Entries from February 2008

to be young

February 14th, 2008 · 58 Comments

happy valentine’s day, kids!

(thanks to ron in west jordan, utah, who found this note taped to his front door.)
related: wake me up? wham!

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Tags: spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · utah

where angels fear to spit

February 13th, 2008 · 70 Comments

from an anonymous heathen in washington, d.c.:

related: it must have been a pretty big bite

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Tags: bold underlined italics · d.c. · exclamation-point happy! · neighbors · smoking · spelling and grammar police · spitting

so obsessed that i’m becoming a bore

February 12th, 2008 · 69 Comments

writes simon from richmond, virginia: “i was combing through my facebook newsfeed and came across this note posted by someone on my friend list. i have no idea who the note is referring to, but i think it’s kind of interesting that he’s putting out his dirty laundry for all to see.”

related: meet my new [...]

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Tags: facebook · i before e · richmond

(or burn)

February 12th, 2008 · 109 Comments

writes our anonymous submitter from canada: “i lived with these girls for a year, but about six to eight months in things started to get a little strange.” if our submitter had any doubts about how her roommates felt about her, however, the to-do lists that appeared on the fridge the weekend she was moving [...]

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Tags: hygiene · mean girls · roommates

eau dear

February 11th, 2008 · 90 Comments

this oh-so-subtle note was posted by mary’s former boss, “a pathetic professor in a backwater institution” where 90% of the graduate students happened to be korean, japanese, or chinese.
“nevermind that he doused himself with great lashings of brut in an attempt to jazz up the bald-up-top-ponytail-in-back look he had going on,” mary says. “there were [...]

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Tags: a little insensitive · a matter of taste · clip art catastrophe · fish · microwave · odor · office · spelling and grammar police · university