Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss

November 20th, 2007 · 238 comments

Hannah saw this note on the window of a small toy store in downtown Sarasota, Florida. “They are really cool about it,” Hannah says,  ”but people still kiss the window.”

Note to whoever keeps leaving lip prints on our window: If you are in love with someone who works here, please let us know. We like love! You might be loved back. If you are random People who like blowing kisses at toys, please kiss a space below. Do not kiss on someone else's kiss, what you're doing is unsanitary enough as it is.

UPDATE: Jessica stopped by the same store recently (nearly two years later) and the sign is still up!

Note to whoever keeps leaving lip prints on our window: If you are in love with someone who works here, please let us know. We like love! You might be loved back. If you are random People who like blowing kisses at toys, please kiss a space below. Do not kiss on someone else's kiss, what you're doing is unsanitary enough as it is.

FILED UNDER: excessive underlining · Florida · irregular capitalization · Sarasota · that's unsanitary · WTF?


238 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Wade bang

    Oh, random

    I thought it said condom

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:07 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Wade bang

    When I looked at the sign at first, I thought the boxes were for employee photos, so the kisser could make their love public.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:09 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Canthz_B bang

    A glass pane fetish? And they say there is nothing new under the sun!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   GVI bang

    Ahhh, so that’s why that one dude was licking the window in Sydney.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Wade bang

    And how would blowing kisses at toys leave lip prints on the glass….

    ewwww

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    “Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss” implies that Florida is full of glass-kissers!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Wade bang

    If the point of a display window is to, um, display your merchandise, wouldn’t posting a gigantic sign about lip prints be more distracting than a stray lip print?

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:19 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   GVI bang

    Well we are talking about Florida.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Canthz_B bang

    “We like love, come on by to kiss our collective glass anytime!”

    –The Management

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:22 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Mishee bang

    Boxes along the bottom to kiss instead? I feel this is a trap! They could get the lip prints and then send them in to the CSI lab to be analyzed – just to discover that the lip prints are actually the store owner’s estranged, mental daughter who has been stalking him for years!!

    This does remind me of in high school, all of the mexican girls would put their brown lipstick on and then kiss the bathroom mirrors…

    I never really understood why they did that!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    Oh transparent plates,
    Of silicates,
    Heated to great temperature…
    I love you so,
    I can’t let go,
    You do tricks with my,
    Blood pressure!

    XXX

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:36 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Potbelly

    Aww, a rarity on here: a truly adorable, un-barbed note!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Andy bang

    Hmmm… this is an advanced version of the old grade-school “Do you like me? Check yes or no” note.

    That note just seems to be an invitation not just to kiss the glass, in my opinion.

    Also, what kind of toys? That might help explain things, if you get my drift.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:43 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Peggy Lu Who

    But were they delicious?

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   goose bang

    Glass-kissing condom people; have no souls

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   whOOt

    No one yet?

    okay I’ll say it:

    “The window pane was fucking delicious!”

    Oh and nigger, I forgot to say nigger.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Andy bang

    Oh, Peggy. Don’t tempt me. I’m trying to quit.

    However, they were scatologically scrumptious. Or something.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:55 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Licker

    that glass does look delicious!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:55 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    #1, there must be “condom people” as well otherwise more than lipstick would be deposited upon that window. :-D

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   GVI bang

    What do they have on those windows that make people kiss them? Is it like a salt lick or something?

    ps. #16, That was funny,but don’t overdo it.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 7:58 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    Perhaps the PANGods will edit or delete #16 please? I hate censorship…but there was no point in it! :-(

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:03 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Troy McClure bang

    Glass’s touch comes to mean so much
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Glass’s way, s’abandonner
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Lipstick stains please get rid of,
    And just tell us who you love
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Lips upon forbidden places
    Lingering in glass embraces

    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Glass kissin’ in the USA
    Glass kissin’ in the USA
    Glass kissin’
    Glass kissin’ in the USA
    Glass kissin’ in the USA

    Lips are in motion
    Blurring our sales promotion, blurring our sales promotion
    Toys are calling
    But weird shop-window toy lust is appalling, appalling

    Lips close, then blossom; why? Who knows?
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Lips wide; don’t these folks have pride?
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Kisses hard, kisses deep
    A kiss from some perverted creep
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Take your lover by the pane
    Speak in tongues (you are insane)
    Embrasser c’est malaisé
    Embrasser c’est malaisé

    Glass kissin’ in the USA
    Glass kissin’ in the USA
    Glass kissin’
    Glass kissin’ in the USA
    Glass kissin’ in the USA

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:04 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    NOT FUNNY…Even Sam J. did not say THAT!!!!!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   melanie

    I love this note!

    That is all.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   lola bang

    Anyone sense a little anal retentiveness leaking from this note?

    You can kiss the glass, but only here, here and here, and don’t kiss a square that’s already been kissed…

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:30 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   lola bang

    On second thought, maybe the shop owner moonlights for the CDC as “herpes warrior.”

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Kristin

    #16 was so not cool.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:32 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   melanie

    Maybe they just don’t want people suing them for having germ-ridden windows.

    “Well, you see, your Honour, I kissed the window, little knowing the last kisser had herpes. I contracted the virus, and it’s clearly the shop owners fault.”

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   lola bang

    Have you had your store front windows checked for herpes today? This has been a message from the Department of Homeland Security and Herpes Control.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:39 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Wade bang

    Uh!

