anymore.
Room mates are lame for not wanting to clean dishes. Alicia is lame for not telling them they can’t use them any more (which is what she really wants).
Reimbursement for paper towels is just insane.
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:03 pm rating: 0
#97
WanderingPenguin
I have read all of the posts again and nothing that has been said here can shift me from my original opinion: they are Alicia’s “things” and nobody is forcing her roommates to use them. If they want to do so, then they must abide by her rules no matter how anal they seem to be. Since Alicia said she already spoke about this, then it’s not coming as a surprise to the others in the home. She can make up whatever bloody rules she wants to and she should be able to expect them to be followed …. or her things to simply be left alone. If the roommates think she is the messiest and loudest, then they should write their own note(s) about those issues (and, obviously, send them in to us)… but that doesn’t change the fact that Alicia most certainly can dictate how her personal kitchen implements should be used.
Does that mean anybody has to think she’s anything less than a lunatic? Of course not… but that’s a different matter. I think Alicia’s next step is to buy a locker and keep it in the kitchen – and that would take up valuable Hot Pocket space.
And of course, the paper towel thing is just ridiculous. That part they can simply ignore. Or maybe put up some kind of paper towel tracker on the fridge so she can actually witness them taunting her. I’m all for that.
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:20 pm rating: 0
#98
A.A guy
I lived in a house with six other people when I first moved to Toronto.The only real rule that we had was the dish list;the dishes get done every day,no matter how many or few,and the next day the next name on the list did the same.This worked well until I went on vacation for two weeks.Every dish in the house was piled in every available place in the kitchen.When I asked if any one in the house possessed a modicum of common sense the two dorks in pre-law started spouting off about binding verbal contracts.
I bought two weeks worth of paper plates and moved out at the end of the month.I’ll bet the case is still pending.
Hey look,a preview button!
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:21 pm rating: 0
#99
A.A guy
I agree with WP and have several suggestions as to where she stores her belongings.
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:24 pm rating: 0
#100
unholyghost2003
They are Alicia’s belongings. Smart roommates would stop using them after this note, if only to avoid the headache. I must wonder though if Alicia extends the same curtesy to the other roommates. Does she put her stinky feet on the couch and hog the remote (the remote that goes with the TV purchased and provided by a different roommate and the couch that was provided by yet another roommate) I am reading my own life experience into this, as everyone does, and SOMETHING about Alicia’s caligraphed note makes me think she is one of THOSE roommates. The ones who seem to think that the stuff THEY provide for communal use must be treated the way THEY want it treated and the stuff provided by the other roommates for communal use can be treated any way the user sees fit. These roommates also tend to be the ones providing things like kitchen tools and never the stuff like couches or electronics. So THEIR stuff is easy to deny the other roomies access to, while if the other roomies want her to keep her stank feet off of the couch they have to put the couch in storage and thus deny themselves the use of it too. These people also tend to only write notes like this AFTER they have been yelled at for the 1000th time for their own gross behavior.
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:47 pm rating: 0
#101
A.A guy
My vote for word of the day,”stank feet”.I can feel the damp reek,it’s like being there!
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:50 pm rating: 0
#102
Wade
#109
WP
May I suggest this as a storage option:
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/07/19/to-each-his-own-microwave/
ref. photo #2
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:55 pm rating: 0
#103
GhostWriter
nuh – uh.
In the competitive world of unitard fashion, so far Alicia struts the mostest. She can’t just claim public storage space throughout the kitchen as her own and expect that nobody will touch her stuff. Excessive conditions like having to run it all through an Autoclave upon finishing are just a smoke screen- she wants her utensils at the ready when she needs them, whether they get in your way our not. If that’s her deal, then she should tote them around in a portable utensil travel kit, and keep the drawers free for common-use cooking utensils.
“Guys, I want to be clear from the start. Nobody gets to use my brick pizza oven I just installed, unless you are willing to wire-brush the walls while they are still warm.”
“Alicia, what happened to the toaster oven?”
“Duh! There’s isn’t any ROOM for a toaster oven!”
Nov 16, 2007 at 2:58 pm rating: 0
#104
WanderingPenguin
Then buy your own utensils and pile them in on top of hers. It still doesn’t give anyone the right to do whatever they want with her stuff. If there are issues that she is ignoring, then that is a whole separate affair and perhaps company should be parted. But nothing written here so far gives anyone the right to ignore Alicia’s stated “rules of engagement” for her own things. If they should be stored in her room, fine – then only she gets to use them and somebody better fork out the dough for a second apple-corer “a toute de suite.”
