An occasion that Blue Mountain Arts has yet to animate

March 3rd, 2008 · 96 comments

The “Thanks for forgetting my birthday, asshole” thank-you note: Because the only thing that would have made this e-mail from Rebecca’s (32-year-old) brother any better is a midi file soundtrack and a dancing elephant or two.

yesterday was my birthday. thanks

Adds Rebecca: “My resulting apology just yielded more hate-filled e-mails from him — nevermind that I was camping and he lives in another country which I can’t call from my cell phone! I should have taken the advice of another contributor to this site who said there is no correct way to respond to a passive-aggressive note.”

related: two birds with one snowman

FILED UNDER: birthday · cry me a freaking river · e-mail · most popular notes of 2008 · Orlando · siblings · thanks (but not really)


96 responses so far ↓

  • #1   RALPHY

    Hey Dude–so it was your birthday. Did the earth stop turning or was universal peace declared. Get over it! You’re another year older and even your sister doesn’t give a crap. Up-side–your cake was fucking delicious!

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:19 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Internet Meme

      I would love you to meet some of my friends and say that to them. They think their birthdays are a week long but ignore anyone else’s.

      Apr 15, 2008 at 9:43 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   anglophile bang

    What, did he turn five?

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:20 pm   rating: 36  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   park rose bang

    Au contraire , Rebecca. Anybody knows the correct way to respond to a P/A note is to submit it to a P/A notes website.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:23 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Wade bang

      In the case of a P/A email, I believe the correct response is to click the Spam button.

      Mar 3, 2008 at 9:25 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   park rose bang

      good call.

      Mar 3, 2008 at 9:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   muddgirl

    Dude, my birthday was a few days ago, and none of my family called me, or even sent me an email. OMG I MUST CREATE P/A DRAMA ASAP!!

    Oh wait, I’m capable of acting like an adult, and recognizing that the world doesn’t and shouldn’t revolve around moi.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:28 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   anglophile bang

      Ooooh, I’m so sorry your family doesn’t love you.

      Wait. Did I say that out loud?

      ;)

      Mar 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   inothernews

      Ah, but if you are not, luckily there IS a card made for you:
      Someecards.com

      Mar 4, 2008 at 10:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Bitch Cakes

    Seriously, muddgirl. My own mother doesn’t even call me on my birthday! Rebecca’s brother needs to get over it!

    PS Happy Birthday Muddgirl.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   bellabeastie

    Ok — so you live in Bum Fuck Egypt and I can’t get you by cell.. snail mail will arrive next week, by then it will be Really Late. Oh, and the cookies I wanted to send will have been eaten by me…. cuz I’m camping. And hungry. Oh, regarding your emails… delete is a beautiful thing…

    BTW – Happy B-day (do you remember when mine is?).. check-mate.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   sswoon

    the correct response would have been:

    you’re welcome.
    who are you?

    Mar 3, 2008 at 9:39 pm   rating: 31  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Mystic

      Another good response would have been:

      You’re welcome. Get anything good?

      Mar 3, 2008 at 9:50 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   bellabeastie

      Now THAT is snarky… snarkiness at it’s best…I can see the whole looking down the nose with the “proper accent” thing.. luvly..

      Mar 3, 2008 at 9:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.3   Canthz_B bang

      Another good response would have been:

      Don’t thank me, I didn’t give birth to you!

      Mar 4, 2008 at 12:48 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.4   sueper

      I would have said ” Oh your welcome sweetie, did you like it. Does it fit OK?”

      Mar 17, 2008 at 4:47 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Writerrejected bang

    Um, but I do think it’s pretty crappy that Sister Mary Forgetful couldn’t get a text message out to Brother Passive/Aggressive’s for his birthday. I notice she doesn’t say whether she actually remembered the day or not. She seems pretty lame with the execuses there.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 10:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   park rose bang

      I can’t sms/text all countries, maybe the same applies for the country her brother is living in.

