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December 19th, 2007 · 107 comments

Margaret says she and her high school classmate Gertrude had a “well-established mutual loathing” — but of course, that’s no reason not to sign each other’s senior yearbooks!

(God, I love teenage girls. Frenemies 4-eva!)

Margaret, you are quite an interesting person...I can ALMOST say that I am going to miss you and I'm sure you feel the same about me. Love, Gertrude

related: Gossip Boy

FILED UNDER: frenemies · schools & teachers · signed with love


107 responses so far ↓

  • #1   niccole

    i knew girls like that… i can ‘almost’ say they were b*tches then and still are today!

    Dec 19, 2007 at 9:46 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   GezD bang

      Everyone knows girls like that. They’re the ones with no penises. Although I’ve never met a girl below 50 called Margaret and Gertrude. When is this yearbook from, 1955? Great Scott!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 3:39 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   wickedopinion bang

      Soooo…you are insinuating that all girls are bitches? Wow. This site has really gone downhill lately between the lackluster posts and the women-hating…yawn…boring!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 9:23 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Juliet bang

      Come on, WO – haven’t you ever seen “Mean Girls”? This is a quintessential part of the girl experience. Boys beat each other up and get over it, girls harbour a grudge forever, whisper secrets and take turns excluding one another. Most girls stop this awful behaviour once they leave high school. And the ones who don’t- well, once they leave a note, we mock them.

      If you are female and was never exposed to this – wow. How did you do it?

      Dec 20, 2007 at 10:55 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Gez bang

      Thanks for backing me up Juliet (I’ve got your back from now), but I’m afraid WO is right. I just plain hate women. Especially the ones without penises.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 8:22 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   wickedopinion bang

      Thank you Gez…for actually getting my point. Hey, WP (where are you??) , is THAT irony? I’m still working on my understanding of the word. Oh, and Juliet, most of the reason why girls (and boys) behave that way is because people like you accept (and thereby perpetuate) that kind of behavior. (steps down off of soapbox) please hold all applause….thank you

      Dec 21, 2007 at 9:44 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.6   Juliet

      Your seeming-hostility is the exact thing I was talking about… geez.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 12:41 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.7   GVI bang

      Bitchy much??

      Dec 21, 2007 at 12:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.8   Gez bang

      I didn’t really get your point, I was kidding; did you know that and respond in a sarcastic manner? Why don’t people write what they mean anymore? It’s all too confusing. Do I even mean that? I don’t know.

      Actually, going back to the original accusation of me being a woman-hater. I never said or insinuated that all girls are bitches. I insinuated that all girls were “like that” (displaying behaviour similar to good old Gertie)at high school. I didn’t use the word bitch.

      Try lightening up a little, I think you and the people around you would enjoy life more.

      Oh yeah… Merry Christmas

      Dec 22, 2007 at 10:55 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.9   Writerrejected bang

      GEZ’s comment is like a PA note within a PA note. I think my head hurts from trying to untangle all the passive aggression being flung around. All so nicely played.

      Dec 22, 2007 at 12:40 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.10   wickedopinion bang

      Gez – There is nothing more PA than a whiny backpedaler. I’d rather be a bitch.

      Happy New Year! (***sarcasm alert)

      Juliet – Didn’t mean to jump all over you – my point was not that girls like that don’t exist…I am just sick of it being considered “normal” and acceptable for them to behave that way. I see now that that’s not what you were saying. Happy New Year (no sarcasm)

      Dec 26, 2007 at 10:04 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.11   Gez bang

      @WO I like you. You have chutzpah and a lack of humour that in combination make you a very interesting person.

      :-) XXOOXX :-)
      <3

      Jan 9, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   anony-mouse

    All that’s missing on the end is “LYLAS.”

    Dec 19, 2007 at 9:54 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Grimfool

    Is her name Gertrude, Sue (she writes “and im sue you feel the same”) or . . . Jerluide? She’s definitely dotting an “i” somewhere near the end of her signature!

    Team Basic Handwriting Skills?

    Dec 19, 2007 at 9:59 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    What’s up with all of those stars? Is Gertrude really Bootsy Collins?

