Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

January 23rd, 2008 · 68 comments

But…but…it’s cold out and you’re so close to all the really good gifting suites! Perhaps a Swarovski-crystal-encrusted-organic-sea-kelp loofah would change your mind?

SUNDANCE A-HOLES DO NOT BLOCK THIS DRIVE

(Thanks to Dan M. in Park City, Utah for snapping the photo.)

related: But He took the wheel

FILED UNDER: Park City · parking · Utah


68 responses so far ↓

  • #1   SHARKFAN

    If sundance a-holes do not block this drive, then who does?

    Jan 23, 2008 at 7:56 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Canthz_B bang

      Sundance dick-wads are always welcomed, but not those A-Holes!

      Jan 24, 2008 at 12:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   this one guy

      The sign is totally valid. Lots of self-obsessed people in black invade the town to go to the Sundance Film Festival. This gentleman is expressing his desire to use his driveway, without having to back into a rented Hummer.

      Jan 24, 2008 at 1:52 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Utard

      Yeah, I second that. Total A-holes.
      As a local Utard, I love the fest, the screenings, the music, the events, the alt fests like Slamdance and Tromadance, but I wish they would leave the A-Hole attitude in LA where it belongs. No, wearing black and working in “the industry” and treating your fellow humans like shit doesn’t make you cool. It just makes you … an A-hole.

      Jan 24, 2008 at 5:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   anglophile bang

    I like that it’s in black and white. Gives a real noir feel to it.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Canthz_B bang

    Can an asshole dance in the sun?
    Isn’t that indecent sun exposure?

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:02 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Jeannie

      I think that would be a black hole sun.

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:36 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Canthz_B bang

      You’re right, of course…they are very attractive! ;-)

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   durian

      :)
      for 3.1,
      because Chris Cornell is cuter than Soundgarden as a whole:

      Black Hole Sun

      Jan 24, 2008 at 1:30 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Canthz_B bang

    Anyone dancing for the warmth of the sun in Utah, in January, cannot be called an A-Hole!

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   park rose bang

    Notice there are three tacks. A red, green and yellow one.

    The blue (?) one was used as a weapon of vengeance by someone attempting to puncture the tyres of a car belonging to some illiterate Sundance A-Hole.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    Who stole the fourth push pin?
    Must have been some A-Hole!

    Jinx, Rose! LOL

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:09 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   park rose bang

      :) I kept changing the damn submission before I submitted, CB!

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Canthz_B bang

      Great minds, Rose. :-)

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   park rose bang

      Actually, the non-existent tack (push pin) might be a weapon of mass non-punctuation. It did away with the sorely needed colon or dash (comma or semi-colon?) after ‘A-HOLE’.

      :D

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Dent

      or at very least an underlining?

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   park rose bang

      that’d work, too.

      Jan 23, 2008 at 9:25 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   mere bang

      the missing push pin is another form of p/a.
      yeah, that’s what i think.

      Jan 24, 2008 at 9:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    I hate Sundance A-Holes who picket against food drives and clothing drives.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   GhostWriter bang

      huh-huh… he said “A-Holes who picket” !!

      Jan 24, 2008 at 8:56 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Maddy

    Certainly gets the message across loud and clear.
    Cheers

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Dent

    im curious as to who would be doing a sundance in january, and why they would do it while blocking a drive, there are probably some much safe and practical spots to do a sundance.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   fantasy bang

    Nothing worse than finding an a-hole in your drive doing the Sundance!

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   fantasy bang

      Only thing worse that I can think of is having a Broken-down ” Plymouth Sundance” blocking my drive with my name on the title!!

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:02 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   amy d bang

    Tri-color push pins attract Sundance a-holes. Film at 11.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:16 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Capt. Obvious

    What’s the “Passive” part of that sign?

    This site is starting to suck .

    Try harder plskthx.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   anglophile bang

      Um, I believe this would qualify as a “hilariously hostile writing”, Capt. Obvious.

      Not that I ought to point out the Obvious or anything….

