Writes our anonymous submitter: “I work as a payment processor for a local ambulance company. I see lots of notes scribbled on bills, but this one was a first. At least he/she is honest!
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Writes our anonymous submitter: “I work as a payment processor for a local ambulance company. I see lots of notes scribbled on bills, but this one was a first. At least he/she is honest!
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related: three cents for the saliva
FILED UNDER: Michigan · money · raging against the machine · smiley
226 responses so far ↓
#1
Alban
No, but their debt collectors probably can. Or an offer of no service unless it is paid (being an ambulance and all)
Apr 24, 2008 at 2:30 am rating: 0
#2
Robin
Right on. Payment for ambulances indeed.
Apr 24, 2008 at 3:27 am rating: 0
#3
Crash
Awe damn…That’s just too Awesome !!!
LOL…
Apr 24, 2008 at 3:31 am rating: 0
#4
Crash
She / He could have been unresponsive and unable consent at the time the ambulance was needed.
Which makes it a consent in those cases.
So on that take,
she / he owes them her / his life.
But I guess they can’t take that, can they…?
Apr 24, 2008 at 3:37 am rating: 0
#5
RALPHY
The thug they send out to break both legs, thus creating a need for another ride, might lead to a rather dicy situation.
Apr 24, 2008 at 5:27 am rating: 2
#6
Izzy
They make you PAY for a ride in an ambulance? Even in an EMERGENCY? I totally agree with the bill-payer.
Apr 24, 2008 at 5:40 am rating: 0
#7
kmd
Is the smiley an indication of the good health the person is now enjoying because of the ambulance ride?
Apr 24, 2008 at 6:34 am rating: 0
#8
DirtyOldLady
I love the smiley here, but this note is missing the “neener neener neener” at the end.
Apr 24, 2008 at 6:43 am rating: 1
#9
Resident Grammarian esq
I think they should repossess her.
Apr 24, 2008 at 7:47 am rating: 1
#10
Mishee
I personally do the same thing, except I like to do it over the phone… so I suppose that means I am just aggressive? Who, ME? No way!
Apr 24, 2008 at 7:47 am rating: 1
#11
poochie
Shit, paying for an ambulance? Paying for basic medical needs? Emergency medical needs?
Where exactly is the line that civilisation stops at in America? Apart from the Texas state line.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:00 am rating: 2
#12
Abs
I can’t believe you have to pay to go in an ambulance. I knew you had to pay for medical care in the US, and that’s offensive enough, for for an ambulance?!
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:04 am rating: 0
#13
Quite Contrary
I can’t wait to see the ambulance company’s response! I’m thinkin just plain aggressive. They will be having nothing to do with passive.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:13 am rating: 1
#14
tinkerbell2
I can’t get my head round it, dumb limey Brit that I am. So you’re unconscious, they take you to hospital, you wake up and bam! that’ll be three thousand dollars please. No wonder you hear about people trying to do surgery on themselves.. (shudder). I mean, the NHS is a bit shit, but it’s free.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:13 am rating: 1
#15
Lorelie
I must say there was a point in our finances during which I very much wanted to do something of the sort. Though I probably would have opted for no smiley.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:23 am rating: 1
#16
Super Tash
Are you expected to tip when you pay for your ambulance in the US?
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:27 am rating: 1
#17
Melanie
Welcome to your bad credit rating, sweetheart! Good luck buying a house, etc.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:43 am rating: 0
#18
claw71
Let’s set the record straight. The reason ambulance companies charge for their services is because Americans consistently abuse the emergency medical system. People call 911 when they break toes and clog up emergency rooms with issues as trivial as common colds.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:51 am rating: 1
#19
Joe
Every month I get a power bill from BGE. And every month, the bill is made out to “Josheph,” despite the fact that they have my SSN. (I had to give it to them for a credit check at the start of service — or be forced to pay for several months’ worth of power up front, which I couldn’t afford at the time.)
And every month I include a nice little PAN with the bill, despite the “no correspondence enclosed with payment” notice. I know, the people handling the payments are not the data entry people. And I know, they never make the change. But it’s a little fun.
