Apology denied

November 23rd, 2007 · 110 comments

Our anonymous submitter in California was having some issues with her roommates not washing their dishes. “It got so bad that I picked up what I thought was a black bowl…only to find it was white and covered in ants,” she says. When asked to clean up after themselves, the roommates responded with a note calling her a bitch. Then came this one — accompanied by someone peeing in her shampoo.

Adds our submitter: “I moved out not too long after that.”

I don't owe you an apology. I suggest you stop whining and get over it.

related: This makes me want to scream

FILED UNDER: actions speak louder · California · dishes · excessive underlining · get over it · more aggressive than passive · piss · roommates · whiteboard


110 responses so far ↓

  • #1   kureshii

    First!

    That shampoo pee… umm, I mean that black/white bowl of red ants… umm I mean… aww forget it.

    Whew, I’m thankful that all my roommates so far are people who clean up after themselves, except on occasion when I clean up after them before they can get to it.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:30 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Helen Lovejoy

    I love that they’re absolutely holding her cup hostage.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:31 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   WanderingPenguin bang

    But…but…how is she going to be able to play hockey without her cup?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   bigfun12 bang

    Those ants were fucking delicious!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Mishee bang

    Wow… no apology, no cup, and a squiggly line under “Stop Whining”??

    These girls mean business! We better back off now!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:44 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   WanderingPenguin bang

    I’ve decided to rank any unoriginal use of the “FD” phrase with a negative just as a matter of course. Oh, and anyone who announces that they are “first”, too. It’s just so done to death. :|

    I fully expect this post to be about -10 by this afternoon. ;)

    But first I have to ask: how and, more importantly, when did she discover that someone had peed in her shampoo?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:45 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   kureshii bang

    By smell, I’d imagine…?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:46 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   WanderingPenguin bang

    I think the fact that the line is jagged and not, say, a double straight underline just screams psychosis.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Masha G.

    I like that yellow sticker. I “didn’t know [they] could do that” either.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:47 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   WanderingPenguin bang

    Well, that’s the how, but the when…? Or maybe we don’t want to know?

    BTW, kureshii, I didn’t rank your first note at all. I figured I would post a warning first. :D

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Mishee bang

    Maybe the cup reference was actually a reference to the pee in the shampoo that was awaiting her delightful discovery!

    We don’t have your… C.U.P…. (get it? didn’t you ever have a kid in your grade school class spell “I cup” and then laugh at them when they did?)

    Is it just me, or is it like, totally weird how well I have stayed on topic lately?

    It’s like the Twilight Zone or something! :D

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:49 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   WanderingPenguin bang

    I was trying to work in the cup thing a bit better than the hockey reference, but now I won’t bother – because that was pretty funny. :)

    (Mishee’s, I mean. Not being self-promoting at this point.)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   GVI bang

    Oh wow, she owns a Wandering Penguin! Oh it’s C.U.P, my bad.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:55 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   kureshii bang

    WD: I thank thee for thy boundless mercy =)

    Mishee: Damn, that was a good one… though I never had a kid in my grade school class do that, admittedly.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Ariadne bang

    Does it strike anyone else as odd that the writer says “I don’t owe you an apology”, but “We don’t have your cup”, written as an afterthought? This seems suspiciously like the writer does have the cup, and is hiding behind the anonymous “we”… or “wee” as the case may be!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:58 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   kureshii bang

    “We don’t have your cup” looks like it was written by someone else, not the note-leaver; handwriting and ink density looks different.

    How many roommates does she have? If it’s 3… maybe 1 left the first note, 1 prepared the shampoo bottle, and the last one attempted to create plausible denial…?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:03 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Mishee bang

    I have a friend who is a roommate like submitter. She yells at everyone for not doing stuff, and then accuses them of other things (“You took my favorite cup!”) and then she goes and hangs out with them anyways, even though she’s been bitching about them to me, and then finds her cup in the car a week later, under the driver’s seat. They kiss and make up, the cycle repeats itself a week later.

    This is why I live alone.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:06 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   kureshii bang

    Oh, and does anyone else wonder what the note is about? On first glance it seems to be about leaving dishes unwashed… but on second glance it could be about the shampoo bottle ;-) since it did accompany the shampoo bottle mixing.