      Mar 3, 2008 at 10:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   KittyKat

    Give bubby a few more years and he won’t be reminding ANYONE it’s his b-day.

    Mar 3, 2008 at 10:21 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Crash bang

    Is it possible that since he isn’t in the same country that he’s a day ahead of her ???
    Maybe… ?
    Anyway…Just speculating

    Mar 3, 2008 at 10:50 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   pogen

      Could be… I once witnessed some minor drama unfolding at LiveJournal over a situation just like that.

      Some Eurotrash girl was getting all emo because it was the middle of the afternoon and NO ONE on her friends list had sent her birthday wishes yet. So profound was her self-pity that she had even disabled comments.

      I sent her an instant message and politely explained that she was living six to nine time zones ahead of her predominantly American LiveJournal friends, most of whom would still have been asleep at that hour. She promptly deleted her post. :)

      Mar 4, 2008 at 10:31 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   claw71 bang

    Birthdays are the dumbest celebrations ever.

    What did you do? Put your mother through 9 months of agony followed by several hours of excruciating pain and utter humiliation while an attractive doctor watched her swollen vagina expand exponentially to make room for your bald, bulbous head?

    I don’t have any candles but I think I’ve got something you can blow.

    TEAM GET OVER YOURSELF

    Mar 3, 2008 at 11:31 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   anglophile bang

      Just out of curiosity: what do you suggest to take place of the birthday celebration? Because if it means giving up a day of almost-guaranteed cake, then I want to make sure we have a replacement before we abolish birthdays.

      Mar 3, 2008 at 11:36 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Crash bang

      Hey…If I remember correctly, my mom started my first birthday party…I didn’t ask for it…I just continued the tradition is all.

      Mar 3, 2008 at 11:41 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.3   Crash bang

      Then again I was turning one, I might not remember correctly…

      Mar 4, 2008 at 12:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.4   claw71 bang

      We could still have birthdays…just make them a tribute to mom. Instead of the birthday boy/girl getting gifts, everybody gets gifts for that person’s mother. We could still have cake and we could do away with Mother’s day.

      It would put the onus on mothers too because they would get gifts based on how much other people like their children. So if you raise a jerk, you get nothing. No more enabling, no more denial. Damn, I wish somebody would wise up and make me GOD. I have all the answers.

      Of course if I was god, Mary would NOT be a virgin because I like tap it before I wrap it. The again, nobody would know because I’d have let Joseph take the heat on that one.

      And on the 11th day The Lord said: Wasn’t me.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 12:11 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.5   anglophile bang

      No way. I’m not going for it. I don’t have any kids. It’s all about me, dammit!

      Another flaw: I would have to buy my mother three birthday presents each year then instead of just one. She doesn’t need that many nightgowns, I can tell you that.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 12:15 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.6   Canthz_B bang

      What to get for the woman who has everything cubed, eh?!

      Mar 4, 2008 at 1:04 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.7   RALPHY

      15.5–How do you know she can’t use that many night gowns. She might want to shit on two and cover them up with the other. AHHHH-SEE.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:29 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.8   RALPHY

      Excuse—11.5

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:31 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.9   webster

      @11.7. I’d like to say that was funny, but I hate lying.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 5:27 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.10   Numinous bang

      11.1

      I’d only give up guaranteed cake for guaranteed awesome sex.

      Wait, that should happen more than once a year. Nevermind.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:41 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Cat Skyfire

    It would be funny if she had sent him something (card with money or gift card, or even an actual gift) that just hadn’t reached him because of the joys of international mailing.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:02 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Troy McClure bang

    AΦ, how about cake and fruit, once a month, after we sing?

    Oops! Let’s call this post 11.1.1.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:04 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   anglophile bang

      If it’s only going to be eight minutes, I call that pretty paltry. And what about presents? I think this year will be the year I get the pony!

