“Our CA (community advisor) posted this friendly note on our bathroom door,” says our submitter, a college student in Milwaukee.
The dorm residents — apparently a libertarian-minded bunch — were pissed about frequent CAD (common area damage) charges for putting recyclables in the trash instead of the mandatory recycling bin. They took a break from ranking up Ron Paul stories on Reddit and Digg to add their two cents here.
162 responses so far ↓
#1
Space Monkey
Yes! First is…wait a minute….
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:56 am rating: 0
#2
Jacinda
whoa….not so much pa as REALLY aggressive. lol.
and those ice cream socials were fucking delicious!
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:56 am rating: 3
#3
Ron Paul is lame
“dugg” for calling out the ron paul spammers
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:56 am rating: 0
#4
GhostWriter
If I was the CA, I’d tell those dormers,
“You Must Wear the Unitard!”
(*sigh* I’d make a great CA…)
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:02 am rating: 2
#5
Mishee
No IRS… I love it…
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:02 am rating: 3
#6
Space Monkey
Except for #3 and #5, the handwriting all looks the same.
Team Ice Cream Socials
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:02 am rating: 2
#7
FickleGal
Mmmm…ice cream.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:03 am rating: 1
#8
Juliet
Team ice cream socials.
That is their only true family-oriented suggestion.
As for the handwriting, it could have been a group effort with one person writing. I certainly have done the writing for many group efforts akin to this one.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:06 am rating: 1
#9
GhostWriter
Posted on the bathroom door? It makes me wonder what kind of “programs” he’s hoping the kids request.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:07 am rating: 0
#10
Rita
Little bastards…maybe if they learned from all their CADs and put their recyclables in the recycle bin, there wouldn’t be all these problems.
(I’m a CA also, so I’m on Team CA…)
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:08 am rating: 4
#11
Rita
GW – it’s probably on the bathroom door because that’s the place kids are most likely to go and see it…though you never know about this guy…
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:09 am rating: 0
#12
Space Monkey
#1 handwriting looks pretty mellow and stable, but it looks like he’s losing it by #9. 5 and 7 really got him going. I bet he had to have oxygen. He finally collapsed at 10.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:10 am rating: 1
#13
Juliet
But how exactly does one “Dike off”? Are they suggesting the CA ‘go gay’? But what if the CA is a man, and the dikes just simply aren’t interested?
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:10 am rating: 1
#14
GhostWriter
How ’bout the “CA-duct-taped-and-ball-gagged-on-the-bathroom-floor” program? I predict near-unanimous participation.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:11 am rating: 1
#15
Handwriting Police
Appears to be both left and right handed writing.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:19 am rating: 0
#16
Space Monkey
Eight handed? Dyslexic spider on crack-ack-ack-ack-ack, perhaps?
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:22 am rating: 1
#17
Wade
I thought it was spelled “dyke”, Juliet.
Maybe they are upset about the levee system.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:22 am rating: 1
#18
GhostWriter
CA translation:
…and by “programs,” he means, “your mothers old pajamas.”
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:24 am rating: 0
#19
Wade
#14
I think that would qualify as suggestion 10, GW.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:24 am rating: 0
#20
Wade
Milwaukee, huh?
When advocacy kids go to college.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:27 am rating: 0
#21
GhostWriter
Haw! (to Wade)
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:27 am rating: 0
#22
Trevor
I think the last one, the “Dike off,” is asking for some sort of contest involving lesbians. Like a Zoolander-style “walk off” but with more female nudity.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:28 am rating: 1
#23
Stephanie
Haha, I love this. I went to UW-Oshkosh, so I know all about CAs, CAD charges and IRs (incident reports, referred to in #6).
This proves what most college kids feel about dorm life: it’s extremely overbearing. Stop wasting money on “programs” and leave the damn students alone – they are adults, after all.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:28 am rating: 0
#24
Wade
I also like the crazy loopy double e’s in freedom.
Braveheart would have been proud.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:29 am rating: 0
#25
Space Monkey
D-bags? Is that like doggie bags? You know, the kind for poopie?
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:31 am rating: 0
#26
Wade
#24
Yeah, they’re adults! As evidenced by their cogent and well crafted responses.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:32 am rating: 2
#27
Wade
SM- you may have solved the mystery of the stolen park slope baggies!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 0
#28
GhostWriter
Unsupervised comm-college delinquents demanding a “freedom” program. What do you think this is, Pakistan?