    “We don’t have your cup” remains a mystery though… aside from Mishee’s interesting alphabetism, of course.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Andy bang

    Hmm…

    Ants, theft, urine-soaked shampoo… yep, just another day in Cali.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:13 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Canthz_B bang

    No! We will not wash dishes!
    No! We will not tolerate bitches!
    Stop whining for us to clean up,
    Or you’ll never again see sippy-cup!
    So the sink had a few little ants,
    Is that worse than the crabs in your pants?
    Just leave us alone,
    At least throw us a bone,
    Next time you have your cramp on,
    Properly dispose of your tampon!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:14 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    There’s peepee in my shampoo.
    I cannot make my hair-doo.
    For work today I’ll be late,
    I can’t find a clean breakfast plate!
    I’ll talk to the girls and make things fine,
    perhaps tonight I’ll have china upon which to dine.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:20 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Andy bang

    One thing though, would she be so mad if the pee-soaked shampoo produced a lustrous shine, albeit a nasty odor?

    I think I need more details on this story. Okay, maybe not. :D

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   mamason bang

    It’s a good thing they couldn’t shit in the shampoo bottle.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   mamason bang

    Then it would be shampoop.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:46 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   graphic&novel

      No, then it would be realpoop!

      Feb 11, 2009 at 9:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   mamason bang

    Some tribes in Africa put their heads directly into the urine stream of their cattle. It bleaches their hair and is considered very desirable. Maybe her roomies were trying to be helpful.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Canthz_B bang

    Dishes,
    Filthy dirty dishes,
    Dishes attract the ants,
    Deep into our home.

    My cup,
    Left next to the ketchup,
    Is no longer found.

    Dishes,
    Nothing more than dishes,
    Now their throwing bitches,
    At me in this town.

    Dishes,
    Nothing more than dishes,
    I’m not starving their fishes,
    If there’s a fight I’m down.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:52 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   Wade bang

    Sounds like some “lovely ladies” got tired of the door slamming and decided to try apartment life.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:53 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Larry David

    Nice use of the marker board. We must be in college.

    “I don’t owe you an apology”….for peeing in your shampoo??? “I don’t owe you an apology”….for letting a colony of ants inhabit our kitchen??? What is the apology intended for?

    If someone peed in my shampoo, there would be some major repercussions.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 12:54 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Mr DeBakey

    Its sad to think of Anon
    wandering about with
    one unfettered breast

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:03 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Canthz_B bang

    SHOOT…I just noticed that b*tch was NOT in the note and I used it twice…..I COULD HAVE SWORN I READ THAT THERE!!!

    My apologies ladies and gents, I thought I was on topic but was not!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Canthz_B bang

    I must have gotten that word in my head from #17…again, Sorry ladies…this is all in jest anyway, right…we hope.
    Not blaming you Mishee, my mind took a tailspin when the muse landed.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   WanderingPenguin bang

    CB, the preamble explains that there was an earlier note calling the submitter a “bitch”. That’s likely how it got stuck in your head.

    And personally, I think the timeline is this: ants appear; roommates asked to clean dishes; note left calling submitter a bitch; apology demanded for note; shampoo peed in; whiteboard written on.

    Now all we have to do is be sure this person wasn’t living alone at the time. :)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   mamason bang

    Mishee- Look down your shirt and spell attic.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:20 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   WanderingPenguin bang

    Why, mamason? Does she just have the one?

    Poor Mishee. :(

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   GVI bang

    #25- That gives a whole new meaning to Golden Shower.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:25 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Canthz_B bang

    Thanks WP, Sorry Mishee…I’m not as crazy as the doc…oh, never mind!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   mamason bang

    WP- :-)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   WanderingPenguin bang

    And a big rim shot for #35. Nice!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Canthz_B bang

    Nice one, Golden Vine of Incontinence! :-D

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Wade bang

    Mmmmm, I love what Selsun Yellow does for my hair.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:46 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   Wade bang

    Though Piss-tene Pro-V has a nice lather.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   Wade bang

    But hands down, Clairol Urinal Essences is the best.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:48 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   niteraven bang

    Now if she could just get hold of some urinal cakes. They might make a delightful soap substitute… and they smell minty fresh.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Canthz_B bang

    When it rains it pours, eh Wade? LOL

    Nov 23, 2007 at 1:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   niteraven bang

    To hell with Irish Spring I say!!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 2:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Juliet bang

    If someone left me that note, the aggression following that wouldn’t be even slightly passive.

