notes white people leave

April 3rd, 2008 · 194 comments

omg, ramekin drama! (from san francisco, natch…)

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notes white people leave

related: #54 kitchen gadgets [stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.org]

Tags: meta · moving/not moving · san francisco · underlining

194 responses so far ↓

  • #1  Suhayla

    Fighting over ramekins? Don’t those cost like 33 cents each?

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:40 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #2  RunBarbara

    Only white people buy new meatloaf pans because the existing one was inadequate.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #3  anglophile

    Oooh, poor Jason. Had to make his own birthday cake. I bet that’s what caused the whole roommate relationship to go sour.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm   rating: +1  

    • #3.1  Sundaeg1rl

      Hey, I have to make my own birthday cake too! And while I’m pissed off about it, I know that I can’t entrust the job to MY housemates either (one 7-year-old, a cat, two fish and 22 worms).

      C’mon, he’s a chef, and therefore probably very discerning!

      Apr 3, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #4  Writerrejected

    Don’t touch my ramekins, or I’ll knock your block off in a little message with tape. I’m a virgin from Santa Cruz and my meat loaf pan is too big enough.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:48 pm   rating: +2  

    • #4.1  MeatLoaf Lover

      Jason is a size queen!

      Apr 4, 2008 at 10:57 am   rating: +1  

       
     
  • #5  suzie

    Amazing (as is SWPL, in fact). I wish there was a copy of this chef photo attached as well — “Seriously, why would you even think this was yours?”

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: +2  

     
  • #6  RunBarbara

    I do like that he called her out on her p/a note…AND totally faced her with the birthday cake comment…AND slightly mocked her detailing of where her ramekins were bought. The more I read his note the more I fall a little in love with it. I will make him a cake next year.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: +1  

     
  • #7  Writerrejected

    P.S. What’s with your obsession with the chef?

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:49 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #8  DH

    LOL on answering one p/a note with another more detailed p/a note.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:52 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #9  RunBarbara

    I’d like to know how they can tell their ramekins apart..don’t most of them look identical? “No, you’ve mistaken those ramekins for these ones which I bought during my Top Chef auditions last summer…”

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:53 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #10  unholyghost2003

    I have never lived in a place where there was more than one set of Ramekins/tiny soufflés. I would like to though. Creme Brulé HEAVEN! But why is this a “white person” thing? I think people of EVERY RACE and Creed can enjoy personal chocolate soufflés and creme brulé.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm   rating: +3  

    • #10.1  Suhayla

      Or flan.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 4:43 pm   rating: +2  

       
    • #10.2  Total Douche

      Flan is fucking delicious!

      Apr 3, 2008 at 6:25 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #10.3  Canthz_B

      Why?
      Because Black Folks call them “pudding cups”! ;-) :oops:

      Apr 3, 2008 at 8:20 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #10.4  fantasy

      so do us white folks. Yep, we sure do!

      Apr 4, 2008 at 6:50 am   rating: 0  

       
    • #10.5  Mel

      I have pudding cups and two different types of ramekins. However, my husband and I know how to share.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 8:48 am   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #11  suzie

    Confession: I just had to do a Google Image Search for ramekin ’cause I didn’t have a bloody clue what they were. Now I do! Useful little buggers (that I can’t believe would cause so much drama).

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:01 pm   rating: +2  

    • #11.1  Heidi

      HAHAHAHA! You said it first. I don’t know what they are either. Since you didnt say, i still don’t know.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 3:27 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #11.2  zoe

      I’d look it up myself, as I too am in the dark, but I am lazy and tired and have to take a math test in an hour. Perhaps one of those special bowl-things that you make creme brulee in?

      Apr 4, 2008 at 3:36 pm   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #12  GhostWriter

    Although they grew closer eventually, Frasier and Niles did not initially trust each other. They did, however, agree to use false names, so Dad wouldn’t freak.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:08 pm   rating: +3  

     
  • #13  Steph

    Ha, white people would argue over ramekins.

    (I’m white.)

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:12 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #14  RunBarbara

    *is also white and recalls incredibly white arguement with ex-roommate about how to clean the KitchenAid

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #15  noah

    ramekin?

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:18 pm   rating: 0  

    • #15.1  TL

      It’s Latin for douchebag.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 6:17 pm   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #16  Addie_Oakley

    His name is Remy? Like the rat from Ratatouille? That seems oddly appropriate.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:32 pm   rating: +2  

    • #16.1  bob wong

      Sadly, no. His name is Jason.
      Her name is Remy.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #16.2  zoe

      like the annoying girl from the Sarah Dessen novel? That would be cool, especially if she was the one from the catering one…but I think she was from the one about the potato opus.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 3:37 pm   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #17  Quite Contrary

    Since he found the ramekins when he was showing her room to the person moving in, that leads me to believe she was moving out. Me thinks there may be more to this story than a simple ramekin.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:48 pm   rating: 0  

     
  • #18  Bellabeastie

    I have a headache from squinting trying to read note #2’s chickenscrathes.