I’m tempted to make out a check to “BGHE” sometime to see how they like it — and maybe I would, if they wouldn’t fine me for a returned check, or something stupid like that.
I swear, they have all the power in this relationship.
Apr 24, 2008 at 8:55 am rating: 4
#20
GhostWriter
To be fair, all I did was hop on my skateboard, grab the bumper, and car surf the ambulance up the road a few blocks. I have no idea how they got my address.
Apr 24, 2008 at 9:11 am rating: 8
#21
Genia
Ummm, they can and they will. My cousin tried to stiff an ambulance carrier (I’m embarrassed to say) and she was surprised when they garnished her tax refund. Sucks for her but she should have paid them. They CAN make you pay them.
Apr 24, 2008 at 9:58 am rating: 1
#22
Meaghan
I thought the $45 they charged me in Canada was a lot, lol. I can’t imagine how much the actual stay in hospital was. Holy crap.
Team OHIP ftw!
Apr 24, 2008 at 10:27 am rating: 1
#23
RunBarbara
I don’t know where you all live but here, in California, I have taken many an ambulance ride that, while needed at the time, I could not pay for later. I called the company, disputed the charges stating that I disagreed with the cost of the service, had to write to formal complaint letters and the bill was written off. Hasn’t shown up on my credit.
I love this note, btw. Team Sticky-Note Smiley.
Apr 24, 2008 at 11:14 am rating: 1
#24
EyeHeartA2
I guess what I don’t get is why everyone thinks this should all be free?
Is the ambulance free?
Is gas free?
Is the equipment free?
Does the driver work for free?
So, whether you agree or don’t agree with the way health care is supplied in the US, is not the issue. This deadbeat incurred a cost and now refuses to pay it. Was it damn bad luck ? I suppose so, but that doesn’t get her (judging by the smileys) off the hook for her bill. I DO hope her credit rating goes to shit, so the insurance company can pile on, the credit card company can raise her rates and she can’t get a job. That would make the 341 look like chump change.
Maybe she could be stand up about it and work out a payment plan?
BTW, no, I don’t work in the health care industry or anything else. I just pay my bills.
Apr 24, 2008 at 11:38 am rating: 5
#25
SailorAlphaCentauri
Where I live now the city pays for the ambulance ride but when I was growing up, I got a bill for an ambulance ride to the children’s hospital when I didn’t want to go in the first place (some idiot 6th graders decided to spray mace on a bus to see what it looked like & the whole thing filled with fumes; people freaked out when they found out I was asthmatic). The police and the ambulance driver finally convinced me to go…and subsequently charged me $245 for the ride. How did I finally get out of paying for it? By telling them that I was a minor who didn’t want to go in the first place. Funny how that works.
Apr 24, 2008 at 11:48 am rating: 2
#26
Heather
Hey, even in Canada, where we get so much hospital/medical stuff for free, you still pay for an ambulance…. but they never tell you. My mom was in a horrific bike accident and it was months and months before she got the bill for the ambulance. However, with good medical coverage, her plan reimbursed her for the cost. Sure is a lot of money owed months after a near fatal accident.
Apr 24, 2008 at 11:52 am rating: 1
#27
secondsout
Anyone else wonder if this note was written by someone like Dick Cheney’s wife? Try and make me pay, I dare you!! Mwahahahaha!
Apr 24, 2008 at 12:18 pm rating: 2
#28
Enike
Oh geeze. It’s a note, people. It was funny. You all don’t know her situation and she’s adding some levity to things. Get over it.
Team smiley!
Apr 24, 2008 at 12:26 pm rating: 1
#29
claw71
Seriously though, pay your ambulance bill. We don’t want paramedics snatching kidneys on the way to the hospital to cover the cost delinquent invoices.
Apr 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm rating: 2
#30
Detective Julie
Medical bills are completely terrifying. You can be perfectly in the black one day, and get sick the next, being left with thousands and THOUSANDS of dollars worth of debt. *still have $3500 left to pay* Check your insurance policies and check them twice, everyone.
