If you needed an excuse to skip the gym today…

March 28th, 2008 · 99 comments

Well, our anonymous contributor in Pompano Beach, Florida has one for you.

He explains: “I keep a gym membership so that I can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. I hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when I came across this note posted by the showers. (My shower at home was being worked on.) I’m glad I make it a habit to wear sandals in the shower during my quarterly visits.”

ATTENTION   Please refrain from defecating in the shower areas. It is unsanitary and hazardous to the health and well being of our members and staff. Thank you!

related: The Mad Bomber

FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · Florida · gym · shit · shower · that's disgusting · that's unsanitary


99 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Chipmunk

    This is why you don’t go to the gym and do an hour of cardio after eating two plates of Nachos Bell Grande and downing a Mega Gulp gallon bucket of cola.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:12 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   stefanynina bang

    Ok THAT is restraint!
    Mine would say ” Are you fucking kidding me?? Who shit in the shower? Asshole!”
    But that’s just me..
    ok maybe there wouldn’t be punctuation

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:24 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Glad 2 B N Tennessee

    Ewww! That’s why I don’t go to the gym at all.

    Makes me want to ask the really stupid question…”Why would anyone want to do that?” But I really don’t want to know the answer.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Troy McClure bang

    Wow. Who’s that sign going to stop? The culprit will see the sign and think, what, “oh no, they’re onto me”?

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:34 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Shanoney

      then go take a poop in the shower juuuuuust to show the sign-putter-upper up. Saying in a way, “haha! I saw your sighn! I don’t care! I poop where I want to poop! hahahahahaha!”

      Mar 28, 2008 at 5:55 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Total Douche bang

      …then wipe your ass with the sign and put it back up.

      Mar 31, 2008 at 12:13 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   Miss Unloop

      My thought exactly, TD.

      Jul 21, 2008 at 12:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   honeyedhemlock bang

    Yikes. If he shit in the shower, I’m sure all that grunting while on the machines produced some Hershey squirts on the equipment. Clorox, anyone?

    Mar 28, 2008 at 4:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   amy d bang

    I can think of several more reasons they could have added to the note:

    …this is not the place for defecation, the toilet is.

    …it’s disgusting.

    …nobody likes cleaning up someone else’s shit.

    …that shit is trifling.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 5:40 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Wade bang

    Maybe someone was singing the shower and hit the brown note.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 6:16 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Wade bang

      thank you, crazy ukrainian link, for hiding my comment. :P

      Mar 28, 2008 at 7:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Wade bang

      LOL apparently this is only an issue on firefox.

      :roll:

      Mar 28, 2008 at 7:20 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Olivia bang

    Oh, God, this is outrageously funny.

    I’m a bit worried that the stupid Cro-Magnon – the kind who would actually poo in a public shower – will be a bit confused by the wordier second sentence.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 6:22 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   pry

    hmm…now this seems like the appropriate time to not leave such a polite note. defecation? go ahead, curse a little.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 7:12 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Mishee bang

      pry, someone could go add

      “P.S. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT”

      Mar 28, 2008 at 7:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #9.2   Sarah bang

      Or do the whole enchilada:

      My Disclaimer

      This gym smells like shit. I took my shower in shit tonight. The turds must GO, or be in the toilet permanently – or, sad to say, I have to go, because I can’t stand this shit anymore. Seriously.

      P.S. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

      Mar 28, 2008 at 1:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   JPav

    I like that the explanation of ‘why’ someone shouldn’t poo in the shower is longer than the actual request. Something like ‘no pooing in the shower’ should really be self expanitory.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 7:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Grimfool_Reluctant bang

    If you really need to post a sign telling people not to shit in public showers . . . aren’t you just wasting your writing time and my reading time?

    Mar 28, 2008 at 7:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   RALPHY

    This person must be an idiot! Every here knows that you should go to the office and shit in the trash can.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 7:58 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Mishee bang

      I’m thinking this person might have left an Upper Decker… I would go check the toilet tank if I was you!