    As for “shampee”, that’s fighting dirty.

    May I suggest Nair in the offending roommate’s shampoo or conditioner?

    In the summer, may I suggest peroxide?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 2:08 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Canthz_B bang

    Aye, but I like it too!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 2:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Wade bang

    “i moved out not too long after that.”

    not too long?!!?

    as in, i didn’t wait for the restraining order??

    Nov 23, 2007 at 3:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Alix

    Stop whining and get over it……for the greater good!!!!

    Wow, what bitches. We don’t owe you an apology for making you live in sqaulor.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 3:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   mamason bang

    In my shampoo
    You did pee
    That’s as nasty as can be.
    When I beat you down
    With a fist from me to you.
    That’s when you’ll drink my shampoo!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 3:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Canthz_B bang

    Completely cover a bowl with ants? “I didn’t know you could do that!”
    Peeing in some one’s shampoo? I’d like to have been a fly on the wall when they thought of that!
    Watching Miss Frazzled move out…priceless!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 3:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Canthz_B bang

    Urinations
    Make for poor relations.
    Dishes unwashed,
    Don’t leave grievances squashed.
    Calling me names,
    Your cup stealing games,
    Your dirty ants,
    Make me think of I should,
    But I cant’s!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #53   super_fan#99

    Now THAT’s fucking gross. I mean, really, peeing in someone’s shampoo? I would seriously have to have revenge with a capital R. Those bitches.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 4:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #54   niteraven bang

    A Haiku…

    My Shampoo smells odd…
    Its strangely warm and yellow…
    The breeze sadly sobs…

    Nov 23, 2007 at 4:47 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #55   lola bang

    Pee in shampoo?

    That’s only cool if you’re R. Kelly.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 5:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   lola bang

    Notice how most of these college PANs are on dry erase boards?

    It’s because college girls are encouraged to be bipolar with heated arguments over who peed in the shampoo, then makeup all-night cry sessions, and finally the “He’s only dating you cuz you’re a whore” meltdown. Hence the dry erase board – erase an emotion and replace with a new one.

    I may have seen a few of these things in action.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 5:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #57   fallenangelohio bang

    Personally, I think it’s time for the ex-lax brownies, or maybe the saran-wrapped toilet seat. Can’t be more juvenile than peeing in someone’s shampoo.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 5:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #58   Andy bang

    I just thought of something: guys pissing in shit is logistically easier than a girl pissing in shit. That certainly does take some determination, doesn’t it?

    Maybe that’s where the cup cum bedpan went. :D

    Nov 23, 2007 at 6:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   mamason bang

    I thought they pissed in the shampoo bottle, not in shit. :-)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 7:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #60   Olrun bang

    Why do I sence a revenge strategy not unlike the movie “Heathers” or “Carrie” or something along those lines ?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 7:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #61   Canthz_B bang

    ‘poo pissers have a special place in Hell.
    (Sham- or any other kind of poo!!)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 7:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #62   Olrun bang

    I imagine revenge for this deed could go along the lines of “eye for an eye” but if someone urinated in my shampoo I wouldn’t return the favor and they wouldn’t owe me an apology, It would be their scalp they owed me.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 8:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #63   Olrun bang

    Okay, Okay, that may be a little crude but still…

    Nov 23, 2007 at 8:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #64   Canthz_B bang

    Piss in my ‘poo all you like…
    Just don’t touch my hot pockets!
    I would move out not long after…
    For the greater good! :-)

    Nov 23, 2007 at 8:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #65   Wade bang

    Next time she reaches for the shampoo, maybe she should check and make sure it’s not a Snapple bottle.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 8:44 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #66   Rocky

    “All right now, which one of you bitches peed in the Snapple? That’ll be 2 appologies, please….”

