based on the online/canine aging scale (one dog year = one youtube day) this video is pretty much on its last legs, but we love it just the same. consider this post a mercy shot of euthanasia. (and thanks to maximilian, jen, chris, willa, nattie, cat and dave for passing along!)
related: oh, shit!
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66 responses so far ↓
#1 park rose
unHoly ghost, 2003, have you been playing?
Feb 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm rating: +2
#2 Wade
I wonder what a graspy voice sounds like.
Feb 6, 2008 at 8:46 pm rating: +2
#3 Canthz_B
Wieners crapped…Jesus wept.
Feb 6, 2008 at 8:47 pm rating: +1
#4 Canthz_B
If she picked up after the wieners, and there were footprints around Jesus…could those have been Jesus droppings?
Feb 6, 2008 at 8:49 pm rating: +2
#5 Canthz_B
I wouldn’t stress this one. What are they going to do?…Kill him?
He’d just come back.
Feb 6, 2008 at 8:53 pm rating: +4
#6 GVI
WWJD?
Feb 6, 2008 at 9:06 pm rating: +1
#7 Robin Claire
She won’t press charges if Jesus is unharmed…LOOOOOLLL
Feb 6, 2008 at 9:10 pm rating: 0
#8 Arden Michelle Mullen
Oh my. That is absolutely HILARIOUS.
That lady should win an award. She was amazing. *claps*
I loved the way the i’s were dotted with circles. (Come on, though, if you took the time to make circles, why not smileys? Or hearts?)
Feb 6, 2008 at 9:30 pm rating: +3
#9 the_maximilian
wiener poopie? my gosh…
Feb 6, 2008 at 9:40 pm rating: 0
#10 jnadreau
She thinks young people did it because they put lines around the word “Jesus”. Dumbass. That’s supposed to be his halo!
Feb 6, 2008 at 10:02 pm rating: +2
#11 bellabeastie
Truly I don’t know where to begin…. I think the “holdin Jesus” part of the note had me at the get-go. No “g” — no apostrophe at the end of “holdin”. Tsk tsk. Is Jesus in a Holdin Cell? Is this a Jesus Holdup? Is she under the camera and they will deal with her Personally? If Jesus is returned will she be forgiven the sin of leaving weiner poopie?
One can only hope. A moment of silence, please.
Feb 6, 2008 at 10:12 pm rating: 0
#12 Can’t. Stop. Laughing. « Jill’s Place
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Feb 6, 2008 at 10:15 pm rating: 0
#13 raiseyourglass
Do you think the FBI has gotten involved?
New episode for Without A Trace.
Feb 6, 2008 at 10:27 pm rating: 0
#14 bellabeastie
Bring back, bring back
Bring back my Jesus to me, to me
Used to have four dogs,
but now there’s only three
Just three
One was a bad dog,
Left too much pooooopie, poopie
All’s left was footprints
So bring back my Jesus to me….
Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.
Feb 6, 2008 at 10:31 pm rating: 0
#15 EyeHeartA2
From the WZZM site:
Sunday night, Jean told WZZM 13 News the statue had been returned, taken not by neighbors but by a family member. She declined to explain further, only that this has now become a family situation.
Jean says she is happy the statue is back, and says she doesn’t intend to press charges
Feb 6, 2008 at 10:38 pm rating: +2
#16 WanderingPenguin
An absolute delight. Even though the passive/aggressive “note” submitted wasn’t an actual note, there was a note involved… so I think we can allow it. Judges? Yes?
Hell, either way… sheer brilliance. My new favourite entry on this site. My personal highlight was when the reporter was reading the note out loud and deadpanned his way through the multiple instances of the phrase “wiener poopie(s)” without missing a beat - as if he was reading an official dispatch from the White House. Never mind Jesus - I actually wept.
I hope she starts receiving pictures of Jesus in front of the Eiffel Tower, Windsor Castle, the Wailing Wall, etc. That would be a perfect ending.
Feb 6, 2008 at 10:47 pm rating: +8
#17 Minda
The best part was the old lady saying “Weiner poopie?” Oh dear, I laughed. Hard.
Feb 7, 2008 at 12:36 am rating: 0
#18 adagirl
so I just realized that this is from my hometown. pretty awesome.
Feb 7, 2008 at 2:05 am rating: 0
#19 Ricehead
Oh where oh where could my Jesus be?
Oh where oh where can he be?
He’d be in your in your yard if you cleaned your poopie, and that’s where Jesus would be.
(two shows nightly; second’s different from the first)
Feb 7, 2008 at 2:52 am rating: +2
#20 ALA
Perhaps Jesus decided he wanted a vacation & is now off with the Expedia garden gnome & it’s likely that someone’s garden Virgin Mary is with them. I bet the garden statuary are whooping it up right now…a few Mai Tais on the beach, maybe a little karaoke & some para-sailing?
Clearly those crazy kids are just taking advatange of His absence to make a buck & clean up their neighborhood in the process. I’m sure Jesus won’t mind being used as leverage, as cleanliness is next to godliness.
Feb 7, 2008 at 3:21 am rating: +1
#21 GhostWriter
“The first thing I did was walk around my Jesus stand looking for clues, and then I noticed there were footprints behind it, and footprints in front of it.”
Feb 7, 2008 at 7:53 am rating: +9
#22 mere
OMG.. they took jesus!