Wade – is that a locking microwave? That is a thing of beauty. Brings a tear to me eye, ‘t does.
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:06 pm rating: 0
#105
mamason
Maybe Alicia only owns 2 or 3 forks and an old butter knife her mom gave her when she finally kicked her whiney butt out of the nest!
Team “Go to Wal-Mart and buy some more silverware!”
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm rating: 0
#106
Ariadne
GW – better make that a locking portable utensil travel kit (now available at Walmart).
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:19 pm rating: 0
#107
Juliet
While I agree that the utensils are Alicia’s, and that she can make up whatever rules she wants around their use, that doesn’t mean that her belongings will be used in accordance to her rules.
I think these are just things, items that can easily be replaced. If it is that important to you, don’t share them.
As long as people aren’t sticking them up their asses who cares if they were left to air dry or if they were towel-dried?
Meanwhile, people are dying of AIDS – priorities people!
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:20 pm rating: 0
#108
Juliet
I wouldn’t use her utensils if she was my roommate. I hate following stupid rules.
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:21 pm rating: 0
#109
A.A guy
Juliet;What if the rules are your own?
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:30 pm rating: 0
#110
Canthz_B
Would you be happier if they were jumping out of windows Juliet? People are always going to die from something or other…get over it!
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:32 pm rating: 0
#111
unholyghost2003
I would be happier if they we jumping out of windows.
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm rating: 0
#112
Canthz_B
BTW Juliet, more humans die of starvation each day than AIDS…”priorities”?
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:40 pm rating: 0
#113
Canthz_B
PASHY UHG2003!
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:41 pm rating: 0
#114
mamason
I could see getting a little pissy if everytime I wanted to use my special fork it wasn’t clean. Then, as I’m stomping around and yanking drawers open… I spill my drink. (because of course, all of the sippy cups are in the sink too!) Now there are no paper towels?!? WHO USED ALL THE FUCKING PAPER TOWELS? NO ONE EVER BUYS ANY PAPER TOWELS BUT ME! AND TOILET PAPER! LAST NIGHT I WAS LEFT STRANDED, AGAIN.
Which reminds me of a little rhyme my kids and I would sing..
Stranded, stranded on the toilet bowl. Stranded, stranded w/out a roll! Ah… memories!
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:45 pm rating: 0
#115
A.A guy
#119 is right up there with my grandmas’ “do you know how many starving children in Africa would die to eat that”?I answered that question once…BIG MISTAKE!
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:47 pm rating: 0
#116
A.A guy
Good one Mson;You must of had a four holer like we did at the cottage.
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:52 pm rating: 0
#117
Canthz_B
“What do you do if you’re stranded, and you don’t have a roll? To prove you’re a man you must wipe it with your hand…stranded on the toilet bowl!”
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:53 pm rating: 0
#118
mamason
A.Ag, Naw… we only had a two-seater.
CB, EWWW! EWWWW! EWWWWW!
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm rating: 0
#119
Canthz_B
I wonder if they still sing that ditty in Band Camp?
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:57 pm rating: 0
#120
mamason
And did anyone else think that Alicia’s calligraphy sucks?
Nov 16, 2007 at 3:58 pm rating: 0
#121
mamason
CB, Two words- Hand sanitizer!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:00 pm rating: 0
#122
A.A guy
Nothing says family unity like four part harmony in the outhouse.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:01 pm rating: 0
#123
Canthz_B
My two: stockpile tissue! LOL
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm rating: 0
#124
Mishee
mamason – first thing that ran through my mind was “God, that is just plain abuse of a perfectly good Calligraphy pen!”
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:02 pm rating: 0
#125
KarenLW
I gotta tell ya…right at this very moment, I’m feeling a little pissy that there’s a nasty-ass coffee cup full of nasty-ass water and a dirty knife sitting the the sink here at work…and I actually DO want to clean my cutting board and knife (I used them for dicing my apple, because I’m way too anal to actually bite into it and end up with food in my teeth)…and now I feel like I need to wash that person’s stuff and put it away just so I can wash my own stuff and put it away.