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:33 am rating: 0
#29
Wade
After reading the other suggestions, maybe the writer of #7 thought spelling out “douche” was too far out of line.
That, or they couldn’t spell it.
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:37 am rating: 0
#30
Space Monkey
#29-GW: Everyone get a rock!
#30-Wade: LOL “CA’s not to be dush-, doo- , duu-, D-bags. ”
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:39 am rating: 1
#31
Michelle
Wow, original note writer has excellent penmanship!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:43 am rating: 0
#32
T-Bone
Hmm… any programs we’d like to see you put on… “Camelot”! Or “Hairspray”? Ooooh–”Hello Dolly”! Hey kids… we could put on a show in the barn! We could raise funds for common area damage!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:45 am rating: 1
#33
Lurker
I’d like to see him put on “Survivor.” Or “America’s Next Top Chef.”
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:47 am rating: 0
#34
T-Bone
“Project Runway”
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:51 am rating: 0
#35
Mitsu
Woah, these college kids sure are angry…I’m glad I’m past that stage in life. This note sure is funny though!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:55 am rating: 0
#36
Mitsu
WE WANT FREEDOM!!! lol!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:56 am rating: 0
#37
Canthz_B
Regarding #8 on the list, someone needs to call the authorities if the CA is confiscating nuts and killing students!
Nov 15, 2007 at 11:59 am rating: 1
#38
morpho aurora
#3 was probably from some poor kid named Howie, who just wanted to make friends with someone.
Now he’ll never have any friends, since he doesn’t understand sarcasm.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:02 pm rating: 0
#39
Mishee
m-a the handwriting makes me think this kid is about to Virginia Tech on his dorm mates…
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:05 pm rating: 0
#40
Wade
Thanks for the acronym help, Stephanie #24
I was sure it was a group of anti-tax, California-hating engineering students upset about paying too much for their Computer-Aided Designs.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:06 pm rating: 0
#41
morpho aurora
nobody loves me, everybody hates me, i think i’ll kill them all
today’s version of i think i’ll go eat worms
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:08 pm rating: 0
#42
Mishee
CB – I just know that it can’t possibly be boring in here if I am around!
According to everyone in my office, I am just the life of the party!
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:10 pm rating: 0
#43
GezD
Team not big brother.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:26 pm rating: 0
#44
unholyghost2003
Ah! Why I RAN from the UW system.
Also, I wonder if Mr. “Ice Cream Socials” is just being a dick wad too but is simply more subtle. Hello they are in WI … I just came in from a smoke and I am still waiting for the snot in my nose to thaw. No one actually wants Ice Cream.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:28 pm rating: 1
#45
Wisconsonite As Well
Elitist ron paul-lovin’ crybabies just need to recycle already! Sheesh.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:30 pm rating: 1
#46
Centaurea
I imagine the Ice Cream Socials comment to be written by one of the guys’ Nancy Drew-like girlfriend, with her vintage twinset and loafers tsk-tsking at the bad behavior manifesting on the list.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:32 pm rating: 1
#47
Canthz_B
It is Milwaukee…recycled beer cans could make one a fortune!
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:34 pm rating: 0
#48
unholyghost2003
LOL except no deposit here. The mandatory Recycling funds the state/municipalities. Besides We drink our “Beast” out of 40s
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:37 pm rating: 0
#49
unholyghost2003
HEY! That is PROBABLY WHY they are not recylcling … it isn’t them being lazy bastards, it is a protest against the City of Milwaukee getting revenue from THEIR property.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm rating: 0
#50
todd
here they’re called CFs (community facilitators). how fucking fascist does that sound? it’s terrible.
i’m still paying fines that i incurred from the end of last semester, and i don’t even live on campus anymore. i got smart and moved into a house.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:39 pm rating: 0
#51
Wade
#50
UHG2K3
don’t you mean “dike wad”?
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:40 pm rating: 0
#52
K
Libertarian solidarity! Rah, rah, rah!
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:50 pm rating: 1
#53
A.A guy
This C.A pitches out a straight line like that and the best these yokels can come up with is”dike off”(spelled wrong too)?The only thing missing on this note is that clever little graphic of a giant penis having sex with a stick woman.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:56 pm rating: 0
#54
Space Monkey
I didn’t make the list….sigh…I think I’m gonna ctrl+alt+delete myself.