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:07 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Canthz_B bang

      Bootsy

      Just in case…

      Dec 19, 2007 at 11:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   doeseatoats bang

      It’s spangling.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 3:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Writerrejected bang

      LOVE Bootsy Collins. Probably better to find some YouTube Footage to get the full funk effect.

      Dec 22, 2007 at 12:42 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   Canthz_B bang

      Dec 23, 2007 at 12:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   Canthz_B bang

      Bootzilla

      Screwed up my link at #4.4 :-)

      Dec 23, 2007 at 12:31 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Crash bang

    C’mon, give the girl a break…after all, her name is Gertrude.
    She’s gott’a be rememberd for something other than that.

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:07 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Patty O. Furniture

      And apparently her parents hate her.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 11:40 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    “Hi Gert, I hate how you hit on my man…wanna sign my yearbook? Cool, I wish you (all?) the best in life too.”

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:10 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Uuber

    Give good old Gertie a break! Maybe Margie was to blame for the loathing…

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   secondsout bang

    I would be interested to know what the three dots after “interesting person” represent. As in, what was left out? Maybe “you are quite an interesting person; that fungus crawling up your back is fascinating!”

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:12 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   secondsout bang

    Margaret says that Gertrude always made passes at her (Margaret’s) boyfriend. What she doesn’t say is whether said boyfriend accepted these passes. hmmm….

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Crash bang

    Oh I’m sure they are both very nice, friendly and interesting girls….
    Just ask any one of Magaret’s boyfriends…

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Wade bang

    Gertrude?

    Margaret?

    How did you get a copy of my great-grandmother’s yearbook?

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:21 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Canthz_B bang

      I was thinking “Dennis The Menace”, but the dark haired girl was Gina! LOL

      Dec 19, 2007 at 10:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Candice A

      That’s the same thing I was wondering. Who in the last 50 years has named their child Gertrude? That’s an excuse for being a passive-aggressive bitch if I’ve ever seen one!

      Dec 19, 2007 at 10:32 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   GezD bang

      Made the mistake of adding a reply to the first comment without reading the rest. Oops.
      Team Read all Comments B4 repeating what has already been written.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 3:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   super_fan99 bang

      Beaten to the punch again. Damn I need to get on here quicker.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 5:57 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Canthz_B bang

    interesting people

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:29 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   hannah

    This is almost exactly how I feel about my flatmate who is moving out next week .

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   amy d bang

    Gertrude, you are quite the….interesting…person, yourself. I can almost say that I won’t kill you this summer if you don’t KEEP YOUR TRIFLING HANDS OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!!! Hope to see you soon. Love, Margaret

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:48 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Wade bang

    Are you there, Gert? It’s me, Margaret.

    Now that we have graduated, I would like to help you with guys, since you tried (and failed) so many times to steal my boyfriends. Repeat after me: “I must, I must, I must increase my bust”.

    bff kbai

    Dec 19, 2007 at 10:50 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Canthz_B bang

      Dearest Margaret,

      I did not fail. Your boyfriend Roger gave me an STD. Call the clinic at 555-ewww.

      Smooches
      Gert

      Dec 19, 2007 at 11:08 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   WickedLady bang

      PS: My boobs, my boobs, my boobs are OK! :D

      Dec 20, 2007 at 5:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.3   T-Bone

      Wade: Nice reference, my dear! One of my favorite teen books of all time.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 10:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Kelly

    I bet that high school drama was fucking delicious.

    Dec 19, 2007 at 11:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Paragoddess bang

      If I have to wear the unitard for E’s being delicious, how about drama?!? Assuming drama is edible, it may be very bitter.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 8:45 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Rocky bang

      Oh, yes Paragoddess, not to worry, I was just finishing getting out of it and changing into a regular 2 piece uniform, but here it is all laundred and ready for…….