      Mar 28, 2008 at 2:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   GhostWriter bang

    OK, it’s unsanitary, but to truly be considered hazardous waste, you have to have eaten one of Zapata’s Nuclear Diablo burritos.

    …or a vial of mercury.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:12 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Beth

      Eating mercury isn’t that hazardous. It’ll just run right through you. Breathing the vapors for an extended period is what will make you twitch for life.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 9:00 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Bwahahahaha

    Sweet Jesus! I can’t stop laughing.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:15 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Coke-aholic bang

    Gee and I was just worrying about catching Athlete’s foot when I went to the gym! This note makes me want to wear a biohazard suit the next time I go to the gym.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:18 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Wade bang

      Now I know why those as-seen-on-TV foot detox pads turn brown.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 8:23 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   park rose bang

    Okay, I’ve got the two lines, and hope that all the song-writing genii can improve and finish it off – of course I’ve done hardly any work – but to the tune of
    The Teddy Bears’ Picnic

    If you go into the shower today, be sure of a great surprise,
    If you go into the shower today, you won’t believe your eyes…

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Spruce Moose

      ‘Cause every turd that ever there was
      Is going to be there floating because
      Today’s the day we’re bathing in def-e-ca-tion!

      Mar 29, 2008 at 10:07 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   summer

      Oh my God I thought I was the only person in the world who knew that song, well me and my siblings.
      Chorus:
      Todays’ the day the gym rats have coliiii-tis.

      Mar 29, 2008 at 10:10 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.3   park rose bang

      I thought everyone knew it, along with Humpty Dumpty, and Mary Had a Little Lamb, which is why I didn’t post this . :oops:

      Mar 29, 2008 at 9:49 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.4   summer

      I am excited you know it, and somehow it means you had a pretty decent childhood.

      Mar 30, 2008 at 10:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.5   summer

      You took me back about 30 years with that link, Thank you!

      Mar 30, 2008 at 10:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Quite Contrary

    I’m not clear why they weren’t even more direct, as in, “would you do this at home?” Wait, never mind. I don’t want to know.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   GhostWriter bang

    On a totally unrelated note, my bottle of pumice body scrub cracked open in the shower the other day. What a waste of $6.99.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Nate

      wow that is unrelated

      Mar 28, 2008 at 6:34 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   summer

      Trader Joes sells an amazing salt scrub, and sugar scrub.

      Mar 30, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   GhostWriter bang

      ~Joke Humiliation ~
      I won’t stoop so low as to explain it. I’ll just retry (and risk further humilation):

      “On a totally unrelated note, my bottle of gloppy brown cake-batter-like paste cracked open in the shower the other day, and most of it plopped onto the floor like a wet chocolate muffin, only it smelled like coffee grounds and lava rock . What a waste of $6.99.”

      For some reason, I thought this just might be the hit of the thread.

      Mar 31, 2008 at 8:19 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   park rose bang

      Can’t win ‘em all, GW – though you do a pretty good job! (job, geddit? – shortening of jobbie – y’ll need the urban dictionary). ;)

      Mar 31, 2008 at 8:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #19   Beth

    Holy crap!

    That’s worse than the sign in the locker room at our gym that said, “Please throw away your nail clippings.” The nasty stuff people do. :/

    Mar 28, 2008 at 8:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   Katzndogz bang

    A good April Fool’s Day joke at that gym would be to leave an Almond Joy on the floor of the shower.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 9:28 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Coke-aholic bang

      Or some brown Play Doh!

      Mar 28, 2008 at 9:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.2   GhostWriter bang

      …or a triple-coiler – April Fools!!

      Mar 28, 2008 at 10:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #20.3   Mung Bean

      Wasn’t it a Baby Ruth? DOODY!