    If the chef picture was of Anthony Bourdain I would have stolen it, too.

    Team Anthony Can Use My Ramekins Anytime!!

    Apr 3, 2008 at 4:59 pm   rating: +1  

    • #18.1  Wade

      If Bourdain saw these notes, he would kick both of their asses and take his picture back.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #18.2  unholyghost2003

      I lurv Anthony Bourdain

      Apr 3, 2008 at 5:15 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #18.3  mamason

      I have no reservations about confessing my love for Anthony Bourdain!

      Apr 4, 2008 at 1:55 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #18.4  YiddischeMama

      So many completely inappropriate creme brulee/ramekin/Bourdain comments. Must. Resist. Posting. Them — !

      Apr 5, 2008 at 6:30 pm   rating: +1  

       
     
  • #19  RunBarbara

    Anthony Bourdain should be added to SWPL. I also love him. He reminds me of a less grizzled Tom Waits.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 5:25 pm   rating: 0  

    • #19.1  Black Person

      …wait, I’m not supposed to like Anthony Bourdain?

      D’oh!

      I should’ve never sold my Black Person Handbook to Bill Clinton!

      Apr 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #19.2  Canthz_B

      Can we still watch Good Eats, I like Alton Brown as much as I like Anthony Bourdain!
      Must be the initials. :???:

      Apr 6, 2008 at 10:28 am   rating: 0  

       
    • #19.3  mamason

      I had a naughty dream once that featured Alton Brown. :oops:

      Talk about “Good Eats”! :lol:

      Apr 6, 2008 at 10:46 am   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #20  TuesdayPillow

    So what you’re saying is if they were black they’d be having a shoot-out instead?

    Apr 3, 2008 at 5:50 pm   rating: +2  

    • #20.1  kmd

      *gasp* You went out in public with your rampant hostile ignorance showing!

      Apr 3, 2008 at 9:42 pm   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #21  KLY

    yeah,what’s this thing with white people, I totally don’t get it…

    Apr 3, 2008 at 6:09 pm   rating: 0  

    • #21.1  kmd

      “stuff white people like” is a site created by two Canadian guys who noticed that liberal White educated professional city dwellers were SO utterly convinced of the complete and total rightness of everything they do that they were beyond satire.

      They were, of course, wrong.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 9:43 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #21.2  bellabeastie

      I think we “white people” need to tell them that they are not only “beyond satire” — they are the very inspiration for it.

      Get Used To It.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 11:37 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #21.3  Canthz_B

      What do you call yourselves?…

      “The Aristocrats”!

      (well, i liked the movie! LOL)

      Apr 4, 2008 at 12:28 am   rating: +2  

       
    • #21.4  bellabeastie

      No, no.. My comment was for the stuck- up people who think they are above everything.

      Hence they would be the brunt of the joke.

      So — THEY need to get used to It. Except they wouldn’t get it in the first place.

      Which makes it a moot point….. sigh

      Apr 4, 2008 at 1:09 am   rating: 0  

       
    • #21.5  Canthz_B

      I understand your point.
      I was giving an example of the elite being poked fun at that they themselves would be above understanding….sigh

      Apr 4, 2008 at 2:01 am   rating: +2  

       
     
  • #22  Jonas

    Hey, It is finally getting self-referential and we are ready for elaborate feedback loops here at p–a–notes.com: In this one, the term “passive aggressive notes” is used. I love it.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 6:28 pm   rating: +1  

     
  • #23  Wade

    Maybe it was a picture of Chef, with the recipe for Chocolate Salty Balls on the back.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 6:42 pm   rating: +1  

    • #23.1  anglophile

      Oooh, I love Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls!

      Apr 3, 2008 at 6:43 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #23.2  Bellabeastie

      I’ll bet Anthony has Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls….

      And I bet his meatloaf pan is bigger, too.

      I’m just saying.

