Comments on: Paul Newman: the Franz Ferdinand of the fridge http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 16 May 2013 16:27:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Karsoe http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-202927 Karsoe Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:27:46 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-202927 Bloody hell, it looks like it was written by David Foster Wallace.* [* - not that I have anything against him.] Bloody hell, it looks like it was written by David Foster Wallace.*

[* - not that I have anything against him.]

]]> By: Neil http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58553 Neil Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:12:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58553 Fridge cleaning in an employee environment is a bitch!!!....but come on people if it is a condiment , leave it in the fridge!!!...those things last for eons.....no one is scoring you on how great you cleaned the fridge....and making a point by throwing out condiments makes you a loser....not a hero in your work environment... Fridge cleaning in an employee environment is a bitch!!!….but come on people if it is a condiment , leave it in the fridge!!!…those things last for eons…..no one is scoring you on how great you cleaned the fridge….and making a point by throwing out condiments makes you a loser….not a hero in your work environment…

]]> By: WanderingPenguin http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58441 WanderingPenguin Wed, 30 Jan 2008 00:05:11 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58441 *blink blink* .... you mean it's <i>not</i> about the band....? :| *blink blink* …. you mean it’s not about the band….? :|

]]> By: amazon http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58395 amazon Tue, 29 Jan 2008 20:33:24 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58395 As proof of how MTV has rotted my mind, when I read "Franz Ferdinand" in the title, I immediately thought of the band, and didn't understand how it connected to this post at all. *sigh* As proof of how MTV has rotted my mind, when I read “Franz Ferdinand” in the title, I immediately thought of the band, and didn’t understand how it connected to this post at all.

*sigh*

]]> By: ALA http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58329 ALA Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:52:34 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58329 An open tin of SARDINES? I gotta go with a Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ on that one. I think if you work in that office, you get to take the sardines from the fridge & put them in the accounting guy's desk drawer. Really deep in the drawer...underneath all of his files. You also get to put tacks in his chair, glue on his phone, turn everything on his desk upside-down, and saran-wrap his chair (putting loads of confetti between each saran wrap layer...this is especially cruel, as you can NEVER rid the workspace of all of the confetti). The sardines guy deserves whatever he gets. An open tin of SARDINES? I gotta go with a Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ on that one. I think if you work in that office, you get to take the sardines from the fridge & put them in the accounting guy’s desk drawer. Really deep in the drawer…underneath all of his files. You also get to put tacks in his chair, glue on his phone, turn everything on his desk upside-down, and saran-wrap his chair (putting loads of confetti between each saran wrap layer…this is especially cruel, as you can NEVER rid the workspace of all of the confetti). The sardines guy deserves whatever he gets.

]]> By: S.S. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58285 S.S. Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:45:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58285 Not to mention that everybody knows that lab samples and food samples are kept in two completely different fridges. If you label something "urine sample" and put it in the food-fridge, it's just a huge label saying "Hey! I'm delicious and my owner is trying to prevent other people from eating me! Eat me! Eat me!" Better label it something completely inconspicuous. Not to mention that everybody knows that lab samples and food samples are kept in two completely different fridges. If you label something “urine sample” and put it in the food-fridge, it’s just a huge label saying “Hey! I’m delicious and my owner is trying to prevent other people from eating me! Eat me! Eat me!”

Better label it something completely inconspicuous.

]]> By: Grimfool_Reluctant http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58258 Grimfool_Reluctant Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:21:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58258 Well, I WANTED to say . . . . "those condom-mints make __________ delicious" but I just really didn't want to stoop that low. I'm stooping, boss, I'm stooping! Well, I WANTED to say . . . . “those condom-mints make __________ delicious” but I just really didn’t want to stoop that low. I’m stooping, boss, I’m stooping!

]]> By: Grimfool_Reluctant http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58257 Grimfool_Reluctant Tue, 29 Jan 2008 09:18:22 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58257 NICE pickup, 2ndsout! Bonus soup for you! NICE pickup, 2ndsout! Bonus soup for you!

]]> By: secondsout http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58254 secondsout Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:41:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58254 when you visit Aunt Gertrude, be sure to look through her old yearbook and read the lovely comments that Margaret left for her. when you visit Aunt Gertrude, be sure to look through her old yearbook and read the lovely comments that Margaret left for her.

]]> By: WanderingPenguin http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58145 WanderingPenguin Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:33:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58145 <i>Thank</i> you. I thought I was the <i>only</i> one on here who kept seeing great band names every place he turned. :) Thank you. I thought I was the only one on here who kept seeing great band names every place he turned. :)

]]> By: WanderingPenguin http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58144 WanderingPenguin Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:31:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58144 Karen, as you may or may not have already noticed.... that is <i>precisely</i> what I am here for. :D Nice turn of phrase with "my brain didn't <i>connect</i> with it", BTW! Karen, as you may or may not have already noticed…. that is precisely what I am here for. :D

Nice turn of phrase with “my brain didn’t connect with it”, BTW!

]]> By: amy d http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58128 amy d Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:56:13 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58128 Are you going post-all, Grim? Are you going post-all, Grim?

]]> By: Grimfool_Reluctant http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58116 Grimfool_Reluctant Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:16:55 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58116 You leave shit in your refrigerator? (sorry, just having a Happy Gilmore moment) Do you have anything that doesn't have Spam in it? You leave shit in your refrigerator? (sorry, just having a Happy Gilmore moment)

Do you have anything that doesn’t have Spam in it?

]]> By: Grimfool_Reluctant http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/comment-page-1/#comment-58113 Grimfool_Reluctant Tue, 29 Jan 2008 00:10:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/01/27/paul-newman-the-franz-ferdinand-of-the-fridge/#comment-58113 Who threw out my 50 hard-boiled eggs? Who threw out my 50 hard-boiled eggs?

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