      Kelly must don the Unitard!
      W007!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 9:35 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   Kelly

      Eh? Ah….I think I missed something, as I am not a regular and I don’t read every post ever. Damnit. And I am not flattering in a uni-anything.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 12:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   Wade bang

      Kelly

      here you go

      Dec 20, 2007 at 1:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   ALA bang

      We’ve given up “fucking delicious” entirely. When someone makes reference to it (or commits some other horrible PAN gaffe), said someone must don the unitard.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 1:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.6   Kelly

      Well…can I call a do-over? I didn’t know the rules. :p

      Dec 20, 2007 at 2:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.7   Canthz_B bang

      There are no do-overs in PAN. We all must pay our dues. Welcome aboard…now wear it! :-D

      Dec 20, 2007 at 6:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.8   super_fan99 bang

      And the Anti F-D movement grows a little…

      Dec 21, 2007 at 6:00 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.9   Gez bang

      I think F-D already has a kitch retro value. I may lobby for its reinstatement in 2008.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 8:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.10   amy d bang

      I believe it has to go away first.
      Although I do find the mutation (F-D) slightly less irritating.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 10:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Zsa bang

    what a dis to Margaret! Even b-rated friends leave KIT and a phone number (even if it is fake)

    Dec 19, 2007 at 11:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Canthz_B bang

      LOL
      Yearbook notes are so fake. A number of girls signed mine saying that they thought I was cute and funny.
      I wanted to scream, “Then why couldn’t I get laid!” 8)

      Dec 20, 2007 at 6:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Writerrejected bang

      Zam, life is so unfair. It only ever matters what the boys think. Right? I hate that.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 6:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Numinous bang

      >I wanted to scream, “Then why couldn’t I get laid!”>

      Um, probably because you were a 17 year old boy and all high school girls are b*itches who want college guys? Either that or they’re sluts and you wouldn’t want to touch them.

      :)

      Dec 21, 2007 at 8:02 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.4   wickedopinion bang

      AGAIN with the girl-bashing? Numi, a slut is a girl who will fuck anyone, a bitch is a girl who will fuck anyone BUT you. Maybe you are not fuckable. Deal.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 9:56 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.5   Writerrejected bang

      I do love me some wicked feminist opinions. Seriously, w-o. You are my hero. (I thought Canthz B was of the female persuasion until yesterday.)

      Dec 21, 2007 at 10:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.6   amy d bang

      My screen sizzled with that one WO. I loved it!

      Dec 21, 2007 at 10:24 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   lola bang

    Gertie? I always wondered what my mother-in-law’s name was. I usually just call her “bitch” or “alcoholic bitch” for more formal occasions.

    This note was very similar to the pre-wedding pep talk MIL gave me: “Out of all the people in the world for my son to marry, I never would have picked you. But I’m sure you wouldn’t have picked me either.” What was your first clue?

    Dec 19, 2007 at 11:59 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Alix

      Hahaha! Ouch! Lola, that is the stuff comedies are made of. Do you have any notes from her you can post here?????

      Dec 20, 2007 at 12:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   lola bang

      Alix: I already did send one in – it was on a t-shirt that she bought for my mom. Maybe one day the PAN goddess will find a use for it.

      My MIL is pure passive-aggressive evil.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 7:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   groovyyaya

    I can translate those three dots (elipses). They mean “Why the f have you asked me to sign your yearbook? Are you SO desperate for signatures in your yearbook that you would ask ME to sign it? Dear lord girl, it wasn’t me that was hitting on your boyfriend… that skanky boy thought that I wanted his ass every time I asked him to pass my assignment forward. Get over your pathetic self”

    Dec 20, 2007 at 12:56 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   chonny

    Sweet, man-stealing Gertie even took the time to sketch out some delightful little star graffiti for her dear friend Maggie. Though I would’ve gone for the hearts with the arrows through them, I commend her extra effort. I’m pretty sure high school girls invented passive aggression.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 10:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Juliet bang

    After reading these some of these comments I feel like I am watching “Mean Girls” all over again. LOL!

    It’s semi-awesome.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 10:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   GhostWriter bang

    This here’s a story about Mar-gar-et and Gertrude
    Two young Sophomores with nothing but a bad mood
    They’ve said it round-about, can’t hide their attitude
    And here is what happened when they each signed a yearbook.

    They headed down, to a get the ol’ hall pass
    That’s where they ran into a guy from gym class
    Margaret got a man by shakin’ her ass
    Gertrude took her honey and run.

