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When it says, brush my… It really makes one first wonder, just what the hell is this person going to brush?
Jan 5, 2008 at 5:59 pm rating: 10
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:35 pm rating: 0
Look under the toothbrush… it continues to say “my gums”
That is so freaking gross… using a roommate’s toothbrush.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm rating: 1
Well, right, I read that, but because of the disjointed writing, it briefly makes you wonder where the person’s brushing – at first glance.
Of course, the gums are gross enough.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm rating: 0
Of course, if this is really the biggest problem in this guy’s life, he’s not really doing so badly.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm rating: 2
Of course, this person might not have as many problems if he would stop brushing his gums so hard. Maybe switch to a toothbrush instead of brushing your teeth with a shingle. Are you really telling me that you can’t find soft-bristle toothbrushes in a store without your dentist giving it to you “special?”
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:08 pm rating: 3
Isn’t that “special” doesn’t he know the Dentist gives everyone a toothbrush!
My dentist never gave me a toothbrush.
They have us buy ones we can find at our local pharmacy at 3 times the price
I would feel slightly happier to be given one for free.
Jan 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm rating: 0
What is 3 times the price of free?
Jan 8, 2008 at 6:22 pm rating: 7
Nina means the dentist makes her buy one from his office that is three times the price of the ones at her local grocery.
You should really work on your reading comprehension.
Dec 3, 2008 at 11:37 am rating: 5
Wow, that’s sad. Is there only one store in his town?
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:14 pm rating: 1
I wonder what they used it for – scrubbing the grout? Don’t laugh – some people enjoy that kind of thing.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:15 pm rating: 2
I think it is hilarious that he wrote his name on his special toothbrush. Why?
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm rating: 1
because he loves it and feels happy about a solution to his problemed gums, and was raised in an all white neighborhood with good christian parents, and his underwear was labeled at summer camp as well and that is supposed to mean safe and sacred!!!
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:23 pm rating: 5
who did he tell that writing his name wouldn’t do any good? If he knew someone would use his toothbrush, why didn’t he put it somewhere else?
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:23 pm rating: 1
I absolutely agree. Keep the darn thing in your room if you know someone’s going to use it (and you’re trying to avoid it). Looks like “SOMEONE ” is just looking to get “victimized”.
Jan 7, 2008 at 6:41 pm rating: 0
Here’s a solution Mr. McWhiney Entitlement, listen carefully: Don’t brush your gums so hard !
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:23 pm rating: 4
Really – I just need the attention:)
Jan 5, 2008 at 10:43 pm rating: 1
I wonder if “whoever” is the person CHASE told writing his name wouldn’t change a thing?
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:24 pm rating: 2
If he was that intense about his toothbrush he should have just hidden it. Duh. Or, he used it in a drunken stupor and forgot. Asshat. Team Stop Brushing So F’ing Hard!
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:26 pm rating: 2
Of course they didn’t want to use thier own. Maybe that is why there is no longer a ring in the toilet…eeeewwww in reply to #7
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:28 pm rating: 1
And the Church Lady said, Oh! The dentist gave us our own toothbrush, hmmm? And we thought so hard much of ourselves that we wrote our little name on it, I see. Well, isn’t that special. Who could make a person so prideful? Ldt me think…Could it be SATAN !!!
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:32 pm rating: 7
Jan 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm rating: 0
You’re too young. It’s a Church Lady reference from old school SNL. Actually I’m too young too, I’m not sure why I know that. Unless you’re “huh” ing why it’s being used in this instance in which case I can’t help.
Jan 10, 2008 at 10:57 pm rating: 1
Those soft-bristle toothbrushes are perfect for cleaning under the rim of the toilet – doesn’t scratch the porcelain.
I’m just sayin’.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm rating: 2
who the hell is sanitary enough to brush regularly but unsanitary enough to use whatever toothbrush is within easiest reach?? who does that?
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm rating: 2
I say “WHOEVER” had better pack his/her things and leave. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Any time someone writes a PA note on butcher’s paper they mean freakin’ business!