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:59 pm rating: 0
#55
Juliet
Wade: You’re right. Maybe they don’t mean ‘dyke’ but those dam-like things in Holland that keep flood waters out of a town or village.
Or sadly, the college kids don’t know how to spell.
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:00 pm rating: 0
#56
A.A guy
Mitsu; I try and take a Jane Goodall view of some of the entries I see on this site.It’s not often I get to observe some of these species in their natural habitat.
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:03 pm rating: 0
#57
unholyghost2003
#57
oops you are right he is being a dike wad (eww mental image of hairy bull dykes glued together)
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm rating: 0
#58
Wade
Hey Juliet
If you google the phrase dike off, your post #13 comes up first.
kudos!!
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:18 pm rating: 0
#59
unholyghost2003
UW-M kids can’t spell … what a shock!
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:29 pm rating: 0
#60
GhostWriter
The Top Ten Programs we’d like to see the CA put on:
#10: Nightline- To Catch a Predator
#9: Dr Phil
#8: Jerry Springer
#7 :Weightwatchers
#6: A Methadone rehab.
#5: A Pimsleur Language program
#4: Driver Safety
#3: MS Internet Explorer (although the jury is still split as to whether this is a program or application)
#2: TTP (acronym for “The TTP Program”)
…and the number one program we’d like to see the CA put on…
#1 Orion (Mission-to-Mars program)
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:32 pm rating: 0
#61
Andy
I like “Freedom” and “CA’s not to be D-bags”. The misplaced apostrophe, and the plea for freedom are great. Overall, great list, just in terms of the laundry list of items that make me laugh at work. Heh.
Then again, I’d have to say that at least 6 of those items were written by the same person.
Gotta love college, expanding young minds and all that.
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:36 pm rating: 0
#62
Andy
Also, I have a feeling the CA wrote “ice cream socials”. The handwriting is very familiar, and it looks like someone took a bit too much time writing on a list on wall.
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:38 pm rating: 0
#63
A.A guy
Great list GW,I’d like to add….
1. Practical bus driving in rural India #101
2.Meat cleaver weight loss”lose 35 lbs in 5 seconds”
3.The 3 day butterscotch pudding colon clean out plan.
4.Interning in Pakistan,civil rights division.
Nov 15, 2007 at 1:54 pm rating: 0
#64
anglophile
#50 uhg2003, are you crazy? It’s always a good time for ice cream.
How I long for the college days again, when I could flagrantly break the rules of society and then be filled with righteous anger and blame the nearest authority figure when I have to pay the consequences. Good times, good times.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:04 pm rating: 0
#65
WanderingPenguin
#50 – uhg2k3: I have heard from reliable sources that a favourite treat of Muscovites is ice cream; if that is true, there is no way it is too cold in Wisconsin to eat it! Or should I say “even” in Wisconsin?
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:06 pm rating: 0
#66
WanderingPenguin
And if you don’t believe me, check out the note directly in front of mine.
Damn you, anglophile!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:06 pm rating: 0
#67
WanderingPenguin
I think that’s going to become one of my new mantras: “Are you crazy? It’s always a good time for ice cream!”
It’s up there with, “You’re never too old for Space Camp, dude!” – from Stranger Than Fiction. I love that line.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:08 pm rating: 0
#68
unholyghost2003
#74 Andy.
I stand by my earlier statement that no one wants an ice cream social. They are in Milwaukee, it is too cold for ice cream. One of the brighter monkeys simply picked a more subtle way to be a “dike” wad. (unless of course by “Ice cream social” they mean Grasshoppers and Butterscotch schnapps over Vanilla ice cream. Anyone answering in earnest is going to request booze not dairy products.)
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:10 pm rating: 0
#69
anglophile
You can have that one for free, WP. I forgot to add that my position of authority is my lifelong residence in said state of Wisconsin. There is no time during the year when my freezer does not have ice cream in it!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:11 pm rating: 0
#70
unholyghost2003
#77 anglo, no I am just from WI. We like our dairy deep fried and the only cold thing we want to consume is beer.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:12 pm rating: 0
#71
anglophile
Now we’re probably going to have to explain the difference between ice cream and frozen custard to the rest of PAN, uhg2003!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:14 pm rating: 0
#72
WanderingPenguin
Ok, I’m from Montreal (originally) where it’s every bit as cold as Milwaukee. Or damn close. Wow, I just looked at the Milwaukee average temperature for this past Feburary. It’s pretty cold.