THAT’S IT !
I’M WRITING A NOTE !!!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm rating: 0
#126
Canthz_B
A.A Guy…I am left with the image of a barbershop quartet gathered ’round the porcelain!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:03 pm rating: 0
#127
Canthz_B
Coffee cup and a knife? That was one strong cup of Joe!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:10 pm rating: 0
#128
Andy
What I like about the underlining is that it’s not one big swipe of a pen. Rather, it’s a jagged line which must illustrate her brain waves as she was writing this note.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:12 pm rating: 0
#129
unholyghost2003
That actually seems to happen a lot in sinks … one coffee cup and a butter knife … I wonder why. Perhaps they belong to Alicia, if so then I suppose she has every right to be angry.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:13 pm rating: 0
#130
KarenLW
ROFL – and I could use a little help with that note – I’m don’t have a creative bone in my body. Maybe a nice little p-s poem ! CB ?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:13 pm rating: 0
#131
mamason
I’d be pissy too if there was anything in the sink with ass water in it . That’s just gross!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm rating: 0
#132
KarenLW
dang
p-s = p-a
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm rating: 0
#133
KarenLW
For real – you know when there’s just a little bit of coffee at the bottom of the cup, then you fill it up with water ? What do you think it looks like ? LOL
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:16 pm rating: 0
#134
A.A guy
CB;The acoustics would be fabulous! Have you ever seen that great photo of Louis Armstrong playing his trumpet in the men’s room? A classic.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:16 pm rating: 0
#135
unholyghost2003
why not just print off one of the ‘Your Mother Doesn’t Work Here’ notes, add a bit about a coffee cup and a knife, wash and HIDE the cup and knife, leave the note in their place.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:16 pm rating: 0
#136
A.A guy
I hear you about the coffee cup and the knife CB.Karen should look around and tell us if she finds a banana peel.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:18 pm rating: 0
#137
Canthz_B
Get you nasty ass cup out of,
the corporate sink.
That pissy water is starting to stink.
While you are at it,
remove the knife too.
Your mother does not work here,
What’s the matter with you?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:19 pm rating: 0
#138
mamason
Mishee- What could she have been thinking? I wonder if she’s one of those self delusional types. I mean, if this is what her “best fancy writin’ ” looks like, just imagine what her American Idol audition was like!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm rating: 0
#139
KarenLW
ROFLMAO, CB. That’s a keeper !
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm rating: 0
#140
KarenLW
How about some help with this one ?
The note on the fridge telling us to make more ice if we use it all. We don’t even HAVE any f’k ice trays ! WTF is that all about ?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:22 pm rating: 0
#141
unholyghost2003
KarenLW Ice is CODE. Get it? Get it?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm rating: 0
#142
Canthz_B
Not a Troylistic work, but it works!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:24 pm rating: 0
#143
mamason
CB- That was so funny it made my ass water!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:25 pm rating: 0
#144
Wade
#116
WP – Yes, it is. In Belfast, they don’t play around.
One of the notes that got me hooked on this site.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:28 pm rating: 0
#145
WanderingPenguin
Re #127 – AAG: My mom used to tell me to eat my supper because of “the poor starving children in India”. That was the mantra. I don’t know why she chose India specifically, but choose it she did. Well, one day I found out she was cooking something I hated for dinner so I went upstairs and addressed an envelope to “The Poor Starving Kids, c/o India”. I kid you not.
When it became “that time” at the dinner table, I asked to be excused. Mom said, “Eat your peas! Think of all…etc. etc. etc.” I pulled out the envelope from under my bum, stuffed in a forkful of peas, licked it, sealed it and asked her for a stamp.
My Dad, who thought it was hysterical but could never let on to Mom, had to bring me my next few meals in my room as I was a) not allowed to eat with the “grown ups”; and b) unable to sit on any kitchen chairs for about a week, in any event.
I learned to curb my sense of humour for the rest of my life at home.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: +1
#146
Canthz_B
That was the fruit MSon! LOL
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:31 pm rating: 0
#147
WanderingPenguin
“In Belfast, they don’t play around.”