    Go on, take her honey and run,
    Go on take her honey and run…

    Billy Mack was elected as the class Prez
    You know he knows who’s a hottie, from his fat sis
    He ain’t gonna let those two escape his clutches
    He drives a little Beemer- real asshole!

    Gertrude, whoa, what a thing to say,
    Margaret wrote back at her the very next day
    Each hates the other one, but
    They can *almost* say
    “I’m gonna miss you and your interesting ways…”
    Singin’ –
    Go on, take her honey and run,
    Go on, take her honey and run…

    Dec 20, 2007 at 11:19 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Wade bang

      Bravo, GW!!!

      Awesome use of a Steve Miller Band song!

      :D

      Dec 20, 2007 at 11:29 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   mere bang

      so, at first, i was singing the ‘brady bunch’ theme (which also works) until i got the chorus.
      yeah. i’m a (uni)tard.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 1:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Rocky bang

      GW, I don’t know how you do it.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 1:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   anglophile bang

      I love it! I especially love the way the Billy Mack stanza doesn’t rhyme just like the original doesn’t. Genius!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 2:36 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   amy d bang

      Mere, I started singing it to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies ;)

      Dec 20, 2007 at 2:58 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.6   mere bang

      awesome!! :)

      Dec 20, 2007 at 3:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   GhostWriter bang

    Sing along!

    home-made video for “Take the Money and Run”

    Dec 20, 2007 at 11:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Writerrejected bang

    You know that these are the girls who always come back to the reunion together as a Wommyn’s Couple, driving a subaru wagon with children named Sunflower and Ashby, saying: “All that hatred and competition in junior high was just sexual tension! Who knew?”

    Dec 20, 2007 at 11:42 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #24.1   Paragoddess bang

      I don’t agree. I see these girls growing up to be like Edie, Bree, and new girl Catherine on “Desperate Housewives”. Catfighting, maintaining horrible grudges, and using the others’ egos as punching bags.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 2:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.2   Writerrejected bang

      Oh, I guess you’re right. I was hoping that erotic love would prevail over bitchy catfighting, but I guess I was momentarily living in California and wishing the world were better than it really is. I concede to your paragoddess wisdom. They probably ended up beyotches.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 3:06 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #24.3   Wade bang

      I see these girls growing up to flame each other somewhere around the millionth post on the cranky server thread.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 3:09 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #25   analyst

    Did you notice that the entire note was written in lower case (except for the first I) , including her signature “gertrude”, which she subsequently wrote over with a capital G? She did not write over margaret with a capital M, however. This subtle form of PA is the great stuff I remember from high school. It’s along the same line as, “I absolutely love that sweater! WHERE did you find that? WAL-MART?”. (said with a sly grin)

    Dec 20, 2007 at 1:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   mere bang

    you know, you could just about look past the ‘i can almost say..’, if it weren’t for the underlined “almost”.
    thanks for the enememories… BITCH.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 1:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   wickedopinion bang

      I LOVE enememories. That’s the best thing to happen on this website in days. Thank you.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 9:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Writerrejected bang

    Frenemies for life.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Writerrejected bang

    So sad, the state of modern girlhood.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   drinless

    team gertrude is almost a
    bitch, with a horrific name.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   cumulonimbus bang

      Most certainly all bitch, with a horrific name.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 3:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   lala

    Not all teenage girls were/are mean girls. I hate this stereotype people have bought into.

    Dec 20, 2007 at 4:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   anglophile bang

      Me too! I myself was a paragon of virtue: kind to all who crossed my path, never engaged in gossip, asked the girl with dandruff if she wanted to sit at my table at lunch, turned the football captain down when he asked me to Homecoming because I knew Stacey had a crush on him (he ended up going with Michelle and getting her pregnant, but the baby was really cute), never rolled my eyes at my mother, and was the darling of all my teachers. Just look at what a good person I grew up to be!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 4:34 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.2   Paragoddess bang

      Does art imitate life or life imitate art…? The idea for the teen movie “Mean Girls” came from somewhere. No, not all teen girls are mean, but a good majority are, at least where I came from. My 17yo step-son has introduced me into the world of mean girls by bringing most of them home!

      Dec 20, 2007 at 4:45 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.3   analyst

      Stereotypes exist for a reason. Who knows, maybe the pastures are greener in LALA-land. If only I could visit….

