Maybe you should switch to body wash?

March 31st, 2008 · 89 comments

At least that would make the roommate situation a little less hairy

STOP USING MY BAR OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER!

related: Losing Lisa

FILED UNDER: grow up · hair · hygiene · roommates · San Diego · shower · that's disgusting


89 responses so far ↓

  • #1   damon

    I could post “first!”, but I’m not. But just so you know I could’ve, if I wanted to.

    When I read this, I had a sudden recall of that Old Spice body wash commercial where the camera slowly creeps up on that bar of soap in the shower with a lone butthair on it. Yeesh. Glad I use body wash.

    Mar 31, 2008 at 11:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   gingerE

      If you use body wash, then Jimmy will try to use your sponge or wash cloth.

      Mar 31, 2008 at 11:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Olivia bang

      Ha ha! I probably would’ve posted a big “FIRST!!!!!!!11111″ if I was the first poster. *Miss No Integrity*

      Apr 1, 2008 at 12:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Bin George

      Let me straighten out at least some of the confusion i’ve read on these comments. me…bin george… i’m mexican … I’m roommates with this turd as well as laura (she’s not a turd). Jimmy’s room is about roughly 2 inches from mine at the end of the hallway on the second floor. At least laura is a good 10 feet away from the f@cking smell that comes from his room. it’s not only about the pubic hair in the soap bar, it’s not just that all the toiletries, EVERYONES, slowly but inevitably are reduced to about maybe 1/4 of their glory before they’re used by the person that purchased them, it’s not just that his diet can probably explain why it must take him a whole rolls wipe and still skid mark every underwear he “forgets” in the bathroom, it’s also not just the rumbling and shaking on the second floor while he practices his “break dancing” a fab that has died since ……. the 80′s, it also has nothing to do with all his frozen burritos that rot because they’re not stored in the, well, freezer (yet still eats them too), also, has nothing to do with his ability to break things like the towel rack and walk away, or his bulging eyes that probably challenge those of E.T. oh no, it has nothing to do with all that. It has to do with the amount of gel he uses on his Son goku like hair styles; Son Goku like hair styles only look good on Son Goku, @sshole! stop trying to look like him you’re cramping his style you P.O.S.

      p.s. if you open my brand new bottle of gel again, like you did to the last one, i’m shoving it up your ass in hopes that it shuts your ass hole and therefore we at least don’t have to experience skid marked underwear anymore.

      p.s.s. laura was becoming fond of finding your pubic hair on her soap, so much, she uses a new bar every time she finds your pubes on her old bar…. and uses the hair to hopefully make a wig for an old man that wants short curls as a doo – minus the gel.

      p.s.s.s. laura likes fall out boy….. love you laura!

      Apr 2, 2008 at 1:53 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.4   Bin George

      and no…. my name is not bin….. or ben…or *sigh*….

      Apr 2, 2008 at 2:48 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.5   Isuck

      If you can’t deal with the way other people live, then don’t live with them

      Apr 3, 2009 at 2:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Coke-aholic bang

    Poor Bin and Cynthia! And I thought having onion breath was bad! I bet after that day absolutely no one would stand close to them in the elevator.

    Mar 31, 2008 at 11:43 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Crash bang

      Bin laden !!!
      Holy Shit !!
      Maybe that’s why he hates us…
      Damn it Jim !!
      See what you’ve done !!!
      This is war man…

      Apr 1, 2008 at 1:30 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Troy McClure bang

    How much is a toothbrush? A dollar fifty? What kind of cheapskate re-uses yesterday’s toothbrush??

    Mar 31, 2008 at 11:45 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   secondsout bang

      That’s a good question. Maybe Cha e finally has an answer.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 11:03 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Jfruh

    I think “unacceptable and nasty” is kind of redundant. While there are plenty of unacceptable things that aren’t nasty, I’m willing to bet that everything that’s nasty is unacceptable.

    Mar 31, 2008 at 11:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Ingeborg

      Actually, shitting, for example, is nasty, but not unacceptable. We all have to shit, which we have tacitly accepted – evidenced each time we unload in the little boys or little girls room.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Sarah bang

    Using someone’s soap is the most disgusting thing someone can do? Even worse than, say, dropping a deuce?

    The note writer has little imagination.

