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By: the patron(izing) saint of roommates

the patron(izing) saint of roommates — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 03:11:56 +0000

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By: Adhara

Adhara — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 19:34:02 +0000

Obviously, the note-writer is the stupid one here. The rampant use of apostrophes to indicate plurals in the second note makes me want to grab her by the shoulders and shake some sense into her bimbo head.

By: You can call Me the one moving out

You can call Me the one moving out — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:39:26 +0000

Perhaps this Marcie girl was really anal… and perhaps there wasn’t the roomie moving out was messy and she just wanted to be a bully to this girl? Perhaps she needed to buy more chicken because even though they split groceries, she would invite her friends over for dinners and eat it all? Perhaps she needed the air fresheners because she only changed the kitty litter once a month… But I guess those are only possibilities and not necessarily reality?

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:24:15 +0000

It sounds like she was a slob, but that doesn’t make her roommates any less passive-aggressive for repressing their concerns about her cleanliness and then posting these notes right before she moves out instead of, oh I don’t know, telling her to her face 6 months prior that they had a problem with her mess?

By: Staci

Staci — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:49:19 +0000

It was meant to be as hateful as possible. If this girl had genuine cleanliness issues with ‘Anon’, they’d have been discussed long before move-out time. Apparently “Marcii” didn’t, for one reason or another, want to handle this maturely.

By: Total Douche

Total Douche — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:22:29 +0000

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m noticing the apparent under-utilization of the magnetic letters to hold the list. This would have been MUCH better if it were held in place with the magnet letters spelling out: BITCH, WHORE, PIG or SLUT. FUCKING WHORE would be great assuming you only have one of each letter (I had one of these sets when I was a kid). If there happens to be more then one set, or multiple vowels; FUCK YOU would be just fantastic. If there were, in fact,2 ‘K’s, SKANK is one of my personal favorites.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 00:56:05 +0000

Ok… as someone that’s had many roomies over the years… they’re totally being bitchy with the lack of tact and “plan party” bit but let’s be honest here… If you are going to be renting out a room in your place to someone pretty much EVERYTHING on that To Do list is something that you should be doing before showing the room anyway.

By: erin

erin — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 22:19:59 +0000

i would just like to say that i appreciated the subtle clueless reference.

By: Suckers!

Suckers! — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 04:59:20 +0000

That’s precisely the point to PAN, why wait when the gettin is good now? It’s kinda like Hallmark cards, show them how much you care

By: missy fussy

missy fussy — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:23:33 +0000

If this doesn’t elevate passive aggressive to an art form, I don’t know what does. But c’mon, submitter, surely you did something to warrant this tawdry to-do list.

By: goose

goose — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 02:19:37 +0000

I just assumed it was Robot Chicken

By: Lurker

Lurker — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:55:15 +0000

Team Fruit and Cake!

By: unholyghost2003

unholyghost2003 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:53:27 +0000

hmmm I was more likely to say “Keep it up and I will pull your spine out through your nose.” … but I have always been more “aggressive aggresive”

By: Team Cassandra

Team Cassandra — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 13:35:26 +0000

HA! I get it! We didn’t say that in 6th grade, tho.
We were much more direct.
We said “Go fuck yourself!”
Ah, the good old days!