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:38 pm rating: 4
“A brush especially for me, Dr. Payne? I’ll bet you say that to all the gingiva!”
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:41 pm rating: 3
My, I think the “Church Lady” may have something to do with such a clean toilet! *leaves room with her little mouth all puckered up* Sure showed him he was special.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:42 pm rating: 0
I cannot agree with the note writer.
I write my name on a regular basis and no one ever uses my toothbrush. Maybe she misspelled her name.
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:48 pm rating: 3
Make that “he” and “his”, though it does look like Chase tried to erase the ‘s’ in his name! LOL
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:22 pm rating: 0
Who owns this toothbrush, Bam-Bam Rubble?
Thanks folks, try the veal!
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm rating: 3
What was the toothbrush’s name (Fuller) and just how did it learn to write? If he’s brand new, how did he know writing it would not stop a toothbrush tort?
Can I stop asking questions now?
Jan 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm rating: 2
Where did you get yo’ toothbrush from?
I got it from my Dentist, I Got it from My Dentist
Where did you get MY toothbrush from?
I got it from yo’ bathroom
I got it from yo’ bathroom
Cleaned the bathroom from head to toe
don’t know if it’s a good model though
Where did ya’ get that toothbrush from?
I got it from my Dentist
I got it from my Dentist
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm rating: 8
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:20 pm rating: 0
Did you catch that?? Did anyone check the youtube? That was great! “I got it from my momma!!”
Jan 5, 2008 at 11:51 pm rating: 1
Since this guy’s gums are “deep purple” . . . to the tune of “Hush” . . .
I got tender little gums, I brush too rough
No doubt about it, they’re red and puffed
It’s the best brush my dentist gave,
I wrote “Chase” but I couldn’t save,
Yeah, “Chase” couldn’t save.
Bristles soft like a baby’s bum
Only tickle when touching my gum
You grabbed my brush to scrub the sink,
I can’t stand it, yeah,
“Whoever,” you stink.
Na na na . . .
My dentist gave it special to me, now
You took my Oral B
so my gums hurt terribly now
Softer bristles than you can buy now,
Brush, brush, I wrote my name
But I’ll have to brush and cry now
I miss it early in the morning,
Late in the evening . . .
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:07 pm rating: 8
Most awesome, Grimfool, most awesome!
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:45 pm rating: 0
Hide your new one
Put this one back out on a note
“Community toothbrush. I won’t say where it’s been, but the sun “don”t”shine there. Feel free!”
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:12 pm rating: 2
Now this is a good idea. I would scrub the grout or the toilet first, leave the toothbrush out for “whoever” to use, then leave a PAN after “whoever” has already used it. Less of the angry PAN, more of the “serves you right” PAN.
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm rating: 3
You can too get that at the store. That’s the exact same toothbrush I use. It came right off the shelf at CVS. It was the only one I could find with extra soft bristles … well, at that particular store, on that particular day.
Not saying that makes the roommate using it ok, just saying it makes the dentist’s claim of its specialness a little suspicious
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm rating: 1
I’d say it made the dentist’s bill a little higher as well! This putz just paid $25 for a “special” OTC toothbrush!
What a Maroon!
What a Ta-rah-rah-boon-diay!
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:26 pm rating: 2
More like an “OCD” toothbrush . . . on his next trip to the clinic, the dentist will no doubt sell him the toothbrush-on-a-chain with bristle sensors and motion alarm . . . for a slightly higher fee, special two-way medicine chest mirror with micro-cam, AND teach him how to use floss to make handcuffs!
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:59 pm rating: 5
“Hey, Doc…Can I see the one with On-Star®?”
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:55 pm rating: 4
Patty O. Furniture
I have that exact same toothbrush too. I bought mine at Target.
To be fair, it is a pretty awesome toothbrush.
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:16 pm rating: 1
To be fair is a good meme; it’s the most overused phrase in the UK, along with, “fair play to him”.