      Good gravy. The fact that such a sign has to be posted at all should tell you all you need to know about the clientele at this gym.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 10:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   Jen

    I worked in college administration for years – overseeing dorm life… Not only did this occur more than once – but they actually fingerpainted with it on the shower stalls… I have come to accept that some human behavior is unexplainable…

    Mar 28, 2008 at 9:37 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Quite Contrary

      I really, really wish I didn’t know this.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 9:57 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Sarah bang

      I have never been more grateful to live in suite-style housing. At least if I find a brown mural in the shower I can narrow the suspects down.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 1:14 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   thrall38

    Why do people insist on writing things that cannot be unread and saying things that cannot be unheard? Yikes.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 10:55 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #23   Brian

    I have to agree with several others – this sign isn’t likely to change a shower shitter’s mind. I can’t see them saying, “Oh, it’s unsanitary? My bad. I didn’t know. I’ll stop.”

    Mar 28, 2008 at 11:05 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   Bellabeastie

    These must be the same people from the thrift store dressing room…

    OMG I am completely grossed out.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 11:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Jim - Just a Guy

    What in the blue hell is some one doing shitting n a public shower?

    Holy fuck sticks! Can imagine walking in to the shower and seeing a fresh pile on the floor.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 11:19 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   secondsout bang

      Or even worse, given that it’s a gym, can you imagine trying to take a shower, and a guy at the next shower head is laying a deuce?

      Mar 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   amy d bang

      Can fuck sticks be holy, Jim?

      Mar 29, 2008 at 6:19 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Troy McClure bang

      Well the Holy Spirit apparently has one, so I’d say so.

      Mar 29, 2008 at 6:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   amy d bang

      Are you sure it’s a fuck stick and not some other kind of stick?

      Mar 29, 2008 at 6:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.5   anglophile bang

      Blasphemers!

      Mar 29, 2008 at 7:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.6   Spruce Moose

      Go to any gay dating website and you’ll find reference to worshipping them, so, yes, in the eyes of some, they can be holy.

      Mar 29, 2008 at 10:16 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Detective Julie

    “Okay team, how can we make sure membership declines drastically?”

    “Make them think about our showers being polluted with poop?”

    “Great idea, make the sign, Billy.”

    Mar 28, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Troy McClure bang

      Are you saying maybe the sign was put up by the rival gym across the road? Is this a deleted scene from Dodgeball?

      Mar 29, 2008 at 4:55 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   Bellabeastie

    I kinda wonder about our note-submitter. He makes a “financial commitment to his health” ??? WTF – just so you can say you belong to a gym?

    Team All Show And No Go Poo In The Shower

    Mar 28, 2008 at 11:33 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   Katzndogz bang

      He’s joking about the fact that he joined a gym, signed the X year contract, and pays the monthly fee – but now he never finds time to go.

      I feel his pain. I counted the days until my contract was up so that I won’t continue to pay for the priviledge of feeling guilty that I don’t go to the gym as often as I should.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 12:48 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Tyler bang

    Hmm, maybe it is an issue of the author using the wrong word. Perhaps they wanted to sound smart and used the word “defecate” when they just wanted people to stop peeing in the shower. (Which would lead you to the next question: Do they think mankind will ever stop peeing in the shower?)

    Mar 28, 2008 at 11:43 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #28.1   Sue Do Nim bang

      I sure hope you’re right about the wrong word, but pee doesn’t leave any evidence. Unless…eeew, don’t. wanna. go.there.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 12:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #29   carolm0108 bang

    I have been reading pan for a while and I had to chime in for this one. I just joined a gym that has a locker room with lots of amenities but no showers. I was wondering why but now I am kinda thankful!

    Mar 28, 2008 at 12:15 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #30   Animal Andy

    Bah, you Americans are crazy. Shit in the sink like everybody else.

    Mar 28, 2008 at 1:08 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Sarah bang

    Don’t Speak, by No Doubt.