    U don’t have 2 be random, babe, 2 turn me on
    I don’t need saliva, baby, from dusk till dawn
    U just need 2 smack a box 2 turn me up there
    U just leave it all up on glass, I’m gonna tell U what it’s all about

    CHORUS:
    U don’t have 2 love toys 2 be my girl
    U don’t have 2 leave drool 2 rule my world
    My passive-aggressive sign I’m more contemptuous with
    I don’t want your extra grime and your . . . . . kiss

    U got 2 not lick dirty, baby, if U wanna impress me
    U can’t be 2 flirty, mama, I know how 2 disgust me (Yeah)
    I just might want 2 love you back, maybe U could be mine
    U just select a box to smack, we might have a good time

    CHORUS

    Yes, oh
    I think I wanna windex, uh
    Gotta, gotta, oh
    Unsanitary complex
    Gotta, gotta, gotta

    Women, not pervs, rule my world, I said they rule my world
    Act your age, mama, don’t be random, then our tongues could do the twirl
    U don’t have 2 be so nasty 2 have an attitude, uh
    U just leave it all up 2 me, I hope your not a dude (Yeah)

    CHORUS:
    U don’t have 2 love toys 2 be my girl
    U don’t have 2 leave drool 2 rule my world
    My passive-aggressive sign I’m more contemptuous with
    I don’t want your extra grime and your . . . . . kiss

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:39 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   GVI bang

    And if you notice, the sign is on the inside of the store and not the outside.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:42 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Andy bang

    It’s “PAN Idol” night, eh? Yegads. :D

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   dawn bang

    Team Love!

    Nothing beats being stalked by some random, unsanitary weirdo while peddling toys for minimum wage.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 8:55 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Wade bang

    I wonder if they sprayed adhesive over the boxes?

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Canthz_B bang

    Dear window I wake up,
    I put on my make-up,
    To leave a little smear on you.

    I head right on downtown,
    Early to avoid a showdown,
    To plant a little kiss on you.

    Forever together I’ll make
    Sure that you shine.

    In any weather,
    Your smooth surface on my mind,
    Please return my love in kind.

    I plant a little kiss on you.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   morpho aurora bang

    but now the paper is in the way of blowing kisses to the objects of their affections – toys or employees

    #13 – i wondered too

    also
    http://www.kearneyhub.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=19015741&BRD=268&PAG=461&dept_id=577571&rfi=6

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   amazon

    Isn’t it more likely that lip prints on a toy store window are from little brats pressing their faces against the glass?

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Mishee bang

    Well, that is possible amazon – does this toy store in question carry Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifles!?!? With a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time????

    (It’s better than a football, that’s for sure!)

    A kid would definitely press his face against the glass for that, which in turn, would result in lip marks on the glass.

    Mystery solved, and we didn’t even need to call Encyclopedia Brown!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:31 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Troy McClure bang

    You must remember this:
    A kiss is still a kiss, a sign is just a sign.
    And now windex I must apply,
    You creepy guy.

    And when glass lovers woo,
    Some grimy smears accrue,
    On that you can rely.
    No matter what the weather brings,
    You creepy guy.

    Knowing right from wrong’s
    Never out of date,
    Window-fueled passion
    I recriminate.
    Window needs man,
    And man must have glass plate?
    Obscene, you can’t deny!

    If we were on the third storey,
    It wouldn’t be a worry,
    Your lips don’t reach that high.
    The weird will always lust for windows,
    You creepy guy.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:36 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   unholyghost2003 bang

    #30 DAMN IT WADE! I was going to do that!

    I can say I have never pressed my lips to a store front window. If it was a case of creepy stalker love for an employee 1. they should NOT encourage this, check for restraining orders 2. shouldn’t SOMEONE have noticed people pressing their lips to the glass if it is occuring during store hours? Get a sprinkler system and have it rain down infront of the window.

    (unholy does NOT like creepy obsessive love)

    Nov 20, 2007 at 9:56 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   WanderingPenguin bang

    Perhaps comment #16 can be removed for the greater good?

    Nov 20, 2007 at 10:04 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   whOOt

    don’t be haten’

    Nov 20, 2007 at 10:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   WanderingPenguin bang

    Ok, I am absolutely in awe, Troy. I knew that I knew the song you were “Yankovicing” in post #22 and stubborn pride refused to allow me to just go ahead and ask you about it. So I thought about all the songs I could remember that had “…in the USA” somewhere in the lyrics – and repeated, at that – and from deep in the recesses of my little mind came the memory of this obscure little Debby Harry song from the mid-80s. So off I went to google French Kissin’ In The USA and voila! Absolute genius.

    But wait, there’s more.

    If you go to this video on YouTube you won’t believe what happens at the 1:25 mark. How could you make it any better, Troy?

    It boggles the mind. :)

    Nov 20, 2007 at 10:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Wade bang

    sorry UHG2K3

    That sign just screamed Prince.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 11:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Troy McClure bang

    Well spotted WP. I must have seen that video before—the tune charted quited well in Aotearoa—so maybe subconsciously I knew. Or maybe I’m a tin-arse.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 11:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   super_fan#99

    What if the “lip” prints weren’t from mouth kisses? The herpes patrol would be out in full effect!

    Now THAT’S how you get pink eye.

    Nov 20, 2007 at 11:25 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Kristin

    WhOOT, it sounds like you’re the one that’s “haten”!

    Nov 20, 2007 at 11:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   whOOt

    Okay everyone, I’m sorry. I should have never used that word. I now it was inappropriate and really immature. I didn’t mean to offend anyone, I was just trying to be cool and use shock humour, but I guess I went too far and ended up offending some people. I can truthfully say that it was never my intention to strike a nerve with anyone, it was just a poor attempt at trying to be funny and maybe get a little attention. I should have been aware of the fact that the internet is open to everyone. It’s a public domain for to gather in and I have no right to make people feel uncomfortable in such a place. These comments here have really opened my eyes and I can now see that my behaviour was totally unacceptable. For that I am truely sorry and I promise I will be more careful about using the word “delicious”, not only on the internet, but also in everyday life. Together we can make the world a better place.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   lola bang

    #46: nice “Knocked Up” reference – a bunch of guys bare-ass farting on pillows for revenge. So disgusting!

