Comments on: I’m pregnant…what’s your excuse? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: buggylover http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-301157 buggylover Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:17:16 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-301157 Unbelievable! Unbelievable!

]]> By: mummyl http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-293492 mummyl Mon, 29 Jun 2009 13:02:19 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-293492 The bladder has to be so full that you don't actually enjoy the experience of seeing your baby for the first time on the screen, you just keep willing your bladder not to give up on you! The bladder has to be so full that you don’t actually enjoy the experience of seeing your baby for the first time on the screen, you just keep willing your bladder not to give up on you!

]]> By: Mudhooks http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-205501 Mudhooks Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:42:27 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-205501 Anyone who has ever had to have an ultrasound requiring a "full bladder" knows that they don't just mean full, they mean "full to the point where a sneeze, cough, jostle, or mere thought of same will cause an explosion requiring reconstructive surgery" full.... and you arrive in sweating and rocking in pain to find a waiting room full of people who they have obviously pulled in off the street so that you KNOW you are going to have to beg them to allow you to pee..... and they will glare at you and say "only if you only pee a bit". Ever try to "only pee a bit" when you have had.... say.... 16 beers? And then they do the ultrasound which entails jamming the ice-cold, goop-covered wand into your bladder and complain because you scream. Anyone who works as an ultrasound technician should be forced to endure one of these things on a regular basis to remind them just what it is like. Anyone who has ever had to have an ultrasound requiring a “full bladder” knows that they don’t just mean full, they mean “full to the point where a sneeze, cough, jostle, or mere thought of same will cause an explosion requiring reconstructive surgery” full…. and you arrive in sweating and rocking in pain to find a waiting room full of people who they have obviously pulled in off the street so that you KNOW you are going to have to beg them to allow you to pee….. and they will glare at you and say “only if you only pee a bit”.

Ever try to “only pee a bit” when you have had…. say…. 16 beers?

And then they do the ultrasound which entails jamming the ice-cold, goop-covered wand into your bladder and complain because you scream.

Anyone who works as an ultrasound technician should be forced to endure one of these things on a regular basis to remind them just what it is like.

]]> By: Khadijah http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-186025 Khadijah Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:19:22 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-186025 Well i'm abt. 6 wks along and I gotta tell you ladies that the biggest problem would be holding it, never seems to be a problem with a full bladder its always full. A half pee that is not an option.lol ugh now I have to go again. Well i’m abt. 6 wks along and I gotta tell you ladies that the biggest problem would be holding it, never seems to be a problem with a full bladder its always full. A half pee that is not an option.lol ugh now I have to go again.

]]> By: Responsible Blogging at its Finest (Gnarfard) http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-185612 Responsible Blogging at its Finest (Gnarfard) Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:00:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-185612 That is the just the freakiest thing as a fellow mother I know what is like to be frightened as all heck before an operation!! :X That is the just the freakiest thing

as a fellow mother I know what is like to be frightened as all heck before an operation!! :X

]]> By: dana cannon http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-82403 dana cannon Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:24:46 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-82403 @unholyghost2003 I would never get an ultrasound from my mechanic! But the thought of it does remind of this scene from "Moving Violations": http://www.metacafe.com/watch/411139/naked_woman_walking_though_an_auto_repair_clinic I <3 Fred Willard! @unholyghost2003

I would never get an ultrasound from my mechanic!

But the thought of it does remind of this scene from “Moving Violations”:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/411139/naked_woman_walking_though_an_auto_repair_clinic

I <3 Fred Willard!

]]> By: Dharma http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79854 Dharma Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:13:03 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79854 .....so lovin' the childfree life, I am. Can't quite stop the instinctive shudders when women discuss the things that happen to their bodies during pregnancy, though. Watermelon pass through the pelvis, anyone? I think not. …..so lovin’ the childfree life, I am.

Can’t quite stop the instinctive shudders when women discuss the things that happen to their bodies during pregnancy, though.

Watermelon pass through the pelvis, anyone?

I think not.

]]> By: Leeloo http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79186 Leeloo Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:57:12 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79186 I think I'm on Team My-Bladder-Is-So-Full-if-You-Poke-Me-with-That-Cold-Gel-I-will-Pee-on-You. I think I’m on Team My-Bladder-Is-So-Full-if-You-Poke-Me-with-That-Cold-Gel-I-will-Pee-on-You.

]]> By: Animikii http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79149 Animikii Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:43:21 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79149 Hey, this sign is only the passive part the aggressive part is when they use that wand on your swollen stomach and full bladder. OMG the torture!!! Hey, this sign is only the passive part the aggressive part is when they use that wand on your swollen stomach and full bladder. OMG the torture!!!

]]> By: unholyghost2003 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79115 unholyghost2003 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:07:48 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79115 Your attitude it the correct one, I don't think anyone is irritated by the information in the sign, just the tone, frequency and lack of explanation. Your attitude it the correct one, I don’t think anyone is irritated by the information in the sign, just the tone, frequency and lack of explanation.

]]> By: unholyghost2003 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79104 unholyghost2003 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:51:55 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79104 :shock: ummm how did you learn this .... never mind, I don't want to know! :shock: ummm how did you learn this …. never mind, I don’t want to know!

]]> By: Canthz_B http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79101 Canthz_B Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:47:58 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79101 I dated a woman once who could play the "Can-Can" with a pee stream! No lie!! :-D I dated a woman once who could play the “Can-Can” with a pee stream!
No lie!! :-D

]]> By: unholyghost2003 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79098 unholyghost2003 Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:42:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79098 What makes this WORSE is every woman I know has been told at one point that her pregnant bladder was TOO full and was ordered to have a half pee. What makes this WORSE is every woman I know has been told at one point that her pregnant bladder was TOO full and was ordered to have a half pee.

]]> By: secondsout http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/comment-page-1/#comment-79095 secondsout Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:39:44 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/23/im-pregnantwhats-your-excuse/#comment-79095 Oh, come on! Have you ever tried stopping halfway through taking a piss? That shit hurts! That would make it even worse. Oh, come on! Have you ever tried stopping halfway through taking a piss? That shit hurts! That would make it even worse.

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