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:19 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Canthz_B bang

      The passive part is that there is no picture of a Mormon toting a shotgun!

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:34 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   Suhayla

      That it belongs here is made clear by lack of punctuation, block letters, random capitalization in the second half, and emotional placement/posting (obviated by the haphazardly placed thumbtacks and wrinkled paper). Oh, that and it’s a note.

      Jan 23, 2008 at 9:53 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.4   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

      It’s also subliminally passive (the best kind!) by the word “this” — in other words, I don’t care if you block other people’s drives, just don’t block this one. Next up: celebrity-starved Utahns desperately seeking A-list-holes to block their drives!

      Jan 23, 2008 at 10:45 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.5   GhostWriter bang

      …and P.S., Captain:

      You Must Wear the Unitard!

      Jan 24, 2008 at 9:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.6   Karen bang

      My first thought about the passive part is that the writer didn’t spell out ASS. Making nice.

      ;)

      Jan 24, 2008 at 10:56 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.7   Cass

      To be fair, here in Utah, swearing (in any form) is very taboo. Actually spelling out “ass” is likely to get one darned to heck.

      Jan 24, 2008 at 11:29 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   MJaz

    What exactly DO Sundance A-holes do? I mean – normal A-holes definitely block drives. Maybe Sundance ones are too uppity for all that?

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Writerrejected bang

    You know what the real a-hole parking question is, don’t you: What would Robert Redford do?

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Writerrejected bang

      Robert Redford. Jesus. Same, Same.

      Jan 24, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Awwww…not even the Sundance kids?

    Jinx and great minds WR! LOL

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   fantasy bang

    Nice that there are no smiley faces. :D It does make you crack a grin. :P

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:22 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    “Well, It’s a wonderful time for a Moon Dance!”

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:24 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   fantasy bang

      Would that be a full moon CB?

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:26 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   Canthz_B bang

      Not by me in Utah in January!

      Couldn’t get a link…copyright issues at YouTube. :-(

      Jan 23, 2008 at 8:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   anglophile bang

    OK, folks, it’s my first parody, so be gentle, please!

    To Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head

    A-holes keep parkin’ on my drive
    And just like the guy who thinks his car means he’s alive
    Nothing seems to stop
    Those a-holes from parkin’ on my drive, they keep parkin’

    So I just did me some postin’ on the run
    And I said I didn’t like the way he got things done
    Blockin’ in my car
    Those a-holes keep parkin’ on my drive, they keep parkin’

    But there’s one thing I know
    The cars they park next to me won’t defeat me
    It won’t be long til towing trucks drive up to free me

    A-holes keep parkin’ on my drive
    But that doesn’t mean those jerks will soon be leavin’ live
    Cryin’s not for me
    ‘Cause I’m never gonna stop my pain from refrainin’
    A shootin’ spree
    Nothin’s worryin’ me

    [trumpet interlude]

    It won’t be long til towing trucks drive up to free me

    A-holes keep parkin’ on my drive
    But that doesn’t mean those jerks will soon be leavin’ live
    Cryin’s not for me
    ‘Cause I’m never gonna stop my pain from refrainin’
    A shootin’ spree
    Nothin’s worryin’ me

    Jan 23, 2008 at 8:59 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Wade bang

      kudos, anglophile

      extra win points for tying in robert redford with the video, lol

      Jan 23, 2008 at 9:13 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Canthz_B bang

      Do people think they can just put anything up here?
      I’m glad not, because this is parody gold!

      Well done anglophile!! :-D :-D

      Jan 23, 2008 at 9:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   GhostWriter bang

      I believe this also marks the first explicit inclusion of a trumpet interlude. Bravo!

      Jan 24, 2008 at 9:04 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   morpho aurora bang

    buy bigger tacks – then spread them at the end of the drive instead of using them to hang signs. :D

    Jan 23, 2008 at 9:10 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   Writerrejected bang

      Yeah. Whose tires would Robert Redford slash?