    But bare-ass window farting should be an olympic sport. Just getting the pucker mark would take an inhuman amount of talent…

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   morpho aurora bang

    and now i really need that steel wool and bleach! :D thanks lola

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Canthz_B bang

    Sometimes it is not the “American” that is ugly, is it? :-(

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Potbelly

    Lol team whOOt. What can I say, it just feels right. Even if only to not be on Team Person-Who-Says-They-Hate-Censorship-Whilst-Requesting-It.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:13 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   Canthz_B bang

    What about being on Team Hates Ugly Racist Terms”?

    People of all shades have feelings you know.
    I don’t mind what you do in private, but this is a public place. If there had been even a modicum of humor visible I would stay mute, but it was just gratuitous usage of a word that can inflame passions. There was no need for it…and it saddens me that you need to be told that Potbelly.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:40 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   Canthz_B bang

    Perhaps outside of the USA you people toss the N-Word around like a soccer ball…but the term is not accepted here…I ask nicely that you please NOT use it here.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   whOOt

    …pawn to E5…

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Danielle

    My mom used to say that U respect yourself most, when you respect others best.

    Team Don’t say it

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   Canthz_B bang

    LOL…poor little whOOt is upset (s)he cannot get the fight that A.A Guy stirred up.

    The war has been fought, you missed it.
    Have a nice life.
    Luv ya :-D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   whOOt

    a reaction was all I needed ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Canthz_B bang

    You got a reaction, but not a rise out of me.
    I have every confidence that you will someday mature.
    Best of luck to you.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   whOOt

    And the best of luck to you in your endevours as well. Perhaps someday I’ll understand this mystical property certain words hold.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Canthz_B bang

    With maturity comes wisdom, I hope you only ever have to understand it intellectually, whOOt.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Potbelly

    Canthz, you call what you’re doing anything but a rise? You’re just defending and upholding the n-word’s power as some mythic super-symbol too sacred even to utter as an obvious joke on it’s very self.

    It’s just a word, like Nazi or cunt. And, although it matters not on this issue or most any, I am not white. However, even if I were, I would still be included in the “people of all shades” and I treasure the right to choose for myself what does and doesn’t hurt my feelings.

    Censorship sucks, it solves no problems and protects no one.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:43 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Canthz_B bang

    Fine by me Potbelly…you have no shade and no feelings (not that I implied that anyone was of any particular shade here).
    But insensitivity to and ignorance of history solves the problems of the present or of the future not.
    I am not angry, there is no rise.
    Carry on.
    Ignorance is bliss, and you are quite content.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Canthz_B bang

    Not that I actually believe you will learn anything Potbelly/whOOt, The debate would not be about your feelings anyway. I would be about the feelings of your fellow human being. Selfishness probably prevents you from understanding this concept.

    Be careful out there! :-D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   Potbelly

    I guess I am ignorant since I didn’t know that all smart people who know about history are offended by the word nigger.

    I also interpret crying for other people’s posts to be removed and tossing around insults as indicators of anger, but that’s just me.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Canthz_B bang

    Some smart people have had relatives lynched to the cry of ni**er.
    And I have posted no angry remarks,, so yes, that’s just you.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:30 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   Canthz_B bang

    Would you care to address the note as this site is designed for us to do?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   Canthz_B bang

    BTW Potbelly…you self-censor…see post #62.
    Good night, genius! LOL

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:44 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Potbelly

    Some may think it’s more offensive to use lynching imagery and name calling to support a lame argument than it is to type a word. I get the feeling that unlike me your ancestors were never on the receiving end of a lynching but of course who can say.

    You are overreacting, since the person didn’t even call anyone a “nigger” (happy now?) they simply typed the word, clearly just to see who would do what. Plus you can’t censor yourself. Censorship is by definition imposed.

    As for #67…classic irony-free P-A, well played.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Canthz_B bang

    If that glass was made using a coke furnace….Hmmmm?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:42 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Canthz_B bang

    You are overreacting because that is not what I said, please learn to both read and interpret. I said “Some smart people have had relatives…”, never said I was smart, and my family history I will let out in my time.
    Most would consider “genius” a compliment, unless of course one knows oneself not to be one.
    #67 is not irony…buy a dictionary… it was a plea that you use this site for its intended purpose.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   Canthz_B bang

    So…you have no self control? You must be controlled from outside by others because by definition…

    ROTFLMAO

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   Canthz_B bang

    An inability to self-censor is….Tourettes Syndrome perhaps? :-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Canthz_B bang

    Why four boxes? Have they had the FBI identify four distinct sets of lip prints? Are they anticipating more, thus the “Do not kiss on someone else’s kiss,…”?
    Curiouser and curiouser!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Canthz_B bang

    What is a “random person”? Someone who shows up for no discernible reason?
    Just to kiss my glass and wander away?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Paul

    Wow! That note is awesome. I love the passive aggressiveness just dripping off of it like it is drooling over the candy itself. Few can be so to the point while still making light of the situation like the author of that note. But hey, at least the person wasn’t hugging the window (ever had to clean off hand prints from windows?), consider yourself lucky that your admirers weren’t prudes.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:05 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   Quan

    all i can say is great site and funny note.
    some really dum ideas of race tho.
    some of you need sensitivity class.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Canthz_B bang

    #69 respectfully, I wonder just how well the “I just said it, I did not call you that” argument will work for you in a crowded space filled with people of colour?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:47 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   Erica C

    I presume that kids were kissing/licking the glass if it was a toystore. In that case, the store should just clean the window like every other business does. That’s the risk you take when you open yourself up to the public. It’s not like it’s somebody’s house.

