ABP on the V8

December 2nd, 2007 · 88 comments

Nobody likes it when food goes missing from the office fridge, but one V8-drinking facilities staffer in Savannah, Georgia wanted to make her displeasure a bit more official.

ABP on the V8

Adds our anonymous submitter: “As you can see, the pest control department took appropriate action.”

ABP on the V8

related: If the TSA was in charge of the office fridge? 

FILED UNDER: beverages · Georgia · office · office fridge · Savannah · stealing


88 responses so far ↓

  • #1   anglophile bang

    Not having your V-8 is hazardous. You run the risk of being bonked on the head when people find out you’re not getting your veggies.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   IsayTomatoeYouSayTomotoe

    I think it goes something like this.
    “Clears throat”

    That V8 was fucking DELICIOUS!

    Thank you, That is all.

    (yeah yeah spelled tomato wrong in my name)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Amperage

    was that V8 a HEMI?

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Reality bang

    I wonder if pest was a Cockroach or Ladybug!!!! :D

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Canthz_B bang

    She was clearly very upset. She should have calmed down and had a V-8.
    No…Wait…

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Troy McClure bang

    There once was in girl in Savannah
    A facilities work-order planner
    She lost her V8
    And now is irate
    If you took it, you’d better re-can her

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:36 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   lola bang

    This sounds like an expenditure appropriated through Congress: Department of Homeland and V8 Security.

    Dan Quayle at #2: Even with the megaphone voice I still want to hang you. :)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:38 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   lola bang

      Someone got their “comment wish.”

      I wanted to be the first to enjoy the fruits of PAN-Goddess’s labor.

      Dec 3, 2007 at 12:21 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   lola bang

      How dare you talk about “down there” to a woman on a public site – especially in front of all of these Australians (okay, just troy, and actually I think he likes the dirty talk)

      I’d ask you to apologize, but clearly, you’re Canadian :D On a more on-topic note, I hope you have a never-ending and secure supply of V8 for when you’re snowed in

      No V8 for me, though. I don’t care how you say it. I fucking hate tomatoes.

      Dec 3, 2007 at 12:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Troy McClure bang

      I WHAT? I thought I was cultivating an aura of propriety!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 12:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   WanderingPenguin bang

      :( I thought the point of this was so the PANgoddess wouldn’t have to take anything off the board any more. My comment at 7.2, which lola was referencing in 7.3, has already disappeared. That didn’t take long. :D

      lola, I was just going to say that it’s a good thing you were careful exactly where you put that “fucking” in your reply. ;)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:03 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
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    • #7.5   Andy bang

      Hey! This was my idea! Woohoo! :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 7:37 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   WanderingPenguin bang

    But… but…. where’s the message that was taped to the “refrig.” as per “Budge/Code Assignment” vis “Action Taken”??! I would love to see that!

    It’s also nice that they performed the duty after normal “office hours” so there can be no repercussions from on high about it.

    Lastly, should that be an “APB on the V8″? Or is that an acronym with which I am not familiar?

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:39 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   anglophile bang

    I’m pretty sure ABP stands for All Boints Pulletin, WP. ;)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:45 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Wade bang

      or in re the actions of pest control

      Already Been Posted.

      (there. I tried it, lol.)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 1:57 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #9.2   WanderingPenguin bang

      Hmm. I notice that any comment made as a reply to a “green” comment becomes green itself. Way cool! This may be the only way I ever get anything to go green. But hey, I’m not proud!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.3   anglophile bang

      Slackers!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
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    • #9.4   Bucklehoneysuckle bang

      I’m trying to “piggy-back” a green.

      But…it didn’t work. Hmm. Maybe I should have replied to the post instead of the thread…ahh well.

      Dec 3, 2007 at 4:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   WanderingPenguin bang

    Yeah, that’s kinda what I figured. :D

    Unless it’s some kind of subtle hint as to the name of the company in question? Hmm….

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   WanderingPenguin bang

    BTW, #2 didn’t only spell “tomato” wrong (as was self-corrected) but also “tomahto”. I mean, c’mon: who says “tom-oh-to”? ;)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Susan

      I think Styx, of “Mr. Roboto” infamy, would probably pronounce it “tom-oh-to”. :)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 10:27 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   WanderingPenguin bang

      You mean, to rhyme with “Rob-oh-to”?