    Mar 31, 2008 at 11:52 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Troy McClure bang

      Somehow, you’ve reminded me of this favourite cinematic moment:

      Princess Leia: No! Alderaan is clean! We have no grubbiness, you can’t possibly…
      Governor Tarkin: [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a squalid target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: Where is the clean base?
      Princess Leia: …Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.
      Governor Tarkin: There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.
      Princess Leia: WHAT?
      Governor Tarkin: You’re far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration – but don’t worry; we will deal with your clean friends soon enough.

      …whereupon, the Filth Star fires upon Alderaan, covering its entire surface with a thin film of diarrhoea.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 12:06 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Crash bang

      Or too much of one, which might have lead to the writing of the note.
      God knows what she was thinking…

      Apr 1, 2008 at 1:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.3   Mystic

      Wasn’t it Tatooine?

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.4   Total Douche bang

      no, Dantooine and Tatooine are 2 different planets. The abandoned rebel base was on Dantooine.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Olivia bang

    Team Laura. Sorry, but Jimmy sounds pretty gross – tough love all the way.

    Also, compulsive neat freak here, but I hope the guy’s name is really “Bin” rather than a dumbass misspelling of “Ben.” *sigh* Oh well. : )

    Apr 1, 2008 at 12:00 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Mishee bang

      I have a friend named Bin…( it’s a chinese name I believe. )

      I am just wondering did he like, DRAPE the underwear over their toothbrushes on the counter (presumably in one of those holder things) or did they leave their toothbrushes on the ground or someplace else where the underwear came in contact with it??

      if so, either way, someone is nasty.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 8:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Pete

      In my first year at uni a girl in Halls left a giant purple dildo on my toothbrush. Apparently this was deliberate, but a case of mistaken identity (she thought the toothbrush belonged to another of our flatmates). So underwear’s no big deal.

      Apr 7, 2009 at 5:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Canthz_B bang

    On the bright side, Jimmy goes really easy on the toilet tissue.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 12:17 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Cindy

    I am confused by the quarters taped to the note. I would love it if those where from “Jimmy” or whoever who was like “here’s the 75 cents for the soap I used, now shove it”

    Apr 1, 2008 at 12:19 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Troy McClure bang

      “Here’s 75c; now it’s mine. But you can keep using it too—in fact, I want you to.”

      Apr 1, 2008 at 12:23 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   Crash bang

      I’m confused by your confusion…

      Apr 1, 2008 at 1:21 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   Mystic

      I believe the 75c was for Jimmy to procure his own soap. I say, instead of taping money to a note, duct tape a bar of soap to the shower wall. After all, what if, while strolling through the store isles, Jimmy gets thirsty and uses his soap money on a beverage?

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   TuesdayPillow

    Ok it’s pretty disgusting, but not the most disgusting thing. I’ve seen bits of poop left on the back of the toilet seat. Apparently someone had bad aim. REALLY bad aim.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 12:33 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Chipmunk

    I would make a passive-aggressive move back. Use the soap again, make sure to leave a nice handful of pubes on it, and top it off with the 75 cents.

    Then after they complain, write a PA note saying “I BOUGHT MY OWN BAR OF SOAP WITH THE 75 CENTS WHY ARE YOU USING *MY* SOAP?”

    Apr 1, 2008 at 3:52 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Miz-andi

    I use my step-mom’s soap just to piss her off. But, then again, I also blow my nose in her towels. Team Laura, because being nasty without deep-rooted loathing and passive-aggression is UNACCEPTABLE

    Apr 1, 2008 at 6:20 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   tragically mep bang

      I’d ask if you were my stepson but I know you aren’t because he can’t get out of bed at 6:20 am.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 7:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #11.2   Miz-andi

      And I’m also female. And get up at 5:30 :]

      Apr 1, 2008 at 9:52 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Matt

    Embed shards of broken glass in the soap and watch the hilarity. That is worth 75 cents right there.

    I have no reasonable solution for the dirty, skid-marked underwear

    Apr 1, 2008 at 6:31 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Total Douche bang

      I would buy a “joke” soap bar that turns black when you use it. I’ve taught people lessons using this method in the past.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   DirtyOldLady bang

    Maybe the author should count herself lucky, considering how much nastier it could’ve been. At least Jimmy uses soap, occasionally changes his underwear, and has come within striking distance of a toothbrush. And as far as we know, he hasn’t shat in the shower.