Jan 6, 2008 at 4:34 pm rating: 0
Ok first question…How did he KNOW someone used his brush?? Was there hair in it or something? Secondly, how may room mates does this guy have that he can’t narrow it down better than a “whoever”? I think he has bigger issues than brushing to hard…who puts all that crap in a note and then tapes the toothbrush to it any how??
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:18 pm rating: 2
Answer to your first question: It was wet!
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:11 pm rating: 1
lucky that golden showers didn’t write that one!
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:26 pm rating: 2
Actually, it looks like he taped it to the paper, then wrote the note. (Hence the need… …for ellipses) I think that makes it even weirder!
Jan 6, 2008 at 4:31 am rating: 1
Maybe there was a piece of spinach in the bristles?
Jan 6, 2008 at 6:54 pm rating: 0
Ick. Just ick.
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm rating: 0
OK, we’re talking head case here, folks.
Anyone who tapes a toothbrush to the paper before writing the note, and then includes a section wherein the toothbrush is talking to them as they write, needs help a dentist cannot provide.
Even our most honed PANskills cannot help this loser.
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm rating: 4
I think that’s not a speech balloon, but an arrow. Quite a deformed arrow, but an arrow nonetheless.
Jan 6, 2008 at 6:00 pm rating: 0
Sue Do Nim
dear cha e,
i said write, not print. duh.
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:17 pm rating: 1
I can’t help but think of the dread and dismay the people in the dentist’s office feel when they realize that today is Chase’s Appointment Day. I imagine Velma, the wily long-time dental assistant carefully scheduling her colonoscopy for Chase’s Appointment Day, leaving the less-wary receptionist, Linda, to fill in for her that day. Doctor Colgate arrives in the morning, and gives a glance at the day’s patient list and immediately retreats to the exam room for a whiff of the happy gas. Shari The Hygenist wonders if she can get her husband, who is on the fire department, to arrive in his truck and evacuate the building due to a dangerous chemical spill in the area.
The clock ticks inexorably away as 11:35 (Zero Hour) approaches, and in comes Chase. He shows his bleeding gums to Linda. He shows his gums to the patients in the waiting room, he complains to Shari that she’s poking his gums too hard and whines for 45 minutes at Dr. Colgate about the hint of pink in his sink. Finally, they are nearly rid of him. As he stops at the desk to make his next appointment in six month’s time, Linda has a brainstorm! She disappears for a moment and returns bearing the Oral B Advantage® Artica™ (Soft Bristle, Size 40, blue), saying in a very earnest tone, “Dr. Colgate would like you to have this special brush. You can’t get it in stores. It will help you with your gums.”
As Chase leaves the building, cradling his glorious toothbrush, Dr. Colgate, Shari and Linda watch him go, safe in the knowledge that they will not see him again for six whole months. On her lunch break, Linda plans a trip to Costa Rica in six months time, and purchases non-refundable airplane tickets. Screw Velma. She can deal with the little whiner next time.
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm rating: 20
If Chase has such sensitive gums, What would he floss with? He must not that is why his gums are so sensitive. Yucky! Bleeding gums.
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:35 pm rating: 1
Yuck in Tennessee
I have a friend who used to use her step-dad’s toothbrush to clean the toilet. And then didn’t wash it after. eww!
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:51 pm rating: 0
Like that would make a difference?
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:04 pm rating: 1
I would think that after using someone’s toothbrush to clean the toilet, the need to wash it afterward would be moot.
As long as we’re doing Toothbrush Confessions, I once had a live-in girlfriend with serious toothbrush-exclusivity issues . . . so I used to wet her toothbrush every morning, just to make her think I’d used it. Then she started leaving mine on the toilet tank lid, just to make me think . . . I hope . . . Ah, good times.
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:14 pm rating: 3
I think if you are faced with a toothbrush with cloggy brown bits all over it from under the rim of the bowl, it’s definitely going to turn step-dad’s stomach more than one YIT’s friend may have lightly rinsed after the act, that step-dad unknowingly uses. In a way, it’s an honest bit of aggression!
