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By: It’s not rocket science. | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

It’s not rocket science. | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 01:27:36 +0000

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By: kitty litter

kitty litter — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:03:31 +0000

The saying is

“If its yellow, let it mellow. If its brown, flush it down.”

By: Dante Pastrami

Dante Pastrami — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:57:40 +0000

Let me tell you what ya do pilgrim. Just get one of them thar scoopers like you use in the fishtank, and scoop the poopy on the floor for everyone to enjoy. It will be like shock therapy.

By: D

Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:48:56 +0000

People are so strange. I bet they get a kick out of it and the note is only re enforcing their behavior

By: RP

RP — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:06:48 +0000

There is no drought in New York (at least not that I’ve heard) so there’s no reason not to flush every time in a public restroom.

Team Yes Your Shit DOES Stink!

By: myron

myron — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 16:34:16 +0000

I would have wiped my bum bum with this and hung it back up, not flushing of course.

By: WanderingPenguin

WanderingPenguin — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:19:47 +0000

I don’t blame him WO – those are some frikkin’ hard words to get right!

By: Ariadne

Ariadne — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:41:38 +0000

Thanks W.O.! No fugitives were harmed in the making of today’s “Word”…

By: wicked opinion

wicked opinion — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:29:34 +0000

I LOVE….THIS WEBSITE. “Do not remove” and “thank you” should definitely have been centered. No question. Kudos to Ariadne for WORD!! Frickin’ hilarious. WP – Elorean The Unflusher was an extra from Monty Python’s Holy Grail – he ended up on the cutting room floor after constantly fucking up the words to “Camelot”. “Freedom spacing” has already made my whole day – thank you! #28 UHG2 – I agree with you completely – not flushing is an inexcusable act of evil that must be eradicated. And I also would like to agree that there is NEVER an excuse for any toilet seat to be wet. Either perfect your hover/aim or make a visual check when finished.
TEAM Flush It NOW!

By: Rocky

Rocky — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:14:34 +0000

Perhaps it is a virtual turd? I love that you found that Wade. This is too funny. Tell the truth, you just built that website for the joke value, right?

And BTW – aren’t we just assuming that what was found was a turd? Could have been pee, wads of TP, vomit….this could be an endless list.

(Yes, that was a challenge! Lets be a bit more creative folks, I need to skip breakfast!)

By: Rocky

Rocky — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 14:00:25 +0000

But only if she saw the face of Jesus in it….
- the Cable Guy.

By: ladys0ul

ladys0ul — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 09:32:17 +0000

i’m linking this to my blog. It’s so good

By: SHARKFAN

SHARKFAN — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:41:54 +0000

Gross! Not flushing after using the toilet is disgusting. Just the thought of having to see someone else’s waste makes me want to throw up.

Team Flush The Fucking Toilet

By: Eilis

Eilis — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:23:02 +0000

#42′s “make ploppies”… that just cracks me up.