But Montreal is still fractionally colder on average.
But my point is, there has never been a single day in my life – no matter where I was – when I would have turned down ice cream.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:15 pm rating: 0
#73
unholyghost2003
But we are not badass like the Russians. When it gets cold we sit inside and drink Brandy Old Fashions and watch the Pack.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:17 pm rating: 0
#74
unholyghost2003
Anglo,
No one said anything about Frozen Custard! I’ll eat Frozen Custard in my underwear in a snow bank if that is the only way to get it! mmmm Culver’s Pumpkin Shakes ….
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:19 pm rating: 0
#75
WanderingPenguin
The Russians don’t eat it outside, either. In fact, they likely can all be found in the McDonald’s at Red Square having a soft-serve.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:20 pm rating: 0
#76
Wade
It’s all perspective, WP.
Though the latitudes are about the same, you are in the warmer part of Canada, and UHG2K3 is in the colder part of the US.
That said, I would never turn down ice cream either.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:21 pm rating: 0
#77
WanderingPenguin
Re #87 – would that be before or after you watched your blood sports, played with your power tools, had a beer and smoked a cigar?
Hmm… someone who cannot be mistaken for a man… eating frozen custard outside in a snow bank in her underwear….. I think I saw that film once. At band camp.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:22 pm rating: 0
#78
unholyghost2003
I have never seen an inside Ice Cream Social. Every one I have launched water balloons at has been outside. I didn’t know you COULD have them inside. I thought they were like picnics … outside only activities.
Thank you PAN for teaching me!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:23 pm rating: 0
#79
morpho aurora
ice cream is good anytime – and so are popsicles
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:24 pm rating: 0
#80
WanderingPenguin
Wade, I am in fairly warm part of Canada, yes. It’s no Vancouver but Toronto is rather mild these days.
But I was talking about Montreal. There is no way Montreal can be mistaken for being in the warm part of anything.
It’s pretty funny – I have a friend in Northern Michigan who is about 2 hours north of me, latitudinally speaking. So whenever I see her online I always ask her, “How’s the weather up there?” It never fails to freak her out – she cannot get her head around it!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:25 pm rating: 0
#81
GhostWriter
If I keep having to read about Wisconsonians eating ice cream, I’m gonna insist that you must wear the Unitard.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:25 pm rating: 0
#82
anglophile
Isn’t that the great thing about the Innernets? You learn something new every day!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:25 pm rating: 0
#83
unholyghost2003
#90 Well if I am camped out in the lambeau parking lot … it would be DURING the blood sports, powertools, beer drinking and cigar smoking.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:25 pm rating: 0
#84
Wade
Wow, the Canadians sure are frisky now that the CAD is on par with the USD.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:26 pm rating: 0
#85
anglophile
Uh, GW, it’s Wisconsinites.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:26 pm rating: 0
#86
WanderingPenguin
I always thought it was “Wisconsicheeseeaters”.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:29 pm rating: 0
#87
unholyghost2003
Back on topic … so the PA isn’t even in the responses … it is in the origional request for suggestions. Any CA bright enough to dress him or herself in the moring has to know the reaction such a request is likly to get so the real PA here is the CA putting up this note in response to the constant bitching and now whenever anyone complains s/he can say ‘Well I GAVE you guys a chance to make suggestions and all you did was swear at me. “
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:34 pm rating: 0
#88
Wade
You are ahead! By 1.7¢! You bastards.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:34 pm rating: 0
#89
Wade
#104
especially if you post it on the bathroom door, lol.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:35 pm rating: 0
#90
Wade
I thought talking about CAnadian Dollars was on topic.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:37 pm rating: 0
#91
Canthz_B
I don’t think two cents on the dollar is “way past par” for normal transactions, I suppose it adds up macro-economically.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:38 pm rating: 0
#92
Canthz_B
I got $1USD=$.98CAD Wade…perhaps by the close of business today we won’t be having this conversation!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:42 pm rating: 0
#93
Canthz_B
Luckily our two countries are the best of friends. Not too many neighboring countries get along quite like the US and Canada.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:47 pm rating: 0
#94
unholyghost2003
Canada … America’s Hat
funny to me to see that just to the right of this conversation.