    Nov 23, 2007 at 9:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #67   morpho aurora bang

    the (unwashed) cup was replaced in the cabinet, after being used to transfer pee into the shampoo bottle – right next to the ant covered bowl

    Nov 23, 2007 at 9:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #68   SHARKFAN bang

    There’s nothing passive in this note. It’s 100% aggressive.

    Nov 23, 2007 at 10:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #69   Linda

    These people are allowed to vote? We are in deep, deep urine! When will Lithium be OTC?

    Nov 23, 2007 at 10:23 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #70   Canthz_B bang

    Your special cup is our hostage,
    Send small bills, plus handling
    and postage.
    In return we just may
    wash your bowl,
    Stop asking for us to console.
    We cannot police every ant,
    we have tried and have found
    that we can’t.
    To think you could beat us was rich,
    That’s what you get for being a bitch!

    Nov 23, 2007 at 11:12 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #71   Troy McClure bang

    The song I’m ripping off here is one everyone seems to know when they hear it, but no one knows what it’s called or who it’s by or what any of the words are. Consequently, and despite my musical abilities, I’ve endeavoured to record it. Click http://www.last.fm/music/Troy+McClure/_/Mystery+Golden+Hair and press play.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 12:37 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #72   SHARKFAN bang

    Sister Golden Hair by America. Sadly, I know it.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 12:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #73   A.A guy

    Vee haf your cup.Yes vee haf your cup;unt vee haf ways of making it talk.Vee haf ways……Yes; we haf ways.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 1:13 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #74   Ozymandias bang

    Bravo, Troy!
    Gotta admit I skip over a fair few of the lyrics if I don’t know the tune that well (no matter how brilliantly crafted they are – yes, I know I am not worthy).
    I think you’ve just raised the bar, though.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 1:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #75   Olrun bang

    Aha Ha Ha… Golden hair!… Pee in shampoo…
    I love it!
    Damn Troy, best laugh I had all day.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 1:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #76   Robin Claire

    I really hope I never end up with roommates like that.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 2:41 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #77   PS

    I bow to Troy.

    Give us more.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 9:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #78   Troy McClure bang

    If you behave.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 9:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #79   anglophile bang

    Well, Troy, I’m pretty sure you’ve just made every song-parody comment obsolete with that. Splendid, splendid. I envision a world tour with you performing PAN parodies and collecting groupies along the way!

    Who buys a purple whiteboard?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 9:28 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #80   nestchick

    Troy,

    You blow my mind. Kudos.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #81   Canthz_B bang

    I kneel and kiss Troy’s ring!

    Bless you your Lordship. :-D

    Nov 24, 2007 at 1:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #82   Juliet bang

    “will you meet me in the middle or will you pee in my hair?”

    I think you need to take your talent more public, Troy. If Weird Al could do it, so can you!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 2:29 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #83   movie maven

    Troy: amazing song.

    Bowl covered in ants: great* image.

    *really gross

    Nov 24, 2007 at 4:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #84   Wade bang

    Let’s try something current. Somehow Long Road to Ruin seemed appropriate (with no apologies to the Foo Fighters!)

    Here now don’t make a sound
    Say have you read the board today?
    One note was dry erased
    To pen another in its place
    No apology made
    A stubborn heart remains unchanged
    No home, no life, no love
    No roomie giving back your cup

    I know the reason
    The colors change on the blackened bowl
    Dear God I’ve sealed my fate
    Living through hell, running can’t wait

    Lather of urine there in your eyes
    Staining your new highlights
    No tomorrow, no dead ants in sight

    I say let’s clean the sink
    Labeled a whiner is my fate
    Get up to get shot down
    Open the drain and rinse the plates
    I know one bowl too well
    I know the bitch who is to blame
    Head out while I still can
    Before it’s way too late

    Maybe the reason
    The colors change on the blackened bowl
    Oh God I’ve sealed my fate
    Living through hell, running can’t wait

    Lather of urine there in your eyes
    Staining your new highlights
    No tomorrow, no dead ants

    Lather of urine there in your eyes
    Staining your new highlights
    No tomorrow, no dead ants in sight

    One final straw to fall in place
    Shampoo is gone without a trace
    Your pee running down my face
    No turning back, just turn that page

