Comments on: But who’s counting? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Andy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-84685 Andy Mon, 07 Apr 2008 09:49:50 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-84685 This sign needs to be designed like the McDonald's main sign... where they have the counter that shows how many hamburgers they've sold. Just put a little wheel with numbers on the back of the sign, and you'd be set. If you're going to be crazy, might as well enjoy it. This sign needs to be designed like the McDonald’s main sign… where they have the counter that shows how many hamburgers they’ve sold.

Just put a little wheel with numbers on the back of the sign, and you’d be set. If you’re going to be crazy, might as well enjoy it.

]]> By: Jerke Wadde http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-80350 Jerke Wadde Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:16:45 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-80350 Notes to "close the door" piss me off. Uh, if you want the door to close completely, fix the fucking hydraulics on the door, cheapskate! Notes to “close the door” piss me off. Uh, if you want the door to close completely, fix the fucking hydraulics on the door, cheapskate!

]]> By: bamBAM!! http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76955 bamBAM!! Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:59:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76955 You would think he'd be able to close the door with his mind or something. You would think he’d be able to close the door with his mind or something.

]]> By: tragically mep http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76435 tragically mep Tue, 18 Mar 2008 20:07:31 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76435 Customers who laughed at the jokes in this thread also laughed at: http://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-According-Christs-Childhood/dp/0380813815/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205870764&sr=8-1 Customers who laughed at the jokes in this thread also laughed at:

http://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-According-Christs-Childhood/dp/0380813815/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1205870764&sr=8-1

]]> By: Lurker http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76334 Lurker Tue, 18 Mar 2008 12:14:39 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76334 In New York, where the winters are chilly (Much colder than Pittsburgh or Philly), I left the door open, And now I am hopin' My neighbors don't gang up and kill me. In New York, where the winters are chilly
(Much colder than Pittsburgh or Philly),
I left the door open,
And now I am hopin’
My neighbors don’t gang up and kill me.

]]> By: Chipmunk http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76277 Chipmunk Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:07:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76277 And what in the son-of-Mary's name is THAT supposed to mean? And what in the son-of-Mary’s name is THAT supposed to mean?

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76267 Canthz_B Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:38:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76267 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It1bq4fk02U" rel="nofollow">Close The Door</a>. Thanks Teddy Pendergrass...I miss those 8-tracks, oh, but did they work miracles?! Close the door, Let me reiterate, it’s the green door. Baby I have so many notes to write, And I wanna write ‘em all to you. Close the door, Let’s leave it open no more. Let’s pull the knob till the tab clicks in, Or it’s me and you now. I’ve waited all day long, Just to get you in my palms. And it’s exactly like I want it to be, Me punching you, And you begging me. Close the door. Let me kick your back low and make it sore. Come on get closer and close so I can work my knee, I’m tired of you, Brother. Come here youngblood! I’ve waited all day long, Just to get you in my palms. And it’s exactly like I want it to be, Me punching you, And you begging me. Close the door, neighbor, And let me speak my mind. A verbal bludgeon through the night, And then again, and then again, When the morning comes. Come here, neighbor! Come here, neighbor, Let me brake your nose, Let me do, What I’m wont to do. Let me put whoop ass on you, neighbor! Close The Door. Thanks Teddy Pendergrass…I miss those 8-tracks, oh, but did they work miracles?!

Close the door,
Let me reiterate, it’s the green door.
Baby I have so many notes to write,
And I wanna write ‘em all to you.

Close the door,
Let’s leave it open no more.
Let’s pull the knob till the tab clicks in,
Or it’s me and you now.

I’ve waited all day long,
Just to get you in my palms.
And it’s exactly like I want it to be,
Me punching you,
And you begging me.

Close the door.
Let me kick your back low and make it sore.
Come on get closer and close so I can work my knee,
I’m tired of you, Brother.

Come here youngblood!

I’ve waited all day long,
Just to get you in my palms.
And it’s exactly like I want it to be,
Me punching you,
And you begging me.

Close the door, neighbor,
And let me speak my mind.
A verbal bludgeon through the night,
And then again, and then again,
When the morning comes.