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:49 pm rating: 0
#95
Canthz_B
UHG2003 Takes “Word!”…nicely done!
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:57 pm rating: 0
#96
EvilTwin
Was suggestion number 5 written in by William Wallace?
Nov 15, 2007 at 2:58 pm rating: 0
#97
"Detective" Julie
“Get bent”? Are the 90s back? From the look of the individual letters in words, I think one and two were written by the same person; also, it sounds like a phrase (“Fuck no! Get BENT.”).
The others seem to be individuals, except maybe 7 and 8.
In other news, I saw a great note in the drive through at Dairy Queen today, it was typed up with a clip art of a person on a cell phone:
“Cell phone usage interferes with the production of ice cream.” CLASSIC!
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:07 pm rating: 0
#98
Wade
Here is another take on possible programs, based on the suggestions given:
1. Abstinence for the dyslexic
2. Tantric insults
3. Nineteenth Century raves
4. Engineering drawing for less
5. Braveheart: The Musical
6. Why Ron Paul is Running
7. Make your own Be & D Bag
8. What Really Happened at Gitmo?
9. Levee Removal: Solution or Problem
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:07 pm rating: 0
#99
Wade
good job, UHG2K3!!
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:08 pm rating: 0
#100
Tamara
Wait, so the CAs go through the each person’s garbage looking for violations of the mandatory recycling rule?
Isn’t there a better use for their money?
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:17 pm rating: 0
#101
TDW
Well I’ll say it again! If all these CA’s have to do is go thru people’s garbage looking for violations MAN they must REALLY be bored!
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:28 pm rating: 0
#102
William Wallace
Sorry for the messy penmanship – it’s hard to write with one hand on the bong and another on the carb.
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:34 pm rating: 0
#103
Canthz_B
Kids these days…Tired, Dumb and Witless still.
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:37 pm rating: 0
#104
Canthz_B
Wade, wouldn’t your #9 be a “Dyke Out”?
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm rating: 0
#105
Mishee
William, if you knew anything about anything you would know that any seasoned smoker can do it one handed!
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:40 pm rating: 0
#106
unholyghost2003
Oh my god! I don’t know what to say … I don’t have a speaech or anything! I need to thank CB and WP for being so nice when I first started commenting back on ‘Finish them taters’ … lord I said I wouldn’t cry …
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:40 pm rating: 0
#107
GhostWriter
I’ll bet the common area TV is encased in acrylic, and the CA’s got the only working remote. This hit me when I remembered that “Dike Off” is a new reality competition show on the Oxygen network.
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:42 pm rating: 1
#108
Fuss Budget
how about a cake and fruit social. we could all chip in a couple of bucks and schedule it when mishee is in a meeting.
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:45 pm rating: 0
#109
unholyghost2003
NO! no cake and fruit … last time I got yelled at “Only a taste!” and I missed the chanting.
Nov 15, 2007 at 3:47 pm rating: 0
#110
Mishee
Actually I recant my previous comment. A seasoned smoker can handle the bong and the carb with one hand no problem… but it’s holding the lighter that takes the second hand away from writing on the list….
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:03 pm rating: 0
#111
Juliet
Wade # 67:
Ehh-xellent (said in the voice of Mr Burns from the Simpsons)
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:09 pm rating: 0
#112
Canthz_B
In my day we didn’t use accessories often, maybe a roach clip. It was strictly EZ Wider and the wonder weed!
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:15 pm rating: 0
#113
Canthz_B
Of course that was over two and a half decades ago…times change. Party on!
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:17 pm rating: 0
#114
WanderingPenguin
Heh. “America’s Hat”. I’m thinking about ordering one of those, actually. That’s a pretty cool site – I stumbled onto it when a guy wearing a “SILF” shirt from Busted Tees appeared prominently in a great amateur video for Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger that I was directed to on YouTube a while back.
Wow, what a convoluted sentence. Oh, well – figure it out.
CB – re:#109…you do know that $1 = $0.98 is a bigger spread than the 1.7 cents that Wade posted….right? So, they’re actually getting farther apart and not closer together? Just checking.
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:18 pm rating: 0
#115
unholyghost2003
Drugs are bad mmmkay?
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:18 pm rating: 0
#116
Canthz_B
I was making no market predictions, just wondering where Wade got his number WP.