Wade, I think that’s going to be the title of my first novel.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:31 pm rating: 0
#148
alix
Mamason, its perfectly possible that she has a good amount of silverware and her roommates don’t have any of their own and use hers. I have two four place settings, and while I don’t mind other people using them, one of my roommates always uses mine, and the never washes or puts them away, so we’re out really fast. Then she leaves notes yelling at people to wash their dishes. It drives me crazy! (wow, this turned into a rant about P.A.-ness in my own house, oops)
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:32 pm rating: 0
#149
JPav
“I can’t even use or find my own dishes”
How f-ing blind do you have to be to not see your dishes air drying on the counter?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:33 pm rating: 0
#150
Canthz_B
WP…I believe every word!
In my day they were starving in China.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:33 pm rating: 0
#151
alix
Wandering Penguin, that was HILARIOUS!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:33 pm rating: 0
#152
Canthz_B
JP…I think she’s saying that she cannot use them if they’re not properly washed, and cannot find them when they are stashed in the dishwasher. Is this sanity?…NO. But that’s what we seem to have here.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:39 pm rating: 0
#153
JPav
hmmm…i disagree. she specifically mentions “leaving them out to dry” I think she’s too lazy to look at the dry rack.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:42 pm rating: 0
#154
Canthz_B
she says “not the dishwasher or leave them out to dry”. she specifically says that they should be immediately placed back into their proper place.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm rating: 0
#155
mamason
JPav- I wonder how big their kitchen is?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:45 pm rating: 0
#156
Space Monkey
mamason- #145 & #158- LIQUORSTORE!
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:47 pm rating: 0
#157
JPav
It is obvious that Alicia is not the Great Communicator. Her letter leaves a lot for interpretation. I think her style is better suited for bullet points.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:50 pm rating: 0
#158
Wade
JPav
Kudos on Word! of the day.
That is not a bet I would place, lol.
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:56 pm rating: 0
#159
Canthz_B
Seems pretty clear to me JP. “Thoroughly wash them and put them back in their proper place immediately after use.”
What confuses you about that statement?
Nov 16, 2007 at 4:57 pm rating: 0
#160
KarenLW
OMG…that freakin’ btch just left for the day…leaving her nasty-ass cup and knife in the sink – and until next Monday ???? So now I DO have to clean up after her so that I can clean my own things. Whyyyyy IIIIII oughtaaaaa…
Nov 16, 2007 at 5:06 pm rating: 0
#161
Canthz_B
Put the dirty dishes on her desk and be done with it!
Nov 16, 2007 at 5:15 pm rating: 0
#162
KarenLW
You’re right, CB. I’m totally making too much of this. But Alicia started it, you know. She got me all worked up.
Nov 16, 2007 at 5:18 pm rating: 0
#163
mamason
CB- Classic p-a response! lol
Nov 16, 2007 at 5:18 pm rating: 0
#164
Liz
Dear Alicia, I don’t mind if you use calligraphy. I don’t think that it too much to ask to learn calligraphy before you actually use it. When you are done with the calligraphy, please put the pen back in the lock box- not next to it or on top, but inside so that when I need it I can use it. Thanks in advance! ~Liz
Nov 16, 2007 at 5:23 pm rating: 0
#165
beithe
Alicia please make a note….
Enroll immediately and thoroughly in calligraphy course because you suck.
Nov 16, 2007 at 5:24 pm rating: 0
#166
Canthz_B
#178 Wade, that stiletto of yours has a finely honed edge!
Nov 16, 2007 at 6:26 pm rating: 0
#167
A.A guy
How can you not enroll thoroughly?Either you enroll or you don’t.Would partially enrolling entail only filling out half the application form?
Nov 16, 2007 at 6:33 pm rating: 0
#168
Mishee
I wonder if by Monday Karen’s coworker’s cup will have what is usually referred to as “murky liquid”…?
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:05 pm rating: 0
#169
Canthz_B
Or “razor stubble”. LOL
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:12 pm rating: 0
#170
GVI
Oh I am so sure we will have a note from Karen soon.
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:14 pm rating: 0
#171
super_fan#99
Mishee! #48? Shocking use of the “f” word.
I fucking love it.
I also wish people would leave the “fucking delicious” joke behind.
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:40 pm rating: 0
#172
GVI
Wel shall, but until we get a new saying it will not die
Nov 16, 2007 at 8:58 pm rating: 0
#173
Canthz_B
Some things just become institutionalized…traditional.
Thanking Terry and F’ing delicious are as much a part of the site now as turkey at Thanksgiving.
