But…but…it’s cold out and you’re so close to all the really good gifting suites! Perhaps a Swarovski-crystal-encrusted-organic-sea-kelp loofah would change your mind?
(Thanks to Dan M. in Park City, Utah for snapping the photo.)
related: But He took the wheel
68 responses so far ↓
#1
SHARKFAN
If sundance a-holes do not block this drive, then who does?
Jan 23, 2008 at 7:56 pm rating: 10
#2
anglophile
I like that it’s in black and white. Gives a real noir feel to it.
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm rating: 9
#3
Canthz_B
Can an asshole dance in the sun?
Isn’t that indecent sun exposure?
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm rating: 3
#4
Canthz_B
Anyone dancing for the warmth of the sun in Utah, in January, cannot be called an A-Hole!
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:06 pm rating: 1
#5
park rose
Notice there are three tacks. A red, green and yellow one.
The blue (?) one was used as a weapon of vengeance by someone attempting to puncture the tyres of a car belonging to some illiterate Sundance A-Hole.
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm rating: 6
#6
Canthz_B
Who stole the fourth push pin?
Must have been some A-Hole!
Jinx, Rose! LOL
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm rating: 3
#7
Canthz_B
I hate Sundance A-Holes who picket against food drives and clothing drives.
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:13 pm rating: 2
#8
Maddy
Certainly gets the message across loud and clear.
Cheers
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:14 pm rating: 2
#9
Dent
im curious as to who would be doing a sundance in january, and why they would do it while blocking a drive, there are probably some much safe and practical spots to do a sundance.
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm rating: 3
#10
fantasy
Nothing worse than finding an a-hole in your drive doing the Sundance!
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:16 pm rating: 3
#11
amy d
Tri-color push pins attract Sundance a-holes. Film at 11.
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:16 pm rating: 8
#12
Capt. Obvious
What’s the “Passive” part of that sign?
This site is starting to suck .
Try harder plskthx.
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm rating: 0
#13
MJaz
What exactly DO Sundance A-holes do? I mean – normal A-holes definitely block drives. Maybe Sundance ones are too uppity for all that?
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:20 pm rating: 4
#14
Writerrejected
You know what the real a-hole parking question is, don’t you: What would Robert Redford do?
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm rating: 6
#15
Canthz_B
Awwww…not even the Sundance kids?
Jinx and great minds WR! LOL
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm rating: 1
#16
fantasy
Nice that there are no smiley faces.
It does make you crack a grin. 
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm rating: 2
#17
Canthz_B
“Well, It’s a wonderful time for a Moon Dance!”
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:24 pm rating: 3
#18
anglophile
OK, folks, it’s my first parody, so be gentle, please!
To Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head
A-holes keep parkin’ on my drive
And just like the guy who thinks his car means he’s alive
Nothing seems to stop
Those a-holes from parkin’ on my drive, they keep parkin’
So I just did me some postin’ on the run
And I said I didn’t like the way he got things done
Blockin’ in my car
Those a-holes keep parkin’ on my drive, they keep parkin’
But there’s one thing I know
The cars they park next to me won’t defeat me
It won’t be long til towing trucks drive up to free me
A-holes keep parkin’ on my drive
But that doesn’t mean those jerks will soon be leavin’ live
Cryin’s not for me
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop my pain from refrainin’
A shootin’ spree
Nothin’s worryin’ me
[trumpet interlude]
It won’t be long til towing trucks drive up to free me
A-holes keep parkin’ on my drive
But that doesn’t mean those jerks will soon be leavin’ live
Cryin’s not for me
‘Cause I’m never gonna stop my pain from refrainin’
A shootin’ spree
Nothin’s worryin’ me
Jan 23, 2008 at 8:59 pm rating: 13
#19
morpho aurora
buy bigger tacks – then spread them at the end of the drive instead of using them to hang signs.
Jan 23, 2008 at 9:10 pm rating: 6
#20
RALPHY
I suppose it’s against the law to block the driveway, but then again so is posting signs on telephone poles. Sounds like defamation of public property to me. OK-everybody’s under arrest!!
Jan 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm rating: 3
#21
ro-nonymous
That blue push pin was fucking delicious.
Jan 23, 2008 at 10:08 pm rating: 4
#22
Canthz_B
“The Hole In The Wall Gang” parks their Broncos (except Butch with his Mustang) in this guy’s drive?
How cool is that?
Jan 23, 2008 at 11:22 pm rating: 3
#23
Canthz_B
If you bend over too far while doing a Sundance, do you expose your Sunspot causing shocked onlookers to block people’s drives?
Jan 23, 2008 at 11:50 pm rating: 1
#24
Kelly
B-Holes and C-Holes?
Totally allowed to block the drive.
Saturn and Mars Dances only, please.
Jan 24, 2008 at 1:04 am rating: 5
#25
jean_luc_turbo
If you’re gonna’ be so kind and say “a-holes” then shouldn’t ya’ also kindly end it with “please”?!!
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:26 am rating: 2
#26
GhostWriter
A-hole, Aaaa-hole,
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Hey! me say “Hey” me say “Hey” me say “Hey”
Me say “Hey” me say Aaa-Hole
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Park all night on my driveway run
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Take Camaro to the movie fun
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Come, Mister towing man, tow the mean Camaro
Sundance come and me want ’em go home
Come, Mister towing man, tow the mean Camaro
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
It’s six ‘clock, seven ‘clock, eight ‘clock- Crunch!
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Six ‘clock, seven ‘clock, eight clock- Crunch!
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
A-, me say A-hole
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Hey! me say “Hey” me say “Hey” me say “Hey”
Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
Sing along with The Bellafonte/Beetlejuice Convergence
Jan 24, 2008 at 9:58 am rating: 8
#27
Huh?
Would this sign even work? Here’s my theory:
A-holes never think they’re A-holes. So any Sundancing A-hole is just gonna think, ” Oh, they must mean Robert, not me. I’m not an A-hole, I’m a VIP who needs to park. They’ll be *thrilled* to tell their little friends that *I* was here.”
Jan 24, 2008 at 11:40 am rating: 3
#28
hellkitty
i noticed they wrote “sundance a-holes” rather than “sundance a-list”
Jan 24, 2008 at 2:16 pm rating: 3
#29
bobwong
Eat, drink, and be merry,
for tomorrow you may be in Utah.
Jan 24, 2008 at 2:30 pm rating: 1
#30
RP
I’d just have the car towed.
If that’s not possible you could always pay the neighborhood kids to pretend the car is a trampoline.
Jan 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm rating: 0
#31
Carlina
Ugh, nothing irks me more than those independent movie nerds. They thing they’re hot shit… puh-leez!
Jan 25, 2008 at 3:12 am rating: 0
#32
bamBAM!!
where the hell did my terribly corny comment go??
Feb 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm rating: 0
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