The markets are fluid and my point was that the currencies are still extremely close to par and anything can happen in a short time frame in the money markets.
I’m not an economist or broker so I hope I was able to clear that up effectively enough.
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:24 pm rating: 0
#117
WanderingPenguin
But Mr. Mackey, what’s the worst word that you can say?
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:24 pm rating: 0
#118
WanderingPenguin
Wade: re#102 – exactly. This friend does come into Canada from Michigan through Detroit, so you would think she would get the idea that she’s well north of a lot of Southern Ontario.
I personally think she’s being stubborn on purpose.
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:29 pm rating: 0
#119
Canthz_B
If our Asshole’s…erm… President’s economic team gets things turned around, can we gloat back WP? LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:30 pm rating: 0
#120
fussbudget
speaking of canadian exchange rates:
1 michael j. fox = 0.75 jason batemans
1 parker stevens = 1 john candy (dead)
1 fisher stevenson = 1 john candy (alive)
nobody = caroline rhea
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:42 pm rating: 0
#121
Canthz_B
What’s a Neil Armstrong worth?
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:44 pm rating: 0
#122
Canthz_B
1 pop culture + 1 pop culture = zero.
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:46 pm rating: 0
#123
fussbudget
neil armstrong = zit remedy from degrassi junior high
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:47 pm rating: 0
#124
Canthz_B
1 Mega-power as your geopolitical friend…priceless!
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:48 pm rating: 0
#125
Wade
#134 & #136
http://www.xe.com/ucc/
We’ve cut the margin to 1.5¢! LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:51 pm rating: 0
#126
unholyghost2003
WP: re 138 ummmm West Wing is off the air so what kind of boring ass TV shows do you have in Canadia that call for an “Economist” character?
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:55 pm rating: 0
#127
Canthz_B
Oh, how the mighty have…well not quite yet! LMBO
Nov 15, 2007 at 4:57 pm rating: 0
#128
Canthz_B
$.986 rounds up to $.99…this domination by our neighbor to the north may end shortly!!….FREEDOM!!! LOL
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:06 pm rating: 0
#129
Canthz_B
I’m still not tossing any Canadian pennies for awhile!
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:07 pm rating: 0
#130
Space Monkey
I believe that’s ‘free dom’, with loopy “e’s” and a spastic “d”. According to 5 on the list.
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:08 pm rating: 0
#131
Writer, Rejected
I’m still back up with Wade’s excellent lesbian slang spelling joke in #115.
Levee Removal: Problem or Solution.
That’s funny.
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:11 pm rating: 0
#132
Canthz_B
Wade, Can #10 be “Penmanship: The lost art of handwriting in a keyboard driven world”?
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:22 pm rating: 0
#133
Wade
http://www.thebaglady.tv/2005/06/be_d.html
“be d-bags” means something completely different across the Pond.
(and there is a python version, lmao)
Nov 15, 2007 at 5:24 pm rating: 0
#134
Troy McClure
#38: Sorry Mitsu. I’ve been pretty busy with work the last few days—plus I wore myself out with Grosso & Hall. But I’m still waiting for an answer from you, anyway. What the heck is on your CD shelf?
#4, #39, #94: How will those students ever get to be matured with nuts, if the CA doesn’t get off their nuts & let them live?
#115: Fuck yes.
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:10 pm rating: 0
#135
Lindsay
the epitome of maturity, that’s for sure. lol
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:14 pm rating: 0
#136
WanderingPenguin
re: #142 – 1 MJF = 0.75 Jason Batemans? Are you freaking kidding me? Or is your math just weak? 1 MJF = probably 6 or 7 Jason Batemans. Erm… Jason Batemen?
And don’t even get me started on the late, great John Candy comparison.
There. I feel better.
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:23 pm rating: 0
#137
Canthz_B
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:37 pm rating: 0
#138
Writer, Rejected
The Blog Her ad on this site freaks me out. Anyone else? I always think it’s something I should sign up for because it’s cool and it’s on Terry’s site, and then I realize it’s just an ad. Has anyone checked it out? Should I look?
Nov 15, 2007 at 6:46 pm rating: 0
#139
Mishee
ummm…. Terry? As in of “Thank You” fame?