To say stop doing it is like saying, “We have said grace every night for 30 years, lets stop saying grace and just chow down.”
Nov 16, 2007 at 9:07 pm rating: 0
#174
Mishee
super_fan – I have used the “F” word in so many creative ways, it would make a sailor’s toes curl and make a trucker blush!
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:04 pm rating: 0
#175
lola
I’ve made a sailor’s toes curl, but it wasn’t from swearing…
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:13 pm rating: 0
#176
raiseyourglass
hey if her roomates don’t get the point she could get one of these and make margarita’s in the middle of the night –
http://web.media.mit.edu/~monster/web/dobson_blendie_small.mov
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:16 pm rating: 0
#177
Horkin Chunks
Dear Alicia,
I just wanted you to know that I made sure to put your utensils back in their proper places IMMEDIATELY after I used them to scratch my balls.
Nov 16, 2007 at 10:57 pm rating: 0
#178
super_fan#99
I get that it’s part of the site, I was around for the original post. I just don’t think it’s funny anymore.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:08 pm rating: 0
#179
cb
this site used to be cool, but the comments are idiotic and this not isn’t even p-a. boring.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:16 pm rating: 0
#180
cb
s/not/note
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:16 pm rating: 0
#181
GVI
And you came to this conclusion after reading 210 comments right??
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:20 pm rating: 0
#182
Canthz_B
If I find a site boring I stop visiting.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:21 pm rating: 0
#183
GVI
Oh BTW, why don’t you send in a nice p/a note for us since you gone complain about it.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:21 pm rating: 0
#184
Canthz_B
SF99, I know you have been here a long time. Time enough, in fact, to know that one person’s dislike of a joke will not stop it. If you do not find it funny, by all means feel free to not laugh. I find many posts unamusing…so what?!
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:24 pm rating: 0
#185
GVI
At one point we did stop using it and the site wasn’t the same
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:26 pm rating: 0
#186
Mishee
It’s weird… just when I tell myself, OK, this time I’m NOT gonna go for the F’ing Delicious… but then the note that comes up that day just SCREAMS for it!
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:35 pm rating: 0
#187
Canthz_B
Personally, I don’t like long lists that require that I scroll up and down the list for minutes at a time to make sense of them. Nor am I impressed by re-written songs that I do not know. But do I tell people to stop doing it? NO…it is their right. If I don’t like it, I just pass over it. No one has a gun to my head forcing me to enjoy, or even read, each comment here.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:46 pm rating: 0
#188
Canthz_B
Let’s put that in the category of “Nature of the Beast” and let it go, okay?
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:50 pm rating: 0
#189
cb
I only need to read the first 5-10 comments to know what the next 150 are like, so no, I don’t read them all – but thanks for validating my suspicion.
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:51 pm rating: 0
#190
Mishee
My god, right now I SOOOO want to write a song called “Fucking Delicious” which is really long and to a country tune, which in the song references a bunch of the previous comments on the post! But, I like both of you, so I won’t… for now…
You are soooooooo lucky Queen Instigator is pretty stoned!
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:52 pm rating: 0
#191
super_fan#99
PAN Posters 6/20
As stated in the beginning, I do not mind you using the “fucking delicious” line, as long as you attempt to be creative with it and Know Your Role. I want to REINFORCE this with a reminder to THOROUGHLY attempt to be creative and know your role IMMEDIATELY after you read the note. Not half-assed attempts at creativity or leaving the joke out to dry. I am trying to be generous, and it’s frustrating when I can’t even use the “fucking delicious” line when I want to. Also, please remember to get bent when you criticize me or reimburse those who already do. Thank you in advance for your sarcasm.
-super_fan#99
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:55 pm rating: 0
#192
Mishee
That P/A Rant of SuperFan’s was…. you got it! Fucking Delicious!!!!
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:57 pm rating: 0
#193
Canthz_B
Nicely done SF99!
Mishee, compose away…it can’t be any worse than your other comments posted here! LOL
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:58 pm rating: 0
#194
A.A guy
When you live alone you can keep your cutlery and dishes in the fridge and only wash them when you really need to.You can also eat all the butter tarts that you want to…..I feel sick.
Nov 17, 2007 at 12:05 am rating: 0
#195
superfan's fan
Nice rant #225. Just one question, am I reimbursing those who already criticize you (a pox upon them), or those who are already bent?