      Mar 4, 2008 at 12:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Tyler bang

    Team You’re Welcome

    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   nicole

    This ecard is a good little response to that.

    http://www.someecards.com/upload/birthday_n/what_i_ll_remember_most_about_my_birthday_is_that_you_forgot_it.html

    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Juliet

      PASHY!! Now that’s passive-aggressive!

      Mar 4, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Sarah bang

    I half-heartedly attempted to wish you a happy birthday, but soon lost interest in the project.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 1:27 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   cre8tivewmn bang

      You’ll find a mess in the kitchen. I half-heartedly started to make you a cake, but soon lost interest in the project and went camping. I’m sure somebody will clean up the mess soon.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:51 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Writerrejected bang

      Yeah, don’t cut yourself on the broken glass of my apathy.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Aijaz bang

    I replied to this last week.

    thank you

    Mar 4, 2008 at 7:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   GingerE

    It would be funnier if they were twins.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 8:01 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Sarah bang

      It would be funnier if this was sent on March 1st.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 11:32 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   aaa

    How many Rebecca’s brothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    One. He just holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 8:12 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   lexan

      ahahahah !!!

      Mar 4, 2008 at 7:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   Jaybird

    Subject: Yesterday WAS your birthday

    Your welcome!

    Mar 4, 2008 at 8:52 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   kelmeister

    It could be worse…every year on my birthday, my mother sends me an email that only says

    24 1/2 hours

    reminding me of how many hours she spent in labor with me.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 9:26 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   RALPHY

      Damnnnnn-What are you-a 60 lb. head?

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   bellabeastie

    Dear Bro: I’d like to say I’m sorry for missing your birthday, but I’m not. Because love means never having to say you’re sorry.

    So quit with the bitchy emails already.

    P.S. Anyway, I’ve hated you since sophmore year when you ratted me out to Mom that I got drunk and puked behind the neighbor’s garage while they were out of town.

    Your Sis, Rebecca

    Mar 4, 2008 at 9:46 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Mishee bang

    At least this guy was born the day after Valentine’s Day – a fake holiday.

    Try being born the Day after Christmas (like myself) and see how many people remember your birthday then you selfish bastard!!

    Mar 4, 2008 at 10:39 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Lurker

      I was born on Labor Day. No wonder I love puns so much.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 7:48 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   Katzndogz bang

    All he needs is for Jake Ryan to show up with a birthday cake and some panties, and he’ll be right as rain.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Dave

    I didn’t forget. I sent you the world’s smallest violin. Glad to see you’ve mastered it already.
    Love,
    Rebecca

    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:09 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #26   Juliet

    That is awesome! If e-mail had existed in 1990, I would have received one exactly like this from my dad…

    One year my dad threw a fit because I didn’t call on his birthday. The problem was that my parents had a new phone number and hadn’t updated me. My mom gave me hell because she had to put up with my dad. It was funny after I got off the phone. I’m so glad we don’t live in the same city.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 12:39 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   aaa

      I’m glad my parents don’t do crap like that. My mum’s birthday was last week and I didn’t even remember it was her birthday until halfway through the conversation. “Oh, it’s your birthday today, isn’t it?” “Yep.” Granted, we went out to lunch the day before, but still. Once you hit 18 (or I guess 21, depending on your country and your desire to drink), you’re not fucking special when you get another year older. That is, of course, until you hit 100 or something spectacularly old.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   the dawd bang

    This one time before i was married…I took my wife out for her birthday. We went to the zoo, and i got her a present. After the zoo we went out for diner, and when i tried to pay…declined. So my future wife had to pay for her own birthday dinner. Over a decade later she continues to remind me about this by telling every new person we become friends with that the first birthday she spent with me cost her $90.

    A month later was my birthday, and at that age we were both broke a lot. I bought her a card and a stuffed toy to show appreciation for making my birthday worth having. She couldn’t even afford to buy me a card :)

    Although i do know better than to tell this story in the really real world.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 1:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Quite Contrary

    It’s not the note that I find so pathetic. It is the fact that he, a 32 year old, sent it to his sister. Because, really, this is a note that I am sure has gone to a many ex- or soon-to-be-ex significant others (or roommates who left pizza cardboard in the oven).