Then again, it happened more than once? Maybe that was a very clean bowl.
Grimfool, doesn’t everybody have serious toothbrush-exclusivity issues?
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:23 pm rating: 2
I’m talking SERIOUS . . . She moved in, I bought a toothbrush for her as a symbol of our living-in-sinness, and for two weeks I was reminded daily (!) not to use her toothbrush, her hairbrush, her floss . . . after she used my razor to shave her legs, I thought covert PA psych ops measures were warranted. It never was really an issue between us, though, just more of a running joke. Her BIG issue was whether the toilet paper hung over or under the roll . . .
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:34 pm rating: 0
Why could you not use her floss?
And the toilet paper roll hangs over, everyone knows that.
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:38 pm rating: 2
Well, if you put it like that…
Yeah, I’ve met the toilet paper people before! They made me think twice before I put a new roll in the holder(damn, new neurosis). It actually does make more sense for the paper to hang over…depending on the holder.
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:41 pm rating: 1
I guess because it was “her” floss (that I bought). She also used her own “special” soap, shampoo and rinse. Yet she would drink from my coffee cup . . . Interesting girl, and definitely not a bad girlfriend, just a bit obsessed with “her” personal hygeine items.
C’mon, PANcakes . . . what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done with a toothbrush?
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:44 pm rating: 0
Brushed my teeth. I’m the conventional type.
Shows ya what I know. I probably would have bought her a stupid house-warming gift like a necklace or something.
Jan 5, 2008 at 10:20 pm rating: 1
And the toilet paper roll hangs over, everyone knows that
Jan 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm rating: 0
i’ve used a toothbrush to clean jewelry – never used anyone else’s to brush my teeth
if someone used mine, i’d simply get another. i’m sure the dentist has more of the special ones so the drama is unnecessary (except as entertainment for us)
TC – over
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:14 am rating: 0
Here (Japan) not all the toilet rolls have perforated paper, but the holders have a metal edge, so you cut the paper against the edge. Has to be over for that to work!
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:48 am rating: 0
NOOOOO! I *always* rip it when its over!
Jan 6, 2008 at 1:06 am rating: 0
Well, you’d be ripping it if it was under over here as well!
Jan 6, 2008 at 1:11 am rating: 0
Interesting sentence, PR — “ripping it if it was under over here” — but, since I’m slightly to the west of you (South Korea), I know the TP of which you speak. Especially in the public bathrooms, where they have the ginormous, industrial-size rolls of one unperforated sheet.
Jan 6, 2008 at 1:48 am rating: 0
Well, I’m pleased my sentence grabbed your attention, Grim.
It’s all about the context.
It’s time for that bathroom adage, I guess:
(Let me slip into the plural)
We aim to please; you aim, too, please.!
Reading some of the notes on here, that probably applies as much to the gals as the guys.
Re: Korea. That explains the late night postings!
Jan 6, 2008 at 1:56 am rating: 0
TC, you crazy Canadian, you! TEAM OVER!
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm rating: 0
Bah. It has nothing to do with TC being Canadian. Definitely TEAM OVER!
Jan 7, 2008 at 4:58 pm rating: 0
Et tu, Penguin?
Jan 7, 2008 at 5:40 pm rating: 0
It seems that this is not the first time his brush has been violated, per the “wouldn’t change ANYTHING” statement.
If I were Cha e, I would buy a brand new toothbrush (from the dollar store), write my name on it, then use it to clean my dog’s teeth, and leave it on the sink. If the toothbrush violator struck, I would then be sure to alert him as to what he had put in his mouth.
But that’s just me. I have a few passive-aggressive issues…
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: 3
But wait…this is NOT A PAN JOKE…I saw a commercial IRL for a toothbrush that beeps after two minutes to let you know when you have brushed long enough!
I couldn’t help but wonder who needs such a thing and what they would do if the battery died after 1.5 minutes of brushing.
