Octavio in Munich says that his landlord (who shares the same apartment) is a regular high priest of paternalistic little — the entire flat is covered with them. On the bathroom wall, for example, this glorious collage is what stares back at those seated on the throne. (Altogether now: “holy shiße!”)
going OUT?…
must turn the light OFFFF!!!
so, then…
byeeeee!…
please!!!
use the toilet brush!!!
.
94 responses so far ↓
#1
Kelly
The Pope, he blesses your Weiner Schitzel when you use the toilet brush. Jah?
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:36 pm rating: 9
#2
amazon
I don’t think I could pee with the pope watching…
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:40 pm rating: 5
#3
Canthz_B
Zeig power conservation and clean potties!
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:41 pm rating: 1
#4
Crash
For a moment there…at first glance, it looked like he was hailing Hitler…but than again…
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm rating: 0
#5
Crash
So do I use the toilet brush to turn off the lights before I leave ?
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm rating: 10
#6
Dent
somebody likessss to use a few to many s’sssss at the end of their wordssss!!!!! Ja!
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:43 pm rating: 1
#7
boone
ya, the pope looks like a freaky creep in that photo, deff would be disterbing
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:43 pm rating: 0
#8
Wade
Wait… his landlord is THE POPE?!?!
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:52 pm rating: 2
#9
Canthz_B
Ent ov poop iz lightz out!
–By order of Field Marshal von Kancopp
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:53 pm rating: 4
#10
amy d
Jesus wept at the sight of his earthly emissary used for such base purposes. Then he used Chase’s toothbrush to clean the toilet and turned the light off, giggling. The Lord works in mysterious ways, indeed.
Jan 6, 2008 at 9:57 pm rating: 15
#11
Canthz_B
Acch! Kidz now dayz. Vee never hat zeez problemz in zeh goot olt dayz. Leef zeh lightz on…shot! Dirty toilet…shot!
I miz zeh olt order! Zingz ver zo zimple zen.
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:01 pm rating: 2
#12
Sarah
My German degree just came in handy!
Jan 6, 2008 at 10:38 pm rating: 1
#13
ER
I love rhymes in German! German rap, for example, must be one of the best things in the world!
Jan 6, 2008 at 11:36 pm rating: 1
#14
Canthz_B
A picture of The Pope posted in the john? Talk about being a motivator…that’s dedication!
BTW, was he having a Hitler Youth flashback in that photo?
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:03 am rating: 2
#15
itsmeek
RULE # 356 NEVER, NEVER, USE ANOTHER MANS BRUSH.
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:18 am rating: 2
#16
Grimfool
Nein, nein, benutzen Sie nicht die Toilettebürste! Es wurde mir von meinem Zahnarzt gegeben und sehr weiche Borsten hat! Mein gott, Ich erklärte Ihnen, daß meinen Namen schreibend, kein unterscheiden würde!
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:29 am rating: 1
#17
Team Cassandra
Ooops!
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:31 am rating: 0
#18
Grimfool
Übrigens war, der Papst das Bumsen köstlich! Jetzt muß ich das unitard tragen?
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:32 am rating: 1
#19
strongbadia7
according to babelfish, the headline reads ‘the rough glaubenfest’. thanks, internet, i couldn’t figure that one out on my own.
Jan 7, 2008 at 12:44 am rating: 0
#20
Sloper
Licht an, licht aus. Das ist bestimmt dem Papst scheissegal. Und wieso streckt er sein Hand aus? Sucht nach seine Zahnbuerste.
Jan 7, 2008 at 4:06 am rating: 0
#21
Sloper
I find the sing-song quality that the note invokes amusing (the too-long repetition of “S”, the Bavarian accented “Liecht”). There’s passive-aggressive gold in this one. The red letters and the huge handwriting belie a frenzy that the cutesy tone tries to cover. Ein Meisterstueck.
Jan 7, 2008 at 4:11 am rating: 2
#22
WickedLady
Hier spricht das Klo: “Ich bin der Führer, und Sie sollen mir folgen. Sonst werde ich Hitler sended, um Ihren Hintern zu kicken!”
Jan 7, 2008 at 7:23 am rating: 0
#23
MJaz
My German husband says that posting notes on the back of toilets is kind of a national sport. When he was in the Army, his Seargent posted a big piece of cardboard, with a note asking the soldiers to please use that for their missives.
Jan 7, 2008 at 8:22 am rating: 0
#24
Katzndogz
In Germany, on the autobahn, their word for Exit is Ausfahrt. That always made me giggle.
Yes, I know this comment is only very remotely connected to the topic. Move along, people.
Jan 7, 2008 at 9:39 am rating: 4
#25
GhostWriter
Wolfgang walks by with a small paintbrush and another cup of blood. Nobody knows where he gets it. Nobody is brave enough to ask. He calls it “the sacred blood of Communication.”
“Off to paint us another note, eh, Wolfgang?” Heinrich asks in a wavering tone.
Wolfgang stops in his tracks and turns to Heinrich. His eyes and brow are wrinkled with intense, angry worry. He replies, “Ya- zee bassroom hass been violated and rekvires a written offerink!”
“ooOOkay,” says Heinrich. He thinks, “at least he keeps the car running…”
Jan 7, 2008 at 9:40 am rating: 5
#26
Writerrejected
Popes make me sad.
Jan 7, 2008 at 11:48 am rating: 2
#27
Writerrejected
Poops do not.
Jan 7, 2008 at 11:48 am rating: 1
#28
Writerrejected
In general, I think the two shouldn’t be mixed.
Jan 7, 2008 at 11:49 am rating: 2
#29
joe sorry
That sounds like my mum talking, when she is sober.
Jan 7, 2008 at 7:21 pm rating: 1
#30
aaa
I have to say, Pope Palpatine is not what I want to see when I’m pooping. :/
Jan 7, 2008 at 7:36 pm rating: 0
#31
Lurker
If you fight in the bathroom where the Pope’s picture is hanging, is it a pon tiff?
Jan 7, 2008 at 11:52 pm rating: 2
#32
amy d
OMG, I just realized that this sign is a
Pope-it-Note!
Jan 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm rating: 2
#33
Lurker
And the bathroom is now known as “The Vati-Can.”
Jan 8, 2008 at 1:19 pm rating: 2
#34
vib
This collage represents everything many germans “love” about bavaria. By the way: It’s “Scheiße” not “shiße” (“heilige Scheiße”).
Jan 9, 2008 at 5:51 pm rating: 0
#35
ruby
It’s spelled “sheisse”.
Mar 26, 2008 at 5:43 am rating: 0
#36
Scriptor
Heh, all those spelling mistakes… funny bavarians…
Oct 23, 2008 at 1:30 pm rating: 0
#37
Viola
Argh, I hate being Bavarian. I should move to another state if people associate Bavaria with crap like this… How dumb do you have to be to misspell “Licht”? It’s a five-letter-word, for God’s sake… And I’ve never in my entire life heard anyone abbreviating “also” to “als’ “. I’ve never heard anyone talking like a snake, either.
There have been many encounters with people who can’t decide on which punctuation to use, though…
(“benützen” is false grammar too! Argh, this sign is driving me nuts…)
Mar 10, 2009 at 5:06 pm rating: 0
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