Comments on: Everything you hate about office culture, in one cringe-inducing note.

By: When refrigerators speak | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

When refrigerators speak | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 03:44:53 +0000

[...] related: Everything you hate about office culture, in one note. [...]

By: FD

FD — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 21:41:59 +0000

If I have to make sure it’s closed, how will I ever access the yummy food in the fridge’s belly?

By: JimJam

JimJam — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:10:02 +0000

I used to correct spelling and punctuation on P-A notes put up on the wall when I worked at Subway, pretty much on a daily basis; needless to say, I got fired after a few months of this practice.

By: JMeister

JMeister — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:37:56 +0000

I love workplace fridge notes!

At one place, there was this ridiculous PA/sarcastic note pleading for the fridge to never be cleaned, as the mouldy contents may provide the cure for cancer.
Naturally (because I, too, am a tool) I posted immediately below it the warning sign, “Caution: Exposure to contents of fridge may cause cancer.”
This resulted in both signs disappearing REALLY quickly, and a stern memo from management (OOOOOH) about ‘inappropriate signs’.
Ahhh, the Old Days…

By: Mitch

Mitch — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 21:42:45 +0000

Sorry. Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
I am from Central and learning to speak English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Garreth forsey mastercard, merchants offer to see these licenses in city for the launched revolving corporations they can change.”

Thanks for the help 8), Mitch.

By: poopyface

poopyface — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 14:47:01 +0000

THANK YOU TERRY

By: NYC Attorney

NYC Attorney — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:18:14 +0000

You say this “represents pretty much everything about office culture” that makes you cringe. Take heart! There are indeed office cultures that are nothing like that.

In our office kitchen, there is posted:
- the cafeteria menu for the week (professionally printed),
-the restocking schedule for the coffee pods (ditto),
- a curious note in the fridge that reads “Do not eat the allspice” (good idea)
- names and dates on perishable items.

I read this blog, and appreciate my office all the more for the professionalism and lack of passive agressive notes!

By: SexyNinjaMonkey

SexyNinjaMonkey — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 12:21:34 +0000

Wow, i’m going to have trouble putting my hand in the hole in the vending machine to get my coke after reading that one… Bad Images!!!

By: i asked santa for a baby alive, and all i got was this stupid dishwasher

i asked santa for a baby alive, and all i got was this stupid dishwasher — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 02:58:52 +0000

[...] think i’d ever see a kitchen appliance more inappropriately anthropomorphized than this fridge, but i think this dishwasher note (from an anonymous submitter in england) dials the wtf-factor up [...]

By: lritz

lritz — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:58:35 +0000

As a Mom, I can say that I just can’t wait to get my hands on some putrid or vile food.

By: TuesdayPillow

TuesdayPillow — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:12:46 +0000

I think a simple, “Please close me when you’re done, asshole” would have worked nicely.

By: Agent Inspired

Agent Inspired — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:57:36 +0000

So the “Please keep refridgerator door closed.” signs didn’t work, hm?

Multicolour fonts, cartoons, and decidedly stupid metaphors away!

I think I’ll go comfort my note-less, unloved fridge while I wait for all this to blow over…

By: web diversions

web diversions — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:42:33 +0000

If you want to browse all of the Garfield Minus Garfield cartoons (and avoid the annoying music) the blog they come from is

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

you can also see a review of it at

http://webdiversions.blogspot.com/2008/03/garfield-without-garfield.html

By: bamBAM!!

bamBAM!! — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 03:42:39 +0000

Yes, but she didn’t choose OUR word of the day. Thanx, Kerry!