Comments on: It’s not funny, it’s my sandwich

By: Brigitte

Brigitte — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:17:03 +0000

I think the best part of this series is that each of these people found their lunch to be stolen and proceeded to turn around, go back to their desk, and use company equipment and time to type up these fancy signs, talking about how angry they are that someone would take from them.

Are you getting paid to add that groovy gradient to your curvy letters, Hungry? I call that stealing from the company.

By: Grourenurgine

Grourenurgine — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:32:11 +0000

Other variant is possible also

By: fuhuck

fuhuck — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:14:01 +0000

Did I tell you about the time I baked Ex-Lax and rat poison into chocolate cupcakes to foil this one sombitch co-worker and food stealer? A lot of Ex-Lax. A little rat poison. Just wanted to make a point.

Or the ground glass and hamster turds I put in the homemade pizza to fortify the guest at my bed-and-breakfast who couldn’t restrain their midnight food-stealing habits? This one actually broke the lock on the pantry, like his fucking $109 a night bought him access to anything he wanted to eat at any hour. He wouldn’t ask for what he wanted. He just stole. Had to cut his vacation short with a tummy ache.

By: HappyPanda

HappyPanda — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 13:34:05 +0000

other people’s lunch tastes twice as good. So I steal it every day. Just get used to it and bring two.

By: SHARKFAN

SHARKFAN — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:17:52 +0000

SNAP!

Team Wandering Penguin!

By: WanderingPenguin

WanderingPenguin — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 03:47:00 +0000

Gee, that’s too bad, John, because one of the strengths of the PANophiles on this site is spelling and punctuation policing. If you had read all of the notes instead of whining about whether they were on or off topic you might have learned the difference between “your” and “you’re” and how to construct a proper sentence with commas and everything. Oh well, your loss. Or is that “you’re loss”?

Next.

By: John

John — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 00:57:37 +0000

I was about to read more comments but quit after it got off topic, I think I read maybe 10 comments. Anyway, if you take food out of the company fridge without asking, your just an asshole. Simple as that.
Next.

By: S

Wed, 12 Dec 2007 18:04:28 +0000

Ah, so there’s the a$$hole who comes to work with Strep and passes it on to everyone.

By: saisei

saisei — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:10:25 +0000

I’m not entirely sure the note-writer is going to enjoy their next sandwich, either….judging from the licking and the sneezing and whatnot.

By: suhayla

suhayla — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 04:21:12 +0000

I bet the office manager had his/her food stolen and had her/his poor assistant make up the ‘memo’ – so bored and embarassed assistant dutifully went and prettied up a PPT slide as is his/her custom for all office signage. The other notes don’t really have the flare of an assisted memo… they’re too personal.

By: Juliet

Juliet — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:59:50 +0000

God will judge you forever for stealing a sandwich, but will forgive you anything else if you ask.

That is super funny!

By: Willow

Willow — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:16:23 +0000

It’s lucky sneeze and profusely lick your food didn’t sign that note. Otherwise, the company reason for letting them go would be “Insisted on sneezing and profusely licking food.”

By: Inga

Inga — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:43:32 +0000

I just can’t get over the second author’s intention to sneeze all over her (?) food before she comes to work.

“I know I will.”

What? What? Oh, my. Don’t sneeze all over your food. Oh, no. This can’t be the best response to missing a sammy, this sneezing business.

That’s got to add 3, 4 minutes at least to the morning routine. Oh. Don’t do that.

By: Alix

Alix — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 18:37:33 +0000

WP: That’s funny. I’m from the Boston area, and we say wicked alot. Of course, now that I’ve been living in SF I’ve become Californianized, and tend to replace “wicked” with “hella”, which is wicked sad when I think about it. I believe they use “wicked” alot in Maine as well.