(Your local friendly claims representative)(Auto though, not Health)
Apr 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm rating: 1
#31
Canthz_B
I’d sure love to be present when the Constable shows up at their door with a lien on their possesions!
Apr 24, 2008 at 1:13 pm rating: 1
#32
morpho aurora
i have no sympathy or respect for the writer of the sticky note. if you received the service, pay for it you asshole.
if someone like me, with no health insurance can manage to pay medical bills then just about anyone could. all it takes is a few phone calls to work out a payment plan and sticking to a budget that figures those monthly payments in. it’s not easy and it sure ain’t fun but i do it.
btw, yes unpaid bills for ambulance services do appear on credit reports. my late husband had one on his. i called the people, got them to send me a bill and i paid it. not paying for services means that eventually, in order to recoup their losses, providers will increase the cost of their services.
Apr 24, 2008 at 1:48 pm rating: 4
#33
Quite Contrary
Team Find a Way to Pay the Bills. If no one pays the bills, there are no ambulances. ‘Nuff said.
Apr 24, 2008 at 1:59 pm rating: 3
#34
rhinogirl
$241/$341 seems like a bargain if during that ambulance ride the EMT’s saved you from death. I can see how it might be a little pricey if you were the lowlife with the splinter who needed an ambulance ride to the hospital, thereby occupying it when my Dad had chest pains and there was no ambulance available. Team don’t call the ambulance if you could get there under your own power and death is not a probable outcome of your current situation.
Apr 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm rating: 3
#35
Emily
that’s how we do things here in detroit… cheesy and irritating with the smiley face and all. it’s pure midwest/failing economy kind of shit.
it’s actually kind of depressing if you know what he/she’s talking about.
Apr 24, 2008 at 3:43 pm rating: 0
#36
Heidi
This should be paid with tax dollars?
Apr 24, 2008 at 3:47 pm rating: 0
#37
stvspl
A++++++++ for Guster reference! Would read again!
Apr 24, 2008 at 3:54 pm rating: 0
#38
Whibbles
It really is hard to explain how obscene and just plain inhumane it seems to a Brit to charge for emergency care (ambulance, X-ray, ER etc.)
Yes, we pay for the NHS via taxes and in the process fund a lot of time-wasters, but per capita the total cost works out less than for the US. In return we get a service which is probably worse than top-class health insurance (which you can buy here anyway if you choose) but a lot better than Medicare, Medicaid or nothing.
Here in Scotland we even get free eye and dental check-ups and are reducing the cost of prescription medicines. Elsewhere in the UK these carry a nominal charge for those in paid work.
Apr 24, 2008 at 4:22 pm rating: 2
#39
Canthz_B
Providers do push up their fees to compensate for loses, but the main reason that fees increase is to push up what is called the “usual and prevailing” or “reasonable and customary” fee in the provider’s area. Insurance reimbursements are based upon a percentage of the U&P or R&C fee in a given area.
Let’s not forget malpractice insurance rates, BTW.
Apr 24, 2008 at 4:27 pm rating: 0
#40
Kate
CB–My father-in-law works at AT&T and it’s company policy that you MUST call an ambulance for a nosebleed!
A stinkin’ nosebleed!
Apr 24, 2008 at 4:30 pm rating: 0
#41
Canthz_B
#40.3, I get this crap from you for trying to help you? Fuck you you ignorant slut!!!
I cannot for the life of me see a rant when I only gave you the facts based upon my experience.
You are the type of person whose claims I LOVE to deny!!
BTW, you addressed me directly, only an asshole would not expect a response!
Apr 24, 2008 at 5:23 pm rating: 3
#42
Ben
Thanks to this site I’ve found a new way to deal with my bothersome student loans. Now if only I could afford post-it notes.
Apr 24, 2008 at 6:03 pm rating: 3
#43
marcopuffin
Maybe the patient was DOA and that’s why they can’t make them pay. From the astral plane or not, this is great PA.
Apr 24, 2008 at 6:22 pm rating: 0
#44
Ben
I think this thread has generated enough passive aggressive ( and just plain aggressive) comments to fill a whole month of posts.
Good work everyone!