    He was probably saving that for the gym.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 6:41 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   porcupine

    Whenever I’m faced with a situation like this, I invariably ask myself… What would the Jackson 5 do?

    It never fails to provide me with warm, healing waves of enlightenment, insight and consolation.

    So, without further ado… here’s Janet. And I only had to change 2-3 words. See, I knew she’d be the one to turn to.

    Sittin’ in the bathroom

    Thinkin’ nasty thoughts

    Better be a gentleman

    Or you’ll turn me off

    That’s right, lemme tell it

    Chorus:

    Nasty, nasty boys, don’t mean a thing

    Oh you nasty boys

    Nasty, nasty boys, don’t ever change (their underwear)

    Oh you nasty boys

    I don’t like no nasty skidmarks

    I don’t like nasty soap

    The only nasty thing I like

    Is a nasty note

    Will this one do?

    Uh huh, I know… say…

    Repeat Chorus

    Nasty, nasty boys, gimme a new bar of soap

    Nasty, nasty boys, lemme see your nasty body move (out of this roomshare asap)

    I could learn to like this, listen up…

    I’m not a prude, I just want some respect

    So close the door if you want me to respond

    Cause privacy is my middle name

    My last name is control

    No, my first name ain’t baby,

    It’s Laura… Ms. Laura if you’re nasty

    Apr 1, 2008 at 7:07 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   tlyzer bang

    So is it still disgusting if Jimmy wants to use the soap outside of the shower? For instance, if he wants to wash his hands at the sink – is that okay?

    Apr 1, 2008 at 8:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Coke-aholic bang

      Given the state of his underwear I would say it would be far more disgusting if he didn’t wash his hands after using the toilet!

      Apr 1, 2008 at 8:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   wicked opinion

    You cannot change an ignorant leech. They will be laughing behind your back while you are “teaching” them how to behave….if they are not busy being confused by your reaction to their behavior – “wait, I’m not supposed to drink straight from the milk carton with your name on it ?? oh..my bad” What really burns me is finding my body wash slowly being watered down every day. They think I am as stupid as they are. I hate roomates.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 8:58 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Total Douche bang

      Fill the bottle with rubbing alcohol.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   wicked opinion

    oh look a preview button! ROOMMATES

    Apr 1, 2008 at 8:59 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Mishee bang

      why didn’t you just edit your posting? you can do that by clicking on the box for up to like, 5 minutes or something after submitting…

      Apr 1, 2008 at 9:28 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   wicked opinion

      I was attempting sarcasm…and referencing past users attempts at it as well…guess it didn’t work..sigh…

      Apr 3, 2008 at 2:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   Summer

    OK, that skid marked underwear was fucking delicious, there, I said it!

    Apr 1, 2008 at 9:25 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   Canthz_B bang

    I’ll bet the toothbrush incident left Bin and Cynthia with shit-eating grins! :twisted:

    Apr 1, 2008 at 10:08 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   amy d bang

      What a paradox. Your comment made me groan and laugh.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 10:48 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #19.2   Mishee bang

      maybe it’s time to make a graph about it amy…

      (sorry, but after yesterday’s links to that site, it’s all I can think about!)

      Apr 1, 2008 at 12:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #20   GhostWriter bang

    To be fair, the “thong underwear” found on Bin and Cynthia’s tooth brushes was probably floss.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 10:50 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Bin George

      to be honest, we’re all commandos here ‘cept jimmy…. if jimmy wore thongs they would look like dingle berries

      Apr 2, 2008 at 3:12 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #21   ryan

    I don’t see how this note is passive aggressive.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 11:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   mmm

      leaving a note is what’s passive aggressive. Leaving 75cents is also extremely passive aggressive. If Laura had the nerve to actually interrupt Jimmy while he was watching King of the Hill and told him to stop fucking using her soap and asked him if he needed 75cents and was the money the problem?, then there would obviously be no need for the PA-ness. TEAM Jimmy btw, what kind of idiot girl willingly shares a bathroom with a guy anyway? Like you don’t know what you’re in for. She knew and now she just wants to be a passive controlling bitch about it. Laura obviously has mommy/daddy issues!

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #21.2   Stanley Pringle

      Having lived with 6 girls, 2 bathrooms, and 4 guys, 1 bathroom (note the ratio), as well as growing up with three sisters, I feel confident that my anecdotal evidence sufficiently contradicts your hackneyed CW. Slags are slobs.

