Comments on: It always comes down to the toilet paper.

By: justin

justin — Thu, 29 May 2008 17:09:59 +0000

im a huge fan of jared van fleet. it took me by surprise to see him mentioned on here! good work!

By: oh, she said it.

oh, she said it. — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:49:02 +0000

[...] it always comes down to the toilet paper [...]

By: hamburke

hamburke — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 14:10:28 +0000

perhaps the roommate was expecting company and wanted the living space to look nice. I know that I clean the kitchen and living room and then worry about the bathrooms and bedrooms.

By: starburst2185

starburst2185 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 23:11:38 +0000

Sounds like the roommates have separate bathrooms to me, and it makes me wonder what Josh did to his roommate to make him send the band buddies to Josh’s bathroom. Girls, you know what I mean, no one in their right mind would want to share a toliet with 5 guys, that’s a worse mental picture then the thrift store dressing room!

By: sir jorge

sir jorge — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 19:23:32 +0000

i’d crumple the paper and flush it down her toilet.

By: Numinous

Numinous — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:57:53 +0000

Shouldn’t that be Sleezy, Humpy, Gropey, Dumpy, Slappy, Crappy and C@ck?

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:44:44 +0000

Sounds like your roommate needs therapy. She has serious hygiene issues!

Save a tree…don’t obsess over pee!!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 04:03:32 +0000

Seven guests and no PA note from the neighbors?
Sounds like Josh is a lonely and envious man.
Invite him to come and play next time.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:56:13 +0000

It helps if you have something funny to say.

By: raiseyourglass

raiseyourglass — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:55:41 +0000

Not piss freely. (I have dated some losers before but not that bad) Some people just don’t understand that it splashes when you flush the lid is up.
…. my guy is good at cleaning.
Maybe why we get along. Thank goodness he was raised right. Helps he took lab classes in college.

By: A.A guy

A.A guy — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:52:35 +0000

I think that we’ve lost sight of some very positive sides of this event.I mean they’re a band that don’t dry off with their own clothing and they actually used the bathroom.Bet those potted ferns are happy.

By: Lurker

Lurker — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:43:45 +0000

If the recipient already believes that someone else using your towels is nasty, then it’s implied, and its parenthetical addittion is unneeded.

If the recipient does NOT already believe that, then the parenthesis is not going to convince him that it is.

By the way, I used all you guys’ towels to clean up the cat vomit. Seriously, don’t feed her the cheap kibbles again.

By: Lurker

Lurker — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:39:36 +0000

I love you.

By: secondsout

secondsout — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 02:29:15 +0000

A double roll per day? Jesus Christ! Unless she has amoebic dysentery, she might be overdoing it. I’d be tempted to get one of those rolls with pictures on it that is intended to teach little kids when they have enough TP.