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April 22nd, 2008 · 90 comments

Reason #962 why I’m happy Facebook wasn’t around when I was in high school…

You chose the one formal picture I am not in...are you denying our friendship?

related: 2 good 2b 4gotten
extra credit: Judy “just kidding” Grimes [SNL]

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90 responses so far ↓

  • #1   aimee

    you denied our friendship! now i’m going to shoot myself! (just kidding!)

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:09 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Juliet

      LOL!!! I too am happy facebook wasn’t around when I was in high school.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 12:59 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Canthz_B bang

    What do I need to kiss to get my face on your page? Why is your page not all about me just like mine is? You obviously don’t love me as much as I love myself. You are denying our friendship. :cry:

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:28 am   rating: 70  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Resident Grammarian esq bang

    I’m about to cry myself to sleep, tee hee just kidding. My repeated use of elipses shows just how difficult this great slight is… lol. I’m cutting my wrists now, but at least you’re pretty… rofl.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:33 am   rating: 41  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Heidi

      hahahahaahah LOL!!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 5:00 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   fantasy bang

    It is just so much easier to press delete!

    I’ll show you what I think of your Drama!

    Now you can go kill yourself! :P

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   park rose bang

    I’m Hurt. John Hurt. You may know me from such films as The Elephant Man.

    Why did you choose the one formal picture which I am not in?

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:38 am   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Chipmunk

      A++, would lol again.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 3:46 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Ryan

    Maybe if A’s head wasn’t so big, B would be able to see herself in the pictures.

    Maybe A is going to cry herself to sleep on her huge pillow.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:41 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Voca Popula

      It’s like Sputnik on a toothpick…

      Apr 22, 2008 at 9:03 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Sarah bang

      So does that mean A needs to cover her five head?

      Apr 22, 2008 at 11:59 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.3   pistola

      Head! Pants! Now!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 1:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.4   Canthz_B bang

      My oldest son loves that “Head” (Heed) line!!
      What was that movie please??!! :-D

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:12 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.5   Mishee bang

      Comon CB, So I Married An Axe Murderer…

      my fave line in that movie is:

      “I’m convinced most scottish food was the result of a dare”

      I love me some Mike Myers!!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.6   Canthz_B bang

      I know that, Mishee. What was the name of the movie? ROTFL :-P

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.7   GhostWriter bang

      CB F-T-W!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:41 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.8   Canthz_B bang

      LOL
      It just took me a sec to put Mishee’s words into context, GW.
      That sec was spent wondering about Mr. Mishee! :-D

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.9   Miss Unloop

      The line was “I’m convinced most Scottish food is based on a dare…”

      Ever try haggis? It’s not bad…

      It’s not good, either.

      Jul 19, 2008 at 11:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Crash bang

    Thank’s…I knew you’d understand.
    You were pretty too… ( jokes )
    but I am the prettier one so I was just making you look good because I care.
    You’re totally my BFF !!
    ( teasing )

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:42 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   fantasy bang

    Even though A is “VERY” hurt. I think B really

    put her where she belongs…..Out of the picture!

    *no joking*

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:48 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   fantasy bang

    A is really in DENIAL about how close she

    thinks she is with B. I think maybe a facebook

    intervention is in order. Just joking…lol

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:52 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Crash bang

    I wonder why “The one formal picture” is the only one B is smiling in and the only one A is not in ???

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:58 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Ida Knowe

      This is a great observation, I bet A figured it out too and that is why she is questioning B’s choice of pictures. If A were a confident individual she wouldn’t care if she was in the picture or not.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 9:13 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   aflirtycatastrophe

    A: I’m really telling you this because I’m terribly insecure and the only way I can feel good about myself is if I appear in everyone’s Facebook profile picture. Because it’s obviously all about me and not you and your profile. Psh. I’m going to go stuff my face with bonbons now. (jokes) [they're actually twinkies]

    Apr 22, 2008 at 1:00 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Andy

    Shouldn’t the last message (12:16pm) be from Person A and not Person B? I can’t make sense of it otherwise.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 1:03 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   ryankh05

      I’m with you. Otherwise B is putting -great- words in A’s mouth. ah-ha-ha

      Apr 22, 2008 at 4:14 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   C

      I’m the submitter. Yes, the last post was by A, not B. Whoops.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 11:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.3   amy d bang

      So tell us, C, if that’s your real name…

      Did you give in to the guilt trip and post a picture with A in it?