Nov 17, 2007 at 12:18 am rating: 0
#196
Troy McClure
#212: sed-syntactical post corrections: I think not.
You know when you’re by the side of the road & a car with a bunch of teenagers goes past & one of them yells something out at you, & it sounds like an insult, but you can’t even hear it because the car’s moving & they’re slurring? (Does that happen to the rest of you? Or is it just me?) Anyhow we get a lot of the internet equivalent of that on this site, & normally I just try to ignore it. But good lord, “cb”. You’ve posted, what, three times? And made at least as many blunders. Get help. If you come back (which please don’t) can you try to avoid calling yourself “cb”, “wp”, “tc”, “sm” et cetera. If geek enough to be vomiting sed syntax at us, you know that the number of letter combinations available rises exponentially with pseudonym length; it should be easy to find something no one else is already called.
Nov 17, 2007 at 12:20 am rating: 0
#197
Canthz_B
What Troy said!!!
Nov 17, 2007 at 12:32 am rating: 0
#198
A.A guy
NO MORE PIE.
Nov 17, 2007 at 6:32 am rating: 0
#199
RedHeather
Did Fucking Delicious make the Google list yet?
I’m just going to go Google that Fucking Delicious and see what pops up!
#47 – If that Mother Goose spin-off was wrong, then I don’t wanna be right!
Nov 17, 2007 at 7:27 am rating: 0
#200
RedHeather
1,970,ooo Fucking Delicous results and still SCREAMIN for more!
Team Fucking Delicious!
Nov 17, 2007 at 7:32 am rating: 0
#201
A.A guy
Is that a calligraphy pen or are you just glad to see me? I’ve been dying to say that for the last 200 posts,and since there’s no one around….
Wow, a preview button!
Nov 17, 2007 at 8:16 am rating: +1
#202
super_fan#99
PAN.com is the #1 search result on google when you search “fucking delicious”.
Nov 17, 2007 at 8:33 am rating: 0
#203
ShagNBag
That DELICIOUS FUCKING was FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!
Nov 17, 2007 at 8:55 am rating: 0
#204
Craniac
I’m on Team Alicia. I have the same problem at my own apartment — and I live alone! Besides, I used to have a roommate who was devilishly devious — he washed and dried and put away the utensils (which were all mine), but he would put them in random places so you could never find them again. I retaliated by not washing my own utensils!
Nov 17, 2007 at 10:20 am rating: 0
#205
A.A guy
Boy,I’ll bet that showed him.
Nov 17, 2007 at 10:54 am rating: 0
#206
Wade
Cybil, er, Craniac
You have this problem and live alone?
Living with multiple personality disorder is hard enough without all but one of them being a slob.
maybe if you wrote yourself a note….
Nov 17, 2007 at 10:57 am rating: 0
#207
A.A guy
Wade…sometimes you fuckin’ kill me.
Nov 17, 2007 at 11:05 am rating: 0
#208
Mishee
Maybe Craniac is also Sneak? I believe he had MPD also… what are the odds? Unless now we have talked about MPD so much, it’ comes up on google searches and we get all the crazies coming here now!!
Nov 17, 2007 at 11:12 am rating: 0
#209
Writer, Rejected
Wait. Do people in this world still do calligraphy? I thought that madness ended in the third grade or after the wedding invitation went out.
Nov 17, 2007 at 11:49 am rating: 0
#210
Naomi
I bet the food that’s stuck on the dishes is f-ing delicious.
Nov 17, 2007 at 12:29 pm rating: 0
#211
complex
sound like she needs a dose of the cock.
Nov 17, 2007 at 1:32 pm rating: 0
#212
mamason
Team DOTC!
Nov 17, 2007 at 1:50 pm rating: 0
#213
Mishee
LOL! Team DOTC – I third the motion!
Nov 17, 2007 at 2:29 pm rating: 0
#214
SHARKFAN
I’m new here! Can I say that this site is fucking delicious?!?
Nov 17, 2007 at 3:56 pm rating: 0
#215
WanderingPenguin
Sorry, no.
Nov 17, 2007 at 4:18 pm rating: 0
#216
A.A guy
Re #267;..because sometimes Wade is ..Bad Monkey BAD MONKEY!
