at this college dorm in seattle, our anonymous submitter says each floor ordinarily has one male and one female bathroom. however, because this particular floor happens to have an overwhelming number of female residents, both bathrooms were deemed female-only…much to some guy’s chagrin.
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140 responses so far ↓
#1 zchamu
“You will be documented”? Documented doing what? Peeing in a room that has toilets? The horror.
I think Kyle’s kinda the bitch here.
May 5, 2008 at 9:36 pm rating: +1
#2 secondsout
“I don’t remember anything about climbing stairs just to go pee in the housing contract.”
Well, no, that’s not the sort of detail that needs to get spelled out. It doesn’t say anything about not wanking in the hallway, but common courtesy dictates that you don’t.
May 5, 2008 at 9:42 pm rating: +9
#3 secondsout
I wonder if Kyle would “document” SOME GUY for peeing in the sink of the kitchenette. I bet that’s not against the housing contract either.
May 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm rating: 0
#4 secondsout
The weird block letters tell me that this dude is a serious headcase.
May 5, 2008 at 9:43 pm rating: 0
#5 Sarah
Kyle, that is a really unfortunate place to put a line break.
May 5, 2008 at 9:45 pm rating: +4
#6 a girl
What in the world?? If the bathroom is too crowded at times, shouldn’t the women just go to another floor instead of taking over the men’s room? Does their Residential Life office really allow this to go on? Maybe they should just make the bathrooms co-ed so this wouldn’t be a problem… that’s what we do in my dorm.
May 5, 2008 at 9:45 pm rating: 0
#7 Resident Grammarian esq
strictly for women only? Isn’t that kinda redundant? And what do you mean documented? The only way being documented is a deterrant for anything is if it is in a deathnote.
May 5, 2008 at 9:52 pm rating: 0
#8 RunBarbara
And this is why people pee in plants, the gym, the drain, the fitting room and every place else they aren’t suppose to. I blame college. I’ve decided. I blame college and MTV.
May 5, 2008 at 9:58 pm rating: +1
#9 Crash
A chick using a urinal…???
May 5, 2008 at 9:59 pm rating: +1
#10 morpho aurora
“If I or another RA see you coming out of there or going in”
so as long as the RAs don’t see him coming or going he can be in there as much as he wants.
should have been more specific Kyle, now some freak is gonna be sleeping on the bathroom floor
May 5, 2008 at 10:01 pm rating: 0
#11 Canthz_B
What an invitation to the “undocumented” grounds-keepers!
A Green Card for the price of a piss!!
May 5, 2008 at 10:04 pm rating: +3
#12 pilgrimchick
I’d love to know who ultimately will win this battle.
May 5, 2008 at 10:05 pm rating: 0
#13 Canthz_B
“No, that’s not beer in those bottles, get one from the fridge!”
May 5, 2008 at 10:09 pm rating: +1
#14 secondsout
I half-heartedly attempted to climb the stairs to the men’s room, but soon lost interest. I would apologize for using the women’s room, but I hate lying.
Love,
Dustin
May 5, 2008 at 10:10 pm rating: +5
#15 Hannah
I love the way the pink sticky note has an extra bit of a second sticky cut and taped on the end as if the person’s rage was too much for one sticky, but not enough to merit a full two
May 5, 2008 at 10:20 pm rating: +8
#16 Cricket
what scares me the most is that Some Guy and R.A. Kyle both have the handwriting skills of a future bomber or serial killer.
lol on Some Guy for the box writing so no one would recognize his handwriting.
May 5, 2008 at 10:23 pm rating: 0
#17 Canthz_B
Welcome to Catheter University…
May 5, 2008 at 10:24 pm rating: +1
#18 Sarah T
I’m on team “Piss in the kitchenette”. Honestly, why can’t college students handle co-ed bathrooms? And the “subtle” dig at his gender identity because he’s unwilling to walk more than a few feet to piss in the middle of the night? All signs point to some weird shit going down.
May 5, 2008 at 10:34 pm rating: 0
#19 Canthz_B
This policy gives new meaning to both having “The Trots” and “Rushing”!
May 5, 2008 at 10:39 pm rating: 0
#20 goose
Why is the larger photo private?
May 5, 2008 at 11:12 pm rating: 0
#21 girl
Honestly, there was an incident where they decided to put locks on the women’s communal bathroom in our dorm and since the office was closed, I couldn’t get my key for the weekend, so I had to walk a few flights down to one that wasn’t locked….
I was pissed about it. I wasn’t paying $15k a year to not be able to use the bathroom on my own floor.
The guys have every right to complain, it’s just a pain in the ass.
May 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm rating: +2
#22 TuesdayPillow
Having stayed in hostels before, when I wake up in the middle of the night and have to climb two flights of stairs and wait for the drunk people to stop puking in the bathroom, I can understand the desire to not want to have to climb up the stairs and find a bathroom on another floor. And how about if you have Montezuma’ s revenge? The dude would have to set up camp right outside the bathroom on the other floor.
At work it’s one thing - if you’re paying good money to stay at school you should be able to have a bathroom on your floor.
Tell the girls to SUCK IT UP!!!
(you know what I mean, too)
May 6, 2008 at 12:43 am rating: +1
#23 Canthz_B
New restroom rules: Urination–Women 11am to 11pm. Men 12 midnight to 11am. 11pm to midnight is maintenance time. Defecation–Drop it when it’s hot!
Any ? see me,
Kyle
May 6, 2008 at 12:48 am rating: +4
#24 Tyler
I try and put myself in his shoes from when I lived in dorms. How would I feel if I had to goto a different floor every time I needed to use a bathroom? And if his case is the same as mine, this is not only to use the toilet, but to use the shower, brush your teeth, use a sink, etc.
Team Non-coed dorms
May 6, 2008 at 1:33 am rating: +2
#25 Christine
We had an issue like this on my floor my junior year in college. We were too lazy to walk all the way to the other end of the floor so we just used the men’s bathroom.
No one seemed to care until the RA put up “This is a men’s room: No Girls allowed” and vice versa on the bathroom doors.
My roommate thought it was hysterical and stole the “No boys allowed” sign for our room. The RA then came to ask if we had seen who stole the sign while staring at it hanging prominently in our common room. He pretended he didn’t see it while we claimed innocence.
Stuff like this is so common, i don’t know people get all huffy about it!
May 6, 2008 at 3:18 am rating: 0
#26 Fred
Someho