      Apr 7, 2008 at 12:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #22   unholyghost2003 bang

    Perhaps I have missed an important aspect of personal hygiene, (And I would also like to state for the record that I have never used a roommate’s beauty products without permission i.e. “Oh shit! I’m outta shampoo and I can’t get to the store ’till tomorrow, can I use yours?” or “Does that stuff really work? May I try it?”)

    BUT what on EARTH are people doing with the soap that sharing it is so gross? I understand not wanting to subsidize your roommate’s grooming routine, but I have NEVER put a bar of soap ANYWHERE that would make it gross. Rub soap on hands/washcloth/sponge, use hands/washcloth/sponge to scrub body. The soap should not be in contact with any body part other than hands. If your roommate is so disgusting that you can’t handle his hands touching your soap ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO MOVE OUT.

    Perhaps you shouldn’t be keeping your bar of soap in the shower, LAURA that is how it can get hit with rocket pubes and develops the little cracks that are a hot bed for fungal and bacterial growth. THAT is nasty.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 11:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   PandoraWilde

      Because some people just lather the bar and rub bar and lather on their bodies without benefit of a washcloth.

      Now imagine the last place someone washes. Then follow to the FIRST place the NEXT person washes.

      Seems to equal EW to me :)

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   amy d bang

      Nice visual ;)

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      :shock: putting a bar of soap in a body crevice sounds like a recipe for disaster :shock: nonononononononononono!

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   GhostWriter bang

    Come On and Pay!
    (based on the Offspring version)

    …and featuring the line, “Buy your own Soap

    You got that skid-marked underwear

    I write a note in the bathroom
    But you keep spreading disease
    Your shorts are crappy and they lay on the floor
    Getting wetter when I step with my feet
    The nasty smell, I can’t disregard
    I always catch you soapin’, hair is all over, Gawd!
    If ya wanna buy your own, it’ll run six bits
    You gotta cough it up,
    cough it up, cough it up , cough it up

    Hey, can’t you personally see?
    Clean ‘em up – You got that skid-marked underwear
    Hey, watch your personal hygiene
    Clean ‘em up – You got that skid-marked underwear
    Hey, Jim don’t buy no Dial
    or underarm deodorant, he does it ev’ry time
    Hey, come on and pay!

    By the time you see his sideburns
    It’s already too late
    Strands are on the soap and the farthest wall
    Neutrogena- I’ll a just call it a waste
    It clogs up the drain, unacceptable, foul!
    You’re not getting smarter
    You’re not learning the score
    It’s never ending, really- does it violate and vex?
    You gotta buy your own soap,
    Buy your own soap
    Buy your own!

    Hey, can’t you personally see?
    Clean ‘em up – You got that skid-marked underwear
    Hey, watch your personal hygiene
    Clean ‘em up – You got that skid-marked underwear
    Hey, Jim don’t buy no Dial
    or underarm deodorant, he does it ev’ry time
    Hey, come on and pay

    Apr 1, 2008 at 11:43 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #24   gambrinus

    ISTR an episode of Friends that addressed the issue of roommates sharing soap. I personally fall on the side of whoever in that episode said soap was intrinsically self-cleaning.

    I mean really, if I were not fully confident in the cleaning power of soap, I would probably live my life much differently.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 11:56 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   marcopuffin bang

    He is a pig. But why leave your stuff out? Change roommates or keep your stuff in your washbag. Or embed finely chopped garlic into soap.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 12:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Suhayla

      washbag?

      Apr 1, 2008 at 1:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      a mesh bag for toiletries commonly used in dorms and other such places that have common bathrooms.

      Apr 1, 2008 at 1:24 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   marcopuffin bang

      washbag was a toughie – sorry ;)

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.4   Suhayla

      thanks for clarifying! :)

      Apr 2, 2008 at 6:08 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   marcopuffin bang

    oh and hide your toothbrush because you can be sure he’s cleaning the toilet with it by now.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 12:36 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #26.1   Mishee bang

      he can’t find the toothbrushes because his nasty underwear is on top of them!

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #27   web diversions

    that change taped to the note: priceless.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 1:04 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #27.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      pretty sure it is $.75 not priceless ;)

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:04 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #28   Anono

    Damn Jimmy, you foul, disgusting, nasty, unacceptable, triflin SOB!!!!

