Entries from January 2008

the zagat guide to threatening signage

January 31st, 2008 · 86 Comments

“beware,” indeed: walking along “west 25th or so” in manhattan, this “work of art” was enough to make eric “personally” “shit his pants.”

tangential: the zagat history of my last relationship [the new yorker]

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Tags: new york · not-so-veiled threats · unnecessary "quotation marks"

if we give up our exclamation points, the terrorists win!!!

January 30th, 2008 · 60 Comments

“the tiny sioux city, iowa airport had a jaw-droppingly comprehensive intro to what one could or could not take on board a plane,” reports timoni in san francisco, including actual sample-sized bottles of toiletries taped up, show-and-tell style. “the corker, though, was this vehement note near the end (which, yes, had a plastic QUART-SIZE BAG!!!!!!!!! […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · airport · apostrophe abuse · exclamation-point happy! · sioux city · spelling and grammar police

crying over sour milk

January 29th, 2008 · 119 Comments

ashley in chicago says her roommates are the king and queen of passive-aggressive notes. (”if they ever found this site, they’d think it was a self help group,” she says.) the latest example:

ashley’s still fuming over this one. “i mean, come on just throw it away yourself! you’re probably exerting more energy writing the email […]

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Tags: chicago · cleaning · fridge · roommates · would you mind?

paul newman: the franz ferdinand of the fridge

January 27th, 2008 · 86 Comments

this fridge saga (from a boston-area university lab building) comes to us with a confession on the part of the anonymous submitter: she started it, sort of.
it all began when she discovered that her salad dressing had been mysteriously disposed of. sad that she had to eat dry lettuce for lunch, she left a note […]

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Tags: food · fridge · lab rats · massachusetts · saga · university · whiteboard

a friendly tip from your waitress

January 24th, 2008 · 259 Comments

at the washington restaurant where scott works, a customer recently informed one of his coworkers that when she was a waitress back in the day, tips were regarded as a luxury (a sentiment that’s been echoed by many commenters on this site).
thrilled as she was by this little history lesson, scott’s coworker decided a little […]

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Tags: d.c. · restaurant