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:02 pm rating: 1
Possibly they would brush their teeth until their gums bled?
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:06 pm rating: 4
i have the oral b electric rechargable funness. it stutters at 2 minutes so i know i brushed long enough. I like it. Plus you’re unlikely to get someone using that to clean a toilet.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:15 pm rating: 0
Next we’ll have toilet paper that vibrates when your butt is clean.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:18 pm rating: 3
Heh. Mine stops vibrating when my butt is clean.
What’s that? TMI? Oh, sorry…
Jan 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm rating: 2
Jan 5, 2008 at 10:22 pm rating: 0
This is as bad as worst case of co-dependence I’ve ever seen. Can you see this in other circumstances?
“Thanks to whomever stole my special fork with the rounded tips. Now I have holes all over my face!”
Jan 5, 2008 at 10:45 pm rating: 9
I saw some TV special once where they sprayed a chemical on things in the bathroom to see how germy they were, and they used some kind of special photography to see how far the teeny, tiny drops of water spray into the air when you flush the toilet. The guy said, “If you store your toothbrush within six feet of the toilet, you might as well be brushing with water from the bowl.” Ever since then I’ve kept my toothbrush in my bedroom.
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:08 am rating: 0
Is that the same TV program that showed bottoms of women’s handbags, and handles of supermarket shopping carts, are more germy than toilet seats?
Closing the lid of the bowl will at least reduce the amount of microbial flush-mist . . . and are you sure your bedroom is sanitarily superior?
Ron Popeil presents the toothbrush condom!
Jan 6, 2008 at 1:56 am rating: 3
I’m not sure my toothbrush would be any less germy if I kept it in my bedroom.
Jan 6, 2008 at 2:36 am rating: 0
Jan 6, 2008 at 3:50 pm rating: 0
You should try a water-pik!
Jan 6, 2008 at 4:40 pm rating: 1
Hey SJ–I guess it depends on what goes on in your bed room and if it is under the covers or on top of the bed spread, exposed to God, country and the whole world. hehe
Jan 6, 2008 at 6:44 am rating: 0
It’s Team Chase on this one.
Using someone else’s previously used toothbrush is like wearing someone else’s previously worn underwear. Who cares how often it’s been disinfected/laundered, these are personal items.
What I’d like to know is how Chase figured out someone brushed their teeth with it as opposed to just wetting it to screw with him.
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:44 pm rating: 0
You know, due to his “I told you writing my name wouldn’t change anything.” Apparently there was something to cause Chase to write his name on the toothbrush. Maybe this is what happened to the previous toothbrush, hence the name on it (which is also passive aggressive.) Sounds like roommate shenanigans to me.
Maybe I’m not so much Team Chase… I need more info!
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:48 pm rating: 0
Seriously – the FIRST rule of living with anyone other than immediate family is: Never leave your toothbrush out where your roommates can access it. Especially if you have a tendancey to piss them off. It probably wasn’t even used on teeth…shudder.
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:59 pm rating: 0
umm… I love how CHASE never specifies what the roomate actually did with the toothbrush. Did he just use it, or did he like wipe his ass with it??
Jan 6, 2008 at 1:54 pm rating: 0
Why is he brushing his gums in the first place, is he missing teeth or something?
Jan 6, 2008 at 2:05 pm rating: 2
Just a few facts: The same bacteria that causes gum disease may also affect your heart.
Also taking a supplement CoQ10 can help both heart and gum disease.
This is for anyone who may have gum disease or want to prevent it and have a healthy heart!
Jan 6, 2008 at 3:21 pm rating: 0
Jan 6, 2008 at 3:32 pm rating: 0
Just part of my job CB. Thanks for the link.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:28 pm rating: 0
Well of course writing his name didn’t do anything. You have to write it 3 times while standing on one foot and hopping in a counter clockwise circle chanting, ” Mine, mine, mine…” duh!
Jan 6, 2008 at 3:55 pm rating: 2
That tooth brush was fucking delicious! And I mean it.