      Apr 22, 2008 at 11:26 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Steph

    You know, I’d laugh, but this stuff still happens when you’re in your 30s. Facebook: Bringing out the insecure 15 year old in everyone.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 1:06 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   Set To Evil bang

    This reads exactly like Life in Hell’s Akbar and Jeff!

    Apr 22, 2008 at 1:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Tyler bang

    I had a roommate like that. He didn’t care what he said, as long as it had the disclaimer, “just kidding,” after a short pause.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 1:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Canthz_B bang

    Is “A” emotionally hurt or physically?
    She needs to be physically hurt.
    Just kidding!

    Apr 22, 2008 at 2:52 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Chipmunk

    I’m more concerned that A is under the impression that a friendship can be made or broken because of a choice in Facebook picture.

    It’s like people who stop being friends because they’re not included in another person’s Top 8 on MySpace. You know who does that? FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 3:48 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   ryankh05

      I don’t know about that. Some people (see – pisces) take myspace photos and tops -very- seriously.

      Sad, isn’t it?

      Self worth isn’t sold in stores but you can try to buy it anyway. Poor “A”

      Apr 22, 2008 at 4:18 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.2   aaa

      There are some people out there who have aged chronologically but are mentally stuck in their freshman year of high school. Actually, there are quite a few of them… :/

      Apr 22, 2008 at 10:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #17.3   Canthz_B bang

      My mom is, and my late wife was, Pisces.
      As the last of the 12 Zodiac signs they are the most evolved of personalities, so I respectfully disagree with #17.1.
      The Pisces that I have known could give less than two shits what others think of them.
      They do what they think is right and don’t judge the actions of others much.

      Some people tend to over-generalize…sad isn’t it?

      Apr 22, 2008 at 3:09 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #18   claw71 bang

    If MySpace and FaceBook had existed back in the 1980s nobody would have written “The Greatest Love of All.”

    I decided to be safe
    I will never procreate
    If have sex ,If I should breed
    My kids will have strange emo needs

    Apr 22, 2008 at 6:44 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #19   brianjb

    This pretty much sums up what the social networking sites eventually degenerate to. It’s no longer about networking or connecting. It’s about getting my face on everyone’s site, collecting the most friends and then ignoring them because who can keep up with 300 “friends,” especially when you are busy monitoring who isn’t putting your face on their site.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 7:36 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   GhostWriter bang

    You know what? This exact thing happened when I (A) checked in on my wife Shanikqua’s (B) FaceBook. The “formal” pic she chose was her in a cocktail dress, holding two drunk bozos in twin headlocks under her twin headlights (set for fog).

    She did look pretty; I’ll give her that…

    Apr 22, 2008 at 8:11 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   zchamu bang

    Ahhh, teenage drama. OMG I am SOOOO hurt. I want to kill you! Jokes!

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:01 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Mishee bang

    I’m thinking A should’ve just put her comments in quotes – then B would’ve known she was being sarcastic.

    Ahhh, webspeak is wonderful, isn’t it?

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:02 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   claw71 bang

      You make me so “angry”!
      I want to “stab” you in the “face” with a “rusty putty knife”!

      I hope you “burn in hell” and get “crabs”. Because you’re a “stinking whore”!

      I “had sex” with your “boyfriend” and now I’m “pregnant” but I’m going to say the “your father” came to my house and “raped” me and that the “baby” is “his”.

