Comments on: If you needed an excuse to skip the gym today… http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Matthew http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-306648 Matthew Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:16:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-306648 SHIT! SHIT!

]]> By: Admiral Ganja http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-275903 Admiral Ganja Mon, 04 May 2009 05:59:12 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-275903 I used to work on a ferry between Sweden and Germany, sometimes i took an extra shift cleaning cabins, I can say that if there had been a german truckdriver in there, the chanse of shit in the shower was around 65%. I used to work on a ferry between Sweden and Germany, sometimes i took an extra shift cleaning cabins, I can say that if there had been a german truckdriver in there, the chanse of shit in the shower was around 65%.

]]> By: the joker http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-229932 the joker Mon, 05 Jan 2009 15:00:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-229932 [...] related: if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today [...] [...] related: if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today [...]

]]> By: Lady http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-147432 Lady Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:22:22 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-147432 I think its amazing when my CAT shits in the shower when his box is too dirty for his tastes. He barfs in there too, and it is so easy to clean up as opposed to the rugs. But a people should know better- a toilet is the ONLY place to go. Unless you are the pope in the woods with the Charmin bears. I think its amazing when my CAT shits in the shower when his box is too dirty for his tastes. He barfs in there too, and it is so easy to clean up as opposed to the rugs. But a people should know better- a toilet is the ONLY place to go. Unless you are the pope in the woods with the Charmin bears.

]]> By: Miss Unloop http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-139271 Miss Unloop Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:26:40 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-139271 My thought exactly, TD. My thought exactly, TD.

]]> By: i do, however, have a very charming coat rack http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-137409 i do, however, have a very charming coat rack Thu, 17 Jul 2008 04:30:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-137409 [...] if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today [...] [...] if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today [...]

]]> By: izzy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-2/#comment-84485 izzy Sun, 06 Apr 2008 15:25:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-84485 solid with solid. poop with toilet. liquid with liquid. piss with water pissing is to be done in shower, it is liquid! solid with solid.
poop with toilet.

liquid with liquid.
piss with water
pissing is to be done in shower, it is liquid!

]]> By: DH http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-83465 DH Thu, 03 Apr 2008 20:38:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-83465 To the person/people they had to write that sign for....Congratulations! Noone on earth is lazier than you & you're probably going to hell. That is all. To the person/people they had to write that sign for….Congratulations! Noone on earth is lazier than you & you’re probably going to hell.

That is all.

]]> By: mamason http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-82381 mamason Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:29:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-82381 Shit happens. Shit happens.

]]> By: unholyghost2003 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-82216 unholyghost2003 Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:28:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-82216 I am with the poster who said that this indicates the type of membership this gym has. ALSO it indicates the type of administration this gym has. Back in my days running a gym if I found a turd in the shower there would be no signs. There would be a quiet HUNT for the miscreant and then the rain of hellfire and brimstone, not to mention the revocation of the person's gym membership. HELLO gym admins! You know the person was MALE and approx. when it happened. (I HOPE that the shit wasn't sitting there for HOURS before staff did a cleaning check and/or a client mentioned it. With this info you should be able to figure out who it was. I am with the poster who said that this indicates the type of membership this gym has. ALSO it indicates the type of administration this gym has. Back in my days running a gym if I found a turd in the shower there would be no signs. There would be a quiet HUNT for the miscreant and then the rain of hellfire and brimstone, not to mention the revocation of the person’s gym membership.

HELLO gym admins! You know the person was MALE and approx. when it happened. (I HOPE that the shit wasn’t sitting there for HOURS before staff did a cleaning check and/or a client mentioned it. With this info you should be able to figure out who it was.

]]> By: park rose http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-82105 park rose Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:32:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-82105 Can't win 'em all, GW - though you do a pretty good job! (job, geddit? - shortening of jobbie - y'll need the urban dictionary). ;) Can’t win ‘em all, GW – though you do a pretty good job! (job, geddit? – shortening of jobbie – y’ll need the urban dictionary). ;)

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-82099 GhostWriter Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:19:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-82099 ~Joke Humiliation ~ I won't stoop so low as to explain it. I'll just retry (and risk further humilation): <i>"On a totally unrelated note, my bottle of <b>gloppy brown cake-batter-like paste</b> cracked open in the shower the other day, and most of it plopped onto the floor like a <b>wet chocolate muffin</b>, only it smelled like <b>coffee grounds and lava rock </b>. What a waste of $6.99."</i> For some reason, I thought this just might be the hit of the thread. ~Joke Humiliation ~
I won’t stoop so low as to explain it. I’ll just retry (and risk further humilation):

“On a totally unrelated note, my bottle of gloppy brown cake-batter-like paste cracked open in the shower the other day, and most of it plopped onto the floor like a wet chocolate muffin, only it smelled like coffee grounds and lava rock . What a waste of $6.99.”

For some reason, I thought this just might be the hit of the thread.

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-82097 GhostWriter Mon, 31 Mar 2008 13:15:38 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-82097 I just <i>knew</i> you'd try something sneaky like that. I just knew you’d try something sneaky like that.

]]> By: GhostWriter http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/comment-page-1/#comment-82092 GhostWriter Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:53:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/03/28/if-you-needed-an-excuse-to-skip-the-gym-today/#comment-82092 Holy Mike Stipe! Bonus points for usage of the word, "encopretic" !! Personally, my favorite line is, "Bladder, not your bladder..." Who hasn't felt that in the shower before? Holy Mike Stipe! Bonus points for usage of the word, “encopretic” !!

Personally, my favorite line is, “Bladder, not your bladder…” Who hasn’t felt that in the shower before?

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