“If it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books”

November 21st, 2007 · 117 comments

Reading in the bathroom is one thing…but kicking back with a purloined Snapple? Tbat’s one step too far for this food service establishment, as spotted by Jenny in Washington, D.C.

*Attention Customers* Recently we have experienced customers stealing drinks and consuming them in our bathroom. We kindly ask that you stop this as we do not tolerate stealers in our store. If this continues to proceed, right course of action will be taken to stop this violation immediately. Thank you.

You gotta love that passive voice! Any kindly guesses re: the crossed-out word?

FILED UNDER: "customer service" · bathroom · high on highlighter · not-so-veiled threats · passive voice · restaurant · stealing


117 responses so far ↓

  • #1   WanderingPenguin bang

    If they don’t like the Steelers there, they must be Cowboys fans or something.

    What’s that? Oh. Never mind. :)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:49 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   jasmine

      The steelers SUCK!!!!
      GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!!

      Nov 4, 2009 at 5:46 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   lola bang

    As opposed to the many businesses that love stealers? :D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:52 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   WanderingPenguin bang

    I think that word might be “staff”. Then they realized that they would be encouraging people to take their drinks to the public bathroom instead. And everyone knows the public bathroom in any food service establishment is for sex.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:52 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Geezer

      The word missing is “shit” as if someone started to write “shitter” and then thought that might be a little harsh for a public sign, bless

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:29 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   lola bang

    Can’t help but point out the “continues to proceed” portion of this gem… seems a little redundant and possibly repetitive

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:54 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   anglophile bang

    Wow. I think this is possibly the most futile P/A note ever.

    I am sure Little Miss Doesn’t Know The Word Thief imagines she is calling out the “stealers”, and that they will read the note and be overcome with remorse and never steal again, perhaps even anonymously leaving the money in the tip jar. In reality, she is alienating her honest customers and giving the not-so-ethical the tipoff that they haven’t done anything to actually prevent the theft. It’s a thing of beauty.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 7:59 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Troy McClure bang

    Your actions are somewhat suspicious,
    Criminal and injudicious.
    The drink that you took
    Has made you a crook,
    I hope it was fucking delicious.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm   rating: 43  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Geezer

      And people lambast you Troy, this is a work of genius, genius I say….

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   "Detective" Julie

    I believe it said “store”, then they decided to get more . . . specific.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   anglophile bang

    This really meshes well with Erica C’s comment on the previous thread. They can’t be bothered to run their own loss protection, so they’re foisting it off on the customers themselves. Be sure to jiggle the handle after you use the bathroom to drink your stolen beverage!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Troy McClure bang

    Lola, you beat me to it. It’s so misguidedly verbose, but that phrase is the rotten core of it.

    And what was I thinking; now I have to wear my own damned unitard!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, if they call a thief a “stealer” I guess it only makes sense that they call a food service establishment a “store”. Good call, Julie.

    Not changing my opinion of public bathrooms, though. ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, of course the experienced customers were the ones stealing drinks in the bathroom. The rookie customers probably were suckered into paying for their refreshments. They’ll learn.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    Was that almost “Shit room”?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:10 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   GVI bang

    How hard was the note writer pressing on that damn marker, the thing seems to be squished into a big black smudge by the end.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   BoggyWoggy

    I think it wasn’t “staff” bathroom, Wandering Penguin…I think the gal was going to write “store” room.

    NOBODY GOES INTO THE BATHROOM TO “DRINK” SODAS! THEY USE THEM TO MAKE THE TOILET FLUSH!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   morpho aurora bang

    that just made my head hurt (or maybe it’s the booze)
    the pink hi-lighter is a nice touch
    #3 – WP eww you are a deviant bird! ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Wade bang

    As an experienced customer in DC, this is one of the reasons I love this city.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    Mr. Bush says, “Stealers are evill doers, if this continues to proceed I will continue to be redundant”

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   mamason bang

    Troy- that limerick was fucking delicious!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Mishee bang

    If I saw this in a store, I would draw penises all over it with pink pen.