    I really hate when businesses have passive aggressive signs all over them that push maintenance of the business onto the customer. “When you flush the toilet, be sure to jiggle the handle first to the left, then to the right, then hold down the handle for four seconds….” How about calling a plumber to fix the damn thing?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   Canthz_B bang

    I presume you know how high or low the markings may be, Erica?
    If low…children, if higher up…adults.
    Without this knowledge you are merely being presumptuous. :-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   HAT

    I know this has nothing to do with this post but I had to chime in and tell everyone about my passive-aggressive dog. Last night my husband and I were laying in bed talking. The dog normally gets feed around this same time, but we hadn’t gotten to it yet. Never once did the dog come in and bark or annoy us or anything. We just heard this noise coming from the kitchen. The dog was licking both of his empty bowls so hard that he was pushing them around the kitchen and banging them into things to (I’m assuming) get our attention. It started out quiet and then got louder until we came out to see what was going on. I couldn’t keep this to myself, but it was hardly a note to post. I am so proud of my passive aggressive doggie!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:39 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   unholyghost2003 bang

    GAH!
    Things we can all agree are bad
    racial slurs
    kissing glass
    leaving the oven on 450
    slamming doors
    eating your roommates bread (even if it is fucking delicious)
    poop anywhere that isn’t the toilet
    letting issues brought up and then put to rest several notes before get all stirred up again

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:15 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   Ozymandias bang

    Hey, way to go Hat’s dog. If there were doggie slurps on that window (they have a habit of lolling their tongues over surfaces humans would fear to touch, though obviously not in this case, and even though in the pic the note looks too high), you definitely would have been on topic.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   A.A guy

    Four boxes.Four directions?I’m going south.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   A.A guy

    This glass kissing doesn’t really extend to the northern regions.There would be a lot more than just lip marks stuck on the glass.Best warn the fetish tourists.

    Team “I triple dog dare you too”!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   zoe

    I love this sign.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:01 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   FunnyGal KAT

    How sad that in today’s society, even the free love is being regulated. Let the kissers kiss! If they’re tonguing random glass storefronts, do you really think they’re concerned about how sanitary they’re being?!?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   the sos

    i’m just excited that the note writer used “you’re” properly.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:34 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   Ricia

    we all must rememember a kiss is special no matter who it is from……but you can’t just leave them liying around for any one to take….

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   Ariadne bang

    Not only is the store regulating where people can kiss the glass, they are limiting it to 4 spaces! So they “like love”, but only in limited quantities. Also, why is there an “x” on the bottom left-hand corner of each box – is this like the “x” on a cheque (Cdn. spelling) telling you where to sign?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   Erin

    Words can’t hurt you.
    (Ideas hurt people. Only people give ideas to words. Stop validating the ideas and their power is removed.)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   Space Monkey bang

    Perhaps if they had some sort of electric fence window pane…? Problem solved- one down a million to go and you catch your culprit. One could even set him up in stocks and provide tomatoes for the common good.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:18 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   unholyghost2003 bang

    perhaps the “X” indicates used squares. At the time of this picture all of the squares have been used and there is no more available kissing space for that day.
    By limiting the kissing space it limits the area of the window that needs serious scrubbing each day.

    What I REALLY NEED to know is … was this effective? After this sign was posted did they get 13 year old girls running in confessing their love for Jonny the 17 year old stock boy? If the window kissers were random people who like blowing kisses at toys were the lip prints limited to the small area covered by the squares on the sign?

    I think I would be really creeped out if the sign actually worked.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:28 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   Reality bang

    If people keep kissing window and they are cool about it, as comment states above sign. Maybe it has become something like kissing The Blarney Stone in Ireland? Kiss Here and get the toy you wish for!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   mamason bang

    Please feel free to kiss my glass!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:43 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   unholyghost2003 bang

    Help! more posts please … otherwise my head will be stuck on Jonny (now 20y/o) who is ripped like Jesus from lifting boxes of toys all day. He works at the toys store for spending cash while he goes to college and so he can get a discount on awesome toys for his deaf little brother … Jonny is sweet like that.

    Where is this toy store? I’M going to start kissing the window!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   WanderingPenguin bang

    Dammit, AA Guy beat me to it on #85 – “Hey! What’s that stuck to the glass out there today? Is that a …. tongue?”

    Duh-duh-DUNNNNH.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:50 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   unholyghost2003 bang

    actually because glass is a very good insulator it is really hard to get your parts frozen to it. Your body heat stays in the area where you are touching the glass. The reason you can freeze any damp body part to metal is that the metal conducts your body heat away from the area you are touching.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:54 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   WanderingPenguin bang

    Yes, really hard but let me assure you, not impossible. Ever been to Edmonton in January? :)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   Helen Lovejoy

    Won’t someone please think about the children!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:08 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   unholyghost2003 bang

    WP can’t say I have.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   T-Bone

    At my second job (restaurant)- there’s a big glass window which I am required to keep smudge-free. One of the waiters likes to press his wrinkly greasy forehead against this glass when I’m seating guests. Turd.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   KarenLW

    I’m late getting in, but I think I’m all caught up.

    CB #73 – when I got to that post I thought “How Priceless !” – for what should have been the final word on the subject. Too bad others couldn’t let it drop. OK, done.

    Except…I’m willing to bet that if it had been “on topic”, it could have made WORD ! Again, too bad.

    Now I can’t get that “A Kiss is Just a Kiss” song out of my head !

    :)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:20 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   A.A guy

    One of my earliest memories is of one of the neighbourhood mothers marching across a frozen Sudbury field with a pot of hot water in her hands.She used the water to free her little genius and the empty pot to discourage any further experiments.(she was wearing a pink dressing gown,funny the things that you remember)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   GVI bang

    So I guess we kiss glass for the holidays now?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   A.A guy

    Note to store decorators…….No mistletoe on the plate glass windows!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:36 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   Wade bang

    #34 y’all. That’s how you would do it in Florida.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   Writer, Rejected

    It may be passive aggressive, but it sure is good-humored and affectionate. That’s kind of a twist on the normal kiss-my-ass PAN. I like Mamson’s kiss my glass comment. Funny.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   Space Monkey bang

    I’d piss on the glass, leave a note saying whoever kisses the window will be sorry, and at the end of the week announce the winners of the “I Deliberately Did What The Sign Said Not To Do” Award and tell’em what they won. Pissy lips. Congratulations.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:49 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   unholyghost2003 bang