Nov 15, 2007 at 7:33 pm rating: 0
#140
Mishee
#130 & 131 Karen – That’s just what I do! Happy to be of service… you will find that I spend most of my time talking about or making references to the “Wacky Weed”
#132 & 133 CB – …that is until your mama caught ya!!
Nov 15, 2007 at 7:37 pm rating: 0
#141
Canthz_B
WP, your missive to Richard Jule was answered here, I think:
http://www.pumpkincutter.com/
Nov 15, 2007 at 7:46 pm rating: 0
#142
mamason
Ummm..
#123: What’s a speaech?
#128: What’s a carb? (seriously)
#149: Where’s Canadia?
Just playin’ catch-up.
Nov 15, 2007 at 8:16 pm rating: 0
#143
mamason
#162: Jason Bateman is a grossly underrated comedic genius!
Nov 15, 2007 at 8:27 pm rating: 0
#144
WanderingPenguin
re # 172 – which is why I valued him at 1/7 of MJF. That’s more than enough.
Nov 15, 2007 at 10:56 pm rating: 0
#145
Gwen
How does one “Dike off”, exactly?
Nov 16, 2007 at 12:13 am rating: 0
#146
unholyghost2003
mamason @ 171
1. A speaech is a speech that is written too fast
2. a carb is an air inlet valve on pot smoking devices
3. Canadia is a joking spelling of Canada, fairly common but popularized by the website Overheard in New York.
(see, only one was an actuall spelling error!
)
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:10 am rating: 0
#147
unholyghost2003
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/pages/canadia.html
here you are mamason!
Nov 16, 2007 at 11:40 am rating: 0
#148
amy
dike off
Nov 16, 2007 at 6:50 pm rating: 0
#149
chonny
Hahaha…macaroni necklaces and FREEEEEDOMMM!!!!
Nov 19, 2007 at 12:10 pm rating: 0
#150
Troy McClure
Uhg2k3, that’s pretty good. Apparently I’m in “Australa” too.
Nov 20, 2007 at 5:32 am rating: 0
#151
Canthz_B
Just read the “Canadia” link! Boy, you guys are prickly aren’t you?!
If someone persistently spelled “United States” as “Untied States” I would just have a laugh and move on, not feel COMPELLED to make a correction.
Is the need to be right a universal Canadian trait?
Just curious, bless your hearts!
Nov 20, 2007 at 8:16 am rating: 0
#152
Troy McClure
Damn! It just ate my post. I had a bunch of awesome anagrams for “united states of america”, such as
a softie’s macerated unit
US academies: a rotten fit
A runt’s emaciated softie
I ascertained toast fume
and so on. If you can smile reading those (which I’m sure you can) then I think you’re entitled to call Candania whatever you like!
Nov 20, 2007 at 8:49 am rating: 0
#153
Troy McClure
omg:
Aeronautics meted a fist
right that’s what I’m calling it from now on
Nov 20, 2007 at 8:52 am rating: 0
#154
Troy McClure
A sincere automated fist
But seriously I’ll stop now. I know how you people are with your patriotism!
Nov 20, 2007 at 8:53 am rating: 1
#155
Canthz_B
ROTFLMAO…All of those are true and humorous!
Nov 20, 2007 at 8:55 am rating: 0
#156
Canthz_B
Don’t worry Troy, we only pull together under our flag in a crisis. At all other times, this place is a free-for-all, all-you-can-eat buffet, and the Patriots are just a football team!
Nov 20, 2007 at 9:05 am rating: 1
#157
unholyghost2003
CB is right and between Spygate “unsportsman like running up of the score” and their QB’s baby momma even THOSE Patriots are not super popular right now (despite being 10-0) Slam on the USA all you want
Nov 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm rating: 0
#158
Canthz_B
We are so much more forgiving than “Canada-ians” ! LOL
Nov 20, 2007 at 1:10 pm rating: 0
#159
Bebo
Ok, so I’m late and not so relevant but seriously…is it always 1955 in Milwaukee? Get bent??
Nov 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm rating: 0
#160
Allison
i am a wisconsinite and i <3 ron paul! i miss him…
May 7, 2008 at 12:15 am rating: 0
#161
Anna
Holy Christ. This is from my college! I was reading the description, and thought, “Who else has CA’s and not RA’s? Oh, it’s from Milwaukee!”
That’s just …epic.
Dec 30, 2008 at 4:10 am rating: 0
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