Entries from May 2008

maybe it’s time for sally struthers to get involved

May 14th, 2008 · 133 Comments

with finals and thesis deadlines coming up, stress levels among grad students at uc-berkeley have been running high (which means attention to the finer points of, say, apostrophe use, are running low). and now there’s a lunch thief on the loose!

sadly, says our submitter, the note’s multi-pronged approach (guilt, threats, helpful advice) seems to […]

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Tags: apostrophe abuse · berkeley · california · food · fridge · kitchen · preggers · stealing · the homeless · university · warning

“it wasn’t me”

May 13th, 2008 · 85 Comments

as far as post-coital “littering” goes, i’m guessing most dorm bathrooms have seen a lot worse than a pink t-shirt, no?

(and we certainly appreciate matt in greensboro, for snapping the photo.)

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Tags: bathroom · double-entendre alert · greensboro · on behalf of everyone · sex sex sex · university

try not to bite the hand that the dog bites

May 12th, 2008 · 67 Comments

while paying his old office a weekend visit, jimsu from katy, texas didn’t catch the original note (or, perhaps, conversation) that precipitated this huffy screed from the mailman…

…but he did spot the follow-up from the office smartass.

related: this is why your postal worker is disgruntled

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Tags: "customer service" · office · oh snap · texas · underlining · you be the judge

did you send your mom a mother’s day card?

May 10th, 2008 · 72 Comments

“living with your parents while still in college has it’s benefits (saving money and all) but it also has its drawbacks,” writes laura in springfield, missouri. primarily…boundaries.
“my parents regularly grab my mail and put it in a compartment on a desk in our kitchen, which i don’t always check,” laura explains, and sometime shortly after […]

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Tags: going postal · missouri · moms & dads · springfield · thanks but no thanks

an extra bold request

May 8th, 2008 · 121 Comments

jessica from chicago spotted this gem at a boston-area starbucks. notes jessica: “i wonder if all that special barista training they had recently included anything about dictating the topic of conversations allowed?”

related: our customers are always right…except when they’re wrong

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Tags: "customer service" · massachusetts · sports · starbucks