      Then your “mother” will “kill herself” and you’ll have to be a “hooker” so you can take care of your “brother”. Then your “pimp” will “cut” your “tits” off and “shove a broken bottle” up your “vagina” and you’ll “die”.

      ps. “White POWER!!!”

      pss. I hate “the blacks” and “the jews”

      Apr 22, 2008 at 9:30 am   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   claw71 bang

      Jokes!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 9:50 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Mishee bang

      I love you.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 9:57 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   claw71 bang

      Yeah, but I’m still not posting your picture.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 10:21 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   Mishee bang

      well… then… I hope you get a “flesh eating bacteria” and your albino python falls off!!

      Jokes!!

      p.s. I just clicked your blog, and now that I know Dogma is in your top 5 listed Fave Movies, I know we were meant to be!! that, and the lead paint entry…

      Apr 22, 2008 at 10:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.6   Canthz_B bang

      I always cry at web-weddings!! :cry:

      Apr 22, 2008 at 3:17 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.7   Mishee bang

      well, I might need to get a IRL divorce first! Plus, I don’t know if it would work out… I am very into staying where I am (That would be the South San Francisco Bay Area for those who aren’t aware), and claw just seems to LOVE Ohio as evidenced here…

      Apr 22, 2008 at 5:14 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.8   claw71 bang

      It’s intriguing but alas, one woman can’t seem to keep me satisfied…or maybe it’s the other way around…nevertheless, I’ve got to be free. There are lunches to pilfer and daughters to plunder.

      Ohio’s working out for me now because the age of consent is in my favor and people from Columbus are the eatingest basatards you’ll ever see. The office kitchen is like a frigging Trader Joe’s. I know, Kentucky’s age of consent is 13 and they have rivers of KFC flowing through every town but I like girls with teeth and there’s something special about a lunch somebody else was planning to eat.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 5:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.9   Mishee bang

      Claw, I can guarantee you, according to 9 years with Mr. Mishee, that I am not just one woman – in his opinion, I am in fact about 5 or 6 distinctly different personalties residing within one form.. so that whould keep you on your toes, wondering which girl I was gonna be today!!! :evil:

      Apr 22, 2008 at 5:54 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   GhostWriter bang

    Checking the timestamps, it would appear that the most sleep was lost by B, as she anxiously generated the line, “It’s the only pic of me smiling…” Ten hours ofhang-wringing, and that’s the best you can come up with? What about, “Back off, Creeper- since when do we have a friendship?”

    That’s the one I get most of the time…

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:14 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Lorelie

      Or maybe B went out with some of her non-denied friends and I dunno . . . had a life?

      Apr 22, 2008 at 11:19 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   claw71 bang

    As I read this note I have a soundtrack playing in my head. I couldn’t place it at first but I think it’ s The Cure.

    Whenever I’m Facebooking you
    I feel like I’m on probation
    Whenever I’m facebooking you
    It’s like another violation

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Ida Knowe

    Or maybe B could of said something like; My mother wasn’t in the picture either, you don’t see her asking if I’m denying her paternity!

    Jeeze Louise….Grow up and get a life.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #25.1   Izzy

      I strongly deny my mother’s paternity. That would make her my father!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.2   secondsout bang

      Unless Eric Cartman is B. Though Cartman is far more aggressive than PA. After all, he’s the guy whose revenge involved killing the other kid’s parents and serving them to him in a pot of chili.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #25.3   Canthz_B bang

      Way too much Maury Povich Show exposure.
      I may have missed the “My mom the hermaphrodite” episode though.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 3:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #26   Izzy

    You should never try to make jokes online. They get lost unless you put a smily face. A missed out on that lesson.

    :) <- how to tell someone isn’t serious.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:45 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #27   claw71 bang

    This is a serious syntax question:

    What if you include sarcastic quotes around phrases like just kidding?

    “No worries, just teasing.” Apparently I’m not important to you. “JOKES!”