    #104
    Know what is REALLY fun? Using your thumb to surreptitiously warm a small area of a metal pole. Then tell other children (who have not seen you warm part of the pole) that tongues DON’T actually freeze to metal poles. Prove this to them by sticking your tongue to the warmed portion of the pole. After they attempt to do the same run away.

    ah! the playground

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #111   A.A guy

    Northern Ontario mothers have to use hot water to detach their kids,do Florida mothers have to use spatulas ?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #112   A.A guy

    Uhg; I never thought about that one.I hope there aren’t any grade 4s reading this thread.It could be a long lisping winter for the grade 1 class.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #113   MobileDean

    That Nigger Argument was Fucking Delicious.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:11 pm   rating: -11  small thumbs up

     
  • #114   Wade bang

    AA guy

    Apparently there are

    :P

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:15 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #115   A.A guy

    I see your what you mean.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #116   Ariadne bang

    Wade – LOL! Holy timing batman…brilliant.

    I’m still just totally stunned by this whole note/thread. Why would anyone want to kiss a germy window? Are they wearing lipstick, or are their lips so dirty/greasy that they leave prints naturally? Why do the employees care??

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #117   alix

    I only got about halfway through the comments before I knew I had to say, Canthz B and Troy, your songs/poems *make my day*. I laughed out loud at “dear window I wake up….”. I can’t make any clever quips about the note that haven’t been made, you east coasters have the advantage in that. :)
    And *please* *please* can we let the n-word comments go? They are not particularly funny, and regardless of whether or not you are offended by them, its one of those loaded words, and you know someone is/will be offended by it so please, just stop! We all come here for a laugh, not to debate racial politics.
    WP: Is “for the greater good” a Harry Potter reference. ;) (I’ve now exposed myself as a giant dork)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:31 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #118   mamason bang

    W,R- I was trying to recover from the poor reviews when I read your comment. Now I can carry on. Thank You!
    SM- I’m totally PASHY! Pissy lips indeed!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #119   cre8tivewmn

    Probably these were lipstick (or maybe lip balm) prints. Those are very difficult to clean off.

    I love this note! Using the bottom of the note for kissing targets was a wonderful idea.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #120   Space Monkey bang

    Is that a pun, alix? Exposed, dork? ;-)

    The fact that you’ve exposed yourself is somewhat disturbing. Perhaps you could expose yourself in the store window. That might deter any would-be glass-kissers. Or maybe not.

    Mama- thank you, thank you, show your support. Vote for me!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 12:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #121   alix

    Space Monkey, haha! Oops, I wish I had been that clever, but alas, no. I dunno, it might not help stop the kissing, some people find me pretty sexy… however given that its a toy store, and not *that* kind of toy store, exposing myself would be pretty damn disturbing.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #122   Wade bang

    alix

    im just broken-hearted that my song didn’t make you day. guess i’ll try harder. maybe if i use snape as a lyric…

    :D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:07 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #123   WanderingPenguin bang

    uhg2k3 – don’t go there. Seriously. :) Edmonton, I mean.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #124   alix

    W: Hehe, I’m sorry! I thought your parody was clever, I just don’t know that song as well as I knew the “as time goes by” parody troy did, and CB’s song so I was especially entertained by theirs.
    I have been highly amused by your comments, and managing to work snape (or anyone else) into a parody based on a P.A. note would be brilliant!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #125   alix

    Oh, BTW Wandering Penguin, I thought the story of the starving children, care of India was so funny I told my boyfriend about it, and he joins me in my praise. He thought it was hilarious.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #126   unholyghost2003 bang

    WP I shall do my best to avoid it! Though from what I see on their City Website I don’t think there is much to draw me up there!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #127   Wade bang

    My day is made!

    My purpose established!

    :D

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  • #128   A.A guy

    We never piss on the sides of our cottages because porcupines like to chew the salt out of the wood.

    Do you think that SM was there previous to the sign being posted and those prints are actually porcupine kisses? Just wondering.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #129   WanderingPenguin bang

    alix, not a Potterism, no: “For the greater good” is a pretty common mantra in a lot of zombie movies (I think in the heat of pique a couple of days ago I may have said vampire movies – oh well) and was used to great effect in Hot Fuzz as well. Actually, that’s the movie I hear in my head when I repeat “for the greater goooood”…. but I digress.

    The recurring theme aspect of it at this point is this: a few threads back – the one with the food drive issues – Wade (I think?) posted something which contained the phrase “for the greater good”. I added a post which simply repeated that phrase and nothing more and that post was later deleted by The Higher-Ups. This pissed me off so I have decided t0 make “For The Greater Good” the new “Fucking Delicious”. So far, it hasn’t really taken. Feel free to help out!

    There’s more to the backstory, but I will leave it to you to dig it up on the previous threads. While you still can, that is. ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #129.1   Troy McClure bang

      I saw Hot Fuzz last night. Damn funny.

      Dec 10, 2007 at 6:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #130   WanderingPenguin bang

    Just a giant mall, uhg2k3, with a lot of kissable windows.

    See what I did there? I stayed on topic! W00t! (Note: I did not say “Wh00t”. I want to be clear about that.)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:40 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #131   WanderingPenguin bang

    Thanks, alix.

    Now, if I could just get you to write to my mom…. ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #132   Canthz_B bang

    Clarity established WP…for the greater good. ;-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #133   KarenLW

    That kissing sign was for the greater good !

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #134   KarenLW

    Hmmmm, WP….not sure about that one.

    :)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #135   Canthz_B bang

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=woot

    I may be the only one that did not know, but just in case…woot! ;-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 1:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #136   Ariadne bang

    Or perhaps the warning not to kiss other people’s unsanitary kisses is for the greater good?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #137   fussbudget bang

    i wish i lived in sarasota. i just made a “made in china” stamp out of a potato (easier than you might think). i’d love to go and stamp that window.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #138   GVI bang

    WP, For the greater good, thou must either kiss on someone else’s kiss stain or don the Unitard!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #139   anglophile bang

    I have nothing for this one. New note! New note!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #140   Wade bang

    oh, c’mon anglophile

    pucker up and give it a shot!