      Hmm, that wouldn’t work. They pronounce it “Rob-ah-to” in that song, too. :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 10:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
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  • #12   raiseyourglass

    Wow I’ve never had any of my work orders responded to so fast… they seem to have been on top of things.However
    I wonder if the v-8 issue was ever resolved.
    2 years have gone past.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Canthz_B bang

    If they steal your V-8 but leave your vodka, is there really a crime committed?

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    Considering the taste of V-8, the ABP may be a description of the thief…“Any Buzzard Puking”! :-P

    Dec 2, 2007 at 7:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Wade bang

    For Immediate Distribution:

    Unauthorized use of Work Order Form 13A-5875/R will result in revocation of all refrigerator privileges.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:03 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Alix

      Haha! Wade, you rock!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 5:18 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   IsayTomatoYouSayTomohto

    lola #7 Love you to hun.

    WP#11 Please excuse my lack of pronunciation skills and my noobness of not having a spellcheck add on in my browser.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   ALA bang

      I get it from the context…but, ‘noobness’?? Can someone break this fascinating turn of phrase down for me? Is this wacky British slang? (or Canadian/Australian/Kiwi…insert other English-speaking nationality here…)

      BTW – loving the new reply feature, as well as the ratings system & ability to edit one’s own typos (I make a lot of typos). Thank you, PANgodess. Well done!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.2   anglophile bang

      ALA, I’m not mocking you or anything, but is this like, your second day on the Innernets? Because asking that question instantly dooms you to n00bness. The good news is, with dedication and tons of hours wasted online, you can cure your condition.

      You’re going to need to know this and this. Hope that helps! :)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:35 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   WanderingPenguin bang

      I prefer the term “noobitude”. :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 10:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
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    • #16.4   Troy McClure bang

      “Noobility”?

      Dec 3, 2007 at 6:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   lola bang

    Tomato: At least you could say you were well hung…

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   WanderingPenguin bang

    #16 – pretty sure a spellchecker wouldn’t catch a phonetic problem, such as you are still having with “tomOHto”, but whatever. I was just following your lead.

    Hey, if you’re going to catch your own spelling mistakes then maybe you should correct them on the spot, no? No reason to get cranky.

    To reiterate: who says “tomOHto”, anyhow? And FTR, I don’t have a spellchecker in my browser, either. ;)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Wade bang

    My guess is that if she looks for the NATS, she will find the V8.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Wade bang

    I hope that, despite their zeal to complete the work order assignment, the pest control team can resist the temptation to over-spay.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 8:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Tomahto

    WP #18 Sorry if you took my response as an negative comment, by all means wasn’t trying to come of cranky,iratted,mad,etc..

    As for you tomahto ?
    I was just using a line/part from a song by Louis Armstrong entitled Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off. Lyrics can be seen at http://www.lyricsandsongs.com/song/33586.html

    Also to correct my mistake it spelled “tomahto”.

    Would like to add that I was not seeking any conflict for that I know myself not to be as intelligent or well spoken as yourself.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 9:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   super_fan99 bang

    Just another example of the lazy work force if you ask me. The request was to LOCATE the missing can of V8 and all those bastards could do was put a note up on the fridge?

    Complete my ASS. I would not rest until the can was found!

    Dec 2, 2007 at 9:55 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Andy bang

    I’d have to say the Pest Control Dept. was the culprit. How come they were able to act so quickly — submitted AND processed in the same day?

    Just like those damn raccoons coming in and eating all of the donuts, too. Yes, riiight.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 10:25 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Mishee bang

      Andy, don’t forget about possums and local skateboarders also!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 6:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   WanderingPenguin bang

    Tomahto, I’m not going to get sucked into this by someone who is either a troll or a regular gone incognito to stir up “turds”. Sorry. The last line of #21 is clearly a conflict-seeker, but I’m afraid I’m going to have to disappoint you. I will, however, agree with the sentiment you expressed in that line.