    Apr 22, 2008 at 9:53 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   se

    Gee, I want to hunt down and hurt people who put my picture on their networking page.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 10:12 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   A

    OMG! How did this end up here?

    OK, let’s get the back story on this. A bunch of us went to the Spring Formal here at Sweet Valley High. My BFF, A, booked a limo so we could all go in style but it never showed up. So I hitched a ride on a logging truck and got to the dance but I smelled like Newports.

    Then A, ignored me the whole time. I saw all of them taking a group picture so I had to run over there and get in. They took one picture without me.

    We all hung out for a while but then they all left without me. So I didn’t even get to ride in the limo I chipped in for.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 10:13 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   B

      That’s not true. It’s just that the limo driver was drinking and we didn’t want to put you in harm’s way.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 10:15 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   A

      Oh yeah, well I’ve got a Glock that will put you in harm’s way. JOKES!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 10:17 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   claw71 bang

    Everybody Hurts

    On your Facebook blog
    Where am I
    I thought I was your friend
    I think I’ve had enough
    of your crap, so it’s the end
    You’re such a stupid HO
    you went and made me cry
    and everybody hurts
    sometimes

    Apr 22, 2008 at 10:32 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #31   Quite Contrary bang

    And all of us are reason#963 why I’m glad facebook wasn’t around in high school…or college…or early 20′s drunken benders.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 12:52 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Mishee bang

      QC, when I was in HS we had something kind of LIKE face book, but a little more aggressive and a little less passive – for instance, if some bitch started talking shit about me, I would hit her across the face with my algebra book!

      Ahhh, the 90s… it’s like it was another world altogether!

      I remember cause I was a chatter on AOL and Prodigy at the time, I was actually considered a computer nerd by some… cause I knew about this crazy thing called the internet that no one else seemed to understand! ha! jokes on you!!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 1:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.2   Quite Contrary bang

      The 90′s? Try the dark days of the 70′s in catholic high school. I guess they would have called facebook “knuckleruler.”

      Apr 22, 2008 at 1:39 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.3   unholyghost2003 bang

      Mishee, in the 90′s you went to an all black college with Sinbad as the Dorm father? … Wait! That is “A Different World” … never mind, carry on.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 1:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.4   Mishee bang

      ugh, I am graduating class of 1998, I couldn’t have gone to college in the 90′s if I wanted to! (well, possibly, but… nevermind…)

      I was in h.s. from 94-98 (ok, ’02, but that’s just ME)… I literally left mainstream h.s. like, a year before Columbine, which of course is when shit in H.S. across the country changed… thank God!!

      (how weird I mention that, cause Columbine was 9 years and 2 days ago… huh…)

      Maybe if those kids had facebook and myspace to vent on, they wouldn’t have gone off the deep end… also, I am a big supporter of “Go Through Your Kid’s Shit” cause God knows the kinda stuff my mom would’ve found if she had searched my room every so often!!

      Apr 22, 2008 at 1:53 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.5   Canthz_B bang

      Why am I craving Geritol? :???:

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:18 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #31.6   GhostWriter bang

      There’s only one thing that could have stopped Columbine, and it’s not FaceBook, and it’s not MySpace.

      It’s Dr. Phil.

      Apr 22, 2008 at 2:46 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   tragically mep bang

    “A” needs to learn to how to negate her comments in a sneakier way than “Jokes!”

    It’s become a great art at my workplace:

    You *actually* did a good job on that report.
    *Apparently* the people in finance like you.
    I *seriously* wish I could promote you.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 1:06 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #32.1   Quite Contrary bang

      Mep: do we work together?

      Apr 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #33   GhostWriter bang

    “Hey, Doc- check out this picture. I could’a sworn that I was standing behind Biff and his goons for this “Enchantment Under the Sea” photo. I even remember giving him ‘bunny ears’. Now it looks like I wasn’t even there…”

    “Wasn’t – Even – There?? Great Scott, Marty- did you remember to destroy that “User’s Manual for Creating Your Own Online Social Networking Website” that you brought back from 2025?”