Nov 17, 2007 at 4:29 pm rating: 0
#217
Andy
Sharkfan: The more, the merrier.
Especially for the people that are complaining about the overuse of the phrase. It makes me happy inside.
Nov 17, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 0
#218
Andy
#260: Writer, Rejected: Do you think there are P/A Monks? I’d love to see an ornate P/A note sometime. You know, with the ornate first word and stuff. It’d be petty and fancy all at the same time!
Now that I think of it, perhaps Martin Luther was the father of the P/A note. Hmmmm… maybe that’s for the theologians to answer.
Nov 17, 2007 at 4:33 pm rating: 0
#219
Wade
#269
Would you like to touch my monkey, AA guy? Touch him! Touch my monkey!“
Nov 17, 2007 at 4:47 pm rating: 0
#220
Wade
Sharkfan
just go with #270 and press on, lol.
Nov 17, 2007 at 4:55 pm rating: 0
#221
super_fan#99
i hate you all
(not really)
Nov 17, 2007 at 10:09 pm rating: --1
#222
Mishee
your hate is fucking delicious superfan!
Nov 17, 2007 at 10:38 pm rating: --1
#223
Troy McClure
I wonder whether there’d be a way to have the comments not renumber themselves when previous comments are deleted. Because the couple dozen above comments weave a dizzying narrative, and I’ve seen similar instances on other threads.
Nov 18, 2007 at 2:40 am rating: 0
#224
Mishee
Nov 18, 2007 at 10:48 am rating: 0
#225
Mishee
Hey, if I can’t correct you on every little mistake you make, then I am on the WRONG WEBSITE!! It’s just what I do….
(Lovin’ these new buttons!)
Nov 18, 2007 at 11:52 am rating: 0
#226
WanderingPenguin
I would like to say that once I had posted #215 (“Sorry, no.”) it occurred to me that it might be taken as serious commenting, so I made a follow-up post (#216 or whatever it was at the time) which consisted of merely a grinning yellow face. Somewhere along the line, this was swept up into the trash bin along with whatever the hell else disappeared (I wasn’t in here yesterday so I don’t know what happened).
So, SHARKFAN, if you are still reading and – more importantly – still care, #215 was a joke.
There, don’t you feel better? I sure do.
Nov 18, 2007 at 1:52 pm rating: 0
#227
SHARKFAN
Penguin,
I thought #215 might have been a sarcastic reply to my question. But then it also could have been a reply to someone else – there seems to be a little overlapping here and there. I appreciate the clarification. And, just so you know, I find sarcasm fucking delicious!
Nov 18, 2007 at 3:42 pm rating: 0
#228
ivankauste
a lot of this stuff isn’t technically passive aggressive. passive aggression involves the person implying that the listener’s stance is hostile, even though it clearly isn’t. a textbook example is starting a sentence with “i know you’re probably going to yell at me but . . .” before the listener has even had a chance to react they are put on the defensive, the onus now on them (if they accept it) to demonstrate that they’re not hostile. Even more subtle and simple is saying “relax!” to someone who is not agitated in any way. this is a button for a lot of people – try telling people to relax for no reason and see how long it takes to get someone in a righteous fury.
Nov 21, 2007 at 1:32 pm rating: 0
#229
Trixie.in.Dixie
Jeebus, I hate it when people use calligraphy pens to write with when they so clearly don’t have a clue how to use them! Perhaps this poor, overwrought girl thought she would come off as somehow more worthy of her roommates respect, and thus their complicity, if she used a calligraphy pen to transform her psychotic handwriting into something that commands authority…. of course, poor dear didn’t realize that the pen is not magic – one has to KNOW how to make the pretty writing….
Nov 21, 2007 at 2:24 pm rating: +1
#230
niteraven
When I’m trying to turn my psychotic handwriting into something that commands authority, I like to use a quill pen. Its much classier and very very retro. I’m just concerned that she might use blood as ink.
Nov 21, 2007 at 4:16 pm rating: +1
#231
80-year-old housemate
“let you use” is just another way of saying “store in the kitchen.” don’t want your utensils touched by housemates? why then, those are your closet utensils.
Dec 7, 2007 at 9:31 pm rating: +1
#232
bobby
THEY ARE UTENSILS!!!! DON”T LIVE WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
Jul 18, 2008 at 3:40 pm rating: 0
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