    :D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:19 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #141   A.A guy

    I’d like to live anywhere but a place that would cause me to make stamps out of potatoes in my spare time.You are doing that in your SPARE time,right?LOL!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #142   Space Monkey bang

    AAguy #128: What are you some kind of P.I.?
    :-D

    Alix #121: ‘Dork’ is a Yiddish vulgar term that used tobe used in, um, Yid…land..ia,-ahem, to refer to what you would use to pee on the glass, if you were male, of course. Much like ‘schmuck’. Exposed, dork, get it? That’s what I meant. ;-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #143   Life With Buck

    Kissing on someone else’s kiss sounds really invasive. In a fun and gross way.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:41 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #144   Canthz_B bang

    “You might be loved back”?

    What kinds of perverts work in this toy store? A glass presser (in his trench coat) is someone only a mother could love!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #145   GVI bang

    It’s like you got a kiss from them.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #146   ShagNBag

    Come on, people.

    143 comments, and no one suggested that this note needs a drawing of a penis on it???

    I’m very disappointed in you all.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #147   mamason bang

    # 25- “Anyone sense a little anal retentiveness leaking?”
    Come on guys! There’s a joke here somewhere. I’m too heavily medicated to come up with one. Help!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #148   D

    What are those four rectangles at the bottom for?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #149   PixelPerfect

    “We like love!” — I love it. It sort of goes with “can’t we all just get along?” (mighty appropriate today I think).

    ps. I’ve enjoyed today’s episode of PAN Idol. (very entertaining)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #150   Space Monkey bang

    I suppose it’s a bit of a-what’s the phrase? oxy moron, play on words?
    Retentiveness does, after all, imply to ‘retain’, i.e., retention wall, retaining water, yet it still leaks, from somewhere.
    Reminds me of that diet pill side effect: anal seepage.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #151   GVI bang

    Window Kissers is the name of my Pan Band.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #152   alix

    SM. Yes, I know what a dork really is, I just didn’t intend to use the pun. Also, I don’t have a dork to expose, I’ve got the lady parts instead. ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 2:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #153   Mishee bang

    Funny, G-man – I thought your PAN Band was named “Do Not Lick Pressurized Lumber”

    But maybe that’s Troy’s band…

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #154   WanderingPenguin bang

    Whereas I think the name of my band is going to have to be “Anal Retentiveness Leaking”.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #155   Mishee bang

    #146 – We don’t like penises drawn on notes where childern are around to see them…

    Remember to Think of the childern!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:02 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #156   Space Monkey bang

    I suppose it’s a bit of a-what’s the phrase? oxy moron, play on words?
    Retentiveness does, after all, imply to ‘retain’, i.e., retention wall, retaining water, yet it still leaks, from somewhere.
    Reminds me of that diet pill side effect: anal seepage.
    But that’s neither here nor there.
    However, I recommend they apply a generous layer of anal seepage on the glass, and then tell the contestants what they won.
    ….and that, folks, marries my post to the note making this comment relevant. Yesss!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #157   Space Monkey bang

    WTF??? Heisa ate half of my post, then spit it out whole.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #158   Canthz_B bang

    Heisa must be fed!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #159   wicked opinion

    Hey everybody! Remember me? I just came by to say that I am taking names and I have all my internet trolling buddies checking out all your IP’s so I can find you and give you all a mouth full of bloody lip prints for using the n-word again. I know that everyone is tired of talking about this but I can’t help myself and besides the internet is a free country! Now I have to go and spend the rest of my afternoon at work chatting with the other mommies and laughing at my cleverness. I rule! Stamped it! My mom can beat up your mom!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #160   mamason bang

    SM- #142 & 156- ROTFLMAO while PASHY!!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #161   Canthz_B bang

    I’ll bet all glass-kissers went to band camp and are now website Trolls filled with angst over not being included in all the reindeer games!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #162   mamason bang

    WP- Will your opening act be “Uncontrollable Oily Discharge” ?
    Hmm… UOD. I bet that would stop a lot of window kissing if you paired it with Olympic Bare-ass Window Farting.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #163   redneck

    so that’s why that one dude was licking the window in Sydney.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:24 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #164   Canthz_B bang

    FTR #159 was NOT there when I posted #161.

    But it will do nonetheless.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #165   unholyghost2003 bang

    CB I don’t even have words for how much you rock.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #166   GVI bang

    Ignore it and it will go away. Unlike those kisses on the window.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #167   unholyghost2003 bang

    Window kissing … why even bother spreading human waste on the window? Would that stop people? I mean birds and lizards and what not are pissing and shitting on the window and STILL folks are pressing their mouths to it.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #168   GVI bang

    Let’s just hope that the store is in a mall or something.

    Poof! Gone..Thank You Terry/ Heisa

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:47 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #169   deirdre

    I was at a coffeehouse once at the Jersey shore sitting inside — all was well, pastry was in hand, coffee was being guzzled — until suddenly a parunt came along with two rugrats. A boy with glasses and a girl, about four years old — both of them, I mean.

    Anyway, as if unified via telepathy, the two childrun in unision stopped, pressed their snotty little noses against the glass front door, and looked in. It was like a perfect surreal moment out of a Tim Burton movie or something.

    It only lasted a moment, before the parunt moved them along, but afterward there were perfect snot nose prints on the glass front door.

    Can you imagine what would have happened if toys had been inside the building? The kids would probably still be stuck to the front door’s glass, their snot having formed the perfect face adhesive.

    I’m just sayin’.

    It was probably rugrats.