Feb 7, 2008 at 9:20 am rating: 0
#23 mere
shaaaaaa-POOPIE
sha-poopie.
Feb 7, 2008 at 9:21 am rating: +1
#24 kelmeister
Those times when you saw one set of footprints? That was when I was carrying you.
Feb 7, 2008 at 9:33 am rating: +7
#25 Minda
At #21…
Wow. Good catch.
+20
Feb 7, 2008 at 9:36 am rating: +1
#26 p'chick
#24: the most over-quoted saccharine “poem” in the English language…
Feb 7, 2008 at 9:53 am rating: 0
#27 GhostWriter
Unfortunately for us, the kidnapping of Jesus clearly marks the End of Days. The scrolling newsline shows this: Schools and businesses are shutting down in chaos, and at 1:26, you can see that St. Isidore Catholic School is even cancelling “Freaky Friday”. Only the Rapture would get in the way of Fr. McBerman’s annual salute to Jodie Foster.
Never have the signs been more clear- repent while there is still time!
Feb 7, 2008 at 10:08 am rating: +2
#28 stuffed owl
Here’s a live link (the posted one is broken)…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUJ4es4cYIU
Feb 7, 2008 at 10:16 am rating: 0
#29 Tom
C’mon people…Everyone knows that poopie doesn’t come out of your wiener. Only pee-pee comes out of there. Get a life.
Feb 7, 2008 at 11:38 am rating: +4
#30 JayneDoh
FOLLOW UP: The note was actually left by her granddaughter. The note was a joke, but Jean Mansel takes everything seriously and called the news. Jean is very unhappy about the situation and she doesn’t think it was funny at all!
Feb 7, 2008 at 11:57 am rating: +1
#31 EvilTwin
Oh man….priceless! The “news” coverage of this is the funniest part. This is a longer news segment than the last murder got here in NY, for pete’s sake! And I love how the reporter goes along with the whole “weiner” thing instead of saying “owns three Dachshunds.”
Feb 7, 2008 at 6:02 pm rating: +2
#32 A.A guy
Jesus stayed at my place,I gave him a few nails and put him up for the night.
Feb 8, 2008 at 12:01 am rating: +2
#33 Alexandra
OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD
Feb 8, 2008 at 5:33 am rating: 0
#34 Heisa the Horrible
“We’ve seen you walk your wiener around”. Sounds to me like we’ve got a flasher on our hands, boys.
Feb 8, 2008 at 1:59 pm rating: 0
#35 Danielle
Bitch is TOTALLY LYING about cleaning that poopie.
Feb 8, 2008 at 7:00 pm rating: 0
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Feb 9, 2008 at 1:01 pm rating: 0
#37 Beej
I have a weiner dog and never pick up his weiner poops. Sometimes I pretend to pick it up with a plastic bag if someone is looking, becuase realisticy it’s a pretty big fine if you do not pick up the dogs crap. Baiscally it takes one to know one, and this lady is a bold face liar. She is using baby jesus as a lawn ornament for the appearnce of being a good person. She doesn’t deserve him back. Whoever has the baby jesus please donate it to a church where it belongs..on scared ground.
Feb 13, 2008 at 4:34 pm rating: 0
#38 Nyla
o.O that’s so weird… a few years ago i lived in a pretty decent neighborhood with my mom and dad, and we were on our way to –i forget where– but we stepped outside, and one of our 3 300 lb statues of Aphrodite was gone o.o Of course my mom freaked out, it was a set of 2 greek statues that somebody just plucked out of our front yard leaving a beer can, truck tire markings and a lighter in it’s place. The next day, the 2nd one was missing, so we decided to move our last statue (the little girl holding a cornucopia and worked as a fountain) into the garage. a week later the padlock on the garage door was cut, and the door left open. not only was our last statue stolen, but half of the belongings in our garage. we’ve still no idea who on earth took the statues o.o
~Kitten
Feb 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm rating: 0
#39 claw71
It was Patrick Swayze and he didn’t care about the poopie. Nobody puts Jesus in the corner
Depeche Mode:
Your own
Personal
Jesus
Standing next to your stairs
and garden chairs
Your own
Personal
Jesus
Now he’s no longer there
noody cares
Walking the loop but you leave the poop
no little bag or pooper scoop
You think nobody sees ya
but now we got your Jesus
God never said that thou shalt not
leave thy poop on the lot but give it shot
If you reconsider
we’ll give you the forgiver
Reach down and grab poop
Reach down and grab poop
Feb 28, 2008 at 8:37 am rating: 0
#40 nycki
This is the first time i’d seen the video for this! the story was all over a radio station here that just kept playing it because the way she talks is hilarious. seeing it just brought back a fit of laughter and tears!
Mar 14, 2008 at 11:42 am rating: 0
#41 Chris
Okay, so I’m loving this site, but I must admit to doing something similar. I once lived in a complex that allowed dogs (I had one, too). As a responsible dog owner, I always picked up after her; however, lots of people didn’t, so I was forever walking into something. I got fed up and put up a note in every single building in the complex…and, here’s the part that’ really awful…I even attached 3-4 plastic bags to every note.
Needless to say, it didn’t help and I just finally moved.
Mar 30, 2008 at 5:20 pm rating: +1
#42 badfae
That Jesus was fucking delicious.
May 9, 2008 at 7:10 pm rating: 0
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