Comments on: Oh, she said it.

By: The Toilet Paper Wars | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

The Toilet Paper Wars | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 03:12:19 +0000

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By: Om NOM

Om NOM — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:19:41 +0000

I think you should “settle” this by making a shiv out or dirty toilet water and HER toilet paper….and attacking her.

Yes. That seems the only way.

By: h!

h! — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:23:23 +0000

Ellen, buy your own fucking toilet paper. Privileged college asswipe. Pun, meh.

By: sommerrainstorm

sommerrainstorm — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:26:25 +0000

i guess i always thought leaving notes well seemed to come out better than the words out of my mouth would have.

gosh i really am passive aggressive!

maybe

By: sarah

sarah — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:53:42 +0000

um, i don’t know if anyone mentioned this already, but a good roommate would have OFFERED to chip in for toilet paper after a few weeks. something tells me ellen’s not the most considerate person to live with either.

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:23:31 +0000

My thoughts exactly. WHEN I YELL AT PEOPLE, I TEND NOT TO SMILE!!!

j/k lol!!

By: daphne

daphne — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:53:49 +0000

A good way to deal with buying household goods in a room mate situation is to use the color system. Each room mate gets a color, and when something runs out, the color of the empty article tells you who bought last. The other person has to buy next.

On the occasion that your room mate is a douchebag, you hoard your stuff and smile.

By: Mishee

Mishee — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:07:46 +0000

Well I don’t!

In fact, my mother always tells me that I am so full of shit my eyes are brown!

By: PlanetPerfecto

PlanetPerfecto — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:03:02 +0000

Girls actually have to poop?

This is a travesty.

You ladies should fund medical research that will rectify this deplorable situation.

Excrement is *very* unfeminine.

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 05 May 2008 21:46:18 +0000

I like the “Oh yes I said it” part. Way to tell her.

By: unicorn feather

unicorn feather — Mon, 05 May 2008 09:03:49 +0000

My roommate and I are currently on our last roll. With only a few weeks left of school, we are both hesitant on using the little amount of money we have left before the end of the semester on more toilet paper.
A FEW times, we have had to result to…”borrowing” on campus rolls. However, after reading this story, I will be even more paranoid than I already was…which was extremely.

By: Numinous

Numinous — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:06:35 +0000

Maybe she’s like my dad. He can’t read the smaller fonts on screen, so rather than adjust the zoom level in Word, he changes the font to something insanely huge. It never occurs to him how ridiculous it will be when printed.

By: poochie

poochie — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:32:31 +0000

Maybe I’m a little extreme, but I would have taken all the toilet roll left and set fire to it out front.

Then made sure I was standing there with the can of gas when she came back so I could claim I didn’t know what the hell she was talking about.

By: tonitonitone

tonitonitone — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:28:53 +0000

wow. That cracked me up. Those librarians sure value their TP! You’d think the little detector strips would cost more than a roll of TP. I mean, this is TP, people! TP! The world is going crazy!!!!