    D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 3:54 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #170   Mishee bang

    #162 – mama – you can control it with Daddy’s panties.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #171   unholyghost2003 bang

    eww Mishee …. isn’t that where you get your tuna?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #172   mamason bang

    D- you’re probably right. It couldn’t have been parunts, musta been the childrun.
    Has anyone ever seen a childrun? They’re pretty darn quick!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #173   yimbug bang

    You guys make my day. I’m no where near funny enought to post here but LOVE reading!!!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #174   mamason bang

    Mishee & UHG- :-) IAPCYSFF (I almost peed cuz you’re so fuckin’ funny)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #175   A.A guy

    Deirdre; are you sure that you weren’t in Midwich?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #176   Canthz_B bang

    “Word!” goes to Erica C…..Congratulations! :-D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #177   callum

    dicks leave notes

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #178   Wade bang

    don’t worry about it, yimbug, take the plunge!

    Your first post is funnier that some other, er, opinions, that have been shared.

    :D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #179   Canthz_B bang

    “Par-” erm “Chil-”…oh never freaking mind. :-(

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #180   A.A guy

    I thought that the kids’ mom
    and dad were just really short.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #181   unholyghost2003 bang

    Amidst all the drama I TOTALLY missed Erica’s comment good for Erica C!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #182   Canthz_B bang

    Come on in yimbug…the water’s fine!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #183   Space Monkey bang

    yimbug, just play nice until we’ve learned your humor and you’ve established your personality. That way we can avoid misunderstandings and still have fun.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #184   mamason bang

    A.A g- IAPCYSFF while PASHY!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 4:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #185   GVI bang

    Who guzzles coffee?? That’s almost as bad as kissing windows.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #186   mamason bang

    GVI- I agree. Coffee is to guzzling as windows are to kissing.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #187   Canthz_B bang

    I’ll wager that if ‘runts guzzle coffee they just may kiss windows! :-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #188   GVI bang

    Pumped full of espresso, and happy with their new puppy, so they decide to kiss windows.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #189   Canthz_B bang

    As an active member of WLA (Window Lovers Anonymous) I would just like to say that there is help for you.
    Just adhere to our twelve-step, glass-encased, program. :-)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 5:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #190   mamason bang

    Why do they all kiss my window?
    I’m hoping these urges will pass.
    I’m going through waaay too much Windex
    And it’s really a pane in the glass.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #191   Canthz_B bang

    Anyone remember the “Just kill yourself note”?
    That was for the greater good! LOL

    Window lickers, and some other types, have no reason to live. (to paraphrase Randy Newman).

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #192   A.A guy

    Don’t worry about the windows that you licked yesterday,or the windows that you may lick tomorrow.Just stop licking widows one day at a time.Have a great 24(windex-free)hours.
    We will now close with the serenity prayer.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 6:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #193   Troy McClure bang

    #111: A semicolon! Didn’t you learn anything at CMU?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #194   Olrun bang

    I think all window cleaners should from now on be hazmat certified and CDC should inspect the cleanliness of all store front windows due to the now prevailing risk of contracting diseases from people with a window fetish.

    And on another note, Why would anyone post an insulting word in a public sight and not expect someone to be offended. That is just plain stupidity if you ask me.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #195   whOOt

    You know what else is just plain stupidity? Not being able to read.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #196   Olrun bang

    whOOt, if you did only write that to see what reaction you would get, you should have already known what reaction it would get before you posted it. The reaction was inevitable.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #197   whOOt

    Oh, good you can read. I was worried for you for a minute there.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #198   whOOt

    And while I’m at it I’ll take the liberty of ending the discussion.

    Everyone’s Right and Everyone’s Wrong, and we all lived happily ever after.

    THE END

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #199   Olrun bang

    You missunderstood me whOOt. You wanted to see what reaction you would get. By not anticipating the offence that was taken to the comment, or ignoring the possible reaction to it, you imply that you expected otherwise, hindering your expectation of offending someone, either that or you simply don’t care that you would, which also seams ignorant and childish.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #200   Olrun bang

    You’re right, arguing with ignorant and childish people who freely throw around names and insults just to get off isn’t really that fufilling to me. End of conversation granted. :)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #201   whOOt

    It wasn’t a request you fat fuck.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #202   Olrun bang

    I guess your goats been got. How’s it feel ?
    :) .

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #203   Erica C

    I can’t believe I’m the “Word!” of the day!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #204   Wade bang

    Way to go, Erica C!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #205   whOOt

    Actually, I think we already established that I’m the immature one, so I really have free range when it comes to acting emotional and childish. That being said I find it humourous that you’re still trying to act better than me when you couldn’t resist adding your two cents after I had made a legitimate bid for “peace” or “truce”. So really it doesn’t matter for me, but I’m sure the other people on this site would appreciate it if you dumbasses would stop giving me the attention I so desperately crave.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:10 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #206   A.A guy

    #111;You have to sit in the box alone;you feel shame.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #207   Troy McClure bang

    AA guy, I made the same damned mistake in #6 on the drink stealing thread. Room in the box for me?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:33 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #208   Doug Keaachie

    What a wonderful opportunity for a photo cartoon. Get a good clear shot of the wrinkles, use pepper or flour to bring them out. Print it out on the top half of a piece of paper. Then draw a caracture of him, and start posting them in the men’s room stall. Leave papers with just the wrinkles for others to make their own charactures, darn I can’t spell that word.

    What with the writer’s strike, this site is the best source of humor around, maybe even when there’s no strike too. Drugs, Buffers, and Strangers…wonderful!

    “At my second job (restaurant)- there’s a big glass window which I am required to keep smudge-free. One of the waiters likes to press his wrinkly greasy forehead against this glass when I’m seating guests.”

    Nov 22, 2007 at 2:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #209   Ozymandias bang

    CB and AA Guy: #191 and #192 reminded me of an Aphex Twin song called “Window Licker”. Apparently it’s not a very pretty term in France or in the U.K. The filmclip’s pretty disturbing, too.