    Apr 1, 2008 at 1:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   pistola

    How do you get soap dirty? Doesn’t it clean everthing it comes in contact with? I can think of much dirty things to expose a roomate to.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 2:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   wicked opinion

      you have obviously never seen a bar of soap streaked with dirt covered in little black hairs….although soap IS self-cleaning, do you want to be the one rinsing someone else’s DNA off of it?

      Apr 3, 2008 at 2:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   pistola

    Is it me, or does this chick strike anyone else as the type of person that never lets things go.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 2:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   Bin George

      i’ll let laura answer this one……

      no comment…….she’ll cry if i answer….

      she makes awesome polish food

      Apr 2, 2008 at 3:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   Heidi

    ummm, I bet he doesent use the 75cents for soap…

    Apr 1, 2008 at 2:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Mishee bang

      what else would be buy? crack? wow, I guess the recession is hitting EVERYONE, even crack dealers!

      Apr 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   Mishee bang

    I love how the PANGoddess linked this page to Losing Lisa…

    I think THIS note would benefit GREATLY from a few pink penises drawn in…

    Apr 1, 2008 at 2:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   unholyghost2003 bang

      Oh! I hadn’t gone to “Losing Lisa” in a while. I LOVE that one … Lisa just LOSES HER SHIT so perfect, so insane. I hope Lisa ended up with a “special coat” with sleeves that tie in the back

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:01 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.2   Mishee bang

      I’m surprised that Kerry didn’t also link us to the mystery of the stolen towels post (can’t remember the name, but the towels were from Kohl’s or something!)… I mean, they stole her towels, but she wipes between her legs with them, that’s just NASTY…

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #32.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      COME GET SOME

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:15 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   marcopuffin bang

    Pink… with pustules

    Apr 1, 2008 at 3:07 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   marcopuffin bang

      (that was meant to be a reply to #32!)

      Apr 1, 2008 at 3:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   Chipmunk

    Yay!!! My first “Word”!

    Apr 1, 2008 at 4:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Jantho1

    “And stop using those things that don’t belong to you-especially…”

    Does it bother ANYONE out there on the Grammar Police when people use only 1 hyphen when making a dash instead of 2?

    Or, help make common speech less fragmented than it already is and use a fricking comma, bitch.

    Apr 1, 2008 at 7:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   justaguy

    Sounds to me like normal male behavior. Soap is for washing, dirty underwear goes on floor. If not careful, might end up on toothbrush.

    So what’s the beef?

    Apr 1, 2008 at 9:30 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   Y

    soap costs more than 75cents.

    bloggers are douche bags. I hate you Katie!

    Apr 23, 2008 at 12:57 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #37.1   Mishee bang

      Y, I don’t know what kind of soap you are buying, but you can get a three pack of Ivory soap bars for $1.39… (that’s .46 per bar)

      Maybe it’s time for you to start getting that instead, you know, gas is almost $4 a gallon, every penny counts! (maybe this is why jimmy was using laura’s soap to begin with!)

      Apr 23, 2008 at 1:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.2   unholyghost2003 bang

      Just back away slowly Mishee … Y seems nuttier than squirrel poo …

      Apr 23, 2008 at 1:13 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #37.3   Mishee bang

      I was just trying to help poor Y realize that the reason s/he can’t get to work and such is because they are spending $2 a bar on soap, and that’s a half gallon of gas (reg unleaded where I live at least)!!!

      But I have better things to do anyways, I have a wikipedia entry to get working on so I can submit it!!!!

      Apr 23, 2008 at 1:58 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #38   jen

    um, what about tax?

    Jun 20, 2008 at 9:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   PandoraWombat bang

    Clearly the crux of the problem for this hygiene-challenged guy — and so many others like him — is that they never saw the appropriate Coronet short films on hygiene! Both are must-watches for all cleanliness issues! (Only I guess they weren’t allowed to say “pubes” back then.)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjMPmNDUO8E
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRB3xDg5pnU

    Aug 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   Nichole

    Hello. Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.
    I am from Marino and learning to read in English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “Anti ige antibody, a novel therapy for asthma and other allergic diseases, in patients with allergic rhinitis, anti ige reduced the severity of symptoms.Ear and eciwo acupuncture for allergic rhinitis.”

    THX ;), Galena.

    May 31, 2009 at 12:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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