    Every day
    I used to take a shower
    After working out in the gym
    I really feel
    They’re now unsanitary
    I can’t believe
    This could be the end

    It looks as though you’re pooping there
    And if it’s real
    Well I don’t want to know

    Don’t shit
    I know just what you’re doing
    So please stop defecating
    Onto the shower floor

    Don’t shit
    I don’t want to see it
    I don’t need to clean it
    Don’t shit there anymore

    Mar 28, 2008 at 1:10 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #32   writer, rejected

    Once in college I visited a friend at Cornell University during one crazy party weekend, and some dude got rip roaring drunk and took a shit in the shower. It was disgusting. I guess that’s what people learn at the Ivy Leagues. Scatological Studies. No wonder it’s happening in gyms all over America. Where do you think those old Cornell Frat Brothers end up?

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:11 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   GhostWriter bang

      Cornell gets you into local and regional government, but to become real Presidential material, you have to crap in a Yale shower.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 2:19 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   writer, rejected

      Right. C. Everett Koop, Janet Reno, and Paul Wolfowitz all potentially took a shower crap at Cornell.

      Mar 28, 2008 at 7:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   prairielily

      And to think I was so sad when I didn’t get into Cornell. There’s nothing worse than waking up next to a shower-shitter.

      Mar 29, 2008 at 9:47 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.4   Spruce Moose

      Is that the incident that led to the song:

      Far above Cayuga’s waters there’s an awful smell.
      Some say it’s Cayuga’s waters,
      Some say it’s Cornell.

      Mar 29, 2008 at 10:23 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   GhostWriter bang

    Today’s Game: Replace the word, “defecating”

    (a) defoliating

    (b) fornicating

    (c) lighting firecrackers jammed into turds

    (d) …?

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:17 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   GhostWriter bang

      Hey, this one just came to me:

      Shower Shitters are Assholes!

      Now watch someone try to steal my line…

      Mar 28, 2008 at 2:44 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.2   Canthz_B bang

      GMTA, GW, I beat you by 21min! :-D

      Mar 28, 2008 at 2:49 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #33.3   GhostWriter bang

      I just knew you’d try something sneaky like that.

      Mar 31, 2008 at 8:15 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Canthz_B bang

    Did not have time to read all of the comments, so I hope I am not repeating…

    Any shower shitter is by definition an asshole!

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Mishee bang

    I do have to say, that I sure hope it wasn’t Rocket Poo

    Mar 28, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   Phishisgr8 bang

    No one yet? Really?

    That shit was fucking delicious!

    Mar 28, 2008 at 3:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   tlyzer bang

    hmm, hmm, hmm… I think I’ll check out the PAN website and see what’s new.

    What’s this? An excuse for not going to the gym? I’m always looking for a good excuse not to go to the gym.

    WTF?????

    *calls to husband*

    “Honeeeee, call the gym. We’re cancelling our membership NOW!”

    Mar 28, 2008 at 5:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Heidi

    That warrents an ASS kicking!!!! That sign is too passive aggressive! I would seriously punch someone who did that! WTF!!!

    Mar 28, 2008 at 6:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Canthz_B bang

    When you allow shitheads loose in your gym, you end up with loose shit in the heads!

    Mar 28, 2008 at 7:14 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #39.1   bob wong

      Well said, Canthz_B! Those words ought to be immortalized–carved in granite, cast in bronze, or at the least embroidered on a bath towel.

      Mar 29, 2008 at 3:29 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #40   vamessedup

    If they really wanted to be PA about it, they’d remove the shower curtains/doors and put up a sign saying, “Want your privacy back? Take it up with whomever is shitting in the showers.”

    Mar 29, 2008 at 5:00 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Sue Do Nim

      Shower curtains? Not at my gym.

      It’s “with whoever is shitting…” The whole phrase is the object of the preposition. Grammar nerd much?

      Mar 30, 2008 at 12:07 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   summer

    When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. One should only shit down a drain though, if it can be determined beforehand that said shit will be loose enough to go down, every last scrap of it.