Jan 6, 2008 at 4:22 pm rating: 0
My mom dropped my tooth brush in the toilet once and forgot to tell me about it. She just put it back for me to use. After I found out I insisted next time she’d throw it away and one day my tooth brush way missing.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:02 pm rating: 0
Exactly how she managed to throw it into the toilet (twice!) remains a mystery. She doesn’t even brush her teeth in the bathroom.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:03 pm rating: 0
I’m afraid to ask where she brushes them, WL. LOL
I don’t understand the washing off thing either (#33). I believe mine would need to be boiled for a good bit or replaced completely…at once!
She brushes her teeth downstairs at the sink before she goes to work or to bed. Otherwise she forgets. Don’t worry.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:20 pm rating: 0
WL, I have heard some people with, erm…loud brushing habits. I was worried that your family made mom go to a diner or something! LOL
LOL. Well, my mom brushes her teeth downstairs, my sister has her own sink in her room and my dad and I brush in the bathroom. I always make sure I have a pink brush, so he doesn’t mistake mine for his, that has happened a few times and I’m not too pleased about it.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:31 pm rating: 0
I may not know the Homeland Security alert colors, but I sure as hell know which toothbrush color is mine! I have my priorities. ROTFL
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:46 pm rating: 1
Yeah, well my mom buys toothbrushes in all kinds of colors and when we need a new one, we just pick a nice color. My dad will never ever in his life brush him teeth with a pink tooth brush, so ta-dum! Plus I love pink.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:50 pm rating: 0
I wonder what psychologists would say about the “bubble” exclamation points?
Maybe they represent the abyss the writer would like “WHOEVER” to fall into.
Jan 6, 2008 at 5:45 pm rating: 0
To whom is the note addressed? “I told you writing my name wouldn’t change ANYTHING.” Was there a discussion about the toothbrush, the gums, the sharing, the dentist prior to this incident?
Jan 6, 2008 at 7:10 pm rating: 0
I know – I found that really weird too…it’s almost like he’s talking to the culprit, him/herself…
And now I’m giggling thinking about the conversation that preceded:
” Hey, Dan.”
“O hey, Chase, what’s up?”
“I’m really worried about my toothbrush…”
“Is there something wrong with it?”
“No…it’s just that…well. My dentist gave it to me special because I brush my gums too hard…”
“Well. I think someone’s gonna use it.”
“You really think so? That’s kinda gross, using someone else’s toothbrush…”
“Yeah! Really gross!”
“So what do you think I should do?”
“Waddyamean…about your toothbrush?”
“Yeah – because it’s special, you know?”
“Umm…ok…well. How ’bout if you write your name on it?”
“Write my name…but how can I do that?”
“Just with a marker or something…”
“Naw, man…I have a way better idea! Thanks, man – I’ll check you later.”
*shakes head* “What a douche….Hey Pete! Pete, come here!”
“Tomorrow morning…When you go brush your teeth – just wet Chase’s brush, k?”
“Just do it – trust me.” *snicker snicker snicker*
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:06 pm rating: 3
I put my head on my pillow last night and realized that I forgot this part:
….“Umm…ok…well. How ’bout if you write your name on it?”
“C’mon Dan – how’s that gonna work?”
“Well, the only way someone’s going to use it is by accident, right?”
“Well,…ok…yeah, that makes sense, I guess…”
“If you write you’re name on it, they’ll know it’s yours!”
“What if they don’t see it?”
“Make sure it’s facing up, dude, that’s all you gotta do.”
“Ok…but – write my name… how can I do that?”….
Please excuse my anal-retention.
Jan 7, 2008 at 1:46 pm rating: 0
#27.3, that point was made 8 and a half hours before you made it…see #29.
Jan 6, 2008 at 7:40 pm rating: 0
Someone’s keeping track.
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:08 pm rating: 0
We do seem to attract our fair share of the anal retentive types, don’t we?