    But that’s just me…

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Wade bang

    btw – the phrasing in the last sentence tells you immediately that the “eating establishment” is in DC.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:16 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Olrun bang

    Put a ban on all drinks and install cameras in the bathrooms, there ya’ go. (It’s a solution)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   anglophile bang

    If it continues to proceed, they’re going to take right action. You know, immediately. Or something.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   mamason bang

    This message has been brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:25 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Wade bang

    I agree with detective julie

    definitely store

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Troy McClure bang

    Mamason, did they also audit the American Dodgeball Association of America?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   mamason bang

    “The right course of action”, as opposed to the wrong course of action, because that would be stupid?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   dee

    EAT, DRINK ,STEAL ,BE HAPPY!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   mamason bang

    :-D

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   mamason bang

    who would consume any food or drink in a public restroom anyway? ewwww!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Olrun bang

    Further more who calls a thief ( “stealers” ) a customer in the first place? And how is it they know that the person stealing the drink is the same person who is consuming them in the bathroom ? Maybe there are two seperate offenders here (if haveing a drink in the bathroom is an offence) And if not, if they know that the person stealing the drink is the same person consuming it in the bathroom, how is it that they don’t know who the person is than ?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   mamason bang

    Maybe it was Sen. Craig… hmmm

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Zsa bang

    Wade #20- the phrasing of “Thank you” identified this as a DC “eating establishment”? You are good!! ;)

    Nov 21, 2007 at 8:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   Troy McClure bang

    I agree Zsa. Maybe if Wade ever decides he really does need a pseudonym, he should call himself Henry Higgins.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Wade bang

    Ha!

    OK, OK. Penultimate sentence!

    :P

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   GVI bang

    What’s that after Stealing Drinks, is that an ”I” or the ”&” sign?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Andy bang

    I think it’s an attempt at an ampersand.

    I love that this is so passive — never mind that stealing drinks is petty theft, but it’s just not good manners.

    I’m sorry, but that’s just gross. If this is a fast-food establishment, sometimes they’re so nasty that taking a shit actually brightens the place up! That’s exactly the place I’d like to enjoy my pilfered pop.

    Then again, stolen sweets are sweeter. Whatever.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 9:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Wade bang

    Um, what store in DC sells drinks and has a public restroom?

    That would be a handy piece of information.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Olrun bang

    Maybe a grocery store does.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Olrun bang

    Or a Minni Mart store.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Canthz_B bang

    Must be one messy restaurant that they require a bathroom. Wouldn’t a lavatory normally meet the need?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Wade bang

    more likely door number 2, Olrun.

    and anyone that could drink a soda in a minimart restroom deserves a medal.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   cre8tivewmn bang

    The word is store, I think, but the last letter looks like an r or unfinished e. Maybe they were going to say storeroom but were corrected? The mark is a lazy ampersand, the one that looks like a backwards 3 with a line through it. It doesn’t appear on a typewriter though.

    Another odd thing: restaurants and stores usually refer to it as a restroom.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   Geezer

      Methinks the “stealer” is a member of staff but the sign writer didn’t want to tip them off that he/she knew this, and so they changed the sign to read bathroom in a (probably) vain attempt to conceal their suspicions

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   Canthz_B bang

    Who showed up to shop for “Attention”?
    Are those the ones who are the primary stealers of drinks?

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   cre8tivewmn bang

    Minimart makes lots of sense. You can pick up drinks and go into the restroom without being noticed.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:36 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   anglophile bang

    As evidenced by the flowery door-slamming note of a few days ago, that damn ampersand is really hard to draw!

    CB, if they sold attention in stores, the drug companies would go broke from the tanking sales of Ritalin and such.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:39 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Wade bang

    If I were the day manager, I would check on the night staff (cook?) before accusing customers.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 10:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   unholyghost2003 bang

    Wade, it is the cook, he is also smoking in there.

    CB my first thought is that they started to write “shitter” but then stoped, since this is a polite place of buisness.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Olrun bang

    I guess I could have typed AM/PM to avoid spelling errors but minimart is good enough, thanks. I really wasn’t sure how that was spelled seeing as most minimarts around aren’t titled ‘minimart’.
    Sure enough I do agree that if one is willing to go to the bathroom in a minimart store they do deserve a medal, even the stolen drink if I may say so.

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   goose

    Clearly the crossed-out word was ‘shitter’.

    Consume not, our unpaid-for beverages, in the shitter!

    Nov 21, 2007 at 11:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   GVI bang

    Do they have showers in there and stuff, I wonder why they call it a Bathroom and not a Restroom?

    Is that an American thing?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   unholyghost2003 bang

    G very American .. do you understand the humiliation when you ask for a Salle d’Bane vs LeToilet? the laughing is much.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Writer, Rejected

    Mamason: Sen. Craig would be a stealer, but of the toe-tapping-hypocrite-gay-hating-bathroom-handjob-seeking-lying about it variety. That would be a whole separate note, right?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:27 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   GVI bang

    Maybe they got thirsty after their showers.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   SHARKFAN bang

    What exactly is the right course of action? I think I want to steal a drink and consume it in their bathroom, just so I can find out.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:45 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   GVI bang

    The right course of action will be to make you pay the $1.50 and then call security to escort you off the premises.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   goose

    Why call security? Don’t all American shitters bathrooms have an ‘attendant’? He can see them to the door!