    “Sure, Doc- I threw it into the dumpster behind the drug store…”

    “…right where Biff hangs out, trying to steal beer! Marty, has Biff contacted you lately?”

    “Yeah, he friended me. I figured, why not?”

    “‘Why Not?’- Don’t you see Marty, he’s used the manual to invent MySlacker, YouTools, and BiffsList!…and now he’s gone back to the 50′s and is erasing any evidence of you!”

    “Heavy, Doc- whadda we do?”

    “”There’s only one thing we can do. We have to travel even farther back in time than Biff, and align the time/space continuum.”

    “Well, this time, I’m bringing some food. Want me to go home and grab that leftover roast that my Mom made?”
    .
    .
    .
    “”Roast? Where we’re going, we don’t need roast!

    Apr 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #34   secondsout bang

    A. Are you denying our friendship?
    B. No, I would never do so.
    A. Lies! Before the cock crows this night, you will have denied our friendship three times.

    Methinks A has a bit of a martyr complex.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 3:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Agent Inspired

    Yes, because a “just kidding” after the fact is going to make you look _less_ insecure and petty.

    Apr 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #36   TuesdayPillow

    What’s her damage, Heather?

    Apr 22, 2008 at 11:31 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #37   GhostWriter bang

    Under the irritating buzz of yellow florescence, the room looked hazy; nearly smoky. An odor of formaldehyde and rot permeated the dank air. Each breath pulled the stench deeper within her, and yet, she was powerless to leave.

    She remembered stepping into Bob’s apartment in trepidation. He had offered her some coffee, and she woke up strapped into an ancient medical birthing chair. Now he approached her with a rusty scalpel.

    “You looking pretty is clearly more important than our friendship!”

    He raised the scalpel to her trembling cheek. “Jokes again!” he sadistically grinned.

    Apr 23, 2008 at 10:19 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Beth from Avenue Z

    I check here now and then, but this one in particular cracked me up.

    Apr 24, 2008 at 9:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #39   Jinx

    I bet A was very serious, and VERY hurt, but told B she was kidding so her other facebook friends wouldn;t question her sanity and god forbid remove her pics from their profiles.

    Apr 27, 2008 at 10:11 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   RP

    It’s entirely possible B really was just kidding. I know someone who likes to fake taking offense as a way of teasing.

    But, as has already been said, it’s hard to detect sarcasm over the Internet. Obviously B isn’t sarcastic in real life or A, being their friend, would have been able to tell.

    Apr 29, 2008 at 12:35 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   Steph

      Uh, RP? That’s actually passive-aggressive. That “teasing” is your acquaintance’s way of stating his/her anger without having to be held accountable for it. “I was only teasing!”

      Apr 29, 2008 at 12:38 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #40.2   Panic

      God, I thought I was the only one who thought this. She obviously didn’t express it very well, but her intention may not have been to be passive-aggressive at all.

      Either way, she’s probably an insecure teenage girl, all this hatred seems kind of unnecessary to me.

      Aug 17, 2011 at 2:26 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Strepsi

    I prefer the triple fakeout:
    Your looking pretty is clearly more important than our friendship. Jokes, again!…. bitch.

    Jun 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
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  • #43   pope suburban

    Wow. Like, fucking seriously? I would have to say that yeah, looking nice in a picture would be more important than this particular “friendship,” because anyone doing that is pretty much a waste of time.

    Sep 22, 2008 at 2:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Nauteaufaire

    Hahaha.

    C: Status: STOP SENDING ME APP INVITES!

    D&E: *send C 37 app invites*

    C: Status: thanks you for your time, slut and fatass! :D

    D&E: *”like” C’s status 12 times*

    Feb 22, 2009 at 6:27 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   jailbreak wii

    I’m very happy Facebook was around when I was in high school…

    Jun 13, 2011 at 8:10 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
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