    I’m more than familiar with that song as should be evidenced by the fact that I spelled it “tomahto” both times. The link wasn’t necessary, but others might find it interesting. Doubtful, but hey – ya never know. :)

    s_f99 – that’s an excellent point. And I still want to see that note, dammit, although after 2 years I fear there’s not much chance of that happening.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 10:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Rocky

    What kind of bureaucratic nonsense is this? The work order was processed immediately but the investigation has yielded nothing in all of 2 years? Is the note still hanging on the fridge all curled up and yellowed? I’m betting that the V-8 has already been “processed” to its final destination (tomohto or whatever his name is said it was fucking delicious) and the can is probably on its 3rd of 4th life after recycling, so any evidence is most likely gone leaving no clues to the culprit…..

    BTW – doesn’t Tom-oh-to (most likely a regular – I agree WP – attempting to be funny, write Fucking Delicious, tried to be first and not have to admit it) need a Unitard?

    Dec 2, 2007 at 10:51 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Wade bang

    I think we are missing a greater mystery.

    At first I thought Lathrop was an obscure brand of refrigerator, but found no evidence.

    There is a Lathrop Ave in Savannah GA, but that didn’t make sense.

    Then I found the website of Lathrop Engineering, who pledge to “provide design and engineering services from ‘Concept through Development.’ Utilizing a staff of innovative and highly trained professionals, we combine communication, capability and program management skills to offer unparalleled support. From program management, strategy development, design, integration, prototyping and a transfer to manufacturing, Lathrop will minimize your project development time while maximizing your return on product development.” Their clientèle includes the military.

    Since Savannah is the home of our nuclear submarine arsenal, perhaps the “Lathrop fridge” is code for a super-secret project that was compromised by the unauthorized removal of “V-8″, the recovery of which was tasked to “Pest Control”.

    I mean, doesn’t it bother anyone else that the memo is dated… December 7th?

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   It Wasn't Me!

      SCAD’s physical resources is located on Lathrop Ave. That’s my guess.

      Jan 18, 2008 at 4:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Canthz_B bang

    Hmmm…From the V-1 to the V-8…starts to make better, scarier sense now.
    Upgrade to level Orange!

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   goose

    I guess a missing 12oz can of v8 could result in a hazardous office environment – someone might mistake it for something edible, pick it up and drink it :O

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   WanderingPenguin bang

    I agree, Rocky. There is no follow-up procedure in place so nobody has to be accountable; we’ll never know what happened, sadly. Although since pest control was involved, maybe the tape on the fridge note contained a chemical that killed all the rodents in the kitchen so… at least some good came out of it.

    And yes, Rocky, he/she needs a Unitard with the emphasis on syllable #2. :)

    I love how my not getting sucked into the vortex in post #24 earned a negative rating (as of this writing). Absolutely brilliant. Guess someone was disappointed. Perhaps I should have risen to the bait after all for the greater good?

    Nah. :D

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   jen

      Emphasis on the “ni”?

      Dec 3, 2007 at 4:28 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #29.2   WanderingPenguin bang

      Yup, as in the Knights Who Say “Ni”.

      Actually, I just can’t count. Good catch, jen. ;)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
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    • #29.3   jen

      I like ni better anyway. :)

      Dec 4, 2007 at 10:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.4   WanderingPenguin bang

      And here I thought I was the only one. W00t! :D

      Dec 4, 2007 at 10:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   im lost?

    WP #24, in both #11&#18 of your posts u spell it as ”tomOHto”. Maybe this is my lack of knowledge showing but am I missing something besides having a few lose screws in my head?

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   WanderingPenguin bang

    Sorry, Wade. December 7th doesn’t have quite the same “cachet” up here in the Great White North so I missed that otherwise obvious clue. :D

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   WanderingPenguin bang

    Lost, I was referring to Post #2 – specifically, the “name” of the person who made that post. In the first post, I also spelled it “tomahto” which is the more correct phonetic spelling that appears in Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off. Did you miss the other posts by that individual? It’s been pretty well threshed out already – but I hope that helps, because there has now been about half of this thread devoted to one pretty mundane and off-topic subject and I am pretty reluctant to get into it further. :)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   anglophile bang

      Oh, let’s call the whole thing off.