      Jan 24, 2008 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   RALPHY

    I suppose it’s against the law to block the driveway, but then again so is posting signs on telephone poles. Sounds like defamation of public property to me. OK-everybody’s under arrest!!

    Jan 23, 2008 at 9:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   amazon bang

      Defamation of public property? Did the sign make a false statement about the pole, that harmed it? Sue for libel!

      Jan 24, 2008 at 1:57 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   ro-nonymous

    That blue push pin was fucking delicious.

    Jan 23, 2008 at 10:08 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Canthz_B bang

      Ooooo…don’t leave the result of that in the fitting room, ro-non. 8-O

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   fantasy bang

      eeeeeewwwww!!!!

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.3   Canthz_B bang

      Of course, if ro-non is a server, we know the reason for the crankiness now and can let that thread die! ;-)

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   Canthz_B bang

    “The Hole In The Wall Gang” parks their Broncos (except Butch with his Mustang) in this guy’s drive?
    How cool is that?

    Jan 23, 2008 at 11:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   fantasy bang

      IN THE ………WAY COOL!

      Jan 23, 2008 at 11:26 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Canthz_B bang

    If you bend over too far while doing a Sundance, do you expose your Sunspot causing shocked onlookers to block people’s drives?

    Jan 23, 2008 at 11:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Kelly

    B-Holes and C-Holes?

    Totally allowed to block the drive.

    Saturn and Mars Dances only, please.

    Jan 24, 2008 at 1:04 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   jean_luc_turbo

    If you’re gonna’ be so kind and say “a-holes” then shouldn’t ya’ also kindly end it with “please”?!!

    Jan 24, 2008 at 3:26 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   GhostWriter bang

    A-hole, Aaaa-hole,
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
    Hey! me say “Hey” me say “Hey” me say “Hey”
    Me say “Hey” me say Aaa-Hole
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home

    Park all night on my driveway run
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
    Take Camaro to the movie fun
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home

    Come, Mister towing man, tow the mean Camaro
    Sundance come and me want ’em go home
    Come, Mister towing man, tow the mean Camaro
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home

    It’s six ‘clock, seven ‘clock, eight ‘clock- Crunch!
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
    Six ‘clock, seven ‘clock, eight clock- Crunch!
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home

    A-, me say A-hole
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home
    Hey! me say “Hey” me say “Hey” me say “Hey”
    Sundance come and me want ‘em go home

    Sing along with The Bellafonte/Beetlejuice Convergence

    Jan 24, 2008 at 9:58 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   amy d bang

      Hahahahahahaha! *Snorting through nose* Guffaw, guffaw! *Trailing off to giggles*
      GW, that is priceless!

      Jan 24, 2008 at 10:06 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.2   anglophile bang

      Most awesome, GW. Reminds me I should see Beetlejuice again.

      *goes off to add it to her Netflix queue*

      Jan 24, 2008 at 10:07 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #26.3   Canthz_B bang

      Beauty on my screen!
      *heads off for a banana…

      Jan 24, 2008 at 10:22 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Huh?

    Would this sign even work? Here’s my theory:

    A-holes never think they’re A-holes. So any Sundancing A-hole is just gonna think, ” Oh, they must mean Robert, not me. I’m not an A-hole, I’m a VIP who needs to park. They’ll be *thrilled* to tell their little friends that *I* was here.”

    Jan 24, 2008 at 11:40 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   hellkitty

    i noticed they wrote “sundance a-holes” rather than “sundance a-list”

    Jan 24, 2008 at 2:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   bobwong

    Eat, drink, and be merry,
    for tomorrow you may be in Utah.

    Jan 24, 2008 at 2:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   RP

    I’d just have the car towed.

    If that’s not possible you could always pay the neighborhood kids to pretend the car is a trampoline.

    Jan 24, 2008 at 3:16 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Carlina

    Ugh, nothing irks me more than those independent movie nerds. They thing they’re hot shit… puh-leez!

    Jan 25, 2008 at 3:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   bamBAM!! bang

    where the hell did my terribly corny comment go??

    Feb 2, 2008 at 8:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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