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:28 pm rating: 0
I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about…but I believe that the correct term is anal-retentive: with a dash, you see?
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:10 pm rating: 1
it’s actual a hyphen.
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:27 pm rating: 2
Uh, Wade, did you mean to type, “It’s actually a hyphen.”?
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:44 pm rating: 1
anglophile: I think you meant to punctuate like this:
Uh, Wade. Did you mean to type…etc.
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:54 pm rating: 1
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:58 pm rating: 0
Whereas I believe it should have read thusly:
Uh, Wade? Did you mean to type, “It’s actually a hyphen”?
This is fun! More!
Jan 6, 2008 at 11:25 pm rating: 2
WP, are you really sure you want to use both “whereas” and “thusly” in one sentence? Seems a bit like overkill, to me.
(Notice how I deftly deflected the criticism away from me?)
And I stand by my original punctuation!
Not really, though. Of course the dang bird is right again! *shakes impotent fist at WP*
Jan 6, 2008 at 11:40 pm rating: 1
You guys think you’re SO cool JUST because you know how to italicize! Bah!
Jan 6, 2008 at 11:55 pm rating: 0
No, TC, that’s not the only reason we’re so cool. It’s also because we know how to underline can’t figure out how to underline using these message boxes. And it’s only really cool to know how to italicize on Crazy Italics Day!
At least you have a fist, Anglo. If you’ll kindly note in my little avatar, I am shaking an impotent flipper!
Jan 7, 2008 at 5:04 pm rating: 2
Well. You let me know when that is!
Because I’m gonna kick some ass! ready!
Jan 7, 2008 at 7:43 pm rating: 2
disinfecting that would be simple
Jan 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm rating: 0
When a room mate started using my toothbrush, I got another one and continued to let them use it until they got themselves a new one, which I then dipped into the toilet water because they don’t know how to use their own toilet brush either.
Before anyone says anything, there are more bad germs inside another person’s mouth than there are inside a freshly toilet-ducked toilet.
I shall let them know about this shortly after I move out.
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:52 pm rating: 0
Especially if that person has just “ducked the toilet” with their tongue.
Jan 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm rating: 0
set to evil
Say it with me,”That Toothbrush was fucking delicious!”
Jan 7, 2008 at 3:11 pm rating: 0
Not even at gunpoint.
Jan 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm rating: 1
Perhaps a new plan is need, eh WP? The unitard is not having it’s desired effect. This blasphemy cannot continue.
Jan 7, 2008 at 5:20 pm rating: 1
Honestly, every time I look at this thread (to see what I may have missed) I have to stop because it makes me worry about my gums. I was JUST at the dentist and my gums are fine – “good” even.
Weird. And ick.
Jan 7, 2008 at 11:21 pm rating: 0
To save on water, detergent, and effort, my husband and I use bath/shower towels a few times before putting them in the laundry. When we had a (now former) friend staying with us for five months a few years back, she used to use my towel. You know, the one I wiped my private parts with. She could never figure out what my objection was, and thought I was just a neat-freak or a germ-phobe. Tell me…which one of us was the normal one?
Another time, I went to get a new cartridge for my refillable razor, and found HER hairs in it! She’d taken it out of the pack, used it, and then put it back IN the pack, hoping I wouldn’t notice.
I wouldn’t put it past her to use someone else’s toothbrush…and it’s really weirding me out now, since it hadn’t occurred to me before. *shudder*
May 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm rating: 0
what? someone used his toothbrush? or no one used his tooth brush and he just believes someone did?
Jul 22, 2008 at 1:58 pm rating: 0
this doesn’t rate leaving a message um damn anyway
Oct 24, 2008 at 6:48 am rating: 0
and dont forget to wee in the kettle before ya go!
Dec 20, 2008 at 6:28 pm rating: 0
Seriously… we have to brush our gums now?
Feb 25, 2010 at 6:13 pm rating: 0
On second thought…just keep it. | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
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Nov 9, 2010 at 9:55 pm rating: 0
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