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   SHARKFAN bang

    Maybe the attendant is the drink stealer.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Robin Claire

    HAHAHA.
    how classy!
    I don’t think I would want a free drink if I had to consume it in a gross bathroom…

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Juliet bang

    I don’t know what is up with this rating system… however I still have to say that Troy’s #6 comment was PASHY! Now that was a fucking delicious comment!

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   GezD bang

    I don’t understand. How are the thiefers thiefing the drinks? How do that get them to the toilet without staff seeing?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 2:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   S.S.

    Are people really that poor that they would rather down a drink in a public bathroom than pay $1-2 dollars for it?

    Sheesh, people.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 2:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   LJ

    HAHAHA @ ‘stealers’

    She tried to sound all professional but the word ‘theives’ never came to mind eh?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 4:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Ozymandias bang

    #13, GVI, the note is smudgy due to the fact that the notewriter, whilst drinking contraband with an experienced customer in the bathroom, penned this tautological gem in the hope of implicating others.

    The basin she was using as a substitute desk was wet and, as such, blurred the final words she had on the subject. As for the blurring of meaning. . .she alone is responsible.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 7:21 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   WanderingPenguin bang

    Nor did the word “thieves”. ;)

    Nov 22, 2007 at 9:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #64.1   Geezer

      Ooooooh, get you !!!!

      Pedantic Penguin ????

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #65   lola bang

    With further review, I believe this woman is training to be a lawyer.

    All of that “right course of action” talk could’ve been summed up in “Quit stealing our drinks or I’ll sick my Heisa monster on you.”

    Nov 22, 2007 at 10:51 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Huh?

    Wow, post # 6:

    Wow!! That haiku-ish/sorta-sonnet/ poetic wordthingie was awesome. The best work he/she/they have posted so far.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #66.1   Geezer

      FYI, it’s a Limerick

      Jun 25, 2008 at 5:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #67   Wade bang

    If it is a minimart, be glad it was a stolen drink they took into the bathroom, instead of something, er, “random”.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 12:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   A.A guy

    Why steal a drink to bring to the washroom? Toilet
    water is both thirst quenching ,and on occasion, a rich source of protein.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:24 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Zsa

    BLECH~ line—- crossed— NASTY
    but very entertaining ;)
    Now go eat some real protein

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   A.A guy

    Please don’t leave me straight lines like that.They only lead to me staring forlornly at the preview button.

    Team “I’m not touching that nuh uh”.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 1:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Peter Myers

    I wonder how many times you have to shop there to become an “experienced customer”.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 2:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   Canthz_B bang

    “By right course of action we mean that the large man who stocks our 100lb. bags of potatoes in the back each day will pummel you with right crosses.
    Enjoy your meal, please don’t steal.

    –The Management

    Nov 22, 2007 at 4:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   callum

    the crossed out word is “store”.

    r u experienced (customers)?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Juliet bang

    So two people disliked my earlier comment enough to rate it negatively? Sorry I disappointed you both. Just so you know, there is a 3% chance I will ever give anyone here a negative rating. If I don’t like your post, I’ll just scroll past it.

    No seriously, what is up with this rating system?
    What happened to if others didn’t like your post, TFB?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:24 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Juliet bang

    I mean, I was giving Troy positive feedback. I don’t get it.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Juliet bang

    Someone on here put a smiley-face as a comment, which apparently incurred the wrath of at least 2 people.
    A smiley-face seems pretty innocuous to me, but I guess it takes all kinds to make the world go around.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 6:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   ghosltly 1

    You guys are all so funny! Almost everything here makes me laugh out loud. I wish I could do it like you.
    Too bad some spoilsport is rating everything negative. I give you ALL ten positives!!
    Is Troy married?

    Nov 22, 2007 at 7:30 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   WanderingPenguin bang

    Personally, I don’t think there’s anything more truly P/A than putting a +/- anonymous rating system on this site. I can’t believe anyone is taking it that seriously, though. And I certainly can’t believe complaining about your rating was rewarded with positive votes! In fact, I’m surprised you didn’t end up with a negative 10. ;)

    Perhaps the original rating was for the overuse of the “fucking delicious” phrase? I’m just guessing here… I didn’t rate it at all. Yet. :D

    Nov 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   A.A guy

    Hmmmm; Is someone out there from money? If the “rating system” seems unfair maybe Daddy could take care of it.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 10:28 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   whOOt

    Yeah guys come on, I mean if you don’t like a comment that’s just too fucking bad. There’s no reason to go all ape shit and give it a negative rating. Just don’t read it. ;) Sewiously Guys

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Wade bang

    OK, how the hell did AA guy get away with a double post, when WordPress won’t let me post the same smiley twice, no matter how much time has passed since the first time?