Apr 24, 2008 at 7:43 pm rating: 3
#45
Wade
So, if your cranky server slips on the ketchup you used to write a PA note, and has to go by ambulance to the hospital, is he/she expected to tip the EMT?
Apr 24, 2008 at 9:28 pm rating: 3
#46
raiseyourglass
There is a customer who is an EMT she had the best stories. I remember her talking about this one lady that called for an ambulance and said she hurt her leg falling down the stairs and said she couldn’t walk. When they got there and loaded her on the strecher they were asking all the usual questions and asked about her insurance company. She got off the strecher, ran up 2 flights of stairs, got her purse, came back down fished out her insurance card and then got back on the strecher.
Apr 24, 2008 at 9:49 pm rating: 0
#47
N
CB, you may be right, you may be wrong…but you are for sure annoying! stfu! By the way, since my taxes pay for lots of illegals to get med care and ambulance rides….it sure wouldn’t kill me if it paid for MINE!!! national healthcare may have its drawbacks, but it’s better than the damn system in this country, where you can get screwed even with decent insurance…because someone was in a bad mood and ran into one of those claims she “loves to deny”. classless bitch, I hope karma gets you right in your fat ass for saying that.
Apr 25, 2008 at 1:00 am rating: 2
#48
N
People in this country DIE because of our system. There is no right in that. EVER. Filet mignon is a luxury…your health shouldn’t have to be.
Apr 25, 2008 at 1:04 am rating: 2
#49
Ashley
That EMT was fucking delicious.
Apr 25, 2008 at 5:49 am rating: 0
#50
mont-rex
Holy shit. There are a lot of fucking Republicans posting comments in here.
Apr 25, 2008 at 10:56 am rating: 0
#51
chopchop
You Brits may be outraged that we Americans pay for ambulance rides, health care, etc., but I am outraged that your useless royal family takes their daily dumps in a solid gold toilet, paid for by YOU.
Apr 26, 2008 at 12:04 am rating: 1
#52
Erica C
CB, it’s a bit disingenuous on your part to suggest that a policyholder merely call their insurer or look at their booklet. First, many insurance companies explicitly state that they are not bound by what their phone reps tell policyholders on the phone. Second, have you tried to get a booklet sent to you lately? It often takes weeks or never arrives at all. I don’t see how that’s an effective means of keeping updated as to your coverage. I know you support universal care and are not shilling for insurance companies, but it’s not nearly as easy a process as one might think to ascertain your own coverage. Also, the whole “reasonable and customary” thing is an absolute crapshoot, especially here in NYC where rates are through the roof.
I’m with Whibbles et al. – healthcare in this country is an absolute crime. I already pay taxes in the highest tax bracket and would be happy to add to that to not deal with private insurers.
The only people getting a “free lunch” in this country are executives at insurance companies.
Apr 30, 2008 at 3:20 pm rating: 1
#53
woo
Thank god for England and the NHS. It’s my human right here to get free health care operations and emergency services.
Rule Britannia.
May 3, 2008 at 5:52 pm rating: 1
#54
Makem Lad
Just reading the comments, I can not believe you guys over there have to pay for an ambulance! Even if the Insurance company covers x% of the cost – it’s an emergency service! You don’t want to be ran over, but if you are you pay to be pick-up off the street? That’s crazy. Next you will be paying for the fire service and police to turn up – one police man or two (depending upon your insurance cover)?
May 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm rating: 0
#55
Fallen Angel
That`s a good one
The ultimate proof of self-confidence
May 7, 2008 at 3:42 pm rating: 0
#56
Fisherman's Friend
Pay for an ambulance ride??!
Glad I live in a european country!
Ambulance rides are free here.
Jun 19, 2008 at 6:49 am rating: 0
#57
sam
I just got a bill for $500 from the ambulance place for taking my dead father to the hospital/mourge?
Thanks for that St Johns!
Jun 28, 2008 at 5:25 am rating: 0
#58
Mom
Michigan charges out of the ass for an ambulance ride. It cost me $500 because my insurance doesn’t cover it.
Jul 16, 2008 at 2:47 pm rating: 0
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