    Mar 4, 2008 at 1:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Heidi

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Maybe you should have planned accordingly for his birthday before you went camping. (But i like the comment ealier about just using the spam feature to the P/A email! )

    Mar 4, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Summer

      Why does he have such high expectations of his sister, or anyone for that matter? The only people who really get cakes, parties and cards or even phone calls are those who start talking about their birthday like 3 months before it happens, and get louder and louder until the actual day. The people around them feel totally obligated to make a big stink about it!

      Mar 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   Huh?

      Don’t you mean they get fatter and fatter until the actual day?

      Mar 4, 2008 at 11:04 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   Mishee bang

    Summer I am gonna agree with that…

    Hence the reason I make a big stink about my birthday starting about Halloween…

    With my day people either TOTALLY remember or TOTALLY forget… except my mother everyone seems to do the former…. so I make sure that doesn’t happen anymore!

    Summer is right, he should’ve started talking about it when he saw Rebecca at Christmas.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 3:05 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   secondsout bang

    Perhaps another response would be:

    “Thank you for your informative email. Likewise, my birthday is September 1st. Mom’s birthday is July 30th. Dad’s birthday is March 9th. Mickey Mouse’s birthday is November 18th.”

    Mar 4, 2008 at 3:26 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   Mishee bang

    sout – I love a person who goes to IMDB (or where ever you went – that’s where I went) for the right info!! and just think, this year he will be 80 years young!

    go mickey!

    p.s. is anyone else having issues with the “Reply to this Comment”? I can do it in Oxford, but not this thread…

    p.p.s bacon is life.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 3:31 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   secondsout bang

      I went to Google for that info.

      George Carlin has a bit about how Americans waste real news time announcing the birthday of an imaginary rodent. No wonder nobody takes America seriously. He then says something to the sort of, “Fuck Mickey Mouse. I hope he dies; I hope he goddamn dies. I hope he gets ahold of some tainted cheese. I hope he dies lonely and forgotten behind the baseboard of a soiled bathroom in a poor neighborhood with his hand in Goofy’s pants.”

      I love George Carlin.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   Karen bang

    Well, Mishee – I was about to say, yes, we lost the add/reply for this thread – but apparently, secondsout still has it. I don’t.

    And thanks for the bacon craving. Really, thanks. ;)

    Mar 4, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   Mishee bang

    hey, it’s better than

    p.s. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

    now if you get a shit craving that’s your own damn fault!!!

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   bamBAM!! bang

    Yo- welcome!

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Karen bang

    Nope, but I sure don’t have that bacon craving anymore….ROFL

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   bamBAM!! bang

    that’s pretty punkass shit there.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Amy

    apparently no one’s seen this yet:

    http://www.someecards.com/upload/birthday_n/what_i_ll_remember_most_about_my_birthday_is_that_you_forgot_it.html

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Nothanks

    Well, today is my birthday. My mother came into my offices and asked how I was doing and then asked me to fax something for her. I did. She hopped up and said, “okay, I’m gonna go get grammah and take her to luch”. My dad called me and asked me if I wanted a burrito for lunch today. I said, “sure” thinking he remembered my birthday. He showed up @ 30 min later burrito in hand and talked about my brother and his new wife for the next 45 min. Again, no birthday wishes.

    I don’t feel bad about it, I would rather people not make a big deal about my birthday.

    Oh and my brother text messaged me :) b-day

    and my sister has yet to do anything. I’ll update this evening…

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Mishee bang

    my father and I talked for about 20 minutes on my last b-day until he was trying to end the conversation and I kept saying “So, what’s up?” and it took about 3 times until he went “Oh yeah, happy birthday honey!”

    Everyone has an excuse, EXCEPT parents (especially mothers, I’ve never given birth myself, but I hear it’s something that you just don’t really forget!)