    :P

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   whOOt

    :)

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   whOOt

    :)

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   A.A guy

    Damn it ,I don’t know how to get smileys!I also have no idea how I double posted.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   whOOt

    #81 – comma “unfair,maybe”
    #82 – no comma “unfair maybe”

    ergo, technically not a double post

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   Wade bang

    yeah, i just saw that too. tricksy, AA, tricksy.

    Nov 22, 2007 at 11:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Troy McClure bang

    whOOt, congratulations on your recent inoffensive posts. I believe in growth & redemption. :-)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   whOOt

    I must be losing my touch

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   RedHeather

    Troy, we need an I-C-E-H-O-U-S-E, L-I-Q-U-O-R-S-T-O-R-E, and a D-A-M-N-T-A-S-T-Y. Thank You for your support! REALLY!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 2:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   RedHeather

    For the record: That “Fucking Delicious” was Damn Tasty! I’m off googling that damn tasty DOTC with my Hot Fucking Oven! So bring on the FIRE squad!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 2:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   RedHeather

    oh yeah. WP – wOOt!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 3:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   Canthz_B bang

    We are tired of folks stealing drinks.
    We have posted this sign,
    Despite what anyone thinks.
    No need for
    Command of fine grammar,
    We say this clearly,
    With no stutter or stammer,
    Purloined drinks in our restrooms,
    Just cannot be condoned.
    If we catch you in the act,
    Our course of action:
    To death you’ll be stoned!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 4:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   A.A guy

    Tee Hee Cee Bee!

    P.S. All I said was,” this piece of halibut was fit for Jehova”

    Nov 23, 2007 at 7:33 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   WanderingPenguin bang

    Worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah….

    Nov 23, 2007 at 4:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   Olrun bang

    The idea here seams to be several incriments of contredicting beliefs and idea’s compiled into one idea scrunched all together in an attempt to make sence here .
    Ummm, I’m a little drunk, but I think you forgot your bipolar med’s…but than again I’m drunk right now and didn’t know a blog could be that long.
    To bed I go.
    Carry on…

    Nov 24, 2007 at 2:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   Tenbatsu bang

    Olrun, I cannot believe you read it all – but if you are drunk, maybe you managed! I wonder if the W Baptist C has dropped in?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 2:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   Troy McClure bang

    Red Heather, if I understand you rightly, you want DAMN TASTY to stand for something? Presumably TASTY must denote Thoroughly Amused, So Thank You. DAMN, of course, simply stands for Dumb Acronym Meaning Nothing, so you can bandy that about willy-nilly.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 3:48 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   anglophile bang

    Oh, I’m kinda hoping the PAN god leaves that one. It’s just an impressive amount of typing. And if only we could hear the .wav files!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 9:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   WanderingPenguin bang

    Um. Another post eaten by the heisa monster? Or am I missing something altogether?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 12:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   Jamie

    Im sure the crossed out word is ‘Store’

    Nov 24, 2007 at 3:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   Olrun bang

    Okay that post is gone now, either that or I was really really drunk and imagined the whole thing being there, so now it looks as if I’m the one that needs med’s. Nice……..

    Nov 24, 2007 at 3:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   A.A guy

    Yes WP! By the way;are there any women here?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 5:04 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   Lurker

    Man, I hope this note was posted in a liquor store. That would be awesome.

    Nov 26, 2007 at 3:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   or possilly, that no body ‘b’ there

    [...] was about to go ahead and just pay for that snapple…until she saw this colorful little note at a drugstore in sunnyvale, california. [...]

    Jan 12, 2008 at 6:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   Andrew

    I love the handwriting on this one. Really. Even if it does look a bit like that screwy option in WordArt that makes all letters the same height even when they have no business being.

    Jan 12, 2008 at 6:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   Mike

    The crossed out word is “store”

    Jan 13, 2008 at 6:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   Cassie

    by “course of action”, does that entail cameras in the toilets? is that legal?

    Jan 28, 2008 at 3:56 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   marika

    Continues to proceed?? ahahahahahahaha! what an idiot!! put away the dictionary and get behind the counter, peon.

    May 16, 2008 at 10:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #109   tomservo bang

    “If you continue to proceed to start and commence that initial action henceforth…”

    Jul 2, 2008 at 1:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #110   Rin

    The crossed out word looks like “store”.

    Dec 12, 2008 at 8:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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