      Dec 3, 2007 at 12:55 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   Andy bang

      See, that’s why a while back, when I made the “You say tomato, I say fuck you” comment, I spelled it out “toe-may-toe”. I didn’t want to try to pretend I was spelling it correctly.

      Yes, it’s wrong, but meh.

      I stand by my original sentiment. :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 7:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #32.3   WanderingPenguin bang

      Works (and worked) for me, Andy. :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
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  • #33   lola bang

    Great, I just realized that I share my birthday, December 7, with two horrible tragedies – Pearl Harbor Day and V8 Abduction Day.

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   WanderingPenguin bang

      Well, then, I’ll have to try to remember to wish you a very happy V8 Abduction Day on Friday. :)

      (Mostly I just wanted to try out this brand-new “reply” feature! Looks like a good idea…hope it works out.)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 12:20 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   Mishee bang

      At least it’s not the 8th Lola! That’s the anniv. of Lennon’s Death..

      A dark day in American History!

      But then again, Bush Sr. thought it was Pearl Harbor Day in Sept one time, but I digest….

      Maybe he didn’t have his V-8 that day!!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   WanderingPenguin bang

      Bush Sr. did that?

      Wow. Apple, tree, etc.

      Dec 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Canthz_B bang

    The stolen V-8 could open an inter-dimensional vortex which consumes us all! This matter must be resolved! :-)

    Dec 2, 2007 at 11:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Doug Keaachie

    If you added sugar to the V8 would it have dual carbs ?

    later, g8rs,

    Keachie

    Dec 3, 2007 at 2:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   WanderingPenguin bang

      Nice!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 9:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   cre8tivewmn bang

    It was probably sent to pest control because palmetto bugs here in the south are big enough to carry off a can of V-8! I doubt they read the sign though.

    Dec 3, 2007 at 8:53 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   ALA bang

    At least the V8 was not replaced by pecker juice. (Yes, I went there…)

    Dec 3, 2007 at 9:33 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   frogger1995

    I blame the damn republicans!

    Dec 3, 2007 at 9:49 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   GhostWriter bang

    (a unitard-wearing pest control engineer timidly knocks on a manager’s office door)
    “Excuse me, Mrs. Robinson…”
    “Who is it?”
    “It’s me, Benjamin, Mrs. Robinson”
    “Oh yes, Benjamin, come right in!”
    “Yes, Mrs. Robinson. You had a work order… Ho Boy!”
    (Benjamin sees that Mrs. Robinson is wearing only a silk robe. As the two silently stare at each other, Mrs. Robinson finally says,)
    “Why are you here, Benjamin?”
    “Because of the work order, Mrs. Robinson”
    “Of course- here it is…”
    (Mrs. Robinson pulls a work order out from inside her robe)
    “…aren’t you going to read it?”
    (Benjamin walks haltingly over to her)
    “Of course I’m going to read it…”
    (Mrs. Robinson drops the work order as he approaches, and it floats under her desk)
    “Oh dear, let me get that…”
    (As Mrs. Robinson bends over to pick up the work order, her robe opens up)
    “Mrs. Robinson- don’t do that!”
    (Mrs. Robinson looks up, her robe now half off)
    “Don’t do what, Benjamin?”
    “Don’t bend over like that!”
    “For heaven’s sake, Benjamin- I’m just trying to give you the work order. Why don’t you just pick it up then?”
    “You want me to pick it up?”
    ( Mrs. Robinson straddles the path to tthe note)
    “Yes, Benjamin- pick up the work order.”
    ( As Benjamin crawls toward the note, Mrs. Robinson maneuvers so he must crawl between her legs)
    “Can you see it from there, Benjamin?”
    “Yes I can, Mrs. Robinson…”
    (another pause)
    “Do you think you can you help me?”
    “To find your drink, Ma’am?”
    “Yes, Ben- to find my V8. You seem to be an observant fellow, can you find me my morning cock-tail?”
    (Ben scurries and stumbles out of the office)
    “I’ll see what I can do!”
    “Keep me posted, Benjamin!”