    RE: semi-colons; who teaches them any more, anyway? :-) And if E. Annie Proulx, Cormac McCarthy, archie and mehitabel, e. e. cummings, et al. can get away with perverting the path of punctuation, can’t I, too?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #210   Troy McClure bang

    Could the rating options be “[+|-|?]” ?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #211   Troy McClure bang

    Um, sorry, this comment is basically clutter—I just wanted to clarify that 210 was in response to 208, not 209. But no offense, Doug, I’m sure someone knows what you mean. (It just might be nice to have statistics on that!)

    Nov 22, 2007 at 7:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #212   Ozymandias bang

    Hey, Troy – thanks for the clarification. I think Doug’s post was in response to T-Bone’s #102 post (but you knew that?). I can almost vizualize it…and am half way to comprehending it (the post).

    Nov 22, 2007 at 8:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #213   Troy McClure bang

    Okay, sorry, I was just being dumb. I get it now. I suppose I was confused by the quotation coming after the caricature suggestion, with an unrelated paragraph in between. But that shows how easily confused I am, more than anything else.

    But I still think the ‘?’ would be fun!

    Nov 22, 2007 at 8:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #214   Whimspiration

    But what if somebody wants their kiss kissed?

    *smoochies*

    That is hilarious!

    Nov 22, 2007 at 3:09 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #215   Olrun bang

    Something about 8 in Stuttgart…..and you have a camera in your telephone that says “don’t kiss on someone elses kiss” ?
    I’m just guessing, I don’t realy know German that well.

    Nov 25, 2007 at 1:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #216   BGASDF

    NIGGER KIKE JEW WOP FAGGOT SPIC

    Nov 28, 2007 at 6:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #217   Mishee bang

    Wow. Really Olrun, a camera and telephone? Stuttgart? How did you ever get that out of that sentence?!?! You must be bisexual!… ooops, I mean lingual! Bi-lingual! (yeah, right…)

    LMAO

    Nov 28, 2007 at 6:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #218   Canthz_B bang

    I think the local Windex distributor is responsible, sales have been low and there is a mortgage to be paid! LOL

    Nov 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #219   miser

    I had a cousin who was a glass kisser…

    Nov 28, 2007 at 6:21 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #220   miser

    He was a real pane!! :-)

    Nov 28, 2007 at 6:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #221   Joel

    I saw something like this before: a high school where teen-aged girls were trying lipstick and kissing the mirror in the girl’s washroom. The principal became tired of this, and called the girls in question to a meeting in the washroom, -along with a janitorial custodian, and the principal explained how rude & unsanitary this was, and that it caused the janitor extra work which he now had to clean.
    So, the janitor, right in front of the girls watching in horror, dipped his squeegie into the toilet and swirled it around, and withdrew it and began scrubbing the mirror squeaky-clean!

    Needless to say, there were NO more lipstick marks on the mirror thereafter!

    Nov 29, 2007 at 8:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #222   d

    WTB RULE 34

    Dec 1, 2007 at 4:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #223   d

    THE ONLY COMMENTS THAT ARE GOOD ARE MINE, FUCK YOU STUPID ASS HOG SHITS.

    Dec 1, 2007 at 4:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #224   syntribune

    glass kisser… ass kisser what’s the difference. There does seem to be quite a difference between “d” and “stupid ass hog shits”. I’m proud to be a part of that group.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #225   Olrun bang

    Wow.
    The comment in #216 wasn’t ment to piss anyone off, I was mostly just wondering why someone would type a post in German when it’s obvious that not to much of it would be understood.
    I see no need for the comment’s in post #217, that’s just un called for and rude.
    And how does Mishee get bisexual ????
    Didn’t know I did anything to offend you Mishee, or anyone for that matter. (accept whOOt)
    Shit……

    Dec 2, 2007 at 9:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #226   Mishee bang

    Wow Olrun – I was just making a “word joke” – no need to get offended. Your choice of lifestyle is completely up to you!! :D

    Dec 3, 2007 at 1:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #226.1   Olrun bang

      I’m over it…..I can see the word relation you made the joke on, it just struck me wrong at first is all, but like I said, I’m over it.
      It’s all cool.
      8)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #227   notnative

    I can’t believe I’m behind on reading my Passive Aggressive Notes! I walk past this sign most mornings and the photo didn’t come out on my cameraphone. I’m so glad someone else sent it in!

    And it’s been up for at least a month with no kisses that I’ve seen.

    Dec 5, 2007 at 6:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #228   jason

    hahahhaaaa prolly a pedo who likes to blow kisses at toys

    Dec 9, 2007 at 5:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #229   tiffany

    this…is hilarious. OH MY GOD.

    Jan 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #230   Mike Paanaha

    i used shoot my losd on the glass at work where all the people open the door, what a laugh when they look at their hand and wipe it on their cloths

    Jan 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #231   Tech Guy

    Wade failed Huked On Foniks.

    Nov 27, 2008 at 10:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #231.1   anglophile bang

      Hey Tech Guy! Could you please gigglebrax your comments (that is, click the link titled reply to this comment under the comment you are referring to)? This makes it easier to know what you are talking about. If you mean the song parody Wade posted in the style of Prince, maybe you should acquaint yourself a little with some of Prince’s lyrics.

      Thanks, and have a happy Turkey Day! :)

      Nov 27, 2008 at 12:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #232   .

    These girls would always kiss the bathroom mirrors at my old school. When they found out who it was the janitor made them spend the afternoon with him cleaning the bathrooms.
    He showed the girls how he would clean the mirrors.
    He went to the toilet, stuck his sponge in the water, walked to the mirror and washed it with the sponge.
    Then it was their turn.

    They didn’t kiss the mirror again after that.

    Feb 5, 2009 at 11:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #233   he’s just not that into unicorns

    [...] do not kiss on someone else’s kiss extra credit: the legend of casey™ and [...]

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  • #234   My Amazing Weight Loss Story

    Great post! Just wanted to let you know you have a new subscriber- me!

    Apr 28, 2009 at 10:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #235   Brittany

    Never mind…

    Jul 30, 2009 at 8:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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