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #41   bamBAM!! bang

    If one wanted to be really passive-aggressive, wouldn’t one write a letter resembling this one?:

    Yesterday was my birthday, thanks so much!! I couldn’t believe that you remembered, but when you gave up all that precious time of yours to call me, wow!!! At 10 o’clock in the morning too!! I just wasn’t expecting a phone call, but wow, wow. I can’t freaking believe you remembered. Thank you, and I’m looking forward to the 100 dollar check you said would be coming.
    Love, hugs, and hearts,
    Your Brother

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #41.1   bamBAM!! bang

      actually, that sounds a bit gay, so nevermind.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 4:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #42   Lurker

    She should send him a .WAV file of the world’s tiniest synthesized violin.

    By the way, yesterday was the anniversary of my cat’s neutering. Thanks a lot for all the cards and flowers.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:47 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Yomama

    You honor a person’s birthday out of respect to that person. How hard is it to send a card a few days before?

    And Claw you went way to far with that line about Mary Mother of God. The site administrator should pull it.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 5:00 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #43.1   secondsout bang

      I think you’ll find “Team Censorship” to be a pretty empty team. If you don’t want to read anything offensive, perhaps this isn’t the site.

      Mar 4, 2008 at 5:19 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #44   Quite Contrary

    My brother would be more shocked if I remembered his birthday. Wait. That should read acknowledged his birthday.

    Team Get Over It.

    Mar 4, 2008 at 5:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   tlyzer bang

    So forgettable
    That’s what you are
    So forgettable
    whether near or far

    That’s why brother, it’s incredible
    that someone who’s so forgettable
    thinks that I would
    remember his Birthday at all

    Love (uh, not really),
    Rebecca

    Mar 4, 2008 at 10:02 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   sarah hayley

    You guys have the card right for the brother, but how about giving Rebecca some passive aggressive ammunition?

    http://www.someecards.com/upload/birthday_n/sorry_you_didn_t_remind_me_it_was_your_birthday.html

    Mar 5, 2008 at 1:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Lerren

    You know what? If you want to defuse the situation, seriously, just fire him a note that says !?!!! – the card didn’t get there?!?!!. Then it was lost by the mighty postal system. I’ll send another, and if the first one turns up, let me know.

    Problem solved.

    Mar 5, 2008 at 11:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Chlor bang

    He’s 11 years past the age where he should be expecting people to care. So the funny, ironic response to this should’ve been: “Grow up.”

    Mar 6, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Rebecca

    I’m the Rebecca who submitted this – Thanks to everyone for their awesome comments. My brother is a huge jerk who just did this to make me feel bad and it worked for about 3 hours. Then I got over it and submitted it to the site :o)

    Mar 6, 2008 at 8:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   Quite Contrary

    3 hours?? You should have felt bad for no more than 3 seconds. And even that would be too much time.

    Mar 6, 2008 at 8:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #53   Woman on the Verge

    This is exactly why I didn’t send you a card.
    Love, Rebecca

    Aug 17, 2008 at 12:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #55   XRumerTest

    Hello. And Bye.

    Oct 7, 2008 at 4:57 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   beinuounk

    dude you know what I’m talking about! soy desole

    Nov 21, 2008 at 1:46 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #58   Meg

    I want to see the follow up PAN

    Feb 2, 2009 at 2:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #59   Alicia

    I love all this talk about birthdays because I really do hate birthdays. Someone above said it, and I agree, who gives a crap after you turn 21! Honestly! I don’t care that you were born 32 years ago. Why is that so much more special than two days ago when you were stil 31? Why do we have to celebrate this every year? People get so high and mighty on their birthday, like they are the only one in the whole world born on that day. I think society rears this. We shouldn’t make people feel so special on their birthdays. Ugh.

    Feb 2, 2009 at 11:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #61   name

    wow. people actually use yahoo mail?

    Jul 10, 2009 at 11:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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