Comments on: No offense! (just kidding) No worries! (just kidding)

By: Panic

Panic — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 07:26:24 +0000

God, I thought I was the only one who thought this. She obviously didn’t express it very well, but her intention may not have been to be passive-aggressive at all.

Either way, she’s probably an insecure teenage girl, all this hatred seems kind of unnecessary to me.

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Nobody puts Baby in Dance Detention | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:58:41 +0000

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By: jailbreak wii

jailbreak wii — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 13:10:19 +0000

I’m very happy Facebook was around when I was in high school…

By: Nauteaufaire

Nauteaufaire — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 23:27:08 +0000

Hahaha.

C: Status: STOP SENDING ME APP INVITES!

D&E: *send C 37 app invites*

C: Status: thanks you for your time, slut and fatass!

D&E: *”like” C’s status 12 times*

By: pope suburban

pope suburban — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:56:30 +0000

Wow. Like, fucking seriously? I would have to say that yeah, looking nice in a picture would be more important than this particular “friendship,” because anyone doing that is pretty much a waste of time.

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Fri, 19 Sep 2008 11:59:05 +0000

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By: Miss Unloop

Miss Unloop — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:36:29 +0000

The line was “I’m convinced most Scottish food is based on a dare…”

Ever try haggis? It’s not bad…

It’s not good, either.

By: Strepsi

Strepsi — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 00:46:22 +0000

I prefer the triple fakeout:
Your looking pretty is clearly more important than our friendship. Jokes, again!…. bitch.

By: Steph

Steph — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:38:43 +0000

Uh, RP? That’s actually passive-aggressive. That “teasing” is your acquaintance’s way of stating his/her anger without having to be held accountable for it. “I was only teasing!”

By: RP

RP — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:35:11 +0000

It’s entirely possible B really was just kidding. I know someone who likes to fake taking offense as a way of teasing.

But, as has already been said, it’s hard to detect sarcasm over the Internet. Obviously B isn’t sarcastic in real life or A, being their friend, would have been able to tell.

By: Jinx

Jinx — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:11:31 +0000

I bet A was very serious, and VERY hurt, but told B she was kidding so her other facebook friends wouldn;t question her sanity and god forbid remove her pics from their profiles.

By: Beth from Avenue Z

Beth from Avenue Z — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:27:04 +0000

I check here now and then, but this one in particular cracked me up.

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:19:53 +0000

Under the irritating buzz of yellow florescence, the room looked hazy; nearly smoky. An odor of formaldehyde and rot permeated the dank air. Each breath pulled the stench deeper within her, and yet, she was powerless to leave.

She remembered stepping into Bob’s apartment in trepidation. He had offered her some coffee, and she woke up strapped into an ancient medical birthing chair. Now he approached her with a rusty scalpel.

“You looking pretty is clearly more important than our friendship!”

He raised the scalpel to her trembling cheek. “Jokes again!” he sadistically grinned.

By: TuesdayPillow

TuesdayPillow — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:31:01 +0000

What’s her damage, Heather?