Comments on: And my beef sandwich and my yogurt http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:33:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: sprucemoose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-88450 sprucemoose Wed, 16 Apr 2008 21:56:12 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-88450 I'll thank you not to describe my home refrigerator. Perhaps I should leave my door unlocked in hope that the neighbors will come in and steal from it. I’ll thank you not to describe my home refrigerator. Perhaps I should leave my door unlocked in hope that the neighbors will come in and steal from it.

]]> By: Anthrodiva http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-73816 Anthrodiva Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:57:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-73816 Someone kept stealing cigarettes off our front porch, so finally I filled an empty box with butts and dried cat poop. I bet they never stole another pack of cigarettes after that. Someone kept stealing cigarettes off our front porch, so finally I filled an empty box with butts and dried cat poop. I bet they never stole another pack of cigarettes after that.

]]> By: Antinous http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-73789 Antinous Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:17:20 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-73789 Somebody stole my lunch from the fridge at work back in the 80s. They got a tofu and mango pickle sandwich. I bet they never stole another lunch after that. Somebody stole my lunch from the fridge at work back in the 80s. They got a tofu and mango pickle sandwich. I bet they never stole another lunch after that.

]]> By: raiseyourglass http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-73462 raiseyourglass Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:13:08 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-73462 Just found this on you-tube and I thought of this note!- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh_yeIdE1OA Just found this on you-tube and I thought of this note!-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh_yeIdE1OA

]]> By: Huh? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-70246 Huh? Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:04:14 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-70246 Wow... anorexic complex much, honey? "Well, I may be unintelligent, ignorant and not the least bit interested in spelling things correctly, but you're FAT!" Well, to borrow from Sir Winston Churchill (you may need to look him up), "madam, I may be fat but you are stupid and in 3 months I shall be skinny". Except, you know, I'm not actually fat. But why should that ruin your fun, dear? Way to come up with an original phrase, too. "Move along". That's a new one. I didn't just read that about...oh... 2 posts earlier. You and your fairy friend sound like a great team. And speaking of that fairy, I didn't say anything about caring what she THINKS, genius. Go back and read that again. ONE of us should care what she thinks and obviously that person is not her. Besides, "fat people" are not known for "keeping their cool". I didn't want to ruin her image of me. And why are you even involved, again? Remember, kids: it's not "wasting your time" if it's enjoyable. Back to your weekend blahs. Wow… anorexic complex much, honey? “Well, I may be unintelligent, ignorant and not the least bit interested in spelling things correctly, but you’re FAT!” Well, to borrow from Sir Winston Churchill (you may need to look him up), “madam, I may be fat but you are stupid and in 3 months I shall be skinny”.

Except, you know, I’m not actually fat. But why should that ruin your fun, dear?

Way to come up with an original phrase, too. “Move along”. That’s a new one. I didn’t just read that about…oh… 2 posts earlier. You and your fairy friend sound like a great team. And speaking of that fairy, I didn’t say anything about caring what she THINKS, genius. Go back and read that again. ONE of us should care what she thinks and obviously that person is not her. Besides, “fat people” are not known for “keeping their cool”. I didn’t want to ruin her image of me. And why are you even involved, again?

Remember, kids: it’s not “wasting your time” if it’s enjoyable. Back to your weekend blahs.

]]> By: Lurker http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-70201 Lurker Sun, 02 Mar 2008 14:32:29 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-70201 <i> <strike>Yours,</strike> <strike>Cordially yours,</strike> <strike>Affectionately yours,</strike> Truly, madly, deeply yours, The Larcenous Gourmet </i>
Yours,
Cordially yours,
Affectionately yours,
Truly, madly, deeply yours,

The Larcenous Gourmet

]]> By: Stacy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-70010 Stacy Sun, 02 Mar 2008 01:08:44 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-70010 I love this! My office has a bunch of food-thievin' mo fo's too. I will have to suggest this type of note to the next victim. I love this! My office has a bunch of food-thievin’ mo fo’s too. I will have to suggest this type of note to the next victim.

]]> By: Summer http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69505 Summer Fri, 29 Feb 2008 16:07:27 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69505 ...and he is still fat, no matter how much he tells me off, he is still FAT! You need to move along, off the chair now lard ass, stop eating so much and wasting your time picking on folks and poisoning fun blog sites! …and he is still fat, no matter how much he tells me off, he is still FAT! You need to move along, off the chair now lard ass, stop eating so much and wasting your time picking on folks and poisoning fun blog sites!

]]> By: Writerrejected http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69442 Writerrejected Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:29:05 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69442 I voted PAN for people's choice. You can vote every day. Go to: https://secure.sxsw.com/peoples_choice/ On topic: Team Don't Steal My F*ing Beefgurt-Turk-Dinner lunch from Boston Target I voted PAN for people’s choice. You can vote every day.

Go to: https://secure.sxsw.com/peoples_choice/

On topic: Team Don’t Steal My F*ing Beefgurt-Turk-Dinner lunch from Boston Target

]]> By: tragically mep http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69439 tragically mep Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:13:05 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69439 Yet another reason to become a vegan; no one *wants* to steal your lunch. Yet another reason to become a vegan; no one *wants* to steal your lunch.

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69438 GhostWriter Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:12:37 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69438 I am personally vexed by Claw71. Yes- he writes notes that are too long and too offensive. And too short, sometimes. When I read them, I often feel envious. Why does he get to write the unprintable, experiencing neither remorse nor guilt? Why do the very notes that I am diametrically opposed to, garner the elusive green background? Look! It's Claw71 again; badmouthing the Jews along with Jesus. Now he's degrading blacks, Asians, and Hawaiians. OMG- he just bragged about his genitals. Why am I laughing on the outside and cursing on the inside? Soon, he will author another of his offensive attacks on hillbillies, or cityfolk, or retarded children, or the obese- it matters not what the subject is. I will laugh through my tears. The tears of a clown. I am personally vexed by Claw71.
Yes- he writes notes that are too long and too offensive. And too short, sometimes. When I read them, I often feel envious. Why does he get to write the unprintable, experiencing neither remorse nor guilt? Why do the very notes that I am diametrically opposed to, garner the elusive green background? Look! It’s Claw71 again; badmouthing the Jews along with Jesus. Now he’s degrading blacks, Asians, and Hawaiians. OMG- he just bragged about his genitals. Why am I laughing on the outside and cursing on the inside?
Soon, he will author another of his offensive attacks on hillbillies, or cityfolk, or retarded children, or the obese- it matters not what the subject is. I will laugh through my tears. The tears of a clown.

]]> By: The Fresh Cracker http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69435 The Fresh Cracker Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:57:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69435 Oh, I was SO about to say that. Oh, I was SO about to say that.

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69433 GhostWriter Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:50:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69433 Tooling around Target in the early afternoon, lurking near the Wine section, looking for lonely desperate housewives, could be considered a form of "fucking-shopping". Tooling around Target in the early afternoon, lurking near the Wine section, looking for lonely desperate housewives, could be considered a form of “fucking-shopping”.

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/comment-page-1/#comment-69432 GhostWriter Fri, 29 Feb 2008 13:45:48 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/02/28/and-my-beef-sandwich-and-my-yogurt/#comment-69432 Following the "neighborly" lead, this could also be written by Flanders, or Mr. Rogers. My bet is on Flanders, if you read the note and assume no sarcasm. Following the “neighborly” lead, this could also be written by Flanders, or Mr. Rogers. My bet is on Flanders, if you read the note and assume no sarcasm.

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