Come here, neighbor!

Come here, neighbor,
Let me brake your nose,

Let me do,
What I’m wont to do.

Let me put whoop ass on you, neighbor!

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76261 Canthz_B Tue, 18 Mar 2008 03:03:18 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76261 Is that bellabeastie, or bellabeatle?! :-D Great tune! Is that bellabeastie, or bellabeatle?! :-D
Great tune!

]]> By: bellabeastie http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76255 bellabeastie Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:57:18 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76255 Truly inspired... sniff. Feel a cold coming on. Must be the draft. Can I send all my heat bills to you?? Same tune-- :) Tomorrow may be forty Can't wear any shorties Gotta wear those long pants and boots And while you're at Rite-Aid PLEASE Get me a Band-Aid Cuz I blame all this flu-stuff on you. All this coughin' I will blame on you All this wheezin' - it comes straight from you All my coughin', all my wheezin' oh yeah All my coughin' all my wheezin' It comes straight from you! SO CLOSE THE DOOR !! Love, your neighbors Truly inspired… sniff. Feel a cold coming on. Must be the draft. Can I send all my heat bills to you??

Same tune– :)

Tomorrow may be forty
Can’t wear any shorties
Gotta wear those long pants and boots

And while you’re at Rite-Aid
PLEASE Get me a Band-Aid
Cuz I blame all this flu-stuff on you.

All this coughin’ I will blame on you
All this wheezin’ – it comes straight from you

All my coughin’, all my wheezin’ oh yeah
All my coughin’ all my wheezin’
It comes straight from you!

SO CLOSE THE DOOR !!

Love, your neighbors

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76170 Canthz_B Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:22:34 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76170 That martyr stuff is a complex thing, claw. ;-) Personally, I would only accept white wine from Him. That blood joke got old fast, but I hear they're still talking about it! That martyr stuff is a complex thing, claw. ;-)

Personally, I would only accept white wine from Him. That blood joke got old fast, but I hear they’re still talking about it!

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76167 park rose Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:17:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76167 The small strip says <i>Please be sure the green door is closed as you go out and come in. (Cold weather?) keeps door ajar. (Thanxxx?)</i> I can make that out, but also had a chance to see it large size in flickr, but that option isn't there now. It is along those lines. The small strip says
Please be sure the green door is closed as you go out and come in.
(Cold weather?) keeps door ajar.
(Thanxxx?)

I can make that out, but also had a chance to see it large size in flickr, but that option isn’t there now. It is along those lines.

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76165 Canthz_B Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:09:49 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76165 Nice, Tyger! :-D "Your mother's door had a spring attached, And her door naturally closed. Well you're on your own now why can't you see, the thieves are eyeing me?! Yet you walk around with the keys in your pocket, keys in your pocket 'cause... You're so vain, I bet you think this note is about you. You're so vain, I bet you think this note is about you, Don't you, Don't you, Don't you?" ...anyone care to help? :-) Nice, Tyger! :-D

“Your mother’s door had a spring attached,
And her door naturally closed.
Well you’re on your own now why can’t you see,
the thieves are eyeing me?!
Yet you walk around with the keys in your pocket, keys in your pocket ’cause…
You’re so vain, I bet you think this note is about you.
You’re so vain, I bet you think this note is about you,
Don’t you, Don’t you, Don’t you?”

…anyone care to help? :-)

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76160 Canthz_B Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:59:32 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76160 Maybe your neighbors are angry because, as the youngest tenants, you have the cheesiest shit to steal when the burglars waltz in through the open green door. If you had more than milk crate furniture to protect you'd be more responsible. Maybe your neighbors are angry because, as the youngest tenants, you have the cheesiest shit to steal when the burglars waltz in through the open green door.
If you had more than milk crate furniture to protect you’d be more responsible.

]]> By: Writer, Rejection http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/16/but-whos-counting/comment-page-1/#comment-76157 Writer, Rejection Mon, 17 Mar 2008 23:18:08 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/17/but-whos-counting/#comment-76157 El puerto verde. El puerto verde.

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