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your vest smells like beaver mustard | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 21:43:53 +0000

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By: Ron

Ron — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:24:28 +0000

You could just bring your own water to work, or get a filtered water bottle, like from New Wave Enviro. Then the water is filtered as you drink it and you can use tap water.

I got one at http://www.waterbottlepeople.com

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 22:15:18 +0000

I do wonder if it wasn’t lipstick at all, but crystal-light packets. when you dump them into the bottle the powder sticks to the inside of the bottle opening. Then when you put the spigot into the bottle, it transfers to the spigot. It happens all the time. Raspberry Ice is very red.

By: raiseyourglass

raiseyourglass — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:22:06 +0000

Wow, that was awsome.

By: Sundaeg1rl

Sundaeg1rl — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:11:27 +0000

My ‘water container’ is commonly called ‘my mouth’. And I will suck water out of the friggin’ taps if I want to.

GERM POLICE!! DISINFECT! DISINFECT!

By: Lindsey

Lindsey — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:24:15 +0000

I wonder if they know Captain Planet?

By: Lindsey

Lindsey — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 19:21:10 +0000

Dude, that was brilliant…the last verse especially OMG I’m STILL laughing…

By: Numinous

Numinous — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:16:15 +0000

I think we’re all too literate for government jobs.

By: Zodlefish

Zodlefish — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:49:39 +0000

Man, I tried to get in to the glamorous life led by the brave men and women of the OW, but they gave me a really icy reception. I guess I just didn’t float their boat. They said my argument as to why I should be allowed to work with them didn’t hold water.

Now that I know about their spigot (the faucet), though, I wash my hands of them. Never again will I attempt to sail life’s seas as a member of their crew. It’s all water under the bridge now. Or, I guess, water under the office.

By: aflirtycatastrophe

aflirtycatastrophe — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:38:58 +0000

Man… I wonder if they get to carry badges…

“You there! Hold it! I’m from the Office of Water and I insist you halt in the name of the element – water!”

By: ErikaBlare

ErikaBlare — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:28:59 +0000

Thanks claw, I will never be able to look at my office water cooler the same again. It is rather captivating, now that you mention it….

By: douchegirl

douchegirl — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:56:59 +0000

I really liked the double colons. And the crayon/eyeliner.
Yours truely!!!

By: secondsout

secondsout — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:15:09 +0000

Water, water, every where,
And the office did stink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

The lipstick on the spigot, Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, germy things did crawl the maw
Where your cup should be.

About, about, in reel and rout
The lipstick danced at night;
The water, like a witch’s oils,
Burnt red, maroon, and white.

And some in dreams all thirsty were
Of the Spigot that plagued us so;
Five gallons deep he had challenged us
In the breakroom where it goes.

And every tongue, through utter drought,
Was withered at the root;
We could not speak, no more than if
We had been choked with soot.

Oh! water jug what evil looks
In the Office of Water Remember!
My coworker put her mouth upon
The water jug’s plastic member.”

By: Mishee

Mishee — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:25:21 +0000

Holy crap, this is definitely a far cry from Encyclopedia Brown… my, my, my claw, you are growing up!!

Sicko!!

I gotta go, I need a cigarette now…