    Dec 3, 2007 at 11:16 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   anglophile bang

      I literally have tears in my eyes, GW. Thanks! :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 11:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #39.2   WanderingPenguin bang

      I want to say one word to you, GW, just one word. Are you listening?

      “Plastics!”

      Dec 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
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    • #39.3   Troy McClure bang

      LIQUORSTORE, GW. And WP, just how do you mean that, sir?

      Dec 3, 2007 at 6:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.4   WanderingPenguin bang

      It’s a quote from a bit later in the film, Troy. Or perhaps earlier? Hmm. I forget the actual timing but it’s in there somewhere! In fact I think it was the catchphrase for the movie back when it came out (’68?).

      Dec 3, 2007 at 8:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #39.5   Troy McClure bang

      Hi WP, yes, I know. I was trying to show my appreciation, in my obscure way.

      Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
      Benjamin: Yes, sir.
      Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
      Benjamin: Yes, I am.
      Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
      Benjamin: Just how do you mean that, sir?

      Dec 3, 2007 at 8:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   unholyghost2003 bang

    1. V8=Gross. As was previously mentioned the removal of the V8 from the office fridge prevented the greater hazzard of someone actually DRINKING said V8.

    2. I am not sure how I feel about the new comment feature and the new center alignment. I think I liked left aligned better. … Off to arrange my paper-clips by size!

    Dec 3, 2007 at 11:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   WanderingPenguin bang

      This should come as no surprise to the myriad among you who see me as nothing more than “contrary for contrary’s sake” but… I happen to like V8. No, I have no idea why. But then, I like Mountain Dew, too. Better than crab juice, even. (Obscure Simpsons reference. Sorry I didn’t warn you.) :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 1:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #40.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      Oh WP … I could understand the V8 … I mean a little tabasco and vodka you have yourself a bloody mary

      but MOUNTAIN DEW?!?! do you drink it while you watch NASCAR? Are you still growing out your Mullet? You you put it in your PBR cozy or do you have a special Mountain Dew cozy?
      Perhaps I am being harsh but I expected better out of you!

      Dec 3, 2007 at 3:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
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    • #40.3   WanderingPenguin bang

      I know. I’m sorry. :( But I can assure you there’s no NASCAR ever ever ever ever ever on my TV. Did I mention ever? And no mullet, either, although up here we call it “hockey hair”. Well, there may be mullets on my TV, but I meant I don’t (and never have/will) wear one.

      Hope that helps. :D

      Dec 3, 2007 at 4:00 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   amy d bang

    Simply brilliant (and deviant in a good way) GW! Round of applause.

    Dec 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   WanderingPenguin bang

    LMAO – the note above this one is listed as:

    “#7.7.5.7.16.5.4.3.5.3.2″

    “Tonight on FOX: When Threaded Messaging Systems Attack!”

    Dec 3, 2007 at 2:38 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   wicked opinion

    threads make my head hurt. This new system is tough on those of us with adult ADD. Make it stop. WP, I like V-8, too. But Mountain Dew is like if cough syrup had a redneck blonde cousin – stupid, tasteless, bubbly and way too sweet. Yuck! And hey, UHG2, I thought I was the only one to imagine background on people for what they consume, even down to the mullet.

    Dec 3, 2007 at 3:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   WanderingPenguin bang

      Would this be a bad time to say I like cough syrup? ;)

      Dec 3, 2007 at 4:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   Mishee bang

    WP, love the Simpsons reference… I would also choose crab juice over Mt. Dew!! LOL!

    Dec 3, 2007 at 3:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Mishee bang

    WP – is your favorite brand “Krusty Brand Non-Narkotic Kough Syrup”? :) Flaming Homers all around!!!

    Dec 3, 2007 at 8:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   goose

    Thanks be to the PAN-god for threaded comments, now we can skip right on past arguments about the correct phonetic spelling of tomato!

    Dec 3, 2007 at 8:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   D

    you know this has to be from somewhere in DC

    Dec 5, 2007 at 6:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Comedy Blog

    How the hell am I supposed to find these things if they keep getting filed under Pest Control.

    Dec 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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