    Mar 29, 2008 at 10:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   rather be fishing

    I think this is a fake. It’s stolen from an R.E.M song called It’s the end of the gym as we know it (and I feel fine):

    That’s great it starts with a hip shake
    Turds and snake and turtle heads
    Lenny Bruce is not ashamed…

    Eye of a brown star
    listen to your guts churn
    world serves its own stink
    don’t forget your own stink
    shower curtain closed think
    grunt, no, grin
    bladder, not your bladder
    this is straight up sphinc
    Burning like a fire
    while you’re trying to get cleaner
    a gymnasium for hire
    and a hot dump site
    Lay some cable
    grow a stinger
    in the shower
    press it down the drain.
    Other members sick and baffled
    trumped infected crapped
    on uh oh overflow population self control
    squat yourself strain yourself
    world serves its own stink
    listen to your fart free
    dummy with the colon and you
    never need to flush. Flush?
    you encorpretic enema
    slam fart brown drain brain
    feeling pretty shite

    It’s the end of the gym as we know it
    It’s the end of the gym as we know it
    It’s the end of the gym as we know it
    and i feel fine

    Six o’clock BM shower
    Don’t get caught
    Diarrhea
    Splash and burn return listen to your guts churn…

    that’s all I have time for. you’re welcome.

    Mar 29, 2008 at 4:06 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #42.1   GhostWriter bang

      Holy Mike Stipe! Bonus points for usage of the word, “encopretic” !!

      Personally, my favorite line is, “Bladder, not your bladder…” Who hasn’t felt that in the shower before?

      Mar 31, 2008 at 7:53 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #43   aaa

    Jesus wouldn’t poop in the shower, and he was born in a barn.

    Mar 29, 2008 at 9:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   b13

    Why, why, why would you even have to think that this would need to be mentioned? One to many squats perhaps?

    Mar 30, 2008 at 12:40 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   summer

    Jesus poops?!

    Mar 30, 2008 at 10:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #46   Writerrejected bang

    Yes. Isn’t that the shortest sentence in the Bible? “Jesus pooped.”

    Mar 30, 2008 at 3:06 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Ange

    omg this is so gross

    Mar 30, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   unholyghost2003 bang

    I am with the poster who said that this indicates the type of membership this gym has. ALSO it indicates the type of administration this gym has. Back in my days running a gym if I found a turd in the shower there would be no signs. There would be a quiet HUNT for the miscreant and then the rain of hellfire and brimstone, not to mention the revocation of the person’s gym membership.

    HELLO gym admins! You know the person was MALE and approx. when it happened. (I HOPE that the shit wasn’t sitting there for HOURS before staff did a cleaning check and/or a client mentioned it. With this info you should be able to figure out who it was.

    Mar 31, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   mamason bang

    Shit happens.

    Mar 31, 2008 at 8:29 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   DH

    To the person/people they had to write that sign for….Congratulations! Noone on earth is lazier than you & you’re probably going to hell.

    That is all.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   izzy

    solid with solid.
    poop with toilet.

    liquid with liquid.
    piss with water
    pissing is to be done in shower, it is liquid!

    Apr 6, 2008 at 10:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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  • #53   Lady

    I think its amazing when my CAT shits in the shower when his box is too dirty for his tastes. He barfs in there too, and it is so easy to clean up as opposed to the rugs. But a people should know better- a toilet is the ONLY place to go. Unless you are the pope in the woods with the Charmin bears.

    Aug 2, 2008 at 3:22 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
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  • #55   Admiral Ganja

    I used to work on a ferry between Sweden and Germany, sometimes i took an extra shift cleaning cabins, I can say that if there had been a german truckdriver in there, the chanse of shit in the shower was around 65%.

    May 4, 2009 at 1:59 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #56   Matthew

    SHIT!

    Aug 27, 2009 at 5:16 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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