      (I just couldn’t help myself, please forgive me…)

      Apr 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm   rating: +2  

       
    • #23.3  mamason

      mmmmm… chocolate salty balls

      Apr 4, 2008 at 4:15 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #23.4  Canthz_B

      If AB has chocolate balls he should see a doctor. :evil:

      Apr 6, 2008 at 10:31 am   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #24  Mung Bean

    The Pyrex bowls and pans were all fine and good, but it’s the brulee torch that puts this over the top for fucking deliciousness.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 7:30 pm   rating: +2  

    • #24.1  fantasy

      He will not need the “brulee torch” without those ramekins! :lol:

      Apr 4, 2008 at 6:53 am   rating: +2  

       
    • #24.2  unholyghost2003

      Sure he will! when not using our brûlée torch to create a crispy sugar top on our Creme Brûlée my husband and I use ours to light our cigarettes and occasionally solder.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 8:33 am   rating: +1  

       
    • #24.3  zoe

      I used mine once to build a very…impressionistic model of the Eiffel Tower out of chocolate chips.

      Apr 4, 2008 at 3:40 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #24.4  YiddischeMama

      First of all — One can/may solder with a brulee torch? Yea (I know it’s officially, “yay,” now, but I the raw edge of people changing the spelling just because they think that “yea” is “yeah” still makes me viscerally angry)!

      Second, please be careful with those cigarettes!

      Apr 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm   rating: +1  

       
    • #24.5  couldn't help it

      I use my brulee torch to cook heroin.

      and I always assumed “ramekin” was some high falootin way to say ashtray…

      Apr 5, 2008 at 6:56 pm   rating: +2  

       
    • #24.6  marcopuffin

      This may be pure whimsy… but to me heroin isn’t heroin unless cooked over a too-hot-to-hold plastic lighter… n’est ce pas?

      Apr 6, 2008 at 4:22 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #24.7  unholyghost2003

      YiddischeMama,
      Yes one CAN solder with a Brûlée torch. If one MAY solder with my Brûlée torch, it depends on who is asking. Ummm careful with my cigarettes? Considering the temperatures that Brûlée torches reach, perhaps it would be better to wish me to be careful with THAT.

      Apr 6, 2008 at 6:02 pm   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #25  kostia

    My crème brûlée torch came with OVAL ramekins, which is what crème brûlée is usually served in, and I bet those cheapass Santa Cruz ramekins were ROUND.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 7:40 pm   rating: +1  

    • #25.1  Suhayla

      What’s the difference? Does it make it taste better or something? Or is it just another way of excluding or marking ‘others’?

      What’s with the kitchen-tool orthodoxy??

      Apr 4, 2008 at 11:28 am   rating: 0  

       
    • #25.2  Canthz_B

      Snob. :-|

      Apr 6, 2008 at 10:34 am   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #26  Sarah

    Jason would use anything for bread, but he won’t use that.

    Apr 3, 2008 at 7:47 pm   rating: +1  

    • #26.1  bellabeastie

      Oh, man — there is a song parody there if I ever saw one. If my brain wasn’t fried from a 14 hr. day I might attempt it.

      Try Meatloaf’s “Anything for Love”.

      Perfect. Rock On.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #26.2  Sarah

      I wanted to, but Anything for Love has such dumb, repetitive lyrics in the first place that a parody would get bulky and unwieldy. You know, like a Meat Loaf song.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 9:22 pm   rating: +3  

       
    • #26.3  park rose

      I’m thinking this terrible song

      (Games people play - Alan Parsons, if the link doesn’t work).

      I’m blaming the PAN goddess’ title.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 9:34 pm   rating: 0  

       
    • #26.4  bellabeastie

      That’s the point… dumb, terrible lyics that you can bend and twist.

      Although — He was great in concert.

      And he left the Pyrex — LOL

      Apr 3, 2008 at 10:06 pm   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #27  secondsout

    I keep imagining that if you pan to the right, there will be another, longer, bitchier note that talks about how someone stole the egg poacher, the oyster shuckers, the frittata pan, the pasta machine, and the French press. After that, yet another even bitchier, even longer note with more inane shit. It goes on…

    Apr 3, 2008 at 7:48 pm   rating: +1  

     
  • #28  Canthz_B

    They may bitch at each other, but I’d sure like to have dinner at their place! :-)

    Apr 3, 2008 at 8:08 pm   rating: +8  

    • #28.1  Troy McClure

      Oh man, I can just see that: Jason and Remy at opposite ends of the table, glowering at each other in an icy silence, with CB blithely tucking in, occasionally making unheeded appreciative grunts around mouthfuls of brûlée.

      Apr 3, 2008 at 8:58 pm   rating: +5  

       
    • #28.2  MeatLoaf Lover

      And meatloaf/bread!

      Apr 4, 2008 at 10:58 am   rating: 0  

       
     
  • #29  bellabeastie

    On The Menu Tonight:

    Large Pan Meatloaf (or maybe bread?)