      Dec 20, 2007 at 11:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #30.4   Jahzzie

      Where were all of these paragons of virtue when Iwas in high school???? Iwas the chubby, silent, death metal/goth chick with 2 friends in high school. “Never been kissed”, “Mean Girls” and Romy and Michelle’s high school reunion” could have been written by me. However, growing another 2 inches, dropping 30 lbs and travelling a large part of the country has given me a very good moral for my story. “don’t make fun of the chick who will probably wind up wind up your boss and watching your husband making an ass out of himself around me”.
      P.S. My 15 year reunion is coming soon. I’m really looking forward to this one.

      Jun 13, 2008 at 4:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Jodi Blaze

    Emphasis on “Almost”

    Dec 20, 2007 at 4:22 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   mamason bang

    I bet margaret’s boyfriend was fucking delicious!

    Dec 20, 2007 at 4:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   cumulonimbus bang

      And I wonder if Margaret asked delcious to also sign her year book.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 3:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   Zach and Henry

      believe me, he’s not.

      Dec 22, 2007 at 12:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   mamason bang

    I have an Aunt Gertrude. She lives on the Jersy shore. She’s a real bitch. She made gross eggs. I couldn’t eat eggs for years after having spent an entire summer w/her. Seriously, how do you mess up eggs? :-(

    Dec 20, 2007 at 4:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Writerrejected bang

    Do you think Gertrude Stein was a mean teenager? Her yearbook entry would say: “I almost, almost I, miss you, most, miss you, least, miss you not, Miss Margaret. Almost interesting you. Same same you feel? Almost same about me, you feel. Feel you. Almost. Love, Gertie p.s. I’ll snag your man (and your woman) anytime I want, bitch.”

    Dec 20, 2007 at 6:46 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #34.1   Rocky bang

      After reading that you cannot be writerrejected! You have to be writerpublished! Amazing reference. I don’t know if any of us are worthy.

      Dec 20, 2007 at 10:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.2   Writerrejected bang

      You’re nice, Rocky…um…you don’t happen to be a literary agent, or anything, right? Even the best writer is rejected like hell these days. Talk about passive aggressive business. Check out my blog for some really bad PAN. :-)

      Dec 21, 2007 at 8:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #34.3   Rocky bang

      Sorry, not a literary agent. Good blog. MY GOD wr!!! Talk about PANs! I absolutely could not ever be a writer and face that kind of condescending rejection to a manuscript into which I had poured my soul.
      I guess you develop a thick skin or literally die trying (no puns intended), much as actors do. And it wouldn’t matter how many times you got published, being kissed off via PAN….ugh.
      Like being dumped by way of text message! I don’t know how you do it.

      Dec 23, 2007 at 8:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #35   Mike Kushnir

    seriously, this is one of the best notes i’ve seen on here in a long time.

    now, i would love to see what margaret wrote in gertie’s yearbook…

    Dec 21, 2007 at 4:34 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #35.1   "margaret"

      i told her to have a nice summer.

      Dec 21, 2007 at 9:20 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #36   Lesley

    Uch. Did somebody break into my house and steal my yearbook from 1991? Because it has a bunch of messages like that in there.

    My favorite quote from my yearbook is when people wrote: “Even Though I Never Spoke To You, I’m Sure You’re a Great Person”. Translated: “Who The Hell Are You and Why Did You Shove This Yearbook In My Face?”

    Dec 24, 2007 at 3:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   robins

    geez whitney that sux

    Dec 27, 2007 at 11:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Marc

    They are bitch**s
    http://www.spymac.com/details/?2321924

    Dec 28, 2007 at 10:38 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   WanderingPenguin bang

      Yeccch. Another ad-bot idiot. Friggin’ wastes of space. Although I do wonder what the SECOND letter missing from “bitches” is supposed to be. Maybe it’s “bitchies”? And it’s pretty funny when you put asterisks in but actually leave the offensive part of the word intact. Sheer genius.

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    To # 1.3 -

    I was never exposed to stuff like this because I spent most of my time with the guys in high school. And yes, I am female.

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    Um, I believe it’s 2good2b4got10. Just trying to help out! Thx, ~c

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