    Come now, I’m leaving here tonight
    Come now, let’s leave the cup behind
    Is that the price you pay?
    Living through hell, running can’t wait

    Lather of urine there in your eyes
    Staining your new highlights
    No tomorrow, no dead ants

    Lather of urine there in your eyes
    Staining your new highlights
    No tomorrow, no dead ants

    Lather of urine there in your eyes
    Staining your new highlights
    No tomorrow, no dead ants in sight

    Nov 24, 2007 at 4:54 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #85   mamason bang

    Wade- BRAVO! BRAVO! Perfect 10! :-D

    Nov 24, 2007 at 5:06 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #86   bigfun12

    Whoooooo, WADE! I laughed till I cried.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 6:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #87   Juliet bang

    Well done, Wade!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 6:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #88   Canthz_B bang

    Is that “cup” or “wp”?
    Did they steal her water-pipe?
    Evil thing to do to a stoner chick!!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 6:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #89   Canthz_B bang

    Writing pen?
    White panties?
    Western poncho?
    Wild Panda?
    Wonderful pot?
    Waitress pinafore?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 6:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #90   A.A guy

    White panties and Wild panda in the same post?Excuse me,I’ll be back in a few minutes.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 8:38 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #91   Wade bang

    Wandering Penguin?

    wait… he hasn’t commented in a while. You don’t think….

    :o

    Nov 24, 2007 at 9:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #92   GVI bang

    NOOOOO!!! They have her Wandering Penguin… the bastards!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 9:54 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #93   Ozymandias bang

    Holy urine in the shampoo bottle, GVI-man! To the batmobile. But wait, they wouldn’t help the Penguin, would they? Who can save his wandering soul?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #94   raiseyourglass

    Just think of what they did to the toothbrush!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 10:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #95   Olrun bang

    A.A guy hasn’t been back yet. I wonder what he’s been doing.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #96   mamason bang

    He’s probably having a hard time getting that wild panda into those white panties!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #97   Olrun bang

    LOL mamason.
    Isn’t there a furry fetish thing ?

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:32 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #98   mamason bang

    Team Plushies!

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #99   WanderingPenguin bang

    *phew*

    That bathroom was steamy.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #100   Wade bang

    Penguin back in the rookery. Repeat, Penguin back in the rookery. Reduce threat level to,um, yellow.

    Nov 24, 2007 at 11:55 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #101   Canthz_B bang

    Escaped captivity WP!
    What’s that on your flipper? :-)

    Nov 25, 2007 at 12:02 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #102   A.A guy

    I wasn’t doing …….nothin.

    Nov 25, 2007 at 12:46 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #103   WanderingPenguin bang

    I, um, think I blew a seal. Or else it’s just ice cream.

    What level was the threat at? Black & white? :)

    Nov 25, 2007 at 1:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #104   A.A guy

    I’m not 100% on this, but I think tomorrow is “shoot anything that moves day”.I might suggest not wearing that cute little hat with the antlers mom gave you last year.

    Please God let it be ice cream.

    Nov 25, 2007 at 8:09 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #105   Mishee bang

    WP – you just blew this??

    http://panther1.last.fm/coverart/300×300/1417270.jpg

    Wow. I wonder if you were to burn him, would he pee in your shampoo?

    (you guys like how I still incorporated something “On Topic”?? Wow, I’m that good!)

    Nov 25, 2007 at 10:50 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #106   RP

    I understand wanting to remain anonymous (obviously these chicks were crazy) but she would be doing a public service by naming names. How do we avoid the nuts if we don’t know who they are?

    Nov 26, 2007 at 2:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #107   bobby

    Sounds like this note is just a response to her passive-aggressive note. Clearly they are rude and disgusting, but it sounds like she isn’t giving us all the information.

    Jul 18, 2008 at 3:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #108   Marcella

    How are you. The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You’ve got to keep on working that talent. Someday I’ll reach for it and it won’t be there.
    I am from Lesotho and now teach English, tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Horologe suppliers, horologe manufactures, buy horologe, sell horologe.”

    Waiting for a reply ;-), Marcella.

    Aug 11, 2009 at 2:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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